Here's the Transcript of Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: School's Out!: The Musical.

Opening/37 Years ago

  • (After of The opening and movie starts in 37 years in the past. And train is hreading the broken bridge)
  • Flunky: Oh Flooky! Up ahead! The bridge is out! We don't have much time.
  • Flooky: Oh, Flunky! Are you sure there's no otherway?
  • Flunky: I'm a clown. The only thing I'm sure of isthat seltzer is funny. (Sprayed water on himself) Ha ha ha. We don'thave much time. We don't have muchtime. We have to save our son if wewant him to carry on our super hilarious--
  • Flooky: And kind of creepy --
  • Flunky: Clown heritage!
  • (He open the the door)
  • Evel Knievel: Hey! This is my bullet!
  • (They take Evel out and put the baby and a picture of them in the bullet)
  • Baby Flappy: Papa. Mama.
  • (Meanwhile, with the Pixies)
  • Sanderson: Well, H.P., once again our 37-year anti-fun plan to take over Fairyworld has been thwarted.
  • H.P.: Yes, Sanderson. It seems that as long as there are Fairies on Earth, we will never get the upper hand.
  • Sanderson: I can't believe they're making us drive home this time.
  • Flunky AND Flooky: (Both) Goodbye, Flappy! We love you!!!!
  • (He blast Flappy and the train is almost the bridge)
  • Flunky and Flooky: Ahhhh!
  • Flunky and Flooky: I knew I should have finished law school!
  • (They miss the bridge, and when to another bridge)
  • Flunky: Didn't see that turn there.
  • Flooky: Me neither.
  • Flooky and Flunky: (but then they suddenly realized)OUR BABY!!!
  • Flooky: I thought you said there was no other way!
  • Flunky:  (incredulous) I'm a CLOWN!!!
  • (Back with the Pixies)
  • Sanderson: Want to stop for a corn dog? Some nachos? Maybe a slushy?
  • H.P.: No. What I want is to find an unwitting human pawn. Perhaps a baby. We could take 37 years to mold it into our ultimate weapon. But what are the odds of that?
  • (The Pixies hit by a rocket and their car spins around and the around)
  • Evel Knievel: Whew! Good thing I was wearing my helmet! Ahhh! (They hit him and flies out) I'm okay.
  • (The Pixies found a Baby Flappy)
  • Baby Flappy: (GIGGLES)
  • H.P.: Sanderson? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful new 37-year plan...
  • H.P. and Sanderson: (laugh maniacally)

The Last Day of School/ "Kids Just Being Kids"

  • (At the present day, Timmy, Pooh, and the others are waiting for the clock to turn 12)
  • Timmy: Come on...come 3:00 already! Be the first day of summer already.
  • Human Rarity: The suspense is killing me!
  • A.J.: Timmy, Rarity, you can't manipulate the fabric of time by staring at the clock. Time bends for no man.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Party Pooper.
  • Otis: Yeah, but we're boys!
  • Sunset Shimmer: And girls.
  • Chester: Yeah, it's worth a try. [glares at the clock] Be the first day of summer already! [the hands of the clock move one minute] I did it! I am the lord of time!
  • Rabbit: (moans)
  • (Elsewhere in Fairy World, the fairies are getting ready for the race)
  • Wanda: Oh, hurry up, clock! It's almost summer!
  • Cosmo: Yay! Summer is the time of year when we get to constantly use our magic and hang with Timmy, Pooh and the others without the annoying interruption of the educational system! (screaming) Come on already!
  • (Elsewhere in Pixie Inc.)
  • H.P.: Yes. Come on already. It's been 37 years.Now it's time to put our plan into action. And this is the year, finally, all the magic will be ours. In five...
  • Kids: Four...
  • Mrs. Turner: Three...
  • Mr. Turner: Two...
  • Fairies: One..
  • (Than clock is trick 3, and Summer is just begin and "Kids Just being Kids" song just started)


The bell rings, school’s gone. Time for 8 straight weeks of summer fun!


No shirts! No shoes!

  • Girls: Ew!


Beatin’ kids up any time I choose.


The beach, The mall!


Family visit to the Taj Mahal!


You can do the things that your parents forbid

  • Chester: Like streak!


Summer’s not a bummer cause we’re-


Kid’s just being kids!

  • (Instrumental)


It’s time! It’s here!

[Cosmo and Wanda]

Our very fairy favorite time of year!


No school! Just play!


Granting wishes the entire day!


Are you really sure that this is allowed?


We should help them be destructive and loud.


Cause we’re kids just being kids!

Running wild and running free!

Kids just being kids!

  • Chester: What can I TP?!


Kids just being kids!

Close your eyes and count to three.

[Mom and Dad]

There’s nowhere safe for you and me,

With those kids just being kids!



My house!

My yard!

[Sanjay's Stepdad]

Who bought these rockets with my credit card?!

[Mr. Dinkleberg]

My Porsche!

[Mrs. Dinkleberg]

My word!

[Mr. Crocker]

It’s not my problem ‘till September third!

[The Mayor]

My town!

  • Chompy: Baa!


Quite something horrible is going down!


They can do the things that their parents forbid

  • Chester: Like streak!


They’ll kill themselves this summer!

Cause they’re kids just being kids!


Kids just being kids!

Wrecking things and ruining stuff!

Kids just being kids!

  • Sanderson: Are you sure that this is enough?
  • Timmy: NO!


Kids just being kids! Taking risks, we must act tough!

And save our kids from all the stuff!

Taking risks, we must act tough!

And save our kids from all the stuff!


  • (The "Kids Just being Kids" song ended)

Town Meeting/Arrival of the Flappy Bob

  • (At City Hall)
  • Mr. Crocker: (getting chased by kids) It's not supposed to be my problem until September 3rd!
  • Mayor: Look at those kids! They're destroying my town. What do you think I should do?
  • Chompy: Baa.
  • Mayor: A town meeting...that's a great idea! (Later, all the adults are angry) That your worst idea ever!
  • (Chet Ubetcha comes in)
  • Chet Ubetcha: [to the kids clinging to his leg] Get off you little, I mean equally sized, [kicks the kids off of his leg] brats! I'm Chet Ubetcha, and I demand to talk to... I mean blame the Mayor for everything that's happened!
  • [The angry mob starts yelling angrily]
  • Mayor: Wait! (Exchanges sashes with Chompy) He's the mayor! I'm the goat, see? (Eats a can) I'm eating a tin can. Baa!
  • Chompy: Baa.
  • Mr. Turner: How can you just sit there "baaing" when our children are injuring themselves? And, more importantly, our stuff? (a kid breaks his toaster)
  • Chompy: Baa.
  • Mrs. Turner:I don't speak goat, but I don't like the tone or smell of our new goat mayor!
  • Mr. Crocker: Isn't he technically naked?
  • Chompy: Baa.
  • (Parents going after the real mayor)
  • Mayor: What are you coming after me for?!! He's the mayor! Chompy! what are we gonna do?!
  • ???: STOP?!?!
  • (Than it was Flappy Bob)
  • Adults: Flappy Bob?!?!
  • Flappy Bob: That's right, floks. It's me, Flappy Bob! Owner, proprietor, and chief operating officer of Flappy Bob's Learn-A-Torium. (Honks a horn and laughs crazy) [catches self] Sorry! Terribly sorry.
  • Mr. Turner: Flappy bob? I always thought you were a clown!
  • Flappy Bob: I'm no clown... I'm the guy with the answer to all your summertime problems. (Pulls out a suitcase) Allow me to present... Camp Learn-A-Torium! A brand-new, 24 hours a day, all summer long day-care center and educational camp!
  • Mr. Turner: We can't put them in the learn-a-torium all summer, can we?
  • Flappy Bob: Of course you can. With a major credit card. Gary? Betty?
  • (They come out and headed for the pianos)
  • (And "Get Flappy" song just begin)

[Flappy Bob]

You’re sitting here complaining. About all that you’ve been through.

