Here's a transcript of Tino's Adventures of Phineas and Ferb: The Best LIVE Tour Ever!
(Curtain opens, then scene opens up with Phineas and Ferb sitting under the tree in their backyard.)
Phineas: You know, Guys, I cannot believe it's the last day of summer vacation.
Tino: I know.
Sunset Shimmer: Besides, it's been fun guys.
Ash: Where did those 104 days go?
(Ferb clicks pen open)
Phineas: Oh, right. The rollercoaster, Mount Rushmore, blah, blah, blah. Okay, we've done a lot of stuff, but it's too bad that the sun can't shine in the sky forever. We've gotta think of way to make this the best day ever. Don't you think? (Pauses, looks at Ferb, who is staring at the audience) Ferb? Ferb?
Shaggy: Yohoo can you hear me?
Otis: What are you looking at?
Ferb: Have you ever noticed that audience there before?
Phineas: No. (Phineas and Ferb run towards to the audience) There it is! An audience in a stage! Ferb, how do we get down there? (Phineas and Ferb jump, smack against the screen, then realizes that there is a barrier) Hm. Seems to be some kind of barrier. Okay, let's try this. We're gonna need two hydraulic lifters, a small quantum fuel generator... (Ferb points to Phineas, then Phineas turns with Ferb, revealing a slide right next to them while part of the slide slides onto the stage) ...Or that giant slide might work. I wonder why we never saw that before. (Ferb shrugs) Come on! (Phineas and Ferb run to the slide, climb up the ladder, then slide down the slide, revealing the reality versions of Phineas and Ferb on the stage) Wow. Seems like the entire Tri-State Area is here. Wait a minute. Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! We're gonna put on the coolest live show ever for this audience.
(Song: We're Gonna Put On A Show!)
Are you guys ready to rock? (The audience applauds in agreement) Make some noise! (The audience applauds louder)
♪ Ferb, I think I know what we are gonna do, ♪ ♪ We got this stage, we got these lights, we got this audience too ♪ ♪ With a little inspiration, we be ready to go ♪ ♪ Well, inspiration and these dancers ♪ Dancers: ♪ (Yeah! We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands backstage moving all the scenery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪
Ferb: ♪ Put on a show ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's the last day of summer, ♪ ♪ Don't know where the time flew, ♪ ♪ But if you share it with us, ♪ ♪ We're gonna share it with you ♪ ♪ If you've nowhere to go ♪ ♪ For like an hour or so, ♪ ♪ Sit back and relax ♪ Dancers: ♪ We're gonna put on a show! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands, backstage, lowering this big marquee ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪
(The title sequence drops down) Phineas: Now, that's a sign. Not bad, huh? (The title sequence rises up, then stops at the top)
Diva #1: ♪ We dance and hop! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ And we're never gonna stop! ♪ Diva #1: ♪ We jump on the beat! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ We make this show sweet! ♪ Diva #1: ♪ Diva 1! ♪ Diva #2: ♪ Diva 2! ♪ Both Divas: ♪ We're here for all of you. Got your fingers in the air and we'll be right there. ♪ Phineas: ♪ We're gonna put on a show! (X2) ♪
Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Spotlight, footlights, music, choreography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ It's all live, there's no cinematography ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Costumes, sets, theatrical machinery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas: ♪ Stagehands backstage moving all the scenery ♪ Dancers: ♪ (We're gonna put on a show!) ♪ Phineas & Dancers: ♪ We're...gonna...put...on...a show! ♪ (Song ends, then holds for applause) Phineas: That was a-mazing. And those random dancers really enhanced our production value.
(The random dancers leave and return backstage)
Phineas: But you know, if we're going to put on the coolest live show ever, we might need some more help. (Isabella, Gretchen, Milly, and Katie wander onto the screen behind them) Isabella: Hi Ferb. (Dreamy look and voice) Hi Phineas! What'cha doin'? Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella, puttin' on a show. Wanna help? Isabella: You betcha', come on girls! (Isabella, Katie, Milly and Gretchen crash into the screen like Phineas and Ferb did earlier) Phineas: Whoa, whoa! Hold up! That won't work! Try the slide! Isabella: Oh, that's much more convenient. Katie: Coming! Gretchen: Yellow slide! Milly: How did this big slide get here?
(Isabella and the troika of Fireside Girls go up the ladder and down the slide revealing their reality versions) Isabella: Wow, you have a real audience and everything! What do you want us to do? Phineas: Umm, I know! You can be our band! (Instruments conveniently come out of nowhere) Milly: Look everybody! Instruments! Phineas: How serendipitous. (Isabella plays a rocking tune on the electric guitar) Phineas: Okay! Let's rock!
(Milly taps the drum sticks three times. Everyone starts playing the music of Follow the Sun) Phineas: Nice!
(Everyone keeps playing and eventually, Baljeet and Buford wander onto the screen) Baljeet: Phineas? Ferb? Hello? I hear music. Phineas: We're doing a live show! Buford: Oh! I love musicals! Baljeet: YOU like musicals? Buford: You don't know everything about me! Baljeet: Alright! Here we go! (Baljeet is about to bump into the screen but is stopped and grabbed by Buford) Buford: No! Don't run through the screen! You'll embarrass us both! There's a slide right over there! Baljeet: Oh yes. It seems obvious in retrospect. (Buford drops Baljeet and they climb up the slide ladder, but Baljeet stops) Baljeet: This slide is a very steep incline. I do not know. Buford: Various choices. (Buford kicks Baljeet down the slide causing Bajeet to scream whilst going down, revealing him in reality. As Buford goes down, he gets stuck halfway down the slide, causing the background to warp. Phineas and Ferb help Buford get unstuck, revealing him in reality too.) Buford: Hey, who built this thing? (Isabella and the Fireside Girls finish playing and the audience cheers.)
Buford: Alright, let's do this thing! What is this? Step ball change? (Dances a little) Or jazz hands in a grapevine?(Dances again) Phineas: Actually...we were thinking something like this. Hit it, girls! (Isabella and the Fireside Girls start playing their instruments again)
(Song: Phineas and Ferb Theme) Phineas: ♪ There's 104 of summer vacation 'till school comes a long just to end it ♪ ♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪ ♪ Is finding a good way to spend it... ♪ ♪ Like maybe... ♪
♪ Building a rocket or fighting a mummy or climbing up the Eiffel Tower! ♪ ♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist♪ All: ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Or giving a monkey a shower! ♪
Others:♪ Surfing tidal waves! ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots♪ ♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain! ♪ (A green brain is tossed to Phineas and he catches it) Phineas: It's over here! All: ♪ Finding a Dodo bird♪ ♪ Painting a continent♪ ♪ Or driving your sister insane! ♪ (Phineas tosses the brain away)
Phineas: ♪ As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts next fall! ♪ All: ♪ So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna, do it, all! (X2) ♪ Phineas: Yeah!
