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[PETE SINGING] 


Troubadour: OH, NO. WHEN THE BAD GUY IS THAT HAPPY, 
IT ALWAYS, ALWAYS MEANS... [POP] 
BAD-GUY SONG! 
[INHALES]

[TOOT TOOT TOOT] 
 

Pete: ♪ I WAS BORN TO CHEAT AND LIE ♪ 
♪ I'M A MEAN, ROTTEN GUY ♪ 
♪ WHEN YOU ASK ME WHY I'M NASTY ♪ 
♪ HERE'S MY REASON WHY ♪ 
♪ AT THAT STORK DELIVERY, MOMMY SCREAMED ♪ 
♪ "WOE IS ME, SUCH A DORK" ♪ 
♪ "HEY, MR. STORK, BEHOLD MY MISERY" ♪ 
♪ "PETE IS GHASTLY, PETE'S A BLOB" ♪ 
♪ "PETE'S A NASTY, NAUGHTY SLOB" ♪ 
♪ CAN IT, SISTER, I'M THE MISTER ♪ 
♪ WHO WILL GET THE JOB ♪ 
♪ SO I'M NASTY, I'M NO GOOD ♪ 
♪ I'LL BE KING, KNOCK ON WOOD ♪ 
♪ I'LL IMPRESS YA, THOUGH I'M JUST A COMMON LOWLY HOOD, HA! ♪ 
♪ IF YOU CAN'T BE LOVED, BE FEARED ♪ 
♪ DON'T GET SHOVED, SHEEP GET SHEARED ♪ 
♪ BE THE KING, PULL THE STRINGS ♪ 
♪ OR ELSE YOU MIGHT GET SMEARED ♪ 
♪ I'M SO HAPPY I COULD DANCE ♪ 
♪ SEIZE MY CHANCE, I'LL ADVANCE ♪ 
♪ COME AND CHEER ME, LOVE AND FEAR ME ♪ 
♪ PETEY'S KING OF FRANCE, HA HA ♪ 
EVENING, TRUSTED LIEUTENANT. WATCH OUT FOR THE BRICKS. 

Clarabelle: WHAT?  

[CRASH] 
 

Pete: ♪ COME AND CHEER ME, LOVE AND FEAR ME ♪ 
♪ PETEY'S KING OF FRANCE ♪ 
WHY'D THE MUSIC STOP? 
 

(Beagle Boys draw, read and play in a pit) 

Pete: HELLO, BOYS. 
 

[GULP] 
 

[HONK]  

Pete: THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE SOME SPARE TIME 
TO GO AND SNATCH THE PRINCESS? 
 

Beagle Boy #3: YEAH, I THINK. 

Pete: WELL, QUIT THINKING AND DO IT! 
THE OPERA'S TOMORROW NIGHT! 

[OPERA SINGING] 
 

Pete: THE JOB'S GOT TO BE DONE BY THEN! 
REMEMBER? 
 

Beagle Boy #3: HOW CAN WE HELP?  

Pete: 
I WANT YOU TO GRAB HER, 
FIND A REMOTE TOWER SOMEWHERE, 
AND LOCK HER AWAY FOREVER, 
SO AS NO ONE CAN EVER FIND HER AGAIN! 
YOU GOT ME, DINGBATS? 
 

Together: SURE THING, BOSS. 

(Beagle Boys run out) 

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