Here's Original Transcript of Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology (Full Movie).
Patchy's Movie Hunt/Opening Scene
(The movie Beginnings, at Patchy's House)
Potty: Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]
Patchy: WAH!!! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time?[looks at the camera] Oh, hello! Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?
Potty: They're here to see next Pooh's Adventures Movie. Brawk!
Patchy: But I haven't got his's film, because I... well, I lost it! [starts to cry]
Children: [off-screen] No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please!
Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about Winnie the Pooh.
Voice: Remembering, Winnie the Pooh.
[A music video plays with Pooh]
Patchy: I don't believe I lost his next film. [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.
Potty: What about your leg?
Patchy: Well, yeah, but...
Potty: And your eye.
Patchy: Well, the eye, I...
Potty: And your hand.
Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! [shoos Potty away] Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where Pooh's next film is. [a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over]
Potty: What is it? Brawk!
Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to next Adventure film!
Potty: It's a dream come true!
Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! [shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps] Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. [grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg] Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! [runs down the steps, along with Potty]
Patchy: Take seven walks to Mrs. Dawson's house.
[an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]
Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?
Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. [continues walking]
Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.
Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it] Oh! [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! [lowers the map and sees a playground full of children] Merciful Neptune. Only for Pooh Bear. Only for Pooh Bear!!![runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse] AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! [goes up and down on a see-saw] Whoa!!! Whoa! [slides down a slide with his hands up] YAHHHHH!!! [hits the ground] Ow! [gets spun around on a merry-go-round] AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back] Ahh... Ahh... Ah! [inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him] AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [gets pushed on the swing by a little girl] AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! [the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand] We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this movie! [laughs] Dig it, get it?[laughs some more]
Potty: [covered in sand] You stink!
Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. [laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something] Hey Potty, I think I hit something. [camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand] Clever... bury your treasure above the surface.
Patchy: [opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it] This is it! [a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands] I don't know what it means either. [slams the top of the chest on the man] But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. [runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up] Yeah!!! Popcorn. [slams a bag of popcorn down on the table] Soda. [puts a cup of soda on the table] Pickled garlic! [puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down] Potty, hit the remote!
Potty: [drops an egg that hits the remote] Brawk! [the VCR turns on]
Patchy: [grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great! [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it. More Winnie the Pooh! [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five] This so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes!
Potty: Brawk! Pipe down!
[the movie begins]
Voice: Remembering, The Weekenders.
[A theme song of "The Weekenders" playing]
(when that ends a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment)
Patchy: That's it? That's his next Adventure film? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!
Potty: What a rip!
Patchy: Grrrrr... [his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears] POOH BEAR BETRYAED US!' [cries] Why did I love this stuff in the first place?! I'm gonna get rid of all my Pooh Bear's stuff! All of it! All of it! [rips off his pants] All of it! [runs to the door] I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! [runs out the door crying]
Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead!
Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words) And now, for the real Next Pooh's Adventure film!
Potty: Patchy, come back! There's more!
Patchy: Really? [he reverses] Hooray! Let's watch.
Pooh's Play/Timmy's Trilogy Wishes
(After Pooh's Theme Song, the Open start at Pooh and his friends planning there play)
Rabbit: It's almost time.(He moving piano)
Donald: So, Pooh, why you invite us for?
Mickey: Yeah, and why we're doing a play?
Goofy: And What's play about?
Pooh: Oh don't worry, guys, you find out.
(At Night, Show is started and Christopher Robin come out)
Christopher Robin: Shhh, quit. (cough) And now we begin our play, which we called, Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology: (Full Movie).
Piglet: What's Wishogoly?
Christopher Robin: Shh, not yet. (still cough) Act 1, our story begins.
(Then the scene fades, as a the opening credits, and after that, where in the scene when Timmy is doing his trilogy wishes)
Timmy: I'm the one.
(He does amazing stunts)
Mr. Crocker: He's the one.
(Crocker follow him, starting the shut Timmy)
Mr. Crocker: There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Crocker (1# clone): There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Crocker (2# clone): I already said that.
Mr. Crocker: No, I said.
Mr. Crocker (1# clone): Are we gorgeous or what?
Mr. Crockers: (together) There's no escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner.
(Timmy jumping in fin air, and going around three times)
Timmy: Uh, we're still spinning.
(And Timmy fell down and hit a car)
Timmy: Yes! Nobody defeats Teo, master of the martial arts. Ha Ha! Hoo Hoo!
(They start shouting Timmy, again)
(He start running, in slow monaching, and cut with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)
Cosmo: All right, Timmy! You may always be chosen last at school for kickball or as lab partner.
Wanda: But in your Trilogy wishes, you're always the chosen one.
(Then Pooh and his friends just comes in)
Pooh: Hello, guys?
Cosmo: Hey, Pooh. It's Winnie the Pooh....................! And his friends!
Rabbit: Yes, yes, yes. It's been awhile you three.
Otis: Glad to see ya.
Wanda: Yeah, great to see you all too.
Twilight: So what are of you doing?
Cosmo: We're just doing Timmy's Movie parodies Trilogy wishes.
Pip: Oh, that's cool.
Goofy: Can we join you guys?
Cosmo: Sure! Why not.
(Back with Timmy, and they stopped at a restaurant, and Mr. crocker add more clones of him)
Timmy: Hey, you guys look hungry. You want sweet-and-sour pork or... (he hit them with his power) Kapow!
Mr. Crockers: No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG.
(they got hit, and he clone more of him, Timmy runs away from then)
(Back to them, Wanda calls Timmy)
Wanda: Timmy, get the ring. Get the ring!
Piglet: Yeah! Get the ring!
(Back at Timmy, again, Timmy say Telephone poll and answer it)
Timmy: Get me a new Trilogy wish. This one's not fun anymore.
Mr. Crockers: What? We're totally fun. 'Cause fun starts with "F."
(They throw Fs at him and going into the next trilogy wish)
Timmy: Cool. I'm in middle-earth.
Pooh: Hay, Timmy.
Tigger: What's up, Timmy-Boy?
Donald: So, why you doing these wishes?
Timmy: Well, I always want to be the chosen one.
Eeyore: If you say so.
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof comes in)
Wanda: Here you go, chosen one. One ring to rule them all.
Human Applejack: Wait, that's a teething ring.
Timmy: Applejack's right, you know.
Wanda: Oh, sorry. Poof's teething.
Timmy: Yeah, I know.
(Timmy give teething ring to Poof)
Wanda: Here you go, One ring to rule--
Timmy: This is an onion ring!
Rabbit: What's up with these things, Wanda?
Cosmo: Oh, that's mine.
(he attack Timmy, and he rubing the onion ring in his head)
Cosmo: Precious... and delicious.
Eeyore: If figures.
Wanda: Oh, I know I've got that freaky ring somewhere. (She found it, from her hand) Oh, here it is.
(She give the ring slowing, and they going to the volcano)
Wanda: Only the chosen on can take this ring and drop it into the fire of Dark Mount Gloom.
Otis: Dark Mount Gloom? What's that?
Wanda: Well, Otis, this a mount is made of--
(She toke a bit)
Timmy: What? Are you telling us this mountain is chocolate?
Wanda: Dark Chocolate.
Spricke: Really, chocolate mount?
Wanda: What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?
(They made it to the top, they go blow away from the wind)
Cosmo: Timmy, throw the ring in the lava!
(Timmy walks to the lava and throw the ring in it, and the wind the sun comes up)
Mickey: Wow, that's was quick.
Timmy: You said it, Mickey. Seriously, how about we have a little bit more action in my next chosen one mega action trilogy wish?
Human Rainbow Dash: I'd like that.
Abby: Me too.
Freddy: Me three.
Wanda: You got it.
(They going Timmy's third trilogy wish)
Timmy: WHOO HOO!
Timmy: I'm chosen one magic wizard boy Timmy Totter, and I'm playing Pooferscoop.
(Timmy and Pooh and his friends follow Poof)
Cosmo: Timmy Totter? I prefer tater totters.
(Cosmo hit that building)
Human Applejack: Now this what I'm talking about.
Donald: You said it.
(Wanda toke a bit on her broomstick)
Wanda: Oh, you've got to try this pretzel broomstick.
Pooh: It's a Honey Broomstick?
Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?
Pooh: I'm pratice.
Timmy: That does it. I'm not making any more wishes before breakfast.
(Timmy got zapped)
Tigger: What was that?
Goofy: Um, guys, look!
Wanda: Oh, No! It's the ultimate bad, nasty wizard, Moldywart.
Vicky: It's not Moldy, but it is indeed a wart. (Laughing)
Pip: We're in trouble now!
Pig: Look out, she mint be gassy.
(She start to zapped him, again)
(they running away, they hid on that building)
Cosmo: Timmy, before you guys get destroyed, can you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?
(Than Vicky zapped the building throw and her head pops out throw that hole)
Vicky: Ha Ha! Here's Moldy.
Otis's Friends: (Screams)
Pip: Doesn't anyone had a new plan?
Otis: Yes. Run in feel!
Rabbit: Run, Run! We gotta run!
Tigger: Make a break for it!
(They start running again, and Jorgen comes in)
(He did arid of Vicky)
Timmy: Cool, Jorgen got rid of Moldywart, and now We can scoop the poof.
Human Rainbow Dash: This's my favorite game.
Donald: Quick, he gaving gaing away.
Tigger: Attard that kid!
(They start chasing Poof, again. Then Jorgen give rid of Cosmo and Wanda. Then finally Timmy got it)
Tigger: (Laughing) Now that what I called fair playing.
Twilight: You said it, Tigger.
(The Jorgen give rid of Poof, too)
Timmy: Poof? Have, what gives? We're playing a game here!
Tigger: Yeah, do you know all the sports, Jorgen.
Rabbit: That's right.
Jorgen: The Fun times are over. This is not a game. Remain the shadows. Do not speak your and Pooh's name!
Timmy: Uh, you're freaking us out here, dude.
(And Jorgen send Timmy and Pooh and his friends falling)
(And they landed at Timmy's House)
I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!
Pooh: Oh! We're back your house, Timmy.
Timmy: You're right, Pooh, A trilogy wish with a twist ending. I'll wish up another sequel after school: The Chosen one 4: Jorgen's a Jerk.
Spike: Nice title.
Pig: I was gonna suggest The Chosen one 4: Poopy McHits-a-lot, but yours is good, too.
Human Fluttershy: Um, came we go inside now, I'm hungry.
Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, me too.
Pip: Me three.
Winnie the Pooh: Me four.
Otis: Let's find something to eat.
Timmy: Ok than. Cosmo? Wanda? Poof?
Mickey: Hey, where are they?
Twilight: They were here a moment ago.
Tigger: Where'd they go?
Timmy: Well, then, guess we'll meet up with them later.
(They went inside)
Timmy: Hay, dad, mom. Can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for me? Preferably with a toy with the box?
Human Pinkie Pie: Yay! Wait what?
Otis: I don't get it.
Abby: Me either.
Pooh: Yeah, I want honey, not cereal.
Mr. Turner: Honey, why is a buck-toothed street urchin wearing a pink hat calling us "Mom" and "Dad," and also, why all those talking animals, some girls, a pony, a dragon are here and asking for food?
Timmy: Um, 'cause I'm your son?
Mickey: Yeah, Timmy, remember, your son?
Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, he's your son.
Mrs. Turner: But we don't have a son. We decided against having children so we have more money, less responsibility, and weekends free.
Mr. Turner: Yeah, having kids would only tie us down and prevent us from doing fun things, like going to this weekend's Big M.A.R.F. Festival.
Timmy: The Middle-aged Rock festival?
Both: 'Cause you're never too old to rock and roll!
(they beak their backs)
Both: Ow! Our Backs!
Rabbit: Are you two out of your minds!?
Twilight: You're guys 50-60 years old.
Mr. Turner: They are right. Maybe we are too old. To the heating Pads!
Mrs. Turner: Grab a muffin, and let yourself and your friends out, street urchin.
(They walk away in pain)
Timmy: Street Urchin? M.A.R.F. festival?
Piglet: What's going on, Timmy.
Goofy: Yeah, I think something had to do with Jorgen.
Spike: I with you, Goofy.
Timmy: Eh, I've had weirder mornings.
(He put a color one)
Timmy: No, not that one.
Rabbit: Come on, we got get to Timmy's School, before something get worst.
(Than Dr. Facilier is watching them)
Dr. Facilier: Well, looks like Pooh is look some clues from the Boss's Plan. Well, looks like I had to warm her.
(He walks away)
(At the School)
Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? Where the heck are they?
Mickey: Something strange is going on here?
Twilight: You said it, Mickey.
Human Rainbow Dash: This is stranger than our world.
Timmy: Well, If I have to face the education system without magic, I better be prepared.
Otis: Me too.
(At the the classroom, Timmy, Pooh and his friends walks in)
Timmy: Hey, guys. Where's my seat?
Chester: Wow, a new kids who doesn't know we're not cool!
Timmy: What are you talking about? I know you're not cool, and It's me. HELLO!
Pooh: do you remember him?
Twilight: Yeah I'm Twilight.
Spike: And Spike. Remember?
A.J.: I'm A.J., the class genius, new kids. You can have my seat. I'll stand.
Otis: A.J. You know us, Timmy Turner!
Duke: Yeah, and Duke, too.
Human Flurttershy: You've got to remember us, A.J. and Chester!
Human Rairty: Yeah, you guys, and Timmy are friends.
Timmy: Guys, we're not a--
Mr. Crocker: New Kids! Don't you guys know these kids aren't cool? A.J.(he use a megaphone), "F" FOR STANDING! Man, I love megaphones. Okay, class, Today's assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the new kids' self-esteem.
Timmy: But we're not a new kids. Look, I've even done the homework you assigned on the Big Dipper.
Mr. Crocker: Hmm, an overachieving suck-up. I like it. But "F"!
Mr. Crocker: That's how we roll in the fifth grade. And everyone knows there's no such thing as the "Big Dipper."
Rabbit: You got to be kidding me.
Mr. Crocker: Oh I'm not kidding.
Timmy: The Big Dipper doesn't exist?
A.J.: Where'd you guys move here from, Dumbsville?
(Everyone is laughing at them)
Timmy: I've lived here my whole life! And Pooh visited me all the time! What's wrong with you guys? I'm you best friend. You beat me up every day. And I've been in love with you since kindergarten!
Mr. Crocker: Awkward.
Tigger: You know, that kid needs to control his feelings.
Goofy: You're said, like Donald.
Donald: Hey, Why you...
Mickey: Take a easy, Donald.
Timmy: First my parents, now you guys. What's wrong with everyone? Look at me. I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!
(Then, Head Eliminator and Dr. Facilier comes in)
Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Dr. Facilier: Hello, Pooh, long time go see.
Pooh and Friends: (Gasp)
Timmy: Okay, what the heck are they?
Mickey: That's Facilier!!
Jafar: Oh he's not the only one here.
Human Rainbow Dash: Jafar!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Don't forget me!
Twilight: Sunset Shimmer! Wait! You're not the the real Sunset Shimmer. You're just a-
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Clone created by Tino's greatest fear, "The real Sunset Shimmer didn't becoming evil again, didn't she?!"
Twilight: Tino got rid of you for good! He faced his fear, and fought back!
Pooh: Wait. She become evil, again?
Twilight: No, Pooh. I'll talk about this later.
Jafar: Well, we love to talk about what we're doing, but we don't the Heroes ruild our plans.
Chester: Wow, another new kids!
(Jafar shout a laser with his sefter)
Chester: Who shoots deadly lasers!
Mr. Crocker: Okay, class, new assignment. Run for your-- darn this chalk--Life!
(Crocker and students screams and left the classroom)
(Head Eliminate life Mr. Crocker's desk)
Hades: So, what are we should do with them?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: I gust we should follow Bowser's olders.
Lago: Witch is?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Take Pooh and his friends to Bower's Kingdom.
Maleficent: What about Timmy?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Let the Head Eliminator take cave of that.
Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(He destroy his desk)
Timmy: It's official. This is the weirdest morning ever!
Pip: Now what?
Otis: I know, Run in feel!
Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!
Tigger: Make at break for it!
(They start running)
Dr. Facilier: They gaving away!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Get them, you fools!
Timmy: We got to get out of here fast.
Freddy: Yeah, but witch vehicle to take?
Timmy: No. No.
(They found A.J.'s Ride)
Mickey: Get on!
(they got on it)
Timmy: Thank you, A.J.
(They drove off)
Pooh: That was a close one.
Rabbbit: Tell me about it. I've almost lost my tail.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Where's are they?
Jafar: There they are!
(All the Villains get on Head Eliminator and fly off, cut up of them)
Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Pooh: They've spotted us!
Piglet: Oh dear.
Tigger: Uh oh.
Otis: We're dead, aren't we?
Timmy: We to find Cosmo and Wanda and wish robo-dork and the villains away.
(They hide in that build broad)
Timmy: That was close.
Freddy: Good thing that build broad were here.
Piglet: This is terrible.
Eeyore: Could get worst.
(Jorgen grab Them)
Timmy: Ah! Don't eliminate us! I'm not---
Jorgen: Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Jorgen! Man, are we glad to see you... And to see somebody who knows me.
Pooh: Tell us what's going on?
(Jorgen brins out weapon)
Timmy: Now We're not so glad.
Freddy: Don't shout us, shout Peck.
Peck: Wait, What?!
(They duck and Jorgen Shut Head Eliminator and The Villains)
Timmy: What is that thing?
Mickey: And why the Villains working with him?
Jorgen: I told you guys not to say Timmy's name, like I sort of just did. They have really good hearing.
Jafar: Oh, you want to play that way, huh? Well, take this!
(Head Eliminator opens his mouth blows in Timmy and Pooh and his friends)
Timmy: And a really big mouth. Ah! Help!
(Timmy, Pooh and his friends blow away, and Jorgen got them)
Jorgen: Hang On!
Abby: Otis, this looks like the end.
Otis: No, it's a minor setback.
Men: (Voice) You're listening to K.R.E.P., Creepy music for those creepy alley cliff-hangers.
Jorgen: I hat this station.
(He left them go)
Otis: Now it's the end.
Jorgen: Guys, hang on!
All: To what?
Jorgen: Good Point!
(Jorgen Poof a rope to get them out of his mouth)
Jorgen: Now we shut that pie hole with a manhole.
(Jorgen throw something to the Head Eliminator)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You not stopping us, that easy. Give us Timmy and Pooh, and we're let you go for now. Or keep them and you'll be sorry!
Jorgen: Althought I sympathize with you sentiments, I cannot allow that to happen at this time.
(Jorgen poof a morcycle)
Jorgen: Hop on my hog and hold me tight.
(They got on and drove off)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: After them!
(Head Eliminator and The Villains fly off, too, and cut them up, again)
(At Timmy's House)
Mrs. Turner: There goes that street urchin and his friends. Ooh, They's living on the edge.
Mr. Turner: Eeh! Not as Edgy as we're gonna be cruising in the the M.A.R.F. Machine on our way to the M.A.R.F. Festival. Now to make sure we have enough goodies to keep road trip rockin'. Stuff of my stomach, stuff for my back, stuff for my throat, and the nasel spray for my deviated septum.
Mrs. Turner: Let's Party!
(they broke their backs,again)
Both: Our Backs!
Mr. Crocker: Hey, fellow M.A.R.F.ers. I'm going to Middle-aged Rock Festival too, and I could use a ride.
Mr. Turner: Look, Pal. Gas, glasses or aspirnin. Nobody rides for free.
Mr. Crocker: Let's M.A.R.F.!
(they got in the car and drove off and come back)
Mrs. Turner: Middle-Aged Bladder. Potty break!
Both: Right behind you!
(Back to them)
Jafar: We got you now!
Timmy: They're gaining on us. Oh, and by the way, who is he?
Jorgen: There will be time for explanations when you all are safe.
(They go throw the mall's wall into the fairlyworld, but the Villains didn't made it, so they crash throw the the wall into the mall)
Hades: Where they go?
Lago: Great, now we lost.
Jafar: Quit, you're bird!
(Head Eliminator dress up a cool guy, than he send tow Eliminators)
Head Eliminator: Now eliminate Timmy Turner.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You guys go with Head Eliminator, I'll look for where Timmy's hind out.
Dr. Facilier: Good Idea.
Maleficent: Yeah, that way we capture them, faster.
(She turn around)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: When Timmy Turner has bing eliminated, Pooh and his pals will be sorry they ever stop Bowser's Plan to take over the universe. Not that they would've been much safer if they'd stayed in 100 Acre Wood.
Hades: Um, boss, I want to stop what are you doing, but, villains don't talk to their selfs.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: What are you Villains still doing here?! Go!
Jafar: Ok, Ok, sheesh.
(they split up)
(At Fairly World)
Jorgen: Well, that was a close one.
Mickey: You said it.
Human Pinkie Pie: What's this place.
Pooh: This's FairlyWorld.
Jorgen: Now hang on to me again. We have a long road ahead of us. But know one thing: All the fairies are safe and hidden where the enemy cannot find them.
Goofy: And what's that?
(All the fairies is in that Gumball machine at "Snacks")
Wanda: Ah! Where are we? Last time I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
Cosmo: And the last thing I remember is you saying the last you remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
Cupid: Oh! We're in a gumball machine.
Tooth fairy: I hope we're sugarless.
Cosmo: Every Fairly in the FairlyWorld must be in here.
Juandissimo: I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom, like Binky.
Binky: (Voice) Hi, guys.
Wanda: Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out. Oh, no, our wands are gone.
Cosmo: and our hands are gone!
Tooth Fairly: But at least we're safe.
