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This is the script for The Irelanders' Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The Cutie Map

[The film begins at Foot Headquarters]

Giovanni: Is this it?

James: Everyone else must've been picked up.

Meowth: Well, maybe they didn't find us.

Dr. Eggman: Hey, we all knew the junkyard was our fallback spot.

The Utrom Shredder: Our queen gone! They will pay! I, Ch'rell the Utrom Shredder, will now lead. Let any who challenge step forward.

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: I challenge.

Metal Sonic: Her voice!

The Utrom Shredder: My queen, Shredderette!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Set the ship's coordinates for Equestria. The princess of Friendship is the key to finding the heroes that did this to me.

Dark Specter: Yes, Mistress.

Olympious:: Next, Mistress, we gather some more army for the Foot Empire?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes. Then there's only one thing next. Revenge.

[Meanwhile, at the Irelanders' ship]

Ratchet (Prime): Connor, why so worried? Your realm, in fact, all realms are finally free from Linda's wrath.

Connor Lacey: I don't disagree, Ratchet. It's just, a small part of me hopes to get my dead dad back, after Linda Ryan the Shredderette killed him.

Strongarm: Connor, her vileness was not in slane by your hand, but by her own twisted ego!

Connor Lacey: (Sighs)

Briar Beauty: We're sorry. We know that the three of you have quite a history.

Connor Lacey: But the Linda Ryan that I knew, died days ago. The day she chose to become the Shredderette. The Foot Empire may be in disarray, but they aren't without leadership. And while, Ch'rell the Utrom Shredder is no Linda Ryan, he's far from practical.

Ash Ketchum: But for one thing's for sure, she'II never change since she's your enemy, Connor. You know that. Once a villain, always a villain.

Connor Lacey: I understand what you are saying, Ash and I'II accept that.

Sideswipe (Robots in Disguise (2015): We're coming up on Equestria.

Connor Lacey: Well, time to see Twilight Sparkle again.

Spike: [snoring]

The Irelanders: Hi, Twilight.

Twilight Sparkle: Hi, guys. You're just in time.

Fixit: Let's go to the throne room.

Twilight Sparkle: Let's go through this one more time.

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but why?

Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.

Daring Charming: And it's way fabulous than your old home.

Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!

Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. And Daring Charming. Oh, and probably Spike.

Spike: [snoring]

Raven Queen: What're your thoughts on your work, Twilight?

Twilight Sparkle: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the Tree of Harmony want us to sit in a castle in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

[rumbling]

Apple White: Looks like, we're about to find out!

Spike: [groans] Is that new? I like it.

Blondie Locks: Yes, it is. And I think, it's just right.

[Young Irish Film Markers and Hasbro Studios presents The Irelanders' Adventures of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic - The Cutie Map (Full Movie)]

Spike: This is incredible! It's got all of Equestria!

Shimmer: Look, Pinkie! There's your family's rock farm!

Pinkie Pie: Hi, Mom and Dad!

[stomp]

Connor Lacey: Spike!

Yuya Sakaki: It's alright, Connor.

Karai (Hamato Miwa): But what I still don't get, is that why there's a map of Equestria?

[shimmering]

Kite Tenjo: Looks like, the pony's Cutie Marks will tell us, Miwa.

Pinkie Pie: [giggles]

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?

Twilight Sparkle: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we not follow it?

Alexis Rhodes: Looks like, we're going to that village.

Rainbow Dash: Y'know what? There's a ton of room for dangerous adventure along that route. Count me in!

Applejack: Aw, shoot, I reckon you're right.

Pinkie Pie: Well, I was planning on organizing my baking sheets, but okay!

Rarity: [sighs] Very well.

[beat]

C.A. Cupid: Well, Fluttershy? Are you coming?

Fluttershy: Um, maybe I'll just stay here with Spike.

Spike: Awesome! Me and Big Mac have a huge weekend ahead of us talkin' hoofball, and... and trading hoofball cards, and arguing about hoofball stats...

Fluttershy: O-o-on second thought, m-m-maybe I'd better go with them. In case they need me.

Twilight Sparkle: Looks like it's time for a road trip.

Jack Atlas: To the mysterious village!

Spike: Well, suit yourself. But he's got a Hock Fetlock rookie card I plan to sweet-talk right into these hot little claws.

[train engine chuffing]

[brakes squealing]

Dexter Charming: We're here.

Alistair Wonderland: The mysterious village.

Twilight Sparkle: That's it! That's the place on the map!

Rarity: Right. Let's get down there and find the spa.

Bunny Blanc: I don't think that village has a spa, Rarity.

Twilight Sparkle: Wait. We don't know why the map sent us here. We shouldn't just walk right in. It could be dangerous.

Rainbow Dash: Yes!

Pinkie Pie: Stay behind me, everypony! I'm on it!

Applejack: Careful, Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: [grunts]

Adrien Agreste: What a clumsy pony.

[thud, scraping noises]

Rainbow Dash: This is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.

Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.

Madeline Hatter: I guess so.

Rarity: It could certainly use a few more architectural flourishes. Or any architectural flourishes.

Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.

Pinkie Pie: I don't like it. I don't like it one bit. I know smiles. And those smiles? They're just not right.

Twilight Sparkle: Forget the smiles. Look at the cutie marks.

Leatherhead: They looked the same.

Rainbow Dash: Okay, that's weird.

Twilight Sparkle: An entire village with the same cutie mark? How can that be?

