Here is the transcript of The Horrible Herd in Ash's Adventures of Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated!.
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- Shaggy: So, like, I don't understand. The Planispheric Disk led us to dig up this crazy old flintlock. Does that mean this is the treasure?
- Velma: No. It might be worth a little something as an antique, but the cursed treasure of Crystal Cove is supposed to be immense beyond all imagining.
- Daphne: Like love.
- Daphne: Excuse me, Mr. farmer. What happened to your farm?
- Farmer: Farm? I ain't got no farm. It's gone, all of it. That horrible herd ate everything except the silo. (to Martha) Martha, we are leaving.
- Shaggy: Like, did I just heard you say hear? I mean, uh, ha ha ha, hear you say herd.
- Fred: Herd of what?
- Farmer: Skull cattle. Ugliest darn things.
- Velma: Guys, look at these weird hoof prints. They don't make any sense.
- Farmer: If you really want to get all nosy about it, you should talk to the other farmers in the area. The herd paid them a visit, too.
- Fred: So you're saying that this herd of skull cattle also destroyed your farms?
- Sullen female farmer: What's the matter with you? You got potatoes in your ears, huh?
- Fred: Huh? Nope, not today. I once had luminescent swamp moss stuffed in my ears when I was trapping toads as a baby. But it came out. Eventually.
- Velma: Ay. Please, go on.
- Sullen female farmer: Like a plague of locusts they was. Coming out of the night, they devoured everything in their path.
- Male farmer: I reckon she's right.
- Velma: I mapped all the attacks on all the farms in the area, and look, they create an outline of a magnifying glass just like the one the old Mystery Incorporated used as their symbol. It's centered around Destroido.
- Daphne: Cute little moo cows turned into horrible monsters. There's only one mind evil enough to come up with something like that.
- Scooby, Shaggy, Velma, Daphne and Fred: Professor Pericles.
- Daphne: Velma, is there anyway we can spy on the old Mystery Incorporated? Didn't you say Hot Dog Water hooked us up somehow at Destroido?
- Velma: I almost forgot. Hot Dog Water left us a back door into the Destroido security system when she was there stealing the Planispheric Disk pieces.
- Fred: Can you get more volume?
- (Velma gets the high volume of the laptop)
- Ricky: You have gone too far this time, Pericles. Too far! (The next scene depicts the conversation of Ricky (Mr. E) and Professor Pericles) This macabre herd of skull cattle you've created is costing millions of Destroido's money. My money. And I currently have 28 of my best scientists listed as presumed missing.
- Scientist: (heard in the other room) No, NO! AAAAAHH!
- Ricky: Make that 29.
- Pericles: Ricky, one cannot make a genius omelet without breaking a few worthless eggs. Right, Brad and Judy?
- Brad: You said it, Professor Pericles.
- Judy: He's a genius, right, Brad?
- Brad: He sure is, Judy. He sure is.
- Pericles: And make no mistake, Ricky, I will break any egg that gets in my way: Ed Machine, Cassidy Williams, or perhaps even you. My herd of skull cattle is perfect in every way. I have crossbred cows, piranhas, and bees to create ultimate monsters. And I'm their master. My precious creations exist for one purpose: to devour Crystal Cove. My herd of male drones shall level this city to the ground, leaving nowhere for the Mystery kinder to hide the Planispheric Disk.
- (The next scene depicts that the gang listened Pericles's evil plan)
- Shaggy: Like, he's gonna destroy Crystal Cove!
- Fred: Come on, gang. We have to warn the town.
- Daphne: Gang, this is all our fault.
- Sheriff Stone: Isn't it always?
- Daphne: Maybe we should just give Pericles the Planispheric Disk.
- Shaggy: Like, no way. A treasure beyond all imagining in the clutches of an evil psychotic parrot?
- Velma: Would be devastating on a global scale. Shaggy's right. There has to be another way.
- Sheriff Stone: Well, you Mystery dorks better decide quick because those nasty cow thingies sealed off the town completely.
- Pericles: Soon Crystal Cove will cease to exist and the Planispheric Disk shall be mine. THEN no one will ever stand in my way AGAIN. (laughs)
- Mayor Nettles: All the roads leading in and out of the city have been eaten. They're cutting us off.
- Sheriff Stone: Perhaps as-- as-- a species our time is over. It's evolution, people. We should all submit to the herd. I think I'll see if they're hiring any Sheriffs.
- Mayor Nettles: Bronson, although I find your immediate surrender oddly endearing, you're not going anywhere. Kids, there must be a way to stop these things.
- Daphne: I think I have it. It's all the little pieces, all the clues. Especially the fact that Professor Pericles referred to all the skull cattle as male drones. And then there's the sweet cheese.
- Shaggy: I think I see where you're going with this, Daph. If Scooby and I can eat all that honey sweet cheese, those things will starve and we'll save the town.
