Snotty and Snottier
Season 2, Episode 9a
Snotty and Snottier
Written by LegoKyle14 and Magmon47
Directed by LegoKyle14
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Here's 16th episode for season 2 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins with everyone running from Snotty Boy)

  • Snotty Boy: You can run but you can't hide from the awesome power of my earwax blaster.
  • Donald Duck: Where did he even get all the wax from?
  • Luan: Easy, a wax museum. (laughs) Get it? (sprayed with wax)

(Soon Snotty went after everybody. Otis took some wax to save Abby)

  • Snotty Boy: Say your prayers, milky boy.
  • Winnie the Pooh: I don't suppose you would be sastified with a hug...instead.
  • Snotty Boy: I'll show you a hug, stupid bear.
  • Tigger: He's got Otis!
  • Rabbit: And Pooh too!
  • Mrs. Beady: Eugene!
  • Snotty Boy: I'M BUSY!!!!!
  • Mrs. Beady: Come home! I have a wonderful surprise for you!
  • Snotty Boy: A surprise? I like surprises. You two are lucky.
  • Mrs. Beady: EUGENE!!!!!
  • Snotty Boy: I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME!!!!! (leaves)

(Everyone comes out in pain)

  • Tigger: Shooting at us with ear wax. How nasty can you get?
  • Otis: Alright. Is everyone ok?
  • Peck: Sorry I can't hear you. I have wax in my ear. AND IT'S NOT MINE!!!!
  • Lola: That wax ruined my dress!
  • Human Rarity: So did mine!
  • Pip: I hate that kid.
  • Abby: He's inhuman.
  • Freddy: He's not of this earth.
  • Spike the dog: He's a animal torturer.
  • Donald: He's insane!
  • Pig: He's a monster.
  • Peck: What?
  • Otis: I don't like the sound of this big surprise.
  • Freddy: I don't like the sound of vaccums.
  • Pip: You not bright.
  • Otis: Let's follow him.

(At Mrs. Beady's House)

  • Mrs. Beady: OHH!!!! There's my smooth skin little man cub!
  • Snotty: Gah, what-ev-er. Where my stupid surprise?

(A boy with braces and wearing miltary clothes comes slowly from the kitchen)

  • ???: Hello cousin.

(Snotty Boy screamed)

  • ???: It's been a long time.

(Snotty Boy screamed again)

  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, I knew you be thrilled. Bernard stopped by on his way to Explosives Camp.
  • Bernard: Yeah. Family means everything to me. Auntie Nora, would you go get us one of your delicious big boy snacks?
  • Mrs. Beady: Good idea, Bernard. You two have a lot of catching up to do. (leaves to the kitchen)
  • Bernard: Well, well.
  • Snotty Boy: Ok, look Bernard. You may have beaten me up when I was little, but I don't know if you notice, I'm not little anymore.
  • Bernard: I totally understand what you're coming from. (drops a clock on Snotty) That's why, all I want is you to say that your a dirty Pilgrim.
  • Snotty Boy: I'm not gonna say that.
  • Bernard: Really? (literally took Snotty's nose) Got your nose! Here you can have it back now. (puts it back) Now, will you admit that your a dirty Pilgrim.
  • Snotty Boy: No, I will not admit it!

(Bernard started beating Snotty Boy and as the smoke clear, Snotty was on the ceiling fan)

  • Mrs. Beady: Eugene, just look as the mess you made.
  • Bernard: I try to tell him Auntie Nora. He just a dirty Pilgrim.

(Snotty Boy falls down, follow by the ceiling fan, a bathtub, and a ostrich)

  • Human Fluttershy: That kid was so mean to Snotty Boy.
  • Otis: I know. I think I love him.

(Everyone agrees)

  • Peck: What?
  • Pip: Too bad that cousin kid can't stay until Snotty leaves.
  • Otis: Maybe he can.

