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Here's remake version from Transcript of Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology (Full Movie).

The Prologue

(The movie Beginnings, at Patchy's House)

  • Potty: Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]
  • Patchy: WAH!!! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time?[looks at the camera] Oh, hello! Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?
  • Potty: They're here to see Pooh's next adventure. Brawk!
  • Patchy: But I haven't got his next adventure, because I... well, I lost it! [starts to cry]
  • Children: [off-screen] No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please!
  • Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about Winnie the Pooh.
  • Voice: Remembering, Winnie the Pooh!

[A music video plays with Pooh]

  • Audience: [clapping]
  • Patchy: I don't believe I lost his next adventure. [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.
  • Potty: What about your leg?
  • Patchy: Well, yeah, but...
  • Potty: And your eye.
  • Patchy: Well, the eye, I...
  • Potty: And your hand.
  • Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! [shoos Potty away] Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where Pooh's next adventure is. [a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over]
  • Potty: What is it? Brawk!
  • Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to lost Pooh's next Adventure I lost!
  • Potty: It's a dream come true!
  • Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! [shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps] Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. [grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg] Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! [runs down the steps, along with Potty]
  • Potty: Brawk!
  • Patchy: [an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]
  • Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?
  • Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. [continues walking]
  • Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.
  • Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it] Oh! [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! [lowers the map and sees a playground full of children] Merciful Neptune. Only for Pooh Bear. Only for Pooh Bear!!![runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse] AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! [goes up and down on a see-saw] Whoa!!! Whoa! [slides down a slide with his hands up] YAHHHHH!!! [hits the ground] Ow! [gets spun around on a merry-go-round] AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back] Ahh... Ahh... Ah! [inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him] AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [gets pushed on the swing by a little girl] AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! [the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand] We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this movie! [laughs] Dig it, get it?[laughs some more]
  • Potty: [covered in sand] You stink!
  • Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. [laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something] Hey Potty, I think I hit something. [camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand] Clever... bury your treasure above the surface.
  • Potty: Brawk!
  • Patchy: [opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it] This is it! [a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands] I don't know what it means either. [slams the top of the chest on the man] But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. [runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up] Yeah!!! Popcorn. [slams a bag of popcorn down on the table] Soda. [puts a cup of soda on the table] Pickled garlic! [puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down] Potty, hit the remote!
  • Potty: [drops an egg that hits the remote] Brawk! [the VCR turns on]
  • Patchy: [grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great! [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it. More Pooh's Adventures. [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five] This so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes!
  • Potty: Brawk! Pipe down!

[They show some SpongeBob's walk, and when that ends a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment]

  • Patchy: That's it? That's his next Adventure? THAT WAS JUST SPONGEBOB'S WALK CYCLES!!!
  • Potty: What a rip!
  • Patchy: Grrrrr... [his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears]  POOH BEAR BETRYAED US!' [cries] I'm sorry when I love his dumb adventures series in the first place?! I'm gonna get rid of all my Pooh Bear's stuff! All of it! All of it! [rips off his pants] All of it! [runs to the door] I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! [runs out the door crying]
  • Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead!
  • Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words) And now, for the real Pooh's next adventure.
  • Potty: Patchy, come back! There's more!
  • Patchy: Really? [he reverses] Hooray! Let's watch.

Timmy's Trilogy Wishes 

(Then the scene fades, as a the opening credits, and after that, where in the scene when Timmy is doing his trilogy wishes)

  • Timmy: I'm the one.

(He does amazing stunts)

  • Mr. Crocker: He's the one.

(Crocker follow him, starting the shut Timmy)

  • Mr. Crocker: There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
  • Mr. Crocker (1# clone): There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
  • Mr. Crocker (2# clone): I already said that.
  • Mr. Crocker: No, I said.
  • Mr. Crocker (1# clone): Are we gorgeous or what?
  • Mr. Crockers: (together) There's no escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner.

(Timmy jumping in fin air, and going around three times)

  • Timmy: Uh, we're still spinning.

(And Timmy fell down and hit a car)

  • Timmy: Yes! Nobody defeats Teo, master of the martial arts. Ha Ha! Hoo Hoo!

(They start shouting Timmy, again)

  • Timmy: Ooh.

(He start running, in slow monaching, and cut with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)

  • Cosmo: All right, Timmy! You may always be chosen last at school for kickball or as lab partner.
  • Wanda: But in your Trilogy wishes, you're always the chosen one.

(Then Pooh and his friends just comes in)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Hello! It's anybody here!
  • Wanda: Hey Pooh, What's up?
  • Cosmo: Long time, no see.
  • Piglet: Good to see you.
  • Timon: It's been a long time since then.
  • Pumbaa: Great seeing the trilogy movies.
  • Skipper: Wait, you know those guys?
  • Tigger: Oh we should do, Skipper. We meat those guys a really long time ago.
  • Genie: Yeah, it sure does, it's been so long since then.
  • Timon: I know, Great to see ya.
  • Cosmo: So you guys one that Pooh told us about. I'm Cosmo!
  • Wanda: And I'm Wanda! And this our son, Poof.
  • Poof: Poof! Poof!
  • Skipper: [shakes Cosmo's paw] Please to meet you three. The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. That there is Kowalski, he's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: [staring awestruck at Wanda] Uhhh...
  • Skipper: See? He's working on a whole 'nother level. And Rico, he's our demolition expert. He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all. And then there's Private. He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
  • Cosmo: Cut and cuddly.
  • Otis: So, what are you doing?
  • Cosmo: We're just doing Timmy's Movie parodies Trilogy wishes.
  • Timon: Can We watch it?
  • Cosmo: Sure thing, I don't see why not.

(Back with Timmy, and they stopped at a restaurant, and Mr. crocker add more clones of him)

  • Timmy: Hey, you guys look hungry. You want sweet-and-sour pork or... (he hit them with his power) Kapow!
  • Mr. Crockers: No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG.

(they got hit, and he clone more of him, Timmy runs away from then)

(Back to them, Wanda calls Timmy)

  • Wanda: Timmy, get the ring. Get the ring!

(Back at Timmy, again, Timmy say Telephone poll and answer it)

  • Timmy: Get me a new Trilogy wish. This one's not fun anymore.
  • Mr. Crockers: What? We're totally fun. 'Cause fun starts with "F."

(They throw Fs at him and going into the next trilogy wish)

  • Timmy: Cool. I'm in middle-earth.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Hay, Timmy.
  • Tigger: What's up, Timmy-Boy?
  • Timmy: Hey, Pooh, hey guys.
  • Otis: Long time no see.
  • Human Fluttershy: How have you been?
  • Timmy: I've been doing great.
  • Skipper: Timberous Turner, I presume. Pooh told us all about you.
  • Timmy: Really?
  • Skipper: [shakes Timmy's paw] Yep The name's Skipper. I run this outfit. That there is Kowalski, he's the brains of our operation. Say something smart, Kowalski.
  • Kowalski: Uhhh...
  • Skipper: See? He's working on a whole 'nother level. And Rico, he's our demolition expert. He destroyed that chair for the sheer fun of it. No reason at all. And then there's Private. He's... he's sort of our, you know, secretary/mascot.
  • Peck: So, what are you doing some action?
  • Timmy: I'm doing my trilogy wishes.
  • Donald Duck: So, why you doing these wishes?
  • Timmy: Well, I always want to be the chosen one.
  • Eeyore: If you say so.

(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof comes in)

  • Wanda: Here you go, chosen one. One ring to rule them all.
  • Human Applejack: Wait, that's a teething ring.
  • Timmy: Applejack's right, you know.
  • Wanda: Oh, sorry. Poof's teething.
  • Timmy: Yeah, I know.

(Timmy give teething ring to Poof)

  • Wanda: Here you go, One ring to rule--
  • Timmy: This is an onion ring!
  • Otis: Really? A Onion ring?
  • Cosmo: Oh, that's mine. (he attack Timmy, and he rubing the onion ring in his head) Precious... and delicious.
  • Eeyore: If figures.
  • Wanda: Oh, I know I've got that freaky ring somewhere. (She found it, from her hand) Oh, here it is.

(She give the ring slowing, and they going to the volcano)

  • Wanda: Only the chosen on can take this ring and drop it into the fire of Dark Mount Gloom.
  • Otis: Dark Mount Gloom? What's that?
  • Kowalski: Well, Otis, this a mount is made of--

(She toke a bit)

  • Timmy: What? Are you telling us this mountain is chocolate?
  • Wanda: Dark Chocolate. What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?

(They made it to the top, they go blow away from the wind)

  • Cosmo: Timmy, throw the ring in the lava!

(Timmy walks to the lava and throw the ring in it, and the wind the sun comes up)

  • Mickey Mouse: Wow, that's was quick.
  • Timmy: You said it, Mickey. Seriously, how about we have a little bit more action in my next chosen one mega action trilogy wish?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: I'd like that.
  • Abby: Me too.
  • Freddy: Me three.
  • Wanda: You got it.

(They've going Timmy's third trilogy wish)

  • Timmy: WHOO HOO! I'm chosen one magic wizard boy Timmy Totter, and I'm playing Pooferscoop.

(Timmy and Pooh and his friends follow Poof)

  • Cosmo: Timmy Totter? I prefer tater totters.

(Cosmo hit that building)

  • Cosmo: Ah!
  • Human Applejack: Now this what I'm talking about.
  • Donald Duck: You said it.

(Wanda toke a bit on her broomstick)

  • Wanda: Oh, you've got to try this pretzel broomstick.
  • Winnie the Pooh: It's a Honey Broomstick?
  • Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?
  • Winnie the Pooh: I'm pratice.
  • Timmy: That does it. I'm not making any more wishes before breakfast.