(Than a boy just comes in)
Cosmo: Not Safe!
(He bring Binky out)
All: Uh, no! He's got Binky!
Binky: I don't want to be a Gumballlllll!
(He start chewing Binky)
All: Ah, The horror!
(he brings out all the money out)
All: The Quarters!
"The Cave Prophecy"
(At the Jungle)
Jorgen: Don't let go.
(At a snow storm)
(At the desert's rest stop)
Jorgen: You guys could have let go that time.
(And Back to Fairly World)
Timmy: We're back here again?
Jorgen: Oh, You're got to be kidding me.
Human Rainbow Dash: So why we looking for anyway?
Jorgen: The Cave of Destiny. It is all your questions will be answered.
Peck: Where's is it that place?
Pip: Maybe is that mountain over there?
Timmy: Yeah, Pip is right, it is that cave up there.
(they found it)
Jorgen: Man, why can I never find that place?
(At the cave)
Timmy: The Cave of Destiny is creepy.
Jorgen: Oh, these are just from last year's halloween party... I think. We also rent out the cave for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Jorgen: Yeah, really.
Timmy: Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah.
All: What's going on?
Jorgen: Maybe these pretty pictures will help.
(He poof of a prophesy pictures)
Jorgen: Or, as we call them in Fairly World... (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
Timmy: The cave prophesy?
Jorgen: No, you're not saying it right. Go with the echo. (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
Human Applejack: What's that?
Jorgen: I'll tail you. In ancient Fairy Times, A fairy's main job was to fight, no frolic.
Goofy: What does that mean?
Jorgen: Can I continued, please?
Jorgen: They constantly battled a mysterious enemy called The Darkness.... And Its agents of destruction, eliminators. And they fairy warriors were victorious only when they combined all of their wand powers and neutralized The Darkness with its natural enemy, light. But our ancient ancestors feared the mysterious foe would come back. So they sent millions of our strongest soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it... So that should the Darkness ever return, we will have a shield of protection no unlike today's underarm deodorants.
Otis: I know right!
Timmy: Do you have any popcorn?
Jorgen: Small, Medium, or Large?
Timmy: Surprise me.
Pooh: So the stars in space are really fairy warriors.
Timmy: And they watching out for the Darkness?
Jorgen: They are our first warning system. And Bowser is knows everything about The Darkness, and that's why he's sends Evil clone and the rest of the Villains team up with them to take over the universe.
Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
Human Pinkie Pie: What?!
Otis's Friends: Say What?!
Donald and Goofy: What?!
Jorgen: Yep. And last night, our deepest outpost, the Big Dipper brigade, just disappeared.
Timmy: The Big Dipper. That's why Crocker said it didn't exist!
Jorgen: Yes, I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so people wouldn't freak out. I also wiped away any memory of you so that no one would say your name and give away you location.
Timmy: So this great, but how does it affect us?
Jorgen: I'm not finished. Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand, also a copy of Twilight's Crown, the could destroy the darkness, should it ever return. And to protect this white wand and the crown form falling into the wrong hands, they decided that only a chosen one could possess it and unlock its true powers.
Goofy: So, where are they?
Jorgen: No one knows, the crown is still a mystery, but it's said for to find the wand, that this cryptic message reveals its location. So far, no one has been able to solve the ancient riddle.
Pip: An ancient riddle, what'd it said?
Freddy: Allow me. (Clears throat) Donkey oil pine nut moose confetti yippy-dee-doo...
Spike: Stop that!
Human Fluttershey: So what it really said?
Timmy: "The Wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss..."
Human Rainbow Dash: What does that mean?
Jorgen: You tell to Timmy, because the chosen one is him, Timmy Turner!
Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
Human Pinkie Pie: What?!
Otis's Friends: Say What?!
Donald and Goofy: What?!
Jorgen: Yes, check it out. Pink hat, big teeth, initials T.T. And I am not the only one who knows it.
Timmy: The Eliminators and Villains were here? They know I'm the chosen one?
Rabbit: And you just said his name out loud?
Jorgen: And it echoed a bit too, didn't it?
Mickey: What's is, what is Spike?
(Than Evil Sunset Shimmer is behind them)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Can't believe I couldn't find you, earlier. Should have known Jorgen would bring you guys here. And your dumbfriends, too.
Twilight: We're not!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You are! No wander Bowser is trying destroy Pooh and his Pals to take over the Universe.
Mickey: Evil cone, by power invested in us of Pooh's team, we're stop you, missy.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: What ever! This is just a minder setback. You don't know a thing about this prophecy and I already know it.
Timmy: If that's so, why do you want to destroy us. You had a lot of trouble making the eliminators kill us.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Pop quiz, Chosen One How gonna destroy the Darkness?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You don't know?! Seriously? And you're supposed to be Chosen one? Then again, what other chances you think you have until we destroy you and all.
(Spike growls at her)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, and I suppose to keep an eye on your mutt or dragon. Hate from to be... taken away from you.
Spike: Is that a threat?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh of course not.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: But it'll be the end of you. Oh, Boys?
(Then the Head Eliminator appeared)
Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Timmy: Man, that thing looks terrifyung!
(Than, Villains and two Eliminators just appeared)
Otis: There's two of them!
Tigger: Um, show them what you made of, Pooh?
Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
Evil Shimmer shimmer: Correct! Eliminators, Attack!
(They Eliminators open their mouths, again)
Timmy: Get us out of here!
Mickey: And Fast!
(He calls out his motorcycle, they got on again, and drove off)
Hades: Ok, you plan's didn't work.
Evil Sunset shimmer: Just follow them!
(They fly off, again)
(They going into the wall)
Timmy: (Yells) We're heading for the wall!
Jorgen: Don't worry. We will vanish before we--
(They crashed in to the wall)
Timmy: Listen, as the chosen one, I choose to be not the chosen one! I've never been chosen for anything: Not kickball, not lab partner. Why?
Abby: Honestly now?
Peck: Come on, Timmy.
Pig: Get a good punchline!
Freddy: Yeah, like a joke or some kind.
Human Pinkie Pie: You have to do it, Timmy!
Timmy: No! Because I'm a bad choice!
Jorgen: The Cave Prophesy does not lie.
Pooh: Twilight, how Sunset become evil?
Twilight: That's the clone version of Sunset Shimmer, Pooh! That's not the real Sunset Shimmer!
Pooh: Well, that's make scents.
Jorgen: Don't worry; I have a plan.
Timmy: Ah, thanks Goodness.
Jorgen: If it's you they want, it's you they'll get.
Timmy: We hate that plan!
Duke: Absolutely not!
Tigger: Yeah, how you gonna do it, turn into "Timmy"?
(Jorgen turn into his self to Timmy)
Tigger: I'd had to ask.
Timmy: Plan's getting better.
Jorgen: Good luck, guys. You were a pain in my butt, but...
(Nobody get's it)
Jorgen: Well, that's all I got. Good lock.
Timmy: Where you going?
Abby: Get back here!
Piglet: You're not be safe!
Jorgen: For you guys to go on, The Darkness and Evil Clone must believe you have been Eliminated. Don't worry, Timmy, you got Pooh and his pals with you. Remember, The wand is hidden in a rock sealed with a kiss.
Pip: Good Lock, dude. I give him 10 minutes.
Otis: Can you please be Surppotive?
Jorgen: Hello! I am Timmy Turner. Pooh and his Pals are gone for some reason. Look how stupid I am. (babbling)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Head Eliminator, You know what to do?
(Head Eliminator sucked Jorgen up and some Eliminators)
Head Eliminator: Finally, we have the chosen one.
Jafar: And now, Pooh and friends are surrender.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And now, Bowser will rule the hold Universe with out trouble.
Eliminator 1#: Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on main street.
Eliminator 2#: Yeah, no ones said all of you were the boss of us, and--
(He sucked up two Eliminators, The Villains and himself)
Timmy: Hello? Joegen?
Mickey: My gosh! Where'd they go!?
Pooh: I don't know.
Timmy: Hello? Jorgen? Anybody? We can't stop the Darkness and Villains by ourselves. How Do I find the Wand? How Do we get back to earth? What am I supposed to do?
Pooh: Hello? Is anyone here?
Human Applejack: Can someone give us a sign?! Something!
Tigger: So, Twilight, how do you know about Evil clone?
Twilight: Well, my friend Tino, had a nightmare about Sunset is evil again, and than It comes true, but in a clone, way. Ever sense, there two of her, one is good, one is bad.
Timmy: Wait a minute.
Timmy: All those stars are fairy warriors ready to stop the Darkness.
Timmy: Yes! We're not alone!
(All the stars are gone)
Pooh: They're gone.
Piglet: Oh, dear.
"Back on Earth"
(Back on Earth)
Officer 1#: Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. Uh-huh. Yeah. I see.
(He send M.E.R.F. alarm)
Officer 2#: What's with the M.E.R.F. Alarms?
Officer 1#: Look, it's probably nothing, but it seems that every star in the sky has completely vanished.
Officer 2#: Eh, you're right: It's probably nothing. (He spill his drink) Every star in the sky has vanished?
Officer 1#: Should we put out an emergency broadcast letting the population of earth know that an alien attack is imminent?
Officer 2#: Yes, the people have a right to know what's going on. Or...
(At M.A.R.F. Machine Radio)
Men: (Voice) In others news, The Government has announced that they turned off the stars to conserve energy.
Mr. Turner: Ooh, I totally believe that. We have such a great government.
Mrs. Turner: And they're never lied to us, because deceiving people is wrong.
Mr. Crocker: Fan belt's fixed. let's M.A.R.F. and roll, Baby!
(They drove off and stopped, again)
All: Potty break!
(Back to Fairly World)
Timmy: Okay, Don't panic, guys. I'm the chosen one. All we have to do is get back to Earth, get the dumb wand, defeat The Villains and The Darkness.
Pooh: So Twilight can you tell us about The clone of Sunset Shimmer?
Otis: Yeah, since when the last time our friend Tino faced her?
Twilight Sparkle: Tino and his friends was with Ozzy and Drix. Evil Sunset Shimmer was working for Thrax.
(A flashback starts)
Thrax: Now all of this is going down tonight so I want everyone to be prepared!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And tonight, one of you germs have gave me my true love, Tino.
Osmosis Jones: Tonight?! "Uh can we do it next week? Me and Malca got tickets to Wrestemania."
Thrax: You see this? This little DNA beed comes from a little girl in Riverside California. Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one. Nicest lady in Detroit moat-time. Six days flat. And there's this old guy in Phillie. I've killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm better as go along baby, but the problem is I've never set a record! Until my man, Frank that is and with Evil Sunset Shimmer's help, I'm gonna take him down with in 48 hours. Get my own chapter in the medical books!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And we can bring me Tino. I want him all to myself.
(The germs agreeing with the plan except for Ozzy and Tino)
Osmosis Jones: Excuse me? Excuse me? I've got one more question here. Is there anything that say a white blood cell and his friends can do to stop this evil plan? You know hypertherly speaking that is.
(Thrax and Evil Sunset Shimmer walks toward Ozzy and Tino)
Thrax: And who are you?
Osmosis Jones: Who am I? Who am I? Uh? Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And who are you my handsome looking man?
Tino Tonitini: Who me? I'm am...uh?... the Tinonator.
Osmosis Jones: Yeah. That who we are.
Thrax: I've never heard of ya.
Osmosis Jones: That's because you just got here. But you don't any of these suckers when it comes to illing Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses stands above all the rest. (hits a hand shaped germ)
Germ #1: Oh that hurt. (hits Ozzy, revealing his and Tino's identity)
Germ #2: Hey! That ain't no germ! That's a cop! And that kid too!
(The germs grab them)
Thrax: Well, look what we have here an officer of Frank finalist.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And my true love, Tino Tonitini. I want him. Oh and Thrax, dispose that cop.
Thrax: With pleasure, Evil Sunset Shimmer. Somebody lay down a towel! It's gonna to be messy.
(Then, the blast come through the wall)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: What the-?!
Drix: Attention germs, and evil clone, you are surrended! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Surrended!
Osmosis Jones: Yo, hammer. You can stop dancing.
Tino Tonitini: Yeah, you can cut it out, Drix.
(Then, Drix stops dancing then, Ozzy gets himself and Tino free)
Osmosis Jones: What kept you?
Tino Tonitini: And what are you guys doing here?!
Noby: Making sure you're save. And to kick butt of course.
Marco Diaz: And it's time to bring the fight to time, right Big G?
(Big G is laughing getting ready for a fight, as the little on is unfrozen as he sees Thrax ans Sunset Shimmer, he freaks out and runs off)
Freddy: Whoa. That's awful.
Twilight: She wanted Tino to belong to her. And she still continues to do it until she accomplish it.
Timmy: So what you're saying is that Evil Sunset Shimmer want Tino for herself, and she try to get what she wants?
Twilight: Sadly yes.
Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.
Goofy: Wow, really?
Spike: Yep. That's the whole story.
Rabbit: So, all we had to do is do the same thing we did real her, when she evil.
Human Rainbow Dash: yeah, how we gonna find the copy of Twilight's Crown.
Mickey: Maybe we find it later, right now, we gotta find the way to get back to earth and find that wand.
Otis: Than when is all done, we live happy ever after, right?
Timmy: Yeah, we don't know what's Darkness looks like.
Pooh: Um, Timmy. I see we have some small problems.
(The Darkness comes in)
Timmy: Okay, that must be it. (Screams)
Pip: Now what?
Otis: I know, Run in feel!
Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!
Tigger: Make at break for it!
Pooh: Gong way!
Goofy: We're getting outta here!
(They start running, again)
Rabbit: We've go to hurry! It's gaining on us!
Timmy: How We get back to Earth? Wait; Jorgen's Fairy Cycle.
(Every one got in the Fairy Cycle)
Timmy: Awesome! We'll just blast through this portal, and then Turner--
(They jump off the cycle with no move-ness, they start running, again)
Tigger: It's a dead end! We're Trap! Trap like brackets!
Otis: The Darkness will devour us all! It's probably watching us right now! I don't taste good! I'm very gamey, if you're watching! So scared.
Abby: Otis, snap out of it.
Peck: Get it together, man.
Pig: You sicken me.
Pip: Could you bend down a bit?
Otis: Yeah, no problem.
Pip: Man up!
Abby: Guys, slapping Otis isn't going to help us to get down to Earth.
Freddy: You're right. Let's kick him.
Abby: No, Freddy.
Timmy: Think, Turner. What fairy goes back and forth to Earth more than anybody?
Pip: Um, you mean like a Tooth Fairy?
Timmy: Bingo! Tooth Fairly Enterprises, home of the legendary quarter transporter. Every time an Earth Kid puts a tooth under their pillow, It comes here, and it's replaced, by cold, hard cash.
Tigger: It's aprogecal...what?!
Human Pinkie Pie: What?!
Abby: How are we going to do that?
Timmy: It's easy. I just making it the the turner returner.
Otis: I don't get.
Human Rarity: Me either, but let's see whether it works.
(Every one is on the conbar- balt)
Timmy: I hope this works.
(All of Fairly World is sucked up By the Darkness)
(Back on Earth)
Boy: I wonder what the Tooth fairy left.
(He found Timmy and the others)
Spike: We're end up a room?
Timmy: Shh. Dude, I'm the Chosen One.
Boy: No, you're a crazy kids under my pillow who stole my quarter! Mom, quarter thiefies!
Boy: My dad's a cop!
(Than Cop car chasing them)
(They trip and when into the sewer line, Timmy found a wanted sign of him)
Timmy: That was Quick.
Mickey: I can't go back to big house.
Goofy: What big house?
Human Applejack: That house over there.
Twilight: I see it.
Human Rairty: I think is pink house over there?
Otis: No, what Mickey meant is Jail!
Peck: Doesn't matter, it matter's will take hours to find the wand!
Timmy: Yeah, and there's no way we can locate this wand on our own. Cosmo, Wanda, where are you?
(Back at "Snacks")
Cosmo: He's still chewing Binky.
Boy: Ugh, this one lost its flavor.
(He throw Binky)
Binky: It's horrible in there. And he recently had nachos.
(he got Wanda)
Boy: Ooh, a tasty pink gumball.
Cosmo: Wanda! Wanda! No!
(Cosmo say Wanda)
Wanda: Cosmo, No!
Juandissimo: Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?
(Cosmo break free out of boy's mouth)
Cosmo: Who's up for a balloon ride to freedom?
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof got out of "Snacks")
Juandissimo: Quick, everyone. Into the gross kid mouth!
(Every Fairy went into kid's mouth and he fell off the table)
Wanda: Cosmo, you saved us.
Cosmo: Hang on to my bubble butt, baby! Whee!
(Back to Timmy)
Timmy: The Chosen one was alone in the city. But he and his friends knew if they could find his fairies, he could solve this ancient riddle and locate the--
(They got hit by a bus)
Woman: Okay, follow me to see the kiss, Schmodin's most famous sculpture, here at the Dimmsdale Art Museum.
Timmy: The Kiss. Wait a second. The White wand is hidden in the rock and sealed with a kiss. I don't need Cosmo and Wanda. The Wand is in that statue. You guys stay here, I'll be right back.
Spike: Good luck, Timmy.
Pooh: An don't worry about us, well be right here.
Twilight: Be careful.
(Inside the building)
Woman: Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old. More than a work of art, it's a work of magic.
Timmy: Excuse me. Coming through. Hey, hey, what's going on? How's tricks? Like the shoes.
(Timmy broke it)
Woman: Suffering Statues!
Timmy: Don't panic. I'm the Chosen One. I'm saving your lives.
Timmy: There's no wand. Where's the wand?
Men: Freeze, Statue smasher!
Men 2#: Hey, he's also the Quarter thief.
Timmy: And that's when the Chosen One Decided to... Run!
(He run outside and stop)
Men 3#: And tell us, mystery lady, have you seen the evil perpetrator?
Timmy: Uh, nope. I'm just standing here, being a lady. I use lipstick.
Men 3#: Thanks, trustworthy citizen with a renaissance smile. Move out, boys!
Timmy: No wander I'm the Chosen One. I'm good.
Pooh: Yeah, that was easy for being the master of disquise. You'd gave them the slip.
Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, great one, too.
Timmy: Yeah, come on, let's go!
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One is here. We were fooled. Find them. And someone tell the boss about it.
Eliminator 1#: And we will... Right after we hit the sweet Pink Shirt shop.
Head Eliminator: What?
Eliminator 2#: Oh, you're the only one who gets to wear cool Earth clothes?
Head Eliminator: Ugh. Hurry up.
(They wen into the shop and got pink t-shirt)
(At Timmy's house)
Timmy: I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of me, But let's just hope he didn't erase... The Timmy Cave.
Rabbit: Of course, the Timmy Cave! Let's go there!
Mickey: Well alright! Let's go.
(Everyone went down into the Timmy Cave)
Timmy: I knew the Fairy Snacking Tracking Device would pay off Someday.
(And it show they in Las Vegas)
Timmy: Los Vegas? Okay, not a problem. 'Cause I have The Turner Cycle.
Otis: Yeah, what can go wrong?
Pig: Time to fight!
Pip: You know what time it is?
Timmy: Time to rock and roll.
(They got out and his M.E.R.F. Van)
Officer 1#: Well, Well. Just the man M.E.R.F.'s looking for.
"To Las Vegas"
Officer 2#: You're and you're friends in a lot of trouble, mister, because according to our records, you have no records. You don't exist!
Officer 1#: And that's why you're at The Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. M.E.R.F. for short.
Timmy: I'm not an Alien!
Tigger: Yeah, police-sirs! We're not aliens either!
Otis: We're just farm animals, stuffed animals, disney characters, a pony, a dragon, and some kids!
Mickey: Yeah, we're not aliens!
Twilight: You guys are dumb officers! You guys would know I'm from Equestria.
Officer 2#: Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased through Dimmsdale by a shape-shifting mambot suggest otherwise.
Officer 1#: And these photos were taken an hour ago.
Timmy: Wait. The Eliminators are back?
Piglet: Oh dear.
Officer 1#: If I were you, I'd surrender now and let us start dissecting you.
Officer 2#: You think this is a joke, huh? You think we're idiots? Well, I've got news for you. They don't give out high-tech neural stun rays to idiots.
Officer 1#: Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick.
Officer 2#: And you sure don't get a super spy car with a trunk full of spy stuff unless you know what you're doing.
Both: Yeah, we Rock!
Officer 2#: I hope they doesn't take the car.
Timmy: Now to find Cosmo and Wanda by linking this computer to the Timmy Cave Supercomputer.
Goofy: With that we'll find Cosmo and Wander in no time.
Timmy: It's "Wanda", not "Wander", Goofy.
Mr. Crocker: Word to the wise: Don't wipe with cactus.
(Back at "Snacks")
Woman: What'll ti be, fellas?
Head Eliminator: Do you have any Uranium?
Woman: Uh, no.
Eliminator 1#: Well'll have the Chicken Fingers.
Woman: That's fine.
Head Eliminator: You guys look totally stupid.
Eliminator 1#: That's because you're stupid.
(He suck the half of "Snacks")
Head Eliminator: Next time, use a straw, will ya?
(Than the TV is on)
Chet Ubetcha: This Chet Ubetcha on this convenient news network. The Quarter Thief/Statue Smasher is on the loose and last seen heading towards Las Vegas. But just like all the stars being gone from the sky, The government assures us we have nothing to worry about.
Head Eliminator: Let's go to Vegas.
(They heading to vegas and Eliminator 1# come back from his orlder)
Eliminator 1#: Do you have any ranch dressing?
