This is how the journey to Duloc goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.
[Thomas, Crash, Matau and Grimlock arrived at the entrance to Duloc]
Thomas: Well, here we are. Grimlock, Crash, Matau, welcome to Duloc.
Crash Bandicoot: So, this must be Lord Farquaad's castle.
Thomas: Indeed it is.
[Matau then had a vision]
Thomas: Matau! [slaps him and the vision ends] Will you stay focused?
Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. Guess I had this vision.
Thomas: Anyways, we need to get inside. [sees a guy with a large Farquaad head nearby] Let's ask that guy.
Crash Bandicoot: Hello there!
[The guy sees them coming and runs away terrified]
Matau T. Monkey: Wait a minute. We're not going to kill you.
[The guy runs into a wall, knocking himself out]
Thomas: Oooh, that's gotta hurt.
[They enter the town, only to find it deserted]
Matau T. Monkey: Wow. That's a nice place here.
Thomas: Yes. But It's quiet. Too quiet.
Matau T. Monkey: That castle is a bit much isn't it, Thomas? Do you think he might be planning for something?
Crash Bandicoot: Hey, look at this. [goes over to a cart and pulls a lever]
Matau T. Monkey: I know this. It's an info booth.
[The ticking begins and it opens. A bunch of small dolls then beginning the welcome song]
Duloc dolls: Welcome to Duloc~
It's a perfect town~
And we have some rules~
Let us lay them down~
Don't make wave, stay in line~
And we'll get along fine~
Duloc is a perfect place~
Please keep off of the grass~
Shine your shoes~
Wipe your... face.~
Duloc is, Duloc is,~
Duloc is a Perfect—~
Matau T. Monkey: Say Cheese.
[The info booth closes and takes their picture before they can]
Matau T. Monkey: Here comes the photo.
[He takes and the others look at him quizcally]
Matau T. Monkey: Do you like it?
Crash Bandicoot: Wow! Let's do that again! [goes to pull the lever again]
Matau T. Monkey: NO![pulls Crash from the lever]
Thomas: Crash. We need to keep the noise level down. Someone might hear us.
Crash Bandicoot: Ok. Matau, can you give the photo to Ryan when we get back?
Matau T. Monkey: Of course.
[They suddenly hear trumpet noises]
Crash Bandicoot: What's that noise? Looks like there's going to be a contest.
Thomas: I don't think so, Crash. Come on.
[They approache a huge areana where Evil Ryan is addressing knights of all armor shapes and sizes]
Matau T. Monkey: Wow. Looks like one of the princes is giving a speech.
[Matau nods his head for yes]
Evil Ryan: My dear knights. It is indeed my great pleasure to say that one of you will go fourth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon.
[the crowd gasps]
Evil Ryan: And one of you shall be given that honor in doing the one sacrifice my farther is willing to make.
Evil Anna: Nicely said, Evil Ryan.
[The knights hear Thomas coming and turn and stare at him]
Bertram T. Monkey: Is that my good twin brother Matau?
Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Bertram, it's me.
Bertram T. Monkey: Wow. I see that your master, Ryan send you here.
Lord Farquaad: You can't be serious, Bertram. I mean, look at that thing. It's hidious.
Crash Bandicoot: Oh come on. That's not very nice. Matau is a monkey with a repulser in his chest as a life support system and Ryan's apprentice.
Thomas: And Grimlock is a Dinobot who was once a Decepticon but is now an Autobot, after he lost his memory of his past during the Alchemor crash.
Matau T. Monkey: Thomas is right. And Crash is a Keyblade wielding bandicoot.
[Aria whispers something to her farther]
Evil Ryan: Don't worry, Dad. I know what you're going to say.[to the Knights] Knights, I have an idea. The one who beats those four heroes will be named champion. Have at them!
[The knights close in on Thomas]
Matau T. Monkey: Hey. Is it because my band and I destroyed Bertram's pendant?
Thomas: Come on, guys. I mean, it's not I can take you on all at once.
Crash Bandicoot: You got us, Thomas.
[The knights still continue to close in on Thomas]
Crash Bandicoot: I can beat those knight like I did to the Changelings.[summons his Keyblade]
Matau T. Monkey: You're right, Crash. Thomas [throws Thomas a lightsaber]
Thomas: What's that, Matau?
Matau T. Monkey: It's a lightsaber from the Star Wars movies. You can use it to open that barrel of beer.
Thomas: Ok. But, did your master made it from Kylo Ren's Lightsaber?
Matau T. Monkey: Yes. Now, hurry up and use it!
Thomas: Ok.[activates Ryan's lightsaber. The blade and the crossgaurd is blue] Come on!