(Song ends, then holds for applause) (Candace suddenly walks on the screen talking on her cellphone) Candace: I don't know, Stacy. I think records were giant glass CDs you scratch with a needle. So, I need them together for Jeremy's coming over. (Candace turns to the screen and sees Phineas, Ferb, and the others on the stage) Oh, hey, guys. so, I kindly just-- (Candace looks in horror to see Phineas, Ferb, and the others on stage) Call you back, Stacy! (Candace runs to the screen, then slams into it) Phineas? Ferb? How did you get down there and where is there? Phineas: To answer your first question we use that slide over there. As for the second, we're not sure, but it's cool. Candace: How long has this been there? Wait right there, I'm coming down.
(Candace slides down the slide, revealing herself in reality)
Alright, what are you two up to?
Phineas: Well... we're gonna put on a show to all these live people in the audience.
Candace: Audience? What audience? (sees the audience, who get illuminated by headlights) Oh, that audience. Does that mean I'm the star? (Dances around, but the music suddenly winds down)
Phineas: Actually, it's more of an ensemble piece. We're all working together.
Baljeet: Oh! Like a successful lady's boy band. (does a few moves)
Buford: Except with all the hand show. (rimshot)
Candace: Yeah...I'm not sure that's gonna work for me. (to the audience) I don't know how many of you are with my situation, but everything always works out for Phineas and Ferb. They basically get to do whatever they want.They built a white-water rafting ride in the backyard, and never got caught. They staged a chariot race in the middle of town, and never got caught! They even built a giant roller derby race in the backyard, and NEVER, GOT, CAUGHT! (As she says this, Phineas, Ferb and the gang put the instruments away and bring out several balloons) Well this time, Mom is gonna find out. This time, they're gonna get busted!
(The music starts. The two divas come out and give Candace a cop hat and billy club)
Come on, girls! Let's do this.
(Song: Busted) ♪ I can see the things you're doing ♪ ♪ And you think that I'm naïve ♪ ♪ But when I get the goods on you ♪ ♪ She'll finally believe ♪
♪ Well, she says it's all just drama ♪ ♪ But every bubble's got to pop ♪ ♪ She's gonna see just what you're doing ♪ ♪ And then you're finally gonna have to stop ♪
♪ Don't think you're gonna win this time ♪ ♪ Cause you better believe I'm gonna drop a dime on you ♪ ♪ I'll get you, I'll get you ♪ ♪ And when I do, you're gonna be busted! (Busted!) ♪
♪ I don’t wanna put the hurt on you ♪ ♪ But you better believe you when I tell you ♪ ♪ That I finally got the dirt on you ♪ ♪ You're busted! (Busted!) ♪
♪ Yes, she's finally gonna see the light ♪ ♪ This is how it's gonna be ♪ ♪ When she finds out that I was always right ♪ ♪ You're busted! ♪
♪ There's a new cop on the beat ♪ ♪ And I'm bringing down the heat ♪ ♪ My eyes are wise to all your lies ♪ ♪ Cause you're not that discreet ♪
♪ And I don't care what you heard ♪ ♪ Cause there's one 6-letter word ♪ ♪ It’s gonna set me free (Gonna set me free) ♪ ♪ Starts with a B (Starts with a B) ♪ ♪ Goes B-U-S-T-E-D ♪
♪ You are busted! (Busted!) ♪ ♪ I don't wanna put the hurt on you ♪ ♪ But you better believe you when I tell you ♪ ♪ That I finally got the dirt on you ♪ ♪ You're busted! (Busted!) ♪
♪ Yes, she's finally gonna see the light ♪ ♪ This is how it's gonna be ♪ ♪ When she finds out that I was always right ♪ ♪ You're busted! ♪
(Song ends, then holds for applause) Mom?! Phineas and Ferb are putting on a live stage show! (Jeremy strides onto the screen, stopping to talk to Candace. Romantic music starts playing) Jeremy: Candace? Candace: Hey Jeremy, where you going? Jeremy: Wow, I don't know what you guys are doing out there, but whatever it is, I'm in! (Jeremy climbs up the slide ladder, going down revealing a reality version)
Phineas: Hi Jeremy! We're puttin' on a show! Wanna join' us? Jeremy: Sure, sounds like fun! Don't you think? (Candace bumps Phineas out of the way to talk to Jeremy) Candace: Well of course I do! Hey, we're all in this together. You know me.... team player. Linda: (In background) Candace? (everyone jumps) What did you say the boys are doing? Candace: Uh, nothing! Everything's good here! Just spending some quality time with my brothers. Linda: (In background) Aww, that's so sweet. ♪ Busted! ♪ Candace: Alright, Phineas, now that we're all here, "Working as a team"... Phineas: Wait! We're not all here! Where's Perry?
(Stage goes dark and Perry walks onto screen, puts on his fedora and chatters. He knocks on the tree and goes inside it)
(Song: Perry the Platypus) Backing scat: ♪ Dooby, dooby doo-bah (X4) ♪
(People from backstage come out with lights and Perry comes out from the right side of the stage going around the audience, saluting as the song plays with the people shining lights on him)
Female Singers: ♪ Perry! ♪
Male Singer: ♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! ♪ Backing scat: ♪ Dooby, dooby doo-bah) (X2) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ay-ay! ♪
♪ He's got more than just mad skill, ♪ Female Singer: ♪ (Wah-ah-ah) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ He's got a beaver tail and a bill ♪ Female Singer: ♪ (Ah-ah) ♪ Male Singer: ♪ And the women swoon, whenever they hear him say... ♪ (Perry chatters and women faint)
Male Singer: ♪ He's Perry! ♪ Major Monogram: You can call him Agent P. Male Singer: ♪ Perry the Platypus! ♪ Major Monogram: I said you could call him Agent P! Male Singer: ♪ Perry! Perry the Platypus! ♪
♪ Agent P! ♪ (Perry does a back-flip and holds out his fists as the song ends and holds for applause)
(Song: Everything's Better with Perry) (Phineas and Ferb come out from backstage and Perry and the people with lights go away)
Phineas: You know, Ferb, Perry really is something special. Ferb: He's the finest semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal on the Earth.
