The Perfect Stallion is a musical number featured in the MLP:FIM episode Hearts and Hooves Day. It is sung by the Cutie Mark Crusaders: Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle. The three are looking for a match for their teacher, Cheerilee.


[Sweetie Belle]
Cheerilee is sweet and kind,
She's the best teacher we could hope for.
The perfect stallion you and I must find
One to really make her heart so-o-oar.
This one's too young,
This one's too old.
He clearly has a terrible cold.
"Hay Fever": Achoo!
[Apple Bloom]
This guy's too silly.
He's way too uptight.
"Persnickety": I say!
[Sweetie Belle]
Well nothing's wrong with this one,
He seems alright...
Scootaloo: His girlfriend sure thinks so.
[Sweetie Belle]
How 'bout this one?
[Apple Bloom]
He's much too flashy.
He might do!
[Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle]
If he weren't so splashy!
[Apple Bloom]
Too short.
[Sweetie Belle]
Too tall.
[Apple Bloom]
Too clean.
Too smelly.
[Sweetie Belle]
Too strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [sigh]
[Apple Bloom]
I don't think that we're mistaken,
It seems all the good ones are taken.
[Sweetie Belle]
I really feel that at this rate,
We'll never find the perfect date.
[Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle]
Don't wanna quit and give up hope!
Scootaloo: Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves Day?
[Sweetie Belle]
Oh please, oh please oh please say-
Big McIntosh: Nope.
Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, and Sweetie Belle: [gasp]
[Sweetie Belle]
We did it girls,
We've found the one,
Who will send our teacher's heart aflutter!
Apple Bloom: Wait a minute. Lemme get this straight. Are you talkin' 'bout my brother?


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