This is how our Yokai Heroes though that is Tough to be a Yokai in USApyon and Jibanyan in The Road to the Ancient Yokai.
[Our Heroes look so amazed to see this Estate]
USApyon: Hey, hey!
Nekoniko: They actually think we're warriors.
Inumaro: The city of this suckers.
USApyon: We just have to keep this up longer... To load up all the gold and get the heck out of here!
Komasan: Brother, we're as kings!
Komajiro: Komajiro and friends!
Komasan: Komasan and Friends!
All: Mighty and powerful warriors!
[They got frighten]
Whisper: Depart, Yokai. Before we... strike you with lighting!
Jibanyan: Beware the wrath of the Yokai Warrior's. Begone!
Blizzaria: Save it for the high priest, Kid. You gonna need it.
[He still keeping his fighting pose]
Inumaro: Jibanyan! Jibanyan! We been caught.
Blizzaria: Oh, don't worry about that boys. "My only wish is to serve the Warrior's". Remember?
Blizzaria: Well, if you guys wants the gold. And you don't want to get caught, right? You're going to need my help.
Jibanyan: What makes you to think we need you're help?
Blizzaria: Are you serious?
[They had no choice]
Nekoniko: Okay! So, who are you?
Inumaro: And what's you're angle?
Blizzaria: (Laugh) No angle. I want in.
USApyon: In, dani?
Blizzaria: In this game.
Whisper: (Laugh nervously) There's no scam... I mean.. why?
Blizzaria: So I can get out.
Jibanyan: I thought she said she wants in?
Komajiro: She wants in, so she can get out.
Jibanyan: Oh! I got it! Why, nyan?
Blizzaria: Think you're the only ones with better things? Of Adventures? You got you're reason, and I've got mine. Let's not make it personal, okay? It's just business.
Blizzaria: So whatever city you want to go back. I'm going with you.
All: (Laugh) No!
USApyon: Don't think so, dani.
Blizzaria: Alright. Fine. After all, I'm sure you know... The proper ritual for blessing a tribute, the holiest day in the calendar- Oh! And, of course. You know all about Xibaba. Okay? Good luck, see you at the execution.
USApyon: Wait! Hold it!
Inumaro: Not yet! Let's just see how it works out?
Blizzaria: Oh, really? I suppose you don't need this.
[She has the Loaded Dice and give it to Fuyunyan]
Fuyunyan: How did you get that?
Whisper: Where did she keep those?
Blizzaria: Call me Blizzaria. You're new friend?
USApyon: I'm! That's friend in training.
Blizzaria: Now, put this on. Everyone is waiting.
[They are going to get dress and Blizzaria is looking at them]
USApyon: Do you mind, dani?
Blizzaria: No? Oh! Right, sorry! Excuse me.
Jibanyan: Wow! Maybe we should call this place, Ancient Blizzaria.
USApyon: She's a- Whoa! Blizzaria? She's trouble, dani. You don't remember?
Inumaro: The little voice? Remember the little voice? I mena- just for the second that you have one. And what are we saying about Blizzaria?
[Jibanyan look blush]
Inumaro: No! Not that! We are Friends.
Jibanyan: Best friends.
USApyon: We got a plan, remember?
Jibanyan: Get the gold and head back to the city.
USApyon: Yes! And we are pretending to be Warrior's. Now, put in Blizzaria in the mix. What's the voice saying? Listen carefully.
Fuyunyan: Blizzaria, is off limits?
USApyon: Yes! That's right, dani! Blizzaria is off limits. Shake on it.
[They do the handshake]
USApyon: Off limits?
Jibanyan: Beside we were supposed to be Warrior's. We must giving in temptation.
USApyon: Warriors? That's gotta be hard.
Whisper: USApyon, relax. All you have to do is smile, act Bravely and follow our leads.
[They went inside and everybody saw them]
[The song it's Tough to be a God has played]
I hardly think I'm qualified To come across all sanctified I just don't cut it with the cherubim
Inumaro what are you talking about?!
There again they're on their knees Being worshiped is a breeze Which rather suits us in the interim
Interim, interim, its me and him. Oh My God!
It's tough to be a God Tread where mortals have not trod Be deified when really you're a sham Be an object of devotion Be the subject of psalms It's a rather touching notion All those prayers and those salaams And who am I to bridle if I'm forced to be an idol If they say I'm a god, that's what I am
What's more if we don't comply With the locals' wishes I can see us being sacrificed or stuffed
You have got a point there, that's very good thinking
So let's be Gods, the perks are great (Yeah) Ancient City on a plate (Thank you) Local feelings should not be rebuffed
Never rebuff, never rebuff the local feeling No my friend!
It's tough to be a God But if you get the people's nod Count your blessings, keep 'em sweet That's our advice
Some great advice
Be a symbol of perfection Be a legend, be a cult Take that praise,take the collection As the multitudes exult
Don a supernatural habit We'd be crazy not to grab it
You got it!
So sign on two new gods for paradise Paradise!