Phineas: ♪ We consider everyday a plus ♪ ♪ To spend it with a platypus ♪ ♪ We're always so ecstatic ♪ ♪ 'Cause he's semi-aquatic ♪ Ferb: ♪ Our Ornithorhynchus anatinus ♪ ♪ Brings smiles to the both of us ♪ ♪ Life's never fuddie duddy ♪ ♪ With our web-footed buddy ♪
(Phineas and Ferb go back to back and go backstage when Perry is running through a alley, jumps over a trash can, punches some trash can lids out of the way and beats up 2 ninjas, and salutes to the audience) Women: ♪ Perry! ♪ (Perry runs backstage as Phineas and Ferb return with Baljeet, Buford and Jeremy and holding microphones)
All: ♪ When we're brushing our teeth ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Tying our shoes ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Combing our hair ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ Phineas: ♪ Like we're a cheese sandwich and he's the cheddar ♪ All: ♪ Blinking our eyes ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All:♪ Breathing in and out ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy: ♪ It's better ♪ All: ♪ Sitting in a chair ♪ Baljeet/Buford/Jeremy:♪ It's better ♪ Ferb: ♪ And taking a bath, just a little bit wetter ♪
(All of them run backstage as Perry comes back out, in front of a building, kicks the ninjas out of the way, climbs up the ladder of a small structure making it look like he's climbing the building. Once he gets to the top, he grabs onto a hanging rope and swings down to the bottom and kicks the ninjas again, wounding them. Phineas, Ferb, Baljeet, Buford and Jeremy return again with the microphones again)
All: ♪ Everyday is such a dream ♪ ♪ When you start it with a monotreme ♪ ♪ He's duck-billed and he's beaver tailed and hairy ♪ Buford: ♪ You know that he's hairy! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Everything's Better with Perry ♪ Buford/Baljeet/Jeremy: ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry) ♪
(Perry returns into the background, then runs through a construction site)
Ferb: ♪ Everything's Better with Perry ♪ Others: ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry) ♪
(Perry starts swinging on the bars as if he's climbing a construction bar)
Phineas: ♪ Everything's better and we just want to tell you Perry... ♪ All: ♪ Everything's better with you! ♪
(Perry drops off bar and one more ninja comes and picks him up)
Phineas: I wonder what Perry is doing right now. Well, he is a platypus, they don't do much. Phineas and Ferb: ♪ Everything's better with you! ♪
(Phineas and Ferb leave and Perry flips out of the ninja's arms and kicks him causing the ninja to run off. Perry runs towards the left of the stage, jumps on a small trampoline, doing a flip onto a pad and chatters as the song ends and holds for applause)
(Secret agent music goes on and Perry starts searching and does a cartwheel, followed by 2 back-flips and his lair chair comes out of nowhere and he sits on it. An animated screen with Major Monogram pops up) Major Monogram: Good morning, Agent P. We learned from one of our secret operatives, actually it was that kid in row three there, that Dr. Doofenshmirtz might be building some sort of Audience Control-Inator. (a picture of the inator appears onscreen) We're not sure but we think it might have something to do with controlling that audience.(a picture of an animated version of the audience replaces the inator) The implications could be catastrophic or they might be relatively harmless, but we can't take any chances. So get out there, find him and stop him. Uhh, hold on Agent P, something looks, different about you. Have you put on some weight or maybe volume? (Perry looks towards the audience and shrugs) Hmm, maybe it's just me. (stares at the audience) By the way, I don't know if you've noticed but there's like a thousand people sitting behind you, watching us. Weird. Anyway, get out there and find Doofenshmirtz. (Screen goes static and Perry gets out of his chair and pushes it away and starts searching for Doofenshmirtz. He does a cartwheel and 3-in-a-row back-flips. Doofenshmirtz suddenly comes out of nowhere pushing the incomplete Audience Control-Inator)
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪ Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus. You found me! (Perry continues looking for Doofenshmirtz as if Doofenshmirtz isn't even there) How does he not know I'm here? Hello? They been playing my theme song. Play it again louder, please! ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.! ♪ (Perry finally hears the theme song and spots Doofenshmirtz and holds out his fists)
Ah, Perry the Platypus. You found me! I suppose you're wondering what delightfully evil device I built today. Well, let's jump right to the "Behold" then, shall we? Behold! The Audience-Control-Inator! (The sound of crickets are heard in the background, no one reacts) You know that would sound better with an echo effect, one more time, Okay. BEHOLD!!! THE AUDIENCE-CONTROL-INATOR!!! (echo) (The audience is still not terrified by the beholding) It's still not saying "evil" yet, how about lighting and thunderbolts, okay, you guys ready, lighting, thunderbolts, and the echo, here we go. BEHOLD!!!!! (Lighting and thunderbolts appear on the screen) THE AUDIENCE-CONTROL-INATOR!!!!! (echo) (The audience is now terrified, the lighting and thunderbolts disappear) Aww, there we go, much better. So, Perry the Platypus, I bet your wondering why I want to control this audience? Well, there's a simple explanation, let's tone to the dramatic lighting, and heart wrenching music. (He pushes his inator aside and the sad music starts playing when the spotlight in on Doofenshmirtz) All my life I've had a dream, a simple dream. A dream to be the biggest musical theater star in the entire Tri-State Area, but alas, there's just one teeny miniscule obstacle to achieving my dream. (The music scratches and stops playing) It's my complete and utter lack of talent. (The screen shows a big thumb down and a buzzer sounds) But with my Control-Inator,(Echos, the lighting and thunderbolts re-appear on the screen, then disappear again) they will love everything I do, and all of my dreams will come true.
(Song: The Impossible Dream-Man of LaMancha) Doofenshmirtz: Because I dare... ♪ To dream the impossible dream ♪ ♪ To fight the unbeatable foe ♪ ♪ To bear with unbearable sorrow ♪ ♪ To run where the brave dare not go...♪
(Song: I Feel Pretty-West Side Story) Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I'm a man with dreams. And just thinking of being the biggest star in Tri-State Area makes me feel... ♪ I feel pretty ♪ ♪ Oh, so pretty ♪ ♪ That the city should give me its key ♪ ♪ A committee ♪ ♪ Should be organized to honor me! ♪
- Starting with a Latin American version in Mexico City, this was replaced as follows:
(Song: Cabaret from the self-titled musical)
- Doofenshmirtz: Yes, I'm a man with dreams. I'll be such a big star, whereever I go, people will say...
- ♪ What good is sitting alone in your room? ♪
- ♪ Come hear the music play ♪
- ♪ Life is a caberet old chum ♪
- ♪ So come to the Cabaret! ♪
(Song: One-A Chorus Line) (Dancers come on stage and one gives Doofenshmirtz a sparkly lab coat and takes the plain lab coat away, and another gives him a cane) Doofenshmirtz and Dancers: ♪ One singular sensation, every little step I take ♪ ♪ One thrilling combination, every move that I make ♪ ♪ One smile and suddenly nobody else will do ♪ ♪ You know you'll never be lonely with you-know-who ♪ ♪ One moment in my presence and you can forget the rest ♪ ♪ For the boy is second best to none, son ♪ ♪ Oooh! Sigh! Give me your attention ♪ ♪ Do I really need to mention ♪ ♪ I'm the one! ♪ (Goon comes in with a cage like trap) ♪ Oooh! Sigh! Give me your attention! ♪ (Doofenshmirtz grabs Perry's arm, puts him in the cage, and locks him. Perry just goes with it and keeps dancing) ♪ Do I really need to mention ♪ ♪ I'm...the...one! ♪ (The dancers put their canes in the cage completing the trap that Perry suddenly realizes about. The song ends and holds for applause) Doofenshmirtz: Well, well, well, Perry the Platypus, you're trapped! Cane you believe it? (Laughs) I'm a triple threat. I sing, I dance and I make painfully obvious puns. I'm unstoppable! Now it's time to complete the construction on the Control-inator!...inator, inator? Look, I had to make my own echo effect, are you guys even awake up there? (Lightning and thunderbolts hit and Doofenshmirtz cackles) There you go!