With a whole summer remaining. You must be asking who...

  • Gary and Betty: Aaaaahhhhhh…
  • [Flappy Bob]

Can protect your little darlings from the bad things you abhor.

Let me tell you Flappy Bob’s the clown you’re looking for. Before they skin their knees...

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Before they’re black and blue,

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Before they've caught TB...

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Or keep annoying you!

  • Gary and Betty: Wooo....

[Flappy Bob]

Before they break their necks,

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Before they break their arms,

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Before they’re all but wrecks,

  • Gary and Betty: Get Flappy!

[Flappy Bob]

Before they do more harm!

[Gary and Betty]

Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-doo! Flappy is the clown for you! Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-dee! He’s is the clown for you and me! Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-oh! Flappy is the way to go!


Do you hear what I’m hearing?

  • Abby: Yes!


No, this can’t be true!

  • Piglet: It is.


That clown’s about to take summer away from me and you!

  • Human Pinkie Pie: Oh poo.
  • Francis: No more engine slingshots?
  • Chester: No more naked runs?


NO! If we don’t act now, we’ll be trapped in Camp Learn-a-Torium! Before he steals our summer, Before it’s check and mate,We gotta stop that Flappy Bob Before it’s way too late!

Flappy Bob]

Why sit here just complaining? Why even take the chance? Leave your kiddies with the chap who wears the polka-dotted pants! I know that it seems harsh.

  • Kids: It is!

[Flappy Bob]

And a little bit unfair,

  • Kids: You’re right!

[Flappy Bob]

But someone’s got to be there When you know you can’t be there.

  • Dad: Or don’t wanna be!

[Flappy Bob]

It might be a tad expensive, But let me ask of you: Won’t it cost more down the line If the cops are blaming you? For the injuries incurred As your children wreak the town? You can learn to love your cellmate, Or just learn to love this clown! Get Flappy!

  • Gary, Betty and Adults: Flap, flap, flap, flap, flappity-doo! Flappy is the clown for you!

[Flappy Bob]

Get Flappy!

  • Gary, Betty and Adults: Flap, flap, flap, flap flappity dee! He’s the clown for you and me!

[Flappy Bob, Gary, Betty and Adults]


  • (Get Flappy" song ended)
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Who is Flappy Bob?
  • Timmy: He's a former clown who wants to make us do boring stuff like homework and eat broccoli.
  • Tigger: Yuck! Tiggers don't like Broccoli!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: This is unbelievable! We already had to deal with school.
  • Human Rarity: I am not going to spend my summer in a school summer camp and in hideous clothes
  • Otis: Guys, relax. Do you actually think the parents are going to send us to some boring clown's summer camp?
  • Pooh: Um, guys. I think we had some small problems.
  • (They saw Chet Ubectha on TV)
  • Chet Ubectha: You heard it here first, folks. This is Chet Ubetcha saying that starting tomorrow, every kid in Dimmsdale is to report to Flappy Bob's Camp Learn-A-Torium for the rest of the summer! (Laughing) I mean, for their own good.
  • Kids: No!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  • Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  • Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  • Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  • Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  • Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy and Peck: SAY WHAT?!?!
  • Otis: Oh, milk me.
  • Flappy Bob: (laughs crazy) Ahem. Sorry. Sorry.

Camp Learn-A-Torium/ Pixies Appeared/ "Adults Ruined Everything"

  • (The next day, parents started putting kids in Camp Learn-A-Torium even the Turners puts Pooh, Timmy, and all their friends here)
  • Mrs. Turner: Wow. For a second there, I thought the kids and their friends might not enjoy spending the summer at Camp Learn-A-Torium. And then I thought, "Who cares'?
  • Mr. Turner: Right! I'll bet the kids will have a great time! And if they don't, who cares?
  • Mr. and Mrs. Turner: (tears thier clothes off into thier swimwear) Yippee! (Realized that Dad is wearing a dress, tries again into trunks) Yay! (drove off)
  • Flappy Bob: Have a nice summer.
  • (The camp turned into a prison)
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • (Everyone was changed into over-protective clothes and in a over-protective playground)
  • Gary: Everything looks safe and sound. I'll get the padded encyclopedias.
  • Betty: I'll get the broccoli and the funnel!
  • Human Pinkie: Man this place is the worst. And I'm all about fun.
  • Abby: Look at us. Spend a entire summer in boring prison. This is terrible.
  • Freddy: I know I need privacy when I make Number 3.
  • Pip: Number 3? What the heck is--I don't wanna know.
  • Timmy: I can't take spending a whole summer here. I've only been here 5 minutes, and I'm ready to pull my hair out! (tears some of his hair out)
  • Cosmo: Well, don't give it to me. I'll just cough it back up. (spits out hairball)
  • Human Rarity: Gross.
  • Human Fluttershy: At least it can't get any worse.
  • (Than the Pixies comes in)
  • All: [Gasps]
  • Cosmo and Wanda: [Gasps] PIXIES!!
  • Piglet: (hid behind Pooh) Oh, no! It's the Pixies! They're back!
  • Timmy: What do you cone domes want? It's already boring enough around here!
  • (Cosmo spits out a hairball)
  • Tigger: Yeah bronos, haven't you suffer enough humiliation after the first 2 times we beat you?
  • Rabbit: That's right!
  • H.P.: Oh! Hi, guys. Don't mind us, we're just enjoying the show.
  • Sanderson: Your misery is like going to the movies for us. Want some popcorn?
  • H.P.: It's unsalted and unbuttered, right?
  • Sanderson: And unpopped!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Man that's lame. It's ''popcorn" it has pop in its name.
  • H.P.: You know, Turner. All your misery has one common denominator...adults.
  • Human Applejack: Wait a minute! What are you talking about?
  • Timmy: Yeah, What do you mean adults?
  • (Adults ruined everything started to play)


Who shuts the mall down early?

  • Pooh: Adults.


Who wants you in by dark?

  • Human Rainbow Dash: Adults.


YEAH! Who gets all mad and surly When we make a smart remark?

Who do we have to hide from, from Dimmsdale to old Beijing?

Their taking away our summer, Adults ruin everything!

Adults ruin everything!

With all their rules and laws!

Adults ruin everything!

We must fight back because,

Kids: Adults ruin everything!

Time and time again!

Adults ruin everything!

Trust no one over 10!

  • Otis: So how do we make this better?

[Chester McBadbat]

I’d feed the whole world ice cream!


I’d super size the mall!


I’d melt stuff with my heat beam!


Too bad it’s not your call.


But I’ve got two magic fairies!


Wands waiting to be twirled!


Adults can’t ruin everything if us kids ran the world!


Adults ruin everything!


But kids would run things right!


Adults ruin everything!


But we know we can fight!


Adults ruin everything!


That’s how this day unfurled! But that won’t happen if I wish that Kids could rule the world!

  • (Instrumental)


Kids Adults ruin everything!


But Kids would run things right!


Adults ruin everything!


But we know we can fight!