[Thomas throws the lightsaber down on the barrels nosel, which comes off and beer sprays out onto the knights, knocking a few of them over]
Matau T. Monkey:[retrieves Ryan's lightsaber] Nicely done, Thomas.
[Thomas runs from the other knights, while Grimlock and Crash climb on to a barrel and run on it. They use it to trample two knights]
Matau T. Monkey: Un guard![fights the knights with his Keyblade]
[two other knights chase Thomas into a wrestling ring]
Crash Bandicoot: Wait for me!
[Crash joins him and together they fight the knights. The crowd cheers and applauds them]
Crash Bandicoot: Fore![swings his Keyblade like a baseball bat and the knight flys past Farquaad and his kids]
Adagio Dazzle: Wow! They're pretty good!
Evil Ryan: I'm sure they are, sister. Matau got Ryan's lightsaber just like Kylo Ren's.
Woman: The chair! Give him the chair!
[Matau hits the knight with a chair]
[Thomas spins the final knight around and around above his head. He then throws him and Grimlock whacks him in the head with his tail]
Matau T. Monkey: We won!
Thomas: I know! Just listen to that crowd cheer.
Crash Bandicoot: Thank you. Thank you very much!
Thomas: We're here to Thursday.
Crash Bandicoot: More like Taco Tuesday. [looks up at Sonata] Right, Sonata?
[Sonata giggles and nods]
Matau T. Monkey: Wow, Crash. You do have a way around princesses.
[But Evil Ryan signals for cross bows to be pointed]
Crash Bandicoot: Maybe we came here at a bad time.
Bertram T. Monkey: Shall I give the order, farther?
Lord Farquaad: No, Bertram. I have a better idea.[to Evil Ryan] Right, son?
Evil Ryan: Right, dad.[to the crowd] People of Duloc. We give you our champions!
Crash Bandicoot: Did he said we are champions?
Matau T. Monkey: We are the champions of our friends~
Crash Bandicoot: And we'll keep on fighting to the end~
[rock guitar plays]
Matau T. Monkey: We are the champions~
Crash Bandicoot: We are the champions~
Thomas: And gone are the losers~
Grimlock:Cause, We are the champions~
Crash Bandicoot and Matau T. Monkey: Of the World!!~
Thomas: So Farquaad, why are we the winners?
Crash Bandicoot: Yeah, Farquaad. and why your daughters got those pendants?
Lord Farquaad: First of all, why my daughters have them, I do not know. Second of all, because you have just gotten the privelage of taking an honorable and noble quest.
Crash Bandicoot: Wow. Thanks. But My friends and I are on a quest to get Shrek's swamp back.
Kylo Ren: Shrek's swamp?
Thomas: Yeah. Where he lives. And where your Farther dumped those fairytale creatures.
Kylo Ren: He's not my father. I'm his friend.
Thomas: Yeah. Okay, I get it. But he dumped those fairytale creatures there, the poor things.
Bertram T. Monkey: My dad did, didn't he?
[The girls and Evil Ryan nod]
Kylo Ren: I agree with you, Prince Bertram.
Evil Ryan: [whispers something to his farther]
Evil Anna: What's Evil Ryan saying to dad, Kylo Ren?
Lord Farquaad: [to Evil Ryan] Okay. [to Thomas] Well, Tank Engine, I'll do you a deal. Rescue Princess Fiona for us and I'll remove those fairytale creatures from Shrek's Swamp.
Thomas: Exactly the way it was?
Lord Farquaad: Yes. Of course.
Matau T. Monkey: That's good, Farquaad.[in Xibalba's voice] We have a deal.
Evil Ryan: Kylo Ren. Can you tell Thomas and his three friends what they have to do in this quest?
Kylo Ren: You have to go to the Dragon's castle and climb to the highest room in the tallest tower and find Princess Fiona.
Matau T. Monkey: You can count on us, Kylo Ren.[to Thomas] It's nice that the agent of the First Order is telling us what to do.
Thomas: Yes, Matau. Now come on, we've got a princess to rescue from a dragon.
Crash Bandicoot: Don't worry, Lord Farquaad. My friends and I will return with Princess Fiona for you and your kids.
Adagio Dazzle: Well, at least we found someone with a fair manner to rescue the princess for our farther.
Crash Bandicoot: [bows] Thank you, Princess Adagio.
Adagio Dazzle: [blows him a kiss] You're very welcome, little one. [to her sisters] Right, you two? I mean, look at him, he's so cute.
Aria Blaze: I see what you're saying, Adagio. The orange bandicoot is cute.
