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Saving Mrs. Beady
Season 1, Episode 4a
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Written by LegoKyle14 & Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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Here is the 7th episode from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(At Mrs. Beady's House in her car)

  • Otis: All right, Abby and Sunset, you both ready for your first driving lesson?
  • Abby: We sure are.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Cant be hard than saving the world.
  • Cosmo: We cant I be up front?
  • Wanda: You always drive with your eyes close.
  • Cosmo: Well, that's I have problem with my eyes.
  • Otis: Good, now the most important thing you want to remember-
  • Abby: What's this button do?

(The windshield wipers turns on)

  • Otis: Well, those are the windshield wipers
  • Abby: Oh, what this?

(Car honks)

  • Sunset Shimmer: That's the horn!
  • Otis: Shh, Mrs. Beady will hear you.
  • Pig: Could crank the A/C? My thighs are thicken to the seats.
  • Pooh: Check if there any food in the glove conpartment.
  • Abby: Hey, what if I punch this real hard?
  • Sunset Shimmer: Wait no, those are the air...

(Bags popped in the car)

  • Sunset Shimmer:...bags.
  • Freddy: AUGH, the car's inflating its giant stink-sacks
  • Peck: Hang on I got it.

(Peck deflate the car)

  • Peck: Here the crown back, Wanda.
  • Wanda: Thanks.

(Freddy hot wired the car)

  • Freddy: Ok, Otis, She's hot wired and ready to go.
  • Otis: Nice job, buddy. All right, Sunset. Now put her in reverse and give her some gas.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Sure thing.
  • Abby: But try not to hit Mrs. Beady.
  • Otis: See, that's great, you're already thinking defensively that the first sign of a good-
  • Everyone: MRS. BEADY!?!
  • Rabbit: Everyone in the back!

(everyone hid and Mrs. Beady comes in the car)

  • Mrs. Beady: Huh, the car's been on all night. I guess Nathan's never head of "Global Warming" Mr. I-Could-replace-him-with-a-couch, that's what I should do. And where did he get this bobble-head doll? Oh, (Chuckles), Ridiculous.

(Then she start to drive and go on Road 7)

  • Mrs. Beady: Well, what was he doing here, anyway?

(Pooh start to talk and Rabbit stop him)

  • Rabbit: Shh!
  • Pooh: I am Shhing.
  • Mrs. Beady (smelling around): Oh, it smells like a barn.

(She sneezes)

  • Freddy: Bless you.
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, thank you I- (Asp)

(She looks down)

  • Freddy: Uh...
  • Cosmo: Um...hi.

(She screamed)

  • Otis: Whoa, drive straight. Watch the road.

(Mrs. Beady Shrieked)

  • Otis: Not me the road.

(The car runs over garbage cans and Peck is flying around)

  • Wanda: I gonna be sick!
  • Abby: Looking for the horn, It's right here.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Uh, guys, TREE!!!

(They saw a tree)

  • Eeyore: We're not gonna enjoy this, are't we?
  • Tigger: Nope.
  • Pooh: Oh, bother.

(Car honks and rams into a tree)

  • Tigger: Make a break for it!

(Police shows up)

  • Mrs. Beady: Officer, thanks goodness you're here.
  • Officer Fred: All right, hands in the air, speed racer.
  • Mrs. Beady: But this wasn't my fault. It was the talking barn animals and some crazy kids.
  • Officer Fred: Just calm down sir! (talking to radio) Yeah, Gurtie, I got a another guest for the whoo-whoo house. Yeah, (Chuckles), Real bag of pistachios. Ok, lady, let's you and me take a little trip.
  • Mrs.Beady: I'm telling you there were barn animals and kids in my back seats.
  • Officer Fred: Yeah, yeah, tell everying to the nice ice cream men
  • Mrs.Beady: What, I don't like ice cream. Take your strong, firm hands off me, I want a lawyer.

(They drove off)

(The Next Morning, At the barnyard)

[Everyone]

Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady Good riddance, Mrs. Beady...

[Otis]

You nosy, meddlesome crank.

(Everyone cheering)

  • Wanda: Hey, where's Timmy?
  • Cosmo: Oh, He's went to his parents to a Vacation in Cubal.
  • Wanda: Oh, ok.
  • Otis: This is one sweet deal. We get some much-needed us time and Mrs. beady gets to make macaroni bracelets at camp drools-a-lot.