Adults ruin everything!


That’s how this day unfurled! But that won’t happen if I wish that Kids would rule the world!

[Sunset Shimmer]

Who gets to set the curfews?



[Human Pinkie Pie]

Who gets to make the laws?




There’s one adult left we all trust and his name is Santa Claus!



[Human Fluttershy]

Who gets to run the country?



[Human Rainbow Dash]

Who gets to say what’s cool?




How can I put it bluntly?




Now it’s kids who rule!


Adults ruin everything! Now it’s kids who rule!

  • (The "Adults ruin everything" song ended)

Kids Taking Over/Appearances of the Shadow Man and The Dazzlings/ "We're Pixies"

  • (At Flappy Bob's, Bob, Gary and Betty sees kids having fun and taking over)
  • Gary: This is scary. Kids are ruling the earth. Hold me!
  • Betty: But I don't like you like that! (runs away)
  • Gary: But I need to be held! (Runs after her)
  • Flappy Bob: No. she doesn't like you like that. (Runs after them)
  • (Then the Pixies appeared)
  • Sanderson: Phase two is complete, H.P.
  • H.P.: It's almost as though we're finally unstoppable, Sanderson.
  • ???: And soon will be.
  • (The Shadow Man came in)
  • Dr. Facilier: Gentleman! "Oh, shull-taá?"
  • H.P: And my I ask, who are you?
  • Dr. Facillier: (to H.P) A tip of the hat from Dr. Facilier. But not just me.
  • (The Dazzlings comes in)
  • Adiago Dazzle: We are the Dazzlings. I'm Adiago Dazzle, these are Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk.
  • H.P: Please to meet you all, I'm Head Pixies, but you can called me "H.P" for short.
  • Sanderson: And I'm Sanderson.
  • Aria Blaze: And sorry we're not interrupting, but we heard that, you two had a evil plan to take over the world, and we thought that we can help you guys to finish the plan must faster.
  • Sonata Dusk: Ohhhh, yeah. And also might wanna help us to capture our greatest best friends, since you two are magic.
  • Aria Blaze: [scoffs] They aren't our best friends, they're our enemies. And what you would have said if you weren't the worst.
  • Sonata DuskYou are!
  • Adagio Dazzle: You'll have to excuse them. They're idiots.
  • Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk: Hmph.
  • Dr. Facillier: So, do we have a deal?
  • H.P.: Deal.
  • Adiago Dazzle: So, how did you get from rock bottom to almost ruling the world?
  • H.P: Well, it's hard to explain it.
  • Sanderson: Must we break it down for them?
  • H.P.: Yes. break it down. It would be criminal if you didn't.
  • (The "We're Pixies" song just begin)



We’re pixies!


We’re pixies! We’re pixies!

Check out our mad, wicked mixies!

We’ve got square heads, Big pointy caps, Clean out your ears and Hear my rap!

Yo HP, YO!

You in charge!


I may be small, But my goals are large!

And I’m not a hater, But I must cater,

For my mission, my ambition To be the world's administrator.


I’m Sanderson and I’m anti-fun.

And all those fairies.

Can bite my bun Cause my boss HP, We’re gonna be The big time rulers!


You got that, G!


We’re pixies! We're pixies!

And since the 1960s. We’ve raised that clown to be our tool.

To beat the fairies so we can rule!


We’re pixies!

We’re pixies!


I can't help but feel confixies!

It's going just as we predixies.


You can't stop now,

the time is near;

When Fairy World,

and this world here, Are ruled by us,


By us you hear?

By Pixies! We're Pixies!

Strong like Bill Bixby!

We’re Pixies! Yeah, We’re Pixies.

Yeah, We’re Pixies.

Just Pixies! Pixies!

("We're Pixies" song ended)

Ten and in Charge

  • (The Next day at the Turner's House)
  • Timmy: Awesome! kids rule and adults are powerless.
  • Pig: It's like a dream coming true.
  • Vvette Ubectcha: (on TV) I'm Vvette Ubetcha with the news. This fall is all about chocolate, and homework has been officially declared super yucky.
  • Timmy: (checks is watch) Which means I guess it's time for me to go to work!
  • Tigger: Say, where do you work, anyway?
  • (The white house appeared in his treehouse)
  • Otis: The white house?
  • Timmy: Wait a minute. I'm the president of Kid World?
  • Tigger: Reallly? You don't say?
  • Cosmo: Well, everywhere but Florida! They're still voting!
  • Timmy: And since rest you guys didn't had a job jet, I'll let you guys be secretaries!
  • Sunset Shimmer: Wow! Thanks, Timmy!
  • Otis: This going to be fun.
  • Rabbit: And don't worry, Timmy. We'll be the best secretaries, that you never ha- (He looks a Tigger) I'll make sure you get a protect, that you need.
  • Wanda: Don't get too cocky, Timmy! Being the president is a big job!
  • Timmy: Big job, schmig job.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: He's the president.
  • Timmy: Yeah. It's not like I have to answer to anybody.
  • [Reporters shouting at once]
  • Boy Reporter: Who do you like better? (Points to two girls) Her or her?
  • Boy in the back: Hey. hey. I can't see!
  • Timmy: What do I do? what do I do?
  • Wanda: Whatever you want. you're in charge!
  • Timmy: I'm in charge.
  • (The song "Ten and In Charge" starts to play)


That Kids had no power had to correct.

We kids are the boss now. And you can expect.

That things'll be different with me at the wheel.

I'm ten and in charge now And here's what I feel.

  • Human Pinkie Pie: So how do you feel?


I made a place that the kids are now running!

The view from my tree house is really quite stunning!


Our plan, look, it's working!


We're really quite cunning!


To Jorgen von Strangle we go!


Nice hat!


It's candy for breakfast and ice cream for lunch.

It's candy for dinner and I've got a hunch. That's it's dandy we run things, don't act like a mob.

There's plenty to do. And we've all got a job.

  • Freddy: Like what?


(to Tootie) You get to be the police chief!


Can I flash the big red light?

  • Rabbit: All right.


(To Chester) You go to the Learn-a-torium and break everything in sight!

  • Chester: At last!


(To AJ) You two get to lead my armies All over the map!


(To Wanda) You clean my room (To Cosmo) and you wash my clothes while I stay here and nap!

  • (At Fairly World)

[H.P. & Sanderson]

We're pixies, we're pixies Check out our mad wicked mixies

Have you checked out the planet?

We know you didn't plan it,

...but the kids have the power And the fairies

Jorgen: Dang-nammit!

[H.P. & Sanderson]

We're pixies, we're pixies And we're about to affix these Notice of eviction!

Jorgen: Earth is my jurisdiction!

[H.P. & Sanderson]

The power balance needs a' fixin' like a magical prediction!


We’re pixies, we’re pixies!

And if you open "Da Rules", see in section F,

[The Dazzlings]

Subsection O,

[Dr. Facilier]

Amendment I,


A loophole, Yo...


If pixies, yes, pixies Are the last magic creatures on earth, G!

When the kids have too much power And the fairies get retired Then we pixies,

Can grant wishes,

And make the whole world What we desire!


Everything's going tremendous. I finally have the reins. Trixie's bringing me pizza and Crocker is in chains...

  • Crocker: (screams)


Mom and Dad have homework and Vicky baby-sits

I make the rules and I call the shots


And you know, I must admit...

Wow, Things are running quite smoothly!

With kids, there are no wars!


