This is the transcript of Otis the Cow in Fantasmic! in the Disney World version.


(Everyone was sleeping until they were waken by Otis with his air horn)

  • Otis: Top of the morning.

(Everyone was angry at Otis)

  • Otis: (putting green hats on everyone) Faith and Begorra. Liam Nesson. Kiss me blarney stone.
  • Pip: What's with the green hats and the being cheerful?
  • Otis: Wake up and smell the shamrocks, people. Today's St. Patrick's Day.
  • Cosmo: Oooh. That's close to my favorite holiday, Leprechanuka!
  • Wanda: Cosmo, there's no such thing as Leprechanuka.
  • Lincoln: Yeah, it sounds kinda wierd.
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  • Cosmo: What if I told you, Leprechanuka was a school holiday.
  • Timmy Turner: I love Leprechanuka!
  • Lincoln: Me too.
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The Show Starts