(In the kitchen, the telephone rings)

  • Mrs. Beady: I'll get that.
  • Snotty Boy: I am soooo gonna tell Auntie on you. (smack with the table) Or not.
  • Mrs. Beady: Hello?
  • Otis: Yes, this is Counselor Gint Mcsplooedy from Explosives Camp
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, hello, counselor.
  • Otis: Sorry, to tell you that the camp has gone out of business. So Bernard have to make other plans this month. (Freddy makes a exploding sound) Whoops. That was big explosion in Cabin 9. Gotta go!
  • Mrs. Beady: Ok, bye. (back to the kitchen) The man from your camp says it's gone out of business.
  • Bernard: WHAT!?!? (sprayed juice in Snotty's eyes) That's not fair to me!
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, you poor thing. I know. How would like to stay here and play with your cousin all summer?
  • Bernard: Well that sounds delightful. I'll go unpack.
  • Snotty Boy: Auntie Nora, Bernard can't stay here. He likes a firm mattress and yours are all extra firm.
  • Mrs. Beady: Oh, you just don't wanna share your Auntie Nora, no you don't. Well don't worry. You're always gonna be my favorite. Now where did I put all those guest towels. (leaves)
  • Bernard: (comes in) Come on cousin. Time to play.

(Snotty runs away as Bernard walks after him)

The Middle

(Snotty kept running and trips over a rock to the barnyard)

  • Bernard: You can run but not well.
  • Otis: This is great. This the best idea I ever had.
  • Tigger: You should that kid and thing or three
  • Timmy Turner: And best of all, with Bernard around, no more getting beat up, right?
  • Donald Duck: Yeah.
  • Bernard: (senses something) Wait a minute. I sense joy and innocence waiting to be crushed. (turns to the others)
  • Otis: Uh, guys, we might want to get inside and hide our entrails.
  • Lisa: Peace out. I'll be in my bunker. [dashes off]
  • Lincoln: Everyone else to the barnyard! We'll be safe there.

(Everybody rushes into the barnyard and barricade the door.)

  • Human Pinkie Pie: Are you sure that will hold him?
  • Otis: Of course, as long he doesn't have any explo--(the doors bursts)
  • Eeyore: To make a long story short, uh oh.
  • Bernard: Let's party.
  • Tigger: Show him what your made of, Buddy Bear.
  • Winnie the Pooh: Fluff?
  • Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

(Bernard started beating everyone up and causing havoc)

  • Bernard: Bye, silly billy barn animals and silly dumb kids. (snickers) See you all summer!
  • Pig: (Head on Otis' body) Is he gone?
  • Otis: (head on Pig's body) He's gone. I not even sure how he did this.
  • Pig: That is one messed up kid.
  • Peck: (beak on backwards) I think he had a good time.
  • Freddy: (In a wall) Yes. He really felt a home.
  • Abby: (in a haystack) Has anyone seen Pip?
  • Pip: (Coming out of her nose) I think you have a sinus infection.
  • Otis: Is everyone else ok?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: That jerk broke and slammed my head into my guitar.
  • Mickey Mouse: He almost broke my ears.
  • Sunset Shimmer: I don't think I can sit ever again after what he did.
  • Donald Duck: Why that little--
  • Tigger: Donald, watch your words.
  • Human Applejack: He lassoed me to the ceiling.
  • Timmy Turner: That's nothing compared to he did to my fairies.
  • Cosmo: I can't believe he had hail as the size of a mini van
  • Wanda: (one falls on her) Fully loaded mini vans.
  • Lincoln: That's it! That kid crossed the line this time.
  • Luna: (painted blue) I say that line was crossed when this happened, bra.
  • Lana: (covered in soot and smoke) Or this.
  • Luan: (with a cast on her leg) Or this.
  • Lily: (radioactive) Ga-ga.
  • Scruffy: Whatever the case is. We're in bigger trouble than we are before
  • Rabbit: No wonder Snotty is terrified of Bernard. He's insane!
  • Otis: I can't believe I'm saying this. But we were better of when Snotty Boy was our enemy.
  • Pig: Otis what are we going to do? That psycho kid gonna be here all summer.
  • Human Fluttershy: Maybe we should tell Mrs. Beady about Bernard.
  • Goofy: She's not going to believe us.
  • Piglet: The only way she'll believe us is if she sees Bernard hurting Snotty Boy.
  • Otis: Piglet, that's it!
  • Human Applejack: What's it?
  • Otis: Guys do you remember what Mrs. Beady said to Snotty Boy this morning?