(Timmy got zapped)

  • Tigger: What was that?
  • Goofy: Um, guys, look!
  • Wanda: Oh, No! It's the ultimate bad, nasty wizard, Moldywart.
  • Vicky: It's not Moldy, but it is indeed a wart. (Laughing)
  • Pip: We're in trouble now!
  • Pig: Look out, she mint be gassy.

(She start to zapped him, again, they running away, they hid on that building)

  • Cosmo: Timmy, before you get destroyed, can you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?

(Than Vicky zapped the building throw and her head pops out throw that hole)

  • Vicky: Ha Ha! Here's Moldy.

(They start running again, and Jorgen comes in)

  • Jorgen: TURNER!

(He did arid of Vicky)

  • Jorgen: STOP!
  • Timmy: Cool, Jorgen got rid of Moldywart, and now We can scoop the poof.
  • Winnie the Pooh: And we better do it fast.
  • Pig: Yeah!
  • Simba: Let's do this!
  • Otis: Charge!

(They start chasing Poof, again. Then Jorgen give rid of Cosmo and Wanda. Then finally Timmy got it)

  • Timmy: Yes!
  • Tigger: (Laughing) Now that what I called fair playing.
  • Skipper: Awesome game!
  • Private: Let's celebrate!
  • Otis: What could go wrong?

(The Jorgen give rid of Poof, too)

  • Timmy: Poof? Have, what gives? We're playing a game here!
  • Tigger: Yeah, do you know all the sports, Jorgen.
  • Rabbit: That's right.
  • Jorgen: The Fun times are over. This is not a game. Remain the shadows. Do not speak your name!
  • Timmy: Uh, you're freaking me out here, dude.

(And Jorgen send Timmy and Pooh and his friends falling)

  • All: (Screaming)

(And they landed at Timmy's House)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh! We're back your house, Timmy.
  • Timmy: You're right, Pooh, A trilogy wish with a twist ending. I'll wish up another sequel after school: The Chosen one 4: Jorgen's a Jerk.
  • Simba: That's not a good idea.
  • Timmy: Any other suggestions?
  • Pig: I was gonna suggest The Chosen one 4: Poopy McHits-a-lot, but yours is good, too.
  • Rabbit: That's the dumbest idea, I've ever heard.
  • Human Fluttershy: Um, can we go inside now, I'm hungry.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, me too.
  • Pip: Me three.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Me four.
  • Otis: Let's find something to eat.
  • Timmy: Ok than. Cosmo? Wanda? Poof?
  • Mickey Mouse: Hey, where are they?
  • Twilight Sparkle: They were here a moment ago.
  • Tigger: Where'd they go?
  • Timon: Jorgen must has taken them somewhere.
  • Kowaski: Yeah, maybe they having a Emergency meaning for a problem at Fairly World, that all fairlies must counting for.
  • Skipper: Good point, Kowaski. So, when they'll come back?
  • Kowaski: I have no idea.
  • Skipper: Well, let's just wait until they get back.
  • Timmy: Yeah, that's a good idea, Skipper.

(They went inside)

  • Timmy: Hay, dad, mom. Can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for me? Preferably with a toy with the box?
  • Mr. Turner: Eh, honey, why is a buck-tooth street urchin with a pink hat calling us mom and dad, and his friends doing here and asking for food?
  • Timmy: Um, 'cause I'm your son?
  • Mickey Mouse: Yeah, Timmy, remember, your son?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah, he's your son.
  • Mrs. Turner: But we don't have a son. We decided against having children so we have more money, less responsibility, and weekends free.
  • Mr. Turner: Yeah, having kids would only tie us down and prevent us from doing fun things, like going to this weekend's Big M.A.R.F. Festival.
  • Timmy: The Middle-aged Rock festival?
  • Both: 'Cause you're never too old to rock and roll!

(they beak their backs)

  • Both: Ow! Our Backs!
  • Rabbit: Are you two out of your minds!?
  • Human Twilight: You're guys 50-60 years old.
  • Mr. Turner: They are right. Maybe we are too old. To the heating Pads!
  • Mrs. Turner: Grab a muffin, and let yourself and your friends out, street urchin.

(They walk away in pain)

  • Timmy: Street Urchin? M.A.R.F. festival? Eh, I got weirder mornings.
  • Pip: Let's go grab a muffin.
  • Timmy: No, not that one.
  • Pumbaa: That's too magical.
  • Skipper: We don't want that last time.

Nora Beady's Report

(Nora Beady was watching them)

  • Nora Beady: Nora's log: Turner's date 438.5. I am beginning my all-day easedropping on Pooh bear and his friends. (Than she spooted something, and it was Simba, and his friends) What it's that Simba, I didn't see him since I meat him back at the great Valley. Huh?

(Then Dr. Facilier comes in)

  • Nora Beady: Oh hey, Facilier! What's going on?
  • Dr. Facilier: Jafar and the others are waiting for you, Nora.
  • Nora Beady: They are?
  • Dr. Facilier: Yes, they want to see you clown immediately.
  • Nora Beady: Alright, I'm coming.

(Nora Beady has arrived at Jafar and the others are)

  • Nora Beady: Uh, hello everyone.

(Everyone is look at her)

  • Dr. Blowhole: Why, hello their Nora.
  • Nora Beady: So uh, how are things?
  • Jafar: You're late!!
  • Nora Beady: I know Jafar, but I just reporting...
  • Pete: it better be good news?
  • Maleficent: Are you sure, Pooh and his friends are with Turner yet?
  • Nora Beady: Yes they have, Maleficent. They're with Timmy Turner as I speak, but they aren't alone, cause some twerps are with them.
  • Scar: Perfect, It's there anybody else?
  • Nora Beady: Turns out that Twilight Sparkle have join with them.
  • Hades: Oh yeah. (Chuckles)
  • Nora Beady: And there's Skipper, Kowalski, Rico, and Private are with them, as well.
  • Dr. Blowhole: How interesting.
  • Fidget: Sure does.

I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!

(At the school)

  • Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda! Where the heck are they?
  • Simba: I wonder why Jorgen takes Cosmo and Wanda away.
  • Timon: I don't know?
  • Human Rainbow Dash:This is stranger than our world.
  • Timmy: Well, If I have to face the education system without magic, I better be prepared.
  • Otis: Me too.

(At the the classroom, Timmy, Pooh and his friends walks in)

  • Timmy: Hey, guys. Where's my seat?
  • Chester: Wow, a new kids who doesn't know we're not cool!
  • Timmy: What are you talking about? I know you're not cool, and It's me. HELLO!
  • Private: What's your deal anyway?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Do you remember him?
  • Eeyore: Yeah.
  • A.J.: I'm A.J., the class genius, new kids. You can have my seat. I'll stand.
  • Otis: A.J. You know us, Timmy Turner!
  • Duke: Yeah, and Duke, too.
  • Human Flurttershy: You've got to remember us, A.J. and Chester!
  • Human Rarity: Yeah, you guys, and Timmy are friends.
  • Timon: You know it, right?
  • Timmy: Guys, we're not--
  • Mr. Crocker: New Kids! Don't you guys know these kids aren't cool? A.J.(he use a megaphone), "F" FOR STANDING! Man, I love megaphones. Okay, class, Today's assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the new kids' self-esteem.
  • Timmy: But we're not new kids. Look, I've even done the homework you assigned on the Big Dipper.
  • Mr. Crocker: Hmm, an overachieving suck-up. I like it. But "F"!
  • All: (Screams)
  • Mr. Crocker: That's how we roll in the fifth grade. And everyone knows there's no such thing as the "Big Dipper."
  • Rabbit: You got to be kidding me.
  • Mr. Crocker: Oh I'm not kidding.
  • Timmy: The Big Dipper doesn't exist?
  • A.J.: Where'd you guys move here from, Dumbsville?

(Everyone is laughing at them)

  • Timmy: I've lived here my whole life! And Pooh visited me all the time! What's wrong with you guys? I'm you best friend. You beat me up every day. And I've been in love with you since kindergarten!
  • Mr. Crocker: Awkward.
  • Skipper: This is embarrassing.
  • Timmy: First my parents, and now you guys? What's wrong with everyone? Look at me! I'm Timmy! TIMMY TURNER!!

(Then, Head Eliminator comes in)

  • Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
  • Timmy: Okay, what the heck is that? 
  • Winnie the Pooh: I think it's a robot.
  • Timon: You think so?
  • Human Rarity: Yes it is a robot.
  • Chester: Wow, another new kids!

(Head Eliminator shout a laser with his heads)

  • Chester: Who shoots deadly lasers!

  • Otis: Milk me.
  • Mr. Crocker: Okay, class, new assignment. Run for your-- darn this chalk--Life!

(Crocker and students screams and left the classroom. Head Eliminate life Mr. Crocker's desk)


  • Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.

(He destroy his desk)


  • Timmy: It's official. This is the weirdest morning ever!
  • Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!
  • Otis: I know, Run in feel!
  • Pig: Run away!
  • Timon: Let's get out of here!
  • Skipper: Move boys, Move!

(They started running)

  • Timmy: We got to get out of here fast.
  • Freddy: Yeah, but which vehicle to take?
  • Timmy: No. No.

(They found A.J.'s Ride)

  • Otis: Perfect.

  • Mickey Mouse: Get on!

(they got on it)

  • Timmy: Thank you, A.J.

(They drove off)

  • Winnie the Pooh: That was a close one.

  • Rabbit: Tell me about it. I've almost lost my tail.

(The Head Eliminator and fly off, cut up of them)

  • Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
  • Winnie the Pooh: They've spotted us!
  • Piglet: Oh dear.
  • Tigger: Uh oh.
  • Otis: We're dead, aren't we?
  • Pip: Yep.
  • Timmy: We gotta find Cosmo and Wanda and wish robo-dork away.

