This is how the next morning goes in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 3.
[The next morning, Twilight and Thomas wake up]
Thomas:[yawns] Good morning, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Good morning, Thomas. [burps] Ooops. Morning breath.
Thomas: I know. Isn't it wonderful?
Twilight Sparkle: Yeah, Thomas.
[The doors burst open and Pinkie, Cody and Discord come in]
Cody Fairbrother and Discord: Good morning~ Good morning~
Pinkie Pie: The sun is shining through~
Cody Fairbrother: Good morning~
Discord: Good morning~
Pinkie Pie and Cody Fairbrother: To you~
Discord: And you~
Pinkie Pie: [to one of her tank ponies] And you~
Ryan F-Freeman: Nice singing, you three.
Pinkie Pie: [as the tank ponies leave] They grow up so fast.
Cody Fairbrother: What are you talking about, Pinkie?
Pinkie Pie: I'm saying what Donkey said, Cody.
Thomas: Not fast enough.
[Zecora walks in]
Ryan F-Freeman: Hello, Zecora. You know what Thomas has to do?
Zecora: Yes. There are several knightly activities that require his assistance.
Ryan F-Freeman: Nice, Zecora. I hope you did your rhyming in Equestria.[to Thomas] I just want to inform you that Twilight's brother is sick.
Thomas: I know. And I can't wait to get started. [falls back to sleep]
Ryan F-Freeman: C'mon, Thomas. You can do those things. The Dazzlings are in the ballroom singing.
Pinkie Pie: Yeah. C'mon lazy bones. It's time to get moving. [pulls off the cover and screams when she sees Thomas' bare legs]
Ryan F-Freeman: What you need to get is a pair of pyjamas.
[As they walk into a room, the title is encased in a glass painting above them: Thomas' Shrekly Adventure 3]
Adagio Dazzle: Wow, Ryan. You and Sci-Ryan did well on that title.
Twilight Sparkle: Okay. First on the to-do list: Knighting.
Thomas: Should be a piece of cake.
Ryan F-Freeman: You might need my Keyblade.[give Thomas his Keyblade]
Ryan F-Freeman: Because you can knight someone.
Thomas: Yeah. But how do I do it?
Aria Blaze: Maybe, Zecora can demonstrate.
Drift: Allow me, human. [places his sword one way and then the other]
Ryan F-Freeman:[whispering] Drift. You know that Aria Blaze is a siren.
Drift: I know. But Sirens are a myth.
[Ryan turns Drift's head so he can see the Dazzlings]
Drift: Oh. Now let me teach.
Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, Drift.[to Matau] You and I are sure that the Dazzlings are known to sing from time to time.
Drift: They sing all the time.
Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Drift.[to Adagio] You and Master Ryan got some songs to sing?
Adagio Dazzle: Maybe. But why don't we just let Thomas do his thing.
Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Adagio. Let's watch.
Thomas: Okay. Here goes nothing. I knight thee.
[He stabs the knight instead]
Ryan F-Freeman: Ow! That's gonna hurt.[to Adagio] Right, Adagio?
[Adagio nods. Later]
Cody Fairbrother: Ok, Zecora. What's next on the list?
Zecora: Next: Christening a ship.
Adagio Dazzle: That will be easy.[to Ryan] Right, Ryan?
Ryan F-Freeman: You got that right, Adagio.[high-fives Adagio]
Thomas: Okay. This shouldn't be too hard. Here goes nothing.
Sonata Dusk: No pressure, Thomas.
[Thomas leans against the ship but he pushes on it]
Matau T. Monkey: Oh, boy.
Crash Bandicoot: Throw the bottle, Thomas!
Ryan F-Freeman: I hope the ship stops.
[The bottle hits the ship and it sinks. The sails burn up]
Adagio Dazzle: Cody. Get Twilight's crown and a fire extinguisher!
Cody Fairbrother: I'll put out the fire![puts Twilight's crown on his head]
Ryan F-Freeman: Cody turned into a she-demon of himself??
Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah. Mal's gone to the Poison Apple.
Adagio Dazzle: Ok, Thomas. Here's the last thing on the list.
Thomas: What is it?
Ryan F-Freeman: Let me check, Adagio.[looks at the list]
Thomas: Let me guess. Makeover.
Adagio Dazzle: Yes, Thomas.
Thomas: [sighs] Whoa!
Ryan F-Freeman: Emmet and I'll help the guys with the makeover.
[They get to work]
Ryan F-Freeman: A little here. A little there and ta da!
Thomas: Uh, is this really nessacry.
Ryan F-Freeman: I'm sure it is. I'll go with the Dazzlings to the ballroom. You know like the Dazzlings I am known to sing from time to time.