Yeah but I don't think it's groovy, That we're stuck with all the chores!


How can you be dissapproving, this gets better by the hour!

No worries, no strife. Baby, this is the life!!!

  • (Jorgen comes in a takes Cosmo and Wanda)
  • Jorgen: You have too much power!
  • (The song "Ten and In Charge" ended)
  • Timmy: [spoken] Uh-oh!
  • Otis: Oh milk me.
  • Applejack: Not good.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother!

"The Jorgen Polka"/The Villains Appearances/"Where is the Fun?"/

  • (At the meeting hall in Fairy World, all the fairies are being brought back)
  • Cosmo: Let us go! Timmy needs us!
  • Jorgen: No, he does not. Nor does any other child! According to Da Rules, fairies can only be assigned to children in need!
  • Wanda: But there are extenuating circumstances!
  • Cosmo: I know this is probably a bad time, but what does "extenuating" mean?
  • Jorgen: Oh, I am sorry. here is what it means! (blasted Cosmo and Wanda)
  • Comso: I'd rather learn by phonics.
  • Jorgen: I know you're upset, and also on fire, but let me explain something to you:
  • (Polka started to playing, and The Song "The Jorgen Polka" started the play)


With my muscles!

I will tussles!

With all those who dare discusses.

A clear and present threat-sles to my authority.

With my knuckles!

You will buckles!

Like a chicken you will cluck-les!

For I so do love Da Rules And I know Da Rules love me!

You will learn to fear my mighty fist!

If my song won't help you get the gist!

And though you fools might disagree!

But you will all answer to me!

With this polka!

I won't joke-a!

But first this frappe mocha! (mm)

I was shocked when I awoke-a!

To a world where kids all ruled!

With my bi-ceps!

I must try-ceps!

To see the kids are now denied-ceps!

The magic we'll supplied-ceps!

For your jobs must be retooled!

Oh, I love to get to draw the line!

And you morons make me all the time!

For the rules are very clear!

And now the time is here!

For me to...


...pull back the fairies!

[HP & Sanderson]

Pull 'em back. (3x)


Bring them all home one by one!

Pull back the fairies!

[The Dazzlings]

Pull 'em back. (3x)


Now that my mocha is done!

Pull back the fairies!

[HP & Sanderson]

Pull 'em back. (3x)


Now that kids have the reins!

Now we're pulling, pulling, pulling, back the fairies!

So I can bring them pain!

  • (Song ends)
  • (In a prison, Cosmo and Wanda are chained to a wall)
  • Wanda: Oh, no! we're in a fairy dungeon!
  • Cosmo: Well, nothing left to do now except some pull-ups! (does some pull-ups). Whew! Now what you wanna do?
  • (Back the villains)
  • Adagio Dazzle: This is it, guys. We're finally get want we wanted!
  • Sonata Dusk: Lunch?!
  • Dr. Facilier: No, Sonata! We wanted that Pooh Bear and his friends!
  • Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.
  • Adagio Dazzle: When the time is right, we're gonna jump in from of that bear, and we're gonna finally get them our revenge.
  • Aria Blaze: So we're just gonna do what we always do? Capture them and sent then to Bowser's castle and they'll be his prisoners? [sarcastically] Some plan, Adagio.
  • Adagio Dazzle: It won't be the same as the times before! Once is going exactly as we planned, that bear or buck tooth kid will never stop us.
  • Sonata Dusk: But we can get lunch after though, right? It's Taco Tuesday!
  • Adagio Dazzle: Just follow Head Pixies's lead.
  • Aria Blaze: Or my lead.
  • Adagio DazzleHe's lead!
  • (Under Our Spell started to play)
[The Dazzlings]
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
[Adagio Dazzle]
Now that you're under our spell
Blindsided by the beat
Clapping your hands, stomping your feet
You didn't know that you fell
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
[Adagio Dazzle]
Now you've fallen under our spell
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
[The Dazzlings]
We've got the music, makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
We've got the music, makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our spell
[Adagio Dazzle]
Listen to the sound of my voice
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
[Adagio Dazzle]
Soon you'll find you don't have a choice
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
[Adagio Dazzle]
Captured in the web of my song
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Oh-oh, whoa-oh-oh
[Adagio Dazzle]
Soon you'll all be singing along
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Oh, whoa, oh
[The Dazzlings]
We've got the music, makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
We've got the music, makes you move it
Got the song that makes you lose it
We say "jump", you say "how high?"
Put your hands up to the sky
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our spell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
You didn't know that you fell
Oh-whoa-oh, oh-whoa-oh
Now that you're under our
[Adagio Dazzle]
[maniacal laughter]
  • (Back at Timmy's Treehouse)
  • Timmy: Okay... Cosmo and Wanda might be gone. But everything's great! After all! I'm the president! And I get all these free pens!
  • Piglet: I getting worried about this, Pooh.
  • Eeyore: Could be worse.
  • (Flappy Bob comes in angry)
  • Timmy: YOU!!!
  • Eeyore: See?
  • Flappy Bob: That's right, "President Turner"! (makes a balloon animal) Ah, circus peanuts! That's right. it's me! Did you really think you'd be able to get away with sending your kid armies to destroy Camp Learnatorium?
  • Otis: Yeah! that's why we tore it down!
  • Timmy: And here's a commemorative pen from the bill I signed endorsing the action.
  • Flappy Bob: Hey, thanks - oh, darn it! That place was great!
  • Timmy: Dude! that place was lame!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: To jokester to jokester, that was the most boring place I have ever been to.
  • Flappy Bob: (Gasping) it can't be lame. (Pulls out a tiny tricyle) Everything I knew about fun went into that place. (Juggles pins and goes through a flaming hoop) Oh, confetti! Sorry about that.
  • Timmy: No! No! that was fun!
  • Human Fluttershy: That was halarious
  • Abby: You should do more stuff like that!
  • Flappy Bob: I was taught that boring was fun, that dull was fun.
  • Timmy: Who would tell you that dull and boring was fun?
  • (The Pixies comes in)
  • Tigger: Goodness greatches! It's the Pixies again!
  • HP: Hello, son.
  • All: SON?!?!
  • Timmy: What the heck is going on here?
  • Freddy: Montage!
  • H.P: That's a good idea! (pulls up a slide projector) Since the days we found him in the untamed wilds of Kansas, we have been secretly watching over Flappy Bob. (scene at a orphanage) Wether he was a baby... (Scene at a woman's house) Or as a young man. We always made sure we delivered our special brand of care-giving to see that Flappy was taken care of even if he didn't know how. (Scene where Flappy just graduated) We made sure he had everything he needed to live our-- I mean, his dream. (gives him a suitcase of money and blueprints)
  • Flappy Bob (Past): Learn-a-Torium
  • (Montage ends)
  • H.P.: A 37-year-long dream you destroyed, Turner!
  • ???: And because of you and your friends, he'll never get his dream come true ever again.
  • Otis: What, who said that?
  • Adagio Dazzle: That'll be me!
  • Aria Blaze: Missed us?
  • Sunset Shimmer: What are you three doing here?
  • Sonata Dusk: Oh, we don't want you guys intrefer his dreams.
  • Tigger: Oh yeah, say who?
  • Dr. Facilier: Why we said so course, Tigger.
  • All: [Gasp]
  • Otis: Shadow Man!
  • [Pig Fainted]
  • Adagio Dazzle: So, Flappy Bob, who are you going to beileve, us who gave you everything you wanted or the people who destroyed your dream.
  • Flappy Bob: Yeah, he did destroy my dream! So, who are you, anyway? Long-lost cousins? Distant uncles? What? And what's with the floating?
  • H.P.: We have that kind of money.
  • Sanderson: Walking is for poor people.
  • Dr. Faclier: Think of them as your godparents.
  • Tigger: Godparents? (mutters gibberish and gasps) What?
  • Piglet: What!?!?
  • Pooh: What!?!?
  • Rabbit: What!?!?
  • Eeyore: Huh!?!?
  • Human Pinkie Pie: What!?!
  • Otis: What!?!
  • Abby, Pip, Peck, Freddy and Pig: SAY WHAT!?!?!
  • Timmy: Oh no! That means they can grant a wish!
  • H.P: Godparents with the money to give you anything you want! If you just sign here. (pulls out a contract) As part of the contract, you get to make the world exactly the way you want to, All we want in return are certain merchandising rights, a few royalties, and absolute control of fairy world.
  • Aria Blaze: (to others) Capture Pooh and his pals.
  • Dr. Faciler: So, do we have a deal?
  • Timmy: Oh, my gosh! I know what they're up to!
  • Susnet Shimmer: If he signed that contract, not only will the pixies take over the world, but will be sent to Bowser.
  • Timmy: No! You have to listen to us! I know they're the guys who've given you everything you've ever wanted and I'm just the guy who destroyed your lifelong dream, but you have to listen to me!
  • Pig: Wow, you words came out wrong, aren't they?
  • Timmy: But I gave you the pen.
  • Flappy Bob: Forget it, kid. I know who my friends are, and I'm signing that contract!
  • Timmy: Wait!

