On the Open Road is a song in A Goofy Movie.


Goofy: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride
Together upon the open road
C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!
Max: All in all, I'd rather have detention
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad
Goofy: Yuck!
Max: And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road
Goofy: There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Max: Roxanne, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do
Goofy: Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Goofy: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max: I'm so mad
I think I may explode
Goofy: When I see that highway, I could cry
Max: Ya know, that's funny
So could I
Both: Just bein' out on the open road
Female Country Singers: Howdy, boys
Is this the way to Nashville?
Tow Truck Driver: Watch it, Mac!
Or you'll be gettin' towed
Prisoner: I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five
The next time I see the open road
Small Man: Just a week of rest and relaxtion
Large Woman: Yeah!
Small Man: And the odd romantic episode
Max: Very odd!
Mickey Mouse: It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
Old Lady: Look out, you dirtbags
Eat my dust
From now on, I own the open road!
Goofy: Just me and little Maxie
My pipsqueak pioneer
Nuns: Their car ventures forever westward ho
Nuns and Goofy: Yeehaw!
Max: Could someone call a taxi
And get me outta here
To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
Chorus and Goofy: Every day another new adventure
Every mile another new zip code
And the cares we had are gone for good
Max: And I'd go with them if I could
Goofy and Chorus: I've got no strings on me
I'm feelin' fancy free 
How wonderful to be
On the open road!


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