(Song: Quirky Worky Song) Women in background: ♪ Suitty-up, Bootty-up, Dit-Dit-Dittly-Da, (X3) ♪ ♪ Ditty, Ditty-Da, da-da, da-da-da ♪
(Doofenshmirtz dances to the song and he, the dancers, the trapped Perry and Goon leave the stage and we go back to Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Candace, Jeremy, Milly, Gretchen and Katie in the Flynn-Fletcher backyard)'
♪ Suitty-up, Bootty-up, Dit-Dit-Dittly-Da, (X3)♪ ♪ Ditty, Ditty-Da, da-da, da-da-da ♪ (Song ends)
Phineas: Okay, everyone. We have this stage,...and we have this audience. Now we just need to put on a show that makes the last day of summer the most fantastic, super-amazing day ever! Any ideas? Baljeet: Phineas, putting on a show is a lot of work! And there's only us, plus these random dancers that keep showing up. Isabella: Yeah, where do they keep coming from? Buford: And more importantly, do they have a green room with snacks? Baljeet: Focus, Buford. Phineas: Well, we did build a skyscraper to the moon. So, I think this is within our graphs. But, we have got to figure out what kind of show it's gonna be. Let's hear some ideas. On the count of three, everyone think out loud. One, two, three. Think! (Everyone starts murmuring different ideas for the show out loud) Phineas: Got any ideas for our show? Just shout it out. (They continue thinking. Suddenly, Ferb comes up the front of the stage to say his idea) Ferb: Beach party.
(Song: Backyard Beach) Phineas: Great idea, Ferb! A beach party will help us think of an idea for our show! Ferb: Actually, I was thinking the beach party would be the -- Jeremy: Hey, yeah, a day at the beach always clears my mind. Ferb: No, what I meant was -- Baljeet: Oh, I would be able to come up with an excellent idea if we have a beach party. Ferb: Oh, never mind! Give me the mic.
(One of the divas hands Ferb the microphone while the music plays. Everyone onstage prepares and grabs towels or coconuts or other things. Ferb warms up and starts to sing)
♪ Listen up people and I'll teach ya ♪ ♪ 'Bout Phineas and Ferb and the backyard beach-a, ♪ ♪ Every morning, Phineas, he gonna say ♪ Singers: ♪ Say! ♪ Ferb: ♪ "Brother, whatcha gonna do today?" ♪ ♪ Now you see we're having fun, (fun!) playing under the sun, (sun!) ♪ ♪ And get in line, get in line, 'cause the wet ski's running ♪
♪ A backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach (hey!) ♪ ♪ Nothing's outta reach, we got the backyard beach ♪
♪ You can change in the broken hut, ♪ ♪ Drink out of a coconut, Three game for a token, but the rest is free ♪
♪ You got skiing, parasailing, (sailin'!) ♪ ♪ Surfing and a-flailin', (failin'!) ♪ ♪ Your contacts need saline, ♪ ♪ Or else, you can't see ♪
♪ Got the backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach (hey!) ♪ ♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪ ♪ Got the backyard beach, (hey!) a backyard beach, (hey!) ♪ ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪
(Music keeps playing and every keeps dancing and doing things at the beach)
Ferb: ♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪ ♪ Nothing's out of reach, we got the backyard beach ♪ ♪ Got the backyard beach, a backyard beach ♪ ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪
(The music keeps playing as the song is close to its finish) Everyone: ♪ Hey! Hey! Backyard beach! ♪ ♪ Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! ♪ Ferb: ♪ Don't fall into the breach, got the backyard beach! ♪ All: ♪ Hey! ♪ (Song ends and holds for applause)
Buford: Baljeet: (runs upstage giggling) Now I am getting swept out in the free flowing of ideas! I want something simple, a tranquil chant celebration to celebrate harmony and peace on earth. Phineas: You got it! Even comedy! Jeremy: I like disco! (He and the others do a few disco moves) Gretchen: I like cute, fuzzy animals. Candace: I need new pants! Phew. How about a show where I get to try on lots of pants! Phineas: Okay, well, we'll try to incorporate that. Buford: I wanna ride hootenanny! (All begin talking at once) Isabella: Phineas, what about you? What do you want us to do? Phineas: Well, I was thinking something with miniature golf would be nice, but I really like all of these ideas. Ferb, do you know what we need? (Everyone begins to gather round) Phineas: A machine that crosses with different ideas, and reconstitutes them into one, big idea. (Spins, then points upward) An Idea Mash-up Machine! (Orchestra sting plays; everyone but Phineas raises their arms) Phineas: Ferb, grab your tools. Everyone: YEAH! Baljeet: I am reeling me out Ferb, but I actually have no idea what we are doing.
(Song: Phinedroids and Ferbots) (Construction workers come out with tools, blades and other things. The Divas also come to join)
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪
♪ We're Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪ ♪ And we're stomping our feet ♪ ♪ To the electric, magnetic mechanical beat ♪
♪ We've got light bulbs for eyes ♪ ♪ And aluminum noses ♪ ♪ We're bustin' chillin' moves with our robot poses ♪ ♪ (Bustin' chillin' moves with our robot poses) ♪ (Everyone joins together and builds together a doorway. They dance along to robotic music) ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪ Baljeet: Hello? Keep building!
(Music speeds up a little bit and everyone starts working and building. Phineas, Ferb and the others come to the front of the stage with blades and hammers.)
Phineas: Come on guys! Let's do it!
(Phineas, Ferb and the others create banging noises and the audience repeat the noises by clapping their hands)
Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Good! Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Keep going! Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Nice! Bang, bang, bang! Bang, bang, bang! Clap, clap, clap! Clap, clap, clap! Phineas: Way to go!
♪ My arm was a gutter, my right shin was a drain ♪ ♪ The whole thing is controlled by ti-titanium brains ♪ ♪ But without imagination, everything we create turns out lame ♪ ♪ (Imagination, our imagination) ♪ ♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots (X4) ♪
Phineas: Behold... the... idea... mash-up... machine! (The whole building is now complete and ready for testing)
♪ Phinedroids and Ferbots ♪ ♪ Word ♪ (Song ends and holds for applause. Everyone poses and Candace stops, and walks up to Phineas and Ferb)
Candace: Ugh, alright already, make the thing work! Phineas: Okay Ferb! Let's see what this puppy can do. (Ferb starts tapping buttons on the control pad and the machine is put into work. Screws start rotating back and forth and couple of times and suddenly, the machine shuts down) Candace: That was a bit anti-climatic, don't you think? Phineas: Well, you see Candace. It occurs to me that the audience has been sitting for roughly 42 minutes. They might need a bathroom break. I guess it's intermission! So you go do what you've gotta do, and we'll be right here, waiting. Baljeet: But I have to use the bathroom, too! (Curtains close and a toilet flushes. The show has finished Act 1 and intermission occurs)
(The lights go off and the show is now in progress in the final Act of the show. Evil and dramatic music starts playing. The Goon walks on stage and faces the audience.) Goon: Greetings, people of the audience. My boss, the evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz, has finally completed his greatest invention ever, the Audience-Control-Inator! And to make sure his invention works, he requested that we find some test subjects from the audience. Unfortunately, we could not find any willing volunteers. So, to get some people up here, we told them they won the award for the "Least Fidgety Audience Member", and they fell for it. So let's bring em' out! (Game show-like music plays and Doofenshmirtz's dancers from before come on stage with kids from the audience) Hello volunteers. Now it's time to tell you the truth. You were not the "Least Fidgety Audience Members". However, you do get to be Dr. Doofenshmirtz's very first test subjects!
