Here's Transcript of Weekenders Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Wishology (Full Movie)
Narrator: Hello, and welcome to Weekender's another Adventure Movie. I'm afraid Tino's Girlfriend and her friends couldn't make it tonight, so I'll beguiling you with stories, Games, and wonders beyond Imagination. So let's kick things off with a joyous holiday root canal.
(The Sunset Shimmer and Otis and his friends just comes)
Sunset Shimmer: This is not an Christmas Adventure Movie!
Otis: Yeah and this is not the real opening sequence. You, sir, are a fraud.
Sunset Shimmer: Take him away, guys!
(They wrap him with a rug and throw him out a window)
All: It's the Weekenders Adventures of The Fairly OddParents- Wishology!
Pig: What? I have a Cavity.
Timmy's Trilogy wishes
(the opening credits role, and after that, where in the scene when Timmy is doing his trilogy wishes)
Timmy: I'm the one.
(He does amazing stunts)
Mr. Crocker: He's the one.
(Crocker follow him, starting the shut Timmy)
Mr. Crocker: There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Crocker (1# clone): There's no escaping, Mr. Turner.
Mr. Crocker (2# clone): I already said that.
Mr. Crocker: No, I said.
Mr. Crocker (1# clone): Are we gorgeous or what?
Mr. Crockers: (together) There's no escaping the world's most gorgeous army, Mr. Turner.
(Timmy jumping in fin air, and going around three times)
Timmy: Uh, we're still spinning.
(And Timmy fell down and hit a car)
Timmy: Yes! Nobody defeats Teo, master of the martial arts. Ha Ha! Hoo Hoo!
(They start shouting Timmy, again)
(He start running, in slow monaching, and cut with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)
Cosmo: All right, Timmy! You may always be chosen last at school for kickball or as lab partner.
Wanda: But in your Trilogy wishes, you're always the chosen one.
(Then Tino and his friends just comes in)
Tino: Hey Cosmo, Wanda. And to you too Poof.
Wanda: It's been a while, Tino Tonitini.
Sunset Shimmer: It's been a while since I saw you with Pooh and his friends, when you guys having Poof.
Lincoln: Oh, I remember that time.
Ash: Wow, you guys already meet Poof before?
Wanda: That's right, Ash.
Carver: Wow, looks like we'd missed them alot.
Voice: Hey guys.
(It was Sci-Twi and Spike the Dog)
Cosmo: Wow! Who are you guys?
Sci-Twi: Uh, I'm Twilight.
Wanda: Nice to meet you both.
Shaggy: Hey like, where's Timmy?
Serena: Is he -
Cosmo: Yep. Doing his trilogy wishes.
Brock: Wow. Looks like an new adventure is on.
Narue: Yes, it is Brock.
Shido: Mind if we come with you guys?
Wanda: Sure. I don't see why not.
(Back with Timmy, and they stopped at a restaurant, and Mr. crocker add more clones of him)
Timmy: Hey, you guys look hungry. You want sweet-and-sour pork or... (he hit them with his power) Kapow!
Mr. Crockers: No, thanks. we're allergic to MSG.
(they got hit, and he clone more of him, Timmy runs away from then)
(Back to them, Wanda calls Timmy)
Wanda: Timmy, get the ring. Get the ring!
Yoshino: Come get the ring. Please?
(Back at Timmy, again, Timmy say Telephone poll and answer it)
Timmy: Get me a new Trilogy wish. This one's not fun anymore.
Mr. Crockers: What? We're totally fun. 'Cause fun starts with "F."
(They throw Fs at him and going into the next trilogy wish)
Timmy: Cool. I'm in middle-earth.
Carver: Hello, Timmy.
Timmy: Hey, guys how are you?
Shido: Great, doing your trilogy wishes now, are you Timmy?
Timmy: Sure am, Shido.
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof comes in)
Wanda: Here you go, chosen one. One ring to rule them all.
Timmy: Wait, that's a teething ring.
Wanda: Oh, sorry. Poof's teething.
Timmy: Yeah, I know.
(Timmy give teething ring to Poof)
Wanda: Here you go, One ring to rule--
Mana: That is an onion ring.