Hunter Huntsman: I guess, there's some Foot Imperial activity here.

Rainbow Dash: I bet there's some sort of horrific monster behind it.

Twilight Sparkle: What makes you say that?

Rainbow Dash: 'Cause fighting a horrific monster would be super-awesome!

Cerise Hood: I bet, you maybe right.

Applejack: I reckon we just ought to head into town and talk to some locals, find out what's goin' on.

Rainbow Dash: Great idea, AJ. Let's go!

Pinkie Pie: Those smiles are bad news.

"Sunny Song": Welcome!

S05E01 Unnamed Pegasus Mare #3: Welcome!

S05E01 Unnamed Unicorn Stallion #3: Welcome!

"Bacon Braids": Welcome!

S05E01 Unnamed Unicorn Stallion #2: Welcome!

"Offbeat": Welcome!

S05E01 Unnamed Unicorn Filly #1, Cotton Cloudy, "Princess Erroria", and "Ruby Pinch": Welcome!

Fluttershy: This must be the most pleasant place in Equestria!

Madeline Hatter: Tea-rific!

Night Glider: Welcome!

Fluttershy: [giggles]

Rainbow Dash: Ugh. Thanks a lot, map.

Cedar Wood: Don't worry, Rainbow Dash. It'll be over before ya know it.

Party Favor: Welcome! Pardon my forwardness, but are you an Alicorn?

Applejack: That there's the Princess of Friendship!

Connor Lacey: Yup, the Princess of Friendship.

Party Favor: Well, you've certainly come to the right place for friendship.

Double Diamond: What brings you to town?

Twilight Sparkle: We're not entirely sure.

Double Diamond: I see. Well, all are welcome here in our little village. My name is Double Diamond, and this is Party Favor.

Applejack: Howdy, Double Diamond. I'm Applejack, and this here's Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle.

Brock: My name's Brock and I'm a Pokémon breeder.

Misty: I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.

Togepi: Togepi.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.

Pikachu: Pika!

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah, and this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Tracey Sketchit: And I'm Tracey Sketchit.

May: Hi, I'm May. And this is my little brother Max.

Max: Hello.

Bloom (Winx Club): I'm Bloom. This is Stella, Flora, Musa, Tecna, Aisha, Roxy and my sister Daphne.

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We are the Irelanders!

Double Diamond: And you all have your own unique cutie marks.

Twilight Sparkle: If you don't mind, has there been any sort of... trouble here, lately?

Double Diamond: Trouble? Why, I don't think we've ever had trouble in our little village.

Party Favor: It's true. You'll see. Hm.

Double Diamond: Perhaps you'd care to speak to our founder Starlight Glimmer.

Fluttershy: I wish everypony in Equestria was as friendly as these ponies are.

Pinkie Pie: I've got my eye on them. Something's rotten in... whatever the name of this village is that we're in right now!

[knocking]

Double Diamond: Starlight, we have some new visitors.

Rainbow Dash: [to Applejack] Be ready to fight. We don't know what's gonna come through that door.

Hopper Croakington II: Yeah.

Ashlynn Ella: It could be something sinister.

Lizzie Hearts: Or creepy.

Starlight Glimmer: Welcome! I'm so pleased to have you here.

Connor Lacey: Or an unicorn.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and Twilight Sparkle.

Brock: My name's Brock and I'm a Pokémon breeder.

Misty: I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.

Togepi: Togepi.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.

Pikachu: Pika!

Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah, and this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Tracey Sketchit: And I'm Tracey Sketchit.

May: Hi, I'm May. And this is my little brother Max.

Max: Hello.

Bloom (Winx Club): I'm Bloom. This is Stella, Flora, Musa, Tecna, Aisha, Roxy and my sister Daphne.

