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This is how Ryvine and the Joker in the Phantom Zone goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of the LEGO Batman Movie.

[We see Ryvine and Joker falls and land on the floor of the Phantom Zone]

Ryvine Sparkle: Ughh. Joker? You ok?

The Joker: Yeah. I'm fine.

Ryvine Sparkle: I like this place. I hope we are not too loud.

[Suddenly a brick awakens]

Phyllis: HI!!

Ryvine and Joker: Oh my gosh!

Phyllis: So sorry. I always do that.

Ryvine Sparkle: A little warning will do next time.

Phyllis: You are so right and I am so wrong. Welcome to the Phantom Zone, bad guys.

Joker: Yes. Bad guys.

Ryvine Sparkle: I'm Ryvine. And you are..

Phyllis: My name is Phyllis.

Joker: Yeah. That's my grandma's name.

Phyllis: Now hold still while I scan you. [Beeps] Scanning for badness. Trying to acsess why are you're bad.

[Screens show up and play a Montage of the evils the two is done]

Ryvine Sparkle: Whoa. These things saying bad guys.

Joker: Yes. I'm a really bad person.

Ryvine Sparkle: With weaknesses. [To Phyllis] So. Where do you keep the other villains in this place?

Phyllis: They're standing right behind you.

[Ryvine and Joker turn around to see a lot of villains]

Ryvine Sparkle: Wow! Hi, guys! I know the Gremlins are here too. This is the Joker.

Sauron: Take a look at Ryvine and the new guy.

Krakken: Guess they'll just let anybody in here.

Gaston: And you know Megatron and Umarak are here. Right?

Joker: Yes. I am bad. Because, they showned me and Ryvine a video montage...

Thunderwing: Boring!

Ryvine Sparkle: What!?

Megatron (Movie): Joker's boring.

Jaws: He looks yummy.

Ryvine Sparkle: Uh oh.

Rexy: Let's eat this guy!

Ryvine Sparkle: Wait! Let us live! What if I told you if I can get you out of here?!

[The gremlins stop]

King Kong: I'm sorry. What'd you just say?

Ryvine Sparkle: I said. What if I get you out of here. Joker's bad that we got here.

Wicked Witch of the West: I'm listening.

Makuta: Tell us.

Dracula: Count me interested.

Joker: Look. Everyone here knows what it's like to be hurt by a hero. Don't they? We're all been taken for granted. Right?

[The villains aggree]

Ryvine Sparkle: That is why we got chucked into this space jail. To receuit the universe's....

Lord Voldemort: We'll do it.

Makuta: What?

Lord Voldemort: Ryvine was saying something about recruiting the universe's greatest villains to conquer a superhero. Am I right?

Makuta: Yeah.

Lord Voldemort: Then, we are in.

Villains: Yay!

Ryvine Sparkle: Cool. Joker got a powerpoint so if you...

Sea monster: Still boring.

Flying monkey: Yeah. Just get on with it!

Krakken: You want us to humilliate him?

Ryvine Sparkle: Yes.

Makuta: You want us to help?

Joker: Yes please.

Madusa: You want us to make Ryan grovle at your and Makuta's feet?

Ryvine Sparkle: Oh. I love that. That much.

Jafar: You want us to make Ryan tell us about OpThomas Prime?

Joker: Yes. I love to hear that.

Agent Smith: You want us to smite them?

Smith clones: Smite them, smite them?

Ryvine Sparkle: Oh yes.

Nightmare Moon: You want us to... wait. [to Rothbart] What was it you want to do?

Rothbart: Turn Ryan and Odette into swans.

Nightmare Moon: You want us to turn Ryan and Odette into swans?

Joker: Oh yeah. A classic.

Sauron: You want us to make the rivers of Gotham City run red with Cody's, Twilight's, Sunset's and Optimus' blood?

Ryvine Sparkle: Whoa! That is...

Sauron: Oh. No blood? How do you and Makuta feel about lava?

Joker: Yes. Lava.

Thunderwing: You want us to squash Batman like a bug?

Ryvine Sparkle: Yes, bud.

Zemo: You want us to cause chaos?

Joker: Yes.

Sauron: Done.

Villains: Yay!

King Kong: I can't wait to cross buildings.

Evil Sunset Shimmer: Hey. That raptor don't want to be a downer but how you know how to get us out of here?

Joker: Oh. Leave that. To me.

Ryvine Sparkle: Also, will you help Makuta and Thunderwing rule Gotham City?

Agent Smith: Very well.

Sauron: Aye.

Darla Dimpl: Yes, sir.

Leonard the King Pig: Megatronus and I can help.

Dalek: Exterminate!

Agent Smith: He means affirmative.

Thunderclap: But, how will you get us out?

Ryvine Sparkle: Like Joker said. Leave that to me. In the meantime, I can sing a song for Thunderclap. [his pendant glows Red]

[The song Shiny starts playing]

Ryvine Sparkle: Well, Ryvine Sparkle hasn't always been this glam~

I was a fine human once~

Now I know I can be as happy as a clam~

Because

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