This is how Thomas meets Fiona in Thomas' Shrekly Adventure.
[Thomas picks himself up, dusts himself off and here's something moving. He turns and sees the beautiful Princess Fiona. He walks up to her and shakes her awake]
Thomas: Hey! Wake up!
Princess Fiona: What?
Thomas: Are you Princess Fiona, the one who Lord Farquaad requested me to find?
Princess Fiona: Yes. Waiting for a knight as thoughest to rescue me.
Thomas: That's very good. Now, let's go.
Princess Fiona: Wait! Should this be a wonderful romantic moment?
Thomas: Yeah. [grabs Fiona by the arm] Now come on.
Princess Fiona: Wait a minuet! Shouldn't you be taking me down to your steed?
Thomas: Yes. Yes I am.
[Thomas grabs Fiona by the arm and barges through the locked door]
Thomas: Well, that was easy.
Princess Fiona: But we have to savor this moment.
Thomas: Well, its too late for that now. Now come on. We need to get you out. And you need to be less stressy.
[As Fiona chats away, they run through turrets passed a lake of lava]
Thomas: Well, that's nice to know. Now come on.
Princess Fiona: Can I at least know the name of my champion?
Thomas: Yes. OpThomas Prime. AKA Thomas the Tank Engine.
[Thomas opens the door and hears Grimlock's voice]
Grimlock: [to Dragon] I know this is a bad time to be hanging with a babe like you but I really need to get going.
Thomas: He is still with the dragon.
Princess Fiona: Who are you talking about?
Thomas: One of my friends. Now, c'mon!
[Thomas then has a second thought]
Thomas: Wait here. I'll be right back.
Princess Fiona: What kind of knight are you, Thomas?
Thomas: Uh, like any other knight.
[Thomas walks through the door and sees Grimlock in the Dragon's tail coils]
Grimlock: So, you have a relationship with Donkey?
Grimlock: Yeah. I think that he's your husband, just like in the Shrek films.
Dragon: [nods her head growling]
[Dragon then lifts her head to light a schandelia on the ceiling]
Matau T. Monkey: Wow! You and Crash saw that, Jessica?
Jessica Fairbrother: Yes, Matau. We did.
Crash Bandicoot: Where's Thomas?
Thomas: Right here.
Jessica Fairbrother: Hi, Thomas.
Crash Bandicoot: Thank heavens you're alright.
[Matau had a vision]
Matau T. Monkey: Ugh! What now?
[in the vision he saw the Dazzlings joining Ryan]
Matau T. Monkey: How weird. The Dazzlings are joining my master.
[Then Kylo Ren removes his helmet to Matau and Jessica]
Matau T. Monkey: [gasps] So that's Kylo Ren's true form.
Crash Bandicoot: He's a human?
[Thomas slaps him and the vision ends]
Matau T. Monkey: Ow! What gives, Thomas?
Thomas: Will you stay focused, Matau? Grimlock needs our help.
Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas. I'll tell you about the vision later.
Jessica Fairbrother: Why don't we do what Shrek does in his film?
Matau T. Monkey: Good idea, Jessica. And that chain is fine for me to swing on.
Thomas: Then, do it.
[Matau start swinging on a chain and makes a Tarzan cry]
Thomas: I'll hover above the dragon's head. [activates his wings and takes flight.]
Grimlock: Do you think you would give me a kiss before I go?
[Dragon nods her head growling]
Matau T. Monkey: [in mind] What would Shrek do in his film?[looks up] This will do.[starts tugging]
Thomas: [looks up and sees what Matau is doing] Matau, no!
Matau T. Monkey: Don't worry, Thomas. I know what I'm doing.
Thomas: Here. Let me help. [takes the lit schandelia and puts it around Dragon neck]
Matau T. Monkey: Thanks, Thomas.[falls] Whoa![lands on Grimlock in front of his face]
Grimlock: [hits the floor] Oof! Ow! [looks up and sees Matau] Matau?
Matau T. Monkey: Hi, Grimlock. It's for me to, you can say, drop by.
[Seeing that she's kissing a monkey, Dragon roars]
Thomas: Uh-oh! Guys, run!
Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Dragon. It's just that I have a girlfriend named Carmelita Fox. So, I'm going. Goodbye.[activates his jetpack and flies off]
[Thomas flies out of the way of Dragon's on coming fire breath and grabs, Matau, Grimlock, Jessica and Crash in the process]
Crash Bandicoot: Thanks, Thomas. Fiona want a piece of that action.
[They find Fiona and Thomas grabs her]
Crash Bandicoot: Hello, Princess.
Princess Fiona: The Bandicoot is talking.
Thomas: Yes. It's the getting them to shut up that's the trick.
Matau T. Monkey: You do know I can talk too.
Grimlock: Guys, I think we should slide down this thing to get away from the dragon.
Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Grimlock. Do it!
[They slide down]
Crash Bandicoot: How did the dragon kiss you, Matau?
Matau T. Monkey: With her lips.
Crash Bandicoot: She kissed you in the butt. That's one of MetalBeard laws of the sea.
Thomas: [hits a crack in the slide in between his legs] OW!
Matau T. Monkey: You ok, Thomas?
Thomas: [weakly] Yes. But that bump was quite painful.
Matau T. Monkey: Let me help you with this. Heal!
Thomas: Thanks, Matau. How did you learn to do that?
Matau T. Monkey: Magic from Twilight. Now keep running! The Dragon's coming!
Crash Bandicoot: Matau's right. Step on it!!
[Thomas continues running and the Dragon follows, pulling the chain in two directions]
Matau T. Monkey: I think we lost her.
Thomas: [stops at a sword and drops his friends] Alright, guys! Head for the exit! [watches them run off and then pulls the sword out of the ground] I'll take care of the dragon!
[Thomas jams the sword into the chain and runs to catch up to his friends]
Thomas: [in slow motion] RUN!!!!!!!
Matau T. Monkey: Ok, Thomas!
[They run onto the bridge as the dragon spews fire]
Matau T. Monkey: Let's hope the bridge doesn't break.
[But it does]
Matau T. Monkey: I was wrong.
Thomas: Hold on!
[Grimlock falls but Crash catches him]
Grimlock: Thanks, Crash.
Thomas: Oh, no! Look!
Crash Bandicoot: [screams]
Matau T. Monkey: I'll get her![pulls out a Waluigi Launcher]
Thomas: Matau, Shrek 1 plotline.
Matau T. Monkey: Sorry. I'll put this away.[puts the Waluigi Launcher in his bag]
[Dragon's chain on her neck stops her]
Thomas: Phew! That was close!
Matau T. Monkey: Sorry, Dragon. Your real boyfriend is Donkey. You'll find him.
Jessica Fairbrother: We can get Fiona to safety.
[She nods and waves goodbye. Fiona slides down the rock they came over earlier]
Princess Fiona: You did it! You've rescued me! You're amazing, you're wonderful, you're...
[The four friends bump into each other as they hit the bottom]
Matau T. Monkey: I'm ok.
Princess Fiona: A little bit unorthodox, I'll admit.
[Matau gives a thumbs up]
Princess Fiona: But, thy deed is great and thine heart is pure. Thou are truly brave heroes.
Crash Bandicoot: Yes, Fiona. I hope that I'll be a Toa of Metru Nui someday.