This is how Secretary of Defense talks about the attack goes in My Little Pony Transformers.
[We then see a helicopter flying over the Octogon]
[We cut to inside the building]
[We see a large group of ponies chattering]
[The Secretary of Defense comes out and shakes hands with a general]
Secretary of Defense: General.
[The General returns the greeting]
[The Secretary looks over at three ponies in particular]
Secretary of Defense: They look so young.
[The general looks in their direction as well]
The General: They're the best in their class in MIT. If anyone can figure it out, they can.
[One of the MIT students sees the Secretary and looks in shock]
MIT Student: Guys, this is Secretary of Defense.
[Another student looks shocked]
MIT Student #2: Oh, I am so underdressed.
[The General then walks up to the podium]
The General: Ladies and gentlemen. Secretary of Defense.
[The Secretary takes the podium]
Secretary of Defense: Please be seated.
[Everypony sits back down]
Secretary of Defense: I'm Secretary Hooves. And obviously, you're all wondering why you're here.
[Some of the ponies look at each other in agreement]
Secretary of Defense: You're all here because we are under threat. At 04:00 local time yesterday, a US airbase was attacked in the Wild West, not far from Appleoosa.
[Some ponies look worried]
Secretary of Defense: As far we can tell, there were no survivors. All we managed to retrieve is this sound.
[The sound Blackout made when he hacked the computer system plays]
[Everypony looks at each in shock and confusement]