Warden: Come, come! Step over the threshold. Welcome to Cairo Prison, my humble home.

Woody: You told us that you got it on a dig down in Thebes.

Jonathan: Well, I was mistaken.

Evelyn: You lied.

Jonathan: I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?

Evelyn: I am your sister.

Crunch: Yeah, Johnny. And we are your friends too.

Bentley: Exactly.

Jonathan: That just makes makes you more gullible.

Evelyn: Jonathan, you stole it from a drunk at the local casbah.

Jonathan: Picked his pocket, actually. So I don't think it's a good--

Evelyn: Stop being so ridiculous. Now what exactly is this man in prison for?

Warden: This I do not know. But when I heard that you were coming, I asked him that myself.

Evelyn: And what did he say?

Warden: He said he was just looking for a good time.

(Guards open the door and brings Rick out' shouting)

Clank: This is the man that you stole it from?

Jonathan: Yes, exactly. So why don't we just go sniff out a spot of tiffin--

Rick: Who are you? And who's the broad?

All: "Broad"?

Jonathan: Well, I-I'm just a local sort of missionary chap, spreading the good word. But this is my sister, Evy.

Evelyn: How do you do?

Sora: I'm Sora.

Donald: Donald Duck.

Goofy: Name's Goofy.

Timon: I'm Timon.

Pumbaa: Pumbaa.

Sly Cooper: My name's Sly. Sly Cooper.

Murray: I'm The Murray!

Daxter: I'm Daxter. He's Jak. He's with me.

Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyer, I come in peace.

Sora: He's Ratchet, Clank, Bentley,Norb, Dag, Courage, Woody, Hamm, Rex, Mr. and Mrs. Potato Head, Slinky Dog, L.G.Ms, Jessie, Bullseye, Crash, Coco, Crunch, Aku-Aku, Tom, Jerry, Rocko, Heff, Filburt, Samurai Jack, Scotsman and Bartok.

Rick: Oh, well. Guess she's not a total loss.

Evelyn: I beg your pardon.

(Warden shout in Arabic)

Warden: I'll be back in a moment.

Jonathan: Ask him about the box.

Evelyn: Um, we have found--Uh, hello. Excuse me. We all found your puzzle box and we've come to ask you about it.

Rick: No.

Evelyn: No.

Rick: No. You came to ask me about Hamunaptra.

Jonathan: Shh. Shh.

Evelyn: H-How do you know the box pertains to Hamunaptra?

Rick: Because that's where I was when I found it. I was there.

Jonathan: But how do you know that's not a load of pig's wallow?

Rick: Do I know you?

Jonathan: No, no. I've just got one of those faces.

(Rick punches him and one of the guards beats him once)

Evelyn: You were actually at Hamunaptra?

Rick: Yeah, I was there.

Evelyn: You swear?

Rick: Every damn day.

Evelyn: I didn't mean that--

Rick: I know. I was there. Seti's place. City of the Dead.

Evelyn: (stammering) Could you tell me how to get there?

(Warden shouts in Arabic)

Evelyn (looks back, then turns around) I mean, the exact location.

Rick: You want to know?

Evelyn: W-Well, yes.

Rick: Do you really want to know?

Evelyn: Yes.

(Rick bids here to come here and kiss her)

Rick: Then get me the hell out of here!

(Guards shout and Rick fight them, but they seize him)

Rick: Do it, lady!

(Guards shout in Arabic and takes him away)

Evelyn: Where are they taking him?

Warden: To be hanged. Apparently he had a very good time.

(In a hanging area)

(Spectators shout)

Slinky: It doesn't look good.

Rex: I can't look, can someone cover my eyes?

Mrs. Potato head: We gotta do something to save him.

(Tom and Jerry nodded)

Evelyn: I will you 100 pounds to save this man's life.

Warden: Madame, I would pay 100 pounds just to see him hang.

Evelyn: Two hundred pounds!

Warden: Proceed!

Evelyn: Three hundred pounds!

(Man ties the rope around Rick's neck)

Man: Any last requests, pig?

Rick: Yeah. Loosen the knot and let me go.

(Man speaks Arabic)

Warden: Yahemar! Of course we don't let him go!

(Man slaps his head)

Evelyn: Five hundred pounds!

Warden: (shouts in Arabic) (turns to Evelyn) And what else? (touches her leg) I'm a very lonely man.

(Evelyn slaps his hand)

(Prisoners laugh)

Warden: Yalla tlak!

Evelyn: No!

(Sora and friends gasp)

(Man hangs Rick, but his neck is strong)

Warden: Ha ha! His neck did not break!

(Prisoners shout)

Warden: Oh, I'm so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death.

(Prisoners chant in Arabic)

Evelyn: He knows the location to Hamunaptra.

Warden: You lie.

Evelyn: I would never!

Warden: Are you telling me this filthy, godless son of a pig knows where to find the City of the Dead?

Evelyn: Yes!

Warden: Truly?

Evelyn: Yes! And if you cut him down, we will give you--

(Shouting continues)

Woddy: Evelyn, do something!

Heffer: And fast!

Evelyn: Ten percent.

Warden: Fifty percent.

Evelyn: Twenty.

Warden: Forty.

Evelyn: Thirty!

Warden: Twenty-five!

Evelyn: Ah! Deal.

Warden: Ahh! Cut him down!

(Man 2 cuts Rick down)

(Spectators cheer and shout)

(Evelyn stands up to look at Rick)

Ratchet: phew, that was close.

Rocko: Definitely.


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