(Back to Timmy)
Twilight: Where are Cosmo and Wanda.
Pooh: Where to now?
Timmy: Well, according to this, Cosmo and Wanda are right in front of us, But I don't see--
(Than Cosmo, Wanda and Poof is font of them, and started the car spinning)
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I missed you guys so much.
Duke: And why you all gumballs?
Human Applejack: Um Timmy, Poof's teething on your arm, again.
Timmy: Wow, what a future. Ugh! Jorgen said he to protect you, but this what he camp up with: Gum?
Wanda: Protect us? For what?
Timmy: I'm not sure if this is going to make any sense, but The Darkness is back.
Pooh: And all because of Bowser.
Both: The Darkness, and Bowser is back?
Timmy: And you've got to help us find an Ancient White Wand, 'cause I'm the chosen one.
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (Laughing)
Tigger: Hey, what's is big idea, this is serious!
Wanda: Okay, The Darkness and Bowser, I can buy. But you as the Chosen One.
Human Rainbow Dash: Hey! So far, he've been an awesome Chosen One!
Cosmo: And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators and some Villains we know or don't know are chasing you too.
Timmy: Yes, But they can't find me as long as you don't say my name.
Cosmo: You mean Timmy Turner?
(And Eliminators just pops in)
Timmy: Should have seen that coming.
(They start shoting them, Timmy and the others hiding)
Timmy: I can't Believe it's all going to end while I hide behind a spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets. Wait a minute.
(Timmy turn a car into a frezze weapons)
Timmy: Yup, that'll work.
(They frezze Eliminator)
Head Eliminator: Eliminator the Chosen One.
Timmy: Awesome! And now to help you guys get back to fairy form.
(Timmy make Cosmo, Wanda and Poof into theirselfs in gum version)
Timmy: There. Back to Normal... Sorta.
Abby: Looks like it to me.
Tigger: Um. You got me there.
Cosmo: I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?
(Poof have a big bubble on his butt)
Cosmo: Cool! I like being Gum.
Otis: Ok that's was cool!
Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.
(Than Timmy turn into car a cycle)
Timmy: Okay, let's go find that wand.
(They let go of the cycle again)
Wanda: You stink at riding motorcycles.
(Than M.E.R.F.'s Team just comes in)
Officer 2#: Freeze, Quarter-stealing statue-smashing spy car thief!
Cosmo: And Now you've got bigger problems.
(And than, Darkness just comes in)
Timmy: And even bigger problems!
(also, Cosmo has a big bubble on his butt, too)
Wanda: Don't pop that either.
Officer 2#: Timmy Turner, we're placing you all under arrest by order of M.E.R.F.
Officer 1#: Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight!
Officer 2#: By the way, cool balloon animal thingies.
Timmy: Do you guys not see that giant swirling portal of death, by control a crazy Evil Clone? Don't you want to do something to stop it? Call the general. Call the President.
Otis: You guys are part of USA, do something!
Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, do something!
Officer 1#: Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F. It's gonna be awesome!
Officer 2#: We're gonna rock out to crosby, stills and ashes; neil not young; bachman-turner over- the-hill.
Officer 1#: and the M.A.R.F.iest band in the world, KISS!
Jrogen: (Voices in Timmy's head) Find the white wand. It is hidden in the rock and...
Timmy: Sealed with a Kiss! The white wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. Festival, starring KISS!
Wanda: Nice work, Timmy. We got to get that guitar so you can stop the Darkness.
Officer 1#: You're not going anywhere.
Officer 2#: Any last words before you're freeze-blasted and dissected?
Timmy: Yes. Wanda, get ready to pop the bubbles.
(Timmy and Wanda pop Cosmo andPoof's bubble and everyone is handing on also, the Officers freeze each ofter)
Timmy: Like I said before, don't mess with the chosen one.
Cosmo: Or captain bubblepants!
Rabbit: Come on. We gotta get to Vegas before the Villains get there first.
(They got on M.E.R.F.'s Jet)
Timmy: Now to hit autopilot and get this hunk of M.E.R.F. to M.A.R.F.
(They toke off and malt the Eliminator, and they toke off, too)
(Mean while back with Villains)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Well, Timmy Turner is heading toward the M.A.R.F festival? Inpressive.
Maleficent: Impressive indeed, and that stupid and dumb poor and his friends are going to find the guardians of that wand.
Jafar: Besides they're gonna win this battle.
Dr. Facilier: What are we gonna do to stop them?!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: But we have to prevent them from finding them.
Hades: And how are we suppose to do that? You failed having that kid, Tino Tonitini all to youself when you were working for Thrax.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: I know. I still will have him! As for Winnie the Pooh and his friends, that is why I have a plan for them.
(now back to Timmy, and they crash a sign)
Cosmo: What happens in Vegas-- Well, you know the rest.
Timmy: Come on!
(Timmy, Pooh and his friends, and Cosmo, Wanda and Poof went last)
Cosmo and Wanda: We're coming, guys!
"Winnie the Pooh meets K.I.S.S."
(at the entrance)
Timmy: Look, pal, I have to get into this festival. It's a long story, but I'm the chosen one.
Man: No one get in without a ticket or backstage pass.
Timmy: Oh, really? Okay. Here's my backstage pass.
(Timmy blast his weapon into the wall)
Man: Uh, oh, enjoy the show.
(They went in)
Men: Give it up for KISS!
(Than KISS just come out)
Paul and Gene: Are you too old to rock and roll?
Crowd: No! Aaah, our backs!!
Timmy: There's the white wand.
Tigger: That's it, that's wand!
Goofy: So let's get it!
Wanda: But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?
Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, I had a idea.
(at the stage)
Human Fluttershy: So, what's the plan again?
Human Rainbow Dash: I'm go with Timmy get the wand and you guys hold the rope, got it?
Piglet: What I do?
Tigger: Well, um, I, um, you stay here to look for villains and when we're all set you get the signer when they good to go.
Timmy: Alright them, just grab the other end of the line, and lower me and Rainbow down. We'll sang the wand you pull us back up.
(They went down to fast)
(They landed on that guy)
Wanda: I thought you were holding the line.
Cosmo: What line?
Pooh and his friends: Oh, bottle.
Gene: All right! Let's hear a guitar solo, yeah.
Paul: Who the heck is that?
Human Rainbow Dash: Would you believe he's The Chosen One?
KISS: The Chosen One?
(They turn their Instrument to a weapon)
Timmy: So you don't believe?
Gene: We are the galactic guardians of the White Wand.
Human Rainbow Dash: I thought you were KISS.
Paul: That's our day job. We've protected the White Wand for centuries.
Timmy: Wow, you guys are older than you look.
Paul: Why do you think we wear the makeup?
Gene: And we knew that someday either an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen Savior would come to claim it.
Paul: If you're the Chosen One, you must Prove it. And you might want to hurry.
Piglet: It's that tumble is rumbling, Pooh?
Pooh: I'm think not, Piglet.
Timmy: Ok, Ok, how do I prove it?
Gene: Bequeath to us Chosen Harkness, and this ax is yours to light the the Darkness. Yeah.
Human Rainbow Dash: What the heck does that mean?
Paul: We were hopping he knew.
(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Pooh and the ofter comes down)
Wanda: Timmy, they can't give you the wand until you recite the Chosen One creed or say some ancient code or something.
Pooh: I'll give a try to figure it out the puzzle.
Tigger: You know what it is? So, What does the code say?
Pooh: I've got no clue. How about you?
Timmy: But I don't know any ancient code. All I know is, I was eased from everyone's memories. We've barely escaped being destroyed by the Eliminators and The Villains, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by M.E.R.F to get to M.A.R.F. only to have you tell me I need a secret code, which I don't have 'cause I'm plain old TIMMY TURNER!!!!
Otis: He said his name out loud, didn't he?
Paul: Yeah, and it kind of echoed a bit.
(Than Eliminators and Villains comes in)
Jafar: Now we've got ya!
Head Eliminator: Eliminate the Chosen One!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Get them!
(They start shouting them)
Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!
(They start hiding)
Gene: Okay, we believe you. The White Wand is yours.
Timmy: Awesome! What do i do with it?
Paul: You're kidding, right?
Head Eliminator: Show's over, Chosen One.
Gene: The show is never over. Time to rock and roll!
(The KISS start shout them back, Head Eliminator got rid their weapons)
Paul: Okay, all our weapons are bye-bye.
Timmy: Not every weapon. Poof, look! A teething ring!
(Poof destroy Head Eliminator weapon)
Gene: And now it's time for you to be Eliminator.
(He malt Head Eliminator)
Cosmo: That's what I call bad breath.
Otis: Looks like they gone forever.
(It turn more Eliminators)
Pig: Um, there's more of them.
(And they start shouting again)
Timmy: You're not very good Guardians.
Paul: Well, you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub.
(They destroy the place they hiding)
Dr. Facilar: Now you all gonna be gone, tonight.
Winnie the Pooh: We're trapped!
Piglet: Oh dear.
Tigger: Uh oh.
Timmy: But we got to do something. an army's not just just going to fall from the sky and help us.
Juandissimo: (Voice) That's what you think, Chosen One!
(The other Fairly comes form the sky)
Cosmo: It's the other fairies... with bubble butts!
Juandissimo: Bubble butt brigade, ATTACK!
(They start attacked the Eliminator)
Timmy: You did it!
Mickey: Hah! Your plan failed, Clone!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, really? Oh, Darkness?
(The Darkness comes in)
Juandissimo: We don't have enough gum to stop that.
Paul: Light the Darkness, Timmy. You're the Chosen One. This is what you were chosen for.
Timmy: But I don't know how to play guitar.
Gene: Timmy, don't play it; feel it.
(He start playing ti)
Timmy: I--I feel it!
(He start playing still, than he light the Darkness)
All: Keep rocking, Chosen One!
(H light it, again)
Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, you're doing it!
Otis: Rock n roll!!!
(But Timmy went too far)
Wanda: Okay, maybe that's too far.
Paul: No, it's not.
Gene: Dude, that's a long tongue.
(He light it one more time)
Wanda: It's working.
(it take all the Eliminators, than it destpire)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Noo!!!!
Jafar: Curse you, TIMMY TURNER!!!!!
Hades: WHAT?!!!!! Impossible!!
Piglet: Oh on shoot, shoot!
(The Villains runs away)
(At fairly World, Jorgen falling from the sky)
Jrogen: (Screaming) He did it! and man, was it dark in there.
(Back to Timmy)
Man: Awesome light show.
Cosmo: is it over?
(Now it stars are back in the sky)
Timmy: Now it's over. So you guys are actually fairly warriors?
Paul: We prefer the term...
Gene: MAGIC ORDER OF ROCKING FAIRIES! Yeah.
Cosmo: You mean M.O.R.F.? Not to be confused with M.E.R.F.
(Than Mr and Mrs. Turners and Mr. Crocker just comes in)
Mr. Turner: Yes! We finally made it to M.A.R.F.
Mrs. Turner: But we missed the show.
Mr. Crocker: And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too, man.
Mr. Turner: NOOOOOO! Where are the bathrooms?
Paul and Gene: We should, like, party.
"It's Party Time!"
(At fairy World)
Wanda: You did it, Timmy. You found the white wand and stopped the Darkness.
Pooh: And you stop Evil Clone and Villains, too!
Tigger: Way to go Timmy-boy!
Timmy: And since they missed M.A.R.F., I got mom, dad, and Crocker and M.E.R.F. the best seats in the house.
Wanda: How did you get Jrogen to let you do that?
Jorgen: 'Cause he's the Chosen One and I own him one. But I'm erasing all their memory of Fairy World when the show is over.
Timmy: I gotta say it's good to be the Chosen One.
(Than some guys just come in)
Turbo Thunder: At last! I, Turbo Thunder, The Chosen One, have completed my training and have arrived to obtain the White Wand and to light the Darkness. And there it is. From Titanium Teeth and Pits of Wonder, sing, White Wand with Turbo Thunder!
(He grab the wand)
Turbo Thunder: Stand down, Evil space hole of destruction! Where's the big, scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big, scary space hole. Am I late?
Tigger: Who is this nutjob?
Mickey: Wait, he's the Chosen One? And Timmy is not?!
Jorgen: What? You saw the Cave Drawing too. Pink hat, buck teeth, T.T. I'm not perfect, okay?
Wanda: It doesn't matter, Timmy. You'll always be our Chosen One.
Otis: Well, looks like the universe is save for now.
Mickey: Yep. Looks like it.
Twilight: I wonder what we'll do today after.
Human Pinkie Pie: Let's party!!!
Goofy: Yeah, let's celebrate! Besides the villains ran away.
Spike: Yeah. It's a good to know.
Abby: Good thing, the bad guys retreated after all.
Peck: Unless she have a new plan to come back.
Otis: -Ah, what are the odds of that?
(up at space)
Man: This is the Big Dipper Brigade. We're clear in the night sky. No signs of the Darkness. Wh-what is-- Oh, No!
Timmy: Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe.
(Than, the stars in the sky is gone again, and meanwhile at back with the Villains)
Dr. Facilier: Well, what now?
Hades: We were SO CLOSE!!!! So close to have revenge on that stupid stuffed bear and his friends but now we failed!!
Jafar: We lost!!
Maleficent: We're losers and Bowser's gonna destroy us if he finds out we failed him!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: (laughs)
Iago: What's so funny?
Hades: I don't know.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: (laughs) They're making this to easy! (laughs) You know when Timmy light the darkness and he thinks he did, but now for the first time. The heroes have thought we ran away and they think they've won. But they haven't won yet.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Can you taste the irony in that?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Shut up! What are you two laughing at? (gets some stuff) Alright we're back on schedule.
Hades: But boss. The darkness is gone.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh really, than why's the Head Eliminator is here?
(Head Eliminator just pops in)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Come, guys. We've got Bowser's Plan to Complete.
"Thank You, Chosen One"
(At Fairly World)
(Eliminators comes in)
Cupit: The Eliminators are back.
(The Fairies fly away)
Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(Timmy pop out)
Timmy: Don't you mean The Chosen One?
(He brings his wand out start attack them, than Head Eliminator comes in)
Head Eliminator: You cannot stop The Darkness.
(He suck him up)
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One has being eliminated.
(Than he destroy him)
Timmy: And you cannot stop the Chosen One.
(This all's a Video Game)
Timmy: And that's how you play the Chosen One Video Game.
Boy 1#: I hear when you this game, you feel like you're the Chosen One.
Boy 2#: Don't call my house anymore, 'cause I'm gonna play this game till I die. Uh-Ah-Ah-Ah.
Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One!
Timmy: Awesome. Thousands of fan cheering for me... As they should.
(Than Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, Pooh and his friends comes in)
Wanda: They love you, Timmy. You defeated the Darkness and saved Fairly World.
Pooh: Wow. You are the Chosen One after all.
Goofy: Go Timothy!
Twilight: Go Timmy!
Otis: Go Timmy, go Timmy go!
Cosmo: You're like a movie action hero except you don't have rugged good looks, tight glutes, a trophy wife who love you for your money as opposed to your first wife who loved you when you had nothing. Oh, and you don't have cool catchphrases.
Timmy: Hey! My gluties are vert tight. I do need a cool action phrase like, "Don't touch my cheese," or, "Hungry? How about a filet of fist?"
Wanda: Well, the fist one has some possiblities.
Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!
(Than Turbo Thunder comes in)
Turbo Thunder: Do not cheer for Timmy Turner. I am the true Chosen One.
Timmy: Oh, no. Here we go again.
Tigger: Oh no. Not that doofus again.
Mickey: Oh brother.
Otis: The Chosen on is Timmy Turner, not you, idoit!
Turbo Thunder: For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained himself for many years to harness my Turbo Power to defeat the darkness. And I would have, too, if I wasn't late.
Boy: You Stink!
Turbo Thunder: You won't think I stink when the darkness returns and I save you with my Thunder Pits!
Human Rainbow Dash: Shut up!
(They throw food at him)
Boy: Your Thunder Pits stinks!
Boy 1#: Hi. I am Sparky. Will you sign my white wand controller?
Timmy: "To Sparky, keep rocking. Signed, The Chosen One, You hero who stopped the Darkness and you love 'cause he's so cool."
Wanda: Uh, sorry to interrupt, your modest one, but we're late for tour white wand statue dedication.
Timmy: What? I can't leave my fans who totally love the Cho--
(At City Hall)
Jorgen: And that is why we dedicate to Timmy Turner this Chosen One Statue of him holding the real white wand that stopped the Darkness.
Crowd: Chosen One. Chosen One.
Timmy: Hmm, I'm not really sure that it captures my heroic essence.
Cosmo: Yeah, the glutes on this baby are way too tight.
Duke: I don't get it.
Wanda: Come on, Gluteus maximus, it's time to hit the talk show circuit.
Timmy: What? And leave thousands of screaming fans who love the Cho--
(At a studio)
Bill: We are back with everyone's favorite soft-gluted superhero, The Chosen One. Tell us, big "C," are you scared the darkness or some who control it might come back and try to.. Oh, I don't know, Destroy you?
Timmy: Well, Bill, if the Darkness does come back, it better come hungry.
Bill: Why is that?
Timmy: Cause I plan on serving it up some filet of fist.
Wanda: Where did he get the flaming fists?
Cosmo: Oh, he wished those up when you were in the can.
Timmy: That's why the Darkness and Villains is never coming back. Nuh-uh. Oh, no, he didn't. Ooh, Ooh.
All: Ooh, Ooh. Ooh, Ooh. Ooh, Ooh.
"Evil Sunset's: Plan B"
(On Plant Yugopotamia)
King Gripullon Chang: Huh, huh, Huh. Another glorious Yugopotamian Day. (Sniff) The Garbage is in bloom, The swamp monsters are singing.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: And the sky is full of giant Fireballs heading right for us.
King Gripullon Chang: It's just like the night we first-- GIANT FIREBALLS!
(Fireballs come attack the plant)
King Gripullon Chang: We're under attack!
(Those fireballs is fill with Eliminators)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Are you sure you know how to operate the Royal Escape pods?
King Gripullon Chang: Of Course. I'm the king. Watch.
(He get rid the first one)
King Gripullon Chang: Um, one of us probably should have been on that.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Oh, give me that remote before you...
(Than she get rid the second one, too)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: (Chuckles) My bad.
King Gripullon Chang: Only the prince's Pod is left. But Mark is on Earth spending his days hating his home plant and chilling with the Universe's Great space warrior... Timmy Turner.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Isn't that Mark right there?
Mark: Yo, rental units. Sup?Okay, I came home for a new fake-I-fier, as my old one's on the fritz-o and it only converts me into Lady's footwear.
(He turn into Lady footwear)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Ooh. Nice pump.
(Than King put him last escape pode)
King Gripullon Chang: Quick, got to Earth, my son, and carry on the legacy of our beloved planet. Though you will be superior to Earthlings, do not se yourself above...
(It take off from the Queen)
King Gripullon Chang: I wasn't finished.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: But think we are!
King Gripullon Chang: Now, then, let me protect you, my sweet.
(He let Queen protect him, instead, than Eliminators suck them up, Evil Sunset Shimmer and Head Eliminator comes in)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: This time, my plan will be full prove!
Head Eliminator: This is a great idea, boss. He will not escape us this time, because he and his pals will come right to us.
(The Darkness suck the hold planet and back to Mark)
Mark: [Flying away from Yugopotamia] "Can like anybody save ussssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????"
(Back on Earth)
Male Announcer: He was just a normal, gorgeous Earth boy with tight glutes who saved Fairy World with his fist of fury. Shimmer Fairybunker is Timmy Turner in the Chosen One: Ninja.
(But that's all a movie)
Cosmo: Cool! Fairy World adopted Timmy's Life story for the big screen.
Wanda: But when did you become a ninja?
Timmy: Well, I might have tweaked the script a little.
Piglet: Pooh, what are you doing?
Pooh: According to play, we're thanking "The Chosen One" to stop Bowser's Plan to take over the universe so, we're cleaning up the place. We're helping.
Tigger: I hope the Chosen One is ready for stop Evil Sunset's Plan to get back at us and stop the Darkness again?
Eeyore: I'm not so sure.
Otis: Maybe not.
Abby: She'll might show up soon or later.
Piglet: Well, guys, that way won't be so bad?
Rabbit: Sure, as long The Chosen One is here.
Piglet: Ah, "The Chosen One."
Man: Hungry? How about... A filet of fist.
(Poof is influence the movie)
Wanda: Poof shouldn't be watching this. The Violence could negatively influence him.
Cosmo: Oh, relax, Wanda. That's just a myth.
(Than Poof plush Wanda and hit Cosmo)
Otis: That's gotta hurt.
Spike: You can say that again.
Timmy: (Talking to the phone) Yeah, this is The Chosen One, in The Chosen One Suite. Can I get for strawberry shakes, six double cheese pizzas, extra towels, and... Anyone else want something?
Pip: We would like a large pizza with anchovies, fries, waffles, jalapeno peppers on it. Did I forget anything?
Otis: Um, chocolate and hay?
Pooh: I want Honey, too, please.
Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?
Pooh: I'd practiced.
Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, Oh, bring the instrument us, please?
Cosmo: 9 Pounds of cocktail weenies.
Timmy: All of that and 9 pounds of Cocktail weenies.
(Than guy brinks everything up from Timmy's older)
Men: I love you, Chosen One. (Giggles)
Cosmo: "Don't touch my weenies! That could be a new catchphrase!"
Wanda: Timmy... Don't you think it's time to wrap up the Chosen one thing. And, oh, I don't know, get back to earth and school and be good ole regular Timmy Turner again?
