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[trumpeting]

Prince John: [snickering] Hiss, this is a red-letter day. A coup d'état, to coin a Norman phrase. 

Sir Hiss: Oh, yes, indeed, sire. Your plan to capture Robin Hood in public is sheer genius. [chuckling]  

Prince John: Hiss, no one sits higher than the king. Must I remind you, Hiss? [clicking tongue] 

Sir Hiss: Oh, oh, forgive me, sire. [stuttering] I didn't mean to... 

Prince John: My trap is baited and set... ...and then revenge! Ah, revenge! 

Sir Hiss: Shh! Not so loud, sire. Remember, only you and I know, and your secret is my secret. 

Prince John: Stop! [giggles] Stop hissing in my ear. Secret? What secret? 

Sir Hiss: Why, the capture of Robin Hood, sire. 

Holler: Not forgetting those pesky Woodland animals.

Prince John: That insolent blackguard. Ooh! I'll show him who wears the crown! 

Sir Hiss: I share your loathing, sire. That scurrilous scoundrel who fooled you with that silly disguise, who dared to rob you and made you look utterly ridiculous... 

Prince John: Enough! Hiss, you deliberately dodged. 

Sir Hiss: But... But... Sire, please. 

Prince John: Stop sniveling and hold still. (punches his head) 

Sir Hiss: Thank you, sire. 

Marian: Oh, Klucky, I'm so excited. But how will I recognize him? 

Lady Kluck: Oh, he'll let you know somehow. That young rogue of yours is full of surprises, my dear. 

Robin: There she is, Little John. Isn't she beautiful? 

Little John: Cool it, lover boy. Your heart's runnin' away with your head. 

Robin: Oh, stop worrying. This disguise would fool my own mother. 

Little John: [chuckling] Yeah, but your mom ain't here. You gotta fool old bushel britches. 

(Sheriff appears) 

Franklin: All right, everybody. Goose, Fox, Snail, Rabbit, Skunk, Raccoon, Slyly and I will go with Robin. 

Robin: Sheriff, Your Honor? 

Sheriff: Yeah. 

Robin: (shaking hands with him) Meetin' ya face-to-face is a real treat. A real treat. 

Sheriff: Well, now, thank you. [chuckling] Oh, excuse me. I gotta go win this tournament. 

Little John: Hey, old Rob's not a bad actor. But wait till he sees this scene I lay on Prince John.  

Bear: Ok. This the only chance. Come on. 

(Franklin's family, Bear, Badger, Leonard  and Babar, Rataxes and their families walk with Little John)

​Dany: What about us judge?

​Klaus: The two of us has better be in Little John's pockets. Let's go!

Little John: Ah! Me lord. My esteemed royal sovereign of the realm. The head man himself. You're beautiful. 

Prince John: [laughs] He has style, eh, Hiss? [speaks French] 

Little John: [laughing] You took the words right out of my mouth, PJ. 

Prince John: "PJ"! I like that. Do you know I do? Hiss, put it on my luggage. PJ. [guffawing] PJ. Yes. 

Sir Hiss: Hmph! And you? Who might you be, sir?  

Little John: I am Sir Reginald, duke of Chutney.  

Babar: I am King Gill. And this is Queen Ashley, Princes Tom, Cornelius and Princesses Sara and Elizabeth. 

Bear: I am Sir Theodore. 

Beaver: I'm Darla, Princess of Cardiff.

Badger: I am Princess of Blaenavon, Molly. 

Leonard: My name is King Cayman of Glasgow. 

Rataxes: We are King David, Queen Briana, Prince Howard and Butler Bill of Stonehaven. 

Franklin's dad: I'm Duke Sherman. This is Duchess Abby of Persh. (in Little John's voice) And don't stick your tongue out at me, kid.  

Little John: And now, Your Mightiness, allow me to lay some protocol on you. 

Prince John: Oh, no. Uh, forgive me, but I lose more jewels that way than... Please sit down. 

Little John: Thanks, PJ. (sits down) Couldn't get a better seat than this, could you? The royal box. Oh! Hey! Hey, wait a minute! What's... Oh, excuse me, buster. 

Sir Hiss: "Buster"? You, sir, have taken my seat. 

(Prince John and Little John laugh) 

Prince John: Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? [Prince John continues laughing] Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you know who. 

Sir Hiss: You... You mean, I... I'm being dismissed? 

Little John: You heard His Mightiness. Move it, creepy. Get lost. Begone, long one. 

Sir Hiss: What cheek! "Creepy"? "Buster"? "Long one"? Who does that dopey duke think he is?  

Allan-a-Dale: Now, he's up to somethin', Friar. 

Friar Tuck: Yeah. Come on! 

