This is how Mal Discovers Equestrian Magic goes in Sodor's Battle of the Bands.
[patrons arguing]
Female Patron: What?
Mal: [vocalizing]
Bertram T. Monkey: [sighs] That was barely worth the effort, Mal. I think you're tired of fast food and need a meal.
Mal: The energy in this world isn't the same as on Sodor. I can only gain so much power here.
Evil Ryan: Yeah. I hope that you wish you'd never been banished to this place like the Dazzlings.
Bertram T. Monkey: Ugh! I wish he'd never been banished to this awful place!
Mal: [sarcastically] Oh, really? I love it here.
Evil Anna: For real-sies? Because I bet that you think this place is the worst.
Bertram T. Monkey: I think you're the worst, Evil Anna.
Evil Anna: Oh, yeah? Well, I think you're—
Mal: Ergh! I'll tell you one thing, being stuck here with you three isn't making this world any more [through clenched teeth] bearable.
Evil Ryan: Oh look, Mal. I think a lightshow is going on outside.
Mal: What? [gasps seeing a explosion of light in the distance and runs outside to see what's happening]
[sonic rainboom]
Mal: [gasp] Did you feel that?! Do you know what that is?
Evil Ryan: I 'unno.
Mal: It's Equestrian Magic.
Bertram T. Monkey: Let me say something.[touches the purple gem of his pendant and starts talking like Aria Blaze] But, this world doesn't have Equestrian Magic.
Mal: It does now. And I'm going to use it to make everyone in this pathetic little world adore me!
Evil Ryan: Us too, Mal.
[The song Rainbow Rocks starts playing]
The Total Dramas: We used to fight with each other~
(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~
That was before we discovered~
(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~
That when your friendship is real~
(Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh)~
Yeah, you just say what you feel~
And the music, yeah, the music gets us to the top~
As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~
[guitar solo]
Lightnin (Total Drama): You can pick up the bass~
The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~
Duncan (Total Drama): And you can play the guitar~
The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~
Scott(Total Drama): You can bang on the drums~
The Total Dramas: Oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh~
Mike: Or you can sing like a star~
The Total Dramas: And the music, yeah, the music gets us to the top~
As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~
As we learn how the rainbow, rainbow rocks~
[The Title comes up in the style of the Rainbow Rocks movie title: Sodor's Battle of the Bands]