Topsy Turvy is a song in The Hunchback Of Notre Dame.


Come one, come all

Leave your looms and milking stools,  coop the hens and pen the mules

Come one, come all

Close the churches and the schools  it's the day for breaking rules

Come and join the Feast of.....Fools!

Once a year we throw a party, here in town

Once a year we turn all Paris upside down

Every man's a king and every king's a clown  once again it's Topsy Turvy Day

It's the day the devil in us gets released

It's the day we mock the pig and shock the priest

Everything is topsy turvy at the Feast of Fools

Topsy Turvy

Everything is upsy-daisy

Topsy Turvy

Everyone is acting crazy

Dross is gold and weeds are a bouquet  that's the way on Topsy Turvy Day

Topsy Turvy

Beat the drums and blow the trumpets

Topsy Turvy

Join the bums and thieves and strumpets  streaming in from Chartres to Calais

Scurvy knaves are extra scurvy  on the 6th of January  all because it's Topsy Turvy Day

Come one, come all

Hurry, hurry here's your chance,  see the mystery and romance  Come one, come all

See the finest girl in France  make an entrance to entrance

Dance la Esmeralda.......  Dance!!

Here it is, the moment you've been waiting for

Here it is, you know exactly what's in store

Now the time we laugh until our sides get sore

Now's the time we crown the King of Fools!!

So make a face that's horrible and frightening

Make a face as gruesome as a gargoyle's wings

For the face that's ugliest will be the King of Fools  Why?

Topsy Turvy

Ugly folk, forget your shyness

Topsy Turvy

You could soon be called "Your Highness"

Put the foulest features on display

Be the king of Topsy Turvy Day


Once a year we throw a party, here in town

Once a year we turn all Paris upside down  Once a year the ugliest will wear a crown

Once a year on Topsy Turvy Day

Hail to the king

Oh, what a king

Girls, give a kiss

We've never had a king like this

And it's the day we do the things that we deplore  on the other three hundred and sixty-four

Once a year we love to drop in, where the beer is never stoppin'

For the chance to pop some popinjay

And pick a king who'll put the top in Topsy Turvy Day  Topsy Turvy

Mad and crazy, upsy-daisy, Topsy Turvy Day!

Mako's version


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