This is how storming the Nemesis and saving Agent Fowler goes in episode 4 of Ryan F-Freeman's Adventures of Transformers: Prime.
Ryan F-Freeman: What did this key made me? Man.
Ratchet: [sees him getting up] Don't move. Until I can figure what you are, you stay layed down.
Crash Bandicoot: Ryan. You ok? What happened?
Ratchet: Sari's key turned him into something but we don't know what it is. So that's why I'm trying to figure it out.
Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan? Where do you get that helmet?
Ryan F-Freeman: I got it when I transformed, Matau.
Crash Bandicoot: Optimus. Thank goodnes you're here.
Optimus Prime: It is as I thought. OpThomas has lost all memory of the war.
Cody Fairbrother: So. Everyone will think OpThomas is dead.
Optimus Prime: Yes. But now we are aware that he still lives, we can help him regain those memories by training him to become the Prime he once was. But no one is to mention a word about his past.
Crash Bandicoot: Ok. What does the rest of Ryan look like?
Mordecai: Him. Only half of him.
Rigby: How did Ryan get this armor?
[Meg Griffin looks at Ryan. Suddenly, Thomas' face pops up on the screens]
Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas. I hope he's ok.
[Out in the desert]
James: Thomas, what makes you think we need to protect Fowler at all costs when he's completely fine on his own and unaware that we're following him?
Thomas: We can't let any harm come to him. He's only concerned for his kind's sake.
[They suddenly hear a noise]
Percy: What's that noise?
Thomas: I think I know. Look!
Thomas: No. Laserbeak!
[Laserbeak flies overhead and chases after Fowler]
James: He's after Fowler.
Thomas: I hope Ryan is ok. But this is exactly why I said we need to protect him. Let's go!
[They follow Thomas. Back at the Autobot base]
Optimus Prime: OpThomas is a long thought dead Train-Prime. But legend had it that Primus had sent him somewhere safe.
Ryan F-Freeman: You're right, Prime. [to Ratchet] Ratchet? Any luck finding out who or what I became?
Ratchet: Not yet, Ryan.
Meg Griffin: Ryan? How did you get this upgrade?
[Ryan places his hand on Meg's cheek]
Ryan F-Freeman: Sari used her key on me and herself.
Crash Bandicoot: Your son Brain is part Croc and part robot.
[Ryan gasps and Sari gets a look]
Ryan F-Freeman: Sari. You got upgrades like me?
Sari Sumdac: Yep. [looks around] Where's Thomas?
Cody Fairbrother: Ryan. I have to tell you that I don't know where you and your sister came from.
Ryan F-Freeman: What?
Crash Bandicoot: I think your brother can tell you the story.
Cody Fairbrother: Let me tell you, Ryan. It all started when I was with Sari.
[Out in the desert, Thomas, Percy and James are still chasing Laserbeak]
Thomas: We have to warn Fowler that he's in danger!
Percy: Ok. I'll go see what Ryan is doing.
Thomas: No time for that now.
[Wings appear on his back]
Percy: Thomas! You've got wings!
Thomas: What?! [sees them then the jets fire up] Uh-oh!
James: Maybe you should go back to the base, Percy.
Percy: James, look, Fowler's in danger. And like Thomas said, we don't have time for that now.
[James nods. Back at the base]
Ryan F-Freeman: You think I can recover after this upgrade?
Sari Sumdac: We hope so.
Crash Bandicoot: I think I got something on my sister's laptop. What Sari's dad and Cody got in that lab was a protoform.
Ryan F-Freeman and Sari Sumdac: What's a protoform?
Ratchet: A kind of Transformer building starter.
Coco Bandicoot: So. When Cody and Issac Sumdac touch the protoform, it scanned both their DNAs and then, Ryan and Sari are the results.
Ryan F-Freeman: So... I'm part Cybertronian?
Ratchet: That makes you... a techno-organic.
Ryan F-Freeman: Awesome! We're like buddies.
Optimus Prime: [chuckles a little] I know.
[Out in the desert, Thomas is thrusted into the air]
Percy: I think that Thomas can fly now.
[Thomas manages to handle it and a air chase takes place then Laserbeak fires a shot which hits Fowler's chopper's back rotor, sending to plummiting to the ground]
Thomas: Bail, Fowler, bail!
[Fowler ignores Thomas and reaches for the emergency signal but before he can, Laserbeak extends two metal claws and whisks Fowler away. Thomas doesn't see this happening and watches the copter fall out of the sky]
Thomas: Fowler! No!!!
[The chopper hits the ground and blows up]
James: I think he's alive.
Thomas: We'd better check to be sure. Come on.
[James nods and he and Percy follow Thomas. They look inside, Fowler's not there]
Thomas: He's not there. Percy. James. I'll go follow Laserbeak. You too go back to the base and see what Ryan's up to.
[Percy nods. Back at the base]
Crash Bandicoot: You feel pain after the upgrade, Ryan?
[Ryan nods. Percy and James arrive]
James: Ryan? How did you got hurt?
Ryan F-Freeman: It's because of Sari's key. She used to upgrade herself and I.