Zecora: Okay, people. This isn't a rehearsel. Let's see some hustle.
Matau T. Monkey: Zecora's right.[to the Dazzlings] You and Master Ryan are known to sing from time to time.
Pinkie Pie: Smiles, everyone. Smiles.
Ryan F-Freeman: Good luck, Thomas.
Thomas: I don't know how much longer I can keep this up, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: I hope you can do it until my brother gets better.
Thomas: [sighs] I guess you're right, Twilight. I hope Ryan will find a cure soon.
Twilight Sparkle: Thomas?
Thomas: Yes, Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Aren't you forgetting something?
Thomas: Oh yeah. A kiss.
[As they try to kiss, their outfits get in the way]
Thomas: Uh. I feel an itch and I can't scratch it.
Thomas: No. Literally. I got an itch and I can't scratch.
Ryan F-Freeman: Let me help.
Matau T. Monkey: I'll do it, Master Ryan. You go find the Dazzlings.
Ryan F-Freeman: Okay.
[Ryan goes to find the Dazzlings]
Matau T. Monkey: Okay, Thomas. Hold still.
Thomas: Ok, Matau.
[Matau scratches his itch]
Thomas: What's so funny, Alvin?
Alvin: Sorry, Thomas. It's just that Matau is scratching you.
Simon: But your also showing your butt.
Matau T. Monkey: Should you three be with Master Ryan and the Dazzlings?
Theodore: Oh, that's right. Follow me guys.
Alvin: I hope that we should sing with them.
[Out in the ball room]
Ryan F-Freeman: Ok, girls. I hope that we sing well with some songs.
Announcer: Now presenting Princess Twilight and Sir Thomas.
Adagio Dazzle: Here we go, Ryan.
[The song Music In Our Hearts starts playing]
Adagio Dazzle: Got the music in our hearts~
Ryan F-Freeman: We're here to blow this thing apart~
Sonata Dusk: And together~
Aria Blaze: We will never~
Ryan F-Freeman and Adagio Dazzle: Be afraid of the dark~
Adagio Dazzle: Here to sing our song out loud~
Ryan F-Freeman: Get you dancing with the crowd~
Sonata Dusk: As the music of our friendship~
Ryan F-Freeman and the Dazzlings: Survives~ Survives~ Survives~
Alivn: Wow, Ryan. You and the Dazzlings did well with your singing.
Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks.
Simon: You're, welcome. You look good in your anthro-pony form.
Ryan F-Freeman: I know.
[The curtains open to reveal Thomas and Twilight]
Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!! [to the Dazzlings] Girls! Shield your eyes![covers his eyes]
Alvin: What?[looks at Thomas] Oh man! The moon's out!
Theodore: What does that mean?
Simon: He means that Thomas has got his butt showing, Theodore.
[Matau is still scratching Thomas' butt]
Ryan F-Freeman: Matau!
Matau T. Monkey: What?
Alvin: Your master wants you, Matau.
Matau T. Monkey: What is it?
Ryan F-Freeman: Thomas is showing his butt.
Matau T. Monkey: Huh?
[Matau looks down at Thomas' butt]
Twilight Sparkle: Thomas!
[Matau climbs off and runs to Ryan]
Thomas: Huh? Oh.
[Thomas breathes in and his buckle comes off]
Ryan F-Freeman: Uh-oh!
[It rolls under Pinkie's hoof]
Matau T. Monkey:[in Buck's voice] Take cover!!
[Pinkie steps on it]
Sonata Dusk: Protect me, Ryan!
Ryan F-Freeman: It's a buckle, Sonata.
Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.
Pinkie Pie: Ow!
Cody Fairbrother: Are you ok, Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: [stumbling backwards] I think so.
Aria Blaze: Pinkie Pie. Look where you're going!
[Pinkie backs into a woman]
Ryan F-Freeman:[facepalms] I hope She's ok, Aria.
Woman: What are you doing? [throws Pinkie aside]
Aria Blaze: Pinkie's fine, Ryan.
[Pinkie lands on a knight]
Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa!
Crash Bandicoot: Ouch!
[The axe flies over their heads]
Adagio Dazzle: That was a close shave, Ryan.
Twilight Sparkle: [screams]
Matau T. Monkey: I hope the green gas doesn't come out.
Thomas: Are you okay?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm alright, Thomas.
[Matau is kicked into the plate of shrimp]
Ryan F-Freeman: Matau! Are you ok?
Matau T. Monkey: I'm okay.
Crash Bandicoot: Phew.[notices the green mist] What's that?
Adagio Dazzle: And what's that smell?
Ryan F-Freeman: Might be fire and negative energy, Adagio.
