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This is how Mal Discovers Equestrian Magic goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.

[patrons arguing]

Female Patron: What?

Mal: [vocalizing]

Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] That was barely worth the effort, Mal. I think you're tired of fast food and need a meal.

Mal: The energy in this world isn't the same as on Sodor. I can only gain so much power here.

Evil Ryan: Yeah. I hope that you wish you'd never been banished to this place like the Dazzlings.

Bertram T. Monkey: Ugh! I wish he'd never been banished to this awful place!

Mal: [sarcastically] Oh, really? I love it here.

Evil Anna: For real-sies? Because I bet that you think this place is the worst.

Bertram T. Monkey:  I think you're the worst, Evil Anna.

Evil Anna: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're

Mal: Ergh! I'll tell you one thing, being stuck here with you three isn't making this world any more [through clenched teeth] bearable.

Evil Ryan: Oh look, Mal. I think a lightshow is going on outside.

Mal: What? [gasps seeing a explosion of light in the distance and runs outside to see what's happening]

[sonic rainboom]

Mal: [gasp] Did you feel that?! Do you know what that is?

Evil Ryan: I 'unno.

Mal: It's Equestrian Magic.

Bertram T. Monkey: Let me say something.[touches the purple gem of his pendant and starts talking like Aria Blaze] But, this world doesn't have Equestrian Magic.

Mal: It does now. And I'm going to use it to make everyone in this pathetic little world adore me!

Evil Ryan: Us too, Mal.

[The song Rainbow Rocks starts playing]

The Total Dramas: We used to fight with each other~

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~

That was before we discovered~

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~

That when your friendship is real~

(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~

Yeah, you just say what you feel~

And the music, yeah, the music gets us to the top~

As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~

[guitar solo]

Lightnin (Total Drama): You can pick up the bass~

The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~

Duncan (Total Drama): And you can play the guitar~

The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~

Scott(Total Drama): You can bang on the drums~

The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~

Mike: Or you can sing like a star~

The Total Dramas: And the music, yeah, the music gets us to the top~

As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~

As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~

[The Title comes up in the style of the Rainbow Rocks movie title: Sodor's Battle of the Bands]

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