Connor Lacey: And this is Maxwell McGrath, Steel, Alejandro "Alex" Villar, Rayne Martinez, C.Y.T.R.O., Spider-Man, White Tiger, Iron Fist, Power Man, Nova, Agent Venom, Dagger, Cloak, Iron-Spider, Patrioteer, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Triton, Rhino, Mary Jane Watson aka Spider-Woman, Kid Arachnid, Scarlet Spider, Sandman, Adrian Toomes/Vulture, Iron Man, Captain America, Hulk, Thor, Hawkeye, Black Widow, Falcon, Black Panther, Vision, Ant-Man, Captain Marvel, Ms. Marvel, Wasp, Songbird, Atlas, Techno, Meteorite, Mach-IV, Peter Quill, Rocket Raccoon, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Windblade, Computron, Devastator, Menasor, Victorion, Emissary, Perceptor, Optimus Primal, The Dinobots, Predaking, Blaze, AJ, Gabby, Stripes, Starla, Darington, Zeg, Watts, Lightning McQueen, Mater, Sally Carrera, Luigi and Guido, Sheriff, Fillmore, Sarge, Ramone and Flo, Lizzie, Red, Finn McMissile, Holley Shiftwell, Cruz Ramirez, Dusty Crophopper, Chug, Dottie, Skipper Riley, Sparky, Mayday, Ishani, Blade Ranger, Lil' Dipper, Windlifter, Cabbie, Maru, Dynamite, Drip, Blackout, Avalanche, Pinecone, Patch, April O'Neil, Casey Jones, Slash, Leatherhead, Dr. Tyler Rockwell, Pigeon Pete, Muckman, Mondo Gecko, Sal Commander, Mona Lisa, Karai aka Hamato Miwa, Shinigami, Apolex, Max Taylor, Chomp, Zoe Drake, Paris, Rex Owen, Ace, Dr. Z, Ursula, Zander, Ed, Rod, Laura, Terry, Spiny, Tank, Dino Tyranno, Dino Brachio, Dino Tricera, Dino Stego, Dino Sabre, Dino Ptera, Dino Mammoth, Dino Centro, Dino Toro, Dino Styraco, Dino Pachy, Dino Kenty, Dino Arch, Dino Itchyo (Theo), Kaito Tatsuno, Rena, Rick, Dan Kuso, Drago, Runo Misaki, Tigrerra, Marucho Marukura, Preyas, Elfin, Akwimos, Infinity Trister, Radizen, Roxtor, Shun Kazami, Skyress, Julie Makimoto, Gorem, Alice Gehabich, Hydranoid, Mira Clay, Wilda, Ace Grit, Percival, Baron Leltoy, Nemus, Ingram, Hawktor, Taylean, Jaakor, Skytruss, Orbeum, Jake Vallory, Coredem, Fabia Sheen, Aranaut, Ren Krawler, Linehalt, Paige, Boulderon, Rafe, Wolfurio, Spectra Phantom, Helios, Gunz Lazar, Reptak, Agrom, Noctis, Tasaru, Piron, Toby Tripp, Nick Tripp, Lucas Wanson, Jessica Herleins, Hunter Steele, Shadow, Corona, Venus, Igneous, Flame, Prince Lumen, Ebony, Princess Sparkle, Hotarla, Magma, Brutus Aqune, Portia, Brade/Quake, Dagger, Vert Wheeler, Zoom Takazumi, Agura Ibaden, Spinner Cortez & Sherman Cortez, A.J. 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Cupid, Ramona Wolf, Rosabella Beauty, Ginger Breadhouse, Poppy O'Hair, Nina Thumbell, Melody Piper, Jillian Beanstalk, Humphrey Dumpty, Sparrow Hood, Cathy Smith, Sam, Danny, Chris, Ky Stax, Maya, Boomer, Verity, Piplup, Sorrel, Lucario, Takato Matsuki, Guilmon, Henry Wong, Terriermon, Rika Nonaka, Renamon, Ryo Akiyama, Cyberdramon, Takuya Kanbara, Koji Minamoto, J.P. Shibayama, Zoe Orimoto, Tommy Himi, Koichi Kimura, Bokomon and Neemon, Marcus Damon, Agumon, Thomas H. 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Johnson, Ashley Hammond, Cassie Chan, Zhane, Alpha 6, Will Vandom, Irma Lair, Taranee Cook, Cornelia Hale, Hay Lin, Karone, Chris Kratt, Martin Kratt, Aviva, Koki, Jimmy Z, Jiminy Cricket, The Good Fairy, Jack Skellington, Zero, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Shadow, Rouge, E-123 Omega, Cosmo, Cream and Cheese, Silver, Blaze, Tikal the Echidna, Chaos, Chris Thorndyke, Mario, Luigi, Princess Peach, Toad, Yoshi, Captain Jake, Cubby, Izzy, Skully, Cheetor, Rattrap, Rhinox, Dinobot, Tigatron, Airazor, Silverbolt, Blackarachnia, Depth Charge, Nightscream, Botanica, Ten, Aisling, Ryan Mitchell, Sari Sumdac, Bumblebee, Strongarm, Sideswipe, Grimlock, Drift, Jetstorm, Slipstream, Jazz, Windblade, Bulkhead, Ratchet, Chief Charlie Burns, Chase, Kade Burns, Heatwave, Dani Burns, Blades, Graham Burns, Woody Burns, Salvage, Blurr, High Tide, Quickshadow, Doc Green, Frankie Green, Hunter Bradley, Blake Bradley, Trent Fernandez-Mercer, Schuyler "Sky" Tate, Daggeron, Ronny Robinson, Sentinel Knight, a pup named Scooby-Doo, young Shaggy Rogers, young Fred Jones, young Daphne Blake, young Velma Dinkley, Dora Márquez, Boots, Diego Márquez, Alicia Márquez, Baby Jaguar, Kate, Emma, Naiya, Pablo, Alana, Lloyd Garmadon, Kai, Cole, Jay, Zane, Nya, Sensei Wu, Sensei Garmadon, Misako, Princess Harumi, Crystal, Amber, Hiro, Ryan Steele, JB Reese, Kaitlin Star, Andrew "Drew" McCormic, Roland Williams, Josephine "Jo" McCormick, Josh Baldwin, Dragonborg, Fireborg, Lightningborg, Ladyborg, C-3PO, R2-D2, Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Blythe Baxter, Russell, Sunil, Penny Ling, Minka, Vinnie, Pepper, Zoe and I'm Connor Lacey. We are the Irelanders!

Starlight Glimmer: Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.

Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.

Starlight Glimmer: So! How did you hear of our little village?

Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.

Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!

Poppy O'Hair: We gained it, since we've defeated Tirek.

Starlight Glimmer: Well, however you found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.

Applejack: Say what?

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, you see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.

Darling Charming: Oh, I see.

Twilight Sparkle: Is that why you all have those cutie marks?

Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave you a tour of the village!