(Where is the fun started to play)


Hey Flappy Bob,

Can't you see what they've done?

They needed a pawn

and clearly you were the one

They took away your clowny clothes

your floppy shoes and big red nose

Just look around

how could you say this is fun?

  • (Instrumental)


Since you were born,

they decided your fate.

From the style of your car

down to the food that you ate.

I know it seems they gave a lot.

But I'm telling you it's part of a plot.

A plot that you can stop.

Stop it before it's too late.

[Head Pixie & Sanderson]

Hey Flappy Bob

You hear what he been spreading?

The lies that he been telling

I know where this is heading

Toward turning you against us

To resent us

And present us

And suggest who are the villains

Yeah, don't you be forgetting

It was you, Flappy Bob

Yeah, you were the one

We protected

And respected

As though you were our son

And now you're in the middle

You can fiddle with this riddle

Or you can sign this deal and trust us

That your wishes will be done!


Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

Who should I turn to?


Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

How can I learn who?


Who is the one?

[Flappy Bob]

The one I can trust to tell me what's fun.


Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

Why should I trust you?


He was the one

[Flappy Bob]

You were the one who

wanted to shun

everything I always thought fun.


Hey Flappy Bob

Can't you see in your heart

there's a role you play

and dude this just ain't the right part

I know my actions weren't ideal

but how your clowny parents feel

About the path you chose,

whether or not it was smart?

Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

Who should I turn to?


Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

How can I learn who?


Who is the one?

[Flappy Bob]

The one I can trust to tell me what's fun?


Where is the fun?

[Flappy Bob]

I'm so conflicted


But he was the one

[Flappy Bob]

The one who restricted


Your vision of fun

[Flappy Bob]

And with this pen I'll sign by line item 1



[Flappy Bob]

Maybe you're right, it could be a giant mistake

  • Pixies: [Laughs]

[Flappy Bob]

But changing my life, sir, I'm not ready to take

This nose, pants, hair, and shoes

they're all my past and now I choose

To wish for a world

A world that fits all my views

A world where I'm safe

  • Pixies: It's over, Turner, you lose!
  • Timmy: Nooooooo!!!
  • (The song ended)
  • Flappy Bob: Thanks for the pen.
  • (Soon the world began to change into Flappy Bob's dream)
  • Timmy: Oh, no! And where's Pooh and the others?!
  • (Mr. and Mrs. Turner comes out singing)
  • Mr. Turner: I'm happy peppy dad!
  • Mrs. Turner: I'm happy peppy mom!
  • (Timmy started to panic)

"Floating with You"/ Fairy World turns into Pixie World/"Friends On The Other Side"/Cosmo's Ultimate Sacrifice

  • (At the Fairy World Prison, Jorgen was questioning Wanda)
  • Jorgen: Don't make this any more painful than it has to be.
  • Wanda: Isn't there supposed to be a good cop and a bad cop?
  • Jorgen: We had some cutbacks. Now... do you want to stay in Fairy Jail for the rest of your fairy life? or do you want to blame Cosmo?
  • Wanda: No!
  • Jorgen: (turns to Good Cop) Please?
  • Wanda: No!
  • Jorgen: (turns to Bad Cop) Ok. good cop over. Blame Cosmo!
  • Wanda: Blame Cosmo?
  • ("Floating With You" song just started to play)


I was lost

Till he found me

And although he confounds me

By his crown

Is where I know I should be

Yes, I know he's a moron

With a brain made of boron

And yet I'm drawn to him magically

And through every moment of turmoil

And moment of pain

Through all of our misadventures

One thing remains

Facing pixies, bullies, and jar-heads

I'll never be blue

As long as I'm floating

With you


I saw her and no other

I still lived with my mother

When I spotted her swirly pink hair

Though my shoes smell like tar pits

And I don't wash my armpits

I like monkeys too much,

But I know she doesn't care

And I know that I'm forgetful

I know I'm dim

And even though I've just eaten

I know I'll swim

I know it doesn't matter

If I can't count to two,

As long as I'm floating with you

  • (Instrumental)


Even though we're in deep here

And they might make us sleep here

Here with you, dear, is

Where we both make our stand


I am braced for attack and


Knowing she has my back end


All I need is her hand in my hand


Baby, I know

I can be nagging


I know you're naggy, too


I know that I'm demanding


(Oh, man is that true!)

But one thing I'm understanding


No matter what we go through

I'd rather go through it

I know I'll get through it

If I'm floating through it

With you

(Song ends)

  • Cosmo: You really are kind of naggy.
  • Wanda: Did you get the handcuff key?
  • Cosmo: Yep! Operation: Distract Jorgen with a stupid gooey love song works every time!
  • Jorgen: (crying) "I was her and on other?"Oh, and that part with the fingerprints! Fingers aren't shaped like that - it was love!
  • Wanda: Come on. we've got to get down to earth!
  • (But the villains see them making a run for it)
  • Sanderson: Well, HP, Now that Flappy has given us total control over Fairy World.
  • Dr Facilier: And Bowers had finally had Pooh Bear right in his hands.
  • Adagio Dazzle: It's like there's some kind of underlying tension that could bubble to the surface at any minute!
  • Sonata Dusk: It's the fruit punch, isn't it? I knew I used too much grape juice!
  • Adagio Dazzle: It's not the fruit punch! It's us!
  • Aria Blaze: But the punch is awful, too.
  • Sonata Dusk: What do you know about good fruit punch?
  • Aria Blaze: More than you!
  • Sonata Dusk: Do not!
  • Aria Blaze: Do too!
  • Sanderson: Anyway, what do you want to do with it?
  • H.P.: I'm thinking dull and gray.
  • Sanderson: I was thinking gray and dull, but that's why you're the boss.
  • Adagio Dazzle: Maybe, Shadow Man can help you guys this change, he's a greatest magical villain we ever know.
  • H.P.: Well, how he can help us, he's just a Doctor.
  • Sanderson: Yeah, Doctors can't help someone that a place or world to change-
  • ("Friends On The Other Side" started to play)

[Dr. Facilier]

Don't you disrespect me, the Pixies
Don't you derogate or deride
I can help you to get what you want
Cause' I got friends on the other side
[Ghost Voices]

(He's got friends on the other side)

  • Sanderson: Who was those people?