Cosmo: Oh, that's mine.
(he attack Timmy, and he rubing the onion ring in his head)
Cosmo: Precious... and delicious.
Wanda: Oh, I know I've got that freaky ring somewhere. (She found it, from her hand) Oh, here it is.
(She give the ring slowing, and they going to the volcano)
Wanda: Only the chosen on can take this ring and drop it into the fire of Dark Mount Gloom.
Lana: What is Dark Mount Gloom?
Wanda: Well, Lana, this a mount is made of--
(She toke a bit)
Timmy: What? Are you telling us this mountain is chocolate?
Kanaka: I love chocolate!
Wanda: Dark Chocolate.
Wanda: What? Can't I have some fun on these wishes?
(They made it to the top, they go blow away from the wind)
Cosmo: Timmy, throw the ring in the lava!
(Timmy walks to the lava and throw the ring in it, and the wind the sun comes up)
Timmy: You said it, Mickey. Seriously, how about we have a little bit more action in my next chosen one mega action trilogy wish?
Wanda: You got it.
(They going Timmy's third trilogy wish)
Timmy: WHOO HOO!
Timmy: I'm chosen one magic wizard boy Timmy Totter, and I'm playing Pooferscoop.
(Timmy follow Poof)
Cosmo: Timmy Totter? I prefer tater totters.
(Cosmo hit that building)
(Wanda toke a bit on her broomstick)
Wanda: Oh, you've got to try this pretzel broomstick.
Tino: And this pizza broomstick.
Ash: They are good just like the poke-puffs.
Timmy: That does it. I'm not making any more wishes before breakfast.
(Timmy got zapped)
Carver: What was that?
Shaggy: Why do you ask... her?
Wanda: Oh, No! It's the ultimate bad, nasty wizard, Moldywart.
Vicky: It's not Moldy, but it is indeed a wart. (Laughing)
Cosmo: Timmy, before you guys get destroyed, can you wish me up some ketchup for the tots?
(Than Vicky zapped the building throw and her head pops out throw that hole)
Vicky: Ha Ha! Here's Moldy.
(They start flying again, and Jorgen comes in)
(He did arid of Vicky)
Timmy: Cool, Jorgen got rid of Moldywart, and now We can scoop the poof.
(He start chasing Poof, again. Then Jorgen give rid of Cosmo and Wanda. Then finally Timmy got it)
(The Jorgen give rid of Poof, too)
Timmy: Poof? Have, what gives? We're playing a game here!
Lori: That's right, we were, Jorgen. What is going on?
Jorgen: The Fun times are over. This is not a game. Remain the shadows. Do not speak his name!
Timmy: Uh, you're freaking us out here, dude.
(And Jorgen send Timmy and his friends falling)
(And he landed at his house)
I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!
Tino: Oh! We're back your house, Timmy.
Timmy: You're right, Tino, A trilogy wish with a twist ending. I'll wish up another sequel after school: The Chosen one 4: Jorgen's a Jerk.
Spike the Dog: Nice title.
Timmy: Thank you.
(Then someone's stomach growled)
Serena: Shaggy, was that your stomach?
Lincoln: Let's get some breakfast.
Timmy: Ok then. Cosmo? Wanda? Poof?
Shaggy: Like, where they go?
Sci-Twi: They were here a moment ago.
Brock: Looks like they've disappeared when Jorgen showed up.
Lana: That's right. He must have taken them somewhere.
Timmy: Well, then, guess we'll meet up with them later.
(They went inside)
Timmy: Hay, dad, mom. Can I get some cereal? Something crunchy that's bad for me? Preferably with a toy with the box?
Tino: I would like pancakes.
Sunset Shimmer: Same for me.
Mr. Turner: Honey, why is a buck-toothed street urchin wearing a pink hat calling us "Mom" and "Dad," and also, why all those people and a talking dog are here and asking for food?
Timmy: Um, 'cause I'm your son?
Fred: Yeah, Timmy, remember, your son?
Shido: Yeah, he's your son.
Mrs. Turner: But we don't have a son. We decided against having children so we have more money, less responsibility, and weekends free.