(They hide in that build broad)

  • Timmy: That was close.
  • Freddy: Good thing that build broad were here.
  • Piglet: This is terrible.
  • Eeyore: Could get worst.

(Jorgen grab Them)

  • Timmy: (Screams)
  • Eeyore: See?
  • Timmy: Ah! Don't eliminate us! I'm not---
  • Jorgen: Timmy Turner!
  • Timmy: Jorgen! Man, are we glad to see you... And to see somebody who knows me.

(Jorgen brings out weapon)

  • Timmy: Now We're not so glad.
  • Freddy: Don't shoot us, shoot Peck.
  • Peck: Wait, What?!
  • Jorgen: DUCK!
  • Timon: Hit the dirt!

(They duck and Jorgen Shut Head Eliminator)

  • Timmy: What is that thing?
  • Skipper: And why is that thing is chasing us?
  • Jorgen: I told you guys not to say Timmy's name, like I sort of just did. They have really good hearing.

(Head Eliminator opens his mouth blows in Timmy and Pooh and his friends)

  • Timmy: And a really big mouth. Ah! Help!

(Timmy, Pooh and his friends blow away, and Jorgen got them)

  • Jorgen: Hang On!
  • Abby: Otis, this looks like the end.
  • Otis: No, it's a minor setback.
  • Men: (Voice) You're listening to K.R.E.P., Creepy music for those creepy alley cliff-hangers.
  • Jorgen: I hate this station.

(He left them go)

  • Otis: Now it's the end.
  • Jorgen: Oops.
  • All: (Screams)
  • Jorgen: Guys, hang on!
  • All: To what?
  • Jorgen: Good Point!
  • All: (Screaming)

(Jorgen Poof a rope to get them out of his mouth)

  • Jorgen: Now we shut that pie hole with a manhole.

(Jorgen throw something to the Head Eliminator)

  • Head Eliminator: Destroy, Timmy Turner.
  • Jorgen: Althought I sympathize with you sentiments, I cannot allow that to happen at this time.

(Jorgen poof a morcycle)

  • Jorgen: Hop on my hog and hold me tight.

(They got on and drove off. And Head Eliminator fly off, too, and cut them up, again)

(At Timmy's House)

  • Mrs. Turner: There goes that street urchin and his friends. Ooh, They's living on the edge.
  • Mr. Turner: Eeh! Not as Edgey as we're gonna be cruising in the the M.A.R.F. Machine on our way to the M.A.R.F. Festival. Now to make sure we have enough goodies to keep road trip rockin'. Stuff of my stomach, stuff for my back, stuff for my throat, and the nasel spray for my deviated septum.
  • Mrs. Turner: Let's Party!

(they broke their backs,again)

  • Both: Our Backs!
  • Mr. Crocker: Hey, fellow M.A.R.F.ers. I'm going to Middle-aged Rock Festival too, and I could use a ride.
  • Mr. Turner: Look, Pal. Gas, glasses or aspirnin. Nobody rides for free.
  • Mr. Crocker: Let's M.A.R.F.!

(they got in the car and drove off and come back)

  • Mrs. Turner: Middle-Aged Bladder. Potty break!
  • Both: Right behind you!

(Back to them)

  • Winnie the Pooh: He's coming closer!
  • Timmy Turner: He's gainning on us! Anyway, who is he?!
  • Jorgen: There will be time for explanations when you all are safe.

(They go throw the mall's wall into the fairlyworld, but the Head Eliminator didn't made it, so he crash throw the wall into the mall, He dress up a cool guy, then he send two Eliminators)

  • Head Eliminator: Now eliminate Timmy Turner.

(they split up)

(At Fairy World)

  • Jorgen: Well, that was a close one.
  • Mickey Mouse: You said it.
  • Pumbaa: Say, where are the fairies?
  • Otis: I don't know.
  • Rabbit: Maybe it's vanished.
  • Jorgen: Now hang on to me again. We have a long road ahead of us. But know one thing: All the fairies are safe and hidden where the enemy cannot find them.
  • Goofy: And what's that?
  • Timon: And where are they taking fairies into this place?

Fairly-Gum-Ball Machine

(All the fairies is in that Gumball machine at "Snacks")

  • Wanda: Ah! Where are we? Last time I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
  • Cosmo: And the last thing I remember is you saying the last you remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
  • Poof: Poof!
  • Cupid: Oh! We're in a gumball machine.
  • Tooth Fairy: I hope we're sugarless.
  • Cosmo: Every Fairly in the FairlyWorld must be in here.
  • Juandissimo: I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom, like Binky.
  • Binky: (Voice) Hi, guys.
  • Wanda: Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out. Oh, no, our wands are gone.
  • Cosmo: and our hands are gone!
  • Tooth Fairy: But at least we're safe.

(Than a boy just comes in)

  • Cosmo: Not Safe!

(He bring Binky out)

  • Binky: (Screams)
  • All: Uh, no! He's got Binky!
  • Binky: I don't want to be a Gumballlllll!

(He start chewing Binky)

  • Binky: (Screams)
  • All: Ah, The horror!

(he brings out all the money out)

  • All: The Quarters!

The Cave Prophecy

(At the Jungle)

  • Jorgen: Don't let go.

(At a snow storm)

  • Jorgen: (grunting)

(At the desert's rest stop)

  • Jorgen: You guys could have let go that time.

(And Back to Fairly World)

  • Timmy: We're back here again?
  • Jorgen: Oh, You're got to be kidding me.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: So why we looking for anyway?
  • Jorgen: The Cave of Destiny. It is all your questions will be answered.
  • Kowaski: The Cave of Destiny?
  • Private: That's a weird name.
  • Goofy: You can said that again.
  • Simba: So, where is it?
  • Pip: Maybe is that mountain over there?
  • Timmy: Yeah, Pip is right, it is that cave up there.

(they found it)

  • Jorgen: Man, why can I never find that place?

(At the cave)

  • Timmy: The Cave of Destiny is creepy.
  • Jorgen: Oh, these are just from last year's halloween party... I think. We also rent out the cave for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
  • Genie: Really?
  • Jorgen: Yeah, really.
  • Timmy: Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah.
  • All: What's going on?
  • Jorgen: Maybe these pretty pictures will help.(He poof of a prophesy pictures) Or, as we call them in Fairly World... (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
  • Timmy: The cave prophesy?
  • Jorgen: No, you're not saying it right. Go with the echo. (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
  • Human Applejack: What's that?
  • Jorgen: I'll tail you. In ancient Fairy Times, A fairy's main job was to fight, no frolic.
  • Donald Duck: Frolic?
  • Goofy: What does that mean?
  • Jorgen: I was getting to that. They constantly battled a mysterious enemy called The Darkness.... And Its agents of destruction, eliminators. And they fairy warriors were victorious only when they combined all of their wand powers and neutralized The Darkness with its natural enemy, light. But our ancient ancestors feared the mysterious foe would come back. So they sent millions of our strongest soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it... So that should the Darkness ever return, we will have a shield of protection no unlike today's underarm deodorants.
  • Timmy: Amazing!
  • Otis: I know right!
  • Tigger: Awesome!
  • Timmy: Do you have any popcorn?
  • Jorgen: Small, Medium, or Large?
  • Timmy: Surprise me.
  • Winnie the Pooh: So the stars in space are really fairy warriors.
  • Timmy: And they watching out for the Darkness?
  • Jorgen: They are our first warning system. And last night, our deepest outpost, the Big Dipper brigade, just disappeared.
  • Timmy: The Big Dipper?
  • Mickey Mouse: So that's why Crocker say it doesn't exist.
  • Jorgen: Yes, I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so people wouldn't freak out. I also wiped away any memory of you so that no one would say your name and give away you location.
  • Timmy: So this great, but how does it affect us?
  • Jorgen: I'm not finished. Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand the could destroy the darkness, should it ever return. And to protect this white wand form falling into the wrong hands, they decided that only a chosen one could possess it and unlock its true powers.
  • Timmy: Cool.
  • Goofy: So, where is it?
  • Jorgen: No one knows, but it said, that this cryptic message reveals its location. So far, no one has been able to solve the ancient riddle.
  • Pig: What does it say?
  • Freddy: Hold on, let me get my ready glasses.
  • Pip: Dude, you can't ready.
  • Freddy: Oh, can't I? [clear his throut] Gilly-Bob, Gilly, flighr boot. Ha, in your faces!
  • Skipper: Rico?

(Then Rico slaps at Freddy)

  • Human Fluttershey: So what it really said?
  • Timmy: "The Wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss..."
  • Private: What does that mean?
  • Jorgen: You tell to Timmy, because the chosen one is him, Timmy Turner!
  • Timmy: What?!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
  • Piglet: What?!
  • Winnie the Pooh: What?!
  • Rabbit: What?!
  • Eeyore: Huh?!
  • Otis: What?!
  • Otis's Friends: Say What?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: What?!
  • Timon: What?!
  • Pumbaa: What?!?
  • Simba: What?
  • Mickey, Donald and Goofy: What?!
  • Jorgen: Yes, check it out. Pink hat, big teeth, initials T.T. And I am not the only one who knows it.
  • Timmy: The Eliminators were here? They know I'm the chosen one?
  • Rabbit: And you just said his name out loud?
  • Jorgen: And it echoed a bit too, didn't it

(Then the Lead Eliminator came through the wall)

  • Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
  • Timmy: Man, that thing looks terrifying.
  • Tigger: Um, show them what you made of, buddy bear?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Flat.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Timon: Yep, you said it.