[Dr. Facilier]

(That's an echo Sanderson)
Just a little something we have here in Master of Evil
A little parlor trick. Don't worry.
Sit down at my table
Put your minds at ease
If you relax it'll enable me to do
Anything I please

I can read your future
I can change it 'round some, too
I'll look deep into your heart and soul (You do have a soul, don't you, Head Pixie?)

  • H.P: Well...

[Dr. Facilier] Make your wildest dreams come true

I got voodoo, I got hoodoo,
I got things I ain't even tried
And I got friends on the other side

[Ghost Voices] (He's got friends on the other side)

[Dr. Facilier] The cards, the cards, the cards will tell
The past, the present, and the future as well
The cards, the cards, just take three
Take a little trip into your future with me
[Ghost Voices] (Ooh, ooh)

[Dr. Facilier] Now you two, my friends, had bad streck, try to take over Fairly World like always wanted I'm a one of that stuff, on my mother's side

  • Sanderson: Really?
  • Sonata Dusk: Oh, yeah!

[Dr. Facilier]

Well, if you want to the world like you wanted,

you need a doctor to do it, like me

  • Sanderson: You can really do it?

[Dr. Facilier]

Yes. All you had to shake my hand, c'mon on boys
Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand

  • H.P.: Do it. (he shake his hand)

[Dr. Facilier] Yes... Are you ready?

[Ghost Voices] (Are you ready?)

[Dr. Facilier] Are you ready? Transformation Central

[Ghost Voices] (Transformation Central)

[Dr. Facilier] Reformation Central

[Ghost Voices] Reformation central!

[Dr. Facilier] Transmogrification Central

  • (Than Failry World is chaning)

[Dr. Facilier] Can you feel it?

You're changing, you're changing,
You're changing all right
I hope you're satisfied
But if you ain't, don't blame me
You can blame my friends on the other side
Ha, ha, ha

[Ghost Voices] (You got what you wanted) (But you lost what you had) (Ohh...Hush!)

  • ("Friends On The Other Side" Ended)
  • Cosmo: AAAH! Pixie magic!! It's sucking away all the fun!
  • (The rainbow bridge started to fade)
  • Wanda: Oh! We're never gonna make it!
  • Cosmo: There's still enough pretty color left for one of us to slide down the rainbow bridge. Wow! There wasn't a manly word in that sentence.
  • Wanda: We need a magic wand.
  • Bixie: Oh, no! Pixie magic! (Gasping) I still have my wand. maybe I can stop this! (Cosmo takes his wand) Aah! No! (changes into a business suit)
  • Comso: (kisses Wanda)
  • Wanda: Oh, Cosmo.
  • Cosmo: (throws her onto the bridge) GO! Aah! (changes into a business suit) Wanda!
  • Wanda: (sliding down) Cosmo! Whee! Cosmo! (the bridge vanishes) I got to find Pooh and the others And.. I am not naggy!

The Search of Pooh and Timmy/"Un-Fundamentals"

  • (In a new version of Pixie-ized version of Fairy World)
  • Binky: This stinks! We can't float! we can't do magic. And this suit! I can't wear gray. I'm a fairy! (pulls out his phone)
  • Girl Fairy: Binky, no!
  • Binky: (become colorful) Look at me! I'm colorful! Colorful! (2 big pixies showed up) Aah! (Them made him in his business clothes again and put shackles on his knees)
  • (Un-fundamentals starts to play)


This used to be a fun place

But now we wear a sad face

Since pixies have all replaced

The way that things are done


There's no more granting wishes

You can't turn into fishes

Now pipe down do the dishes

Come on now everyone

[Cosmo & other fairies]


These are the unfundamentals

For us fairy godparent-als

Who are now devoid of wishing

And of mirth

We're certifiably de-mental

'Cause these unfundamentals

Make being fairies about as fun

As giving birth


I'll bet it's even worse

Down there on Earth!

  • Wanda: Timmy? Otis? Pooh? Sunset? Timmy?

[Flappy Bob]

All the arcades now close at three

The trampolines are bouncy free

And there's a pad on every knee

Everything's fine, far as I see

But I can't help but think out loud

The things those kids had said somehow

My mom and dad would not be proud

Of the path I’ve taken in life

Have I been wrong? Have I been used?

Should I embrace my nose and shoes;

Accept these gifts I once refused?

[Happy Peppy Gary and Betty]

I'm happy, peppy-

  • Flappy Bob: NOT NOW!


Our heads must be protected

Our bodies disinfected

This is just as I suspected

What would happen if this world was ruled with...

[Timmy, Chester A.J. and Sanjay]


Surely all you parentals

Must see how devoid of fun This truly, truly is

[Mr. Turner]