Twilight: Yeah, maybe the Darkness is gone forever, Timmy.
Timmy: Yea... No.
(Than Poof attack Cosmo, than he throw up)
Wanda: That's it. No more action movies for Poof.
Timmy: Why would I go back home when I can do this... Yeah, this is the Chosen One. Can I have a giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to the Chosen One's Suite? And don't tell me what's in them. Surprise me.
(Than pile of Presents comes up, and Timmy found a present that doesn't like)
Timmy: Roller Skates? Well, I did say, "Surprise me."
Wanda: But I bet your parents are worried sick about you, aren't they Cosmo?
Wanda: And what's that, Cosmo? We should poof Timmy back home before he wishes us not to? Okay!
Otis: I don't know but let's try it.
Human Applejack: Good idea.
(Back on Earth at Timmy's Room)
Timmy: That was so uncool.
Cosmo: Weenies. Weenies! Wherefore are thou, weenies?
(Than Poof hit Cosmo, again)
Mr. Turner: Oh, Timmy. Are you home?
Wanda: See? I told you your parents missed you and are worried sick.
Timmy: Okay, maybe you're right.
Mrs. Turner: Hey, sweetie. Your father and I just got back from our Amazing Ski Trip, and we were wondering...
Mr. Turner: Did we forget to bring you?
Timmy: Yeah, but it's okay. I'm the Chosen One.
Mrs. Turner: 'Cause now it's time to pack for our tropical Vacation.
Mr. Turner: And this time, we promise not to forget you.
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner let the room)
Wanda: Ooh, a vacation with your parents, a perfect opportunity to reconnect with your parents and earth.
Otis: Great we're going on a vacation!
Pooh: This will be fun.
Twilight: You said it, Pooh.
Timmy: Three, two, one...
(Than They left Timmy, again)
Cosmo: Timmy was right, you were wrong, and I want my weenies back.
Timmy: And I want All the other stuff.
Cosmo: Must... Eliminate... Weenie.
(Poof hit Cosmo, again)
Timmy: And now it's time to get back to Fairy World. I'm an action hero, Wanda. If there's a cry for help, The Chosen One must heed that call.
Donald: But, The Villains and Darkness hasn't coming back, Timmy.
Wanda: Yeah, and nobody is crying for help.
???: Timmy Turner, like, HELP!
Human Rarity: What was that?
Mickey: It must be Mark! He needs help!
(All went outside)
Mark: Timmy Turner. Hi. My planet was, like, attacked by metal robot dudes and eaten by a big swirly thing of gas. Control by some crazy clone.
Otis: Crazy Clone, you mean a Clone looks like Sunset Shimmer in a evil way?
Pig: Hmm, yep.
Otis: UH, NO!
Timmy: So The Darkness is back. Well, I hope it wants a big filet of... THE DARKNESS IS BACK!!!!!!!! AAAAAH!!!
(Than he hiding a tree)
Wanda: Spoken like a true action hero.
Mark: But you are like, The Chosen One, and you must help me fight.
Timmy: (Laughs) Yeah. See, technically, I'm not The Chosen One. Although they call me the Chosen One, It's actually incorrect, and how did you know I was The Chosen One? I never told you, And you're holding me kind of tight.
Eliminator: Because I must... Eliminator Timmy Turner.
Pooh and friends: (Gasp)
Cosmo and Wanda: It's an Eliminator!
Timmy: I wish the Mark Eliminator was gone.
(But Eliminator toke their wands away and the real Mark's ship destroy the Eliminator)
Mark: Yo, Earth Buds. Sup?
Timmy: The Darkness is back.
Pooh: And that means Team of E.V.I.L. is back, too.
Piglet: Oh, dear.
Tigger: Uh, oh.
"How to Find the Second Wand"
Cosmo: Uh, it's another Mark Eliminator.
(Poof thorw at Mark with his diaper)
Mark: Whoa, Diaper delight.
Timmy: No vortex mouth, eats dirty diapers, it's the real Mark!
Mark: Timmy Turner! Oh, greatest warrior in the universe, you must help me defeat the metal warriors and swirly evil, some crazy clone that has destroyed my entire plan-et.
Wanda: And they stole your fake-i-fires.
Mark: A new fake-i-fier! With wi-fi!
(then Justin Jake Ashton)
Mark: Cool, I'm Justin Jake Ashton! Earth teen dream with three first names.
Timmy: So that's how the Eliminator was able to disguise himself as Mark.
Wanda: But why would the Darkness destroy Yugopotamia and not the rest of the universe?
Cosmo: Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe, just Timmy. I mean if I tried to eat the universe and a squishy butted boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out before I tried again. Right?
Wanda: (stunned) Did Cosmo just figure this whole thing out?
Rabbit: Yep. He did.
Otis: How did he know?
Fluttershy: I have no idea.
Cosmo: Got that right. Corn dog what?
Timmy: This looks like a job for the chosen one!
Mark: Yes! I knew you'd like help me Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Not me. Turbo Thunder. There's no way I'm fighting the Darkness again.
Cosmo: Is that your new action phrase 'cuz it's kinda long.
Spike: How long.
Cosmo: Very long.
Pooh and his friends: Ohhhh.
Timmy: We just find Turbo Thunder; he fires his "thunder-bolts" at the Darkness, than we had big final battle with the Villains, They go bye-bye, and I live happily ever after in Dimmsdale and marry Trixie Tang. Hi, Trixie!
Trixie: Help! Police! (Screams)
(Then she runs away)
Timmy: She digs me.
Otis: No she doesn't.
Twilight: Just forget about it.
Timmy: Now first up, find Turbo Thunder.
(At Fairy World)
Turbo Thunder: The Darkness is coming back!
(A fairy passes by and drops a quarter in a cup next to him)
Turbo Thunder: Thanks. And you'll all be sorry you rejected the true Chosen One, Turbo Thunder!
(Jorgen arrives up)
Jorgen: I'm only sorry I didn't ban you from Fairy World sooner.
Turbo thunder: What?! I'm Turbo Thunder. You can't ban me from --
(He's gone. Timmy and his gang arrive)
Jorgen: Hey, you just missed me banning Turbo Blunder from Fairyworld.
All: Oh, no, you didn't.
Timmy: Where is he?
Jorgen: Who knows? Who cares? He kept ranting "the Darkness was coming back!" (laughs)
Timmy, Wanda & Cosmo: The Darkness is coming back.
Jorgen: (Laughs) Oh.
(At Cave of Destiny) Push in to: The dark cave in the mountains above Fairyworld.
Jorgen: What are you saying, that I missed a hidden part of the cave prophecy? Turner I have the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a puma and the wisdom of a great horned owl.
(Timmy brushes his hand over the cave wall and reveals the start of ANOTHER SERIES OF DRAWINGS. It says)
Timmy:" Part two. How to find the second wand?"
Twilight: Why we didn't se that coming?
Human Rainbow Dash: So where is it?
Mickey: Our maybe somewhere else.
Pooh: What do you mean "somewhere else?
Pip: He means that the second wand must be in a different planet.
Jorgen: Ok, maybe it's the eyes of a mole and the wisdom of a clothes hamper, but I still have the strength of a lion.
Spike: Shut up, Jorgen.
Timmy: There's a second wand?
Cosmo: (Laughs) Check it out. This Cave picture looks like The Eliminators taking over Fairy World. (Laughs)
Duke: That is a picture of the Eliminators invading Fairy Word, stupid!
Human Rarity: You're about dumb as a corndog boy.
Cosmo: Corndog what?
(Cupid and Juandissimo dine in an outside cafe. Cupid cuts into a large heart shaped chocolate on a plate. It's unusually busy on the street full of fairies)
Cupid: Uhg. This is solid. I said I wanted the caramel filled chocolate heart.
Juandissimo: Why don't you have a salad for once. Caramel makes you irritable.
Cupid: No, what makes me irritable is how busy it is in downtown today. What's with all the fairies?
(Suddenly click! 3/4's of the fairies turn into Eliminators)
Juandissimo: Those aren't Fairies. They are Eliminators!
(The Eliminators vortex mouths open and start sucking)
(back at Cave of destiny)
Jorgen: I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force. Like a thousand fairies cried out in agony.
Freddy: You're kidding right?
Rabbit: No, he's not.
Piglet: What shall we do now, Jorgen?
Jorgen: We must quickly decipher part two of the prophecy, find the wand and stop the Darkness and Villains - again.
Mark: Uh, it says, "The second wand lies on the dark side of the Blue Moon."
Timmy: It's written in Yugopotamian?
Mark: Shya! Which is kinda freakin' me out.
Jorgen: You're freaked? I think my mole vision saw those stalagmites move.
(Than Head Eliminator, Eliminator 1# and 2# and The Villains comes in)
Hades: Hello, someone bring the hear, baby!
Dr. Facilier: We're back! For Plan B!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Hey! The Head Eliminator and I do the talking around here!
Iago: Shesh, no wonder we hate that stupid clone.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Excuse me!
(They suck wands out of Cosmo, Jorgen, Poof and Wanda's hand)
Jorgen: Ahh! Our wands!
(Then Head Eliminator shoots a net from its hand blasters. Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Raity, Twilight, Spike, Pip, Pig, Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Mickey, Donald and Goofy are trapped)
Mark: Ahhhh! Hold me Turner!
Pooh: Wait why you didn't trap us?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh we're just gonna destroy you instead.
Head Eliminator: You have no power now, Chosen One. And we will finally eliminate you and yellow stuff bear.
(arm transforms into a massive arm blaster)
Timmy, Mark, Pooh, Tigger, Human RD and Otis: Ahhhhhh!!!
(Than a Portal just comes in and suck Timmy and the others in)
Eliminator #1: We didn't see that escape portal earlier.
Eliminator #2: And I have the eyes of a puma.
Peck: What shall we do, now!?
Pig: We're doomed!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Got that right you are!
Jafar: Prepare to meet your doom!
Head Eliminator: Put these with the others then find and Eliminate Timmy Turner and that stuffed bear.
Dr. Facilier: Okay.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: But let's not destroy the rest of Pooh's friends, let's just, Pooh the only one is need to destroy.
Wanda: What does she mean by "others"?
(At Abracatraz Maxiumum Security Prison)
Cupid: You cannot keep all of Fairy World locked up, and love always conquers over Darkness.
Jaundissimo: And my sexiness can never be contained. See?
(Pan to the next cell as Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Raity, Twilight, Spike, Pip, Pig, Peck, Freddy, Abby, Duke, Mickey, Donald and Goofy are thrown in)
Wanda: What are we going to do? We're locked in Abracatraz, Fairy World's maximum security prison, and who knows what happened to Timmy and Pooh.
(Back at Timmy's room, again)
"There's not luck to help us"
Mark: Cool, we're wall vomit. Now, what's going on!?
Timmy: The Darkness is trying to destroy me, so I have to find the second wand to destroy the Darkness first, and stop The Villains to take over the universe, too. And oh yeah, you're our new sidekick.
Mark: Yeaaaahhhh - no. It's the Chosen five, not the Chosen six. So, you go out and battle the sucky-bots and the "not-chosen-one," that's me, will stay here and nosh on these tiny tubes of spicy flesh.
Otis: May we remind you that you lost your entire PLANET to that thing.
Human Rainbow Dash: and you read the prophecy!
Timmy: Yeah! Now are you a man or a mouse?
(Mark turns his fakeifier and becomes a mouse)
Mark: Like, Squeak?
Timmy: Fine! We'll do it ourself! The Darkness and Evil Clone may have taken my fairies, and some Pooh's Friends, but I have the wisdom of a really smart animal and the speed of a - really fast animal. And I will not be fooled by their surprise attacks.
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: OH TIMMY!
Mr. Turner: We have a surprise for you.
Timmy: Surprise!? What's my surprise? Why I am surprise?!
Mrs. Turner: Here it is.
Eliminators: Eliminate TIMMY TURNER.
(Mom and Dad open their mouths)
Timmy: Dia, doh, der deeee....
(Mouse Mark dashes and skids into frame)
Mark: Back off nasty sucky-bots! Oh wait, hold that thought.
(He turn into kangaroo)
Mark: Better. Sucky-Bots say hello to the Changaroo!!!
(The Chang-aroo kicks the Eliminators)
Mark: Now say goodbye!
(Mark shoves Timmy Pooh the others in his pouch and hops away)
Timmy: Thanks for saving us, buddy.
Pooh: Yes, we owe you alot.
Tigger: Yeah, thanks.
Mark: Hey, it's what sidekicks do.
Otis: What shall we do.
Human Rainbow Dash: Now let's get out of here!
(Mark transforms back to normal)
Timmy: And I will not get fooled again or believe what anyone says.
(Trixie arrives in the front yard)
Trixie: Hi Timmy. I thought I would just stop over and make out with you.
Pooh: Wow. Trixie gonna give Timmy a kiss.
Human Rainbow Dash: That's not Trixie! Timmy stop! That's the Eliminator!
Otis: Timmy, don't! That's another Eliminator in disguise!
Tigger: Timmy! Stop!
Trixie: Don't listen to them, Timmy. Just pay attention to me.
(Timmy puckers up and heads for Trixie)
Trixie: Kiss me, you -
(Trixie's mouth opens and sucks Timmy into her vortex. Mark reaches in with a long tentacle and pulls him out)
Tigger: We told you so!
Timmy: Cut me some slack. I've wanted to kiss her since kindergarten.
Eliminators: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(Their arms transform into blasters)
Otis: Oh boy we're dead.
Human Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
Mark: Okay, wisdom of a smart-animal-boy, what do we do now?
(They start running)
Mark: Run!?! That's your great plan?
Timmy: I don't have the creativity of a really creative animal yet.
(Ahead in the street: CHESTER and AJ rise from a man-hole)
Chester: Timmy, Robotic aliens have taken over Dimmsdale.
A.J.: Jump in if you want to live.
Mark: Trust them. They live in a sewer.
(Timmy and Mark run and dive into the sewer. <WHOOSH!> The Eliminators zoom overhead)
Mark: Sewer dwellers, Thank you for getting us out of that mess and into this one.
Chester: And now we must...
Eliminator: Eliminate TIMMY TURNER.
Human Rainbow Dash: I can't believe the sewer dudes turned on us.
Otis: What now, Mark?
Mark: Lucky for you I have the extremities of a squid and the knowledge of a sanitation employee.
(Mark slaps Timmy on his back. His legs spin like propellers and <WHOOSH!> The water kick-back sends the Chester and AJ Eliminators backward and o.s. Mark take off through the sewers. Timmy rides him like a jet-ski)
(Timmy and Mark land. Pull wide to see they are back on Timmy's front yard surrounded by the Eliminators)
Otis: Oh crap, we're surrounded!
Tigger: It's a dead end! We're Trap! Trap like brackets!
(Timmy, Mark and the others dash inside the house)
Mark: Wait I have another plan!
Tigger: Please, you're not turn into a mouse, again?
(Mark turns into a mouse and runs into a hole)
Tigger: I'd to ask.
Timmy: What about us?
Mark: I don't think you'll fit in the hole.
(The wall of Timmy's bedroom rips away revealing the Five Eliminators ,Eliminators join hands and form a giant portal. The Head Eliminator stands in front)
Head Eliminator: Enter the Darkness Timmy Turner. You have no magic. You have no weapons and you have no options.
Timmy: Oh yeah, think again Eliminator.
(Timmy grabs a present)
Timmy: Please be a turbo weapon. Please be a turbo blaster.
(Timmy opens it. It's a <FUNK MUSIC PLAYING BOOM BOX)
Tigger: A boombox?
Timmy: Oh well - let's hope it really goes boom!
Timmy throws the boom box in the vortex. The vortex shorts out, and for a second we see the metallic Eliminators appear again then they reform the portal. Mark looks on.
Mark: Dude. I don't think it likes the funk.
Pooh: Are you sure that's gonna work?
Human Rainbow Dash: What are he's doing?
(Timmy picks up the roller skates)
Timmy: Then let's see if can rock and roller skate!?!
(Timmy throws the skates in and it becomes more unstable. LE sparks, shorts out, and its voice speeds up and slows down)
Head Eliminator: Stop Timmy Turn...elimina-Chosen....Eliminate...
(NEXT TO TIMMY: Mark fakeifies back to himself)
Timmy: Now let's see how he likes my weenies! Not the catch phrase I was going for, but whip the weenies!
Otis: Pay attention, you dumb stuffed bear. No affence.
Pooh: None taken.
(Mark and Timmy whip the weenies at the portal)
Lead Eliminator: Elimina---stop---weenie---Timmy---
(Suddenly <Kapow!> The Eliminators explode and pieces scatter everywhere to the ground in the front yard. Timmy looks down in shock. Then looks up)
Tigger: (Laughs) Now that's well I called, pay back.
Human Rainbow Dash: Ha! Take that Eliminators! Because we beated you!
Timmy: You see that Darkness? Now I'm gonna go get the wand on the dark side of the Blue Moon and I'm coming after you!
Mark: And where is this blue moon?
Pooh: And, how we stop Evil Sunset and the Villains?
Timmy: I have no idea.
"Next stop: Blue Moon"
Timmy: Eliminators down; the Darkness to go. And although I have no idea how we crushed those dudes with roller skates and weenies, it's OFF TO YOUR SPACE SHIP TO GET THE SECOND WAND.
Mark: Sewer squid powers activate!
(Timmy hops on Mark's back and he dives into the sewer hole. Pan over to the bot-parts. The pieces roll together and reconnect. LEAD ELIMINATOR (LE) rises into frame. Suddenly a glow comes over him as he reboots, Roller skate wheels appear on his feet and a boom box morphs out of his chest)
Head Eliminator: Get Timmy- get Timmy Turner. Get Timmy Turner.
(THREE OTHER ELIMINATORS rise behind him)
Eliminators: Get Timmy Turner. (4x)
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
Mrs. Turner: Where are we again?
Mr. Turner: The last thing I remember is we were eating cocktail weenies on the beach and we got sucked into the face of a man who looked like me.
A.J.: I surmise we've been abducted by an alien super race that can shape-shift into any form they want.
Mr. Turner: Either that or that was a baaaaad batch of cocktail weenies we ate.
Eliminator 2#: The kid's right. We're aliens.
Trixie: Aliens, right. What are you going to show us next, fairies, Talking Barnyard Animals, Pony, Dragon and crazy teen-girls?
Mr. Turner: (laughs) Ah-ha! There's not a batch of weenies in the world bad enough to get me to believe that.
(A cell door opens and they are shoved in the same cell as JORGEN, COSMO, WANDA and POOF, who float in fairy form)
Mr Turner: Bad, baaaad weenies!
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner, Chester, A.J. and Trixie <FAINT> from fairy shock)
Cosmo: Awesome! A fainting party.
(Cosmo <FAINTS & THUD!> ON THE ELIMINATORS: outside the cell)
Peck: Yeah, let's add sleeping, too.
(Freddy and Peck fake sleeping)
Eliminator #1: I like the funny green dude.
Eliminator #2: And I like our new roller feet and the funk.
(Eliminator #1 and #2 roller boogie away)
Wanda: Uh, GET US OUT OF HERE!
Rabbit: And bring carrots if you please!
Piglet: Let me out!
Twilight: There's got to be a way out of here! LET US OUT!!!
Jorgen: Fear not guys, for if I know Timmy Turner. Right now he's fearlessly hurtling through the universe with the speed of a space cheetah on his way to obtaining the second wand and saving us all.
( At Dimmsdale Dump)
Timmy: WHERE'S YOUR SPACE SHIP?
Mark: What? Oh right. I left it on Yugopotamia, which is, of course, gonzo. But the good news is I have no idea where this Blue Moon is that we seek. Wait, bad news - I meant to say the bad news is I have no idea where the blue moon is.
Timmy: Okay, so we have no ship. We have no idea where the Blue Moon is, and there's no one to help us because the Darkness has captured all my friends and loved ones!
Mark: Uh, like, is there anyone who hates you that can help us?
Pooh: Yes. All we had Dark Laser, Vicky and Mr. Crocker.
(At Crocker cave)
Mr. Crocker: Yes! After 32 years of searching, 13 nervous breakdowns and 4000 cocktail weenies, today is the day my atomic magic seeking magno-scope will finally locate the legendary Fairyworld.
Computer voice: Fairyworld not detected.
Mr. Crocker: Curses!
(Crocker turns and sees Timmy, Mark, Pooh, Tigger, Human RD and Otis standing there)
Mr. Crocker: Gah! I didn't steal anything - I mean Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mark uses his tentacles to force open Crocker's mouth)
Mark: Bad news, he's not a black-hole sucky dude. I mean good news!
Pooh: Oh good.
Otis: *phew* What a relief.
Tigger: Yeah, I thought he might suck us up.
Mr. Crocker: What's going on?! How did you smuggle this squid past mother?
Timmy: Long story short - I'm being hunted by a big black hole in space and I need you to help me find a mystical and magical Dark Blue Moon.
Mr. Crocker: Tell me you have fairies, and we have a deal.
Timmy: I have fairies.
Mr. Crocker: No use in denying it and - oh. Man, that was anti-climactic. But I am a man of my word. On my many failed attempts to find the Fairy World, I did find this Blue Moon in the Vegon system. It gives off a large magic reading but I detected no life on the planet.
Timmy: The Star Crater! That's it! I need to get to that moon - fast.
Mr. Crocker: Behold the Crocker Rocket!
(A MISSILE SILO opens in the middle of the Crocker Cave and a space-rocket rises from the ground)
Mark: Dude aren't you a teacher?
Tigger: How do you afford this stuff?
Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, where you get that kind of money?