Crash Bandicoot: I don't know how she did it, Ryan. But, you got a nice red paint job. I want to know how do I talk?
Ryan F-Freeman: Don't know. Probably just a side-effect of coming here.
Crash Bandicoot: What side effect?
Ryan F-Freeman: The ability to talk.
Crash Bandicoot: Must be something about magic. At least Sari's key doesn't kill you or turn you into a... a...
Ryan F-Freeman: Swan?
Cody Fairbrother: That's a nice word you said, Ryan. Odette is a princess that got turned into a swan.
Optimus Prime: Percy where is OpThomas?
Percy: You mean Thomas?
Optimus Prime: Yes.
Ryan F-Freeman: I hope he's ok. Because if he's not, I'll shoot a con like a duck from the game Duck Hunt.
James: He's ok, Ryan. He's following Fowler.
Matau T. Monkey: My master is sorry for what I did to my twin. [to Ryan] How do you feel after this upgrade?
[As Ryan explains, Optimus turns to Ratchet]
Optimus Prime: Ratchet you come with me. Ryan and friends stay here. Arcee, you're in charge.
Ryan F-Freeman: Wait! I'll come too.
Optimus Prime: Ryan, you can't. You're still injured.
Ryan F-Freeman: I may be injured but I can handle whatever the cons throw our way.
[Then Ryan gets up and follows Optimus and Ratchet into the Groundbridge]
Arcee: Bumblebee, you're with me. Bulkhead, you're in charge.
James: Where are you two going?
Brain the Crocodile: I want some of that action.
Cody Fairbrother: Wait for me, Ryan!
[They dash into the Groundbridge and it closes behind them]
Arcee: Going on patrol. [transforms into vehicle mode followed by Bee]
Bulkhead: So, what shall we do?
[Human Rainbow Dash plugs her guitar into a speaker]
Human Rainbow Dash: How about we listen to one of our Rainbooms songs? It's called Awesome As I Wanna Be.
[Human Rainbow strums her guitar and the room is filled with loud music. Then the alarm goes off]
Human Applejack: My ears!
Crash Bandicoot: Maybe you should do Fluttershy's song!
Human Fluttershy: It's not that. It's the alarm.
Bulkhead: It's an S.O.S. From Fowler.
[The location scan begins but is shown to be incomplete]
Bulkhead: Location scan was incomplete. Oh well.
Matau T. Monkey: Maybe I can do something about this. Jessica. Help me out.
Jack Darby: Matau, I got this. [to Bulkhead] Oh well?
Jessica Fairbrother: That's it?
Bulkhead: Fowler's a jerk.
Garfield: But we have to track him. Whether you like the guy or not, the Decepticons may have him.
Matau T. Monkey: Garfield's right.
Rafael Esquivel: And Agent Fowler knows your location. [realizes what he just said and gulps] Our location.
Miko Nakadia: And did we not just witness how easily Fowler backs down from a bot? The Cons will totally make him squeal.
Crash Bandicoot: But we lost the transmission, Miko. Fowler could be anywhere.
James: Yeah. About that. Thomas is already on it.
Bulkhead: What?! If the Cons find out about OpThomas' existence, Megatron will fry his hard-drive like a burnt out Energon crater!
Percy: I know it may seem ludicrous but Thomas knows what he's doing.
Crash Bandicoot: But we don't know where he is.
Rafael Esquivel: Maybe I can help. About five years ago, the government started micro-chipping their agents. You know, like owners do with pets. [the others stare at him] What? I saw it on TV. Anyway, if I can hack into the government's mainframe, maybe I can pinpoint Thomas and Fowler's coordinates.
Matau T. Monkey: You know how to hack?
Jessica Fairbrother: But you're like... two years old.
Matau T. Monkey: She's right.
Rafael Esquivel: Twelve and a quarter.
[Outside, Thomas tracks Laserbeak to some sort of dark, menacing warship]
Thomas: The Nemesis.
Ryan F-Freeman: [on COMM] Thomas. Come in.
Thomas: I'm here, Ryan. What's up?
Ryan F-Freeman: I got some great news.
Thomas: What is it?
Ryan F-Freeman: Well, you might believe me when I tell you. Sari used her key on her and myself and turned us into techno-organics. But what are you doing?! If the Cons find out you exist, they turn you into scrap.
Thomas: Wow. I'd better keep out of their sight then.
Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. You've got to find Fowler without being seen.
Thomas: Got it.
[Thomas flies towards the ship and gets in]
Thomas: I'll catch you later, Ryan. Thomas out.
[Thomas runs off down the corridoor]
Thomas: [in mind] I'm coming, Fowler.
[Thomas sneaks in a corridor and runs down it while following an arrow on a screen on his arm]
[Back at the base]
Matau T. Monkey: Does my master feel pain, Ratchet?
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, Matau? Ratchet's not here. He went with Optimus and Ryan
Matau T. Monkey: Oh. I wonder what pain did my master feel, Sunset.
Sunset Shimmer: Who knows? [sighs] I just hope Fowler and Thomas are alright.
