This is how Thomas meets Fiona in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.

[Thomas picks himself up, dusts himself off and here's something moving. He turns and sees the beautiful Princess Fiona. He walks up to her and shakes her awake]

Thomas: Hey! Wake up!

Princess Fiona: What?

Thomas: Are you Princess Fiona, the one who Lord Farquaad requested me to find?

Princess Fiona: Yes. Waiting for a knight as thoughest to rescue me.

Thomas: That's very good. Now, let's go.

Princess Fiona: Wait! Should this be a wonderful romantic moment?

Thomas: Yeah. [grabs Fiona by the arm] Now come on.

Princess Fiona: Wait a minuet! Shouldn't you be taking me down to your steed?

Thomas: Yes. Yes I am.

[Thomas grabs Fiona by the arm and barges through the locked door]

Thomas: Well, that was easy.

Princess Fiona: But we have to savor this moment.

Thomas: Well, its too late for that now. Now come on. We need to get you out. And you need to be less stressy.

[As Fiona chats away, they run through turrets passed a lake of lava]

Thomas: Well, that's nice to know. Now come on.

Princess Fiona: Can I at least know the name of my champion?

Thomas: Yes. OpThomas Prime. AKA Thomas the Tank Engine.

[Thomas opens the door and hears Grimlock's voice]

Grimlock: [to Dragon] I know this is a bad time to be hanging with a babe like you but I really need to get going.

Thomas: He is still with the dragon.

Princess Fiona: Who are you talking about?

Thomas: One of my friends. Now, c'mon!

[Thomas then has a second thought]

Thomas: Wait here. I'll be right back.

Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you, Thomas?

Thomas: Uh, like any other knight.

[Thomas walks through the door and sees Grimlock in the Dragon's tail coils]

Thomas: [gasps]

Grimlock: So, you have a relationship with Donkey?

Dragon: [growls]

Grimlock: Yeah. I think that he's your husband, just like in the Shrek films.

Dragon: [nods her head growling]

[Dragon then lifts her head to light a schandelia on the ceiling]

Matau T. Monkey: Wow! You and Crash saw that, Jessica?

Jessica Fairbrother: Yes, Matau. We did.

Crash Bandicoot: Where's Thomas?

Thomas: Right here.

Jessica Fairbrother: Hi, Thomas.

Crash Bandicoot: Thank heavens you're alright.

[Matau had a vision]

Matau T. Monkey: Ugh! What now?

[in the vision he saw the Dazzlings joining Ryan]

Matau T. Monkey: How weird. The Dazzlings are joining my master.

[Then Kylo Ren removes his helmet to Matau and Jessica]

Matau T. Monkey: [gasps] So that's Kylo Ren's true form.

Crash Bandicoot: He's a human?

[Thomas slaps him and the vision ends]

Matau T. Monkey: Ow! What gives, Thomas?

Thomas: Will you stay focused, Matau? Grimlock needs our help.

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas. I'll tell you about the vision later.

Jessica Fairbrother: Why don't we do what Shrek does in his film?

Matau T. Monkey: Good idea, Jessica. And that chain is fine for me to swing on.

Thomas: Then, do it.

[Matau start swinging on a chain and makes a Tarzan cry]

Thomas: I'll hover above the dragon's head. [activates his wings and takes flight.]

Grimlock: Do you think you would give me a kiss before I go?

[Dragon nods her head growling]

Matau T. Monkey: [in mind] What would Shrek do in his film?[looks up] This will do.[starts tugging]

Thomas: [looks up and sees what Matau is doing] Matau, no!

Matau T. Monkey: Don't worry, Thomas. I know what I'm doing.

Thomas: Here. Let me help. [takes the lit schandelia and puts it around Dragon neck]

Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Thomas.[falls] Whoa![lands on Grimlock in front of his face]

Grimlock: [hits the floor] Oof! Ow! [looks up and sees Matau] Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Grimlock. It's for me to, you can say, drop by.

[Seeing that she's kissing a monkey, Dragon roars]

Thomas: Uh-oh! Guys, run!

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Dragon. It's just that I have a girlfriend named Carmelita Fox. So, I'm going. Goodbye.[activates his jetpack and flies off]

[Thomas flies out of the way of Dragon's on coming fire breath and grabs, Matau, Grimlock, Jessica and Crash in the process]

Crash Bandicoot: Thanks, Thomas. Fiona want a piece of that action.

[They find Fiona and Thomas grabs her]

Crash Bandicoot: Hello, Princess.

Princess Fiona: The Bandicoot is talking.

Thomas: Yes. It's the getting them to shut up that's the trick.

Matau T. Monkey: You do know I can talk too.

Grimlock: Guys, I think we should slide down this thing to get away from the dragon.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Grimlock. Do it!

[They slide down]

Crash Bandicoot: How did the dragon kiss you, Matau?

Matau T. Monkey: With her lips.

Crash Bandicoot: She kissed you in the butt. That's one of MetalBeard laws of the sea.

Thomas: [hits a crack in the slide in between his legs] OW!

Matau T. Monkey: You ok, Thomas?

Thomas: [weakly] Yes. But that bump was quite painful.

Matau T. Monkey: Let me help you with this. Heal!

[Thomas heals]

Thomas: Thanks, Matau. How did you learn to do that?

Matau T. Monkey: Magic from Twilight. Now keep running! The Dragon's coming!

Crash Bandicoot: Matau's right. Step on it!!

[Thomas continues running and the Dragon follows, pulling the chain in two directions]

Matau T. Monkey: I think we lost her.

Thomas: [stops at a sword and drops his friends] Alright, guys! Head for the exit! [watches them run off and then pulls the sword out of the ground] I'll take care of the dragon!

[Thomas jams the sword into the chain and runs to catch up to his friends]

Thomas: [in slow motion] RUN!!!!!!!

Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas!

[They run onto the bridge as the dragon spews fire]

Matau T. Monkey: Let's hope the bridge doesn't break.

[But it does]

Matau T. Monkey: I was wrong.

Thomas: Hold on!

[Grimlock falls but Crash catches him]

Grimlock: Thanks, Crash.

Thomas: Oh, no! Look!

Crash Bandicoot: [screams]

Grimlock: [screams]

Matau T. Monkey: I'll get her![pulls out a Waluigi Launcher]

Thomas: Matau, Shrek 1 plotline.

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. I'll put this away.[puts the Waluigi Launcher in his bag]

[Dragon's chain on her neck stops her]

Thomas: Phew! That was close!

Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Dragon. Your real boyfriend is Donkey. You'll find him.

Jessica Fairbrother: We can get Fiona to safety.

[She nods and waves goodbye. Fiona slides down the rock they came over earlier]

Princess Fiona: You did it! You've rescued me! You're amazing, you're wonderful, you're...

[The four friends bump into each other as they hit the bottom]

Matau T. Monkey: I'm ok.

Princess Fiona: A little bit unorthodox, I'll admit.

[Crash nods]

[Matau gives a thumbs up]

Princess Fiona: But, thy deed is great and thine heart is pure. Thou are truly brave heroes.

Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Fiona. I hope that I'll be a Toa of Metru Nui someday.

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