(They Eliminators open their mouths, again)

  • Timmy: Get us out of here!
  • Jorgen: (whistles)

(He calls out his motorcycle, they got on again, and drove off. Then, they going into the wall)

  • Timmy: (Yells) We're heading for the wall!
  • Jorgen: Don't worry. We will vanish before we--

(They crashed in to the wall)

  • Timmy: Listen, as the chosen one, I choose to be not the chosen one! I've never been chosen for anything: Not kickball, not lab partner. Why?
  • Simba: Because you're a kid?
  • Otis: Cause you're a nobody?
  • Freddy: Cause you're a big tooth boy?
  • Timmy: No! Because I'm a bad choice!
  • Jorgen: The Cave Prophesy does not lie. Don't worry, I have a plan.
  • Timmy: Ah, thanks Goodness.
  • Jorgen: If it's you they want, it's you they'll get.
  • Timmy: I hate that plan!
  • Tigger: Yeah, how you gonna do it, turn into "Timmy"?

(Jorgen turn into his self to Timmy)

  • Tigger: I'd had to ask.
  • Timmy: Plan's getting better.
  • Jorgen: Good luck, you guys. Timmy, you were a pain in my butt, but... (Nobody get's it) Well, that's all I got. Good lock.
  • Timmy: Where you going?
  • Jorgen: For you guys to go on, The Darkness must believe you have been Eliminated. Don't worry, Timmy, you got Pooh and his pals with you. Remember, The wand is hidden in a rock sealed with a kiss.
  • Pip: Go luck dude. I give it 5 minutes tops.
  • Otis: Could you please be supportive?
  • Jorgen: Hello! I am Timmy Turner. Look how stupid I am. (babbling)

(Head Eliminator sucked Jorgen up and some Eliminators)

  • Jorgen: (Screams)
  • Head Eliminator: Finally, we have the chosen one.
  • Eliminator 1#: Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on main street.
  • Eliminator 2#: Yeah, no ones said you are the boss of us, and--

(He sucked up two Eliminators and himself)

  • Timmy: Hello? Joegen? Hello? Jorgen? Anybody? We can't stop the Darkness by ourselves. How do I find the Wand? How do we get back to earth? What am I supposed to do?
  • Pig: We gotta get out of here!
  • Genie: How, There's no way out!
  • Skipper: Pull it together guys, We must figure a way out!
  • Kowalski: Hold on a second, guys. I think we aren't alone.
  • Skipper: What are you talking about, Kowalski?
  • Kowalski: Do you know what Jorgen said? He said that those stars up their fairy warriors.
  • Peck: Hey, that's right. They he also said they always ready when the Darkness comes back.
  • Timmy: Yes! We're not alone!

(All the stars are gone)

  • Winnie the Pooh: They're gone.
  • Piglet: Oh, dear.
  • Tigger: Uh-oh.
  • Timmy: (Screams)

Back on Earth/To Las Vegas

(Back on Earth, At M.E.R.F. their Telephone rings)

  • Officer 1#: Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. Uh-huh. Yeah. I see.

(He send M.E.R.F. alarm)

  • Officer 2#: What's with the M.E.R.F. Alarms?
  • Officer 1#: Look, it's probably nothing, but it seems that every star in the sky has completely vanished.
  • Officer 2#: Eh, you're right: It's probably nothing. (He spill his drink) Every star in the sky has vanished?
  • Officer 1#: Should we put out an emergency broadcast letting the population of earth know that an alien attack is imminent?
  • Officer 2#: Yes, the people have a right to know what's going on. Or...

(At M.A.R.F. Machine Radio)

  • Man: (Voice) In others news, The Government has announced that they turned off the stars to conserve energy.
  • Mr. Turner: Ooh, I totally believe that. We have such a great government.
  • Mrs. Turner: And they're never lied to us, because deceiving people is wrong.
  • Mr. Crocker: Fan belt's fixed. let's M.A.R.F. and roll, Baby!

(They drove off and stopped, again)

  • All: Potty break!

(Back to Fairly World)

  • Timmy: Okay, Don't panic, Turner. I'm the chosen one. All we have to do is get back to Earth, get the dumb wand, defeat The Darkness. What ever that is?
  • Human Fluttershy: I don't want leave this place anymore.
  • Otis: Calm down, We'll think a way out.
  • Abby: I know, but we can't get out of this mess.
  • Pumbaa: Yeah, this is way worse than those hyenas.
  • Piglet: Don't worry Pumbaa, we'll work together to get out.
  • Skipper: We must find a way out to find the first treasure.
  • Timon: We have to hurry back to earth then.
  • Tigger: And we should find a wand, and defeat the darkness.
  • Human Applejack: But we don't know what this Darkness looks like?
  • Winnie the Pooh: Um, guys. I see we have some small problems.

(The Darkness comes in)

  • Timmy: Okay, that must be it. (Screams)
  • Rabbit: Run, run! We gotta run!
  • Tigger: Make at break for it!

(They start running, again)

  • Timmy: How We get back to Earth? Wait; Jorgen's Fairy Cycle.

(Every one got in the Fairy Cycle)

  • Timmy: Awesome! We'll just blast through this portal, and then Turner--

(They jump off the cycle with no move-ness, they start running, again)

  • All: (Screams)
  • Tigger: It's a dead end! We're Trap! Trap like brackets!
  • Otis: The Darkness will devour us all! It's probably watching us right now! I don't taste good! I'm very gamey, if you're watching! So scared.
  • Abby: Otis, snap out of it.
  • Peck: Get it together, man.
  • Freddy: Coward!
  • Pig: You sicken me.
  • Pip: Could you bend down a bit?
  • Otis: Yeah, no problem.
  • Pip: Man up!
  • Otis: Why?
  • Abby: Guys, slapping Otis isn't going to help us to get down to Earth.
  • Freddy: You're right. Let's kick him.
  • Abby: No, Freddy.
  • Timmy: Think, Turner. What fairy goes back and forth to Earth more than anybody?
  • Pip: Um, you mean like a Tooth Fairy?
  • Timmy: Bingo! Tooth Fairly Enterprises, home of the legendary quarter transporter. Every time an Earth Kid puts a tooth under their pillow, It comes here, and it's replaced, by cold, hard cash.
  • Abby: How are we going to do that?
  • Timmy: It's easy. I just making it the the turner returner.
  • Otis: I don't get.
  • Human Rarity: Me either, but let's see whether it works.

(Every one is on the conbar- balt)

  • Timmy: I hope this works.

(All of Fairly World is sucked up By the Darkness. Back on Earth)

  • Boy: I wonder what the Tooth fairy left.

(He found Timmy and the others)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Hello.
  • Piglet: Uh, Hi.
  • Boy: It's the Stuffed animals!
  • Timmy: Shh. Dude, I'm the Chosen One.
  • Boy: No, you're a crazy kids under my pillow who stole my quarter! Mom, quarter thieves!

(Everyone running)

  • All: (Screams)
  • Boy: My dad's a cop!

(Than Cop car chasing them)

  • All: (Screams)

(They trip and when into the sewer line, Timmy found a wanted sign of him)

  • Timmy: That was Quick.
  • Timon: Yep, you said it.
  • Simba: We almost got caught.
  • Private: I thought we get arrested.
  • Otis: Now we never gonna find a wand!
  • Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, and there's no way we can locate this wand on our own.
  • Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, where are you?

(Back at "Snacks")

  • Binky: (Screams)
  • Cosmo: He's still chewing Binky.
  • Boy: Ugh, this one lost its flavor.

(He throw Binky)

  • Binky: It's horrible in there. And he recently had nachos.
  • All: (Screams)
  • Boy: (he got Wanda) Ooh, a tasty pink gumball.
  • Cosmo: Wanda! Wanda! No!

(Cosmo say Wanda)

  • Wanda: Cosmo, No!
  • Juandissimo: Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?

(Cosmo break free out of boy's mouth)

  • Cosmo: Who's up for a balloon ride to freedom?

(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof got out of "Snacks")

  • Juandissimo: Quick, everyone. Into the gross kid mouth!

(Every Fairy went into kid's mouth and he fell off the table)

  • Cosmo: Whee!
  • Wanda: Cosmo, you saved us.
  • Cosmo: Hang on to my bubble butt, baby! Whee!

(Back to Timmy)

  • Timmy: The Chosen one was alone in the city. But he and his friends knew if they could find his fairies, he could solve this ancient riddle and locate the--

(They got hit by a bus)

  • Woman: Okay, follow me to see the kiss, Schmodin's most famous sculpture, here at the Dimmsdale Art Museum.
  • Timmy: The Kiss. Wait a second. The White wand is hidden in the rock and sealed with a kiss. I don't need Cosmo and Wanda. The Wand is in that statue.
  • Winnie the Pooh: That's what i'm talking about.
  • Otis: Okay, So let's go to the museum.
  • Skipper: Wait, It's says no animals allowed.
  • Genie: Oh, I see.
  • Freddy: Their right, We have to wait of a while.
  • Simba: Well, Okay then.
  • Timon: As long we finally found the white wand.

(Inside the building)

  • Woman: Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old. More than a work of art, it's a work of magic.
  • Timmy: Excuse me. Coming through. Hey, hey, what's going on? How's tricks? Like the shoes.

(Timmy broke it)

  • Woman: Suffering Statues!
  • Timmy: Don't panic. I'm the Chosen One. I'm saving your lives.
  • Woman: Security!
  • Timmy: There's no wand. Where's the wand?
  • Men: Freeze, Statue smasher!
  • Men 2#: Hey, he's also the Quarter thief.
  • Timmy: And that's when the Chosen One Decided to... Run!

(He run outside and stop)

  • Men: Freeze!
  • Men 3#: And tell us, mystery lady, have you seen the evil perpetrator?
  • Timmy: Uh, nope. I'm just standing here, being a lady. I use lipstick.
  • Men 3#: Thanks, trustworthy citizen with a renaissance smile. Move out, boys!