[marching drum cadence]

Starlight Glimmer: Heads high, ponies! Marching proud! [whistle blows] All together now! Every one of you! No pony left behind! Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here

[Citizens] In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate

Starlight Glimmer: Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie mark's the same Because we do not separate Ourselves by more than name

[Citizens] In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit

Starlight Glimmer: You see? Now everypony wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear

[Citizens] In Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team You can't have a nightmare If you never dream

[Starlight Glimmer] Other ponies argue Do you ever wonder why? When you think your talent's special You don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when you learn to act as one It's like a holiday

[Citizens] In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When you learn to simplify Life is oh, so great Join in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded by equality By our cutie mark!

The Irelanders: [Bursts out laughing]

Sonic the Hedgehog: Why didn't you tell us, that your town is full of comedians as well as ponies?!?

Rainbow Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No way!

Fluttershy: Rainbow Dash, don't be so rude. I don't think we should judge them. They all seem perfectly happy with their choice.

Pinkie Pie: Don't believe their smiles, Fluttershy.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm sorry, I guess we're just a little confused by all of this.

Starlight Glimmer: We have no judgements here in our village. Each of us was confused once as well, blinded by the false promise of our cutie marks.

The Irelanders: [Bursts out laughing]

Mario: Stop!

Raven Queen: I'll... I'll split my sides!

Rainbow Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?

Twilight Sparkle: When we were sent to this village, we assumed it was to help in some way. But, well, it doesn't seem like you need any help.

Starlight Glimmer: Have you considered perhaps that you might have been sent here so we could help you? After all, nopony has ever come to our village and wanted to leave. Why should you be any different? But that is entirely your choice. Please enjoy our little corner of Equestria. We're all quite fond of it. No doubt you will be as well. Double Diamond, please help our guests with whatever they might need.

Double Diamond: Of course.

Starlight Glimmer: Well, this will certainly provide a boost to our little community. When the rest of Equestria sees that a princess gave up her cutie mark to join us, they'll finally understand what we're trying to accomplish.

S05E01 Unnamed Unicorn Stallion #3: Welcome!

"Ivy Vine": Welcome!

"Sunny Song": Welcome!

Luigi: It just doesn't make any sense.

Twilight Sparkle: A cutie mark is a representation of a pony's unique talents and skills. How is it possible to—

Rarity: [gasps] What in the name of Equestria is that?!

"Burlap": Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion? We've got cloaks this month!

Rarity: [gagging] Wha— Ooh, er, perhaps another time, good sir, thank you. [whispering] No wonder nopony's wearing anything!

Fluttershy: [hushed] Really, guys! They may do things a bit differently than we're used to, but that's no reason to be rude.

Rainbow Dash: [hushed] No, the reason to be rude is that they all keep staring at us!

Double Diamond: Need something?

Twilight Sparkle: Uh, no! We're good! [hushed] Fluttershy's right. If we're going to get to the bottom of why the map sent us here, we'll need the help of these ponies.

Applejack: I think we ran off to the end of Equestria before we even knew what that map was!

Pinkie Pie: If we were at the end of Equestria, we'd be sitting on a big 'A'! [giggles] Get it?

Madeline Hatter: Of course, I got it, Pinkie (Giggles)

Rarity: Oh, please, Miss Pie! This is hardly the time for jokes! We've come all this way and for what?

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Maybe you're right. But we're here now, and it sure feels like something's wrong.

Applejack: That and two bits'll get you a cup of cider.

Connor Lacey: This just don't feel right. Even with the Shredderette gone, we still have to figure out what's going on.

Sugar Belle: Is this a bad time?

Fluttershy: We shouldn't be bickering like this in front of our new friends. Really, Applejack, you're almost as bad as Rainbow Dash!

Rainbow Dash: Don't drag me into this!

Nightscream: Take it, Rainbow Dash.

Sugar Belle: Is your friendship ending?

Pinkie Pie: Are you crazy?! We'd never let a disagreement get in the way of food!

Sugar Belle: O-kay, well, my name is Sugar Belle. What can I bring you? We have: muffins...

[long beat]

Twilight Sparkle: Then I guess we'll take six muffins!

Pinkie Pie: Make that twelve!

Kitty Chesire: Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: What? I'm hungry! Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Come on, guys. We've got to stick together. It doesn't matter what happened before, we're here now.

Applejack: I guess you're right. And the sooner we figure out why, the sooner we can go home.

Sugar Belle: Forgive me for overhearing, but just a moment ago you were disagreeing, and now it sounds like you're... agreeing.

Applejack: Uh-huh...

Sugar Belle: Well, you had such differing opinions – and cutie marks.

Miles Callisto: You could say that.

Rarity: We have differing opinions all the time, darling.

Sugar Belle: But you look like you're friends.

Twilight Sparkle: We are friends. A simple disagreement wouldn't change that.

Connor Lacey: No matter what happens.

Sugar Belle: I'm sorry, I'm just having a hard time understanding. Different talents lead to different opinions, which lead to bitterness and misery. So... why aren't you bitter and...?

Pinkie Pie: [choking] Blech! Mmmm... good...

Sugar Belle: It's all right. I know I'm not a very good baker. At least, I know I'm not any better than anypony else in the village. Well, I... hope you enjoy our little village!

Pinkie Pie: [hacking]

Sugar Belle: [hushed] Come inside before you go! Meet me downstairs!

Rainbow Dash: Okay, that was weird too.

Ramona Badwolf: Very weird, Rainbow Dash.

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Let's all sit here and eat these muffins and act normal. I think we're being watched.

[scissors snipping]

Rainbow Dash: You think?