Pinkie Pie: Ooh! Shrimp! My favourite.
Ryan F-Freeman: Yup. It's fire.
[The audience screams and runs off]
Matau T. Monkey: Should you and the Dazzlings absorb the negative energy now, Master Ryan?
Adagio Dazzle: Maybe later, Matau. Right now, run!!
Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Adagio!![runs out of the room]
[The top of the stage comes off and lands on the stage]
Ryan F-Freeman: Don't worry. I've got a fire extinguisher.
[Thomas and Twilight are lifted up]
Crash Bandicoot: This does not look like it could end well.
Cody Fairbrother: I think so, Crash.[to the Dazzlings] You think that you and Ryan should absorb the negative energy?
[They do and run out. Thomas is hit in the face by food tray. In their bedroom]
Thomas: That's it! We're leaving.
Ryan F-Freeman: Why, Thomas?
Adagio Dazzle: Ahem [shows him a video]
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Thanks, Adagio.
Aria Blaze: This film has the Shrek the Third plotline so get used to it.
Matau T. Monkey: I agree with Aria, Master Ryan.
Twilight Sparkle: Please, calm down.
Thomas: Calm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am a Tank Engine. I'm not cut out for this, Twilight, and I never will be.
Ryan F-Freeman: I know, Thomas. I hope Shining Armor will be better soon.
Thomas: I appreciate you trying to cheer me up, Ryan, but I still can't get over it. [lays back in bed sighing]
Sonata Dusk: Is Shining Armor sick, Ryan?
Ryan F-Freeman: Yes he is, Sonata. Thomas had to fill in for him. Like Shrek has to fill in for Fiona's farther, King Harold.
Aria Blaze: You think you found a cure, Ryan?
Ryan F-Freeman: We don't have to. Shrek 3 plotline.
Aria Blaze: Ok, Ryan. Remind me to have Shining Armor in some films later.
[Thomas touches noses with Pinkie]
Pinkie Pie: Well, Donkey and I think it went pretty well.
[He grabs her]
Pinkie Pie: What? Come on now, Thomas!
Thomas: [chucks her out] Out you go!
[He shuts the door]
Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Tough crowd.
Zecora: Some people just don't understand bountries.
Sonata Dusk: I agree, Zecora.
Ryan F-Freeman: Zecora. I think you should give Thomas some alone time.
Zecora: Ok, Ryan. If Thomas don't mind. When he needs time alone, he will find.
[Thomas picks her up]
Aria Blaze: What? You don't like poems, Thomas?
Thomas: I do. But I just wish people would stop trying to cheer me up! [he throws Zecora out the window]
[Zecora does Puss' puppy dog eye impression]
Ryan F-Freeman and Sonata Dusk: Awww.
[Thomas shuts the curtains]
Aria Blaze: What? Ryan and Sonata likes cute.
[Thomas lays back in bed]
Ryan F-Freeman: Well someone woke him up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.
Twilight Sparkle: Just think.
Twilight Sparkle: Not you, Ryan. [to Thomas] Just a couple more days and we'll be back on the Island of Sodor.
Aria Blaze:[sighs] Go back to sleep, Ryan.
Ryan F-Freeman: What?
Sonata Dusk: She said that to me in the Rainbow Rocks movie, Ryan.
Twilight Sparkle: Pulling Annie and Clarabel.
Ryan F-Freeman: Being really useful.
Thomas: You had me on really useful.
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh. Got it.
Twilight Sparkle: And maybe even the pitter-patter of little feet on the floor.
Matau T. Monkey: Yes, Twilight.
Thomas: Oh. That's right. Nocternal animals.
Ryan F-Freeman: Maybe Cody is doing some princess stuff for you, Twilight.
Twilight Sparkle: Thanks, Ryan. [to Thomas] No. What if...? Theoretically...
Ryan F-Freeman: You think you got kids of your own, Thomas?
[Thomas chuckles and falls backwards out of the bed]
Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. Looks like he fainted because what I said.
Thomas: No. Actually, I'm fine.
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh.[to Sonata] Thomas is ok, Sonata.
Thomas: Let's try and be rational about this.
Sonata Dusk: Like what, Thomas?
Thomas: Have you seen a baby lately?
Matau T. Monkey: Yes we did. Why?
Thomas: They just eat, poop and cry.
Ryan F-Freeman: I know, Thomas. But imagine a tank engine baby.
Thomas: All the extra crying and pooping.
Twilight Sparkle: Thomas. Don't you ever think about having a family?
Thomas: Right now, you're my family.
[There is a rapid knock]
Ryan F-Freeman: I'll get it.