(All laughter)

  • Cosmo: Well, she have to deal with straitjackets, Dumb School or Watch kids shows.
  • Freddy: Yeah, also like The padded cells the burly nurses force-feeding you applesauce.
  • Otis: What, Guys, what are you two talking about?
  • Rabbit: Yeah, you both talking like a crazy person or something.
  • Freddy: Don't get me started about the shock therapy. BUZZ-DING, BUZZ-Ding, soup's on.
  • Otis: Ah stop, what do you mean shock therapy? Why would anyone would do that to her?
  • Pip: Otis, she said talking animals crash her car. That's sound crazy to me, and I'm a talking animal.
  • Wanda: That's matter of that, She think Fairly crasher her car too.
  • Cosmo: Yeah, and we're fairies.
  • Freddy: BUZZ-DING!
  • Otis: This is awful and its all our fault. Mrs. Beady maybe be annoying but she still our friend; neighbor...old lady...prior organism Anyway, it doesn't matter.
  • Sunset Shimmer: What do we do?
  • Pooh: Yeah, what should we do?
  • Otis: We are breaking her out of Camp Whoo-Whoo.
  • Tigger: Wait, what about the cake?
  • Otis: All right, after we eat the cake.

(Everyone was excited)

The Middle

(Cuts to the hospital)

  • Mrs.Beady: Level with me, Doc. I'm as loopy as a gooey bird, aren't I?
  • Dr. Furtwangler: (Doctor Laughs) Don't be ridiculous. You have a simple case of never brain. You'll be a sane as I am after listening to my new CD "Ernst Furtwangler sings noises of the rainforest."

(Mrs. beady gasp)

(He turn his song on)

  • Dr. Furtwangler: I'll be right back with you papers so you can go home.
  • CD Voice: Uh-oh, it looks like rain,ja? Pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
  • Mrs. beady: It's raining, I gotta get everything inside.

(Everyone was on top of each other and in pain)

  • Pip: There she is. They knocked her out to stop her crazy babbling.
  • Pig: Hey Freddy, this place isn't half bad. I mean, look, there's fresh fruit and TVs in every room.
  • Pooh: I hope they had some honey?
  • Freddy: Oh, sure, first, they soften you up. Then zap, they screw you to a light socket and use you to read by. BUZZ-DING.
  • CD Voice: Oh, look, a gentle babbling brook. Babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble,babble-babble.
  • Mrs. Beady: Nervous, (Laughs), that's all I am. I Just need to cut down on my diet soda and hard candy. I'm just nervous.

(everyone jumping through the window including a horse)

  • Horse: Wait a minute. You're not Aunt Mabel.

(horse jumps out the window)

  • Otis: Ok, guys, just grab a handful of her and lift.

(Mrs.Beady was awake and was about to scream)

  • Pip: Quick, everyone act casual.

(Everyone was nothing)

  • Mrs. Beady: Oh! You're not, you're not real. You're a figment of my imagination. Look, my hand'll pass right through you.
  • Pig: Well this is awkward.
  • Tigger: Uh, show you're stuff, Pooh?
  • Pooh: Flat.
  • Tigger: I thinks we're in Big Trouble.

(Mrs.Beady shrieked)]

  • All: Shh...

(Mrs. Beady get some help)

  • Mrs. Beady: Help! Help! Help!
  • Piglet: What do we do?
  • Otis: In there.

(As the heroes hide in the closet the docter and a nurse comes in)

  • Dr. Furtwangler: what's going on in here?
  • Mrs. Beady: The talking animals and crazy kids, There hiding in the closet.
  • Dr. Furtwangler: What, my dear lady, there's nothing in here but coat hangers, see?

(Mrs.Beady shrieked)

  • Dr. Furtwangler: It's worse than I tough. She doesn't have nervous brain at all, She has crazy brain. We must operate immediately.
  • Mrs.Beady: (mummering) You cannot take me, I seed to sign some-, My medical...
  • Eeyore: All clear.

