This is the transcript of Weekenders Adventures of Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy.
Opening/Ghost Pirates attack
(The opening credits roll as it cuts to the ship, and where a man, Rupert is standing, and another man came out)
Man: Dr. Garcia.
Rupert Garcia: Oh please, call me Rupert.
Man: Just wanted to let you know we're about to enter...
Rupert Garcia: The Bermuda Triangle. I can tell by the stars. Better than any compass.
Man: This place gives me the creeps.
Rupert Garcia: (laughs) Vanishing ships, sea monsters, aliens: All legends. Don't let them spook you. Anyway... ...we'll be out here a few more nights... ...and then my star map will finally be complete.
Man: Whatever you say, doc.
Rupert Garcia: We'll all be home safe and sound before you know it.
(Then we see Garcia in his office as he tries to figure out the star map, and drinks his coffee. Then cut to the captain and the sailor, as the sailor sees something strange)
Sailor: (gasps) Captain! You better take a look at this.
(They see the compass going around clockwise, and cut to the watchman who sees fog in his binocalars)
Watchman: Fog! Dead ahead!
(Then the flag stops as the fog comes blinding everyone suddenly some zombie looking pirates climb up the ship scaring the man and carry him away)
Sailor: Who's there?
(The captain appears climbing up while he was laughing)
Foolscap: Prepare to meet you're worst nightmare!
(In the room Garcia hears screaming coming from outside and looks to see his crew are running from the pirates)
Rupert Garcia: What the heck?!
(Then suddenly Garcia sees a pirate ship coming this way, as they bring out cannons)
Rupert Garcia: Mayday! Mayday! We're under attack!
Spectre: Pirates, fire!
(The pirate ship fires a cannon almost destroying half of the ship, we see Garcia is hiding under the table as he sees the Pirates, Dazzlings and the Space Pirates walking in)
Pirate #1: Here it be captain.
Adagio Dazzle: Great, I'm I right, Skunkbeard.
Captain Skunkbeard: Ah, perfect. But now where is he?
Gavro: Maybe he escape with his crew.
Captain Skunkbeard: Blimey, hold on hails below in the bills will sold them out later.
(Then Garcia sees the Pirates and the Villains paddle back to the fog)
Rupert Garcia: It can't be, ghost pirates?
(Then the cannon fires flooding the ship into the water, and the ship sank, as Captain Skunkbeared laughs as the ship leaves)
Weekenders Meets Fred's Parents
(At the Mystery Machine the gang is on their way to a place for Fred's birthday)
Shaggy Roggers: Finally, a trip where there are no monsters... ghosts, aliens, mummies or haunted tikis. Nothing but R, R and R: Rest, relaxation and round-the-clock eats.
Velma: In other words, a cruise.
Daphne: Just sun, fun, and-
Scooby: A buffet?
Tino Tonitini: And we don't have to face our enemies.
Max Taylor: That's right.
Dr. Z: And we're on this day off from fighting.
Zoe Drake: And we'll finally have fun!
Laura: What are you doing?
Tino Tonitini: Looking at my list we're gonna to do.
Sunset Shimmer: Hey, Fred, it sure was nice of your parents to invite us all on a cruise for your birthday.
Daphne Blake: So, Freddy, how old are you going to be?
Fred Jones: Forty-three.
(Everyone were shocked, but turns out Fred was trying to find the pier)
Fred Jones: Forty-four, 45... Pier 45. This is it.
(Everyone gets out of the mystery machine)
Shaggy Rogers: No mysteries for a whole week. Midnight buffets and twenty four hours of laundry. (laughs) That's what I call living large.
Scooby: Extra large!
(As Scooby walks he sees a creepy looking person with hypnosis and scares him)
Fred Jones: What's going on guys?
Rex Owen: What's matter this time?
Shaggy Rogers: I don't know something spooked, Scooby.
Tish Katsufrakis: Okay, just tell us what did you see.
(Scooby makes the creepy face)
Shaggy Rogers: A little scary dude.
Carver Descartes: I don't see him.
Velma: Carver's right. There's no one around here like that. Unless you think hawaiian sure is black socks and sandals are scary.
Daphne: They are, very, very scary.
Lor McQuarrie: Let's just forget about seeing things. Let's go have fun in the cruise ship.
Shaggy Rogers: Buddy, you need this vacation more than I realized.
(Later they all bring out suitcase)
Tino Tonitini: (To his Pokemon Team) Nice work helping us out.
(Tino pets his Charizard)
???: I hope you brought your sea legs.
(Then a camera flash appears out of nowhere blinding the heroes)
Velma Dinkley: And a new set of eyeballs.
Fred Jones: Pop!
Skip Jones: Freddy! Hey, say... slide one by, hands to the sky. Well, thumbs up.
Fred Jones: Thumbs down,
Skip Jones: Thumbs around, lost and found.
Fred Jones: Love you, Pop.
Skip Jones: Love you, too, through the woods.
