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This is how Moana, Ryan, and the gang find Maui's island, "You're Welcome", and battling the Kakamora goes in Crash, Thomas, and Ryan meet Moana .

[the gang wakes up to a deserted looking island]

Ryoana: Where are we?

12th Doctor: A small island.

[Moana goes over to the shore]

Moana:(angrily to the Ocean) Um, what was that?!

Ryan F-Freeman: [coughs] Now I know Megatron laid to rest when he's killed.

Ryoana: [to the Ocean] Where did you take us?

Sci-Ryan: Nighlock. If any of you Code Red buddies survive, raise your hands.

[Every Code Red member raise their hands]

Nighlock:(clears his throat and points at one rock wall)

Matau T. Monkey: What is this?

Ryoana: Can it be?

[we see that there are tally marks forming multiple fish hooks]

Moana:(to the Ocean) Maui?

The Ocean:(briefly pops up and nods)

Major Malfunction: That's one way to help out.

Crash Bandicoot: I think so, Mate. How come Moana and Ryoana can talk to the ocean?

Nighlock:(suddenly freezes up as he moves his ears in direction) Someone's coming.

(they all turn and see a shadow coming)

Ranyx: Get behind me, Moana. [summons his Keyblade]

Ryan Tokisaki: Who could it be? Oh right! You called down the Thunder! You looking for trouble?! Nighlock and Deadpool are an "All-You-Can-Eat" salad bar! Take a bite!

Nighlock:(grabs him and hides him behind his royal battleship)

Deadpool:(turns into a tree)

(Moana holds Heihei close to her)

Moana:(reciting what her grandmother told her) Maui, demigod of the wind and sea, I am Moana of Matunui. And you will board my...(she peeks from behind the boat, but Maui isn't there)

Bucky Barnes: Uh, where'd the heck did he go?

Maui:(off screen) Boat!

(everyone watches as he lifts Moana's boat up)

Maui: The gods have provided me with a boat!(notices Moana and the others) Ahh!(drops the boat, Shadow cat phases through it)

(as they stare at each other, Shadowcat gives him a scary glare)

Maui:(lifts the boat to let her out, but finds the others aren't there)

Nighlock:(from behind him) Excuse me?

(he turns around and sees the whole gang)

Deadpool:(waves like Baymax) Hello, I am Deadpool, your personal healthcare companion.

Nighlock:(rolls his eyes) Wade, you are anything, but a healthcare companion.

Ryan Tokisaki: You got that right.

[Cody wakes up and sees Sierra]

Sierra: Don't worry, Cody. I will restore your breathing and save your life.

Cody Fairbrother: Oh boy.

[suddenly, Sierra is shocked as electricity surges through her]

[as she falls down, we see it is the work of Taser]

Crash Bandicoot: Taser.

Taser: Hey, Crash.

Sierra: Ouch.

Maui: Uh, what's going on here?

Nighlock:(looks at Moana and nods at her)

Ryoana: Go ahead, sis.

Sci-Ryan: So... you are Maui?

Maui: I am, but as you can see(points at Nighlock and Ryoana), these two clearly know that she(points at Moana) has something to say to me.

Moana: Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, I am Moana of Matunui-

Maui:(interrupts her) Hero of Men.

Ryan F-Freeman: No.

Moana: What?

Maui: It's Maui, shapeshifter, demigod of the wind and sea, hero of men. Had to interrupt. Straight from the top. Hero of men. Go.

(Moana is about to start again, when Maui interrupts her again)

Maui: Men and women.

Nighlock: OMG. This guy clearly skipped a few grades in school.

Ryan Tokisaki: I think it means "Oh my gosh", Nighlock. This guy needs to learn not to interrupt someone.

Deadpool: I interrupt people.

Moana:(hits both Deadpool and Maui in the stomach with her oar) I am Moana of Matunui, and you will board my boat, and restore the heart of Te Fitit!

Maui: Look, I'm not restoring the Heart, cause I was getting it as gift for you people, so you could hold the power to create life or something like that. So, I believe what you're trying to say is "thank you".

Moana: Thank you?

Maui: You're welcome.

Moana: What, no, that's not what I meant..

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. I know a song to sing.

Ryoana: Go ahead, Ryan.