Mr. Crocker: Remember the funds that went missing for the new school science wing?
Mr. Crocker: You're looking at them.
Timmy: And this will get us to the Blue Moon of Vegon?
Mr. Crocker: Does this answer your question?!
(Crocker hits a REMOTE CONTROL and <THE ROCKET TAKES OFF)
Mr. Crocker: We probably should have been on that.
Otis: You think?
Mark: Ahhhh! What are we gonna do now?! I need to save my planet and I can't pull a space ship out of my pants!
Timmy: Calm down. We know where the second wand is and I can get us a space ship.
Human Rainbow Dash: But how?
Timmy: All I need is a high speed internet connection, a laptop and a whoopee cushion.
(Mark pulls THESE ITEMS (see above) out of his pants)
Mark: What? I said I couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants.
(At THE Death ball)
(Establishing. <LAUGHTER> can be heard coming from within, DARK TROOPERS watch a MONITOR and <LAUGH!> DARK LASER enters)
Dark Laser: What's so funny?
trooper #1: Eh-hem, um, you wouldn't find it funny, sir.
Dark Laser: What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser! I've got a great sense of humor and...LEAPING LIGHT YEARS!
(ON THE SCREEN: we see a "TOO YUBE" video of a stop motion cut out of Dark Laser. He moves, dances and <FARTS!)
Dark Laser (on tv): I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger. I'm Fart Blazer.
Dark Laser: Who posted these lies?
(ON THE SCREEN at the bottom it reads: posted by TIMMY TURNER)
Dark Laser: Turner.
(Back on Earth)
(WHAM!> Dark Laser's Death Pod lands on the lawn. DL jumps out with his LIGHT STICK ablaze)
Dark Laser: Timmy Turner, this time you've gone too far! I told you about my irritable bowel in confidence.
(KIDS ride by on BIKES)
bike teen: It's "Fart Blazer" from Too Yube!
(The kids <LAUGH!> DL holds up his hand and uses the force to <CRASH> their bikes. Timmy shoves DL back into the pod)
Timmy: Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it on the way to the Vegon system.
Dark Laser: We are not done with this conversation.
Mark: But Timmy Turner, do you think this Timmy-hating army is large enough to take on the Darkness?!
Tigger: And Evil Sunset Shimmer and the Villains.
Otis: Yeah, it can't be done!
Timmy: No. We're missing one secret violent ingredient.
(Timmy holds up a CASH REGISTER and rings it up. <KACHING!> Vicky arrives like a panting and salivating dog)
Vicky: Money! Money-money. Money-MONEY!
Timmy: Get the cash machine, Vicky! Get it! Get it, girl!
(Timmy throws it in the Death Pod. Vicky chases after it)
Mark: The bodaciously evil Vicky. Nice.
(They toke off)
Vicky: What's going on? There's no money in this and why are we in an evil space pod?
Timmy: Alien Robots have kidnapped my friends and family, and an evil wall of Darkness will devour the universe unless my enemies, that's you guys, help me get a mystical second wand to stop it.
Vicky: Why should we help you?
Timmy: I'll give you $20 bucks. You can see my fairies. And you can destroy me when this is over.
Mr. Crocker, Vicky and Dark Laser: DEAL!
Dark laser: I'll set the co-ordinates for the Vegon system. (mumbles) Yes I'm going to destroy the Darkness then destroy Timmy Turner hub-blub-blub.
Timmy: Blast off!
"The Escape Plan"
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
Mr. Turner: Soooo...Timmy has magical fairy god parents and that's your magic baby?
Mrs. Turner: And you grant Timmy's every wish?
Wanda: Not every wish. There are rules.
Mrs. Turner: Could he have wished me a clean house whenever he saw I was tired and weary from domestic overload?
Wanda: Oh, sure! That's an easy one!
Chester: Could he have wished me up a big house when my trailer got destroyed by that twister?
Cosmo: Heck, he could have just wished away the twister.
Wanda: That and a thick head of hair for AJ, but he just chose not to.
Mr. Turner: Well I choose to GET TIMMY!
(They all run, <CRASH> into the bars and fall to the floor)
Mickey: Ah, Calm down, everyone, there's no way to fix that easy.
Wanda: Yeah! Now you may all think that Timmy is selfish...
Cosmo: Which he is....
Wanda: But what you don't know is that he's risked his life to save all of you and now he's out there trying to save you from the Darkness.
Mr. Turner: Wow. Soooo, could Timmy have wished away my man-boobs?
Jorgen: Yes! And I'm trying to break out of this Jail here.
(He turns back to the bars to see Eliminators #1 and #2 standing there)
Jorgen: I mean - I'm hungry. GAH!
(The door swings open sending Jorgen flying back into the cell. The Eliminators put down a PLATE OF CHICKEN FINGERS)
Mr. Turner: Oh no thanks. Chicken Fingers go right to my man boobs.
Eliminator #2: And do not try escaping. You are not smart enough to out think us.
(They turn to exit, but POOF's stuck to Eliminator #2's back! The door shuts. Poof smiles and waves)
Cosmo: Look! Poof busted out!
Peck: Hooray for Poof!
Eeyore: Yeah, yah.
(OUTSIDE THE JAIL CELL: Poof peels himself off the back of Eliminator #2 as they leave. Poof <LANDS> and looks around. He pulls out a RED SCARF and EYELINER. ON: Mom)
Mrs. Turner: Hey, he took my scarf.
Mr. Turner: And he took my eyeliner! Er, I mean, it's 2:30...
(Poof whips the red scarf around himself, <SPINS and LANDS> with dark mysterious eyes ready for battle. He looks like)
Wanda: I knew he shouldn't have watched that movie.
Human Rairty: Now Poof thinks he's the Red Ninja.
(Poof <FLIES> at Eliminator #2 and <KICKS> him against the wall <CRASH!> Eliminator #1 rushes Poof, but Poof <SPINS> up into the air to avoid him)
(Poof <SWINGS HIGH, JUMPS> out of the chair and <LANDS> on a LEVER which lowers. The cell opens and everybody runs out)
(Wanda rushes over and hugs Poof)
Jorgen: And now we must join forces with the Chosen One and stop the Darkness once and for all!
Wanda: We don't have wands.
Jorgen: Darn it!
Piglet: Now what?
Goofy: I've got an idea!
Human Fluttershy: What's that?
"It's a Trap!"
(Back at Death Pod)
Mark: Oh I'm sooo tired from this long space travel and...
Vicky: Don't even think about it.
Tigger: He got the hots for Vicky.
Human Rainbow Dash: Yep.
Otis: Oh brother.
Human Rainbow Dash: Actually.
Timmy: And I'm hungry from this long space travel. Are there snacks on this flight?
Dark Laser: I serve death, not snacks. But there's a great cantina coming up on Frigidarium.
Mr. Crocker: Frigidarium? That's the coldest non- magical sector in the galaxy. And we don't have heat regulating dark suits like you.
(Dark Laser opens a CLOSET, it's full of SUPPLIES. He pulls out some WHITE BLANKETS, a <BLEEPING> GARBAGE CAN WITH WHEELS, RED FUZZY EAR MUFFS and a FUR COAT)
Dark Laser: Hang on. I've got blankets, a thermal refuse barrel, some ear muffs and my ex-wife's fur coat.
Mr. Crocker: I call the fur coat!
( at FrigidariUm)
(The planet looks like a giant snowman. The Death Pod enters frame and heads toward it)
(The door swings open and Timmy and his gang enter the cantina full of FREAKY SPACE ALIENS (they look exactly like the cast from Star Wars). Timmy with a white blanket wrapped around him looks like Luke. Vicky with ear muffs and blanket looks like Leia. Crocker's fur coat looks like Chewbacca. DL is Darth Vader. Mark's stuffed in a <BLEEPING> wheeled barrel. Everyone in the cantina turns to look and the music stops)
Mr. Crocker: RAAAAAARRERRR. (beat) And, my sinuses are acting up.
Timmy: This seems weirdly familiar.
Pooh: How come?
(They found a table)
Mark: Man, this thing won't shut up.
Vicky: Pass me the menu. Help me, twerp, you're my only hope.
Mr. Crocker: RRRAAAEEERR. I think I'm allergic to this coat. RRRAAAE-EEREERR.
(A SPACEY WAITER arrives at the table)
Vicky: What are your specials today?
Waiter: We have a lovely Chosen One soup.
Timmy: Oooh, what's in it?
(Suddenly, the waiter transforms into the Head Eliminator)
Head Eliminator: You...........
(All the aliens in the cantina transform into Eliminators)
Timmy: It's a trap!
Eliminators: Get the Chosen One!
(Arm cannons are drawn! They fire! <BLAST! BLAST!)
(BOINK. BOINK. BOINK.> They are hit with - weenies)
Timmy: Weenies? They blasted us with weenies?
Otis: Oh no.
Human Rainbow Dash: Really?!
Dark Laser: Catch!
(Dark laser tosses Timmy and Mark LIGHT STICKS. Crocker pulls out a fairy freezer and fires it up)
Vicky: Hey, what do I use for a weapon?
(Dark Laser hands her TWO FORKS)
Dark Laser: Here, use the forks.
(WHOOSH! Timmy and Mark light their light sticks. They are all in a pose and ready for battle or at least a movie poster)
Timmy: Okay, now I know I've seen this somewhere before.
(Shot of TIMMY and HIS REBEL ARMY ready for battle. Shot of LEAD ELIMINATOR with 10 behind him ready to attack)
Timmy: SPLIT UP!
Human Rainbow Dash: Way ahead of you!
Tigger: Make a break for it!
(They all leap in different directions. The Eliminators fire more WEENIES. Timmy ducks, dodges and jumps behind a TABLE. Crocker pops up from the table holding a fairy freezer)
Mr. Crocker: I think it's time you all "chill out" with my fairy freezer!
(He aims, but LE opens his vortex mouth and sucks the freezer out of Crocker's hand. LE swallows it, then glows, re-boots and then his hand suddenly transforms into a fairy freezer)
Mr. Crocker: Did I say my Fairy Freezer? I meant your Fairy Freezer, which looks fabulous on you and - GAH!
(BLAST!> Crocker is frozen in carbonite. Suddenly <whack!> The Lead Eliminator's arm freezer is cut off. Dark Laser lands next to frozen Crocker wielding his light stick)
Dark Laser: Ha! You are no match for the powers of my light stick.
(SUCK!> DL's light stick is sucked into the mouth of Lead Eliminator. <VROOM!> LE forms a light stick on his hand)
Dark Laser: I mean your light stick, which also looks fabulous on you.
(PZZZAP!> LE holds up his broken fist and CLICK! The Freezer arm re-attaches. PZZAP. He freezes DL. Vicky lands on top of the frozen DL and Crocker and fans out two handfuls of forks)
Vicky: May the forks be with...Gah!
(Vicky is frozen. Three Eliminators arrives and <SUCK> the frozen army into their vortex mouths. <ZHOOOMP)
Otis: We'll be safe as long as they doesn't have explo--
(LE snap-turns to see Timmy in the middle of the Cantina)
Head Eliminator: Get the Chosen One.
Timmy: Exactly. "Get the Chosen One." But the Chosen One is not here. I'm "Timmy Turner", you want "Turbo Thunder." Me Timmy, not Turbo. So whaddya say we shake hands and call this thing a big mix up and we'll go back to Earth and forget the whole thing, okay? Okay.
(Timmy shakes the Lead Eliminator's hand. Suddenly LE begins to shake and spark. CLOSE ON: the hand's shaking)
Head Eliminator: Get the Chosen - get - does not compute. Warm. Does not compu...
(LE shorts out then sends an electrical pulse that shuts down all the Eliminators. They all collapse, fall to the ground and spark sporadically. Happy Mark pops up)
Mark: Dude! You did have a plan. You used your Chosen One death grip!
Timmy: All I did was shake his hand and be nice.
Mark: And that works too.
The door bursts open. Timmy exits with Mark, Pooh, Tigger, Otis and Human RD.
Timmy: Yes! I am the Chosen One!
Pooh: Um, Timmy. I see we have some small problems.
(Vroom!> The Darkness appears in the sky and it's close)
Mark: Dude! What the heck does that thing want!?
A <WHISPY SPACEY NOISE> comes out of the Darkness.
Darkness: Timmy.... Turner.....
(Timmy jumps into Mark's arms)
Timmy: Any last words ol' buddy?
Mark: Actually, just one comes to mind-
Pooh: And what's that?
(Whoosh! A PINK STREAK zooms in and takes Timmy and Mark away, Timmy and Mark plop down on a barren pink landscape)
(THE MYSTERIOUS BOOTS enter frame. Timmy's eyes go wide)
Timmy: It's you.
"Still not Escape"
(ALARMS GO OFF!> Eliminators run through the hall. They stop in front of a GUARD ELIMINATOR (#7))
Eliminator #8: The fairy prisoners have escaped. We were sent to guard the magic sticks in case they go after them.
ELIMiNATOR #7: The magic sticks are stored in the vault on sector 3. Those fairy idiots will never find them.
ELIMiNATOR #8: You said it-
*POW!> Eliminator #8 knocks Eliminator #7 over the head, then turns a fake-i-fier on his hip <PZZAP!> It's Jorgen! The others unfake-ify, revealing the fairies and humans)
Jorgen: Now... To Sector 3!
Mr. Turner: Wait! Could Timmy have wished Dinkelberg into a poop sandwich?
Jorgen: A triple decker! Now let's go!
(They all dash out of frame)
Jorgen: Gah. Even with the strength of a medium sized cat I can't open it.
Human Fluttershy: Oh my.
Rabbit: What?! How are we gonna open it!
Twilight: Maybe my magic can open the door.
Pig: That won't help.
Goofy: Cause the Eliminators made this Equestrian magic proof.
Cosmo: Stand back, For I have the speed of a running shoe and the wisdom of a throw pillow, and a baby who knows martial arts. Chomp it down, Poof!
(holds up Poof)
(Chop it down Poof)
(Poof looks determined and spins out of frame (like the Tazmanian Devil) and chops the vault door <SMASH!> It opens - spilling hundreds of wands into the hall)
Jorgen: Yes! We have our wands back! Now to poof to Timmy's side and help him defeat the Darkness and the Villains!
A.J.: But we don't know where he is.
Jorgen: Oh, darn it!
Human Applejack: What now?
(at Planet Thunder World)
Timmy: Turbo Thunder? You saved me?
(Turbo Thunder picks Timmy up and sets him down)
Turbo Thunder: Of course I saved you. I'm Turbo Thunder. I save everything from the Darkness and I know all! So... Where's that second wand?
Mark: Oh, now I get it. You saved us, so we'd tell you where the wand is?
Pooh: You know, Mark has a point.
Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, You can't just get some and make them do or tail something.
Turbo Thunder: Hey, that's still saving. And I would have gotten to the Cave of Destiny to find out for myself but I was a little bit busy.
Timmy: Busy doing what?
Turbo Thunder: Building Thunder world!
Tigger: (gasp) Well I be!
Pooh: Oh, my goodness!
(Pan a thunder wonderland (Las Vegas meets a kids theme park): Pink palm trees, purple streams and Two "T" shaped hotels)
Turbo Thunder: Where tourists will come and celebrate me and my victory over the Darkness!
(Back on TT: T-shaped Kiosks rise from the ground. They are full of Thunder dolls, T-shirts, toys and bobble heads)
Turbo Thunder: And spend a ton of cash on official Thunder-wear and souvenirs!
(He tosses a Bobble Head to Timmy and Mark)
Darkness: Timmy... Turner...
(Turbo grabs and picks Timmy up. He's clearly scared)
Turbo Thunder: Tell me where the second wand is so I can crush the Darkness, stop the Villains, become a big hero and have my grand opening.
The <WINDS KICK UP!> The Darkness is getting closer.
Timmy: If I tell you where the wand is, then you have to take me and my sidekicks with you.
Turbo Thunder: Yes of course, we will defeat the Darkness together as a team! Hurry! It's eating Thunder World!
(The Darkness begins sucking up the planet! The wind kicks up)
Timmy: The wand is on the dark side of the blue moon in the Vegon system! There's a star crater there and...
Turbo Thunder: Laters!
(TT drops Timmy and CLAPS TWICE. A THUNDER-JET rises up. Turbo Thunder jumps in)
Timmy: You said we'd do this together!
Turbo Thunder: Yeah, I turbo lied.
Human Rainbow Dash: You traitor!
Otis: Why, Turbo, Why?!?
(He left Timmy and the ofthers and go to Blue Moon)
"A Hero, that say us all!"
(At Planet Blue Moon)
(On a nearby rocky ridge: A 3ft high glowing wand sticks out (think parking meter size). TT runs to it)
Turbo Thunder: Now to pluck the wand from it's rocky sheath and it won't budge! (Turbo Thunder tries to pull the wand out. It won't budge)
(ON the JET: MARK drops from the bottom and lands on the ground. (He stuck himself to the ship!) He then spits out Timmy <BLARK!> They bicker in whisper mode)
Timmy: Don't ever do that again.
Mark: Oh, you mean save your life.
(Turbo continues to struggle with the wand)
Turbo Thunder: Out of the rock, ya stupid wand! Oooh, ooh, it's moving.
(Suddenly, the wand rises up from the ground held by a giant rock hand and a giant arm! TT falls off the hand)
Turbo Thunder: AHHHHHHH!
(The mountain continues to rise up from the ground to reveal a GIANT ROCK GUARDIAN. It's 60 feet tall! Timmy and Mark hide under the jet and watch)
Timmy: That's the protector of the wand.
Human RD: Let's go ask him.
Tigger: I don't think that's a good idea.
Human RD: Why?
Guardian: Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test.
Turbo Thunder: I don't have time for tests! So how's this? Perish rock warrior in the mighty spew of my thunder clap!
TT claps and forms a lightning ball over his head. The Guardian then pinches his finger and flicks Turbo Thunder (like a bug) over the horizon.
Turbo Thunder: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Otis: Oh.. That's gonna hurt.
Human RD: I see why.
Tigger: Told you so.
Mark: I don't think he's the Chosen One.
(The Guardian turns. He heard Mark)
Guardian: Who goes there?!
(The Guardian slaps the Thunder-Jet aside revealing a scared Timmy and Mark)
Guardian: Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test.
(Timmy gets up, pleads and walks toward the monster)
Timmy: Look. I don't want to fight you, But we need that wand to light the Darkness and save my friends and my sidekick's Planet. And stop this crazy clone from taking the hold Universe. Please. I need your help.
Guardian: The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked and always trusts before mistrusting. It is you.
(The Guardian makes a fist and smashes the ground next to Timmy. A SPARKLY CRYSTAL SCABBARD rises from the star crater)
Guardian: Here is your wand - Chosen One.
(The Guardian gets down on his knee to give Timmy the wand)
Timmy: Cool! I really am the Chosen One.
Timmy is about to grab it when suddenly <WHOOOSH!> The giant Guardian is sucked OS, but the wand falls to the ground. ABOVE THEM ALL: the swirling vortex of the DARKNESS floats in the sky. <WIND BLOWS!> - the Darkness sucked up the Guardian.
(ON: the wand. It's picked up by - the Head Eliminator.
Head ELIMINATOR: Looking for this?
Pooh: Oh no! It's the Eliminator!
Human RD: And Evil Sunset Shimmer!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You sure got that right!
Tigger: We're doomed!
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
(Frozen Crocker, DL and Vicky are rolled in by 3 Eliminators)
ELIMINATOR #4: Leave them here. They are of no threat to us.
(Eliminators turn and look in shock. POOF! They disappear, Reverse on: Jorgen, Cosmo, Wanda and the gang in formation)
Jorgen: But let's hope they are of help to us.
(BLAST!> Jorgen unfreezes Crocker, DL and Vicky)
Vicky/DArk Laser: Who-What-Where...?/Flipsie!
(Crocker looks around and sees)
Mr. Crocker: Fairies! Fairies! Fairies! Ha! Ha! Fairies....I see fairies...Fairies - floating fairies - (getting tired) Magical fairies,- seeing fairies...fairies many fairies... (calm) Heyyyyy.
Wanda: Where's Timmy and Pooh?
Dark Laser: If they got away, their on the Blue Moon in the Vegon System.
Twilight: I think so.
Piglet: What shall we do now?
Eeyore Sit around and do nothing.
Jorgen: What!? Do nothing?! We're not gonna be here and do nothing, when Timmy Turner's in danger!
Rabbit: He's right we got to think of a plan.
Mickey: Yeah. What plan?
Human Rarity: No clue.
Jorgen: There no time to lose! To the Blue Moon of Vegon!
(Jorgen heroically holds up the wand but pauses)
Jorgen: We're good this time, right? We have all the pieces we need?
Wanda: We're good.
Jorgen: I hope we are not too late.
(back to the planet Blue Moon)
Head Eliminator: No magic wand can stop us, Chosen One. We'll just keep coming in greater numbers than before.
(AN ARMY OF ELIMINATORS (100) land behind the Lead Eliminator)
Jafar: It's over Turner! We won, and you lost!
(The Darkness begins to swirl closer)
Head Eliminator: And it's time you finally met the Darkness.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And you're finished, bear! Give Up!
Pooh: Oh bother.
Dr. Facilier: Then, I'll take you soul and your friends' souls, too.
Hades: Hey! I do the soul taking around here, voodoo guy!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Shut up you guys!
(A DOZEN ELIMINATORS land behind Timmy. He's surrounded. They draw BLASTERS - but then - MAGIC WANDS stick out of them)
Eliminator #8: Think again-
(The 12 Eliminators morph into Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Dad, Mom, Chester, AJ, Trixie, Vicky, Crocker, Dark Laser and Jorgen)
Mr. Turner: Duck Timmy!
