The Backson Song is a song in Winnie the Pooh (2011).
Owl: It's a Giant creature with a tail
Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale
Piglet: Oh d-d-dear!
Its hide is like a shaggy rug
Its face a surly ugly mug
With two sharp horns atop its head
In between a mop of hair that's red
And in its nose a ring of gold
It smells of monkey's feet and mold
Its toes are black
Its fur is blue
I swear that all I tell you is not made up
The Backson! All: The Backson! Owl: The Backson! All: The Backson
Oh no! Pooh: But Owl what does the Backson do? All: Yes Owl what does the Backson do? Owl: Hmm, what does the Backson do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking and now I will tell you
They sneak into your library and scribble in all your books
All: The Backson, The Backson! We don't like the Backson!
Owl: When decorating your Christmas tree, they tangle up all the hooks! All: The Backson! The Backson! We're afraid of the Backson. Owl: They spoil the milk, they stop all the clocks, they use their horns to put hole in your socks All: The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!
Roo: Tell us more about what Backsons do Tigger: Yes more about what Backsons do Owl: More about what Backsons do? Why don't we hear some thoughts from you? Tigger: Maybe they make ya sleep too late Owl: Yes, yes that's good, that's great Eeyore: I bet they're the reason my tail is gone Owl: You're on a roll go on, go on! Rabbit: They muddy up your tidy house Piglet: They make you feel as small as a mouse Roo: They break your crayons Rabbit: They spill your tea! Kanga: They wake up babies at 1:00 and 3:00 Eeyore: They made me catch the cold I caught Winnie the Pooh: They made me lose my train of thought Tigger: They swipe your stripes Piglet: They clog your pipes Rabbit: They dig up your garden Eeyore: They won't be your pardon Winnie the Pooh: They eat your snacks Piglet: They won't relax! Rabbit: They chip your tooth Kanga: They steal your youth! Owl: And now you know the horrible truth All: The Backson, The Backson, The Backson, The Backson. Oh Noooooo!
Rabbit: Oh yes All: Huh?
Rabbit: I know exactly what to do
We'll find things Backsons are partial to Winnie the Pooh: Like books Kanga: And dishes Piglet: And socks Roo: And toys Rabbit: Yes everything that a Backson destroys
Then we'll dig an enormous pit and make the items lead to it
He'll fall in and we'll get our friend Owl: And this horrible nightmare will come to an end
The Backson! All: The Backson! Owl: The Backson! All: The Backson!
Owl: Go home and search your closets, bring everything that you can
All: The Backson! The Backson! We're gonna catch the Backson!
Owl: We'll save Christopher Robin by following Rabbit's plan
All: The Backson! The Backson! We'll save Christopher Robin!
We must be brave and have no fear Owl: So to the death, we'll persevere All: We'll search by the sun and the light and the moon, and if everything goes well,
We'll be back soon! Owl: Back soon? All: Back soon! Owl: Sounds like Backson All: Back soon! Owl: Oh well, good luck everyone!