This is how the story begins in Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical.
Potty: Patchy, Patchy, the kids are here. [flushes the toilet]
Patchy: WAH!!! [opens the curtain in panic] Hot! Hot! Hot! Potty, don't you know this is Patchy private time?[looks at the camera] Oh, hello! Dahh! [covers himself with the curtain] What are you all doing here?
Potty: They're here to see Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical. Brawk!
Patchy: But I haven't got Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical, because I... well, I lost it! [starts to cry]
Children: [off-screen] No, Patchy! Please! Don't say that, Patchy! Please!
Patchy: But it is! It's lost and I have no idea where it is, so it's best if you forget all about Tino Tonitini.
Voice: Remembering, Tino Tonitini.
[A music video plays with Tonitini]
Patchy: I don't believe I lost "Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical". [screws in his peg leg] I never lose anything.
Potty: What about your leg?
Patchy: Well, yeah, but...
Potty: And your eye.
Patchy: Well, the eye, I...
Potty: And your hand.
Patchy: And the h... oh, get out of here you blasted bird! [shoos Potty away] Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where "Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical" is. [a screeching car sounds and a brick flies through the window and hits Potty; he mutters gibberish and then falls over]
Potty: What is it? Brawk!
Patchy: Hey... it's a map! It's a map to "Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical"!
Potty: It's a dream come true!
Patchy: [giggles] We gotta go find it, Potty! [shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps] Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg. [grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg] Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'! [runs down the steps, along with Potty]
Patchy: Take seven walks to Mrs. Dawson's house.
[an elderly woman sits on her porch, knitting] Ten paces past Mrs. Johnson's house. [walks past the woman's house]
Mrs. Johnson: Would you boys like some cookies?
Patchy: Put 'em in a doggie bag, Mrs. Johnson. Can't right now, we're on a treasure hunt. [continues walking]
Mrs. Johnson: Okay, don't catch a cold.
Patchy: Walk five fathoms past Don's Import Store and Delicatessen. [looks up at a store by that name; walks next to a tree] Half a league to the forked tree. [looks up at a tree with plastic forks growing on it] Oh! [stands somewhere else, looking at the map] Now all that's left is... Huh?! The seven trials of monkey lagoon?! [lowers the map and sees a playground full of children] Merciful Neptune. Only for Tino. Only for Tino!!![runs into the playground; rides back and forth on a small green horse] AHHHHH!!! Whoa!!! [goes up and down on a see-saw] Whoa!!! Whoa! [slides down a slide with his hands up] YAHHHHH!!! [hits the ground] Ow! [gets spun around on a merry-go-round] AHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [slowly climbs on the monkey bars while a little kid punches him in the back] Ahh... Ahh... Ah! [inside a giant climbing thing while a group of kids laugh at him] AHHHHH!!! AHHHH!!! [gets pushed on the swing by a little girl] AHHHHH!!! DAHHH!!! [the swing he was on returns with only a hook attached to it; the little girl stares at it, confused; cuts to Patchy digging in the sand] We made it! We survived the trials! Oh, I'm really gonna dig this movie! [laughs] Dig it, get it?[laughs some more]
Potty: [covered in sand] You stink!
Patchy: And I just got out of the shower. [laughs again; sticks his shovel in the ground and hits something] Hey Potty, I think I hit something. [camera zooms out; a large treasure chest sits in the sand] Clever... bury your treasure above the surface.
Patchy: [opens the chest; a golden glow shines from it] This is it! [a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a tape; Patchy takes it; the man cups his hands] I don't know what it means either. [slams the top of the chest on the man] But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'. [runs off, jumping around and shouting excitedly again; runs into his house, still excited, and holds the tape up] Yeah!!! Popcorn. [slams a bag of popcorn down on the table] Soda. [puts a cup of soda on the table] Pickled garlic! [puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things; runs and sits down] Potty, hit the remote!
Potty: [drops an egg that hits the remote] Brawk! [the VCR turns on]
Patchy: [grabs the popcorn] This is gonna be great! [a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen] I can't believe it. More Weekenders! [starts eating the popcorn; the countdown makes it's way down to five] This so exciting! [laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere; the countdown ends] Here it comes!
Potty: Brawk! Pipe down!