Mrs. Turner: But don't get your pants dirty!
(Timmy ducks. <BLAST!> Jorgen's army shoots a magical blast at LE's army and PZZZZAP! They are gone! The second wand falls)
Human Pinkie Pie: Hi, Timmy!
Otis: It's the guys!
Pooh We're saved!
Human RD: It's about time!
Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! With my Mom and dad? You saved me!
Mr. Turner: You bet we did. By the way--Dinkleberg, poop sandwich, Monday.
Human RD: He never stops does he?
Twilight: And we got out of Abraca-Traze.
Otis: Good to see you save and sound.
Pooh: It sure it.
Trixie: To think all this time there was a heroic and magical side of you I never knew.
Timmy: You want a pony right?
(Timmy snaps his fingers. Wanda poofs up a UNICORN under Trixie. The <WIND PICKS UP STRONGER!)
Chester: I don't mean to interrupt a greedy romantic moment, but there's a whirlpool of death Coming for us.
(He points to the Darkness getting closer)
(Timmy picks up the second wand from the ground, flings it into the air and catches it)
Timmy: Now stand back and say goodbye to the Darkness - FOREVER!
(Timmy shoves the wand into the crystal scabbard. Suddenly, the wand and scabbard glow - but nothing else happens. Beat)
Pig: Was that supposed to happen?
Jorgen: This isn't right. It should be shooting a magic laser that blasts back the Darkness or something. But it's not shooting the laser!
(The Darkness gets closer. The wind kicks up. Clinging to each other AJ, Chester, Trixie, Mom and Dad get sucked upward)
(Mark grabs them with his tentacles but he loses his grip and flies up, too. Jorgen grabs Mark. He drives his wand like a stake into the ground. He holds his wand with one hand and the human ladder with his other)
Jorgen: Turner, say the word and I will wish us all out of here.
Timmy: But no matter where I go the Darkness will follow me.
Mr. Turner: What does it want?
Darkness: Timmy... Turner....
Timmy: I think it wants - me.
(Timmy climbs up the human ladder of his friends. He walks up Jorgen, then Mark, Cosmo... Wanda who's holding on to Mom then Dad)
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy no!
Timmy: I've got to stop the Darkness before it takes you all.
Piglet: Pooh, don't leave us.
Pooh: I'm not leaving, I just flying!
(Then, Pooh gets suck up to the Darkness and not the ofters)
(Timmy gets to the top of the chain: it's Trixie)
Trixie: Timmy! (beat) How's my hair?
(Timmy gives Trixie a big trilogy kiss. Music swells huge)
Timmy: (up to the Darkness) You want me, Darkness! You got me. And don't worry Pooh, I'm coming! So long, Trixie.
(Timmy lets go and is pulled into the Darkness, too)
(ON THE DARKNESS: Timmy flies into the swirling vortex. <LIGHTNING CRACKS> inside the vortex, then it twists, spins and then - it warps away spitting the planet back out and it leaves everyone safe)
(Suddenly everything is quiet. The human chain falls. OOF)
Trixie: He...he saved us all.
Tigger: Here you go, Rab-rab.
Otis: That must be every sad.
Rabbit: Well of course, it's sad.
Vicky: I'll never call him a twerp again!
Mark: There, there Vicky, let me hold you and comfort you and make out...
(Mark puts him arm around Vicky. She elbows him in the gut)
Mark: I lack air.
Jorgen: The Chosen One saved us; now we must save him and Pooh.
(Jorgen waves his wand! POOF: an AWESOME SPACE SHIP appears)
Dark Laser: That's big.
Tigger: Are you sure you can fly it?
Jorgen: Does this answer your question?
(Jorgen poofs up a REMOTE CONTROL. He presses a button. The <SHIP TAKES OFF)
Mr. Turner: Eh, we probably should have been on that.
Jorgen: Darn it!!
"A Normal Day"
(Back to Timmy's Room)
(He wakes up with a <SNORT> and a jolt. HIS FAIRIES poof in)
Pooh: Oh, what's going on here?
Wanda: Look Cosmo, Timmy and Pooh are okay!
Cosmo: Let's celebrate!
(Poof! Cosmo wishes up a huge party. Big speakers <THUMP!> A DISCO BALL shines, a DJ spins, ABE LINCOLN dances (Britney Britney, Pink Elephants, etc.). Wanda covers Poof's ears)
(Wanda Poof away the party)
Cosmo: What? Too Bumping, Homies?
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! You're here! You're alive! I just had an awesome dream! I was on some blue moon with my friends, parents and you guys, and I kissed Trixie and me and Pooh jumped into the Darkness. And I kissed Trixie. Good dream.
Wanda: That wasn't a dream, Timmy. You did jump into the Darkness and defeated it once and for all.
Timmy: I defeated the Darkness? But I don't remember anything after kissing Trixie. I did kiss Trixie, didn't I?
Wanda: Big time. Then you and Pooh jumped into the Darkness and your Chosen One powers caused it to explode.
Pooh: Wait, what about Evil Sunset Shimmer and the Team of E.V.I.L.?
Wanda: Oh, you guys already had a big final battle.
Pooh: Oh, I don't remember of we hading a battle with the villains.
Wanda: Either way, you're a hero, Timmy! Jorgen erased everyone's memory, and the universe is back to normal.
Pooh: But we're my friends?
Wanda: Oh, they went to get you a big honey pot for you, Pooh.
Timmy: After this whole adventure all I want is a typical normal day. Where evil robots don't try and eliminate me when someone shouts TIMMY TURNER!
(Timmy jumps under the bed and peeks out. Nothing)
Wanda: Whatever makes you happy, Timmy, since, again, the darkness is gone forever.
(Timmy jumps out from under the bed)
Timmy: Okay, then I wish I had the most normal day ever.
(At the kicken)
(Timmy busts in the door)
Timmy: Now I'm looking forward to a nice normal breakfast.
(Mom turns from the stove - she looks horrifyingly tired)
Mrs. Turner: Ahhhle-larg-glog....
Timmy and Pooh: Ahhhh!
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, as SALT/PEPPER/NAPKIN HOLDERS, all react. Mom shuffles to the MICROWAVE)
Pooh: What happen to Mrs. Turner?
Cosmo: Well, that's what his Mom "normally" looks like in the morning.
Wanda: A long time ago, You instituted a daily maternal makeover wish so you mom would look beaitiful for you.
(Mom places a steaming pile of GOD KNOWS WHAT on the table)
Mrs. Turner: Slarbar, blobbin...
Wanda: Want some eggs and sausage, Sweetie? Just say the word.
Timmy: Nope. I can do this. I love my "normal" day.
(Timmy scoops up some of the bile and <EATS)
Mr. Turner: (o.S.) Oh Timmy! Morning, son.
Timmy: Let me guess. I had a standing man-up my dad wish too?
(Dad barges in. He waves TWO GOLDEN TICKETS in the air)
Mr. Turner: Guess what?! I just got two golden tickets for the Father/Son Crimson Chin convention today!
Mr. Turner: But you have school today, so your Mom and I are going to have a blast without you! Ooh, I'll need somebody to watch you two until the bus gets here.
(Vicky comes in)
Vicky: Morning ,Twerp!
Timmy: You've got to be kidding me.
(Vicky holds out TWO WOLVERINES and <LAUGHS)
(Timmy opens his locker. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are a book, a ruler and a purple baseball)
Wanda: Had enough "normal?"
Timmy: Nope. I'm loving it! 'Cuz nurturing two wolverines on my body and getting laughed at at school is still better than battling the Darkness.
(Timmy closes his locker and sees an angry FRANCIS)
Timmy: (nervous) Francis...hey.
Pooh: Oh, Bother!
(KAPOW! Timmy is punched o.s)
(AHHHH!> CRASH! Timmy hits a LOCKER next to TRIXIE)
Timmy: (flirty) Trixie, heeeeyy. You don't perchance remember a sweet lip lock with me on a Blue Moon in space, do you?
Trixie: Help! Police!
(She kick him into Mr. Crocker's classroom)
(WHAM! Timmy lands in a chair. It locks on his arms and ankles. CROCKER turns - is he a dentist with a drill? Close)
Mr. Crocker: Turner! I've completed my on-line tattoo diploma! Now I can give you F's that only laser surgery can remove! Ah-hahahaha!!!
(He fires up his INK DRILL)
(Timmy sits alone, with "F's" tattooed all over him, and wolverines still growling and attached. pull wide to see nobody is sitting next to him in. ON: Timmy's lunch - it poofs into Cosmo (jell-o), Poof (cookie) and Wanda (milk))
Cosmo: Look! I'm getting jiggly with it.
Wanda: Ready to lose this "normal" wish, sport, and have some Fun-F-F-Fun?
Timmy: You bet. I was wrong, way wrong. I wanna start this day over. I don't want the most normal day ever. I wish I had the best day ever!
Wanda and Cosmo: Now that's more like it!
Pooh: You said it.
"A Best Day Ever?"
(The day has start all over)
Timmy: Darkness...Francis...F-tats. Gah!
(Timmy and Pooh jumps out of bed and sees a WATER SLIDE in his room)
Timmy: Water slide! Cool.
Wanda: Welcome Timmy to your best day ever!
Cosmo: I don't think you'll ever want to leave it! L...l...leave it.
Pooh: Uh, are you guys okay?
Wanda: Oh, uh, we just have a bad case of happy hiccups, now that you're here.
Timmy: Well, in that case, whoo!
(The water slide ends in the kitchen flinging Timmy into the air and into his chair. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof up as hair dryers and blow Timmy dry)
Mrs. Turner: Good morning, best son ever!
(Mom leans in, places a plate of TIMMY SHAPED WAFFLES, EGGS, BACON, a MILK SHAKE and CUPCAKES in front of him)
Mrs. Turner: It's time for the best breakfast ever: Bacon, Timmy Cakes, and Cash.
(BOOM! Dad arrives holding TWO GOLDEN TICKETS)
Mr. Turner: Timmy! Guess what. We're not going to the manly-dressed Father/Son Crimson Chin convention.
Timmy: What? But this is supposed to be the best day ever.
Mr. Turner: I know. That's why we're bringing the convention here.
(Dad pulls out a REMOTE, presses it and the kitchen becomes a comic book convention with CHIN COMICS and GOODIES galore)
Guy: This is the best convention ever.
Timmy: And the best day ever!
(Timmy walks to school and smiles. KIDS love him)
Timmy: Hello, Francis.
(Francis winds up to punch but <WHAPING!> A SAFE falls from the sky <CRUSHING HIM!)
(Timmy opens his locker and Trixie pops out of it)
Trixie: Hi best boyfriend ever! I moved into your locker! I'll always be with you Timmy!
(She hugs Timmy. Timmy smiles. PUSH IN)
(Than, they had big wedding)
Trixie: And now this best day ever meets the best kiss ever.
Timmy: I think-- [mutters]
Pooh: Go ahead. Kiss her.
(Trixie puckers up. Timmy puckers up. They move in for a kiss and KABLAM! Just before their lips meet, three Eliminator warriors crash the party on HOVER CHOPPERS! Trixie is startled and they fall off the animal pyramid)
(AAAAHHHH-OOF!> Timmy hits the ground hard. ANIMALS run for cover. It's chaos. Timmy looks at his bird fairies)
Timmy: Uh, guys? I never wished for Eliminators!
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof normal)
Wanda: Good, 'cause we didn't Poof any out.
(The Eliminators pull out BLASTERS and aim)
EliMINATOR: Get the Chosen One.
(Timmy grabs two wolverines and Jedi flips in front of our dark intruders)
Cosmo: No, get them, Chosen One.
Timmy: Right. I'm the Chosen One, who is in the middle of his best day ever and already defeated the mighty Darkness twice and with Pooh's help, I'll do it again.
ELIMINATOR: Timmy Turner, you did not defeat the Darkness.
(Eliminator #1 takes off his HELMET to reveal IT'S JORGEN)
Jorgen: You're in the Darkness!
(The other two Eliminators take off their HELMETS. It's COSMO and WANDA!!! POOF pops up from behind Wanda. He's in a BACKPACK)
Cosmo and Wanda: Hi, Timmy!!!
Poof: Poof, Poof!
(THE CAMERA does a classic "Hitchcockian" PUSH IN/PULL OUT on Timmy's face. He turns and looks at the other Cosmo, Wanda and Poof. PZZAP! They short out a little)
(POW! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda blast the Cosmo, Wanda and Poof doves with a magic blast)
Jorgen: Turner! This is all an illusion to keep you distracted so you won't fulfill your Chosen One duties and destroy the Darkness forever! And stop Bowser's Plan once and for al!
Timmy: No. It's not true. I've been in Dimmsdale having the best day ever. And I was about to kiss Trixie!
(Suddenly the scene PZZAPS and begins to short out. Timmy looks and sees Trixie morph into THE HEAD ELIMINATOR (LE))
Timmy: Oh, I'm really glad I didn't kiss Trixie.
(Than The Villains comes in)
Jafar: Aha! We got you now.
Hades: That' right!
Iago: And we're bringing the big guns!
Maleficent: You thought this was over, didn't Turner? But it's isn't. Now, we shall rule all worl. AND YOU SHALL SURRENDER TO THE DARKNESS!!!
Timmy: Oh no!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh yes! This time we'll win, Timmy Turner and there's nothing you can do about it!
Head Eliminator: And we're glad the foolishness is over. So I can finally eliminate the Chosen One.
Dr. Facilier: And send Pooh to Bowser's Kingdom, when he belongs.
(Jorgen grabs Timmy and WHOOSH! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda zoom away. Francis and other kids transform into Eliminators. ON TIMMY AND JORGEN - speeding through the streets. The world around them suddenly flickers and the Dimmsdale background goes away and becomes A DARK RED PULSATING VORTEX)
Timmy: What's going on? Where are we?!
Wanda: When you and Pooh sacrificed yourself, you have been taken to the heart of the Darkness, and now we're getting you both out.
Cosmo: The portal is closing.
(Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda press buttons marked LIGHT SPEED and <PZZAP!> Their bikes zoom out of the tiniest of holes in the Darkness)
(Reverse angle on REAL SPACE: WHOOOSH! The fairy hover bikes zoom out. Fire streaks through the sky and into infinity. Beat. Our heroes are gone! Whoosh! The Darkness opens again and Lead Eliminator exits with his minions. LE stops as he sees the flickering trail of Timmy's escape)
Jafar: Where did they go?!
Iago: They've vanished.
Hades: Let's after them for Bowser's sake!
Darkness: (whispery) Must have Timmy Turner.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: I want that bear!
Head Eliminator: Why? So you can keep him close to your heart and expose your one weakness? And you're boss want to locked him away for no reason? The Chosen One, and that stuffed Bear are not to be played with. And if you or Bowser won't destroy those two, I will.
Darkness: Return to me now.
Jafar: Yeah, do as we say.
(The wind starts whipping. The Darkness tries to suck LE back)
Head Eliminator: I will not return! You all cannot make me!
(He forms mega blasters on his arms and blasts at the Darkness. The black hole <SCREECHES AND REACTS TO THE PAIN)
Darkness: But I can unmake you.
(Suddenly a PLASMA BLAST shoots out of the Darkness and kapow! The Lead Eliminator is blasted into A MILLION PIECES! They sparkle and float off into space. ON: Eliminator's #1 and #2)
Dr. Facilier: Timmy Turner and that bear are not to be Eliminated.
ElimINATOR #1: Right, totally clear on that.
EliMINATOR #2: Timmy turn-O, No Eliminate-O.
Darkness: Find Timmy Turner and Pooh and his friends and bring them to us.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: And we'll Eliminate them in Bowser Kingdom there.
Dr. Facilier: Yes. So we can take their souls.
Malecficent: Then Bower will rule the hole tire universe.
Iago: Yes, That'll be good.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Then I'll have Tino to myself. Just like Bowser said he'll do.
Jafar: Why are you upseved with Tino? Hades do you remember Tino Tonitini?
Hades: Remember?! Oh how can I forget Tino Tonitini! He was with Wonder boy with he ruined my plans!
Maleficent: Fear not, Hades. Tino Tonitini will pay for what he did to us. But first that stupid stuffed bear is our target!
(The Darkness opens up wider and dozens of Eliminators soar out from the it and scatter into space)
"Welcome back, Timmy"
(At Timmy's Room)
Timmy: I wish our faces were normal.
(POOF! Everyone is normal. Timmy remains surprisingly calm)
Pooh: So. We're never destroyed the Darkness; We're was inside it living a fantasy?
Timmy: And now that I'm out it's probably going to come back to get me.
Cosmo: I'd put money on that. (to Wanda) Can I borrow some money?
Timmy: And we're off to the Timmy cave, where my army is assembled and ready to battle the Darkness.
(Timmy pulls on the mailbox and they fall into a steep slide)
(at Timmy Cave)
(The rest of Timmy's pals are there manning the WAR ROOM: CHESTER, AJ, TRIXIE, DARK LASER, VICKY, MARK, MOM, DAD, Crocker and Pooh's friends)
all: Welcome back Timmy!
Twilight: Long time no see.
Otis: Pooh Bear! You're save!
Tigger: Pooh, old buddy!
Mickey: Glad you're save.
Goofy: Sure wish Sora was here to see you.
Donald: Me too.
Human Fluttershy: Good thing you're save Pooh.
Mrs. Turner: We're glad to see you're safe, Chosen Son!
(Mom hugs and holds Timmy)
Timmy: Mom, If you could gimme a second...
(Timmy gets out of the hug and goes to kiss Trixie, but Mark steps in - SMOOCH)
Mark: Nice man-smooch, but dude we have a lot of work to do - like you must help me get my planet back!
Jorgen: And help us free Fairyworld from the Eliminators
Human Rainbow Dash: And stop Bowser from take over the universe!
Jorgen: And oh, yeah, stop the Darkness!
Timmy: And that's what we're gonna do. Together. AJ, status report.
A.J.: No sign of the Darkness in our galaxy yet. Just a harmless meteor shower.
(LE is the meteor shower and the flaming meteor parts land in the water. They FIZZLE and release steam. The water bubbles and bubbles, and then LE rises from the water. He cracks his neck. <MUSIC SWELLS> as he walks toward camera)
(At Fairy World)
Juandissimo: Boy, this song is really depressing!
Cupid: And what happens if we stop pushing this giant wooden wheel, anyway?
(The music is stop)
Eliminator #4: We've checked all of Fairy World. Timmy Turner is not here.
Eliminator #3: But if he is on Earth, our best team will surely find him.
(Eliminator #1 is on screem)
Eliminator #1: Still no sign of Timmy Turner on Earth, but we will continue our exhaustive search.
Two scanners lie discarded in the sand. PAN TO: Eliminator #1 and #2 sunning themselves under a palm tree sipping DRINKS.
Eliminator #1: How's the exhaustive search coming?
Eliminator #2: Well, he's not in this fruity umbrella drink.
Eliminator #1: We should search for him in more of these fruity umbrella drinks. We need more fruity umbrella drinks.
Woman: Coming right up.
(Back at The Timmy Cave)
(Timmy marches through the war room like a leader)
Timmy: Otis, will you do the honors?
Otis: Yes, Timmy! (He blow the wishle) Ten-Hut! Look alive, people. Freddy, stop drooling. Duke, spit out that ball. Peck, Get that wattle up. Abby, shine those udders. All of you, just stay still. Pig, suck in that gut.
Pig: Okay. Which one?
Otis: Good Point. Never mind. Timmy, all yours.
Timmy: Thanks! Okay, Troops these are bleak times, and The Darkness and The Villains are still out there, but, as Chosen One, I know if we stick together, we can defeat it. So repeat after me. Let's do this!
(every one is yelling as the same time)
Timmy: That wasn't even close.
(the gang. They are all watching Poof smile. He's in a CRIB looking up and smiling)
Jorgen: Sorry, Turner, it is just that Poof woke up from his nap smiling.
Vicky: Even my cold, Dark heart can't resist the joy in a baby's smile.
Pooh: I would go for a giant jar of honey.
Rabbit: How could you think of foof in a time like this!
Pooh: I'd practiced.
Timmy: Guys, can we focus?
Jorgen: Fine. AJ, give Mr. Anti-Smile the full status report.
(AJ jumps in the COMMAND CHAIR. We see the locations of the first two wands. A Timmy Statue holds the first white wand, and the second wand stands lonely on the Blue Moon of Vegon)
A.J.: If you recall, the white wand blasted the Darkness with white fire but it came back, and the second wand just puffed a big wind and did nothing...
Jorgen: That's all we got.
Timmy: That's it? Then how am I supposed to beat the darkness?!
Wanda: Easy Timmy.
(POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof on Timmy as his pink Wanda HAT (only bigger), a Cosmo BACKPACK and a Poof PINWHEEL. Suddenly CRASH! Lead Eliminator drops into the Timmy cave)
Wanda: Because this time we're going to stay right by your side...
Cosmo: So you always have magic with you to help stop the Darkness!
Otis: Yeah, no one is stop us now! Pip, anything on the radar?
Pip: Just some clouds, a stray Balloon, and Head Eliminator digining down to the Timmy Cave.
Otis: Excellent. You, see, they wouldn't dare try anything as long as I'm a-- Head Eliminator down to a what?
(Suddenly CRASH! Lead Eliminator drops into the Timmy cave)
Head Eliminator: But it is I who will destroy the Darkness. After I destroy you.
Jorgen: Think again, Jerk-inator.