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, not like that! I mean somepony here doesn't want us talking to Sugar Belle.

Shine: I bet, Starlight Glimmer.

Double Diamond: [chomp]

Applejack: I got an idea. But you gotta eat all of them muffins, Pinkie.

Pinkie Pie: Me?! Why me?!

Applejack: [hushed] You got a stronger stomach than any of us, and that filly in there might be our best chance at findin' out what the hay is goin' on round here.

Pinkie Pie: [chomping]

Tecna (Winx Club): Way to go, Pinkie.

Applejack: [stilted] I can't believe you ate all our muffins, Pinkie Pie! We'd best go inside and get some more!

Twilight Sparkle: Nice work, Pinkie.

[thumps and honks]

Pinkie Pie: I've accidentally eaten cardboard tastier than that...

Twilight Sparkle: Hello? Sugar Belle?

Sugar Belle: Thank you for coming!

Twilight Sparkle: Why did you want us to come down here?

Captain Jake: Yeah, why?

Sugar Belle: So nopony could see what's about to happen.

Party Favor: Are you really the Princess of Friendship?

Izzy (Pirate): Yup.

Night Glider: Do you know Princess Celestia?

May: Yup.

Sugar Belle: I love your cutie mark!

Night Glider: How can you be friends with different cutie marks? Don't you end up hating each other?

Yuya Sakaki: Well, of course they can. Maybe thay use to dislike each other but not anymore.

Sugar Belle: Oh, look at this one! This one's great too! I'd love to have my special talent back even just for a day! Make something besides those disgusting muffins...

Rainbow Dash: So what's stopping you? Go get your cutie marks back.

Party Favor: Daydreaming is one thing, but you mean actually having it put back on? That seems extreme.

Sugar Belle: I'm not sure Starlight would like that. She wants us all to be happy in our sameness.

Holly O'Hair: Starlight's doing this?

Sugar Belle: (Nods her head)

Twilight Sparkle: How do you take somepony's cutie mark anyway?

Night Glider: The cutie unmarking is a beautiful experience! Starlight uses the Staff of Sameness to magically take them away and replace them with these.

Twilight Sparkle: But nopony should keep you from your cutie mark. It represents such an essential part of who you are.

Night Glider: Oh, we're not kept from them. They're in the vault up in the caves. We can visit them any time we like to remind us of the heartache of a life with special talents.

Twilight Sparkle: Can we visit this cave?

Connor Lacey: I think, you can. If it's okay, we'll keep an eye on things here.

Twilight Sparkle: Very well. Be safe, Connor. And, you too everyone.

Starlight Glimmer: I'm delighted you're interested in our cutie mark vault. We hope someday every pony in Equestria will make a pilgrimage here to our little village to have theirs removed too, and our message of [continues under] perfectly equal friendship can finally spread across the land.

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed, over] This must be the reason we're here.

Pinkie Pie: [hushed, over] "Pilgrimaging"?

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] No, helping those ponies get their cutie marks back.

Fluttershy: [hushed] Oh, are you sure, Twilight? Maybe they miss them a little, but even they didn't seem all that unhappy.

Twilight Sparkle: [hushed] Then why did they want to meet us in secret? And why did they ask us not to tell Starlight who told us about the vault? Something's not right.

Starlight Glimmer: Just through here! Behold! Our cutie mark vault!

Twilight Sparkle: I've never seen anything like it!

Starlight Glimmer: And here is the Staff of Sameness. It was one of the great Mage Meadowbrook's nine enchanted items. We are incredibly fortunate to have it here. This is the tool that allows us to free ourselves from our marks! I'm curious – how did the subject of the vault come up?

Pinkie Pie: Oh, some ponies were telling us how much they missed their cutie marks, and—

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie!

Pinkie Pie: Oops...

Starlight Glimmer: [gasps] Were they? Well, it seems you inspire all sorts of free thinking, don't you?

Rarity: [laughs nervously] Well, w-we certainly didn't intend to cause any disruptions to your charming little—

Starlight Glimmer: Good. Let's just make sure of that, shall we?

Twilight Sparkle: It's a trap!

[magic zaps]

Twilight Sparkle: [groaning]

Rest of main cast: [groaning]

Starlight Glimmer: Aw. I don't blame you for what you tried to do here today. You've spent your whole lives thinking those marks are a good thing. Isn't that right, everyone?

The Utrom Shredder: Yes, Starlight Glimmer.

Fluttershy: The Utrom Shredder!

Applejack: And the other members of the Foot Empire!

Dr. Eggman: That's correct, AJ.

Rainbow Dash: You're here! Even without, the Shredderette?

???: Correction, Rainbow. With!

Rarity: Did you hear that?

Pinkie Pie: I hear it. But, I wished I hadn't!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: (Laughs evilly)

The Mane 6: The Shredderette!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes, I'm back. And this time, you won't be able to stop us.

Twilight Sparkle: Give them back!

Starlight Glimmer: Well, now you can spend the rest of your lives here with us! And we'll teach you just how much better life can be without your cutie marks!

[Meanwhile, back with the Irelanders]

Loretta Callisto: I wonder, what's taking the girls so long.

Tommy Oliver: We better look for them.

The Irelanders: Agreed!

[Then, the Mane 6 came to their room]

Yuya Sakaki: Girls!

Dora Márquez: What happened in the vault?

Kite Tenjo: Their Cutie Marks have been stolen!

Musa (Winx Club): Who did it?