Death (Walking Dead) and Roadkill: NOOOOOOO!!!!!

[The song You're Welcome starts playing]

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay, Okay. [sings]

I see what's happening, yeah~

You're face to face with greatness and it's strange~

Maui: You don't even know how you feel. It's adorable!~

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, it's nice to see that humans never change~

Open your eyes, let's begin~

Maui: Yes, it's really me, it's Maui! Breathe it in~

Ryan F-Freeman: I know it's a lot, the hair, the bod!~

When you're staring at a demigod~

Maui: What can I say, except "you're welcome"?~

For the tides, for the sun, for the sky~

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, it's ok, it's ok~

You're welcome~

Maui: I'm just an ordinary demi-guy~

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, what has two thumbs and pulled up the sky~

Maui: When you're waddling yay high?~

Ryan F-Freeman: [points at Maui] This guy!~

Maui: When the nights got cold, who stole you fire from down below?~

Ryan F-Freeman: [points at Maui] You're looking at him, yo!~

Maui: Oh, also I lassoed the sun~

Ryan F-Freeman: You're welcome~

Maui: To stretch your days and bring you fun~

Ryan F-Freeman: Also, he harnessed the breeze~

Maui: You're welcome~

Ryan F-Freeman: To fill your sails and shake your trees~

Maui: So what can I say except you're welcome?~

Ryan F-Freeman: For the islands he pulled from the sea~

Maui: There's no need to pray, it's okay, you're welcome~

Ryan F-Freeman: I guess it's just his way of being him~

Maui: You're welcome, you're welcome~

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, come to think of it~

Maui: Kid, honestly, we could go on and on~

Ryan F-Freeman: We could explain every natural phenomenon~

Maui: The tides, the grass, the ground?~

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh that was just Maui messing around~

Maui: I killed an eel~

Ryan F-Freeman: Planted it's guts~

Maui: Sprouted a tree, now you've got coconuts~

Ryan F-Freeman: [ponies up in his anthro form] What's the lesson? What is the takeaway?~

Maui: Don't mess with Maui when he's on the breakaway~

Ryan F-Freeman: And the tapestry here on his skin~

Is a map of the victories he wins~

Maui: Look where I've been, I make everything happen~

Look at that mean mini Maui just tippity tappity~

Ryan F-Freeman: So anyway, let him say you're welcome~

For the wonderful world you know~

Maui: Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome!~

Well, come to think of it, we've gotta go~

Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, it's your day to say "you're welcome!"~

Cause we're gonna need that boat~

Maui: We're sailing away, away, you're welcome!~

'Cause Maui and Ryan can do anything but float~

Ryan F-Freeman: You're welcome!, you're welcome!~

(Maui sends them into his cave, snapping them out of their trance)

Ryan F-Freeman:(spoken) And thank you!

(Maui pulls a boulder over the cave)

Nighlock: You sons of jerks! Get back here!

(we then see Maui and Ryan heading for Moana's boat)

Maui:(singing a little bit of You're Welcome)

(suddenly, something tugs him, and he sees it is Mini Maui)

Mini Maui:(gestures angrily at the cave they left the others in)

Ryan F-Freeman: I'm on it.

[Ryan picks up a boulder and rolls it out of the way]

Ryan Tokisaki: Ryan?

Nighlock: When we get back to Jasper, you're on probation.

Ryan F-Freeman: Look. I know what they want me not to do. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. [sits on a rock]

Ryan Tokisaki: Let's go.

[they chase after Maui, but he leaves them]

Evil Ryan: Oh bubble nuggets!

Ryan F-Freeman: Come here! [Grabs Maui]

Maui: Okay, did not see that coming.

Ryoana: I am Ryoana of Matunui, and you will board my sister's boat to restore the Heart of Ti Fiti.

Maui:(throws them off the boat)

Ryan F-Freeman: Ouch.

Ryan Tokisaki: Nighlock?

Nighlock:(on commlink) I'm up here.

(they see him on his battleship)

(Maui attempts to leave by swimming away, but the Ocean puts him back on the boat)

Maui: Oh, come on!

Nighlock:(flies down and grabs him by the collar bone)

Ryan F-Freeman: You're going to come with us and restore the Heart of Te Fiti.