(Thunder and lightning strikes and evil, dramatic music plays. The game show-like music plays again and Doofenshmirtz comes out with the finished Audience-Control-inator. He goes down the line of kids one by one, slapping their hands) Doofenshmirtz: Hello there, members of the "Least Fidgety Audience Member" award. (Goon shakes his head to Doofenshmirtz) Oh, they know. Okay, sorry about that little white line but really? An award for sitting in a chair and watching a show, is that what you were expecting. And this one didn't even sit still. I was watching you from up here, fidgeting the whole time. Anyway, moving right on to my evil plan. You all stand right there and I'll test out the Audience-Control-Inator! (Thunder, lightning and echos) This is the first time I'm using this so if you feel all tingly afterwards or, you know, lose all your hair or, you know, my bad. (Doofenshmirtz presses a button and the Audience Control-Inator warms up) After I fire the Control-Inator, I'll give you commands and you'll do whatever I say. Ready? 3... 2....... 1! (Doofenshmirtz fires the Control-inator and it blasts the kids)
(Song: Gitchee Gitchee Goo) Alright, now dance! Goon: Come on, that means all of you too! Everybody, up on your feet! (Kids and dancers start dancing)
Dancers: ♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪ ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪ ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪ ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪ ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap! ♪ ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪
Doofenshmirtz: Show me your moves! Do the swim! (Kids do the swim) Do the monkey! (Kids do the monkey) That's right! Do the robot! (Kids do the robot) Do the robot, do the monkey! (Kids dance like a robotic monkey)
Dancers: ♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪ ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪ ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪ ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪ ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap! ♪ ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪
Doofenshmirtz: Keep dancing! (Kids continue dancing) That's it. Now get funky! Dance like nobody's watching. (Music stops for a second) Except for all these people here 'cause they're probably watching you. (Music continues)
Dancers: ♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪ ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪ ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪ ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪ ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap! ♪ ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪
♪ Bow, Chicka, Bow-Wow! ♪ ♪ That's what my baby says! ♪ ♪ Mow-mow-mow! ♪ ♪ And my heart starts pumping! ♪ ♪ Chicka-Chicka, Choo Wap! ♪ ♪ Never gonna stop! ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪
♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! (X2) ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means... ♪ ♪ That I love you baby, baby, baby! ♪ ♪ Baby-baby-baby-baby... ♪ ♪ Gitchee Gitchee Goo means that I love you! ♪ (Alarm goes on and smoke comes from the Audience-Control-inator and the song ends. The kids and dancers are worn out)
Doofenshmirtz: Heh, heh, well it comes to mind, oops. I think my Control-Inator might need just a little more work. At least you got your own formation back, so you could applaud yourself if you like. (Audience applauds) There you go. Give yourselves a hand. See you in a bit. (Doofenshmirtz leaves the stage with the Audience-Control-inator. The Goon leaves to and the dancers take the kids back to their seats while the game show-like music plays again. Music finishes and the stage goes dark.)
(Phinedroids and Ferbots plays as the stage curtains open and we go back to Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, Candace, Jeremy and the Fireside Girls who are in the same place as they were last time, and they are frozen. After awhile they move again and the music ends) Phineas: Oh, good! You're back. Baljeet: Oh no! I never got to use the bathroom! Phineas: No time now, we have a show to make. It's the last day of summer, so this show has gotta be the biggest, bestest, most amazing thing we've ever done. Candace: So this Idea Mash-up Machine, is gonna take random ideas, and mash them together into one, big idea? Phineas: You got it! And nice recap, Candace. Ferb, let's see what this baby can do.
Okay. Buford said he wanted a show with a monster truck. (A computer appears with a truck on it) Uh...maybe a little bigger? Buford: Yes! (A bigger truck appears) Phineas: Bigger. Buford: Yes! (a yet bigger truck appears) Phineas: Even bigger! Buford: Here I come! (the biggest truck of all appears, Buford goes into the machine) Phineas: Perfect. What else? Fireside Girls: Isabella wants a show with marshmallows! Phineas: You heard 'em, Ferb! Marshmallows and trucks! Mash 'em up!
(Isabella and the Fireside Girls go into the machine. Ferb starts typing on the controls and the machine starts working and the screws turn back and forth. Phineas and Ferb go backstage.) Candace: A show with trucks and marshmallows? That's the best they could come up with? Come on, what about my pants show, where I'm the star and I pick out new pants? Nothing is gonna top that! (The machine stops and there is a honking noise with marshmallows flying out of nowhere.) Phineas: Let's go! (Music starts playing and smoke starts coming out from behind the contraption. Candace is stunned and runs away from the smoke.) Phineas: You ready? Let's do it! (Phineas and Ferb are seen in mini marshmallow-combined go-karts. The smoke starts clearing and Phineas and Ferb start driving around in circles. Candace screams.) Candace: Ow! That was my foot! Hey, what are you doing?! Ack! Now I'm riding this truck! (Phineas and Ferb keep driving around with Candace, Jeremy and Baljeet running around. Eventually they stop for a second.) Phineas: You ready? Let's go! (They continue driving again and they start slowing down as they're about to run into each other.) Jeremy: Wait, watch out! Oh man. (Baljeet and Candace start screaming. Phineas and Ferb run into each other and marshmallows start flying everywhere.) Candace: Oof! Ow! Ungh! Okay, marshmallows and monster trucks: It's different. Jeremy: Yeah! (Ferb goes over to go-kart and honks horn. He shrugs.) Phineas: Oh, those aren't the monster trucks. (An engine in the background start running.) This is the monster truck. Buford: (in background) It's show time! Make room for the marshmallow-truck drivin' boy! (A giant truck comes out with Buford inside driving it.)
(Song: Truck Drivin' Boy)
Candace: Oh, no! A truck! (Jeremy goes over to Candace and the start dancing. Phineas and Ferb back up the go-karts.) Buford: Whoo! Yee-haw! (Buford comes out of the monster truck and joins the others. Phineas and Ferb grab a cannon from the go-karts and launch marshmallows into the audience.)
Singer: ♪ Well now, let me tell you all a story about a truck driving boy. ♪ ♪ He ???????? toy. ♪ ♪ Now this speed demon is gonna have some fun, ♪ ♪ Buford in the driver seat to get the job done. ♪ ♪ A monster truck on monster roads are always of joy, ♪ ♪ He's a truck driving boy, he's a truck driving boy. ♪
(Music continues playing, Phineas and Ferb continue launching the marshmallows into the audience and Candace, Jeremy and Buford dance along to the song.)
