This is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of The Elm-Chanted Forest.

You Ain't Never had a Friend Like Me

  • Twilight Sparkle: We never had a great friend like you before Genie.
  • Rainbow Dash: You are so awesome!
  • Genie: Well I think you already realize what you've got here! So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
  • (Genie lights up like fluorescent light)
  • Genie:

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves

Scheherazadie had a thousand tales

But girls you in luck 'cause up your hooves

You got a brand of magic never fails!

  • (Genie produces 40 thieves who surround The Mane Six with swords. GENIE appears in Twiight's hooves, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission.)

You got some power in your corner now Some heavy ammunition in your camp You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how See all you gotta do is rub that lamp And I'll say

  • (Boxing ring appears, Twilight in the corner, being massaged by Genie.Then Genie turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes. Tigger ducks down Then Genie appears inside the lamp and grabs Twilight's hooves and rubs lamp with it.)

My Little Ponies What will your pleasure be?

Let me take your order, jot it down

You ain't never had a friend like me

No no no!

  • (Genie produces a table and chairs, then writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter.)

Life is your restaurant And I'm your maitre' d!

  • Applejack: (spoken) What in tarnation?
  • Genie:

C'mon whisper what it is you want You ain't never had a friend like me.

  • (Genie appears as a plate of chicken which it surprise Applejack, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to The Mane Six. Finally, he explodes into four duplicate Genies.)

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service

You're the heroes, of Equestria! Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish How about a little more Baklava?

  • (The Genies give Spike a shave, and The ponies a haircut and manicure, then Twilight and her friends appear in a comfy chairs (eh?) surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women. The Genie appears and fills the screen with baklava.)

Try some of column 'A' Try all of column 'B' I'm in the mood to help you ponies You ain't never had a friend like me

  • (The Mane Six rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top. They fall off and is caught by a cushion held by Genie. He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase. A miniature Genie dressed like a magician comes out.)
  • (The mini Genie does a little dance with the Genie's two giant hands. At the end, they surround the mini Genie and squish him into nothing.)

Can your friends do this? Do your friends do that? Do your friends pull this out their little hat Can your friends go poof! Well looky here Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip And then make the sucker disappear?

  • (The Genie pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them. And Tigger does his super bounce. Genie proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base. He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit. The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon (very reminiscent of Figment from EPCOT Center). The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three HAREM GIRLS, who dance around Kronk. Just as he begins to enjoy them, as the Mane Six began to dance to the song.)

So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed I'm here to answer all your midday prayers You got me bona fide, certified You got a genie for a charg? d'affairs! I got a powerful urge to help you out So what you wish I really want to know You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!

  • (Genie imitates what he is calling The Mane Six, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds the ponies. Genie pulls a list {written in Arabic} out of Twilight's ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower much to Timon's annoyance.)

My Little Ponies, have a wish or two or three I'm on the job, you big nabob You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend You ain't never...had a... friend...!

  • Pikachu: Pika, pika!
  • Genie:

You ain't never had a friend like me!

  • (Twilight, Spike, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie look amazed of Genie's performance then zaps Pooh, Ash, Tai, Sora, Simba, Littlefoot, Thomas, Taran, SpongeBob, and their friends dancing and a grand finale dancing number ensues. But Genie wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they're all back in the cave. GENIE has a neon "APPLAUSE" sign on his back.)

Encounter with the villains

  • Winnie the Pooh: So why are you villains here for anyway?
  • Bowser: That's for us to know and you to find out, "stuffed fluff bear!"
  • Rainbow Dash: Hey! Nopony insults Pooh!
  • Bowser: Oh, you must be Rainbow Dash, you represent the Element of Loyalty right?
  • Rainbow Dash: That's right! I'll always be loyal to Pooh and his friends!
  • Bowser Jr.: We'll see about that.
  • Rarity: I can't believe we're wasting our time talking to a shelled lizard and his family.
  • Mistress Nine: And you are Rarity, representing the element of generosity.
  • Applejack: So you know who we are, big deal.
  • Azula: Oh, we heard so much about you honest Applejack.
  • Twilight Sparkle: You seem to know our strengths too.
  • Bowser: Yes, Twilight Sparkle, and yours is the most powerful element of all, magic. Fluttershy's is kindness and finally Pinkie Pie's element is...Laughter.
  • Pinkie Pie: [snickering]
  • Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!
  • Pinkie Pie: Oh sorry.

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