But all these unfundamentals

Seem quite instrumental

To keep all of you rowdy Kids in line

If you need us, we'll be playing The back nine

  • (The Song Ended)
  • H.P.: Well, guys. We've done it. One of our 37-year plans has finally given us control over all the magic.
  • Sanderson: Yes, HP. If this place were any less fun, it would need a librarian.
  • Adiago Dazzle: And finally Pooh and his so called friends are finally ours.
  • (The villains laughed)
  • Flappy Bob: Well, floppy shoes, big red nose, I guess this is good-bye. (as he was about to throw them in the furnace he heard the villains laughing) Hey, my floating rich friends.
  • HP: Just think, all we had to do to beat our fairy enemies was rip a clown child away from his super-hilarious destiny and convince him that fun wasn't fun and that boring was fun.
  • Aria Blaze: He's even dumber than Sonata to believe that.
  • Sonata Dusk: Hey!
  • Sanderson: You'd have to be a clown to fall for that.
  • HP: A really dumb clown.
  • (The villains continued to laugh)
  • Flappy Bob: Those guys was right.They were using me. I'll show them who's a dumb clown! (puts on nose)
  • (Mean while, Winnie the Pooh and his friends had bing lock in a jail, and Rainbow Dash try to break then free)
  • Human Rainbow Dash: [grunts]
  • Human Applejack: Give it up, Rainbow Dash. You've been tryin' at this for hours. It's not gonna open.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Come guys, we gotta get out of here!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: But how, Sunset? There's no way we get out of here in time?
  • Sunset Shimmer: I don't know how.
  • Pig: Well, what else can go wrong?
  • Freddy: Well, I some to glue together.
  • Pig: No I said to go wrong.
  • Freddy: Oh, you got me!
  • (Freddy and Pig talking at the same time)
  • Otis: We gotta do something.
  • Human Applejack: Yeah, but what?
  • Pooh: I think we should...
  • Tigger: Yeah, yeah!
  • Pooh: Prhaps, we...
  • Tigger: Tell me! Tell Me!
  • Pooh: Maybe.. escape plan?
  • Tigger: That's It?
  • Pooh: I believe so.
  • Tigger: That's it! We'll escape! (Laughs) Oh, buddy boy, for a little bear you sure had lot of stuffing. LET ME OUT OF HERE! 2x
  • Rabbit: Tigger! He said a "Escape Plan."
  • Tigger: Oh, yeah!
  • Human Fluttershy: I wish we can get out of here.
  • ???: Consider it granted.
  • (Wanda comes in)
  • Pooh: Wanda!
  • Wanda: Nice to find you guys again. Now let get you guys out of here and find Timmy!
  • Otis: He at the Learn-a-torium.
  • Tigger: To the Learn-a-torium we go!
  • (At the Learn-a torium)
  • Timmy: Uch. I'm gonna have to do this by myself.
  • (Wanda and others Appears)
  • Wanda: Timmy! it's horrible! Pixies have taken control of Fairy World!
  • Timmy: Wanda and Pooh! Wow! For a quarter of a second there, I thought I was in big trouble.
  • (2 Pixie guards started scanning the area)
  • Wanda: They're not letting us do anything fun!
  • Timmy: I know. let's make it go away. I wish the world was back to normal!
  • Wanda: (makes the wish but it fails) Oh no!
  • Otis: What happened?
  • Wanda: Because of that pixie contract, there's nothing I can do to break the wish.
  • Human Rarity: What can we do? It's impossible!
  • Flappy Bob: I don't know you just said that. But with the right amount of fun, anything's possible.
  • All: Flappy bob?
  • Flappy Bob: That's right. Flappy bob. Ha ha ha ha! clown! (hits Timmy with a pie, a rubber chicken, sprinkle streamers, and sprayed water at him) I was a clown at birth, but those two rich guys raised me to be a boring businessman. And if there's one thing boring businessmen know, it's how to find a loophole. (Points to the loophole)
  • Timmy: Oh. oh, that's good!
  • Sunset Shimmer: That can actually work.
  • Flappy Bob: You guys get those cone domes down here, and I'll do the rest.
  • Timmy: And there's only one way to do that.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: The fun way!?
  • Timmy: Yep! The Fun way!
  • Flappy Bob: I like fun! I'm all about the fun now! (hits Timmy with a pie, a rubber chicken, sprinkle streamers, and sprayed water at him again)
  • Human Rarity: But how we defeat The Dazzlings and Shadow Man?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: What we always do! Save the day!
  • The Equestria Girls: [agree]
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! This is gonna be so much fun! I only wish we had time to make superhero capes!
  • Human Rarity: Oh, me, too!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Enough about our wardrobe! We've got to come up with a plan to defeat them!
  • Piglet: I just remember. I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
  • Tigger: Put, Piglet. Rainbow Dash's right, we're gotta defeat Shadow Man and the Dazzlings.
  • Piglet: Why?
  • Rabbit: Because, if we didn't, we'll be sent to bowser.
  • Tigger: Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This showdown won't be so bad.
  • Piglet: Won't be so bad? You hear what Wanda said, we can't break pixie contract, and how we can defeated The Dazzlings or Shadow Man. I'm not going out there alone.
  • Otis: That pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threaten by the Chimp King? Did that guy...pass...when he had to do the thing.. in the place...with those people? You bet he didn't! Now who's with me?
  • Piglet: It's a play about when we defeated them and save the FairlyWorld in the end?
  • (Christoper Robin makes a cameo appearance)
  • Christoper Robin: As a matter of fact, there is.
  • Piglet: Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)

"The Reprise Remix Mealdy"/Final Battle: Good V. Evil/ "Welcome to the Show"

  • (A mixture of music began to play starting with Kids just begin kids)


Hey Flappy Bob, can't you see what they've done

[Flappy Bob] It might reek now, but it can all be undone


So grab your kites and water gun

[Sanjay] My bike!

[A.J.] My clones!

[Chester] This big sticky bun!

[Timmy] It's not a crime To have your time in the sun

[Happy Peppy Gary and Betty] Kids just being kids Acting up and eating dirt Kids just being kids They could all get hurt!

[Kids] Kids just being kids!

[Timmy] To keep those goons off all our butts We'll get this town out of its rut...

[Kids & Timmy] By us kids just being kids

[Head Pixie & Sanderson] Yo. We're pixies. We're pixies. We firmly rule all the tricks, see?

[H.P.] The time has come The deal's gone through

[Sanderson] There's fun? Stay there We'll come to you

[H.P. & Sanderson] We're pixies. We're pixies This is how we get our kicksies

[H.P.] Our plan has worked, and they have lost

[Sanderson] Let's ping on down and show who's the boss

[H.P. & Sanderson] The pixies. The pixies. The pixies...

[Timmy] You two shout real loudly

[Flappy Bob] It's your turn now to roar

[Timmy] You get to parade proudly With this drum and bugle corp. You find the kids and rile them I'll give them what they need

[Flappy Bob] How?

[Timmy] Internet!

[Flappy Bob] With this much fun those coneheads Should be here at break neck speed

[Timmy & Kids] Adults ruin everything

[Timmy] At least that's what I thought

[Flappy Bob] You kids ruined everything That's the lie I bought

[Timmy & Flappy Bob] But someone else was pulling strings As far as we could tell

[Flappy Bob] But you and me can set us free

[Timmy & Flappy Bob]

Everything is swell!

  • ???: So you try to escape our jail cell?
  • (It was The Dazzling and Dr. Facilier)
  • All: [Gasp]
  • Tigger: Gasp!
  • Dr. Facilier: You been a pain in our side for a long time.
  • Adiago Dazzle: Now we're gonna end you!
  • Sunset Shimmer: You'll never win! There's more of us than there are of you.
  • Tigger: Yeah bronos, and there's no way you four can sacred us.
  • Rabbit: That's right!
  • Dr. Facilier: Oh yeah? (summons his shadows) (Laughs) Now we're cooking
  • Adiago Dazzle: C'mon, girls! Let's shows them, what we all about!
  • (Than song Welcome to Show started to play)

[The Dazzlings]

Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah,


[Adagio Dazzle]

Welcome to the show

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[Adagio Dazzle]

We're here to let you know

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]


[Adagio Dazzle]

Our time is now

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[The Dazzlings]

Your time is running out

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze] Ah, ah, ah

[The Dazzlings]

Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah,


The Dazzlings]

Feel the wave of sound

As it crashes down

You can't turn away

We'll make you wanna sta-a-a-ay

We will be adored

Tell us that you want us

We won't be ignored

It's time for our reward

Now you need us

Come and heed us

Nothing can stop us now

  • Otis: Milk me.
  • Pig: (faints)
  • Adagio Dazzle: You we're saying?
  • Otis: Yeah, we're scared!
  • Rabbit: Great, how we stand against them?
  • Pooh: Someone must fight those girls himself.
  • Tigger: Uh, huh, witch ones of us himself, do you had in mind?
  • Pooh: me.
  • Human Fluttershy: you Pooh?
  • Otis: Pooh, don't you see those girls, their sing too dangrous, you'll not survive.
  • Human Raitry: Are you sure about this?
  • Pooh: But if I don't, the will take us to Bowser, I have to face him.
  • Sunset Shimmer: You're right, you'll handle The Dazzlings, while we the rest of us take on Shadow Man and his ghost.
  • Rabbit: Oh, Pooh.
  • Tigger: What a pal, what a friend, what a bear in a half!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Good luck, you'll needed.
  • Pooh: Thanks, Rainbow Dash.
  • Adagio Dazzle: So the Bear wants fight with me and my girls? Then let's battle!
  • (Than song Welcome to Show started to continued)

[The Dazzlings]

What we have in store (ah-ah)

All we want and more (ah-ah)

We will break on through (ah-ah)

Now it's time to finish you!