Sonata Dusk: Well, at least we know he's fair. But what should we do about our farther's bad reputation. I think it's getting a bit out of hand.
Bertram T. Monkey: I think you're right, Sonata. Kylo Ren and I think that Dad has anger management issues.
Adagio Dazzle: So, what if he does have anger management issues? We have to make sure that the order stays fair and he may not get the princess of his dreams.
Evil Ryan: I guess you're right, Adagio. While he waits, I'll tell Dad to keep calm and Kylo Ren will play games with him.
Aria Blaze: Yeah, yeah, yeah. We princesses are far more prettier than any other true love girl. I mean, I'm not referring to Twilight or anything but still.
Bertram T. Monkey: Yes, Aria. You and your sisters are beautiful. At least my twin brother and the bandicoot can use weapons like a Keyblade and a lightsaber.
Sonata Dusk: Yeah. You should've seen them. The knights were all like [imitating a British knight voice] You're coming with us, tank engine. [In her own voice] And they were all like [karate yells]
Kylo Ren: Yes, Princess Sonata. And I really liked the part where Bertram's twin brother gave his train friend his master's lightsaber. He did say his master made it just like my lightsaber.
Aria Blaze: Can you show us what it looks like?
Evil Ryan: Please, Kylo Ren.
[Kylo Ren does so]
Bertram T. Monkey: Wow! Your lightsaber has got little blades on the cross-guard.
Kylo Ren: Yes. It even helps fight anyone.
Evil Ryan: Like some heroes in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Kylo Ren: Yes. And even so, I could never without this. I would just hate for anything to happen to it. It means a lot to me.
Bertram T. Monkey: Yeah. Same thing for our pendants.
Aria Blaze: We are all greatful for what we have, Bertram. Even if anything does happen to them, we will always and still will be greatful.
Bertram T. Monkey: Yes. I agree with you, Aria.
Adagio Dazzle: At least, Ryan F-Freeman isn't here. Because, if he was, we'd be in big trouble. All of us would.
Evil Ryan: I don't think so, Adagio. With our pendants we'll put him under our spell.
Adagio Dazzle: Well, unfortunately, brother, I am not intending to do that. It's just that I want my farther to be proud of me more than anyone else.
Evil Ryan: Not Dad, Adagio. Ryan.
Adagio Dazzle: I knew who you were talking about. I'm just not planning to put him under our spell. I don't feel like I want to be a villain anymore.
Evil Ryan: What makes you say that, Adagio?
Adagio Dazzle: Because I really don't want to be a villain anymore. It's overwhelming and it's too much hard work. [pulls her pendant off her neck and throws it down]
Evil Ryan: I know you don't want to be a villain, Adagio.[picks up Adagio's pendant up and puts it back on her neck] I thought that you could use your singing for something good.
Adagio Dazzle: [pulls the pendant off her neck again and throws it into the distance] I just wish that could happen. [storms off]
Evil Ryan: Poor Adagio.[sighs] Airachnid, go find Adagio's pendant for me.
[Airachnid does so]
[Aria and Sonata tear of their pendants too]
Bertram T. Monkey: Aria? Sonata? You too?
Aria Blaze: Yeah. Can't take being a villain anymore. [throws her pendant off into the distance]
Evil Ryan: Why? Without your pendants you can't sing.
Sonata Dusk: Don't worry. We have more. [holds out some new blue pendants]
Bertram T. Monkey: You got blue Pendants? Who give you those??
Aria Blaze: Kylo Ren. In case we ever changed our minds about being bad guys.
Evil Ryan: He really hoping that day will come.[to Kylo Ren] Right, Kylo Ren?
Kylo Ren: Right.
[Aria and Sonata put on their new pendants and go to give the third one to Adagio]
Bertram T. Monkey: That's a nice helmet you're wearing, Kylo Ren.
Kylo Ren: Thanks, Prince Bertram.
Evil Ryan: I'm wondering what will you look like with your helmet off.
Kylo Ren: You'll have to wait until your farther's wedding to see what I really look like.
Evil Ryan: Ok. And besides you're a human, I'm a cyborg. We have some in common.
Kylo Ren: I see your point.
Evil Ryan: I'll go find Adagio and comfort her. If you see Airachnid, give Adagio's pendant to Bertram.
Kylo Ren: I will don't worry. [takes the pendant from Evil Ryan's hand]
Evil Ryan: Thanks. You do have a reputation to the First Order.[goes to find Adagio]
Kylo Ren: I know. [thinks and holds up the pendant] I know.
Bertram T. Monkey: Know what, Kylo Ren?
Kylo Ren: Oh, that I have a reputation to the First Order, Prince Bertram.