(Everyone fell out of the closet and Peck and Wanda landed in the bed)

  • Otis: You guys here that? They're gonna cut her open like a sausage.
  • Abby: None of this would if it has happened if it for my and Sunset's driving lesson.
  • Sunset Shimmer: We're sorry for this, guys.
  • Pooh: It's ok Sunset, this is not you're fault.
  • Rabbit: Yeah, It's happen sometimes.
  • Tigger: Yep. We're forgive you two for this.
  • Abby: Thanks guys. Hey what this button do?
  • Wanda: Wait...

(The bed squish Peck and Wanda)

  • Pooh: What do we do?
  • Otis: We gotta stop that operation guys. Freddy, Peck, Cosmo, and Wanda stall the doctor
  • Peck: Okay.
  • Wanda: No problem.
  • Otis: The rest of you come with me.
  • All: Right.
  • Piglet: I just remember. I having a very important appointment. (weigh laugh) Under my bed.
  • Tigger: Put, Piglet. Otis is right, we're got to save Mrs. Beady's brain.
  • Piglet: Why?
  • Rabbit: Because, We're never gonna see her again.
  • Tigger: Uh, come on, Piglet, bucker buddy. This showdown won't be so bad.
  • Piglet: Won't be so bad? There's a lot of Doctors out there and I afraid of them, they'll casher us. I'm not going out there alone.
  • Rabbit: But, Piglet. What about the play?
  • Piglet: It's a play about when We save Mrs. Beady and sent her home and we live safe in the end?

(Christoper Robin makes a cameo appearance)

  • Christoper Robin: As a matter of fact, there is.
  • Piglet: Well if you're sure, ok. (nervously)
  • Pig: Be right there, Otis. Boy it is amazing what they throw out in these places.

(Otis toke pig's arm)

  • Freddy: Stall the Doctor, Stall the doctor.

(Freddy calls him)

  • Dr. Furtwangler: Hello?
  • Freddy: Dr. Furtwangler, uh lovely weather we're having. (Laughs nervously)
  • Dr.Furtwangler: Lovely weather? Look I'm very busy. Do you have an urgent psychological problem or what?
  • Freddy: Psychlogic- no, no, not that I know of. Oh, unless you count my the constant craving to eat my best friend. Or my other friend's wife thinking he's a idiot

(Pictures Wanda and Peck as a sandwich)

  • Dr: Furtwangler: Zowie, eating your best friend? Idiot husband? You are a sick little puppy. Now tell me when these all started.

(Cuts to the others seeing a doctor's lounge)

  • Otis: Doctor's lounge, huh? You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
  • Pig: Yup, They might have cottage cheese for my cantaloupe.
  • Pooh: They also might have some extra honey in there.
  • Rabbit: How you think of food, in the time like this?
  • Pooh: I'm practice.
  • Tigger: Ok, go!

(They sneak into the lounge)

  • Doctor: Excuse me, can I help you with-

(They ambush the doctors and put on some disguises)

  • Otis: Now to blend in seamlessly. (Peeks into another room) There she is, just grab her, and let's get out of here.
  • Voice: Dr. Furtwangler?
  • Otis: Ah, voices.
  • Voice: Love the animal-themed scrubs. My students and I are ready to observe your crazy brain operation.
  • Otis: Observe my, wha-, uh, yeah I mean, of course, observe away. We're just about to begin.

(Everyone agreeing nervously)

  • Pip: Let's start cutting.
  • Mrs.Beady: Stay calm Nora. Just clench your fists at odd intervals. Everything's gonna be fine, these are trained medical professionals.
  • Otis: We're here to spring you, play along and you'll be home by sundown.

(Mrs.Beady screamed)

  • Sunset Shimmer: What do we do?
  • Otis: Uh, Dr.Porker, anesthetize the patient, stat.
  • Pig: Oh, look, a cute little puppy.
  • Students: Where?
  • Tigger: How you take her out, Pig?
  • Pig: Watch.

(Pig hits her with a tank)

  • Pig: Ah, he got hit by a car.
  • Tigger: I had to ask.

The Ending

(Back to others)

  • Freddy: And so ever since I can remember, I've want to eat him.
  • Cosmo: And ever since I'm been married to her, I do stupid things everyday.
  • Freddy: Oh, doc, you're right, we're sick.
  • Dr. Furtwangler: Well, you nutty little canibal. This is a very tricky case you know. Lucky for you two, I'm a genuis. The root cause of your both problems are...
  • Peck: We're free
  • Cosmo: What does this do
  • Wanda: Cosmo wait-

(Got smashed in again)

  • Freddy: Tell us, doc, tell us why we're like this.

