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This is how the first challenge goes in episode 2 of Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of Total Drama: Island.

[At the top of Mount Wawanakwa]

Crash Bandicoot: Wow.

Chris McLean: Ok. Today's challenge is Free Fall. Your first task is to jump off this one thousand foot high cliff into the lake.

Ryan F-Freeman: [chuckles] Piece of cake.

Bridgette: What he said.

Chris McLean: If you look down, you will see two target areas. The wider area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic...[chuckles] man-eating sharks. Inside that area is the safe zone. That's your target area. Which we're pretty sure it's shark-free.

Leshawna: Excuse me?

Chris McLean: For each member of your team that jumps and actually... survives. There will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies you'll need for the 2nd part of the challenge. Building a hot-tub. The team with the best one gets to have a wicked, hot-tub party tonight. The losers will have to sending someone home. Let's see. Killer Bass, you're up first.

Bridgette: Oh. Wow. So, who wants to go first?

[cricket chirps]

Matau T. Monkey: Hey, Owen. I think those shows have an intern do the stunt first in case it's survivable.

Owen: Yeah. Wait. Did you just talk?

[Flashback]

Ryanosa Daisy: We need to test the stunts first. Remember that?

Chef Hatchet: Do I look like an intern?

Ryanosa Daisy: No. But the ones we had are at the hospital.

Chris McLean: C'mon. Just jump it, you big chicken.

Ryanosa Daisy: [flaps his arms] Buck, buck, buck.

Chris McLean: [laughs] Nice one, dude.

Chef Hatchet: I don't get paid enough for this, man.

[Chef Hatchet jumps and falls into the water then floats]

Chef Hatchet: Hey. I made it! I made it, man. Something just brushed down my foot. Hey, Chris, man! Something rotten down here! [gets pulled underwater then pops out] AHHH! Now, I know! RYANOSA!!![runs off]

Ryanosa Daisy: Eh. I guess it's safe.

[Flashback ends]

Eva: So. Who's up?

Sorina: I'll do it.

Bridgette: Good luck, Sora.

Sorina: That's Sorina.

Sea Sparkle: Whatever. Just jump.

[Sorina jumps off a cliff and dives to the safe zone of the lake]

Sci-Rianna: She made it!

[Beatrice T. Monkey looks down and hugs Magianort]

Madam Magianort: Hey! Everything'll be fine! Just remember what I taught you.

Beatrice T. Monkey: I'll wait for my turn.

Evil Adam: We could do it together, Beatrice. Mike will be a hero.[in Judge Claude Frollo's voice] Just like the rest!

[Evil Adam jumps off a cliff and dives into the safe part of the lake]

Sci-Ryan: He is safe!

Mike: Jump, DJ!

DJ: Uh-uh. No way, man. I'm not jumping.

Ryan F-Freeman: What's the matter? Afraid of heights?

DJ: Yeah. Ever since I was a kid.

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. I feel your pain but, that makes you a chicken! [puts the Chicken hat on DJ's head] So, you have to wear this for the rest of the day.

DJ: Aw man. For real?

Ryan F-Freeman: [clucks like a chicken]

Chris McLean: Ryan's clucking means the chicken path down is that-a-way. Next.

[With Owen and Matau]

Matau T. Monkey: Owen? I think I did talk.

Owen: Wow. How does Owen know if you can talk?

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan used his magic on me.

Beatrice T. Monkey: I'll do, Master Magianort. [jumps off a cliff] YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!

[Beatrice falls and bumps into a buoy then slide to the safe zone]

Evil Ryan: OOOHHHH scrap! That hurt!

Ryan F-Freeman: You're telling me.

Mattis T. Monkey: I guess it's 3 divers and one chicken.

Sadie: I'm not jumping without Katie.

Mike: You'll be fine.

Katie: We have to be on the same team, Mike. [to Ryan and Chris] Please?

Sadie: Please.

Katie and Sadie: Pretty-please.

Izzy: I'll switch places with her.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ok. Fine! You two are on the Killer Bass now. [to Izzy] Izzy. You're on the Screaming Gophers. [to Chris McLean] How did I do?

Chris McLean: Great.

Matau T. Monkey: Nice one, Master Ryan.

Rianna F-Fiona: Yeah.

Crash Bandicoot (EG): YAHOO!!! [jumps off a cliff and lands on the safe zone while doing the splits] AAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Shark: [jumps out of the water] Oooohhh.

Crash Bandicoot (EG): AHHHHHH!!!![sinks into the water]

Harold: Oh gosh. That hurts.

Ryan F-Freeman: Ouch! Hate to see that happen.

Mattis T. Monkey: I guess it's 4 jumpers and one chicken. [to Sadie and Katie] You're up, girls!

Katie and Sadie: YEAH! We're coming, Killer Bass!

[They jump and dive to the safe zone]

Casey Fairbrother: They're safe.

Crash Bandicoot: Courtney? Are you going to jump?

Courtney: No, Crash. I have a condition.

Chris McLean: What condition?

Courtney: A condition that prevents me from jumping off cliffs.

Ryan F-Freeman: Well. You can chicken out if you like but it might end up costing your team the win. And then they'll hate you.

Chris McLean: Ryan is right about that.

Courtney: It's a calculated risk. I've seen your team and I don't think they'll jump.

[Cricket chirps]

Ryan F-Freeman: Here's your gift. [puts a chicken hat on Courtney's head]

Emmet: Nice one.

Bridgette: Bravo.

Chris McLean: Thanks, Ryan. In fact, you're a better Chris McLean like I am.

Ryan F-Freeman: Your welcome.

[at the confessional]

Sorina: When did Ryan be like Chris? If I know that Darling girl, she is the one who said to Tinker Bell that she don't believe in fairies. But we do believe in them.

[Back at the mountain]

Ryan F-Freeman: I hope I can handle my magic. If I...

[Ryan gets a vision of Ryan F-Freeman (Kingdom Hearts: Three Stories) being corrupted by the darkness in him, he attacks Sora and Ryan]

Sora: Ryan! Why are you doing this?

Ryan F-Freeman (Kingdom Hearts: Three Stories): Because, I have made Sunset's bodyguard evil again and I embraced the darkness.

Megatron: See, Prime-Prince. That is the power of darkness. Could have been yours if you open up to it.

Ryan F-Freeman: No, Megatron! The darkness... Will not have me!

Ryan F-Freeman (Kingdom Hearts: Three Stories): You will accept the darkness, Ryan. Black Ryan Max will forever be a part of you!

[in reality, Ryan mutters the words like "Darkness" and "Sora"]

Crash Bandicoot: Ryan? Hello?

Matau T. Monkey: Oh for crying out loud. [slaps Ryan in the face]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ouch! Thank you, Matau. I needed that.

Ratchet: What did you see?

Ryan F-Freeman: I saw me. Only

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