(They left)

  • Timmy: No wander I'm the Chosen One. I'm good.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, that was easy for being the master of disquise. You'd gave them the slip.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Yeah, great one, too.
  • Timmy: Yeah, come on, let's go!

(Than, Timmy let his Wanted picture behind, Head Eliminatior saw it)

  • Head Eliminator: The Chosen One is here. We were fooled. Find them. And someone tell the boss about it. 
  • Eliminator 1#: And we will... Right after we hit the sweet Pink Shirt shop. 
  • Head Eliminator: What? 
  • Eliminator 2#: Oh, you're the only one who gets to wear cool Earth clothes? 
  • Head Eliminator: Ugh. Hurry up. 

(They wen into the shop and got pink t-shirt) 

  • Both: Sweet!

(At Timmy's house) 

  • Timmy: I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of me, But let's just hope he didn't erase... The Timmy Cave.
  • Rabbit: Of course, the Timmy Cave! Let's go there!
  • Abby: Right.
  • Mickey Mouse: Well alright! Let's go.

(Everyone went down into the Timmy Cave) 

  • Timmy: I knew the Fairy Snacking Tracking Device would pay off Someday. 

(And it show they in Las Vegas)  

  • Timmy: Los Vegas?  
  • Timon: Vegas? What are they doing in Vegas?  
  • Human Rarity: It's very amazing.  
  • Peck: I never heard of this before.  
  • Timmy: Okay, not a problem. 'Cause I have The Turner Cycle.  
  • Otis: Yeah, what can go wrong?
  • Pig: Time to fight!
  • Pip: You know what time it is?
  • Timmy: Time to rock and roll.  

(They got out and his M.E.R.F. Van)  

  • Officer 1#: Well, Well. Just the man M.E.R.F.'s looking for.

(At M.E.R.F.'s)

  • Officer 2#: You're and you're friends in a lot of trouble, mister, because according to our records, you have no records. You don't exist!
  • Officer 1#: And that's why you're at The Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. M.E.R.F. for short.
  • Timmy: I'm not an Alien!
  • Tigger: Yeah, police-sirs! We're not aliens either!
  • Officer 2#: Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased through Dimmsdale by a shape-shifting mambot suggest otherwise.
  • Officer 1#: And these photos were taken an hour ago.
  • Timmy: Wait. The Eliminators are back?
  • Timon: Okay, that's not good.
  • Human Fluttershy: I don't like it.
  • Piglet: Me neither.
  • Officer 1#: If I were you, I'd surrender now and let us start dissecting you.
  • Timmy: I...am...not...an...Alien!
  • Officer 2#: You think this is a joke, huh? You think we're idiots? Well, I've got news for you. They don't give out high-tech neural stun rays to idiots.
  • Officer 1#: Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick.
  • Officer 2#: And you sure don't get a super spy car with a trunk full of spy stuff unless you know what you're doing.
  • Both: Yeah, we Rock!

(They left)

  • Officer 2#: I hope they doesn't take the car.
  • Timmy: Now to find Cosmo and Wanda by linking this computer to the Timmy Cave Supercomputer.
  • Mr. Crocker: Word to the wise: Don't wipe with cactus.

(Back at "Snacks")

  • Woman: What'll ti be, fellas?
  • Head Eliminator: Do you have any Uranium?
  • Woman: Uh, no.
  • Eliminator 1#: Well'll have the Chicken Fingers.
  • Woman: That's fine.
  • Head Eliminator: You guys look totally stupid.
  • Eliminator 1#: That's because you're stupid.

(He suck the half of "Snacks")

  • Head Eliminator: Next time, use a straw, will ya?

(Than the TV is on)

  • Chet Ubetcha: This Chet Ubetcha on this convenient news network. The Quarter Thief/Statue Smasher is on the loose and last seen heading towards Las Vegas. But just like all the stars being gone from the sky, The government assures us we have nothing to worry about.
  • Head Eliminator: Let's go to Vegas.

(They heading to vegas and Eliminator 1# come back from his orlder)

  • Eliminator 1#: Do you have any ranch dressing?

(Back to Timmy and the others)

  • Timon: This is a long drive.
  • Pumbaa: You said it.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Is any news of Cosmo and Wanda?
  • Timmy: Well, according to this, Cosmo and Wanda are right in front of us, But I don't see--

(Than Cosmo, Wanda and Poof is font of them, and started the car spinning)

  • All: (Screaming)

(They stopped)

  • Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I missed you guys so much.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Good to see you again!
  • Otis: We found you!
  • Human Applejack: Um Timmy, Poof's teething on your arm, again.
  • Timmy: Wow, what a future. Ugh! Jorgen said he to protect you, but this what he camp up with: Gum?
  • Wanda: Protect us? For what?
  • Timmy: I'm not sure if this is going to make any sense, but The Darkness is back.
  • Both: The Darkness is back?
  • Timmy: And you've got to help us find an Ancient White Wand, 'cause I'm the chosen one.
  • Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (Laughing)
  • Tigger: Hey, what's is big idea, this is serious!
  • Wanda: Okay, The Darkness, I can buy. But you as the Chosen One.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Hey! So far, he've been an awesome Chosen One!  
  • Cosmo: And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators are chasing you too.
  • Timmy: Yes, But they can't find me as long as you don't say my name.
  • Cosmo: You mean Timmy Turner?

(And Eliminators just pops in)

  • Timmy: Should have seen that coming.

(They start shoting them, Timmy and the others hiding) 

  • Timmy: I can't Believe it's all going to end while I hide behind a spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets. Wait a minute. 

(Timmy turn a car into a frezze weapons) 

  • Timmy: Yup, that'll work. 

(They frezze Eliminator) 

  • Head Eliminator: Eliminator the Chosen One. 
  • Timmy: Awesome! And now to help you guys get back to fairy form. 

(Timmy make Cosmo, Wanda and Poof into theirselfs in gum version) 

  • Timmy: There. Back to Normal... Sorta. 
  • Piglet: It's still in their gum form. 
  • Skipper: That wasn't working at all. 
  • Timon: Yep, you said it. 
  • Cosmo: I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind? 

(Poof have a big bubble on his butt) 

  • Cosmo: Cool! I like being Gum. 
  • Wanda: Do not pop that bubble. 

(Than Timmy turn into car a cycle) 

  • Timmy: Okay, let's go find that wand. 

(They let go of the cycle again) 

  • Wanda: You stink at riding motorcycles. 

(Than M.E.R.F.'s Team just comes in) 

  • Officer 2#: Freeze, Quarter-stealing statue-smashing spy car thief! 
  • Cosmo: And Now you've got bigger problems. 

(And than, Darkness just comes in) 

  • Timmy: And even bigger problems! 

(also, Cosmo has a big bubble on his butt, too) 

  • Wanda: Don't pop that either. 
  • Officer 2#: Timmy Turner, we're placing you all under arrest by order of M.E.R.F. 
  • Officer 1#: Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight! 
  • Officer 2#: By the way, cool balloon animal thingies.  
  • Timmy: Do you guys not see that giant swirling portal of death? Don't you want to do something to stop it? Call the general. Call the President.  
  • Officer 1#: Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F. It's gonna be awesome!  
  • Officer 2#: We're gonna rock out to crosby, stills and ashes; neil not young; bachman-turner over- the-hill.  
  • Officer 1#: and the M.A.R.F.iest band in the world, KISS!  
  • Jorgen: (Voices in Timmy's head) Find the white wand. It is hidden in the rock and...  
  • Timmy: Sealed with a Kiss! The white wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. Festival, starring KISS!  
  • Kowalski: Of course, that guitar is shape of a star. And that's must be the white wand that we looking for.  
  • Wanda: We got to get that guitar so you can stop the Darkness.  
  • Officer 1#: You're not going anywhere.  
  • Officer 2#: Any last words before you're freeze-blasted and dissected?  
  • Timmy: Yes. Wanda, get ready to pop the bubbles.  

(Timmy and Wanda pop Cosmo andPoof's bubble and everyone is handing on also, the Officers freeze each ofter)  

  • Timmy: Like I said before, don't mess with the chosen one.  
  • Cosmo: Or captain bubblepants!   
  • Rabbit: Come on. We gotta get to Vegas before the Darkness get there first.

(They got on M.E.R.F.'s Jet)

  • Timmy: Now to hit autopilot and get this hunk of M.E.R.F. to M.A.R.F.

(They toke off and malt the Eliminator, and they toke off, too. Meanwhile at Los Vegas, they crash a sign)

  • Cosmo: What happens in Vegas-- Well, you know the rest.
  • Timmy: Come on!

(Timmy, Pooh and his friends, and Cosmo, Wanda and Poof went last)

  • Cosmo and Wanda: We're coming, guys!

Winnie the Pooh meets K.I.S.S.

(at the entrance)

  • Timmy: Look, pal, I have to get into this festival. It's a long story, but I'm the chosen one.
  • Man: No one get in without a ticket or backstage pass.
  • Timmy: Oh, really? Okay. Here's my backstage pass.

(Timmy blast his weapon into the wall)

  • Man: Uh, oh, enjoy the show.

(They went in)

  • Men: Give it up for KISS!

(Than KISS just come out)

  • Paul and Gene: Are you too old to rock and roll?
  • Crowd: No! Aaah, our backs!!
  • Timmy: There's the white wand.
  • Tigger: That's it, that's wand!
  • Goofy: So let's get it!
  • Wanda: But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?
  • Timmy: Bing.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Oh, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Otis: Oh, I know what are you thinking, Rainbow. Let's go write a strongly worded letter!
  • Rabbit: Otis, she meant that how to get the wand.
  • Otis: Thanks for that Rabbit. Remind me to write you a Thank-you letter.
  • Pumbaa: Why don't you just thank Rabbit now?
  • Otis: Guys, why do you hate letters?