(Jorgen raises his wand)
Timmy: No, Jorgen don't blast him because--
(Head Eliminator uses his vortex mouth and sucks up the wand)
Timmy: They capture any weapon used against them... and use it against us.
(Suddenly the Lead Eliminator's hands transform into wands)
Timmy: I wish the Eliminator was gone.
(He poof Head Eliminator away)
Otis: That's take a care of him.
(Than he's back)
Pig: Um, he's back.
Head Eliminator: And I wish I wasn't. And I wish you had Rocket Glutes.
(POOF! LE poofs a giant ICBM MISSILE onto Jorgen's back)
Jorgen: Okay, that's actually kind of cool, but--AAH!
(ZOOOM! Jorgen blasts off and is gone)
(Lead Eliminator magic blasts most of Timmy's army: Mom, Dad, Vicky, Crocker, DL, Chester, AJ, and Trixie are gone)
Timmy: I wish I was outta here!
(POOF! they gone)
Head Eliminator: Man those guys' hard to destroy!
(at Turner house)
(CRASH! LE blasts from the mailbox hole and lands with a SLAM on the ground. His arms transform into metal detectors that BEEP)
Head Eliminator: I wish I had a Timmy Tracker.
(Than he wish a Timmy Trakcer on his hands)
Head Eliminator: Cool!
(At Dimmsdale Mall)
(Poof! Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Pooh and his friends arrive at the mall. (They are still in disguise mode))
Timmy: We're at the mall?
Human Rarity: What on Earth?
Mickey: What are we doing here?
Cosmo: Well, you didn't say where you wanted go, and who doesn't love the mall? There's slacks, snacks, the TV Shack.
(In the window of "TV SHACK," we see footage of the Lead Eliminator walking through town (think Terminator), destroying it and blasting cars out of the way)
Chet: This is Chet U. Bethca saying a magic alien space robot is attacking the city. But even with the town in ruins, the Military Extraterrestrial Research facility assures us it's nothing to worry about.
(CUT TO - Talking heads of MERF agents #1 and #2)
Officer #2: There's nothing to be worried about. The robot is just a...
Officer #1: Street sweeper.
(Behind them PEOPLE <RUN AND SCREAM!> LE walks through frame. Blasting cars away)
Officer #2: That scares people. So, bye!
(They dash out of frame. BACK ON: Chet)
Chet: This is Chet Ubetcha saying, "Great!" Because it looks like the alien street sweeper of doom is off to clean our mall.
(BACK ON - Timmy with a nervous look on his face)
Timmy: Did he say - mall?
Human Rainbow Dash: I love malls!
Mickey: We don't have for this!
Rabbit: Yeah, we got to-
(Than the mall is gone)
Abby: Hey, where the mall go?
Head Eliminator: I love having magic.
Timmy: Yeah, me too. I wish the ground would swallow him up.
(The ground ate him, spit him out)
Pooh: I don't suppose to be satisfied with a hug, instead?
Head Eliminator: Okay, here a hug.
(He use his magic to punch them)
Tigger: Mm. he doesn't like hugs, huh? Mmm. How nasty he get. Well I say we, stand we fight. I can teach him think or three, why I--.
Owl & Gopher (singing): You have no chase, stand and fight, you better stay in bed.
Owl (singing): He trouns you left.
Gopher (singing): He trouns you right.
Owl & Gopher (singing): And tap dances on you head.
Piglet: Uh-p-perez we should try to hide uu--.
Owl & Gopher (singing): You can try, to best to hide, but remember what we said.
Owl (singing): He trouns you left.
Gopher (singing): He trouns you right.
Owl & Gopher (singing): And tap dances on you head.
Rabbit: Run, run! We got a run!
Owl & Gopher (singing): You think they can run, and that's jack there bread.
Owl (singing): He trouns you left.
Gopher (singing): He trouns you right.
Owl & Gopher (singing): And tap dances on you head.
Gopher: What's matter with him?
Owl: WHO, well. Obviously he doesn't prescient find music.
Cosmo: That's it! You hurt my baby, my wife and my god-child and most importantly me! You have awakened a giant, my friend! So face my awesome powers!
(POOF! Cosmo poofs into a 20 FT BRIGHT GREEN GODZILLA)
Cosmo: Meet the mighty Cos-Zilla!
(SLAM! Cosmo smashes down the Lead Eliminator. He's crushed like a tin can, except for the two wand hands sticking up)
Cosmo: Ha! That's nothing! The mighty Cosmo-bot can wish up a million wands!
(POOF! Cosmo is covered in wands! He's on a roll)
Cosmo: Oh, and you make one mall disappear? Ha! I can make a million wands disappear.
(POOF! All the wands are gone. Cosmo shrinks back to normal, next to Wanda. Wanda's wand is gone too)
Goofy: What shall we do now?
Rabbit: No wands, no magic! Nothing! We're doomed!!
Twilight: We got to think of something.
Spike: Any ideas? Rarity?
Human Rarity: We'll make Cosmo huge.
Cosmo: Wow. That could be my biggest blunder ever.
(POOF! The Lead Eliminator rises again from his crushed state)
Timmy: Man, I hate being the Chosen One.
His wands glow strong and...KAPOW! Lead Eliminator is blasted backward! He crashes into a building.
(Timmy looks behind him)
Down the road stands MERF with a complete mobile army arsenal behind them (tons of Rockets, Mobile Missile Trucks, Tanks, etc.). MERF Agent #2 talks into a mega-phone.
Officer #1: Evil Alien street sweeper thing, prepare to taste the might of MERF! Man, I love megaphones!
Officer #2: Ready, Aim...
(Timmy runs in)
Timmy: Stop! If you blast him, he'll just absorb the weapons and use them against you!
Officer #1: What do you know? You're just a stupid kid. without any hair on your body.
Officer 2#: We're totally cool top secret agents with a ton of hair on our body and a cool escape probe in case things go wrong.
(He holds up the KEYS to the Escape Probe. The escape probe is next to them)
Officer 2#: But it won't 'cuz we're gonna launch every weapon, missile and kitchen sink we've built since 1952 and blast it back to wherever it came from.
(Angle on MOBILE DEFENSE TRUCKS: MISSILES rise into position. Soldiers with ROCKET LAUNCHERS take aim. A GIANT KITCHEN SINK rises from a Plumbing truck)
Officer 1#: We call it "Operation: Blow that thing up." It's gonna be awesome.
Timmy: I'm telling you, you can't fire.
Tigger: Yeah! He take what is against him and use it against us!
Donald: Yeah, so don't fire!
Officer #2: Oh, okay, if you say so. And FIRE!!!!
(Lead Eliminator opens his mouth wide and sucks in all the weapons. LE begins to shake. Electric sparks fly inside LE, SWALLOW!> Then LE begins to morph and grow into a gigantic DESTRUCTONATOR! Missile legs, truck parts for arms and tanks for feet, etc. He grows like a big ol' Transformer - 50 ft tall. Agent #1 and #2 look up. Agent #2 drops his popcorn)
(Pig just faided)
Officer #1: Huh. What do you know, the kid was right.
Tigger: We told you so!
Officer #2: We should probably get to the Escape Probe - and where are the keys?
(They turn and Timmy is already inside the MERF escape probe. Timmy smiles and waves. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in it. Agents #1 and #2 bang on the glass)
Timmy: I call this "Operation: Save Our Butts" is under way.
Cosmo: Can you save the rest of our buddies too?
(Timmy hits a LAUNCH BUTTON. WHOOSH! Timmy zooms away and right between LE's legs. LE turns and his Timmy Tracker <starts beeping slower and slower then doesn't beep.)
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One has fled his world, and now, with magic, there's nothing stopping me from making it my world!
(Lead Eliminator forms his wand hands, holds them up then shoves them into the ground. Suddenly the ground starts turning metallic and robotic. It spreads out in a circle. The street and trees become shiny metal)
Officer #2: Time for "Operation: Run!"
(All the agents and soldiers run, but the metal virus catches them and turns them into robots too!)
RoBO-AGENTS: We are at your command, oh great street sweeper of doom.
Head Eliminator: Form now on, Call me-
The DESTRUCTONATOR: -the DESTRUCTONATOR!
(Eliminators #1 and #2 are still relaxing on the beach, but a giant metal wave is coming toward them WHOOSH! They take off and the metal wave splashes down. The beach is metal. SPLAT! Finally, Jorgen lands from his rocket excursion just missing the metal wave so he's not turned into a robot)
Jorgen: Yeah, Ha-Ha! His Rocket Glute wish has literally backfired, and I am not a robot. But I am stranded on a metal earth with no magic. Help, me, CHOSEN ONE!!!!
"The Final Wand and Twilight's Crown"
(Back with Timmy and the others)
Cosmo: -AAH! The Earth has been turned into metal with an Evil Face on it!
Tigger: A face?! Where!?
Mickey: Tigger! He's talking about the Earth!
Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!?
Wanda: And there's no magic left in the universe to stop him or the Darkness.
(Poof start cry, but Timmy huge him and he feel better)
Timmy: Don't worry, guys. We're still together, and there is still magic left in the universe.
Wanda: You mean the magic of a child's smile?
Timmy: Eh, no. I mean the magic of the wand on the Blue Moon of Vegon, which is just sitting there waiting for us to use it. Now, hang on.
(WHOOSH! The MERF probe shoots across space and warps into a LIGHT SPEED PORTAL)
(At Blue Moon)
(They went too fast and they bunp the wand and crashed)
Otis: It's everyone okay?
Freddy: What you think?
Pig: I'm smell Backon?
Cosmo: Great Landing! Let's doing again!
Abby: Bad landing! We'd crashed, moron!
Rabbit: Calm down everyone we need to figure out a plan.
Twilight: Come on! We're stranded on the moon what can we do!?
Wanda: Okay, Chosen One, what the operation called this time?
Timmy: I call it Operation grab this wand, and figure out how it works, then drag it back to Earth, use it's magic to crush the Destructonator and then blast Darkness with it.
Pooh: What about the Villains?
Timmy: Oh, yeah, and we had a battle with then!
Cosmo: Good Plan!
???: Except it work work.
All: Turbo Thunder?!
Pig: Hey, look, a friendly Hippie. Stick to the Man!
Abby: Pig, that's Turbo Thunder.
Cosmo: Wow, you really let yourself go.
Turbo Thunder: Yes, it is I, Turbo Thunder. Registered TradeMark and original Chosen One. Thunderwear sold separately. And if you want to know how that wand works, we must work together.
Timmy: Well Forget it. You had your chance and you left me on Thunder World to get sucked up by the Darkness! So stand back - I'm taking this prppy meal to go!
(Timmy grabs the shaft of the wand and pulls - <HUMPH!)
Timmy: Peppy meal's not budging!
Turbo Thunder: It's not suppose to budge. It suppose to light our way.
Twilight: How did you know?
Turbo Thunder: Because after the Rock Guardian flick me over like a chosen booger. I realize how alone in the universe I was.
(Then his suit cracked and breaks into pieces, and then he cries and two tears land on a little rock)
Turbo Thunder: Then I've made a friend. Literary, I've made it.The I made a rock Lunch, which didn't really work out. But it was Rocky's smile that comforted my lonely nights here and made me understand what's important in life... Honor... Humility, and the most important thing of all.
Wanda: How the wand works?
Turbo Thunder: No, Lunch. Do you have anything to eat that's not Rock-Based?
Timmy: Show us how the wand works?
(He grabs Timmy, walks away from the wand and places him on two "T's" in front of the wand Suddenly the moon starts to turn and the glowing beginnings of a sunrise appear on the rocky horizon.ON TIMMY: he stands next to Turbo Thunder. TT puts a hand on Timmy's shoulder as a yellow glow comes over Timmy.REVERSE ON: the crater lowers into an Oz type wonderland with fairy wand fields, LUSH FORESTS, VINES and a TRAINING DOME. Birds fly and streams gurgle. It's paradise.)
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Turbo Thunder: (Gasp)
Pooh and his friends: Ohhh!
Otis and his friends: Ohhh!
Mickey: What you look of that.
Turbo Thunder: Rocky! You were right!
Wanda: And look! The final Prophecy.
Timmy: Ha-Ha! I knew I'd save you guys. There's another Wand?
Turbo Thunder: It's the final wand. And since you are the Chosen One, you have to find it, and you can use this to give me food now. Remember, no rocks.
Cosmo: Stand back, Turbo Thunder, and behold a meal fit for a king.
(Than Cosmo, poof a Ice Cream sandwich)
Turbo Thunder: An Ice Cream Sandwich. And that's a meal for a king?
Cosmo: It is for a king of Ice Cream Land. Now, munch before your king.
Turbo Thunder: Can you poof up one for Rocky?
Wanda:"To End the Darkness with Power Thrice, The Last wand lies inside Earth's Ice."
Timmy: Great! I don't get it.
Otis: I dint kniw what that means either.
Human Applejack: What does it mean actually?
Rabbit: No clue.
Turbo Thunder: The Ice Wand completes a magic Triad. And when combined with The fire wand on fairy World and The wand here on Vegon, it's a Triple-Powered Combination that will a that will emit a gazillion mega-ton burst of magic that will finally destroy the Darkness and--Can I have another Ice Cream Sandwich, your majesty?
Cosmo: Only because you amuse me, Peasant.
(He give him another one and Turbo Thunder got back to normal)
Turbo Thunder: WOW! These are filling.
Pig: Wait, there's more righting on the bottom on that sense.
Pig: Really, what it say?
Freddy: Allow, me. (He speck Gibbrish)
Abby: Oh, knock it off!
Twilight: It said: "A magical Power of happyness, A magical Crown of Friendship is with the Ice Wand."
Human Pinkie Pie: Where is that?
Twilight: It must be at the Arctic.
Pooh: Arctic. It's cold there.
Spike: Good thing I'm cold-blooded.
Timmy: But how do we find a Wand and Twilight's Crown in the ice when the Earth is covered in metal and controlled by a giant robot freak?
Turbo Thunder: Because, I'm gonna hey you. Timmy, my world, like yours, was destroy by the Darkness.
(A flashback of Turbo Thunder's Past, started)
Turbo Thunder: (v.O.): I was just a boy loving life on my home planet of WonderWorld.
(PEOPLE float, run and frolic. We find a young Turbo Thunder in the park with his Parents (MOM & DAD))
TurBO THUNDER: It was a magical place full of wonders not unlike your Fairy World. We had powers, some cool, some kind of strange.
(Turbo Thunder's Dad lights the picnic candle with a small thunder pit)
TURBO THUNDER (CONT'D): It was a peaceful life, until the day...the Darkness arrived.
(Turbo Thunder narrates his parents dialogue. Dad points up at the Darkness. It arrives on the horizon)
Young Turbo: What is that? It's dark and scary.
Turbo's Father: Thank goodness our peaceful planet has a killer defense system that is blasting the crud out of it.
(Thank goodness our wondrous planet is blasting the snot out of it)
TuRBO THUNDER: But it didn't work. Soon the Eliminators arrived - and took the only loved.
(Young Turbo Thunder hides behind a TREE and sees his parents get sucked into the Eliminator's vortex mouths)
Young Turbo: Noooooo!
The Darkness then starts eating WonderWorld. The ground starts shaking. Young Turbo thunder starts to shake.
TurBO THUNDER: They toke my family. The force of the Darkness swallowing my planet caused it to break apart...
(FROM OUTER SPACE: WonderWorld breaks apart (like Krypton))
TurBO THUNDER: And caused me to hurtle, alone, bravely through space. Until I safely landed on a deserted pink planet.
(A chunk of land with Young TT on it flies in outer space,Cut to - A pink planet. WHOOSH, TT's chunk of rock heads toward the planet)
Ext. Thunder world - same
The young turbo thunder gets off his piece of WonderWorld.
Turbo THUNDER: It was there I swore vengeance upon the Darkness and vowed to train myself, perfect my wonder-powers.
(WHAM! A young TT flips in the air and chops down a tree)
(KAPOW! He releases small thunder pits and smashes a rock)
(WHOOSH! He swings on vines and swoops out of frame)
(He lands - but this time as a man)
He then claps his hands together creating a "thunder clap!"
Turbo Thunder catches a FLIER falling from the sky.
Turbo THUNDER: Then I received an invitation to a "Chosen One Competition" in a land called Fairy World.
(ON THE FLYER: In American Idol font it says, "Chosen One.)
(Outside a theater: Turbo Thunder waits in a huge line of would-be buff and not so buff heroes)
(Int. Theater - moments later)
(At a table - the Four Elders sit like American Idol judges)
(On the stage: A giant ogre. He pulls out a BOW and ARROW)
(On: Elder #1 with an apple on his head. The Ogre shoots and hits Elder #2 (sitting next to Elder #1) right in the chest)
Elder #2: Next!
(On the stage: A centaur tap dances and gives a big finish)
Elder #1: Next!
(On the stage: Turbo Thunder arrives. He seems nervous but whips up some THUNDER PITS and shoots them o.s)
(Outside the Theater - BOOM! The theater explodes. Four Elder's hands pop up from the rubble with their "Thumbs Up.)
TurBO THUNDER: From That moment on, I was no longer Pippy Dinglefitz But Turbo Thunder.
(Cosmo make cameo in the flashback)
Cosmo: Your real name is Pippy? (Laughing)
(He zap Cosmo)
(Back at Thunder World)
TURBO THUNDER: Then I perched myself on the highest peak of Thunder World and waited for the Darkness to return so I could seek my revenge.
(At the top of the peak: we see the heroic Turbo Thunder looking up at the STARS)
TurbO THUNDER: And I waited...and waited...
(Than Flashback of Turbo Thunder's Past has ended)
Timmy: And then you fell asleep and missed your calling when the Darkness returned, and I had to beat it for you.
Turbo Thunder: But I have accepted my fate as the former Chosen One who slept through his destiny, and as the new Chosen One, you must now accept yours. For Timmy Turner, I am...
Timmy: Whoa, you're not going cut off my hand and then tell me you're my father are you?
Turbo Thunder: No. I'm gonna Train you.
(They start Training)
Turbo Thunder: I'm gonna make you stronger...
(Turbo hit a tree)
Turbo Thunder: Faster...
(Then Timmy is holing Turbo Thunder, while he's waking)
Turbo Thunder: And so powerful that you will be able to crush the metal robot due, get your Plant back, and then crush the Darkness.
(Turbo Thunder got crush some rocks, again)
Timmy: Awesome! Look out, Destructinator, Villains and the Darkness, Here Comes--Hu--
Turbo Thunder: (Voice) Turbo Timmy.
Timmy: Turbo Timmy!
Pig: Oh, now way, that name will accentuate his love-handles.
Pip: Dude, his's 90 percent love-Handles. His teeth has love-handles.
Pig: Can He say, like a poncho or something?
"Jorgen's Cover is Blown"
(Back at the metal covered Earth, )
Jorgen: (robot speak)Bede-bede-I am a robot just like you. What is our Plan?
Robo-ageNT #2: We are turning the Earth into the Destructonator's surprise weapon.
Jorgen: I love being a robot - beedee beedee - and what is the surprise?
(WHAM! The Destructonator arrives and picks Jorgen up!)
DeSTRUCTONATOR: Oh just an Earth filled with 20 million gigatons of explosives that the destroy the Darkness. It's one true weak spot. His Heart.
Jorgen: Hey look at that, I'm not a robot and HELP US CHOSEN ONE!
"We're Ready to Fight"
(Back at Blue Moon, they still in Training)
Turbo Thunder: The Destructonator will be fast, but you had to be faster.
(Timmy his a tree)
Turbo Thunder: He will be quick, but you had to be quicker.
(He throw Rocks at Timmy)
Turbo Thunder: His will will be mighty, Yours must be mightier and-- (He looks at Poof and let go the rope) Coohie, coochie, coo.
(Timmy fell from a clif)
Timmy: I'm quit.
Otis: No, way. You still have feet and various other extremities.
Pooh: But Timmy is not a Cow, Otis.
Otis: Oh, sorry, Timothy.
Mickey: Sora. I wish you were here right now.
Twilight: Besides, you can't quit now Timmy.
Turbo Thunder: She's right. There's no quiting, when tour world has been turned to metal and a showdown with The Destructinator Awaits you. Now, get up.
Timmy: I don't have special powers like you. I'm just a normal boy, and I'm tired of Fighting the Darkness, and I can't Defeat Destructinator with magic, because 'cause he has magic.
Turbo Thunder: Oh, I was hopping I wouldn't have to do this. Take my Hands.
(Timmy hold Turbo Thunder's Hands)
Turbo Thunder: Suns and storms and flight for hours, I transfer to you - my turbo powers of thunder!
(WHOOSH! TT'S POWER SURGES, and Timmy is engulfed in the glow. The two rise in the air. Hold. Timmy then swells up big like TT, and they spin together like a tornado, When it's done the two fall back to the ground. Timmy is his normal size again. Weakened from the power transfer, TT collapses)
Wanda: Timmy, are you okay?
Timmy: I'm-- I'm better than Okay. In Fact, Turbo Thunder Pits, Activate!
(The Rocks fell on Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)
Timmy: What else can I do?
Tigger: I think he's ready.
(Something hit Rabbit)
Tigger: What was that?
Rabbit: It's for us.
Piglet: It's a note.
Tigger: Well-- Christoper Robin?!
(Christoper Robin makes a cameo appearance)
Christoper Robin: Yes.
Piglet: Well you read this to us?
Christoper Robin: It's Evil Sunset Shimmer. It's said: Dear--
Owl & Gopher: fellus, meet us place, locat the wand. We're gonna had, showdown.
