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This is how the search for Mighty Eagle/The Lake of Wisdom goes in Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of the Angry Birds Movie.

[The gang climbs the mountain]

Ryan Tokisaki: [gets hit on the head with a rock kicked by Bomb] Hey, watch it!

Chuck (Angry Birds): If there is a Mighty Eagle, how come we don't ever hear his battle cry?

Thunder Streak: I don't know.

Red (Angry Birds): Me too.

Bomb (Angry Birds): Maybe we have.

Gloriosa Daisy: I would love to hear one.

Mattis T. Monkey: What would a Mighty Eagle Battle Cry sound like, Chuck?

Chuck (Angry Birds): I don't know. But, I got an idea. Maybe something like AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Evil Adam: No. Bomb and I think it's more like... Caw-caw! Caw-caw!

Bomb (Angry Birds): Cause that's what's it's more like. Scientifically.

Matau T. Monkey: Yeah. Here's my version. RRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!

Thomas: No. It's more like this: PEE-CHOO, PEE-CHOO!!!!

Ryan F-Freeman: That is good, Matau.

Matau T. Monkey: Thanks.

Ryan Tokisaki: Pichu is a Pokémon, OpThomas Prime. Not a bird. But, I think it sounds like this. OOHHH-WAAAAAA!!!!!! BWAAAAAA!!!!!

[Thunder Streak nods and hugs Kuryan]

Thunder Streak: Thanks.

Ryan Tokisaki: You're welcome. I hope you have a human form, Moon fan.

[Later]

Chuck (Angry Birds): Oh I got one. CAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!

Ryan F-Freeman: Cool one.

Thunder Streak: Not a chance, Yellow. I think it sounds like... HIYAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Ryan uses his magic to turn Thunder Streak into his EG form]

Ryan F-Freeman: Not bad, Moon Lover. Great effort.

Cody Fairbrother: No, bro. It's a bit more like this: SQUAWK, SQUAWK!

Thunder Streak: What's happened to me?

Ryan F-Freeman: I turned you to a human.

Evil Ryan: And I think what Bomb thinks and My Little Pony: Megatronus' revenge, that Mighty Eagle Battle cry goes like...

[They are climbing a cliff]

Bomb (Angry Birds): Hay-oo-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Later still]

Bomb (Angry Birds): Hay-oo-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Later still]

Bomb (Angry Birds): Hay-oo-HOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[Later on]

Evil Ryan: That's about it. Right?

Sci-Ryan: No. Chuck told me that it's a little more calm. Just a little bit more majestic like... One second. AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! One second. AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

[Later on]

Bomb (Angry Birds): HEEEEAAAAAAAYYYYY HEALALULULULULULULU!!!!!

Crash Bandicoot: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [catches Thunder Streak and yells in his ear]AAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Thunder Streak: QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!!!!

Bertram T. Monkey: ODETTE'S WORLD!!!

[Later on]

Bertram T. Monkey: BWACK-BWACK-BWACK!!!

Ryan F-Freeman: Stop making Mighty Eagle noises!

King Chrystalize: Jeez. It's like running a nursery in Odette's world.

Red (Angry Birds): Absolute childcare.

Chuck (Angry Birds): [in sing-song] Someone has anger issues.

Sonata Dusk: Duh. I think Ryan needs a taco.

[They climb to the top and find they are on the wrong mountain]

Crash Bandicoot: This is, uh.... This is the wrong mountain.

Matau T. Monkey: What!? That's it? We came all this way, just to get to climb to the top of the wrong end of the rock pile!?

[His words echoes through the mountains]

Crash Bandicoot: Where is Sierra when you need her?

Red (Angry Birds): My caps are killing me, Matau.

[They climb the other mountain and look over a lake nearby.

Ryan F-Freeman: Wow. That is simply... Un... real.

Evil Anna: It must be...

Sci-Ryan: The Lake of Wisdom! [laughs] Guys! Come have a look! This is what both my and Chuck's moms talk about!

Chuck (Angry Birds): Uh-huh.