  • (Dazzlings transformed in demons and knocks the girls down, than Pooh started to fight with the Dazzlings, while other fight with Dr. facilier)
  • (They started blasting the shadows with lights)
  • (Than he traps them)
  • Dr. Facilier: Now you'll spend the rest of you're lives being Bowser's Prisoners.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Not until I smashes this charm of yours!
  • Dr. Facilier: [gasps]
  • [than she smashes the charm]
  • Dr. Facilier: No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my dept! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!
  • Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
  • Dr. Facilier: No! I’m not ready at all! In fact I’ve got lots of more plans!
  • Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
  • Dr. Facilier: This is just a…mindless setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell we’ll be back in business! I still got that Pooh and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please no! GAH!!! Just a little more time! I’d promised I’ll pay yawl back I promise! [screams]
  • [A gravestone of Dr. Facilier appeared]
  • Tigger" Dah-haha! Now that's what I call shreiffing!
  • (Than Pooh rand out of ice Cream)
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.
  • Adagio Dazzle: Well, that was easy, girls forget the others, Pooh's the one Bowser wants.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.
  • Pip: Oh, No! Pooh's in trouble!
  • Pig: Look out, she mint be gassy.
  • ???: Perhaps, I could be some of assistant.
  • (Twilight Sparkle comes in)
  • All: Twilight!
[Sunset Shimmer]
You're never gonna bring me down
You're never gonna break this part of me
My friends are here to bring me 'round
Not singing just for popularity
[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
We're here to let you know
That we won't let it go
[The Rainbooms]
Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow
[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
And you can try to fight
But we have got the light of
[The Rainbooms]
Friendship on our side!
Got the music in our hearts
We're here to blow this thing apart
And together, we will never
Be afraid of the dark
Here to sing our song out loud
Get you dancing with the crowd
As the music of our friendship
Survives, survives!
Got the music in our hearts
We're here to blow this thing apart
And together, we will never
Be afraid of the dark
Here to sing our song out loud
Get you dancing with the crowd
As the music of our friendship
Survives, survives, survives!
  • Pooh: You three are done, Adiago.
  • Tigger: Yeah, Ladies, you get yourselfs out of here.
  • Adiago Dazzle: You win this round. But next time you'll pay.
  • (The Dazzlings leaves)
  • (than Pixies comes)
  • Sanderson: That's quite enough, flappy.
  • Flappy Bob: You lied to me.You lied to me for 37 years.You tricked me and kept me from being the super-hilarious-- if not somewhat creepy-- clown I was destined to be!
  • HP: Yes. yes, we did.
  • Sanderson: Duh. (pulls out the contract) But we have an ironclad contract.
  • Flappy Bob: Oh, I agree. Every word in this contract is totally binding, which is why I like to turn your this.
  • HP: In return for making the world what you want, yadda yadda yadda...Pixies get the power, Pooh and his friends are prisoners to Bowser, yadda yadda, Earth will be safe and fun...
  • HP and Sanderson: As defined by Flappy Bob.
  • Flappy Bob: And guess what I define as fun now? Everything being exactly the way it's supposed to be!
  • Sanderson: Oh, smoof.
  • Timmy: You know, you probably shouldn't have sent him to law school.
  • HP: You might have thwarted us this time, Turner, but mark my words: Our next 37-year plan will not fail. When you're 47, you'll pay.
  • Sunset Shimmer: You know what to do.
  • (HP tears up the contract and the Earth and Fairy World returned to normal)
  • (Back in Fairy World, Cosmo and Jorgen are back in there regular clothes)
  • Cosmo: Ah! My stupid pointy hat! It's a crown again! And still not a manly word to be found. (Jorgen punches him through the ground) Wow. that was extenuatingly manly.

A Happy Clown Renuion/ "Kids Just Being Kids (Reprise)"/The Ending Scene

  • Timmy: Way to go, flappy. you did it! You brought fun back to Dimmsdale.
  • Human Fluttershy: Hey Flappy, aren't you happy everything is fun again?
  • Flappy Bob: Yeah. I just wish my clown mother and clown father were here to see this.
  • Timmy: I'm sure wherever they are, they're proud.
  • ???: We're so proud!
  • All: Huh?
  • (A pink clown car pulled and revealed Flappy's Parents)
  • Flunky and Flooky: We've been looking everywhere for you.
  • Flunky: Except, well, this spot right here! We looked everywhere there could be clowns: Fast food restaurants,the circus, that hotel we found in Vegas. We spent a lot of time in Vegas.
  • Flooky: 36 Years!
  • Flunky: They comped our room! We even checked the u.s. congress. It was full of clowns, but none of them were fun!
  • Flappy Bob: Mom! Dad!
  • (They threw pies at each other and hugged)
  • Flunky: And we'll never lose you again. But if we do, let's all agree to meet in Vegas!
  • Human Applejack: How did they know that Flappy was in Dimmsdale?
  • (Turn out the clown car was Wanda)
  • Piglet: Wanda?!?
  • Timmy: You found his parents for him?
  • Wanda: Hey, he said he wanted everything the way it should be. Well, pixies aren't the only ones who can exploit a loophole, you know. (Cosmo appears) Cosmo!
  • Cosmo: Here's your wand back. Oh, you saved the day and the fun, which is weird, because normally you're the one killing it.
  • Wanda: Stop it, Cosmo!
  • Cosmo: See?
  • Abby: I just love a happy ending.
  • Freddy: You said it, Abby.
  • Pooh: And thanks you for saving me form the Dazzlings, guys?
  • Piglet: Well it's all to thanks to Twilight, she did help them to- Uh, Twilight?
  • (Than Twilight Sparkle is gone)
  • Rabbit: Why uh, she gone.
  • (Everyone Surprised)
  • Tigger: Now that's what I called a disappearing act.
  • Timmy: And best of all, with the villains defeated and Flappy Bob on the path to fun, that means no more Camp Learn-a-Torium, right?
  • Peck: Right!
  • (At Gary and Betty's Learn-A-Torium)
  • Gary: Hey there, special guests, welcome to Gary and Betty's Learn-a-Torium!
  • Betty: You're going to have the most fun-du-cational, edu-ca-riffic summer of your lives!
  • Pooh: Oh bother.
  • Timmy: Uh, guys? fun time?
  • Cosmo and Wanda: Fun time!
  • Cosmo: Uh, this is fun. I'll handle it. (Pulls up a stage)
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Let's get this party started!
  • (Kids Just Being Kids Reprise started to play)


My ears!

[Betty] My heart!

[Gary] Something’s tearing Our whole world apart

[Cosmo] Have wish!

[Wanda] We'll grant!

[Cosmo & Wanda] There's nothing boring That we can't enchant!

[Head Pixie] My legs

[Sanderson] We should have known

[H.P.] They made us pedal all the way home

[Timmy] Doing all the things we thought they'd forbid

[Chester] Like streak!

[Timmy] The summer's really funner If we're kids just being kids

[Kids, Cosmo and Wanda] Kids just being kids Running wild and running free Kids just being kids I think we all agree Kids just being kids Close your eyes and count to 3

[Mom & Dad] With some control parentally

[Timmy & Flappy Bob] Anywhere's the place to be

[All] My friends and family next to me With those/us kids just being... KIDS JUST BEING KIDS!

  • H.P.: Maybe we should try a six-week plan, next time.
  • (THE END)

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