♪ When the shifts in the ??? ♪ ♪ If you had it all, ♪ ♪ ???????? fall ♪ ♪ ???????? toy ♪ ♪ He's a truck driving boy, he's a truck driving boy. ♪ ♪ He's a tire-spinning, gear-riding, punch-hurting, back-burning, make-trader?, ramp-flying, lower-???, ???, truck driving boy. ♪
(Buford does a quick handstand and the song ends and holds for applause.) Phineas: Hey Ferb, you know what else this show could use? A Baljeet-Bollywood-Builder. Mash that idea in there too. (Buford goes back into the monster truck and drives away and Candace and Jeremy go into the go-karts and drive away too. Ferb types on the machine and it does its work again. The screws start rotating. Suddenly, a chair covered by a red sheet comes out of nowhere.) Baljeet: Here I come! (An elephant blows its trunk. Ferb removes the sheet off the chair to reveal Baljeet in cowboy clothing. Music plays and Baljeet laughs.) Yee-haw! (Singers are in the background and start singing. Baljeet starts to dance. Isabella and the Fireside Girls come out with marshmallow plugged onto their hands and feet. Candace and Jeremy also come out with drums. Baljeet is given drum sticks and starts drumming on the marshmallow hands of Isabella and the Fireside Girls. Candace and Jeremy drum on the drums they brought in. The music resumes and the singers continue. The song is coming to it's end.) All: Hey! Hey! (Song ends and holds for applause.) Phineas: That was hilarious. You know what we need now? I'll mash up Jeremy's disco idea... Jeremy: Woohoo! Phineas: And my miniature golf idea. (Phineas pulls the lever. Ferb types on the machine and it does its work once again. The screws start turning and everyone leaves backstage. The machine finishes. 3 dancers come in with afros.) All: Disco!
(Song: Disco Miniature Golfing King)
(Disco music starts playing and the dancers dance along and eventually, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Buford, Baljeet and Jeremy come in with their disco versions of their normal clothing.)
Phineas: He's a disco miniature golfing king!<
Dancers: ♪ He can dance and swing and really shake his thing. ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golfing king! ♪ ♪ In his summer scene, wearing savory jeans ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golfing king! ♪
(Isabella and the Fireside Girls come out with giant beach balls that look like golf balls.)
♪ Like a vision from a disco golf magazine.♪ ♪ With his putter his a hole-in-one machine, ♪ ♪ He can dance and swing and really shake his thing. ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golf..ing....king! ♪
(The stage goes dark and the disco lights on everyone start glowing in the dark. Isabella and the Fireside Girls launch giant inflated golf balls into the audience and music plays. The audience bounce the balls all over the place. After awhile, the dancers go to retrieve the balls and bring them back.)
♪ He can dance and swing and really shake his thing. ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golfing king! ♪ ♪ In his summer scene, wearing savory jeans ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golfing king! ♪
♪ Like a vision from a disco golf magazine. ♪ ♪ With his putter his a hole-in-one machine, ♪ ♪ He can dance and swing and really shake his thing, ♪ ♪ He's the disco miniature golfing king! ♪
♪ He's the disco miniature golf....ing....king! ♪ (Song ends and holds for applause.)
Phineas: Okay, Candace! Your turn! Candace: Really? Alright, bring on the pants! (Puts her hand out) But don't maximize your evidence, a voir? Phineas: Check the pants, man. Jeremy: (waving) Hey!
(Ferb began typing on the machine once again for Candace's pants show. The screws rotate again. The machine stops and finishes.) Fashion! (A pants comes out. Candace looks at it.) Candace: Nah! Next! (A man comes out with mans. Candace looks at it) So last fall. Please! Even Stacy wouldn't wear these. (Pants #3) Nope, no way! Not my style. Not fabulous much. (Pants #4) Too fuzzy! Too blah! Move it along! Keep it coming! (Pants #5) Not even close! Come on! How hard can it be to find the perfect pair of pants! (Music plays and pants 6 comes down. Candace gasps.) The perfect pants! (Two of the disco dancers come out and help Candace. She puts on the pants and music starts playing.)
Singer: ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ Candace: ♪ I'm fabulous! ♪ Singer: ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ Candace: ♪ I'm fabulous! ♪ Singer: ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ Candace: ♪ I'm fabulous! ♪
Singer: ♪ You're the one, yes, you're the star! ♪ ♪ With pants like these, you can't go far. ♪ ♪ You're fabulous!♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're fabulous!♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're the one we all can see ♪ ♪ It's all about you! ♪ (It's all about me!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!)
(The music continues playing and Candace walks on an escalator with people in the background taking pictures of her.)
♪ You're the one, you so, so are! ♪ ♪ You're everything that fashions are! ♪ ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're the one we all can see ♪ ♪ It's all about you! ♪ (It's all about me!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ (I'm fabulous!) ♪ You're fabulous! ♪ ♪ You're fabulous! ♪
(Song ends and holds for applause.) Phineas: Okay, Candace. Now, can we mash your pants idea with something else? Candace: Oh come on! My pants show is perfect! Except changing clothes in front of thousands strangers part. Phineas: Well the Fireside Girls wanted to have the show with cute, fuzzy animals. Candace: Oh, well that's fine! Who doesn't like cute, fuzzy animals? Phineas: Take it away, Ferb! (Ferb began typing on the computer and the machine works once again.) Go for it!
(The machine finishes and there is a squirrel noise. Soft, baby music plays and Isabella and the Fireside Girls come out holding little squirrels in their arms.) Isabella & Fireside Girls: ♪ Small and cute! ♪ ♪ We love them so. ♪ ♪ Petting them feels like melting snow. ♪ ♪ With fur so soft and eyes that glease... ♪ ♪ We don't care if they carry disease! ♪ (Audience laughs.)
Candace: Aww, look at the wittle squirr-els. You're so cute! Oh yes you are, yes you are! Who's so cute? You are! Who's so cute? You are! Who's so cute? You are! (Horror music starts playing and the squirrels chirp angrily. They go after Candace. Candace screams, everyone begins to cower her.) Evil squirrels! Not cute! Note cute at all! Help! (Candace screams and horror music stops.) Wait, they're gone! Where did they go? (They're on her pants.) NOOOOO! Get off! Get away! No, no, no, no, no! (Background changes to squirrels wearing glasses and dancing. The audience laughs. Candace starts dancing trying to get the squirrels off. Music plays.)
(Song: S.I.M.P. (Squirrels In My Pants))
Phineas: Hey Candace! I like your new dance moves. Candace: There's squirrels in my pants!
Singer: ♪ Tell me what's making you jump like that. ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪ Singer: ♪ Ain't got no chickens, ain't go no rats. ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪ Singer: ♪ S to the I to the M to the P ♪ ♪ Then maybe you can be moving like me... ♪
♪ Step right over and watch me put it down ♪ Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Singer: ♪ Step right over and watch me put it... ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P! ♪
Singer: ♪ Who you got back home, watering your plants... ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪ Singer: ♪ How can I qualify for government grants? ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪ Singer: ♪ Yeah... Hypnotize me, put me in a trance... ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪ Singer: ♪ Got an Aunt Florence living in France... ♪ Others: ♪ She can't see the- ♪ Candace: Squirrels in my pants!