Matau T. Monkey: Wow. [takes a sip of the water] It's real.

[The others join them]

Bomb (Angry Birds): Be honest. Do I sound any wiser?

Chuck (Angry Birds): Oh, way wiser. You were kind of dumb before. I can say that now.

Wreck-It Ralph: Wow. It's awesome.

Matau T. Monkey: This water is not a lie. I can feel the smartness and wisdom circling in me.

Ryan F-Freeman: Matau. Nobodies here.

Ranyx: He means no one used this place in years.

[Their friends jump in and start swimming]

Bertram T. Monkey: Get out of there!

[The others do a swim stunt]

Ranyx: Oh boy.

[Chuck spits in Matau's mouth]

Ryan Tokisaki: Don't spit in his mouth!

[Matau spits it back into Chuck's]

Red (Angry Birds): Don't spit it back!

[Matau looks as if he's about to swallow]

Ryan F-Freeman: Come on, Matau. Don't swallow it.

[He does]

Ryan F-Freeman: Yuck!

Red (Angry Birds): [groans in disgust]

[As Chuck and Matau water-ski, Ryan and the others hear a roar and hide behind a rock]

Ryan Tokisaki: Huh? Moon Lover! Hide!

Thunder Streak: What? [pulls the others out] Bomb! Take your time will you?!

Matau T. Monkey: Master Ryan! Chuck and I found the meaning of life! It's....

Evil Ryan: [clamps his mouth shut] Shut your wormhole!

[They peak out as Mighty Eagle comes out of the cave above and spreads his wings]

Ryan Tokisaki: It's him..

[Mighty Eagle stands for a moment then pees into the lake]

Mighty Eagle: Ah....

Bertram T. Monkey: What?!

Mighty Eagle: Aaaahhh.....

Red (Angry Birds): Oh. man.

[Mighty Eagle continues peeing as the gang looks on horrified]

Matau T. Monkey:[gags]

Chuck (Angry Birds): No. No. No. Ew!

Ranyx: Yuck. Horrible turn of events.

Red (Angry Birds): Horrible.

Mighty Eagle: Woo.

Bomb (Angry Birds): [cries]

[He finishes and goes back in]

Ryan F-Freeman: Well guys. Cody and I don't think it's the "Lake of Wisdom". It's more like the Lake of Whiz.

Evil Ryan: You're telling us.

Jessie Primefan: Yeah.

Mighty Eagle: Did you just come here to look at me? Or did you have something to say?

Emmet: I think he saw us.

Evil Ryan: Me too.

[They go to the cave entrance as Mighty Eagle comes back out]

Migbty Eagle: You have passed the first test. You have found me.

Ryan Tokisaki: By Primus. We found Sunset's new bodygaurd.

Mighty Eagle: Behold. Gaze upon.... [loudly] MIGHTY EAGLE!!

Matau T. Monkey: Looks like Megatron is gone..

Megatron: Still here.

Mighty Eagle: I see all and know all. What are your names?

Mattis T. Monkey: If you know all, how come you don't know who we are or that Megatron is not noticed?

Megatron: Hey!

Mighty Eagle: I know very well who you are. You are lost souls, who have come here seeking wisdom.

Madam Magianort: Wow.

Sci-Ryan: Can we have some please?

Ryan F-Freeman: Guys. Wisdom is not something that is given. It is something that is...[grabs a flower and gives it to Twilight]

Mighty Eagle: Attained.

Twilight Sparkle: Whoa.

Sci-Ryan: Like what Sci-Ryma would do.

Red (Angry Birds): I'm sorry. Sci-Ryma?

Evil Ryan: Yeah.

Sci-Ryan: Sci-Ryma is Irma's brother from Matau meets the Snow Queen.

[Ryan gets a vision of Irma and Sci-Ryma in Imana's cave]

Ryan F-Freeman: What?

Irma: Let all those who dislike me turn into ice.

Sci-Ryma: And may nightmares plague them.

[In reality]

Meg Griffin: Ryan? Ryan! [hits Ryan on the head]

Ryan F-Freeman: Ow. Meg.. I saw Sci-Ryma and Irma.