(They think but couldn't remember)

  • Pip: Do you have a thought bubble to remind us?
  • Otis: I do actually.
  • Mrs. Beady: (in a thought bubble) You'll always be my favorite. Favorite, favorite...
  • Otis: (pops the bubble) Come on guys. I have a plan.

(Later in the forest, Snotty Boy muttering scared when he hears something)

  • Snotty Boy: Who is it? Is that you B-Bernard?
  • Otis: (comes in misty fog in Indian clothing) We're not going to hurt you.
  • Snotty Boy: Who are you?
  • Otis: I am Walks With Udders, your animal spirit guide. And these are some of my spirit guide friends. Officer Pig.
  • Pig: Top of the morning.
  • Otis: Two Consturction workers.
  • Freddy: Hey, how'd ya doing?
  • Peck: Forget about it.
  • Otis: A sailor of some type.
  • Abby: Ahoy there.
  • Otis: Some heroes we don't know and also don't care.
  • Lynn:Yeah. Hey!
  • Human Pinkie Pie:I didn't know you were a physic, Lucy.
  • Lucy: It's Madame Lucy.
  • Otis: And this tiny lounge singer.


I'm just crazy about chestnuts.

Cause chestnuts got that zing.

  • Snotty Boy: What's that sound?
  • Otis: What sound?
  • Snotty Boy: How come every time I hear that sound there's like fog coming out of your dress
  • Otis: This isn't a dress
  • Snotty Boy: Looks like a dress to me
  • Otis: I assure you it's not a--
  • Snotty Boy: Do you have, like, a fogger under there. You have a fogger.
  • Otis: What?

(Snotty and Otis kept arguing)

  • Otis: Yes, never mind that. We have heard your cries against your enemy and come to lend you our spirit power
  • Snotty Boy: You don't look that powerful to me.
  • Rabbit: Mickey, if you please.

(Mickey bonks him on the head)

  • Otis: If you want to defeat your enemy, follow us to the Place of Reckoning.
  • Snotty Boy: The place of what?
  • Sci-Twi: Just follow us. (Late that night at the Barnyard)
  • Otis: Welcome to the Place of Reckoning!
  • Snotty Boy: This is looks like a stupid barn. Are you going to help bear Bernard of what?
  • Human Rainbow Dash: (whispering) Not with that attitude he's not.
  • Otis: Fellow spirits, anoint him with the chaste of power.
  • Abby: The Snowglobe of Strength.
  • Peck: The Rotting Stick of Agility.
  • Freddy: This Ketchup Packet of Dexterity.
  • Pig: And a garlic crouton.
  • Snotty Boy: What's this do?
  • Pig: Nothing. But it's excellent in salads. Really perks up a bowl of soup.
  • Otis: (shushes Pig) With these tools, you shall conquer Bernard.
  • Human Fluttershy: (whispering) You sure this is going to work?
  • Snotty Boy: Muscles growing. Courage issuing forth from every pore. I...AM...CONQUERING BOY!!!!
  • Eeyore: Nope.

The Ending

  • Narrator: The Next Day.