Mr. Turner: Yeah, having kids would only tie us down and prevent us from doing fun things, like going to this weekend's Big M.A.R.F. Festival.
Timmy: The Middle-aged Rock festival?
Both: 'Cause you're never too old to rock and roll!
(they beak their backs)
Both: Ow! Our Backs!
Lor: Are you two out of your minds!?
Sci-Twi: You're guys 50-60 years old.
Mr. Turner: They are right. Maybe we are too old. To the heating Pads!
Mrs. Turner: Grab a muffin, and let yourself and your friends out, street urchin.
(They walk away in pain)
Timmy: Street Urchin? M.A.R.F. festival?
Tino: What's going on, Timmy.
Lynn: Dude, I think something had to do with Jorgen.
Spike the Dog: I'm with you, Lynn.
Timmy: Eh, I've had weirder mornings.
(He put a color one)
Timmy: No, not that one.
Tino: Yeah, you know since the last time you tried that.
Sunset Shimmer: It was a disaster.
Carver: It sure was.
Sakura: I remember it just like it was yesterday.
Lori: Okay, don't start a flaskback.
(Then The Crime Empire is watching them)
Penguin: Well look at that. Looks like his parents don't remember him.
Negaduck: It seems Jorgen got rid of the memories of Timmy Turner so they won't say his name and give away the heroes location.
Joker: Is that so.
The Liquidator: Yes, Joker it is.
Megavolt: We will destroy them at once!
Penguin: Not yet, we have to find them first.
Quackerjack: Let's go tell our friends and search for them.
(they walk away)
(At the School)
Timmy: Cosmo? Wanda? Where the heck are they?
Kanaka: Something strange is going on here.
Twilight: You said it, Kanaka.
Lincoln: This is stranger than our world.
Timmy: Well, If I have to face the education system without magic, I better be prepared.
(At the the classroom, Timmy, Tino and his friends walks in)
Timmy: Hey, guys. Where's my seat?
Chester: Wow, a new kids who doesn't know we're not cool!
Timmy: What are you talking about? I know you're not cool, and It's me. HELLO!
Tino: Do you remember him?
Kanaka: You know him since forever, Chester!
Sci-Twi: Yeah I'm Twilight.
Spike the Dog: And Spike. Remember?
A.J.: I'm A.J., the class genius, new kids. You can have my seat. I'll stand.
Carver: A.J. You know us, Timmy Turner!
Scooby: Yeah, and Scooby-Doo, too.
Sunset Shimmer: You've got to remember us, A.J. and Chester!
Raye: Yeah, you guys, and Timmy are friends.
Timmy: Guys, we're not a--
Mr. Crocker: New Kids! Don't you guys know these kids aren't cool? A.J.(he use a megaphone), "F" FOR STANDING! Man, I love megaphones. Okay, class, Today's assignment is to think of clever ways to destroy the new kids' self-esteem.
Timmy: But we're not a new kids. Look, I've even done the homework you assigned on the Big Dipper.
Mr. Crocker: Hmm, an overachieving suck-up. I like it. But "F"!
Mr. Crocker: That's how we roll in the fifth grade. And everyone knows there's no such thing as the "Big Dipper."
Sci-Twi: You got to be kidding me.
Mr. Crocker: Oh I'm not kidding.
Timmy: The Big Dipper doesn't exist?
A.J.: Where'd you guys move here from, Dumbsville?
(Everyone is laughing at them)
Timmy: I've lived here my whole life! And Tino visits me all the time! What's wrong with you guys? I'm you best friend. You beat me up every day. And I've been in love with you since kindergarten!
Mr. Crocker: Awkward.
Carver: This is going to be embarrassing.
Lucy: You're telling me.
Ash: Lucy, you have to stop scaring us like that!
Timmy: First my parents, now you guys. What's wrong with everyone? Look at me. I'm Timmy, Timmy Turner!
(Then, Head Eliminator and The Crime Empire comes in)
Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Two-Face: Hello, everyone.
Timmy: Okay, Who the heck are they?
Tish: The Crime Empire!? What are they doing here?!
Aria Blaze: Don't forget about us.