Peggy Jones: Freddy, my baby. Oh, it's my handsome baby boy. Have you ever seen such a good-looking boy? Give me some sugar. (kissing Freddy)
Fred Jones: Mom, not in front of the gang.
Skip Jones: Hon, leave the boy alone.
Peggy Jones: Oh, yeah, but he's just so sweet and delicious.
Daphne Blake: Sure is great to see you again, Mr. And Mrs. Jones.
Peggy Jones: Yeah, you, too, dear. My, my, haven't you blossomed. I hope you girls are taking good care of my special little guy.
Fred Jones: Mom.
Tino Tonitini: Nice to meet you, Mr. and Ms. Jones.
Inuyasha: Yeah, it's a pleasure.
Carver Descartes: Inuyasha? Kagome? What are you guys doing here?
Kagome Higurashi: We heard that you were on vacation, so we'd followed you guys here.
Zoe Drake: Uh? Who are those guys?
Tish Katsufrakis: Oh, those are our friends that you see them are right here.
Lor McQuarrie: Perhaps we'll explain later.
Peggy Jones: And Velma... you look smart as ever... but you have to let me show you my new Suzi Jay cosmetics. They'll bring a little color to your face. You'll never get a beau unless you add a little glow.
Velma Dinkley: (laughs and blushes) Thank you?
Peggy Jones: You betcha. Oh, and Norville, you're growing like a weed. But you're much too thin, dear. Are you eating enough?
Shaggy Rogers: Twenty-four square meals a day.
Velma Dinkley: And that's still not enough.
Peggy Jones: Oh, yeah? (She touches Shaggy's nose) Then you need to try my 10-pound pound cake. It will put some meat on your bones. I have one in here somewhere.
Fred Jones: Mom.
Skip Jones I'll take it from here, hon. Shake, boy. (Scooby leans to him) Just shake, no lick.
(But Scooby licks him)
Skip Jones: Okay, thanks.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, he only shakes when he's scared.
The Tour of the Cruise
(Cut to everyone are walking to the cruise ship)
Daphne Blake: So Mr. Jones, where exactly is this cruise headed.
Skip Jones: Oh, yeah, that's a surprise. I've got the perfect birthday plan.
Velma Dinkley: Like father like son.
Tino Tonitini: Max, Guys, I like you to meet our friends, Inuyasha, Kagome, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango, and those are Serena, Raye, Amy, Lita, and Mina. Guys, this is The D-Team: Max, Zoe, Rex, Chomp, Paris, and Ace. And the Alpha Gang: Dr. Z, Zander, Ed, Ursula, Laura, Rod, Terry, Spiny, and Tank.
Serena Tsukino: Nice to meet you.
Inuyasha: Uh, Tino. I don't like that old lady.
Ursula: What?! Who said old lady?! Let me at him!
Carver Descartes: One more thing. Don't call Ursula an "old lady," it makes her mad.
The Ship Takes off/The Gang meets Captain Crothers
(Later the cruise ship takes off)
Tino Tonitini: This is so exciting!
Sunset Shimmer: It's going to be our best date ever, boyfriend of mine.
Tino Tonitini: And the best summer ever.
The Gang Captures the Alien/"Mystery Cruise?!"
(Later that night)
The Weekenders meets Rupert Garcia and then Biff Wellington
The Costume Party/Mr. Mysterio
Shaggy Rogers: Don't ask. It was either this or a horse costume... but neither one of us wanted to be the horse's patoot.
(Mrs Jones takes pictures
Fred Jones: Pop, are you wearing Rupert's old clothes?
Can't get any more authentic...
...with a castaway costume than this,
now, can you?
Oh, gosh, isn't he adorable?
I'd rescue you anytime, hon.
Right back at you,
my little, pinchable passion fruit.
You're looking better, Rupert.
Yes, thanks to Skip, I feel like
myself before the ghost...
Okay, okay. Enough of that
silly pirate talk.
We've got to get some food
into you, young man.
You're right. I am starved.
Like, I second that.
Everyone looks terrific, and more
importantly, you're right on schedule.
Dinner is being served
and then it's time for the show.
Dinner is all the show we need.
You said it.
A rescued castaway and a visit
from a famous billionaire.
The Bermuda Triangle
is full of surprises, isn't it?
His castaway performance
is very convincing.
Performance? What do you mean?
Oh, Sunny, you are good.
Like, this is what I call a cruise.
Not even a spooky mystery
or a kooky costume...
...can spoil an all-we-can-eat buffet.
What do you say
we eat all we can eat, Scoob?
Forks down, everyone.
I have a few quick announcements
before we move on...
...to tonight's fabulous
Open-air aerobics with Bambi
will be starting tomorrow...
...at 6:20 instead of 6: 15
on the Aloha deck.
Let's get physical.
Let's see. Oh, yes.
For all you bingo lovers, we'll be
holding our Triangle tournament...
...at 3:00 on the promenade deck.
Be sure and buy your cards
before the game.
You get it? B-4? In bingo.
Okay, never mind.