Singer: ♪ Step right over and watch me put it down... ♪ Candace: ♪ Squirrels! Squirrels! ♪ Singer: ♪Step right over and watch me put it...♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P! ♪
Singer: ♪ If you want to know how I'm doing this dance ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! Singer: ♪ There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants. ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P: Squirrels in my pants! ♪
Singer:♪ Yeah... Proletariat, bourgeoisie! ♪ ♪ Baby you don't need an academic degree! ♪ ♪ Everybody's smellin' my potpourri! ♪ All: ♪ S-I-M-P! ♪
Singer: ♪ Step right over and watch me put it down... ♪ Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Singer: ♪ Step right over and watch me put it down, down, on the ground... ♪ ♪ 'Cause you know I got it goin' on! ♪
(Jeremy picks up Candace and spins around once and puts her down. Soon, everyone groups together and picks her up and spins her around as the song continues playing and they continue singing.)
All: (S!) Singer: ♪ S to the I to the M to the P! ♪ All: (I!) Singer: ♪ S to the I to the M to the P! ♪ All: (M!) Singer: ♪ If your pockets are empty get a cash advance! ♪ All: (P!) Candace: Squirrels! Squirrels! Singer: ♪ S to the I to the M to the P! ♪
All: (S!) Singer: ♪If you're losin' your hair get yourself implants! ♪ All: (I!) Singer: ♪ If you're wrestlin' a bear then you ain't got a chance! ♪ All: (M!) Singer: ♪ Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants! ♪ All: (P!)
(Candace is put down and everyone starts getting the squirrels and throwing them away.)
♪ Squirrels! ♪ (12x)
(Everyone performs a shape around Candace.)
Candace: ♪ ...in my pants! ♪
(Everyone falls down and collapses. Song ends and holds for applause.)
Candace: Alright everyone. I think...we need...another idea...for the show. No squirrels...and no pants. PLEASE! Phineas: No problem. Come on team, we need more ideas for the show. (Everyone on stage murmurs more ideas for the show.) We need your help too! Got any ideas for our show? It can be anything! Just shout it out.(The entire audience starts shouting out ideas to Phineas and the others while Ferb keeps typing the ideas. Phineas and the others continue listening to the audience until Phineas speaks again.) Okay Ferb, mash up all those ideas.
(Ferb presses a button and the machine does its work. Suddenly it starts slowing down and all the ideas are causing a jam up. The machine suddenly shuts down.) Baljeet: (sarcasticlly) And sure... it worked. Buford: Hey! Things are fully ???. One more bad thing can happen. (Buford lowers the lever and it bonks Baljeet in the head, falling off the machine too.) Nice! Ha, ha, ha! Rest my case. Fireside Girls: Oh no! Phineas, does this mean we can't put on a show? Isabella: Yeah! We wanted to do something amazing for the last day of summer. Phineas: And we will! Ferb and I can fix it. (The curtains begin to close.) We just need to find something exactly the same size and shape of this broken giant lever. How hard can it be to find one of those? (Phineas and Ferb leave, going backstage leaving Candace alone.) Candace: How hard can it be? That's like the worst rhetorical question ever! That's not even rhetorical! We have to answer it! It's going to be impossible to find a new lever. There's the answer! Hello? I'm only talking to myself. Come back here! (Candace leaves backstage with Phineas and Ferb. The curtains open again as we go back to Doofenshmirtz, Goon and Perry. Doofenshmirtz brings the Audience-Control-inator back to use it on the audience while the Goon guards a caged Perry.)
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! Doofenshmirtz: I made a huge adjustment, tightened some screws, you know, and actually read the manual and now I am ready to use... the Audience-Control Inator! (Lightning, thunder and echoes hit background.) Soon, I will fire upon this audience, and when I sing my show tunes, they will for sure cheer and clap for me! And you'll never stop me Perry the Platypus, because you'll be trapped in this highly-fortified-escape-proof jail... (Perry doesn't bother escaping. He grabs to canes, opens up the door to trap and gets out. He gives the Goon the canes and the Goon leaves along with the cage without saying anything.) ...FOREVER... wait... awww! Hey! I cane-not believe you escaped. Sorry, I can't stop with the bad puns, it's like a tic or something. (Perry holds out his fists.) Oh so you think you can stop me, huh? Alright, bring it Perry the Platypus!
(Perry the Platypus music plays. Glass breaks and they are in a blue backrgound of Japanese fighting. Perry punches Doofenshmirtz and then Doof kicks Perry. He goes to the right side of the stage and Perry does a double backflip to the left. They continue fighting and then they go backstage. On the screen they are seen fighting each other in shadows of themselves. Glass break again and Doofenshmirtz comes back onstage with a hockey stick.) Perry? Take that! And that! (Doofenshmirtz hits hockey pucks with the hockey stick and Perry dodges them.) And a little bit of this! And that!(Perry hits a hocket puck with his tail and it hits Doof. He throws a bee hive and it breaks. Bees start chasing Doof.) Ah! Bees! Get away! Get off me! (The bees come together and it becomes a game. Doof hits the ball with the stick and it hits the bar. He hits it again and then the game disappears and he is chased by bees again. It forms the shake of a skull. Doof spins the stick and the bees get hit and disappear. One bee returns and stings Doof.) Ouch! (Doof runs away as the bees formed the shape of a dinosaur and they chase Doof. Perry returns on stage and Doof goes backstage and on screen. They fight each other with lightsabers. Perry uses the lightsaber and cuts off some of Doof's hair. They start dancing as if the lightsabers were wands.) Oh! Nice moves. Try this! You have learned well Perry the Platypus, but not for long! (Doof is magnetized on the panel by Perry's lightsaber. Perry tosses the lightsaber away and does a few backflips causing a beam to go around Doofenshmirtz.) No! No! Not the power! Not the power! (Perry grabs a dual lightsaber and Doof goes into space. Perry spins the saber around causing Doof to get wrapped up in a web beam and spin around. Perry sends Doofenshmirtz away.) Curse you Perry the Platypus!
(Perry goes to the front of the stage and raises the lightsaber. Perry wins and the audience applauds. He leaves and Phineas and Ferb walk onstage looking for a new handle.)
Phineas: Come on Ferb! (Perry hears Phineas and leaves the stage quickly.) We just need to replace this broken lever with something exactly the same size and shape. (Phineas and Ferb spot the Audience Control-inator, still onstage. They recognize the front looks like the broken lever.) Wow, that's convenient. What are the chances in finding this? Ferb: Probably 1%. Phineas: Well then 1% is our lucky number. This thing can be our new lever. Hey, there's a button on here. I wonder what it does. (Ferb presses it and it starts to power up.) Woah! (Candace then walks out, now wearing her regular skirt, and comes in front of the Audience Control-inator.) Candace: Have you found something to replace the lever? You said and I quote, how hard can it be to fin -- (Before Candace can finish her line, Phineas and Ferb zap her with the Audience-Control-inator. She now speaks in a controlled and robotic voice) What would you like me to do? Phineas: Well for starters, you could have more faith that everything's going to work out. Candace: I believe everything will work out. Phineas: Woah, what's up with Candace? You think we have come upon a device that controls people's actions, thoughts and emotions? (Ferb nods.) Really? Hmm...Hey Candace, touch your nose. Candace: (back to normal voice) What? Why should I touch my nose just because you... (Candace's brothers zap her once again, in robot voice) I will gladly touch my nose. (she does so) Phineas: Cool! Can you cluck like a chicken? Candace: Leghorn, or classic wyandotte breed? Phineas: Is the wyandotte breed the kind of chicken you usually see on a farm? Candace: Yes. Phineas: I'll go with wyandotte. (She turns her arms into wings and lifts one leg at a time, squawking like a chicken, making the audience laugh. The Inator goes off causing Candace to go back to normal.)