[the movie begins]
["Walk Cycles" begins on the TV screen; Tino is walking down the road while techno music plays in the background; his body squishes up, then returns to normal; then, his body extends and his arms flail around; he returns to normal, then squishes up three times, shrinking smaller and smaller, in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; once again, squishes up smaller and smaller in synchronization with the music; extends his body again; starts running frantically while sweating and looking left to right; extends his body, this time with his tongue sticking out and flailing around; begins frantically running again; his limbs and body separate and his eyes pop out of his head; begins walking normally again; "Walk Cycles" ends; a beeping noise comes from the TV; Patchy stares blankly for a moment]
Patchy: That's it? That's "Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical"? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES!!!
Potty: What a rip!
Patchy: Grrrrr... [his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears] TINO BETRYAED US!' [cries] Why did I love this stuff in the first place?! I'm gonna get rid of all my Weekenders stuff! All of it! All of it! [rips off his pants] All of it! [runs to the door] I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away! [runs out the door crying]
Potty: Sheesh, what a hothead!
Announcer: [on TV, another countdown has started at twenty-three seconds with the words "Thomas' Adventures in Transformers Prime movie"] And now, for the real "Noby Ran Away from Home: The Musical"!
Potty: Patchy, come back! There's more!
Patchy: Really? [he reverses] Hooray! Let's watch.
[The movie starts with Noby, Sneech, Big G, and Ace Goody singing a song]
- [Noby, Sneech, Big G, and Ace Goody]
- Today is Sue’s birthday and nothing can go wrong
- She is going to be happy
- What can go wrong!!
- When today is here birthday!!
- I could give flowers or an awesome seashell
- [Big G]
- I could give sing a song to her or give her bars of soap
- [Sneech, Big G, and Ace Goody]
- What can go wrong? Today is her birthday and I will give a present she ever have!
- What can I give her something that will make her happy?
- What can I give her that make her happy?
- What can I do? I can’t think of anything for Sue’s birthday present
- Today is my birthday and everything can't go wrong
- Invitig people that I loved so much
- What can go wrong? Today is my birthday
- I will have the best birthday I ever have!
- I’m stressed out I can’t think of anything but I will win Sue’s heart and she
- My wife
- [Noby, Sue, Sneech, Big G, and Ace Goody]
- What can Go wrong!!
- Because Today is the day where nothing can go wrong!
Noby: What to give her? What to give her? Hey what’s this? Oh yeah! I’ll give Sue that dress. She’ll be so happy. I bet she’ll look beauty in this.
[At Noby’s house]
Brian: Wow, I didn’t know today is Sue’s birthday.
Shido: Me either
Lor: But we will go to her party
Tohka: Yeah, maybe we can have cake
Vinny: Alright Tohka, take it easy now
Thomas: Yeah we’ll have the cake after Sue opens up her presents.
Twilight Sparkle: Well, um…Noby will be here any moment now
Noby: [downstairs] Hey guys!
Twilight Sparkle: Yep, right on cue.
Noby: Will you guys, um…help me rap the present for Sue’s birthday.
Twilight Sparkle: Sure
[Twilight uses her magic to wrap up the present]
Noby: Sue will be so happy when she opens this present!
Carver: So, what’s inside the present?
Noby: Can’t tell you
Tish: Say what?
Doraemon: Don’t worry about him. He’s just excited when Sue opens her present.
Shido: Oh yeah, I get it.
Kotori: You do?
Shido: Yeah, He’s just trying to keep it secret to Sue cause when she opens up her present, there’s a surprise in there for her.
Brian: You’re right, Shido.
Elsa: Why do you have to say that every time someone is making a point sometimes?
Brian: What? Everyone does it. Why can’t I.
Tino: Well, um…umm…
Applejack: You don’t know, didn’t you?
Tino: [sighs] Okay, I don’t know
Gordon: Oh dear.
Noby: Sue is going to be surprised when she opens up her present that I’d got for her on her birthday! She’ll have to love me somehow.
???: So, Noby has a present for Sue on her birthday, huh? Well wait till Noby comes here and I shall make him my king.
Soldier: But Queen Sophia, how could you be in love with a human like him?
Sophia: Since he and I first met! Well. I have a plan to make Noby my husband. And it’s going to be full-prove!