Maui:(grabs it and throws it into the Ocean)

The Ocean:(offscreen)(throws it back at him)

Ryan Tokisaki: [picks up the Heart of Ti Fit] No damage. What a relef.

Ryoana: Are you afraid of it?

Maui: Hey, I will smite you. Do you want to get smitten? Smote?(to Deadpool) What is it's past tense again?

Deadpool: I don't know. I flunked grammar class.

Evil Ryan: [summons his Keyblade] I hope you know, Moana.

Mini Maui:(bites his nails, runs around in a panic, then smugly nods)

Maui: Stay out of it, or you're sleeping in my armpit.

Ryoana: No he isn't.

Ryan Tokisaki: So. You think you can help us?

Maui: No.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh well. You think this stone is cursed?

Maui: No. Yes!

Ryan F-Freeman: I think it might be the Heart of Ti FitI and Primus knows what else.

Moana: You mean this Heart? Right here! Come and get it!

Death (Walking Dead): Kid, stop. You're gonna attract unwanted attention.

Matau T. Monkey: Oh, you're really just paranoid.

Crash Bandicoot: He's right.

[Suddenly, a spear hits the mast]

Ryan Tokisaki and Maui: Kakamora...

Sci-Ryan: Kakawhat?

Ryan Tokisaki: Devious little pirates.

Ryan F-Freeman: Oh dear.

Crash Bandicoot: Red Smoke. Get ready. [summones his Keyblade]

Red Smoke: I always am.

[They see three coconut-like creatures appear]

Matau T. Monkey: It's a coconut.

Ryan F-Freeman: Maui begs to differ.

Moana: They're kinda cute.

Evil Ryan: I know.

[The coconuts paint fierce looking face drawing on their faces and take out fierce looking weapons]

Ryan F-Freeman: We have to fight them?

[Kuryan grabs Heihei and craves a heart and a photo of Kairi's head on a piece of wood and gives it to Nighlock]

Nighlock: No time for art.

Ryan Tokisaki: Nighlock. I think it's a Tweet. I invented tweeting. Come to me, Zafkiel!

[a clock appears with Kuryan's guns and Keyblade]

Crash Bandicoot: You see that, Ezra?

Erza Scarlet:(nods)

Emmet: What angle did he call?

Nighlock: I don'T know.

Ryan F-Freeman: His angle is like Kurumi's, Nighlock. Zafkiel.

Major Malfunction: Fight focus! Stop talking!

Ryan Tokisaki: [points at a 1 with his gun] Aleph!

[Kuryan shoots himself and teleports to Ryan and block a spear with his Keyblade]

Maui: Wow!

Ryan Tokisaki: Good work!

Major Malfunction:(fires his blasters)

Red Smoke: Can't Maui shape shift into something?

Sci-Ryan: Did you see his hook anywhere, Amy Biskit? No hook, no shape shifting powers.

Maui: The Shadowbolt is right.

AU Ryan F-Freeman: Hey, Deadpool. What's green and makes noise?

Deadpool: What?

AU Ryan F-Freeman: The incredible Honk!

[Crash laughs and notices Heihei on the edge of the boat]

Crash Bandicoot: Heihei, get away from the edge!

[Moana drops the Heart, but Heihei catches it and swallows it]

Ryan F-Freeman: He saved the heart, Nighlock! If you thank me, I can say... [mimics Maui] Your welcome.

Sci-Ryan: Something tells me that Maui and Ryan are like Timon and Pumbaa from the Lion King.

Nighlock:(pulls out his pistols and fires at the Kakamora, but fails to stop one that grabs Heihei) DANG IT!

Ryan F-Freeman: Nighlock, help me rescue Heihei!

Nighlock: On it!

Sci-Ryan: Bertram, Bucky. Help Ryan and Nighlock and save Heihei and the Heart.

Bertram T. Monkey: Yes, sir!

Bucky Barnes: Got it!

Sci-Ryan: Wow. My training with Iron Man did pay off.

Nighlock: Moana, help us out!

Ryan F-Freeman: Need help, Ryoana!

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Bertram T. Monkey: [summons his Void Gear Keyblade] Take that, you bad fruit! [slices the Kakamora in half] I'm coming for you, Heihei!

Bucky Bernes: Cool weapon, Bertram.

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