This is the transcript for Weekenders Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders.
(The movie begins as we see space then we see the title "Weekenders Adventures of Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders" then we see the man listening to the radio screams in pain when he almost got deaf from a loud sound)
Lauren: What happened?
Max: I've got a blast from something.
Lauren: Hey, your right. It's almost 1.20 on the meter.
(Max puts his headphones back on)
Max: I don't hear it anymore.
Steve: Hey, what's going on?
Lauren: We just got a reading.
Max: A loud one.
(Now we go to the Shaggy and Scooby are driving the mystery machine in the sandstorm while they are listening and dancing to rock music)
Shaggy Rogers: Rock on, Scoob!
Velma Dinkley: Would you guys mind keeping it down, we're trying to get some sleep back here.
Rika Nonaka: Yeah, how am I suppose to sleep with all the rock music?
Shaggy Rogers: Like we we're gonna wake you up anyway, girls. There's a town coming up and we need to stop for some chow.
Fred Jones: (Yawning as he looks at his watch on his right wrist) But we just had dinner two hours ago.
Tino Tonitini: Yeah, I thought you guys are full. Didn't you guys skip dessert?
Carver Descartes: We had dessert, but Shaggy and Scooby skipped dessert.
Shaggy Rogers: Yeah, but all this driving is making me hungry. Besides that's like 14 hours and dog time. (Scooby holds his breath and shows them his rib cages)
Shaggy Rogers: Like you want us to walk across the desert... at night?
Fred Jones: Well I'm not gonna carry ya.
Shaggy Rogers: But there's snakes and stuff out there.
Scooby-Doo: Yeah, a rattlesnake. (He mimics a rattlesnake)
Kagome Higurashi: Any other ideas?
Shaggy Rogers: Hey! I got an idea. How about if Scoob, Kagome, Ron, Rufus, Alex, Sparrow, Jeri, Calumon and I stayed to guard the mystery machine.
Jeri Katou: Great idea.
Takato Matsuki: That's not a bad idea, guys.
Velma Dinkley: That's a very brave thing to do, Scooby. Thank you.
Scooby-Doo: Your welcome.
Shaggy Rogers: Like there's something creepy behind isn't it?
Scooby-Doo: (Turns to see silhouettes) Yeah. Really creepy.
(The shadows reveals to be aliens)
Kagome Higurashi: Yep, that's creepy alright.
Ron Stoppable: A-A-ALIENS!!!
Jeri Katou: Run!
(They run off in terror while the aliens chases them as the song "Scooby-Doo! Where Are You" plays)
(The nine heroes crashes inside the small restaurant)
Velma Dinkley: Now what?
Kim Possible: We thought we told you guys to stay to keep an eye on the mystery machine.
Shaggy Rogers: L-l-like... Aliens are after us!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah! Aliens!
Ron Stoppable: There outside, fight them, Kim!
(Fred, Kim, Henry and Terriermon look outside to see no aliens are outside)
Fred Jones: Aliens? We don't see any.
Henry Wong: You guys are not serious are you?
Kim Possible: Very funny, Ron.
Shaggy Rogers: It's true! They were green and slimy and had big bug eyes! They were eight feet tall and glowing and had long creepy fingers.
Velma Dinkley: Um, excuse me. But we understand that you've had some contact with aliens.
Lester: That's right, young lady. Take me aboard the ship that did.
Velma Dinkley: Really?
Sango: You mean to say they took you away.
Lester: Settle down.
(Everyone sits down as Lester begins to tell the story)
Lester: The aliens just like your friends said. I was out last night...
Lester (V.O.): By Scorpion Ridge. There was this loud humming sound. And a bright light came up from behind me. And the light got brighter! And brighter! Then I blacked out. I woke up strapped to a cold metal table inside a spaceship. These aliens were looking down at me. They stuck a bunch of wires on my head. They told me not to worry 'cause they just wanted to ask me... some questions?
Tish Katsufrakis: What kind of questions?
Lester: Like who I was... and what I'd seen that night, but then...
(Outside we didn't hear what Lester was saying about his story as everyone gasp in horror)
Daphne Blake: And then what?
Jeri Katou: Were you... attacked?
Lester: I don't remember much after that. I woke up the next morning, outside of my house.
Jake Long: Tino? Is that you?
Tino Tonitini: Jake!
Lester's House and Alien Collection
(Now we go to the heroes and Lester enters a house and sees all the alien collections)
Lester: Well, come on in.
Lester: SALF dishes. The government put them up about a year ago.
Daphne Blake: What are they for?
Lester: SALF means Search for Alien Life Forms.
Lester: Don't worry, I've got a place for you, too. But quit touching my stuff!
(Now we go to the rooftop we see Lester opens the door with his right arm while he's holding the blanket with his left arm as Shaggy, Scooby, and Jeri climbs up)
Shaggy Rogers: Wow! It's pretty groovy up here!
Jeri Katou: I'll say.
Lester: Yep, it's nice ain't it. Now you people get a good night rest.
(He threw the blanket with his right arm as it covers Shaggy and this also scares Scooby thinking Shaggy is a ghost as he removes the blanket)
Shaggy Rogers: Thanks Lest.
Jeri Katou: Thank you, Lester.
Kagome Higurashi: Hope you get a good night sleep too.
The Aliens captures Shaggy, Scooby, Kagome and Jeri
(Later we see everyone sleeping, then we go to Shaggy, Scooby, and Jeri sleeping)
Jeri Katou: (She wakes up and sees the aliens) Aliens!
Shaggy Rogers: Aliens! (struggles) Hey! Let us, go! Like, we taste terrible. We're all stringy
(Then the alien puts his finger on Shaggy's head)
Scooby: Reah, ringy.
Alien #1: Do not fear us, Earth creatures.
Shaggy Rogers: Like it's too late for that, man.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, come on guys, don't you need to phone home or something?
Shaggy, Scooby, Kagome and Jeri Meets Crystal and Amber
(The next day we see two silhouettes)
Woman: Hey man, are you like alright?
(Shaggy, Scooby and Jeri woke up)
Jeri Katou: Oh... my head. Where are we?
Kagome Higurashi: How did we end up getting here?
(Later at the diner)
Aliens' Identity/Steve, Max, and Lauren's plan
Daphne Blake: You monsters!
Fred Jones: You won't get away with this!
Rika Nonaka: You'll pay for the trouble you costed!
Alien #1: Silence earthlings, you should not have interfered.
Velma Dinkley: You can give up the hoaxy alien siraid now, Steve!
(The aliens were surprised and one of the alien takes off the mask, revealing to be Steve)
Steve: So, you've figured it out, uh?
Velma Dinkley: Wasn't hard.
Trixie Carter: How did you know it was him and the SALF crew?
Takato Matsuki: Yeah, I don't understand.
(Then the two aliens unmasked themselves, revealing to be Laura and Max.
Steve: Well, it doesn't matter now.
Villains Attack/Crystal and Amber's Alien Transformation
Fred Jones: So what's with the Alien customs?!
Steve: Something to scare the locals so they won't come snooping around.
(Later the police them arrest Max, Steve and Laura along with Lester)