Ash: The Dazzlings! Team Rocket!
Jessie: That's right.
James: (spoken) Pump it up to the max.
Jessie and James: (sung) You know us as Team Rocket and we fight for what is wrong. We're tired of our motto, so we thought we try a song.
Jessie and James: The speed of light, prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
James: I am the handsome one.
Jessie: I'm the gorgeous one.
Jessie and James: Looking good, there's lots of fun, we get some things wrong, but we keep rolling along.
Jessie, James, and Meowth: We're gonna capture you guys, we hope to do it soon, and when we do, we'll be the new stars of this...cartoon!
Kyoko: Hi there, don't forget about us.
Lynn: Oh no, it's Kyoko, Aya, and Yuki.
Yuki: Come on you're always unhappy to see us.
Aya: Totally, you're the worst like people.
Kurumi: Hello, Shido, darling.
Tohka: Not you again!
Ash: What do you want from him now!?
Attila: Nothing. Except for revenge!
Hun: That's right.
Lita: Attila and Hun! What are you doing here!?
Attila: To destroy you all, that's what!
Chester: Wow, another new kids!
(The Eliminator shout a laser with his gun)
Chester: Who shoots deadly lasers!
Mr. Crocker: Okay, class, new assignment. Run for your-- darn this chalk--Life!
(Crocker and students screams and left the classroom)
(Head Eliminate lifts Mr. Crocker's desk)
Kyoko: There you are.
Sonata Dusk: Hey, Tino.
Tino: Argh-man they've caught us!
Lynn: What shall we do now?
Adagio Dazzle: Nothing, except Tino will belong to us!
Kyoko: What about Timmy?
Adagio Dazzle: Let the Head Eliminator take care of that.
Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(He destroy his desk)
Timmy: It's official. This is the weirdest morning ever!
Tino: Run for your lives!
Ash: Run for it!
Misty: Hey, wait for us!
(They start running)
Negaduck: Drat! They're getting away! What do we do?!
Adagio Dazzle: Get them, you fools!
Timmy: We got to get out of here fast. No. No.
(They found A.J.'s Ride)
Tino: Great! That'll make a clean getaway!
Lincoln: Come on, we've got to get on it!
Brock: And go fast!
(they got on it)
Timmy: Thank you, A.J.
(They drove off)
Misty: That was a close one.
Daphne: Tell me about it. I've almost have to start my make-over over again.
Adagio: Where's are they?
Attila: There they are!
(All the Villains get on Head Eliminator and fly off, cut up of them)
Head Eliminator: Timmy Turner. Eliminate Timmy Turner.
Kyoko: We've found ya! Now you can't escape us!
Shaggy: They've spotted us!
Timmy: We to find Cosmo and Wanda and wish robo-dork and the villains away.
(They hide in that build broad)
Timmy: That was close.
Fred: Good thing that build broad were here.
Tish: This is terrible.
Amy: Could get worst.
(Jorgen grab Them)
Timmy: Ah! Don't eliminate us! I'm not---
Jorgen: Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Jorgen! Man, are we glad to see you... And to see somebody who knows me.
Tino: Tell us what's going on?
(Jorgen brings out weapon)
Timmy: Now We're not so glad.
Shaggy: Don't shoot, I'm wearing studio property!
Narue: Really, Shaggy?
(They duck and Jorgen Shut Head Eliminator and The Villains)
Timmy: What is that thing?
Brock: And why the Villains working with him?
Jorgen: I told you guys not to say Timmy's name, like I sort of just did. They have really good hearing.
Bushroot: Oh, you want to play that way, huh? Well, take this!
(Head Eliminator opens his mouth blows in Timmy and Tino and his friends)
Timmy: And a really big mouth. Ah! Help!
(Timmy, Tino and his friends blow away, and Jorgen got them)
Jorgen: Hang On!
Misty: Guys, this looks like we're doomed.
Carver: No, it's a minor setback.
Men: (Voice) You're listening to K.R.E.P., Creepy music for those creepy alley cliff-hangers.
Jorgen: I hate this station.
(He left them go)
Carver: Now we're doomed.
Jorgen: Guys, hang on!