It's time for the show.
Ladies and gentlemen...
...from over the seas and lands beyond
our consciousness comes Mr. Mysterio.
He knows all and sees all.
But be careful, lest he take control
of your very mind.
Shaggy Rogers: Wait a second. I don't need a mind reader to tell me that the creepy little guy in the black cape is right behind us.
(Mr. and Ms. Jones nodded)
Lucario: Yes, he is.
Serena Tsukino: He is!?
(They look behind them, and they see him they get scared and they ran to hide under the table)
Mr. Mysterio: Will you assist me in a journey to the depths and edges of your conscious mind?
Scooby-Doo: No thank you.
(Mysterio lifts up the table with his powers)
Mr. Mysterio: Ladies and gentlemen, Let's show these eight chickens some encouragement.
(Everyonw claps for Shaggy, Scooby, Kagome, Shippo, Serena, Mina, Max, and Zoe)
Mr. Mysterio: Oh, you have to do better than that.
Skip Jones: Shaggy! Scooby! Kagome! Shippo! Serena! Mina! Max! Zoe! Shaggy! Scooby! Kagome! Shippo! Serena! Mina! Max! Zoe!
Everyone: Shaggy! Scooby! Kagome! Shippo! Serena! Mina! Max! Zoe! Shaggy! Scooby! Kagome! Shippo! Serena! Mina! Max! Zoe!
Fred Jones: Come on, guys, you know they won't stop until you go up there.
Zoe Drake: Okay, let's just get this over with.
(They went up on stange with Mr. Mysterio)
Ghost Pirates and the Villains attack the Cruise/Fred's parents get kidnapped
(Then the fog appears covering the cruise ship and also inside of the ship)
Tino Tonitini: Where's that fog coming from?
(Then suddenly they hear the eerie evil laugh)
Shagger Rogers: I know, I'm not gonna like the answer, but I'll ask anyway. What was that?
Rupert Garcia: Ghost Pirates and their friends.
Shaggy Rogers: Told ya, I won't like it. Zoinks!
Scooby: Yeah, zoinks!
(Then Captain Skunkbread and the Villains appears)
Sunset Shimmer: Dazzlings!
Sonata Dusk: Hello, love.
(The Spectral Space Pirates appears)
Lor McQuarrie: What the heck?!
Inuyasha: People with wings they can fly?
Tino Tonitini: Who are those guys?
Max Taylor: I know who they are. Those are the Space Pirates!
Carver Descartes: Did you say? "Space Pirates?"
Zoe Drake: Yes.
Tish Katsufrakis: You know them?
Rex Owen: In the matter fact we do! We'd faced them before!
Raye: Um guys, we got bigger problems.
Captain Skunkbeard: Who dares sails to the Bermuda Triangle?! You have crosspassed with Captain Skunkbeard, the Pirate! And now you shall pay the price!
(Then the ghost pirates and the villians attack)
Peggy Jones: Oh cheese and crackers!
With the Pirates
The Gang made it to land/The gang gets captured
(Later everyone are now on shore in the island)
Carver Descartes: (Gets captured by the Space Pirate's pink robots) They say that if you don't give up. They'll kill us all!
(They see the D-Team gets captured)
Laura: No, they won't!
Rod: They would.
(The Space Pirate's Dinosaur cornered the heroes)
Lucario: (In Leatherhead's voice) No retreat! No surrender!
(Lucario tries to attack, but he gets zapped by Sheer's boomerang and gets knocked out)
Tino Tonitini: Lucario!
Heading toward the Bermuda Triangle
(The pirate ship already took off as we see our heroes tied up against the pole)
Pirates: Make way for the captain.
(Captain Skunkbeard, Space Pirates and Dazzlings steps in)
Fred Jones: Pop!
Skip Jones: Oh, Freddy.
Fred Jones: Where's mom?
Seasalt Sally: Down ye scarvy pop!
(As Captain Skunkbeard, The Dazzlings, and Seasalt Sally takes Mr. Jones toward the top, Spectre looks at Tino)
Spectre: Tino Tonitini, I presume.
Tino Tonitini: How do you know who I was!? And my friends!?
Sheer: Well darling, Bowser told us all about you and your friends. In fact look what we have.
Inuyasha: And what may that be?!
(The pirates reveal the painting)
Rupert Garcia: My painting?!
(Then Captain Skunkbeard and the Dazzlings stopped)
Captain Skunkbeard: Uh? Your painting? It seems we've got the wrong man.
Adagio Dazzle: I guess Mr. Jones here is not the one after all. But Dr. Garcia is.
Captain Skunkbeard: That's right Adagio. At last, the person who will lead us which that we'd seek. You're coming with us!
Fred's plan/The Heaven's Light
Shaggy Rogers: Hey, what's in here?
(He opens the door to the strange room)
Captain Skunkbread: Seize them!
Tino Tonitini: (screams) Run for your lives!
The Unmasking/Escaping the Bermuda Triangle
Saving Fred's Parents