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This is how Morley explains about the legendary Cloggersaurus in Revenge of The Ultratron.

[soon our heroes are far into the mountains as they continue their way]

Sheen: I wonder what kind of obticales we could run into?

Piglet: You mean like hefelumps?

Sheen: Yes. Heffalumps

Tigger; What about, w..w..woozles?

Sheen: Yes, Woozles!

Pooh: Jagulars?

Sheen: Oh yes! Even jagulars!

Morley: Or maybe we could run into a. [tio himself] Pause for effect. [outload] Cloggersaurus.

Tigger: C...c..c.. Clogger... s...s..s...saurus?

Stephen: Cloggersaurus? What's that?

[music starts]

Morley: Just gather 'round
and I'll elucidate [takes out his violin] When the monsters have a midnight jamboree,
they break it up with fiendish glee.
Now, monsters are bad,
but the one that's cursed
is the Cloggersaurus,
he's the worst.

Chorus: That's right,
he's a fright on Halloween night.

Morley: When he goes a-joggin'
cross the land,
holdin' his noggin',
in his hand,
demons take one look, and groan,
and hit the road for parts unknown.

Chorus: Beware, take care, he rides alone.

Morley: Now, there's no monsters like the monster who's spurned.

Chorus: They don't like him, and he's really burned.

Morley: He swears to the longest day he's there,

All: he'll show them that he can get ahead

Morley: Now, they say he's tired of his flamin' top,
and he's got a yen to make a swap.
And so he rides one night each year,
to find a victim in these mountains.

Human Applejack: Now, he likes them little, he likes them big.

Pete, Bill, and Ben: Part in the middle, or a wig.

Chorus: Black or white, or even red.

Morley: The Cloggersaurus needs a meal.

All: With a hip-hip and a clippety clop,
he's out looking for a top to chop.

Morley: So don't stop to figure out a plan,

All: you can't reason with a hybrid creature.

[Speech in rhyme] Morley: Now, if you doubt this tale is so,
I met that monster just a year ago.

So, when you're riding home tonight,
make a run with all your might.
He'll be down in the mountains here.
He needs your a meal.
Look out! Beware!

All: With a hip-hip and a clippety clop, He's out looking for a meal to kill. So, don't try to figure out a plan,
you can't reason with a HYBRID DINOSAUR!!!!!!

Skyla: [pupils turn small, we see her heart beating faster, then she turns white, and faints]

Brian: Oh, my God!

Cadance: Skyla!

Roary: What does a Cloggersaurus look like?

Morley: He has a body of a T-Rex and spikes like a Stegosaurus. And has huge arms. And the only way to hear him is his growling.

Blitzer: Wow.

Tronie: Well, your sing made the pink filly turn white.

Morley: Whoa-ha-ho!

Brian: How do we wake her up?

Patrick: I know what to do. [he turns Skyla's head, opens her mouth (While holding her nose), and then takes a deep breath and blows her stomach up]

[her stomach then deflates and her color returns]

Skyla: WHAAAA!! [coughs]

Patrick: I win!

Brian: Nice one.

Skyla: Is this heaven?

Shining Armor: [chuckles] No. Patrick just revived you.

Skyla: Thanks, Patrick.

Patrick: You're welcome.

[growling]

[the engines stop and look around]

Piglet: What was that?

Tigger: Sounded too hungry for a heffalump. [growling gets louder] Too plump for a jagular. [and louder] I say it's big old, buggy eyed, saber-toothy. Cloggersaurus!

Pooh, Rabbit, Piglet, and Eeyore: CLOGGERSAURUS?!

Tigger: Which way do we run?!

Piglet: Where do we hide?!

Rabbit: What's the shortest, shortcut home?!

Pooh: I believe thet uh, that way. Is a good way. [point to a random direction]

[Everyone runs to the direction]

Pooh: Although, this way, could be better.

Tigger: Give me a break!

[Everyone runs to the direction]

Pooh: If no over here.

Tigger and Rabbit: AAH!!

[Everyone runs to the direction]

Pooh: Although, [chuckles] there might be petculary plesent as well.

[everyone is running in a whole bunch of randon directions]

Rabbit: STOP IT!!!

[everyone stops]

Rabbit: We're gettin' no where fast Pooh, and that just won't do. A leader must be someone leaderly, quick thinking, and form! Someone like... me.

[growling]

Rabbit: Let's just carry on, shall we?

Percy: My thoughts. Carry on.

[The engines puff on]

[It was now getting dawn and Skyla is thinking what Morley had said]

Skyla: [whimpering] The Cloggersaurus is after me.

Cadance: [places her wing around her] There's no Cloggersaurus.

Shining Armor: And Steamfire's gone soft in the boiler. There's no warrior who guards the tomb of the Train-Primes.

[but then we see a foot step down and then disappear]

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