Gopher: If you don't surrander now, and don't destory by us...
Owl: The universe will be own by Bowser Koppa.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Your new Villain; Evil Sunset Shimmer. (Voice like Nasty Jack) And don't be late.
Piglet: Oh dear.
Rabbit: We're doomed!
Goofy: Gwrash! What shall me do!?
Human Fluttershy: I sure wish Tino was here.
Tigger: Yeah. He is the real Sunset Shimmer's boyfriend after all.
Otis: Come on, guys. Showdowns is heart of America, The Blood of Europe, and The Backbone of the Equator. this is our Chance to make history.
Pig: Hmm, pass
Freddy: Big pass. Huge pass.
Otis: That pathetic. Did Luke Skywalker pass when he had to blow up the Death Star? Did Tarzan pass when Jane was threaten by the Chimp King? Did that guy...pass...when he had to do the thing.. in the place...with those people? You bet he didn't! Now who's with me?
(Everyone was still not convinced)
Otis: (pretending his hands were killers) Don't give up or the cow...gets it.
Piglet: I just remember. I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
Tigger: Put, Piglet. Otis is right, we're got to find the Ice wand and Twilight's Crown on Earth.
Rabbit: Because, Bower will the rule the hole tire universe.
Tigger: Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This showdown won't be so bad.
Piglet: Won't be so bad? The tire Earth is fill with metal control by Destructinator and we don't any magic to defat him or Evil Sunset Shimmer and The Team of E.V.I.L. I'm not going out there alone.
Rabbit: But, Piglet. What about the play?
Piglet: It's a play about when we destroy him stop Bowser from rule the universe in the end?
Christoper Robin: As a matter of fact, there is.
Piglet: Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)
Otis: Good, and I have a way to get some magic and defeat the Destructinator.
Human Rainbow Dash: So what's your Plan?
Otis: We're gonna free The Fairy from Eliminators and help us Destroy Destructinator and find the Ice Wand and Twilight's Crown. And I think I know just how to do it...
Pip: So tell me how you're gonna do it?
Otis: The Trailing off would suggest that I'm gonna tell you later.
Pip: You should tell me now.
Otis: Yeah, But it's not as dramatic I tell you now.
Pip: Don't you want to me to help you?
Otis: Yeah, but we'll do it in the next scene.
Pip: Oh, Ok.
"The Chosen One to the Rescue"
(at Fairy World)
(It's still dark and depressing. The Fairies still SING the depressing song and march)
(Eliminators #1 and #2 watch from their lounge chairs sipping drinks)
ElimINATOR #1: No, Timmy Turner's not in this fruity umbrella drink either.
(PLINK - something falls from the sky)
ELIMINATOR #2: Oh, great. It's raining.
(PLINK - another thing falls from the sky. And another. He reaches down and picks up a WAND.)
ELIMINATOR #1: Uh, oh.
(They look up. In the sky, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda with Poof and TT have SACKS OF GOLDEN WANDS (note: Turbo Thunder flies the MERF space probe))
Timmy: Hey, you guys haven't seen a world full of imprisoned fairies who could use some magic, have you?
(ON: Cupid, Jaundissimo and others)
Cupid: Look up in the sky. It's the Chosen One! Hi!
Janundissimo: And It's raining wands!
(Every Fairy is free)
(He attack them with yexs)
Timmy: Coochie, Coochie, coo,
(He make Poof happy)
Wanda: Timmy, You've rendered them Powerless with Poof's smile.
Poof attack them with his smile)
Timmy: "Cause there's no greater Power in the universe Except for the giant hole that I wish would swallow them up.
Janundissimo: Yes! We are free! I never get tired of that.
Cupid: Well, I do.
Turbo Thunder: Timmy, Light the white wand of Fire.
(Than he clap lound and turn Fairy World Back to normal)
Cupid: Fairy World is free!
Timmy: And now it's time to free our Planet.
Rabbit: Come on, we got free the Earth and find the Ice Wand and Twilight's Crown.
(They went off the Earth)
Eliminator #1: This is Eliminator #1. The Chosen One has been spotted. He's on his way to Earth.
Jafar: Looks live the Chosen One and that stuffed bear are finding the Ice Wand and Twilight's crown.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: You know, I can use her crown to Destroy Stuffed Bear and to get Tino to keep, like he promised.
Iago: Boss, whats up with you in Tino?!
Dr Facilier: Beats me bird boy.
Maleficent: Tino will be our next target after we're with that bear.
Hades: But... the heroes might save the world and destory the Darkness And stop Bowser's Plans. So they want a battle, so what do we do, boss?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: If they want a Battle, we'll give them one. Bowser want that universe just as much as he does.
"Timmy vs The Destructinator"
(Back on Earth)
DeSTRUCTONATOR: I'm wish you have giant ears.
(Then Jorgen have big ears)
DestrUCTONATOR: I'm going to give you a front row seat as the Earth and the Chosen One are swallowed into the heart of the Darkness and then kabloey! No more Darkness, no more Chosen One and no more you.
(ROBOT-AGENTS #1 and #2 arrive. The last MOBILE ICBM TRUCK drives into the Earth hole. It crashes into other trucks piled up out of it. The Earth is filled with missile trucks)
Robo-agent #1: Earth is ready for detonation, oh, great beast of metal stuff.
(Robo-Agent #1 gives the Destructonator the DETONATOR)
DestrUCTONATOR: What is this? The Detonator? It's too small.
RoBO-AGENT #1: It's actually standard size. It's just that you are so super and big.
Destructonator: How am I supposed to find this when I need it? (Than he drop it) Ooh. I wish it was magnetic. (Than it tash to him) Okay. That works.
Jorgen: But your plan worn't. How can you blow up the Chosen One when the Chosen One is not here.
(Than Timmy comes down)
Timmy: What's going on Dumbo?
Jorgen: Okay, that problem is solved, but you are still without the Darkness.
(Than Darkness comes)
Jorgen: Turner! It's a trap! The Earth is filled with explosives, and he's going to use the planet to destroy the Darkness and all of us!
Timmy: Oh, yeah, well I don't think-- so
(Than He trap him)
Jorgen: Worst-- Chosen One-- Ever!
The Destructinator: Now then... Here, Darkness, come get your buddy Chosen One and take him into your heart.
Jorgen: You're not doing anything. Why aren't you doing anything? Wait. My large ears hear something, like a millions fairies just raised their wands.
(Than Fairies blast Earth)
Pooh: We're doing it!
Otis: Oh yeah, baby!! Now fairies - LET'S DO THIS!!!!
Twilight: Come on let's do this!!
Turbo Thunder: Let it rip, Fairies!
(They got on Earth back to Normal)
The Destructinator: You may have gotten rid of metal on Earth, But you have not gotten rid of me, and I have magic.
Timmy: You know, for a guy who was supposed to Eliminate me, you stink!
The Destructinator: You are so going down.
Timmy: Actually, I'm going up.
(Timmy used his rocket glutes to get off the Earth, and The Destructinator follow him)
Turdo Thunder: Timmy has led the Destructinator off the Earth.
Twilight: Now Timmy keeps the Destructinator busy while we find that final wand and the crown.
Mickey: That's right. Now we have a chance.
Wanda: Fairies, search the Earth!
(All the Fairies went looking the Ice Wand)
Cupid: It's not the Ice Hockey Game.
Janundissimo: And it's not in Ice Land. Ha-Ha!
Wanda: And It's not in the Possession of Vanilla Ice. So you run your own Carpet-Cleaning Business now? Uh... Cool.
Pig: Looks like there's only one thing left to do.
Freddy: Decide which position to bring Ice Wand and Twilight's Crown to come to us?
Pig: Right, what do you think of this?
Peck: Works for me.
Freddy: Oh-Oh-Oh. Put you leg up a little more.
Otis: Would you stop Positioning yourselves? Just keep looking!
(Back with Timmy and The Destructinator)
Timmy: Give up, Destructinator, 'cause you can't catch Turbo Timmy. (Than he bump him) Ahh! What you know? You can catch me. But now you will taste the Thunder arm fury of my Thunder Pits...
(The he suck the Thunder Pits)
Timmy: Which I should have never used against you. Oh, yeah. This gonna hurt.
(The Destructinator Thunder Pit Timmy back and throw back down to Earth)
The Destructinator: I cannot be stopped, Chosen One. Thanks to you, I have magic, I have destructo-Pits, and I have all the Power in the Universe.
Timmy: Not all the power. What about the weapons you've stuffed in the Earth? You don't have those.
(Than he suck all the Rockets and weapons)
The Destructinator: But now I do! (laughs) And now at last, you will be eliminated. Any last words?
Timmy: Yes. When I'd crashed into you in space, I've sorta grabbed your detonator.
The Destructinator: Uh?
Timmy: Don't mess with the Chosen One.
(He presses the button)
The Destructinator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then, he explodes as the pieces fall from the sky)
(Than Pooh and his friends comes in)
Pooh: Are you quit alright, Timmy.
Timmy: Yeah, I'm fine.
"Heros Vs. Villains/A Magic Celestial Smile"
Timmy: One down, seven to go.
Polar Bear: I have been waiting for you.
Goofy: A talking Polar Bear?
Human Fluttershy: You must be the Guardian of the Ice Wand.
Timmy: What do I have to do to prove I'm the chosen one?
Polar Bear: Are you the Chosen One?
Polar Bear: Oh, works for me, beaver boy. By the way I thinks this Crown you looking for?
(Bear give the crown to Twilight)
Twilight: Thank you.
Polar Bear: You're welcome. (clears throat) "From outer moons to distant suns, the Ice Wands grows for the Chosen One."
(Than Ice Wand just appear and Others just comes in)
Wanda: Timmy, you're okay.
Jorgen: And you guys found the final wand, which is really big, like my ears. I just heard a fly break wind in Africa.
(Jorgen now had small ears)
Tigger: Good thing the Villains are not here.
(Piglet saw something he got panic)
Piglet: Oh..... Dear.....! (Screaming) Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Shim... Shim... Shim...!
Rabbit: Try be pacific.
Mickey: What's going on, Piglet?
Otis: Did you see something scaring?
Piglet: Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Sun... Shim... Shim... Shim...! Evil Sunset Shimmer.
(Everyone got scared)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: That's right!
Dr. Failier: And us to.
Hades: And we're here to destroy you all!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Yeah! You're no gonna stop us, that easy, chosen one. Give me the crown, and Darkness won't hurt you tonight. Or keep it and It'll destroy the Earth!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Tick-tock, Turner. We haven't got all day. It'll destroy the universe in one piece. So, what's your answer?
Evil Sunset Shimmer: What!? Earth! Your home! You'll die this is destroy! Don't you see what it about to do to this planet?!
Timmy: Yes, but I've also seen what you've been able to do here without magic. All these, you boss want destroy Pooh and all because he's stopping every time his plans is doing with universe. If I give of being a Chosen One, I allow it to fall into Bowser's hands.
Twilight: Yeah! So go ahead. Destroy the this plant. You are not getting this crown!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Fine. You win.
Human Rainbow Dash: You... are... so awesome!
Human Applejack: I can't believe you were gonna do that for us!
Human Rarity: It's no wonder you're a real Chosen One!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, yes, he's so very special! [to Villains] Grab him, you fools!
Rainbow Dash: Spike! Spike! Fluttershy!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: I'll take that! [chuckles evilly] At last! More power than I could ever imagine!
(She puts on the crown then she transforms into a demon)
Turbo Thunder: Quick, Timmy, clap twice so the Ice Wand, can join the wands of fire and wind. and Destory the Darkness. And defeat the Villains.
Tigger: It's a pregectal-- What!?
Human Pinkie Pie: What!?
Otis' Friends: Say, What?!
Mickey, Donald, and Goofy: What?!
Jorgen: "No!?" What do you mean "no"? You heard Turbo Thunder, unite the wands and truelly, it'll be fun.
Timmy: But it's not attacking. Jorgen, in ancient times, did The Darkness ever attack Fairy World, or fairies so scared when they saw it, they'd panicked and attacked first?
Jorgen: Come on. That is crazy talk about something that happened a long time ago. But, yes, that's pretty much how it went down.
Timmy: And Turbo Thunder, what did The darkness do to Wonder World when it Arrived?
Turbo Thunder: Well, It was really scary-- And big. Yeah, it was really scary and big-- Real big-- Uh... Did I say it was scary?
Turbo Thunder: We panicked and blasted it with wonder rockets.
Twilight: So the Darkness all ever wanted was friends?
Wanda: But what about the prophecy? Its saids you suppose to unite the wands and blast the magic into the Darkness.
Timmy: We are gonna unite the wands and blast the magic into The Darkness.
Human Rainbow Dash: How? There's nothing we can do now.
Timmy: We just have to add some extra wands and a little Poof magic.
Timmy: I wish there were Ice Wands on all the Planets in the Solar System.
(All the Fairies put The Ice Wands in the Solar system)
Jorgen: Okay. The Planets are all Wanded up. I hope this works!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: That's It! That's how you gonna destroy the Darkness, Oh, that dump. By the way, we was bluffing when I said darkness was going to destroy the Earth. Bowser don't want to rule this plant He want universe! And with the Darkness and Villains behind me, he will get!
Twilight Sparkle: No, you're not!
Otis: Not if we stop you!
Timmy: Yeah, you'll never rule the universe, Evil clone.
Tigger: Yeah, clone, We'll stop you!
Rabbit: That's right.
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, please! What exactly do you think you're going to do to stop us? We have magic, and all of you have nothing!
Timmy: Oh yeah, we'll try some of this!
(He shoots an rock at her)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: Ow! Why you little!
Jafar: Okay, showtime!
Goofy: Not for long! Mickey's gonna put you in your lamp!
(Mickey rubs the lamp, traping Jafar, and Maleficent)
Maleficent: It can not be!
Tigger: Now to send this back to where it can never be found for good. A one. A two. A FIRE!!!
(He launch the lamp into a far away distance)
Twilight: That'll take care of Jafar and Maleficent.
Dr. Facilier: But no me!
(He traps Pooh and his friends in a cage)
Tigger: Boy that's really a big salesman.
Rabbit: Oh, dear, suddenly fighting the villains wasn't such a good idea.
Dr. Facilier: Now you're going to spend the rest of your lives in Bowser's Kingdom!
Otis: Oh Yeah! How about I take that charm of yours! (grabs the charm)
Dr. Facilier: [gasps]
Otis: And smash it. [smashes the charm]
Dr. Facilier: No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my dept! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!
Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
Dr. Facilier: No! I’m not ready at all! In fact I’ve got lots of more plans!
Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
Dr. Facilier: This is just a…mindless setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell we’ll be back in business! I still got that Pooh and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please no! GAH!!! Just a little more time! I’d promised I’ll pay yawl back I promise! [screams]
[A gravestone of Dr. Facilier appeared]
Tigger" Dah-haha! Now that's what I call shreiffing!
Hades: Don't forget me?
Mickey: Well, Hades, I have something for you.
Hades: Whoa! What are you going to do?
(Mickey punches Hades as he lands into the pit of Souls)
Hades: Get off me! Don't touch me! Get your slimy souls off me! I feel like I'm getting... FLUUUUUUUUUSHED!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: [evil laughter] Gee, the gang really is all back together again. [evil laughter] Now step aside Pooh Bear has tried to interfere Bowser's Plan one too many times already! He needs to be dealt with!
(She use her powers to destroy Pooh)
Pooh: Oh, Botter.
(Every one protect him)
Evil Sunset Shimmer: [evil laughter] What!?
Peck: That's Odd.
Goofy: What's going on?!
Mickey: It's the Element of Harmony!
Twilight Sparkle: The magic contained in my Element was able to unite with those that helped create it! [echoing] Honesty! Kindness! Laughter! Generosity! Loyalty! Magic! Together with a crown, they create a power beyond anything you could imagine, but it is a power you don't have the ability to control! The crown may be upon your head, Sunset Shimmer, but you cannot wield it, because you do not possess the most powerful magic of all: the Magic of Friendship!
Evil Sunset Shimmer: No! [screaming] What is happening?!
Timmy: Because, you can't control Darkness, when bad or good. With my power and Elements of Harmony, will makes light the Darkness with a magic celestial smile! (He claps two times) I wish we were all back in Dimmsadle.
(Element of Harmony and all the wands come together to light the Darkness)
"Let's Party, for real"
(Back on Earth)
Cosmo: Hey, Look! The Darkness is not so dark anymore its... The Yellowness!
Wanda: Know wonder the Darkness's always after you, Timmy. You are the only one who ever blasted anything nice into it.
Jorgen: You did it, Turner! You've turned The Darkness into The Kindness! And defeated Evil Sunset Shimmer and the Team of E.V.I.L.!
Cupid: Yeah-- and WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!?
(Then a object crashed and out came the Eliminator)
Wanda: It's the Eliminator!
Piglet: Oh dear.
Eliminator: Must-- Huge Timmy Turner!
(He give him a huge)
Cosmo: Nope. It's the Huge-nator.
Tigger: What you know, they aren't destroy Timmy, they just hugging him.
Rabbit: I see better mysefl!
Eliminator: I had some else for you.
(The he gets A.J and Chester out if the vortex mouth)
A.J.: Timmy, you save us.
Chester: Dude, you totally rock.
Dark Laser: Man, it was Dark in there. And I'm Dark Laser.
Mark: Turner! You did it! Do not take this the wrong way, but-- I love You! How about now? Want to make out now?
(Vicky hit him, again)
Wanda: Okay, is that it?
(Then Trixie gets out)
Tigger: Nope. There's more.
(As he runs to kiss Trixie, his dad gets in front of him)
Mr. Turner: You save us! Oh-Oh-Oh! And excellent Man-smooch, Chosen Son.
Mrs. Turner: Hey! How about a Mom-smooch?
Wanda: Okay, that's got to be it.
(Then, Mark's parents came out)
Mark: Mother! Father!
King Gripullon Chang: Give us a squid-smooch, son.
Timmy: Turbo Thunder, are you okay?
Turbo Thunder: Oh, Timmy, I just wish I could once again Turbo-smooch-- my Parents?
(Then his parents came out as well)
Turbo Thunder: Mommy? Dad!
Turbo's Dad: It's great to be a family again.
Wanda: Now we have everybody.
Timmy: The Darkness was never looking for trouble in the universe, it was just looking for friends!
Wanda: And Finally, the Universe is safe again.
Otis: And no more villains.
Mickey: Now we can relax.
Twilight: That's right.
Pooh: And you know what that means.
Human Pinkie Pie: Let's celebrate!!
(FLOWERS rain down out of the Darkness onto Earth. Suddenly we hear a big CRASH - two giant feet land)
Timmy: What are you guys doing here?
Timmy turns to see all the Wand Guardians together. The Huge Vegon Rock Beast, the talking polar bear, Kiss and Elders!
the Elders: We should, like, party.
(At Fairy World, the throw a biggest Party ever)
Jorgen: Here is to the Best chosen one ever!
Timmy: And Finally, the best kiss ever.
Jorgen: You do realize, after this Party, I'm erasing everyone's memory, and you'll go to being The Not-Chosen, Buck-Toothed Loser boy. Oh, and that was the best kiss ever.
Timmy: Yeah, that figures. But at least I don'y have find any more Wands.
(At The cave of destiny)
(Burned in the wall of the cave is THE FINAL PROPHECY - it flames then settles into black writing. A picture of the chosen one with his arms out and the smiling Darkness above him. Then we pan over as the music gets ominous to a new drawing. It's the Destructonator - he's coming back! pull wide to see Cosmo with the chalk)
Cosmo: Just kidding. Ahh! Brain Freeze!
(Than Pitl of Rcok land on Cosmo)
It's Lost Forever/Ending Scene
[back to Patchy]
Patchy: Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?
Potty: Let's watch it again.
Patchy: [chuckles] That's a great idea, Potty. [looks on the table] Where's the remote? [continues searching] Where's the remote? [stands up] Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things... [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on the head] Eh... [falls to the floor]
Patchy: [stands back up and drops the brick on his foot; he is now holding his remote] My remote! [goes to the window] Thanks, stranger!
Mrs. Johnson: [outside, in a wheelchair] Don't mention it, Patchy! [flames shoot of the back of her wheelchair and she peels off, leaving a skid mark behind]
Patchy: Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind? [presses a button; a juggling clown appears on TV] No, that's not it. [presses another button; a weatherman appears on TV] Doh! Wrong again. [keeps flipping through the channels and grunting; a black and white horse movie comes on, then a blob movie, then a football game, then the giraffe from Krusty Krab Training Video, then the anemone from Your Shoe's Untied then a Tyrannosaurus Rex battling a Triceratops; Potty flies over]
Potty: Brawk! Let me do it!
Patchy: No, get away! [the lights go out] That's the light switch! [the light turns back on; Patchy and Potty fight over the remote, until a mariachi band pops up from behind the couch]
Potty: Brawk! That's the mariachi band button!
Patchy: Grrrrr... I hate technology!!!
Patchy: [continues pressing buttons on the remote] Rewind... darn you! [suddenly, the VCR starts spitting out tape]
Potty: Brawk! Failure ahoy!
Patchy: No! [tries to stop the tape from spewing out] Dah! DAH! Oh, blasted infernal machine! [gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling] Oh no! I've ruined Pooh's next Adventures Film! Now it's lost forever!
Potty: Brawk! Lost forever!
Narrator: Oh boy, what a loser. Well, I guess Today Pooh's Adventure Film will remain lost. But, tape or no tape, as long as there are stars in the sky, Winnie the Pooh will live on in our hearts and in our minds. Now get lost. I mean, bye. No, really, get lost.