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Here is how Nighlock calls in the Suicide Squad in Crash, Thomas and Ryan Meets Sofia the First: The Curse of Princess Ivy.

(we then see everyone meeting)

Sofia: If we don't do anything and fast, these villains may just get what they want.

Nighlock: Not unless we fight fire with fire.

Ant-Man: What the heck are you-[comes to a realization] No!

Nighlock:[calmly] Yes.

Matau T. Monkey: What is it, Nighlock?

Ant-Man: Three words. Worst. Heroes. Ever.

Nighlock: Keep it down. I'm calling an old acquaintance.

Princess Amber: Who?

Nighlock: Rick Flag.

Matau T. Monkey: Let me get the phone.

Crash Bandicoot: I love to get new allies to help us. Leave Ryan to reform Ivy.

Ryan F-Freeman: That is a good idea, Nighlock. You and I are kinda alike. I got my three siren friends while you got Apocalypse.

Nighlock: Nur's on business with Doom. That's actually not going so well.

[we see Apocalypse and Dr. Doom staring at each other. They finally get up and leave]

[we cut to Flag returning home from a jog when the phone rings]

Rick Flag:(picks it up) This is Flag.

Nighlock: Hey Rick, i've got a situation involving villains turning Optimus evil, and I require back up.

Rick Flag: What kind of back up.

Matau T. Monkey: We need a team called the Suicide Squad.

Nighlock: Sorry about that. So, think you and the Squad can get here.

Rick Flag: We're on our way.(hangs up)

(we see guards at Belle Reve coming to get Deadshot)

Deadshot: I did nothing. I did nothing.(puts up his fists but is easily overwhelmed)

(guards then go to collect Harley)

Guard: Come on, Tavary needs you guys.

Harley Quinn: I was wondering when he might call.(gets strapped into her chair)

(Guards file into Killer Croc's cell)

Guard: New mission for the Squad Croc. Where ya hiding?

Killer Croc:(jumps out of the water) I was in the middle of my bath!(squirts a guard with water from his rubber duck)

[Back with the gang]

Matau T. Monkey: Nighlock. How did you know about this Suicide Squad?

Nighlock: You guys probably aren't gonna believe this, but I'm the team's second in command.

Cody Fairbrother: Cool. [sips his drink but spits it out in shock] What did you say?!

Nighlock: Remember when Senator Kelly told about a crisis down in Midway City, and that Waller had ordered Task Force X to band together?

Cody Fairbrother: Well. I think so. It's like I saw a rival Time Lord the Doctor told Ryan and Sci-Ryan called "The Master".

Nighlock: Well originally, the team started out with 9. But Slipknot and Azula tried to escape and I was forced to blow her head off, and Flag was forced to blow his head off.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ouch. It's like Matau, Crash and I run away from the Cybermen with the Doctor and Rose. I told the Cyberman that we surrender but that Cyberman said I'm not compatible.

Nighlock: For what?

Crash Bandicoot: The upgrade program, Nighlock. The Cyberman called us rouge elements and we would perish [makes quotation marks with his fingers] under maximum deletion.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. At least, I was protected by a dino hybrid from Jurassic World.

Bertram T. Monkey: At least, Nighlock. I am a bandmate of the Cyberlings.

[we hear a helicopter]

Nighlock: They're here. Let's go.

[35 minutes earlier]

[Military base]

Rick Flag: Glad you guys could join us.

Killer Croc: Has anyone noticed that it feels different without Diablo?

[two soldiers put down a bag, and inside is Boomerang]

Captain Boomerang: We've talked about this. Stop transporting me in a bag.

Crossbones: Nah, you look good in a bag.

Taskmaster: Be quiet Rumlow.

[present time]

[we see everyone walk up to the helicopter]

Nighlock: Hey Rick, long time no see. Katana, how are you? Guys, good to see you again.

Ryan F-Freeman: Killer Croc. You do look fine today.

Killer Croc: So you're Ryan F-Freeman? Heard you could absorb powers.

Crossbones: Bet you're wondering why we don't El Diablo with us?

Crash Bandicoot: Hi, Crossbones. I'm Crash. Crash Bandicoot. The Keyblade wielding marsupial. The wonder from down under. The rocket with the pocket.

Sonata Dusk: Who's El Diablo?

Harley Quinn: He used to be part of the team before he sacrificed himself to kill Enchantress' brother, Incubus.

Ryan F-Freeman: Harley. I saw you a while back.

Captain Boomerang:(whispering to Sunset) Well you know what they say about the crazy ones.

Harley Quinn:(clearly overhearing this) Huh?

Taskmaster:(rolls eyes)

Wolverine: So what's the plan Flag? How do you hope to bring Prime back to the good side?

Rick Flag: With this device.(pulls out what looks like an injection gun) We've got to get close enough to Optimus and inject its chip where they put the chip.

Deadshot: Once in, it'll start hacking the chip, destroying it. When it's job is done, it'll pop out.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yes. That should work. [hug Harley]

Matau T. Monkey: We maybe crazy, but we are still heroes with a plan to reform Ivy.

Nighlock: And we just so now happen to have the biggest advantage.

Adagio Dazzle: And what's that?

Nighlock: I made sure the line I called Rick on was secured. I called on a frequency the villains wouldn't pick up. They don't I've called in the Suicide Squad.

Deadshot: You seriously still calling us that? You do realize we're called Task Force X right?

Nighlock: Well, escape or rebellion is suicidal on this team. And puh-lease. Task Force X? That's just a cheap knock off of Team X.

Ryan F-Freeman: It's true. Maybe Harleen would call me puddin.

Crash Bandicoot: I think this Suicide Squad is a perfect team of former DC villains. Killer Croc does know I am an ally of the Autobots.

Evil Ryan: And my band the Cyberlings are heroes, Nighlock. The unsuspecting villains know not what awaits.

Captain Hook: Deadshot, huh? Ye seem to be cool. I am a captain learning about friendship.

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