(Bernard pulling a cat's tail when he heard the phone ring)

  • Bernard: What?
  • Snotty Boy: Oh, sorry. I must have the wrong number. You're clearly a troll.
  • Bernard: Eugene?
  • Snotty Boy: Oh Hi, Bernard. Gosh, you really sound like a stupid troll on the phone. A troll with a wire on his head. (Bernard turns red and steam comes out of his nose) I hear your face throbbing, dear head.
  • Bernard: Tell me where your face is so I can destroy it.
  • Snotty Boy: Meet me at the Place of Reckoning. It's a large red building 100 yards down the road.
  • Bearnard: You mean that barn?
  • Snotty Boy: PLACE OF RECKONING!!!! (hangs up) Now, to summon more power. (rubs the crouton all over his body)
  • Pip: Otis, are you sure about this? Bernard gonna turn him into a Snotty Burger.
  • Otis: Nah, I will be back with Mrs. Beady before it gets serious. When she sees Bernard beating on her precious Snotty Boy, she'll pack him up forever and it bye-bye psycho.
  • Sunset Shimmer: It's totally full proof.
  • Winnie the Pooh: So how long do we have until Bernard arrives?
  • Lisa: Based on speed, anger and his hatred of Snotty Boy, he'll be here in about 5 minutes.

(Bernard comes through the doors)

  • Pig: Uh he's here.
  • Otis: Milk me. (he runs off)
  • Lisa: Milk me's right. I forget about pulverization.(Otis rides off on the scooter)
  • Bernard: Time to stop your existence.
  • Snotty Boy: Well, you probably don't know, that my stupid spirit guides gave me this Snowglobe of Strength, this Rotting Stick of Agility, and this Ketchup Packet of Dexterity.
  • Bernard: What's the crouton for?
  • Snotty Boy: It's very nice with salads. You can put it on---
  • Bernard: Say goodbye to your body! (pulverizes Snotty Boy)
  • Pig: He'll destroy him before Otis gets back.
  • Wanda: Really hopes he comes back.
  • Pip: Yeah, it's too bad. Who wants nachos?
  • Cosmo: Ooh, I do.

(Everyone grabs some nachos)

  • Otis: I am a talking cow.
  • Mrs. Beady: You!
  • Otis: Here! (gives her the key) You can chase me on the scooter.

(Mrs.Beady grabs her camera and chased after Otis)

(Back at the Barnyard)

  • Bernard: I called this move the Snot Knot. (tied Snotty up with his arms and legs)

(Otis runs though a wall)

  • Mrs. Beady: Smile, cow!
  • Lori: Hey, Beady. Bernard is hurting your nephew!
  • Snotty Boy: Auntie Nora, save me!
  • Mrs. Beady: Bernard!
  • Otis: Yoink! (takes the camera)
  • Mrs. Beady: Take your hands off my little yum-yum man! (throws a horseshoe and makes a --- lands on Bernard) I'm sending you to your mother and father and you're never coming back. EVER!!!!!! (pulls his ear)
  • Bernard: I'll be back, Eugene! And I'm gonna eat your silly billy skull!
  • Snotty Boy: I did it! I defeated Bernard! And you know who I have to thank...

(Everyone is flattered until)

  • Snotty: Me!
  • Tigger: (mutters gibberish and gasps) WHAT!?!?
  •  Piglet: WHAT!!?!?
  •  Winnie the Pooh: WHAT!?!?!
  •  Rabbit: WHAT!?!?!?
  •  Eeyore: HUH!?!??!
  •  Timmy Turner: WHAT?!?!
  •  Cosmo and Wanda: WHAT?!?!
  •  Lincoln: WHAT?!?!
  •  Girl Louds: WHAT!?!?!
  •  Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!!?!?
  •  Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy: What?!?!
  • Rabbit: Why should you get the credit?
  • Snotty Boy: Because I Rock-a La Casbah. And your the worst spirit guides ever!
  • Human Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, what are you do about it?
  • Snotty Boy: I'm gonna kick you stupid spirit guide butts! (shot wax at Otis)
  • Wanda: I hate that family.
  • Donald: So what do we do now?
  • Piglet: I guess, same thing what we always do.
  • Snotty Boy: Where's your spirit fogger now, huh?