Rafael Esquivel: I hope so.
Matau T. Monkey: I hope Master Ryan won't get all smitten kitten with a girl con.
Rafael Esquivel: Ah-ha! I've got 'em!
Jessica Fairbrother: What is it, Raf?
Rafael Esquivel: I found Thomas and Fowler.
Crash Bandicoot: If Sci-Ryan is here, he'll come with us.
Bulkhead: [opens the Groundbridge] I'm the only one going.
Matau T. Monkey: Aw.
Jessica Fairbrother: But...
Bulkhead: No buts this time. I'm sorry, Jessica, but that's the way has to be. Stay here. Uh, Jack, you're in charge.
[Bulkhead disappears through the Groundbridge and it closes behind him]
Crash Bandicoot: I hope Ryan is ok. Like I would wipe the floor with Dingodile.
Jack Darby: Guess we have the run of the place then. [looks around] Hey! Where's Miko?
Crash Bandicoot: Was she with Bulkhead?
Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. She was here a minuet ago. [realizes something and gasps] Unless, she secretly followed him.
Aku Aku: C'mon, Crash. We need to bring Miko back.
Crash Bandicoot: Okay. We've got to tell Bulkhead too.
Crunch Bandicoot: I'll come too! Eat.. enough... FIBER!
Crash Bandicoot: Cody. You're in charge.
Cody Fairbrother: No. I'm coming with. Raf, you're in charge.
Crash Bandicoot: Oh.
Rafael Esquivel: [looks around] In charge of who? [runs up to the others] No way am I staying here alone.
Crash Bandicoot: I'll protect you, Raf.
[The gang heads through the GroundBridge, Arcee's voice comes in on the COMMs]
Arcee: Jack? Crash? Coco? Aku Aku? Anyone? We need to Bridge back. Hello?
[Cricket chrips. Outside]
Arcee: Well, looks like we're taking the long way home. Pedal to the metal, Bee.
Bumblebee: [beeps] (translation:
Sonata Dusk: [giggles] You sound funny when you speak like that, Bumblebee. What I mean is, in the real-life movies, you're a camero, but in this cartoon, you're a muscle car.
Coco Bandicoot: His voice box was damaged but Ratchet will tell us about it in the next season.
Sonata Dusk: But still, though, he does sound funny.
[Elsewhere, Bulkhead and Miko are staring at the Nemesis from behind a rock]
Bulkhead: What's taking Bee and Cee so long?
Crash Bandicoot: I don't know.
Miko: Guys, the Cons could be questioning Fowler right now. Let's just storm the thing.
Bulkhead: [sees the Groundbridge] Phew. They're here.
Crash Bandicoot: Finally.
[But instead of Bumblebee and Arcee, our heroes emerge from the vortex]
Crash Bandicoot: I hope Ryan puts on the NV after this.
Twilight Sparkle: Next time, warn me that it makes organic beings like us dizzy.
Crash Bandicoot: Yeah. I hope the NV won't load Ryan with Uka Uka's bad mojo.
[Then the Cons hear Twilight, look over and spot our heroes then start firing]
Crash Bandicoot: Uh oh.
Twilight Sparkle: Run!
Aku Aku: Fly!
[Crash gets an idea, grabs Aku Aku, jumps onto one of the Cons and puts Aku Aku on it's face]
Crash Bandicoot: Bandicoot 1, Con 0.
Matau T. Monkey: Sari will be so jealous.
[Crash controls the Con to grab the other Con and starts to pull the wires]
Crash Bandicoot: Miko! Look away!
[Bulkhead puts his servo in front of Miko's face as Crash continues to pull the wires]
Coco Bandicoot: Keep going, Crash!
[Crash finishes and the Con collapses]
Matau T. Monkey: Wow! You would make a good Autobot, Crash.
Crash Bandicoot: [pulls Aku Aku off the Con's face] Also a perfect disguise, don't you think?
Twilight Sparkle: Hate to break up the conversation but we've got more Cons coming!
Crash Bandicoot: Bulkhead. You and I can handle this. [summons his Keyblade] Wrecker style.
[Bulkhead pounds his fists together and Matau blows a war horn]
Princess Yuna: Let's go!
Crash Bandicoot: CHARGE!!!
[Crash and Bulkhead thrash their way to the Cons]
Bulkhead: Out of way, Cons. Wreckers comin' through.
Crash Bandicoot: Exterminate them!
Matau T. Monkey: Exterminate?
Twilight Sparkle: It's what the Daleks say.
[Miko watch Crash and Bulkhead knock more hapless opponents flying]
Crash Bandicoot: YAHOO!!
[They continue to clash their way through the Cons towards the Nemesis]
Crash Bandicoot: I think this will be easy.
[Jessica watches and realizes that Miko's gone again]
Jessica Fairbrother: Miko?
Matau T. Monkey: Dumb kid!
[Matau goes after Miko to see the fight between Crash, Bulkhead and the Cons]
[Up on the Nemesis, Thomas is running through the corridoors]
Thomas: Wow. This place is huge. How am I ever gonna find him?