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Here is how everyone meets Hawkeye in Ryan and Tino's camp adventure.

[we see some people at the archery range]

Evil Ryan: I hope this Kamen Guts chap is a hero like me, Tino.

Tino: Me too.

Human Derpy Hooves:[misses the target and the arrow breaks] Aw man.

???: Perhaps I could teach you a few thing?

[everyone turns and sees Clint Barton standing there]

Human Rarity: No way, it's-

Clint Barton: Please don't. Allow me to show you a few things.(grabs a bow and two quivers of arrows)

Crash Bandicoot: Who are you?

Clint Barton: Clint Barton, agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. Also known as Hawkeye.(walks up to the Gazebo and fires three arrows directly hitting the bullseye)

Evil Anna and Evil Ryan:(jaws drop in surprise)

Adagio Dazzle: Close your mouth, Evil Ryan. You're worse then Genie.

Evil Ryan: Oh. Right. I think Deadpool might think Green Arrow is... [points to Clint Barton] this fellow.

Clint Barton: Yeah, but can Green Arrow do this?(climbs the cafeteria building and shoots another arrow without looking)

Sonata Dusk: Okay, that's just showing off.

Evil Anna: You said it, Sonata. How come you and your sisters love Tino?

Sonata Dusk: Well-

Archangel:(interrupts her by landing) Even when you know, that Sunset loves him more, and eventually, only one of you can be with him forever.

Human Derpy Hooves:(trips)

Archangel:(catches her)

Ryan F-Freeman: Who can be with Tino?

Cody Fairbrother: I don't know. Maybe you could sing to Tino. You know that pendant you're wearing makes you a siren?

Hawkeye:(shoots an explosive arrow at one of the targets)

(the said target is hit in the bullseye, and explodes)

Aria Blaze: Well, Ryan. We do love Tino.

Sonata Dusk: It's just that, Ryan. When I saw Tino, I fell in love with him.

Evil Ryan: Love at first sight. Cool. I'm tip-top as a siren like you three beautiful girls even Matau is with us. [pulls out his bow and shoots 10 targets with his eyes closed]

Hawkeye:(shoots 20 arrows at all 10 targets from the rock quarry)

Sunset Shimmer: How can he possibly see that far?!

Evil Ryan: I don't know. At least I know that Nate and his grandfather did do this. [does the Kamen Guts pose] Moxie!

Archangel: You people are as crazy as Deadpool.

Evil Anna: Hey!

Sci-Ryan: We are not crazy. We're just having a fun time. To be honest. Nur did saw Evil Ryan do the Kamen Guts pose. Instead of the word "Guts", he said "Moxie".

Crash Bandicoot: Even like the time Ryan was under the Dazzlings' spell.

Evil Ryan: Yup. Deadpool was at home sitting his bum while he saw me jump around? How is that fair?[fires an arrow at the target then a flag unfolds that says "I heart Deadpool"] You were recording that, weren't you, folks? No? [chuckles] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN'T RECORDING THAT?!

(Clint fires more arrows, this time made of Adamantium, splitting all the targets in half)

Aria Blaze: Aw, man.

Bertram T. Monkey: What was made of these arrows?

Ryan F-Freeman: Adamantium.

Gloriosa Daisy:[walks up and sees the halved targets] Oh my, what happened here?

Clint Barton:[walks by her] Just giving them a few archery lessons.

Deadpool:[from behind her] What's going on, Gaia Everfree?

Evil Ryan: Deadpool!

Crash Bandicoot: That's Gloriosa Daisy. Did you hear Evil Ryan said your line?

Deadpool: And have you read the script yet. Wait stop, everybody stop moving. Alright, woever's editting this scene, could you maybe play some more peaceful music? Cause that would be nice.

Human Appljack: You've gotta be kidding me.

[The Shire plays]

Deadpool: Yes, that's more like it. Ok you can all move now.

Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Deadpool. You're the best.

Deadpool: Oh there is something about the new doctor that works here, but I can't tell you since it is a secret.

Matau T. Monkey: I got a feeling that I do not want to kill you, Deadpool.

Deadpool: How would you? I can't die remember?

Clint Barton:[walks up and shoots him in the arrow in the head]

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Bertram. Now he's dead.

Bertram T. Monkey: He will be alive again in 3... 2... 1.

Deadpool:[gets up and pulls the arrow out of his head] Ow! Why'd you do that?!

Clint Barton: You're annoying.

Gloriosa Daisy: It wasn't really necessary, though.

Ryan F-Freeman: You'll have to excuse him. Deadpool's a funny guy.

Deadpool: But when you turn into Gaia Everfree later on, I'll be fighting you with my chicken swords.[pulls out his chicken swords]

Tino Tonitini:[whispers in Adagio's ear] What is he talking about?

Adagio Dazzle: I don't know.

Ryan F-Freeman: I see that you and Tino are getting along, Dagi.

Adagio Dazzle: Not entirely yet.

Deadpool: Hey Ryan.

Ryan F-Freeman: What?

Deadpool: We better get to the scene where you and me sing my theme song.

Matau T. Monkey: You got a theme song?

[Deadpool shows him the YouTube video of his theme song from Minecraft Deadpool Roleplay]

Adagio Dazzle: Is there anything else we should know about you?

Crash Bandicoot: At least I learned that he exterminated Kayley's father.

Predaking (EG): Yeah. Every Code Red team member did some bad stuff before they redeem themselves. Malfunction is a bit like Ryan when he reformed the Dazzlings.

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