Twilight Sparkle: It was Starlight Glimmer.

Connor Lacey: (Gasps) (Growls) I'm gonna get her for this!

Fluttershy: But, there's more.

Pinkie Pie: She's back.

Bulkhead (Transformers: Prime): Who?

The Mane 6: Linda Ryan the Shredderette.

The Irelanders, Ash Ketchum and his friends, Bloom and her friends: (Gasps)

C-3PO: But, that's impossible! We destroyed her and her Gigazord back on the moon. Remember?

Darth Vader: Somehow she must've survived.

Connor Lacey: And we gotta find out how.

Starlight Glimmer: [slightly muffled, over loudspeaker] In sameness, there is peace. Exceptionalism is a lie.

[door pounding]

Starlight Glimmer: Free yourself from your cutie mark. Choose equality as your special talent.

Rainbow Dash: [over] [grunting]

Starlight Glimmer: [voice fades under] Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail.

Pinkie Pie: Hey, this is pretty good!

Madeline Hatter: They have the same page about this.

Starlight Glimmer: [under] Be your best by never being your best.

Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, we've gotta find a way out of here! I can't take much more of that voice!

Connor Lacey: Nor can I.

Rarity: Oh, this is horrible! [crying]

Fluttershy: There, there, Rarity... It's not so bad...

Rarity: Yes, it is! Look at those drapes! I have no idea if they're tacky or not!

Fluttershy: Well, I think they're nice.

[pulsing noise]

Rarity: [crying] So do I!

Daring Charming: There, there, Rarity.

[bird tweets]

Fluttershy: Oh, thank goodness! Can you help us, little birdie?

[bird tweets]

[pulsing noise]

Fluttershy: Go on, now! Fly away and get us help!

[bird tweets]

Fluttershy: Oh, even tweets don't make sense any more!

Madeline Hatter: Okay. This cutie mark curse is so not hat-tastic!

Applejack: [grunts] This door's shut tighter than a... summer of...

[pulsing noise]

Applejack: ...uh, piglets in... shoot! I can't even make countryisms no more!

Pinkie Pie: I don't know! Maybe it'll be super fun to be all the same!

[pulsing noise]

Pinkie Pie: Sort of. More pleasant than fun, I guess...

Twilight Sparkle: Something odd about that staff. I haven't studied Eastern unicorns as much as I should have, but I'm pretty sure Meadowbrook only had eight magical items, not nine. And I don't remember any of them being a staff.

Applejack: Well, it looks like you'll have plenty of time to try to think about it.

Starlight Glimmer: [fading up, echoing] ...Choose equality as your special talent. Difference is frustration. To excel is to fail. Be your best by never being your best. Conformity will set you free. Accept your limitations, and happiness will follow. You're no better than your friends. [abruptly fades back under]

Twilight Sparkle: I've got it!

Rest of main cast: [exclamations of surprise]

Twilight Sparkle: I know how we can get out!

Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Forget it, Twilight. This door's not opening.

Rarity: And I'm afraid the windows are much too small for escape.

Twilight Sparkle: But there is a third way.

Pinkie Pie: Of course! Eventually the wind and the weather will wear down the walls until they start to crumble! Then all we have to do is wait for a big enough hole to form and we can just walk out! It's the perfect plan!

[pulsing noise]

Pinkie Pie: I guess.

Twilight Sparkle: We don't actually have to escape. They'll just let us out when they think we've accepted their philosophy!

Applejack: But they're never gonna believe we switched over in just one night.

Twilight Sparkle: There's one of us they might believe.

[beat]

Fluttershy: Oh! Me?!

Rainbow Dash: You've been saying how great this place is since we got here!

Fluttershy: But that's because everypony's so nice and their village is so pretty, and, and... Oh, you're right. They probably would believe me. I hate to lie to them. They've been so welcoming and friendly... aside from locking us in here and trying to brainwash us into abandoning the things that make us special... Okay. I'll do it.

Pinkie Pie: Woo-hoo! I mean, cool.

Fluttershy: But what do I do once I'm out?

Twilight Sparkle: You've gotta find a way to get our cutie marks back.

Fluttershy: [gulping]

[loudspeaker feedback]

Starlight Glimmer: [over loudspeaker] Oh, good morning!

[door opens]

Starlight Glimmer: I trust you had a pleasant night? This way, please. There are some friends who'd like to see you. Gather round, friends, gather round! We've come to ask if any of you are ready to join us! There are so many friends to be made once you realize you don't need your cutie marks or the talents that come with them.

Connor Lacey: (Gasps) It's her! Just like Twilight said!

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: That's right, Connor. Like the new look? I have you and your friends to thank for it, after all. Using our Foot technology, and my ordinary and mutagen blood, I long ago created a digital ingram that could be activated, should anything happen to my original form. This ingram had been locked in my Gigazord, until a alien life form named Calvin had found it and activated my Ingram's defense system. A defense system that released me, allowing me to absorb the alien so that I am, as you see me now! (Laughing)

Crystal Winter: Calvin?!? He survived the vacuum of space on the Axiom's garbage despot?

Viral Linda Ryan/The Cyber Shredderette: Yes, he survived. But not for long. But now, make yourselves welcome.

Double Diamond: We have a welcome ceremony for new friends! The whole village joins together to build you your own cottage—

Rainbow Dash: Not interested! You may have them now, but we're going to get our cutie marks back!

Applejack: Y'all don't understand, do ya? You can't force nopony to be friends! It don't work like that!