- Scooby: Count me in. I'm ready to eat my way to victory.
- Daphne: That's not what I was thinking. They're like bees. The herd is all male drones. So there must be a queen in the cow hive at Destroido.
- Velma: Daphne, that's so genius I should have thought of it. They'll be totally protective of their queen. If we could capture the queen cow...
- Fred: We could use her to lead the herd away from the town.
- Mayor Nettles: Saving Crystal Cove.
- Sheriff Stone: I don't know. I don't know. I think my plan of letting the herd enslave humanity is pretty darn good.
- Fred: My fake father mayor dad used to keep a helicopter here at city hall.
- Mayor Nettles: I still have it. Quick, it's our only chance.
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Mayor Nettles: You did it, kids. You saved the town.
Daphne: I feel a little sorry for those skull cattle. It's not their fault they're horrible genetically engineered mutations.
Fred Jones: Look. (The horrible herd rise in the ocean) Those things are part fish, remember? They can swim.
(The horrible herd swim off into the ocean.)
Brock: They're swimming away!
Velma Dinkley: Whoa. What have we done?
Shaggy Rogers: You mean like other than release unnatural, super predators into the ecosystem?
Ash Ketchum: Should we at least stop them?
Sheriff Bronson Stone: Sorry, Ash. But for the looks of this, it's too late for that now. It's best to just walk away from this one, kids. Just walk.... away.
(The entire group agrees with the sheriff's suggestion and steps away from the cliff. They later go and search for Nova. Scooby is using his nose to sniff out Nova's scent. Ash sends out his Talonflame and Noivern to search for Nova. Ash's Adventure Team send out their Pokémon to search for Nova as well.)
Scooby-Doo: Nova! Nova!
Tracey Sketchit: Do you see her anywhere?
Misty: She's not over here!
May: Nothing right here either!
Cilan: She could've fallen anywhere around here!
(Simba and his family and friends are also searching for Nova too.)
Simba: Kiara, Nala, have you found Nova?
Kiara: No, Daddy.
Nala: We've looked all over in this area and there's no sign of her.
Timon: Pumbaa and I looked by the ocean and there's no sign of her there either.
Pumbaa: You don't think she could've been trampled, could she?
Kovu: We don't know, Pumbaa. But we'll find her.
(The Looney Tunes are also on a frantic search for Nova too)
Bugs Bunny: Nova! Nova! (whistles) Nova, come on out!
Daffy Duck: Nova? Nova?
Porky Pig: (sputters) Nova?
(The Tasmanian Devil looks up, down and all around for Nova.)
Sylvester and Tweety: Nova!
Lola Bunny: Nova? Nova? (sighs) Bugs, I'm worried about her. What if we're too late? What if she didn't make it?
Bugs Bunny: There, there, Lola. We'll find her. Ash promised that we will. We just have to keep looking until we find her.
(Meanwhile, Ash's Talonflame and Noivern are still searching for Nova in the air. When suddenly, Noivern spots the unconscious dog near the shore. Noivern quickly informs Talonflame what it found, and they fly off to tell Ash. Talonflame and Noivern reach Ash at a very fast rate.)
Ash Ketchum: Hmmm? Talonflame? Noivern? Did you find Nova?
(Talonflame and Noivern nod their heads in response to "Yes.")
Ash Ketchum: Lead the way! Everyone follow Talonflame and Noivern!
(Ash and his Adventure Team as well as their Pokémon follow Talonflame and Noivern to where Nova is. They all gasp in horror at what has happened to her.)
Ash Ketchum: Misty, go get Scooby and the others and bring them here!
Misty: Okay! (leaves)
Ash Ketchum: Great job, Talonflame and Noivern. Return and get some rest. (returns them to his PokéBalls) Brock, Cilan, do what you can do to help Nova until Scooby gets here. She might be critical condition and we have to help her.
Brock: We'll do our best. Come on, Cilan.
(Brock and Cilan rush over to Nova and try to treat Nova's injuries as best as they could. After several minutes, Misty arrives with Scooby-Doo and his friends as well as Simba, his family, and the Looney Tunes.)
Misty: She's over here, Scooby!
(Scooby rushes over to Nova and is sad to see her in critical condition.)
Scooby-Doo: (whimpers) Nova.
Brock: It's okay, Scoob.
Cilan: She's alright.
Scooby-Doo: She is?!
Ash Ketchum: How is she, Brock?
Brock: She's stable, but we'll have to get her to the hospital. She might need some help.
Sheriff Bronson Stone: There's a hospital not that far from here.
Mayor Janet Nettles: Yes. Follow us and we will show you where it is.
(The gang leaves to take Nova to the hospital. Meanwhile, Professor Pericles, Mr. E, Brad Chiles, Judy Reeves and Team Rocket stare down in anger.)
Professor Pericles: My plan ruined by those meddling kinder! They will pay! All of them! They will pay!
(The episode ends)