(at the back of the stage)

  • Human Fluttershy: So, what's the plan again?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: I'm go with Timmy get the wand and you guys hold the rope, got it?
  • Timon: Sure thing!
  • Otis: Just to be sure.
  • Piglet: Okay.
  • Human Rarity: Got it.
  • Timmy: Alright them, just grab the other end of the line, and lower me and Rainbow down. We'll sang the wand you pull us back up.

(They went down to fast)

  • Both: (Screaming)

(They landed on that guy)

  • Wanda: I thought you were holding the line.
  • Cosmo: What line?
  • Simba: Uh, you missed it.
  • Pumbaa: Maybe we should have tied the bar.
  • Abby: You think so?
  • Gene: All right! Let's hear a guitar solo, yeah.
  • Paul: Who the heck is that?
  • Timmy: (Laughs)
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Would you believe he's The Chosen One?
  • KISS: The Chosen One?

(They turn their Instrument to a weapon)

  • Timmy: So you don't believe?
  • Gene: We are the galactic guardians of the White Wand.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: I thought you were KISS.
  • Paul: That's our day job. We've protected the White Wand for centuries.
  • Both: Centuries?
  • Timmy: Wow, you guys are older than you look.
  • Paul: Why do you think we wear the makeup?
  • Gene: And we knew that someday either an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen Savior would come to claim it.
  • Paul: If you're the Chosen One, you must Prove it. And you might want to hurry.
  • Piglet: It's that your rumbling tumbling, Pooh?
  • Winnie the Pooh: I'm don't think so, Piglet.
  • Timmy: Ok, Ok, how do I prove it?
  • Gene: Bequeath to us Chosen Harkness, and this ax is yours to light the the Darkness. Yeah.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: What the heck does that mean?
  • Paul: We were hopping he knew.

(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Pooh and the ofter comes down)

  • Wanda: Timmy, they can't give you the wand until you recite the Chosen One creed or say some ancient code or something.
  • Pooh: I'll give a try to figure it out the puzzle.
  • Tigger: You know what it is? So, What does the code say?
  • Pooh: I've got no clue. How about you?
  • Tigger: Nope.
  • Timmy: But I don't know any ancient code. All I know is, I was eased from everyone's memories. We've barely escaped being destroyed by the Eliminators and The Villains, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by M.E.R.F to get to M.A.R.F. only to have you tell me I need a secret code, which I don't have 'cause I'm plain old TIMMY TURNER!!!!
  • Otis: He said his name out loud, didn't he?
  • Paul: Yeah, and it kind of echoed a bit.

(Then Eliminators comes in)

  • Head Eliminator: Eliminate the Chosen One!
  • Timon: Uh-oh!

(They start shooting them)

  • Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!

(They start hiding)

  • Gene: Okay, we believe you. The White Wand is yours.
  • Timmy: Awesome! What do i do with it?
  • Paul: You're kidding, right?
  • Head Eliminator: Show's over, Chosen One.
  • Gene: The show is never over. Time to rock and roll!

(The KISS start shout them back, Head Eliminator got rid their weapons)

  • Paul: Okay, all our weapons are bye-bye.
  • Timmy: Not every weapon. Poof, look! A teething ring!

(Poof destroy Head Eliminator weapon)

  • Gene: And now it's time for you to be Eliminator.

(He melt Head Eliminator)

  • Cosmo: That's what I call bad breath.
  • Timon: Thank goodness it's over.
  • Otis: Looks like they gone forever.

(It turn more Eliminators)

  • Pig: Um, there's more of them.
  • Otis: Milk-me.

(And they start shooting again)

  • All: (Screaming)
  • Timmy: You're not very good Guardians.
  • Paul: Well, you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub.

(They destroy the place they hiding)

  • Winnie the Pooh: We're trapped!
  • Piglet: Oh dear.
  • Tigger: Uh oh.
  • Timmy: But we got to do something. an army's not just just going to fall from the sky and help us.
  • Juandissimo: (Voice) That's what you think, Chosen One!

(The other Fairies comes form the sky)

  • Cosmo: It's the other fairies... with bubble butts!
  • Juandissimo: Bubble butt brigade, ATTACK!

(They start attacked the Eliminators)

  • Timmy: You did it!
  • Pumbaa: What can go wrong now?

(Then, the Darkness shows up)

  • Juandissimo: We don't have enough gum to stop that.
  • Paul: Light the Darkness, Timmy. You're the Chosen One! This is what you have chosen for!
  • Timmy: But, I don't know how to play a guitar.
  • Gene: Don't play it. Feel it.
  • Simba: You can do it Timmy!
  • Piglet: We believe in you!

(He start playing it)

  • Timmy: I--I feel it!

(He start playing still, than he light the Darkness)

  • All: Keep rocking, Chosen One!

(He light it, again)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Yeah, you're doing it!
  • Private: Go for it!
  • Otis: Rock n roll!!!

(But Timmy went too far)

  • Wanda: Okay, maybe that's too far.
  • Paul: No, it's not.
  • Gene: Dude, that's a long tongue.

(He light it one more time, defeating it, as the Darkness turns to light)

  • Wanda: It's working.

(it take all the Eliminators, then it departs, spitting all the planets and Fairy World as the light vanishes, At fairly World, Jorgen falling from the sky)

  • Jorgen: (Screaming) He did it! and man, was it dark in there.

(Back to Timmy)

  • Man: Awesome light show.
  • Cosmo: is it over?

(Now it stars are back in the sky)

  • Timmy: Now it's over. So you guys are actually fairly warriors?
  • Paul: We prefer the term...
  • Gene: MAGIC ORDER OF ROCKING FAIRIES! Yeah.
  • Cosmo: You mean M.O.R.F.? Not to be confused with M.E.R.F.

(Then Mr and Mrs. Turners and Mr. Crocker just comes in)

  • Mr. Turner: Yes! We finally made it to M.A.R.F.
  • Mrs. Turner: But we missed the show.
  • Mr. Crocker: And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too, man.
  • Mr. Turner: NOOOOOO! Where are the bathrooms?
  • Paul and Gene: We should, like, party.

It's Party Time!

(At fairy World)

  • Wanda: You did it, Timmy. You found the white wand and stopped the Darkness.
  • Pooh: And you manage to defeat the eliminators for good.
  • Timon: I knew you can do it!
  • Skipper: Good job boys, Mission Accomplished.
  • Simba: This is the best wand ever!
  • Tigger: Way to go Timmy-boy!
  • Timmy: And since they missed M.A.R.F., I got mom, dad, and Crocker and M.E.R.F. the best seats in the house.
  • Wanda: How did you get Jorgen to let you do that?
  • Jorgen: 'Cause he's the Chosen One and I own him one. But I'm erasing all their memory of Fairy World when the show is over.
  • Timmy: I gotta say it's good to be the Chosen One.

(Then some guys just come in)

  • Turbo Thunder: At last! I, Turbo Thunder, The Chosen One, have completed my training and have arrived to obtain the White Wand and to light the Darkness. And there it is. From Titanium Teeth and Pits of Wonder, sing, White Wand with Turbo Thunder!

(He grab the wand)

  • Turbo Thunder: Stand down, Evil space hole of destruction! Where's the big, scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big, scary space hole. Am I late?
  • Pumbaa: That's odd.
  • Genie: What's odd?
  • Timon: Another one?
  • Tigger: Who is this nutjob?
  • Mickey Mouse: Wait, he's the Chosen One? And Timmy is not?!
  • Jorgen: What? You saw the Cave Drawing too. Pink hat, buck teeth, T.T. I'm not perfect, okay?
  • Wanda: It doesn't matter, Timmy. You'll always be our Chosen One.
  • Otis: Well, looks like the universe is save for now.
  • Mickey Mouse: Yep. Looks like it.
  • Timon: I wonder what we'll do today after.
  • Human Pinkie Pie: Let's party!!!
  • Goofy: Yeah, let's celebrate!
  • Pumbaa: Yeah. It's a good to know.
  • Abby: Good thing, the world is now safe.
  • Peck: Unless someone who control it, to make a comeback.
  • Otis: -Ah, what are the odds of that?

(up at space)

  • Man: This is the Big Dipper Brigade. We're clear in the night sky. No signs of the Darkness. Wh-what is-- Oh, No!
  • Timmy: Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe.

(Then, the stars in the sky is gone again)

Thank You, Chosen One

(At Fairly World, Eliminators comes in)

  • Cupit: The Eliminators are back.
  • Fairies: AAH!

(The Fairies fly away)

  • Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.

(Timmy pop out)

  • Timmy: Don't you mean The Chosen One?

(He brings his wand out start attack them, than Head Eliminator comes in)

  • Head Eliminator: You cannot stop The Darkness.

(He suck him up)

  • Timmy: AAAAAH!
  • Head Eliminator: The Chosen One has being eliminated.

(Than he destroy him)

  • Timmy: And you cannot stop the Chosen One.

(This all's a Video Game)

  • Timmy: And that's how you play the Chosen One Video Game.
  • Boy 1#: I hear when you this game, you feel like you're the Chosen One.
  • Boy 2#: Don't call my house anymore, 'cause I'm gonna play this game till I die. Uh-Ah-Ah-Ah.
  • Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One!
  • Timmy: Awesome. Thousands of fan cheering for me... As they should.