"Sunny Song": Please, join us!

"Rosemary": We love new friends!

Starlight Glimmer: It's all right, everypony. This is a perfectly normal part of the equalization process for those who haven't... quite seen the light yet. We'll try again tomorrow once you've had a bit more time to consider our philosophy!

Fluttershy: I'd like to join!

[ponies chattering]

Twilight Sparkle: Fluttershy? How could you?!

Fluttershy: If giving up my cutie mark means I get to stay in this lovely village with these lovely ponies, then I'll do it.

[door shuts]

Starlight Glimmer: We have a new friend, everypony!

[ponies chattering]

Starlight Glimmer: Now, there's one more order of business. It seems some in our midst might be... dissatisfied with the village life!

[ponies gasping]

Starlight Glimmer: Unfortunately, it's all too true, my friends! [to Fluttershy] Will you kindly tell us the names of those friends who so desperately miss their cutie marks that they would sneak around in the shadows talking to strangers about it? Just so we can be sure your intentions are indeed pure.

Fluttershy: [gulps]

Fluttershy: Um, I don't know who they were. Um, I'm sorry. I don't know your names and faces yet.

Starlight Glimmer: Nonsense! Obviously these ponies must have asked you directly. Kindly point them out!

Party Favor: It was me! It was only me! But I only wanted it back for a little while!

Starlight Glimmer: And you're quite certain it was only you?

Party Favor: I just wanted to remember what it was like.

Starlight Glimmer: And no thought to the pain you'd cause your friends. Such selfishness.

Party Favor: I'm sorry, everypony! I never wanted to leave the village! I love all of—

[door shuts]

Party Favor: What was I thinking?! I can't believe I even considered asking for my cutie mark back.

Rainbow Dash: Don't worry. Fluttershy will have us out of here in no time!

Party Favor: Didn't you see what just happened out there?! Your friend has accepted our way! You will all accept our way! It's only a matter of time!

Rainbow Dash: This guy's a barrel of laughs.

Darling Charming: Tell me about it.

Pinkie Pie: [flatly] Laughs don't come in barrels. They come from inside you as your body's response to delight.

