This is the transcript for the episode The Lunch Club in Weekenders Adventures of Regular Show.
(the episode starts at Mr. Maellard's Billionaire Brunch, two billionaires get a drink as Maellard walks towards them)
Mr. Maellard: And that's what I call liquid assets!
(the female billionaire laughs)
Male Billionaire: Maellard, oh boy! Your brunch is the event of the season!
Mr. Maellard: Eh, it's okay. But no brunch would be complete without a little desert! (he taps his cup with his cane) The most expensive sheet cake in the world!
(a giant sheet cake is being brought in by some guards, it has "$1,000,000" written on it)
Mr. Maellard: If you want to know how much it costs, take a look at the frosting.
(everybody laughs as Maellard smiles, when suddenly, Rigby comes through the bushes, sleeping on a lawn mower)
(Rigby ends up wrecking the cake, getting it splattered all over everybody)
Mr. Maellard: Grr!
(cut to the house)
Rigby: What!? I'll buy you a new cake!
Benson: You really screwed up this time!
Mr. Maellard: Hold on, now Benson! You share as much to blame as he does! You are his manager!
Rigby: It's true, Benson! I told you I needed a nap!
Benson: You were tired because you were up all night playing video games!
Mr. Maellard: Enough! Rigby's a screw up but discipline starts at the top. So here's what's gonna happen. (he opens a drawer, gets out some paper and a pen) One of you is going to write a letter of resignation by 5 o'clock. Nobody leaves this office until it's done, and if you can't work it out. You're both fired! (he leaves and slams the door)
Benson: This is the last thing I need today! First, my car breaks down and I have to get a ride from my dad! And now, this. Alright, Rigby. Stop playing around and write that letter!
Rigby: (in the manager's chair) Why should I write it? Didn't you hear? Maellard said it was your fault! 'Cause you mismanaged me!
Benson: Come on, Rigby! We both know this is your fault!
Rigby: Not now, Benson! I'm reading upon my management techniques, there's some really good stuff in here!