(Than Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, Pooh and his friends comes in)

  • Wanda: They love you, Timmy. You defeated the Darkness and saved Fairly World.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Wow. You are the Chosen One after all.
  • Goofy: Go Timothy!
  • Timon: Go Timmy!
  • Otis: Go Timmy, go Timmy go!
  • Cosmo: You're like a movie action hero except you don't have rugged good looks, tight glutes, a trophy wife who love you for your money as opposed to your first wife who loved you when you had nothing. Oh, and you don't have cool catchphrases.
  • Timmy: Hey! My gluties are vert tight. I do need a cool action phrase like, "Don't touch my cheese," or, "Hungry? How about a filet of fist?"
  • Wanda: Well, the fist one has some possiblities.
  • Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!

(Then Turbo Thunder comes in)

  • Turbo Thunder: Do not cheer for Timmy Turner. I am the true Chosen One.
  • Timmy: Oh, no. Here we go again.
  • Tigger: Oh no. Not that doofus again.
  • Mickey: Oh brother.
  • Otis: The Chosen on is Timmy Turner, not you, idiot!
  • Turbo Thunder: For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained himself for many years to harness my Turbo Power to defeat the darkness. And I would have, too, if I wasn't late.
  • Boy: You Stink!
  • Turbo Thunder: You won't think I stink when the darkness returns and I save you with my Thunder Pits!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Shut up!

(They throw food at him)

  • Boy: Your Thunder Pits stinks!
  • Timon: Yeah, What he said!

How to Find the Second Wand/The Villains appearances 

  • Cosmo: Uh, it's another Mark Eliminator.

(Poof thorw at Mark with his diaper)

  • Mark: Whoa, Diaper delight.

  • Timmy: No vortex mouth, eats dirty diapers, it's the real Mark!

  • Mark: Timmy Turner! Oh, greatest warrior in the universe, you must help me defeat the metal warriors and swirly evil, some crazy clone that has destroyed my entire plan-et.
  • Wanda: And they stole your fake-i-fires.
  • Mark: A new fake-i-fier! With wi-fi!

    (Then Justin Jake Ashton)

  • Mark: Cool, I'm Justin Jake Ashton! Earth teen dream with three first names.

  • Timmy: So that's how the Eliminator was able to disguise himself as Mark.

  • Wanda: But why would the Darkness destroy Yugopotamia and not the rest of the universe?
  • Cosmo: Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe, just Timmy. I mean if I tried to eat the universe and a squishy butted boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out before I tried again. Right?
  • Wanda: (stunned) Did Cosmo just figure this whole thing out?
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  • Timmy: This looks like a job for the chosen one!
  • Mark: Yes! I knew you'd like help me Timmy Turner!
  • Timmy: Not me. Turbo Thunder. There's no way I'm fighting the Darkness again.
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  • Timmy: We just find Turbo Thunder; he fires his "thunder-bolts" at the Darkness, the Darkness go bye-bye, and I live happily ever after in Dimmsdale and marry Trixie Tang. Hi, Trixie!
  • Trixie: Help! Police! (Screams)

    (Then she runs away)

  • Timmy: She digs me.
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(At Fairy World)

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  • Familer Voice: Oh, yes you did.
  • Piglet: What was that?
  • Otis: Guys, my cow senise are tinkling.
  • Pip: You're what?
  • Otis: My cow senise. You know, don't you renember, I once biten by alien cow, became down by bowl by superpower?
  • Pip: Uh, that never happen.
  • Otis: Never or less, my cow senise that Jafar is here!
  • Goofy: WHAT?!?! Jafar is here!
  • Donald Duck: And Iago, too!
  • Peck: Wait, how you know that, Otis?

(Then, Jafar and Iago shown up)

  • Jafar: Well, he's a superhero. Every superhero had those kind of powers.
  • Iago: Yeah!
  • Winnie the Pooh: Oh, No! It's really him!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: I shouldn't know you two were behind this!
  • Jafar: Sorry to spoiled learning about Prophecy, fools. But we can't allowed the chosen one and you heroes, mocking about, ruining her plans.
  • Private: Wait, who's "her"?
  • Familer Voice: That'll be me.

(Then Evil Sunset Shimmer appear)

  • Winnie the Pooh: Sunset Shimmer? That's impossible! You'd reformed.
  • Human Applejack: That's not the real Sunset Shimmer. She's a clone created from Tino's nightmare.
  • Human Rainbow Dash: I thought she was destroyed when Tino and friends were with Osmosis Jones.
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Right you are, Rainbow Dash. You see I was created by Dr. Anton Sevarius. And you must be Winnie the Pooh, Bower told me all about you.
  • Skipper: He and Tino are our friends!
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Whatever, this is a minor setback for me. You don't know the first thing about me. And I already acknowledged it.
  • Rabbit: If that so, than why you controling the Darkness?
  • Timmy: Yeah, you have been a lot of trouble to making the eliminators capture us.
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Pop-quiz, what happens if you found the white wand to find out how to destroy the darkness with it?

(Timmy doesn't know)

  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: You don't know? Seriously? And you're supposed to be the Chosen One? Then again, what other chances you think you have until we capture you and others.

(Simba growls at her)

  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, and I suppose to keep an eye on your king. Hate for him to be... taken away from you.
  • Simba: (in Spike's voice) Is that a threat?
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh of course not.
  • Simba: (Growls)
  • Timon: Well, we're gonna find the wand, and stop you're plans!
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: Oh, I can't let that happen.
  • Pip: Oh, and why not, miss?
  • Familer Voice: Because we can't let you interfere with her plans.

(Then Maleficent comes in)

  • Pig: Oh my godness, it's Maleficent! The ugly witch!
  • Otis: Let us go, you--
  • Maleficent: Silence! We're making domands around here!
  • Human Applejack: What are you doing here?
  • Maleficent: We just wanted to make sure you won't get in our way.
  • Tigger: Oh, yeah, said who?

(Then Dr. Facilier comes in)

  • Dr. Facilier: Why we said so of course, Tigger.

(Otis, Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy and Peck gasp)

  • Otis: Shadow Man!

(Pig faited)

  • Timon: Oh, why I bother! Let me have him, let me have him! Here, hold this?
  • Pumbaa: Okay! (He holds Timon's tail)
  • Timon: Let me have him, let me have him!
  • Pumbaa: Okay! (He let go Timon's tail)
  • Timon: I'm thinking you missing the point.
  • Pumbaa: Oh.
  • Familer Voice: Gee, who wee. What that guy go, huh?
  • Genie: Hades?!?!
  • Hades: That's me baby! La-la-boom!
  • Tigger: Why are you here, whats-your-face!
  • Hades: To settle the score, of course.
  • Private: At least it can't be anymore worse.
  • Familier Voice: Think again, dumb penguin.

(Then Ratigan and Fidget comes in)

  • Ratigan: Hello, Pooh bear. It's been a while.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Ratigan and Fidget!
  • Otis: What who's are those two?
  • Rabbit: They're the bad guys who try to become rulers of England.
  • Pig: So, you the one, who captured Christopher Robin
  • Ratigan: Yes!
  • Fidget: That's right, then we'll carry you guys to Bowser and he'll take care of you, guys, for good!
  • Tigger: Okay first, Jafar and Iago, then this clone, then Maleficent, then Shadow Man, then Hades, and now Ratigan and Fidget. Oh, who's next?!
  • Dr. Facilier: Just six more of your old friends.

(Then, Scar arrived)

  • Scar: Pooh, Otis, Simba. (Chuckles) I'm little surprise to see you.
  • Pooh: It's Scar!
  • Piglet: Oh dear.
  • Tigger: Uh-oh.
  • Simba: You again!
  • Scar: That's right, I come back for my revenge!!
  • Pooh: What kind of revenge are you speaking of?
  • Scar: Oh nothing, Just my Revenge!

(Then, Pete appeared)

  • Mickey: It's Pete!
  • Pete: Surprise!
  • Tigger: We'll show him! Come on, Pooh show him whaf you're made of.
  • Pooh: Fluff.
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
  • Pete: You got that right. Because we're coming at y'all! As revenge for what you did.
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(Then, Dr. Blowhole appears)

  • Dr. Blowhole:
  • Skipper: Blowhole?!
  • Dr. Blowhole: What's that a entrances, or what?
  • Peck: Uh, who's this guy?
  • Tigger: He's Blowhole, he's one of our arch enemies, Peck.
  • Mickey Mouse: Okay Blowhole, what are you doing here this time?!
  • Dr. Blowhole: Why tail, when I can show. You'll prescient to this, Kowalski, with the Evil Sunset Shimmer's premission. I have installed a The Cave of Destiny theater system. High-Definition with Surround Sound. Extreeeeeeeemely spendy.
  • Kowalski: Oh, why do the bad guys always get the good stuff?
  • Abby: No clue.
  • Skipper: Same here.
  • Mickey Mouse: But that doesn't answer my question!
  • Otis: I think I know, you join Evil Sunset Shimmer and the others to control the Darkness, so you can get revenge on Pooh and his friends.
  • Dr. Blowhole: Well, thank you, Professor spoiler! But you let out the part where I also came here with my partner...

(Then, Makunga appears)

  • Makunga: In crime.
  • Skipper: Makunga!
  • Makunga: That's me.
  • Dr. Blowhole: It's very inportant part, it's my favorite part.
  • Makunga: I see you not with Alakay, huh?
  • Dr. Facilier: By the way, we got one more friend for you to meet.
  • Freddy: Let me guess, Nora Beady?

(Then finally, Nora Beady appears last)

  • Nora Beady: That's right!
  • Otis, Pip, Abby, Pig, Freddy and Peck: Miss Beady!!
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()

  • Jorgen: Dah! Our wands!
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  • Winnie the Pooh: So guys, can you tell us about The clone of Sunset Shimmer?
  • Skipper: Yeah, since when the last time our friend Tino faced her?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Tino and his friends was with Ozzy and Drix in the City of Frank.
  • Human Rairty: Which she was working for Thrax.