(Back to Otis and the others)

  • Otis: Almost done extracting this woman's brain from her delegate skull.
  • Rabbit: Pass the cantaloupe.
  • Otis: And behold.
  • Pig: Hey-hey-hey, I was going to eat that.
  • Pip: Whoa, hot brain.
  • Abby: Got it.
  • Sunset Shimmer: I'm open.
  • Pig: Give me it.
  • Otis: Im open, I'm open.
  • Abby: Go long.
  • Pip: Touchdown.
  • Otis: (Cherring) All right, excellent. Now the the brain has been properly stimulated...

(Mrs.Beady wakes up)

  • Mrs.Beady: Uh, where am I?
  • Sunset Shimmer: (Whispers) Uh, she's up, again.
  • Rabbit: Do something?
  • Pig: Right. Um, look a dinosaur.
  • Crowd: Where?

(Pig hits her with the tank, again)

  • Pig: Oh, hit by a car again.
  • Otis: Now to replace the brain. Carefully, care... gently. Just sliding it in...

(the beeper goes off)

  • Pig: Doctor, we're losing her.
  • Otis: NO! LIVE, LIVE, I TELL YOU, LIVE!!!!!!
  • Pig: Oops, Uh, (Chuckles), false alarm, just the microwave.
  • Rabbit: Whew.
  • Piglet: You scare us half to death.
  • Pig: Sorry? Who wants pizza-tots?
  • Sunset Shimmer: Oh, I love one.
  • Everyone: Me too.
  • Otis: Done. The operation was a complete success.

(Students and teacher clapping)

  • Teacher: Brilliant work, doctor. Now we just have one question.
  • Sunset Shimmer: What that?
  • Pooh: Yeah.
  • Teacher: Why do you have a rat on your head?
  • Tigger: I think we big trouble.
  • Otis: Right, good question, good. Um, you see, the rat absorb the moisture- RUN!
  • Tigger: Make a break for it
  • Pooh: Gang way!
  • Otis: (screams)
  • Freddy: So what you're saying is my mother only like me as a friend.
  • Cosmo: You know, I had the same reason as you Freddy. My mom like me as a friend too.
  • Freddy: Oh, it's true...
  • Cosmo & Freddy: It's true.
  • Peck: Free again.
  • Wanda: Finally!

(Freddy closed up the bed, again)

  • Freddy: While we've got you on the line, do you treat sport injuries?
  • Cosmo: Or you do some I-Q tests?
  • Pooh: come on guys!

(Otis grab Freddy, Peck Wanda and Cosmo)

(Everyone runs to the halls)

  • Dr. Furtwangler: Hello, hello? are the both of you still there?

(the phone is offline)

  • Freddy: Thanks, doc, your a life saver.
  • Cosmo: I'll come back later.
  • Dr. Furtwangler: Oh, it was my pleasure I'm glad you- (screams) Talking ferret? A fairy? Go to the rainforest,pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter, pitter-patter.
  • Horse: Excuse, doctor. (Neighs) I'm your 4:00.

(Doctor screamed and faints)

(Back to the Barnyard)

  • Otis: Well, this day turned out to be all smiley. Abby and Sunset got some driving experience. We help a crazy person escape from a hospital. And now I'm licensed by the county to practice brain surgery.
  • Abby: And I think we've all learned to appreciate Mrs. Beady just a little bit more.

(Cuts to Mrs.Beady's house)

  • CD Voicer: Oh-oh, it looks like rain,ja?
  • Mrs.Beady: That doctor is a genius. I'm haven't single, talking animal or crazy kid since I've been home. The refrigerator magnets are giving a hard time, but-

(Doorbell rings)

  • Mrs.Beady: Oh, who could that be?

(A gift basket was outside)

  • Mrs.Beady: Oh, isn't that nice?
  • Cosmo: Try the cheese log?
  • Pig: Yeah, it's cheedar-riffic
  • Wanda: Cosmo!
  • Mrs.Beady: Well, thank you I-
  • Wanda: Uh-ho.
  • Sunset Shimmer: Run for it!

(Mrs.Beady shrieked)

THE END

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