Applejack: [hushed] So what are we gonna do while Fluttershy's out there lookin' for our [whispering] cutie marks? Twilight Sparkle: We have to stay as positive as we can. If Party Favor sees how much we really do like each other, even though we're all different, maybe we can use him to spread our message to the rest of the village. [loudspeaker crackles] Starlight Glimmer: [over loudspeaker] To excel is to fail. [continues under] Rarity: Let's hope they don't convert any of us first. "Rocky Storm": Welcome! S05E01 Unnamed Pegasus Mare #3: Welcome! S05E01 Unnamed Unicorn Stallion #4: Welcome! Fluttershy: Gosh, you really are the nicest ponies I've ever met. Starlight Glimmer: Come. All new friends stay with me until their cottage is completed. Let's get you settled, and then you can enjoy all that our little village has to offer. [rumbling] Fluttershy: [coughing] Brrrrrr! [sighs] Get the cutie marks back. That's all you've gotta do, Fluttershy. Just sneak through the dark up to that spooky old cave with the scary magical staff and get the cutie marks back. Fluttershy: Okay, you're doing great. The cave's gotta be close now... Starlight Glimmer: Excellent work, Double Diamond. Double Diamond: Of course, but I don't understand why you wanted me to bring them here. Fluttershy is one of us now. Surely she can be trusted. Starlight Glimmer: This one belongs to a princess. It could be very important to our cause. Double Diamond: But if Twilight Sparkle becomes our friend, then why do we care about this old cutie mark? Starlight Glimmer: I just want to keep them close until everything is... settled. You may go, Double Diamond. [door shuts] Fluttershy: Oh, dear. How am I ever going to get the cutie marks back now? [crash] Starlight Glimmer: Ow! [bucket rolling] Starlight Glimmer: Ugh! Starlight, you clumsy foal! Fluttershy: [gasps] Oh, no... Starlight Glimmer: I've got a good feeling about today! So, do any of you have anything you'd like to say? Aw, pity. Well, let's try this again tomorrow, shall we? No new friends today, I'm afraid! Fluttershy: Wait! I'd like to lock them in. Starlight Glimmer: Marvelous, Fluttershy! That's the spirit! Party Favor, will you join us, please? Party Favor: I'm sorry, Starlight! I'm sorry, everypony! I've seen the error of my ways! I never want to look at my cutie mark again! Starlight Glimmer: It seems there's cause for celebration after all! Crowd: Hooray! [cheering] Party Favor: They tried to break me! They wouldn't stop talking about how different they are, and that somehow makes their friendship stronger! Starlight Glimmer: Such backwards thinking. Party Favor: But I didn't listen! I knew what they were up to, and I didn't listen! Starlight Glimmer: Well done, Party Favor! We welcome you back with open hooves! Fluttershy: Um, Starlight? I think we might have one more friend joining us today. [crowd gasps] Starlight Glimmer: Is this true? Twilight Sparkle: I-I think so. But I just want to be sure. If I agree to leave my cutie mark in the vault, I'll really be happier? Starlight Glimmer: Just look around! Equality has given us more happiness than you've ever known! Twilight Sparkle: And you wouldn't let me just live here in the village with my old cutie mark? Starlight Glimmer: Out of the question. A pony with a different cutie mark in our midst would destroy our entire philosophy. We are all equal here! [crowd muttering] Fluttershy: Then how do you explain this?! [splash] Starlight Glimmer: I knew you couldn't be trusted! No! Get away! [crowd gasps] Starlight Glimmer: Wha... What are you looking at?! They're the problem, not me! Party Favor: How could you? Double Diamond: You said cutie marks were evil! You said special talents led to pain and heartache! Starlight Glimmer: They do! Don't you see?! Look at them! Sugar Belle: Then why? Why did you take ours and not give up your own? Starlight Glimmer: I... I had to, you fools! How could I collect your cutie marks without my magic?! Night Glider: But the staff has all the magic we need! Starlight Glimmer: The staff is a piece of wood I found in the desert! It's my magic that makes all this possible! You'd all still be living your miserable lives thinking you're better than everypony else if it weren't for my magical abilities! I brought you friendship! I brought you equality! I created harmony! Double Diamond: You lied to us! Starlight Glimmer: So what? E-Everything else I said is true! The only way to be happy is if we're all equal! Party Favor: Except for you. Twilight Sparkle: Everypony has unique talents and gifts, and when we share them with each other, that's how rea— Starlight Glimmer: QUIET! Sugar Belle: You can't have a cutie mark, Starlight! Either we're all equal, or none of us are! [door shuts] Double Diamond: Come on! Let's get our cutie marks back! Crowd: Yeah! [shouted agreement] Rainbow Dash: Come on! Let's go get our cutie marks! Fluttershy: Our cutie marks aren't in the vault! They're in there with her! [pounding] Double Diamond: Stand back, everypony! [glass cracking] [magical zaps] Rarity: Even without my cutie mark, I can tell this is beautiful! Starlight Glimmer: They think they can come to my village and disrupt my life? Let's see how they like spending the rest of their lives without their precious cutie marks! Applejack: [grunting] Rarity: [grunting] [whistling] Night Glider: Stand back, everypony! [crunch] [glass breaks] [door opens] Fluttershy: They're gone! They were right over there! Rainbow Dash: Look! Party Favor: [blows up balloon] [balloon squeaking] Party Favor: She's headed for the pass! If she makes it into those mountains, we'll never find her! Pinkie Pie: These are amazing! Sugar Belle: There's a whole network of caves up there! Your cutie marks will be gone forever! Applejack: Then let's get moving, y'all! [pulsing noise] Rainbow Dash: Oh, come on! [jars rattling] Starlight Glimmer: Are you all so willing to give up everything because of these strangers?! [snow thudding] Sugar Belle: We gave up everything for you, because we thought you were our friend! Rainbow Dash: I can't believe we have to count on these other ponies to save our cutie marks! Twilight Sparkle: If we hadn't come here to help them, they'd still be living under her rules! Now it's their turn to help us! Fluttershy: And I know they can do it! Sugar Belle: My newest recipe – snow pie! [thud] [explosion] [balloon squeaking] [balloons stretching] Rainbow Dash: She's gonna get away! Double Diamond: Whoa! These are my old skis! This is where I first met Starlight! Night Glider: Maybe you can reminisce another time! She's almost to the caves! Double Diamond: Feel like an air drop? [skiing noises] [snow thudding] [glass breaking] [magical zaps] Applejack: Yee-haw! Finally, I can buck like a five-bit snake herder in an Appleloosa ranch house again! Fluttershy: And you got your countryisms back, too! [magic zap] Starlight Glimmer: Wh– I studied that spell for years! How can you— Twilight Sparkle: I studied magic for years too! But what I didn't know then was that studying could only take me so far. Each of my friends has taught me something different about myself! It was their unique gifts and passions and personalities that helped bring out the magic inside of me! I never would have learned that I represent the element of magic without these five! And I certainly wouldn't be here to stop you now! Starlight Glimmer: Spare me your sentimental nonsense! I gave these ponies real friendships they never could've had otherwise! Double Diamond: How do you know that?! You never even gave us a chance! [magic zap] Rainbow Dash: She's getting away! Double Diamond: We'll never find her in there! Twilight Sparkle: We just have to hope that when she's had a chance to think it over, she realizes that you all have taught her something. Party Favor: It's you who have taught us something. We all came to this village because we were searching for something missing from our lives. We thought Starlight had given it to us, but now... now it seems it was in front of us all along. It's us! Twilight Sparkle: Does that mean you'll stay in the village? Night Glider: It's our home. I'm not going anywhere. Double Diamond: This is a chance for all of us to get to know each other again for the very first time! Sugar Belle: And I finally have a chance to bake something besides terrible muffins! All: [laughing] [ponies laughing and chattering] [Wilhelm scream] Pinkie Pie: Now those are real smiles. [cutie marks pulsing] Applejack: I'll never get used to that. Rarity: I think it's divine. Fluttershy: Does that mean that the map is calling us somewhere else? Twilight Sparkle: I have a feeling it means our work here is done. Applejack: Looks like you were right, Twilight. The map did have a reason for sendin' us here. We brought real friendship to these here ponies. Guess that's why you're the Princess of Friendship. Twilight Sparkle: But the map didn't send me. It sent us. You're a part of me, all of you. And there's no doubt you're a part of my mission to spread friendship too. Main cast: [laughing] Pinkie Pie: This feels like an ending! It doesn't have to be an ending yet, right? 'Cause that Sugar Belle can bake! Twilight Sparkle: Maybe we can stay a little while longer. Come on!