Evil Anna: At least the clone of Princess Anna isn't in this world. Cause that would give those four heroes the advantage.
Kylo Ren: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You've told us a million times, Princess Evil Anna.
Bertram T. Monkey: You know about Ryan's granddaughter, Jessica Fairbrother?
Kylo Ren: Yes. I have.
Evil Anna: Is Jessica a jedi like her father, Dylan Fairborther?
Kylo Ren: Yes.
Lord Farquaad: Wow. Can you tell me how you and this Jessica girl became rivals, Kylo Ren?
Kylo Ren: We became rivals when we met in the first Star Wars. We have been rivals ever since that day, my lord.
Lord Farquaad: That's wonderful. You think Jessica has a pink Lightsaber?
Kylo Ren: Yes. She has. And she been using it on every villain I know ever since we first began our rivalry.
Bertram T. Monkey: I wonder how Evil Ryan is up to.
[Meanwhile, with Evil Ryan and Adagio]
Evil Ryan: What's the matter, Adagio?
Adagio Dazzle: Nothing, brother. It's just that Sonata and Aria gave this new blue pendant.
Evil Ryan: That's nice. It's like the one you're wearing in Thomas' Rock and Roll Adventure.
Adagio Dazzle: Yeah. And now, I can use my singing for good. But don't tell farther, okay? I don't want him finding out that I've changed.
Evil Ryan: Ok, Dagi. Your secret is safe with me.
Adagio Dazzle: Remember, what happened when you and I first met? Those days were so enjoyable.
Evil Ryan: Indeed I do. Cue the super-wavy flashback effect!
[The scenes changes to a younger Adagio Dazzle in siren form]
Evil Ryan: While you were playing with your sisters Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk, I watched you from a rock.
Adagio Dazzle: And then what happened?
Evil Ryan: I decided to move closer to take a closer look when I slipped and fell into the sea.
Adagio Dazzle: And when I saw that happen, I swam down to rescue you.
Evil Ryan: Indeed you did.
Adagio Dazzle: How about we start that flashback from the beginning and cue the flashback voices?
Evil Ryan: Of course. I'd love to do that, Adagio.
[The flashback rewinds and the flashback voices come on]
[Evil Ryan in his Grifficorn form is watching Adagio and two of her sister from a rock]
Evil Ryan: Wow! Those three sirens are incredible.
[Evil Ryan moves forward to get a closer look]
Evil Ryan: Let's see if I can see them up close.[slips] Whoa!
[Evil Ryan falls into the sea and Adagio sees what's happening]
Evil Ryan: Help! Somebody! Anypony! I'm drowning!
Adagio Dazzle: Hang on! [swims over to him]
Evil Ryan: Ok, But hurry! I'm starting to sink!
[Adagio grabs him by the wing and pulls him up onto the rock]
Evil Ryan:[coughs] Thank you. You saved my life.
Adagio Dazzle: Aw, don't mention it. You know, it's not every day you see a Grifficorn trying to take a bath in the sea.
Evil Ryan: You're lucky I'm one of them. Who are you?
Adagio Dazzle: Adagio Dazzle. These are my sisters. Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk. Say hi you two.
Sonata Dusk: Hello, friend.
Aria Blaze: Hi.
Evil Ryan: Well. It's nice to meet you two. I'm Evil Ryan. A clone of Ryan F-Freeman.
Adagio Dazzle: Oh, really?
Evil Ryan: Yes, Adagio. You mind if I join you?
Adagio Dazzle: Sure. I don't mind.
Sonata Dusk: Looks like we have a family member. Right, Aria?
Aria Blaze: Of course.
Evil Ryan: Yippee! Adagio, this could be the start of a beautiful... friendship.
Adagio Dazzle: My thoughts exactly.
Aria Blaze: You know, Evil Ryan. I'd love to have you with us.
Evil Ryan: Me too.
Aria Blaze: I'm Aria Blaze. I'm so glad you're with us, Evil Ryan.
[The flashback ends]
Evil Ryan: Oh yeah. I remembered the day you saved me, Adagio. Good times.
Adagio Dazzle: [giggles] Girls! Are you ready to watch Shrek 2?
Sonata Dusk: Yes, Dagi.
Aria Blaze: Awesome.
[Adagio turns on the television]
Evil Ryan: I'll fetch some popcorn and tacos for the movie.
Sonata Dusk: Good thinking.
Aria Blaze: And don't forget the drinks, will you, Evil Ryan?
Evil Ryan: Don't worry, Aria. I won't.
[Evil Ryan leaves and shuts the door]
Adagio Dazzle: Awesome.