(A flashback starts)

  • Thrax: Now all of this is going down tonight so I want everyone to be prepared!
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: And tonight, one of you germs have gave me my true love, Tino.
  • Osmosis Jones: Tonight?! "Uh can we do it next week? Me and Malca got tickets to Wrestlemania."
  • Thrax: You see this? This little DNA beed comes from a little girl in Riverside California. Didn't like to wash her hands. Took me three whole weeks. And this one. Nicest lady in Detroit moat-time. Six days flat. And there's this old guy in Phillie. I've killed him in 72 hours. Yeah, I'm better as go along baby, but the problem is I've never set a record! Until my man, Frank that is and with Evil Sunset Shimmer's help, I'm gonna take him down with in 48 hours. Get my own chapter in the medical books!
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: And we can bring me Tino. I want him all to myself.

(The germs agreeing with the plan except for Ozzy and Tino)

  • Osmosis Jones: Excuse me? Excuse me? I've got one more question here. Is there anything that say a white blood cell and his friends can do to stop this evil plan? You know hypertherly speaking that is.

(Thrax and Evil Sunset Shimmer walks toward Ozzy and Tino)

  • Thrax: And who are you?
  • Osmosis Jones: Who am I? Who am I? Uh? Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses.
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: And who are you my handsome looking man?
  • Tino Tonitini: Who me? I'm am...uh?... the Tinonator.
  • Osmosis Jones: Yeah. That who we are.
  • Thrax: I've never heard of ya.
  • Osmosis Jones: That's because you just got here. But you don't any of these suckers when it comes to illing Bad-Booty-Shaking-Picking Noses stands above all the rest. (hits a hand shaped germ)
  • Germ #1: Oh that hurt. (hits Ozzy, revealing his and Tino's identity)
  • Germ #2: Hey! That ain't no germ! That's a cop! And that kid too!

(The germs grab them)

  • Thrax: Well, look what we have here an officer of Frank finalist.
  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: And my true love, Tino Tonitini. I want him. Oh and Thrax, dispose that cop.
  • Thrax: With pleasure, Evil Sunset Shimmer. Somebody lay down a towel! It's gonna to be messy.

(Then, the blast come through the wall)

  • Evil Sunset Shimmer: What the-?!
  • Drix: Attention germs, and evil clone, you are surrended! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Uh-huh! Surrended!
  • Osmosis Jones: Yo, hammer. You can stop dancing.
  • Tino Tonitini: Yeah, you can cut it out, Drix.

(Then, Drix stops dancing then, Ozzy gets himself and Tino free)

  • Osmosis Jones: What kept you?
  • Tino Tonitini: And what are you guys doing here?!
  • Noby: Making sure you're save. And to kick butt of course.
  • Marco Diaz: And it's time to bring the fight to time, right Big G?

(Big G is laughing getting ready for a fight, as the little one is unfrozen as he sees Thrax and Sunset Shimmer, he freaks out and runs off)

(flashback ended)

  • Freddy: Whoa. That's awful.
  • Human Fluttershy: She wanted Tino to belong to her. And she still continues to do it until she accomplish it.
  • Rabbit: Oh dear, mercy me.
  • Piglet: Oh dear, mercy me, too.
  • Mickey: Wow!
  • Timmy: So what you're saying is that Evil Sunset Shimmer want Tino for herself, and she try to get what she wants?
  • Human Fluttershy: Sadly yes.
  • Rabbit: So, all we had to do is do the same thing we did real her, when she evil.
  • Timon: Last time Simba, Pumbaa and I faced her, she was working for Scar.
  • Simba: Timon's right, guys. You can't turn back on then.
  • Pumbaa: Yeah, thinking about last time still gives me the creeps.
  • -
  • Mickey: But first, we gotta find the way to get back to earth and find that wand.

Next stop: Blue Moon/Hakuna Matata

  • Timmy: Eliminators down; the Darkness to go. And although I have no idea how we crushed those dudes with roller skates and weenies.
  • -
  • Abby: Well, I worried about this.
  • -
  • -
  • Abby: Well, I just can't, guys!
  • Timon: (to Abby) Then, maybe you need a new lesson. Repeat after me. [clear his throut] Hakuna Matata.
  • Abby: Hakuna what?
  • Pumbaa: Hakuna, Matata. It means no worries.

(Than Hakuna Matata song just started)

[Timon]

Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase!


[Pumbaa]

Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze.


[Timon]

It means no worries for the rest of your days.


[Timon and Pumbaa]

It's our problem-free philosophy.


[Timon]

Hakuna Matata!

  • Abby: Hakuna Matata?
  • Pumbaa: Yes, it's our Motto.
  • Abby: What's a Motto?
  • Timon: Nothing, what's motto with you?

(Timon and Pumbaa laughs)

  • Pumbaa: You know Abby, these two words will slove all you problems.
  • Timon: That's right, take Pumbaa for a example.

[Timon]

Why, when he was a young warthog ...

[Pumbaa]

When I was a young warthog!

  • Timon: (rubbing his ear) Very nice.
  • Pumbaa: Thanks.

[Timon]

He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal

He could clear the Savannah after every meal


[Pumbaa]

I am a sensitive soul

Though I seem thick-skinned

And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind

And oh, the shame!

[Timon]

He was ashamed!


[Pumbaa]

thought of changing my name!


[Timon]

Oh, what's in a name!


[Pumbaa]

And I got downhearted!

[Timon]

How did you feel?


[Pumbaa]

Every time I ...

  • Timon: Hey, Pumbaa! Not in front of Abby.
  • Pumbaa: Oh, sorry.

[Timon and Pumbaa]

Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase!

Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze.


[Peck]

It means no worries for the rest of your days.

[Timon]

Yeah, sing, child!


[Timon and Peck]

It's our problem-free ...

[Pumbaa]

philosophy!


[Timon, Pumbaa and Peck]

Hakuna Matata!

  • Pig: So we got nothing to worry about when we finding the Blue Moon and without get in the trouble?
  • Timon: You, bechaa.
  • Rabbit: That right, Timon. If we just stay together, there's nothing to be scare about.
  • Donald Duck: Well, I'm agree with you and Timon, Rabbit.
  • Human Fluttershy: I hate to interruped the monments but, if we don't think a way to get the Blue Moon soon. Than we never stop the Darkness in time.
  • Human Applejack: You're right, Fluttershy. We can't let Evil Sunset Shimmer get a way of this.
  • Tigger: Yeah! If we don't stop her plans in time, Bowser Koppa will rule the world forever!
  • Eeyore: Or longer.
  • Mickey Mouse: Ah, come down everybody. Now I'm sure we're find a way to get to the Blue Moon soon or later.
  • Skipper: I hope you're right, Mickey.
  • Genie: Well, let's hope that we can find a way to get to the Blue Moon, before the villains get their first.
  • Otis: But the only problem is that we don't know where's this Blue Moon is.
  • Human Applejack: And with all of Timmy's friends have been captured form Eliminators, there's no way we can find the planet easily.
  • Human Fluttershy: It could be anywhere?
  • Human Rairty: Anywhere? How will I ever pick the right outfit?!

Heroes vs Villains/Celestia Smile

  • Timmy: *phew* One down fouthteen to go.
  • Polar Bear: I have been waiting for you.
  • Timmy: A talking polar pear. You must be the guardian of the ice wand. What will I have to do to prove I'm the chosen one?
  • Polar Bear: Are you the chosen one?
  • Timmy: Yep.
  • Polar Bear: Eh, works for me beaver boy. (puts on the glasses) From outer moons to distant suns, the Ice wands growns for the Chosen One.

(Then Ice Wand just appear and Others just comes in)

  • Wanda: Timmy, you're okay.
  • Jorgen: And you guys found the final wand, which is really big, like my ears. I just heard a fly break wind in Africa.

(Jorgen now had small ears)

  • Turbo Thunder: Quick, Timmy, clap twice so the Ice Wand, can join the wands of fire and wind. and Destory the Darkness. And defeat the Villains.
  • Timmy: No.
  • Everyone: Uh?
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT?!
  • Piglet: What?!
  • Winnie the Pooh: What?!
  • Rabbit: What?!
  • Eeyore: Huh?!
  • Otis: What?!
  • Otis's Friends: Say What?!
  • Human Pinkie Pie: What?!
  • Timon: What?!
  • Pumbaa: What?!?
  • Simba: What?
  • Mickey, Donald and Goofy: What?!
  • Jorgen: "No!?" What do you mean "no"? You heard Turbo Thunder, unite the wands and truelly, it'll be fun.
  • Timmy: But it's not attacking. In ancient times, did The Darkness attack Fairy World, or were fairies so scared when they saw it, they'd panicked and attacked first?
  • Jorgen: Come on. That is crazy talk about something that happened a long time ago. But, yes, that's pretty much how it went down.
  • Timmy: And Turbo Thunder, what did The Darkness do to Wonder World when it arrived?
  • Turbo Thunder: Well, It was really scary-- And big. Yeah, it was really scary and big-- Real big-- Uh... Did I say it was scary?
  • Timmy: And?
  • Turbo Thunder: We panicked and blasted it with wonder rockets.
  • -
  • -
  • -
  • -
  • Wanda: But what about the prophecy? Its saids you suppose to unite the wands and blast the magic into the Darkness.
  • Timmy: We are gonna unite the wands and blast the magic into The Darkness.
  • Timon: (as Prince Varen) How? There's nothing we can do now.
  • Timmy: We just have to add some extra wands and a little Poof magic.
  • Everyone: Aw...
  • Timmy: I wish there were Ice Wands on all the Planets in the Solar System.

(All the Fairies put The Ice Wands in the Solar system)

  • Jorgen: Okay. The Planets are all Wanded up. I hope this works!
  • Familer Voice:

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