This is how Nighlock's speech goes in Pooh's Adventures of The Myth of Burton.

(We see the two get into Bee, and drive off to the Pentagon, where the conference is to be held)

(They arrive just in time to hear Senator Kelly finishing his speech on why the Mutant Registration Act is a good idea)

Senator Kelly: And now I turn this over to Anthony Tavary of Major Mansion Institution for the Gifted.

Nighlock: Thank you mr. Senator.(to audience) First off, I'd like to thank you for letting me be here today, I'll admit I'm still a little nervous. Secondly, Malfunction would like me to tell you that if you are touring the School, be careful, you can get lost easily in there. Let's get started shall we?(pulls out his speech) "To homo neanderthalinsis, his mutant cousin, Homo sapiens, was an abbarition. The arrival of the mutated species was followed by the immediate extinction of his less evolved kin." I believe that mutant kind is the next evolved species of the Earth. We were all born on this world, so we can share it. The last thing some of us want is a civil war that'll destroy the Earth.

(Meanwhile, Sideswipe (RID 2015 form) finds Sunset Shimmer)

Sideswipe: Hey Sunset, what you up to?

Sunset Shimmer: That guy right there singing to himself. What do you think he's doing?

(Looks at Light Ultron)

Light Ultron:

I used to rule the world.

Chunks would load when I gave the word.

(Back at the conference)

Senator Kelly: Stop right there, I am going to have to interrupt you for a moment.

Nighlock: That was everything on the paper so go ahead and steal the audience.

(Everyone laughs as the senator gives him a confused look)

Senator Kelly: How do we know for sure the fu-

Nighlock: uh, Mr. Senator, please watch your language. There are young people watching this.

(Everyone laughs again as Kelly mouths "I know that.")

Senator Kelly: How do we know for sure that mutant kind is the future. They are a bunch of freaks. They are uncontrollable.

(Everyone laughs louder this time)

Senator Kelly: What did I say

Nighlock(appears next to him): I quote from the bible, "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth."

Senator Kelly: How'd you get over here so fast?

Nighlock: I know a few tricks in martial arts.(turns to the audience) Brothers and sisters, why fight an enemy we don't even know if we can beat them. Why fight fellow Earthlings? Because we have chosen to make it our nature. God gave all species free will. Man chooses to do evil. This racism is what started the civil war. If we do this, there will be no world to walk upon. Thank you. Again if you have any questions direct them to my friend over there.(points to Red Smoke)


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