Thunder Streak: Ok...Time to leave, Megatron. Remind me to kill you.

Evil Ryan: Wait. Mighty Eagle will help you attain wisdom.

Mighty Eagle: Yes. That I will do.

Ryan F-Freeman: So the reason we've climbed the mountain is that we wanna know...

Sci-Ryan: Someone kill Megatron before...

Evil Ryan: Prepare!

Mighty Eagle: To have your minds blown. [whacks his head on the cave entrance] Oh. Son of a....

Red (Angry Birds): Heh.

Ryan Tokisaki: This guy is good.

Evil Ryan: Yup. For me, he is a legend. Ryan's Puffin. A smitten kitten for the girls.

Thomas: Ahem. [gestures to Sunset]

Evil Ryan: Oh. Confound it. Confound it all!

Bertram T. Monkey: Heh. Let's just follow Mighty Eagle.

[Inside the cave]

Mighty Eagle: Welcome to the Hall of Heroism.

Ranyx: Wow. It's really amazing to meet you. You know, Red actually has your poster up...

Mighty Eagle: You might want to shield your eyes from the sparkle of those trophies. How many? I have no idea. Countless, I'm sure. Thirteen.

Chuck (Angry Birds): Wow. This is way nicer than my Hall of Wimpiness.

Ryan F-Freeman: You got that right, Chuck.

Bomb (Angry Birds): Yeah.

[Cody nods then put his hand on Ryan then his eyes turn white. Flashback]

Eris (Barbie in a Mermaid Tale): Do you adore me?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah!

Eris (Barbie in a Mermaid Tale): I said "Do you adore me"?

Ryan F-Freeman: Yeah.

Eris (Barbie in a Mermaid Tale): Well. You really are hyper.

Ryan F-Freeman: I know.

[Cody's eyes turn to normal]

Cody Fairbrother: Whoa. I guess the reason Ryan adores Eris is because of her good looks.

Ryan Tokisaki: You think so? Is Eris a... a...

Sunset Shimmer: Mermaid? Yeah.

Ryan Tokisaki: Oh... I was worried if Megatron work for the pigs. If so, I think his armor will be mine soon.

[Mighty Eagle poses in front of a mirror]

Mighty Eagle: Bring it home, Mamascieta. Get out of town. [moves on]

Ranyx: Whoa.

Ryan Tokisaki: Let me put on something for me to dance.

Ryan F-Freeman: Okay.

[They all watch as Mighty Eagle dances under disco-light]

Ryan Tokisaki: What?

Ryan F-Freeman: By Primus.

Ranyx: Yes!

[Mighty Eagle backs off groovely]

Sci-Ryan: So he's kind of a wackadoodle. You know, that doesn't mean he's not wise.

Red (Angry Birds): You got that right.

Sci-Rianna: Not as crazy as Ryan Repulsa.

Thunder Streak: Ryan... Repulsa?

Sci-Ryan: He's a former Power Ranger and he is Rita Repulsa's brother.

[Ryan nods and Cody put his hand on Ryan's hand then his eyes turn white. Flashback to a scene called "Roodaka talks with Ryan and Vakama"]

Roodaka: There is a way. Six ways.

Vakama: [leans in] I'm listening.

Ryan F-Freeman: Whoa. Vakama? You ok?

Vakama: Yes.

Roodaka: Your friends are in danger. Toa Ryan F-Freeman. Do you seek redemption?

Ryan F-Freeman: [turns into a Toa Hordika] My queen. I do.

[Cody's eyes turn to normal]

Cody Fairbrother: Whoa. Ryan? You remember what your eyes change into?

Ryan F-Freeman: Green.

Red (Angry Birds): I'm sorry. What does it mean, Ryan?

Ryan F-Freeman: Well, I was turned into a Toa Hordika and my eyes turned green while in that form.

Bomb (Angry Birds): If we were in that adventure, what did you look like?

Ryan F-Freeman: I had brown armor.

Matau T. Monkey: So.. Roodaka makes you a... a...

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