All: To what?
Jorgen: Good Point!
(Jorgen Poof a rope to get them out of his mouth)
Jorgen: Now we shut that pie hole with a manhole.
(Jorgen throw something to the Head Eliminator)
Negaduck: You not stopping us, that easy. Give us Timmy and Tino, and we're let you go for now. Or keep them and you'll be sorry!
Jorgen: Althought I sympathize with you sentiments, I cannot allow that to happen at this time.
(Jorgen poof a morcycle)
Jorgen: Hop on my hog and hold me tight.
(They got on and drove off)
Adagio Dazzle: After them!
(Head Eliminator and The Villains fly off, too, and cut them up, again)
(At Timmy's House)
Mrs. Turner: There goes that street urchin and his friends. Ooh, They's living on the edge.
Mr. Turner: Eeh! Not as Edgy as we're gonna be cruising in the the M.A.R.F. Machine on our way to the M.A.R.F. Festival. Now to make sure we have enough goodies to keep road trip rockin'. Stuff of my stomach, stuff for my back, stuff for my throat, and the nasel spray for my deviated septum.
Mrs. Turner: Let's Party!
(they broke their backs,again)
Both: Our Backs!
Mr. Crocker: Hey, fellow M.A.R.F.ers. I'm going to Middle-aged Rock Festival too, and I could use a ride.
Mr. Turner: Look, Pal. Gas, glasses or aspirnin. Nobody rides for free.
Mr. Crocker: Let's M.A.R.F.!
(they got in the car and drove off and come back)
Mrs. Turner: Middle-Aged Bladder. Potty break!
Both: Right behind you!
(Back to them)
Aya: We got you now!
Timmy: They're gaining on us. Oh, and by the way, who is he?
Jorgen: There will be time for explanations when you all are safe.
(They go throw the mall's wall into the fairlyworld, but the Villains didn't made it, so they crash throw the the wall into the mall)
Aria Blaze: Great! Now what?
(Head Eliminator dress up as a cool guy, than he send two Eliminators)
Head Eliminator: Now eliminate Timmy Turner.
Adagio Dazzle: You guys go with Head Eliminator, I'll look for where Timmy's hide out.
Aya: Good Idea.
The Grand Duke of Owls: We'll find quick as a flash.
(they split up)
(At Fairly World)
Jorgen: Well, that was a close one.
Brock: You said it.
Sakura: What's this place.
Tino: It's FairlyWorld.
Jorgen: Now hang on to me again. We have a long road ahead of us. But know one thing: All the fairies are safe and hidden where the enemy cannot find them.
Kazuto: And where is it, actually?
(All the fairies is in that Gumball machine at "Snacks")
Wanda: Ah! Where are we? Last time I remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
Cosmo: And the last thing I remember is you saying the last you remember is Jorgen pulling us out of Timmy's Trilogy wish.
Cupid: Oh! We're in a gumball machine.
Tooth fairy: I hope we're sugarless.
Cosmo: Every Fairly in the FairlyWorld must be in here.
Juandissimo: I'm more of a fireball than a gumball. At least we're not at the bottom, like Binky.
Binky: (Voice) Hi, guys.
Wanda: Well, I don't know why Jorgen put us in here, but we're getting out. Oh, no, our wands are gone.
Cosmo: and our hands are gone!
Tooth Fairly: But at least we're safe.
(Then a boy just comes in)
Cosmo: Not Safe!
(He bring Binky out)
All: Uh, no! He's got Binky!
Binky: I don't want to be a Gumballlllll!
(He start chewing Binky)
All: Ah, The horror!
(he brings out all the money out)
All: The Quarters
The Cave Prophecy
(At the Jungle)
Jorgen: Don't let go.
(At a snow storm)
(At the desert's rest stop)
Jorgen: You guys could have let go that time.
(And Back to Fairly World)
Timmy: We're back here again?
Jorgen: Oh, You've got to be kidding me.
Sakura: Where we going, anyway?
Jorgen: The Cave of Destiny. It is all your questions will be answered.
Shaggy: Like, wow.
Luan: Destiny my make-over.
Linclon: So, where's it's it?