(trumpets) 

(The archers march) 

Robin: Ah, Your Ladyship. Beggin' your pardon, but it's a great honor to be shootin' for the favor of a lovely lady like yourself. I hopes I win the kiss. 

Marian: Oh! (looking at Robin's eyes) Well, thank you, my thin-legged archer. [giggling] I wish you luck... [whispering] with all my heart. 

Sir Hiss: [echoing] Hmm... I wonder. 

Man: Your Highness, with your royal permission, we are ready to begin. 

Prince John: Proceed, captain! 

Captain: The tournament of the golden arrow will now begin. 

[crowd cheers] 

[trumpeting] 

[drumroll] 

(The archers shoot the target) 

[crowd cheers] 

[whistles] 

(The archers shoot them again) 

Toby: Yay, Dad! 

[crowd boos] 

(Robin shoots an arrow to the target) 

[crowd cheers] 

Prince John: A perfect bull's-eye. Well, well. 

Little John: [chuckling] That's what you call pullin' it back and lettin' it go, PJ. 

Robin: I'm gonna win that golden arrow, and then I'm gonna present meself to the lovely Maid Marian and... 

Sheriff: Sheriff: Listen, scissorbill, if you shoot half as good as you blabbermouth, you're better'n Robin Hood. 

Robin: Robin Hood, he says! Wowee! I'm tiptop, all right, but I'm not as good as he is. 

(Robin shoots the target again) 

[crowd cheers] 

Little John: That kid's got class. Ain't he, PJ? 

Prince John: Indeed he has, Reggie. [chuckles] Bravo! Uh, bravo! Yes. 

Franklin: I hope Robin will win this arrow. 

Robin: Oh, um, by the way. I hear you're havin' a bit of trouble gettin' your hands on that Robin Hood. 

Sheriff: He's scared of me, that's what he is. You notice he didn't show up here today. Huh! I could spot him through them phony disguises. 

Sir Hiss: [echoing] It's him! It's Robin Hood! I just can't wait till I tell His Majesty. [chuckling] 

(Friar Tuck shoots an arrow to pop the balloon and Sir Hiss falls) 

(Friar Tuck puts him into the barrel) 

Sir Hiss: Unhand me, you... [grunts] Please, please! I don't drink! 

[sloshing] 

Captain: (pulling the arrows out) Attention, everyone. The final contestants are... ...the honorable sheriff of Nottingham... [crowd boos] ...and the spindle-legged stork from Devonshire. [crowd cheers] 

Prince John: My dear, I suspect you favor the gangly youth, hmm? 

Marian: Uh, why, yes, sire. Well, at least he amuses me. 

Prince John: [laughs] Coincidently, my dear young lady, he amuses me too. 

Stromboli: Look. It's that turtle. It reminds me of Franklin. 

Syndrome: If that outlaw wins, we'll be ready for it.

Holler: And it's his nosey little friends too.

Pat: You said it guys. 

Captain: For the final shootout, move the target back three paces. 

Sheriff: You heard him, Nutsy! Get goin'! Move it, you birdbrain. And remember what you're supposed to do. 

Nutsy: Yes, sir, sheriff, sir. 

(Sheriff shoots an arrow) 

Celeste: Oh! That Sheriff! 

[crowd boos] 

Sheriff: [chuckling] Well, that shot wins the golden arrow, the kiss and the whole caboodle. 

(Sheriff makes his bow accidentally point up and him shoot higher) 

[crowd gasps] 

(Robin shoots the last arrow to make another one fly down to the target) 

[crowd cheers] 

Friar Tuck: Yay! He did it, he did it, he did it! 

Slyly: (in Timothy's voice) Wee! He did it! He did it! 

[whispering] 

(Robin walks to Prince John) 

Prince John: Archer, I commend you, and because of your superior skill, you shall get what is coming to you. Our royal congratulations. 

Robin: Oh, thank you kindly, Your Highness. Meetin' you face-to-face, Your High and Mighty, is a real treat. 

Prince John: Release the royal fingers. Ah! And now I name you the winner, or, more appropriately... - [snickers]... the loser! 

[crowd exclaims] 

Franklin (in Noddy's voice): I really am very cross!

Holler (in Gobbo's voice): But soon you'll be even crosser!

Prince John: Seize him. 

(The guards seize Robin) 

(Snail, Fox, Skunk, Rabbit, Goose, Raccoon and Slyly are captured by the soldiers) 

(Snail is muzzled) 

Franklin: (in Young Bambi's voice) Leave them alone! 

Stromboli: Oh, I'm afraid I can't do that. (Stromboli pushes him into the cage) There, this will be your home where I can find you always! 

Franklin: (in Pinocchio's voice) No, no, no!

Stromboli: Yes, yes, yes! To me… you are belonging. We will tour the world. Paris, London, Monte Carlo, “Constantinopolee”…

Franklin: (in Pinocchio's voice) No, no!