Phineas: Wow, this thing can control people to do anything! (as the background changes to the backyard) Ferb! Are you thinking what I'm thinking? If we maximize this device to 25 million AMPS, we might be able to control the sun! And make it stay summer forever! (Everyone comes onstage.) Isabella: Did you just say you can make it summer forever? Phineas: I believe that is exactly what I said. Watch this! (The sun rises up from behind the tree into the sky) Ferb: Fire at will. Phineas: Will do. All: 3! 2! 1! FIRE!!! (Ferb fires the Audience-Control-inator at the sun. It enlarges and pulses, and starts to glow. It begins radiating orange rings) Phineas: It's working! (The sun is now controlled and Phineas and Ferb can command it to do what they want it to do.) Phineas: Hey sun! Keep shining bright so summer lasts... forever! (The sun continues shining bright, summer now lasts forever. Everyone starts cheering happily.)
Candace: Phineas! Ferb! You did it! You're making summer last forever! You know what? You guys rock. Phineas: Aww, thanks Candace. You rock too! (Phineas hugs Candace and she hugs back. The sun stops radiating)
(Song: Summer Belongs to You)
Phineas: ♪ It's been a long, long day and there were moments when I doubted. ♪ Isabella: ♪ That'd we ever reach the point where we could laugh and sing about it.♪ (The sun sets and is replaced with a red sun on a purple background.) Baljeet: ♪ Now the sun has set on this another extraordinary day. ♪ Buford: ♪ And when it comes around again you know I'll say. ♪
All: ♪ Tell me whatcha want to do today. ♪ ♪ All we need is a place to start, ♪ ♪ If we have heart, we'll make it ♪ ♪ 'Cause we're not messing around. (we're not messing around.) ♪ ♪ Yes we can, dream it, do it, build it, make it. ♪ ♪ I know we can really take it. ♪ ♪ To the limit, before the sun goes down. ♪ ♪ Yes, it's true ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to everyone so have some fun, ♪ ♪ There's nothing better to do ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
Candace: ♪ Now each and everyone came up with something to do today, ♪ Jeremy: ♪ So I mashed them all together, so now I've got to say... ♪
Candace: ♪ That though I've often thought of you ♪ ♪ As just a nusiance and a bother ♪ ♪ Today I can't imagine ♪ ♪ Having better little brothers
♪ And you gotta believe in something ♪ ♪ So today I believed in you ♪ ♪ And you came through, we made it ♪ ♪ I've never been so proud. ♪ Phineas: ♪ Never been so proud.
Candace: ♪ I know at first it seemed implausibe, ♪ ♪ But we accomblished the impossible ♪ ♪ Now there's something that I got to say out loud! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Yes, it's true ♪
(A bar comes down with tambourines and everyone grabs one.)
All: ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to everyone, so have some fun ♪ ♪ There's nothing better to do ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪
(A giant Phineas and Ferb logo comes in the background.)
♪ Summer belongs to boys and girls all around the world ♪ ♪ We wouldn't say it if it wasn't true ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you ♪
Ferb: ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby ♪ All: ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪
(The background behind them flips around to show an animated version of the audience, and everyone turns around to face them, as if the audience was on the other side. Doofenshmirtz and Perry come out with tamborines also. They fight each other as the song continues.)
♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Whatever you want to do, you make the rules ♪ ♪ You got the tools to see it through ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you (Summer belongs to you) ♪
(Doof and Perry leave and Phineas, Ferb and the others turn back around, the background flips back to the regular setting.)
♪ Just remember that you can do it and when you're through it ♪ ♪ We'll change your point of view ♪ ♪ Summer belongs to you! ♪
(Music plays and the Divas toss the tamborines back.)
♪ Summer belongs to you! ♪
(They spin and confetti blasts into the audience. The song ends and holds for applause. The background behind them dissolves to the sun, it is radiating again)
(Song: Follow the Sun)
Phineas: Well Ferb, we did it. On the last day of summer, we did the biggest thing we could possibly do. Ferb: Agreed. Phineas: And now that we made summer last forever, it does beg the question: What should we do tomorrow? (Everyone shrugs, then leaves stage as the song plays. The sun sets back behind the tree and the curtain call begins)
♪ Well the engine's running ♪ ♪ Gonna have some fun ♪ ♪ And we won't be done ♪ ♪ Until we follow the sun ♪
(The Divas and the 1 guy wave goodbye, bow, and do backflips. The audience cheers for them.)
♪ All around the world ♪ ♪ And back to our backyard ♪ ♪ It's gonna be so great ♪ ♪ When we get back to where we started ♪
(Jeremy comes out, waves goodbye and uses the golf club in his hands to hit a golfball and bows. The audience cheers.)
♪ Some say summer's always fading away ♪ ♪ But we don't have to say goodbye today ♪
(The Fireside Girls come out, they take a bow and they have squirrels in their hands. Jeremy comes out and they throw them away. The audience cheers again.)
♪ Gonna follow the sun ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll follow the sun ♪ ♪ As long as we had a good time, ♪ ♪ we already won ♪
(Isabella comes out, blows a kiss into the audience and curtsies. The audience cheers.)
♪ We're gonna follow the sun ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll follow the sun ♪ ♪ Gonna make it the longest day ♪ ♪ So we'll have more fun
(Buford comes out and waves goodbye, then bows. Baljeet also comes out and tries to say goodbye but Buford keeps blocking him. Baljeet pushes Buford away. Baljeet does a Bollywood bow and the Bollywood elephants come back and then leave. The audience cheers.)
♪ We're gonna follow the sun ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll follow the sun ♪
(Doof and Perry come out and battle each other with sticks in their hands and they dance. The audience cheers.)
♪ Gonna make it the longest day ♪ ♪ So we'll have more fun ♪
(Candace comes out with a balloon in her hand and bows. Phineas and Ferb come out and Ferb pops the balloon. Phineas and Ferb bow and wave goodbye. The audience cheers loudly, everyone claps to the beat)
Phineas: You guys rock! This is the best audience in the world!
(Everyone begins waving than takes a bow) ♪ We're gonna follow the sun ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll follow the sun ♪ ♪ Gonna make it the longest day ♪ ♪ So we'll have more fun ♪
Doofenshmirtz: Goodbye, stay evil! (Perry chatters.) Jeremy: Bye everyone! Isabella & Fireside Girls: Great to see you! Bye, bye! See you later! Toodaloo! Buford: (sticks butt out) Yeah, smell ya later! Baljeet: I can finally use the bathroom. Candace: Bye guys! Phineas: Bye everyone! (Curtains start closing.) This was the best show ever! Ferb: Agreed!
♪ Gotta follow the sun! ♪
(Curtains close and song finishes. The audience applauds once more as the show ends.)