Warden: Come, come! Step over the threshold. Welcome to Cairo Prison, my humble home.
Woody: You told us that you got it on a dig down in Thebes.
Jonathan: Well, I was mistaken.
Evelyn: You lied.
Jonathan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?
Evelyn: I am your sister.
Crunch: Yeah, Johnny. And we are your friends too.
Jonathan: That just makes makes you more gullible.
Evelyn: Jonathan, you stole it from a drunk at the local casbah.
Jonathan: Picked his pocket, actually. So I don't think it's a good--
Evelyn: Stop being so ridiculous. Now what exactly is this man in prison for?
Warden: This I do not know. But when I heard that you were coming, I asked him that myself.
Evelyn: And what did he say?
Warden: He said he was just looking for a good time.
(Guards open the door and brings Rick out' shouting)
Clank: This is the man that you stole it from?
Jonathan: Yes, exactly. So why don't we just go sniff out a spot of tiffin--
Rick: Who are you? And who's the broad?
Jonathan: Well, I-I'm just a local sort of missionary chap, spreading the good word. But this is my sister, Evy.
Evelyn: How do you do?
Sora: I'm Sora.
Donald: Donald Duck.
Goofy: Name's Goofy.
Timon: I'm Timon.
Sly Cooper: My name's Sly. Sly Cooper.
Murray: I'm The Murray!
Daxter: I'm Daxter. He's Jak. He's with me.
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyer, I come in peace.
Sora: He's Ratchet, Clank, Bentley,Norb, Dag, Courage, Woody, Hamm, Rex, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, Slinky Dog, L.G.Ms, Jessie, Bullseye, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Aku-Aku, Tom, Jerry, Rocko, Heff, Filburt, Samurai Jack, Scotsman and Bartok.
Rick: Oh, well. Guess she's not a total loss.
Evelyn: I beg your pardon.
(Warden shout in Arabic)
Warden: I'll be back in a moment.
Jonathan: Ask him about the box.
Evelyn: Um, we have found--Uh, hello. Excuse me. We all found your puzzle box and we've come to ask you about it.
Rick: No. You came to ask me about Hamunaptra.
Jonathan: Shh. Shh.
Evelyn: H-How do you know the box pertains to Hamunaptra?
Rick: Because that's where I was when I found it. I was there.
Jonathan: But how do you know that's not a load of pig's wallow?
Rick: Do I know you?
Jonathan: No, no. I've just got one of those faces.
(Rick punches him and one of the guards beats him once)
Evelyn: You were actually at Hamunaptra?
Rick: Yeah, I was there.
Evelyn: You swear?
Rick: Every damn day.
Evelyn: I didn't mean that--
Rick: I know. I was there. Seti's place. City of the Dead.
Evelyn: (stammering) Could you tell me how to get there?
(Warden shouts in Arabic)
Evelyn (looks back, then turns around) I mean, the exact location.
Rick: You want to know?
Evelyn: W-Well, yes.
Rick: Do you really want to know?
(Rick bids here to come here and kiss her)
Rick: Then get me the hell out of here!
(Guards shout and Rick fight them, but they seize him)
Rick: Do it, lady!
(Guards shout in Arabic and takes him away)
Evelyn: Where are they taking him?
Warden: To be hanged. Apparently he had a very good time.
(In a hanging area)
Slinky: It doesn't look good.
Rex: I can't look, can someone cover my eyes?
Mrs. Potato head: We gotta do something to save him.
(Tom and Jerry nodded)
Evelyn: I will you 100 pounds to save this man's life.
Warden: Madame, I would pay 100 pounds just to see him hang.
Evelyn: Two hundred pounds!
Evelyn: Three hundred pounds!
(Man ties the rope around Rick's neck)
Man: Any last requests, pig?
Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.
(Man speaks Arabic)
Warden: Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!
(Man slaps his head)
Evelyn: Five hundred pounds!
Warden: (shouts in Arabic) (turns to Evelyn) And what else? (touches her leg) I'm a very lonely man.
(Evelyn slaps his hand)
Warden: Yalla tlak!
(Sora and friends gasp)
(Man hangs Rick, but his neck is strong)
Warden: Ha ha! His neck did not break!
Warden: Oh, I'm so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death.
(Prisoners chant in Arabic)
Evelyn: He knows the location to Hamunaptra.
Warden: You lie.
Evelyn: I would never!
Warden: Are you telling me this filthy, godless son of a pig knows where to find the City of the Dead?
Evelyn: Yes! And if you cut him down, we will give you--
Woddy: Evelyn, do something!
Heffer: And fast!
Evelyn: Ten percent.
Warden: Fifty percent.
Evelyn: Ah! Deal.
Warden: Ahh! Cut him down!
(Man 2 cuts Rick down)
(Spectators cheer and shout)
(Evelyn stands up to look at Rick)
Ratchet: phew, that was close.