Stromboli: Yes! We start tonight!

Prince John: I sentence you to sudden, instant and even immediate death! 

Marian: [gasps] Oh, no! Oh! Please. Please, sire. I beg of you to spare his life. Please have mercy. 

Prince John: My dear emotional lady, why should I? 

Marian: Because I love him, Your Highness. 

Prince John: Love him? And does this prisoner return your love? 

Robin: Marian, my darling, I love you more than life itself. 

Prince John: (chuckles) Ah, young love. Your pleas have not fallen upon a heart of stone... ...but traitors to the crown must die! 

Robin: Traitor to the crown? That crown belongs to King Richard. Long live King Richard!

Crowd: Long live King Richard!

Prince John: Enough! I am king! King! King! Ah! Off with his head!

Franklin: (in Pinocchio's voice) Let me outta here! I can’t be here, you can’t keep me!

Stromboli: Quiet! Shut up! Before I knock-a you silly!

(drumming)

Marian: [sniffling] Oh, no.

Pot: Hey little creatures, how would you like to stay here and join us for dinner? You can be the main course, huh?

Prince John: Stop! Executioner, stop! Hold your axe! 

Little John: OK, big shot. Now tell them to untie my buddy, or I'll... 

Prince John: [grunts] Sheriff, release my buddy... [grunts] I mean, release the prisoner! 

Sheriff: Untie the prisoner? 

Holler: What do you mean release the prisoners?

Lady Kluck: You heard what he said, bushel britches. 

Prince John: Sheriff, I make the rules, and since I am the head man... Not so hard, you mean thing.

Pot: Who are you gonna believe sire, us or a mischevious outlaw and a bunch of Woodland creatures?

Prince John: Let them go, for heaven's sakes! Let them go!  

Lady Kluck: Yee-hee! Love conquers all! 

[crowd cheers] 

Franklin: Dad! 

Franklin's dad: Franklin. (hugs him) 

Franklin: Oh, Dad.  

Snail: Are you ok?  

Franklin: I'm ok, Snail.  

Robin: I owe my life to you, my darling. 

Marian: I couldn't have lived without you, Robin. 

Raccoon: By the way, where did Little John do?

Dany: He had to go round the back in order to free you guys?

Franklin: I think we should thank him for saving us too?

Sheriff: There's somethin' funny goin' on around here. 

Pit: You could be right sheriff.

Little John: Now, PJ, tell my pal to kiss Maid Marian or I've just found a new pincushion. 

Sheriff: Why, you! 

Prince John: Kill him! Don't stand there! Kill him! 

(The heroes fight Prince John's soldiers)  

Prince John: Don't hurt me! No, no! Don't hurt me! Help! Help! [gasping] Kill him! 

Lady Kluck: Run for it, lassie! This is no place for a lady! 

[Soldier screams] 

[Sheriff moans] 

Lady Kluck: Take that, you scoundrel. 

Marian: Help! Robin, help! 

(Robin grabs her when he swings)  

Robin: Marian, my love, will you marry me? 

Marian: Oh, darling, I thought you'd never ask me. [chuckles] But you could've chosen a more romantic setting. 

Robin: And for our honeymoon, London... 

Marian: Yesli! 

Robin: ...Normandy! Sunny Spain! 

Marian: Yes! Why not? 

Little John: Ooh, what a main event this is. [Little John chuckles] 

[Lady Kluck shouting] 

Little John: What a beautiful brawl. 

[guard shouts] 

Little John: Hey! Who's drivin' this flyin' umbrella? 

(Robin fights a soldier) 

Robin: We'll have six children. 

Marian: Six? Oh, a dozen at least. [chuckling] Take that! 

Captain: Attention, everyone. 

[horn blares] 

[trumpeting, grunting] 

Prince John: Stop the girl! Ooh! 

Lady Kluck: Take that, you scurvy knave! 

Prince John: Seize the fat one! 

[Lady Kluck fights all soldiers while they groan] 

[whistles] 

[cheering] 

[yelling] 

[crowd cheers] 

(Babar, Rataxes and their families set on top of the royal box)

All: Long live King Richard!

Lady Kluck: Yee-hoo! 

Beaver: Come on, let's get back to Sherwood Forest and celebrate out victory.

Stromboli: No! No! Foiled again! 

Holler: I should have known that turtle could have escaped. 

Syndrome: We will get them. 

Clayton: We will find Hiss. 

Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you! 

Sir Hiss: (echoing) Coming. Coming. [snickers] For I'm a jolly good fellow For I'm a jolly good... [laughs] Oh! Oh, there you are, old boy! PJ, you won't believe this, but the stork is really Robin Hood. 

Prince John: Robin Hood. [Prince John chuckles, shrieks] Get out of that, if you can. 

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