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This is how Monster Truck Mater goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's adventures of A Cars Toon: Mater's Tall Tales.

[The gang is at Flo's V8 Cafe when a monster truck passes]

Crash Bandicoot: Wow, Susan. Check out the size of that monster truck.

Susan Murphy: I know.

Mater: Shoot. That boy's nothing. I used to wrestle trucks bigger then him.

Susan Murphy: Seriously?

Crash Bandicoot: I hope so. Mater used to be a monster truck wrestler.

[Flashback to the past]

Announcer: Ladies and gentle cars. Introducing... The Tormentor!

[A spotlight comes on over Mater, who is standing in a wrestling with the others and wearing a red and blue mask]

Mater: Excuse me. That. It's TOW MATER!

[An ice cream truck jingle of "Pop Goes the Weasle" plays]

Announcer: Who wants some ice cream?

[The doors swing open revealing Mater's opponent: A giant monster-wheeled ice cream truck]

Announcer: The I-Screamer!

[The crowd goes wild as the big truck enters the ring]

The I-Screamer: I'm gonna make you all scream!

Mater: [screams]

[The bell rings and Ryan and the others dodge followed by Mater]

The I-Screamer: Grr. Where did they go?

Sci-Ryan: [off-screen] Excuse me, mister.

[The I-Screamer looks down]

Sci-Ryan: Can I have one double dip dipstick sundae please?

The I-Screamer: Uhh. Sure kid. That's a very popular flavour.

[Sci-Ryan gives a signal and Mater flips the truck onto his back]

Referee: 1-2-3. The winners!

Announcer: Now that's a sundae, sundae, sundae.

[Mater's next opponent: Captain Collision]

Captain Collision: Drop and give me twenty!

Evil Ryan: Tormenter will give you three!

[Together, they knock him onto his back]

Referee: 1-2-3. The winners!

[The next opponent is the Rastacarian]

Announcer: The Rastacarian has Ryan and the Tormentor in his signature dreadlock.

The Rastacarian: Me be jamming now, Man!

[Mater throws him onto his back.

Referee: 1-2-3. The Winner.

Ryan F-Freeman: Who be jamming now?

Crowd: You be jamming now!

[Next up, Dr. Feel Bad]

Announcer: Dr. Feel Bad.

Dr. Feel Bad: Your next stop is the hospital!

[Matau and Mater grab him from behind]

Matau T. Monkey: Don't worry. My master will send you some flowers.

[He's thrown into the hospital]

Announcer: That's gotta hurt.

Announcer 2: And just wait till he gets the bill.

Referee: 1-2-3.

[The next opponent is: Paddy O Concrete]

Announcer: Paddy O Concrete's gonna lay some cement.

Paddy O Concrete: Here comes a nice fresh pour!

Bertram T. Monkey: Pour it on for me as Sunset's bodyguard!

[Mater flips it over him]

Announcer: Oh! He got paved!

Announcer 2: Now that's what I call a road.

Referee: 1-2-3.

Car: You rock, man!

[The last match takes place]

Announcer: And now, the moment you all been waiting for. The buck toothed wonder of the world, the wrasslier of disaster, the Tormentor!

[The crowd cheers as Mater and the others power into the ring]

Car: Go get em, Tormentor!

Announcer: And the world champion, Dr. Frankenwaggon!

Dr. Frankenwaggon: [sinister laugh]

Sci-Ryan: Heh. I can handle him.

Announcer: And his MONSTER!

[The monster comes to live]

Announcer: It's alive!

Sci-Ryan: Well. We're dead.

[Back to the present]

Lightning McQueen: What did you and Mater do, Ryan?

Ranyx: My name is Ranyx, McQueen. You and Mater were a tag team, remember?

[Lightning is now in the ring beside Mater and the others]

Ryan Tokisaki: Tag, you're it.

Lightning McQueen: What?

[He dodges the monster's wrecking ball]

Mater: Yes, Sonata. They are real. Wanna kick em?

Sonata Dusk: [kicks Mater's tire]

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, Adagio. You do like me.

[Adagio and Sonata giggle]

Lightning McQueen: Bertram! Tag me! Tag me!

Bertram T. Monkey: [does so] Tag!

[Mater grabs the Monster's wrecking ball]

Mater: Gotcha!

[He whizzes under the ring and comes out of the other side]

The Dazzlings, Tia and Mia: [gasp]

Bertram T. Monkey: Watch this if you want me as your bodyguard, Sunset.

[The ring flips over. McQueen, Mater and the others land on top of it]

Referee: 1-2-3. The Winners! The Tormentor and... [to McQueen and the others] What's your names, kids?

Crash Bandicoot: Crash Bandicoot.

Sci-Ryan: Sci-Ryan.

Bertram T. Monkey: Bertram T. Monkey. [points to McQueen] Lightning McQueen.

Thomas: Thomas. Thomas the tank engine.

Ryan F-Freeman: Prince Ryan F-Freeman Prime.

[Referee nods]

Referee: And his friends, Crush Bandicoot, Sci-Rocket, Bertrap T. Mankey, Frightening McMean, Thompson the tank Train and Prince Ryan Nemesis Prime!

[The crowd cheers]

[in reality]

Sci-Ryan: Sci-Rocket?

Lightning McQueen: Frightening McMean.

Matau T. Monkey: [through giggling] Bertrap T. Mankey.

Thomas: Thompson the tank train?

Ryan F-Freeman: Prince Ryan Nemesis Prime?

Crash Bandicoot: Crush Bandicoot. What a joke.

Optimus Prime: But still though. Quite an interesting tale.

Fan car: I can't believe it! The Tormentor! I'm your biggest fan! Can I get your autograph?

Mater: Sure you can. [signs the cars door]

Fan Car: Oh, I will never wash this door again.

Lightning McQueen: Hey, don't you want Frightening McMean's autograph.

Fan Car: No thanks.

Lightning MQueen: Seriously.

Fan car: I'm ok really.

Lightning McQueen: I'll do it real quick.

Fan Car: You're making me uncomftrible.

[The others watch]

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