[He opens the door to a worried looking Strongarm]
Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Strongarm. I hope someone is not dying.
Strongarm: Unfortunately, someone is dying, Matau. It's Shining Armor, Twilight's brother.
Ryan F-Freeman: Great Scott! We need to go see him right away.
[Later with Shining Armor]
Shining Armor: I'm dying.
Sonata Dusk: Aww. You poor thing.
Princess Cadance: Shining?
Shining Armor: [coughs] Don't forget to pay the gardner, Cadance.
Ryan F-Freeman: Aria and I'll take good care of your daughter, Shining.
Shining Armor: [coughs] Twily?
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, Shining?
Shining Armor: I know I have made many mistakes with you.
Skyla: I knew you're still good, Dad.
Shining Armor: But your love for Thomas has taught me so much. My dear friend, I am proud to call you my brother.
Thomas: And I'm proud to call you my... brother-in-law.
Sci-Ryan: And Ryan's proud to call you his friend, Shining.
Shining Armor: Now, there is a matter of business to attend to. Whoo! [coughs and then passes out]
[Drift puts a hand to his chest]
Sci-Ryan:[sniffs] He's dead.
[Twilight cries but Shining springs back to life and coughs]
Sci-Ryan: No he's not.
Donkey: Get that hand off your chest, fool.
[Drift removes his hand from his chest]
Shining Armor: Thomas. Ryan. Sci-Ryan. Come closer.
Thomas: Yes, Shining?
Sci-Ryan: What is it, Shining?
Shining Armor: The Royal Guard needs a new captain. You are the next in line.
Ryan F-Freeman: Wait. Me?
Sci-Ryan: No. Thomas.
Ryan F-Freeman: Thanks, Sci-Ryan.
Thomas: Ha, ha, next in line. Now, you see, Shining, that's why people love you. Even on your deathbed, your still making jokes.
Ryan F-Freeman: Isn't another one next in line, Shining?
Shining Armor: There is another one and he is Skyla's cousin.
Sci-Ryan: What's his name, Shining?
Shining Armor: His name is... is...
Ryan F-Freeman: His name's what? What is his name?
Shining Armor: Is... [breathes heavily, wheezes and passes out again]
Sci-Ryan: Well. He's dead. Again.
[However, Shining starts coughing again]
Ryan F-Freeman: Oh thank god. You're not dead.
Shining Armor: Not yet. Anyways, his name is Armor Shine.
Ryan F-Freeman: Armor Shine. Where can I find him, Shining?
Shining Armor: You can find him where Shrek found Arthur Pendragon.
Ryan F-Freeman: You can count on me, Shining Armor. My friends and I'll find Armor for you.
Shining Armor: [breathes in heavily] I know... you'll do... what's right.... [passes out and dies]
Sci-Ryan: Ok, Adagio and Drift. Now he's dead.
Princess Cadance: Shining?
Matau T. Monkey: I'll comfort you, Princess Mi Amore Cadenza.[hugs Cadance as he starts to cry]
Princess Skyla: Dad? Dad! Dad.
Donkey: [to Drift] Do your thing, man.
[Drift puts a hand to his chest]
[Sci-Ryan hugs Sonata while he's crying]
Ryan F-Freeman: Good night, sweet prince.
[Twilight starts crying on Thomas' shoulder. Later, at Shining's funeral]
Ryan F-Freeman: When you were young and your heart was an open book~
Matau T. Monkey and Adagio Dazzle: You used to say live and let live~
Cody Fairbrother and Sunset Shimmer: You know you did, you know you did, you know you did~
Predaking: But if this ever changing world in which we live in makes you give in and cry~
Mordecai and Rigby: Say live and let die~
Sci-Ryan and Sonata Dusk: Live and let die~
Skylynx and Shadowarrior: Live and let die~
Darksteel: Live and let die~
[The song fades as everyone leaves. Up on a hilltop, a hooded stallion is watching]
[a hooded cyborg clone lands next to the Stallion]
[The stallion removes his hood revealing him to be Flash Sentry]
Hooded Cyborg Clone: I know it's sad, Flash.
[But Flash instead smirks and flys away]
Hooded Cyborg Clone: What? Maybe I should follow him.[coughs]
[The hooded cyborg clone activates his jetpack and flies after Flash]
[The cloak flies off revealing him to be Evil Ryan]
Flash Sentry: [in mind] My plan is already falling into place.
Evil Ryan: Ryan's body is prefect for Mal.
Bertram T. Monkey: [on COMM] What did I tell you, Evil Ryan? Follow Flash secretly.
Evil Ryan: Sorry.
[Flash flies ahead]
Evil Ryan: Flash. I know how you feel.