Spike the Dog: Maybe is that mountain over there?
Timmy: Yeah, Spike's right, it is that cave up there.
(they found it)
Jorgen: Man, why can I never find that place?
(Cut to The Dazzlings)
Adagio Dazzle: This is it, girls. The moment we've been waiting for.
Sonata Dusk: Lunch?!
Adagio Dazzle: [groan] To make Tino finally join us.
Sonata Dusk: Oh. Right.
Adagio Dazzle: Once Timmy and Tino is know real truth about the The Chosen One, we'll set a trap to finally cot them
Aria Blaze: Than we voice engry to make Tino to join us and than we destroy the other? [sarcastically] Some plan, Adagio.
Adagio Dazzle: It won't be the same as the times before! Tino will be ours. Once that's done, We'll control the Darkness and than we'll take over the Universe.
Sonata Dusk: But we can get lunch after though, right? It's Taco Tuesday!
Adagio Dazzle: Just follow my lead.
Aria Blaze: Or my lead.
Adagio Dazzle: My lead!
(At the cave)
Timmy: The Cave of Destiny is creepy.
Jorgen: Oh, these are just from last year's halloween party... I think. We also rent out the cave for weddings and bar mitzvahs.
Sunset Shimmer: Really?
Jorgen: Yeah, really.
Timmy: Okay, where was I? Oh, yeah.
All: What's going on?
Jorgen: Maybe these pretty pictures will help.
(He poof of a prophesy pictures)
Jorgen: Or, as we call them in Fairly World... (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
Timmy: The cave prophesy?
Jorgen: No, you're not saying it right. Go with the echo. (in booming voice) The Cave Prophesy!
Lynn: What's that?
Jorgen: I'll tell you. In ancient Fairy Times, A fairy's main job was to fight, no frolic.
Luan: Well, I'll frolic over there. (Laughs)
Jorgen: Can I continue, please?
Jorgen: They constantly battled a mysterious enemy called The Darkness.... And Its agents of destruction, eliminators. And they fairy warriors were victorious only when they combined all of their wand powers and neutralized The Darkness with its natural enemy, light. But our ancient ancestors feared the mysterious foe would come back. So they sent millions of our strongest soldiers into the void of space to illuminate it... So that should the Darkness ever return, we will have a shield of protection no unlike today's underarm deodorants.
Ash Ketchum: That's great.
Timmy: Do you have any popcorn?
Jorgen: Small, Medium, or Large?
Timmy: Surprise me.
Tino: So the stars in space are really fairy warriors.
Timmy: And they watching out for the Darkness?
Jorgen: They are our first warning system. And Dazzlings is knows everything about The Darkness, and that's why they bring all the villains they know, and get Tino to join them and take over the universe.
Sunset Shimmer: Their obsession of you must be growing stronger.
Mina: They do have the charms Tino.
Lincoln: Yeah, no matter how many times Tino says no, they continue to do it.
Origami: Those girls won't quit.
Velma: Besides, they won't give up until Tino joins them.
Misty: It couldn't be. Hey Jorgen, is there something about the Big Dipper?
Jorgen: Yep. And last night, our deepest outpost, the Big Dipper brigade, just disappeared.
Timmy: The Big Dipper. That's why Crocker said it didn't exist!
Jorgen: Yes, I had to wipe away all memory of its existence so people wouldn't freak out. I also wiped away any memory of you so that no one would say your name and give away you location.
Timmy: So this great, but how does it affect us?
Jorgen: I'm not finished. Our ancestors then hid an all-powerful magic wand, the could destroy the darkness, should it ever return. And to protect this white wand form falling into the wrong hands, they decided that only a chosen one could possess it and unlock its true powers.
Brock: So, where is it?
Jorgen: No one knows,but it's said, that this cryptic message reveals its location. So far, no one has been able to solve the ancient riddle.
Timmy: "The Wand is hidden in a rock and sealed with a kiss..."
Sunset Shimmer: What does that mean?
Jorgen: You tell to Timmy, because the chosen one is him, Timmy Turner!
Kotori: What the living devil!
Jorgen: Yes, check it out. Pink hat, big teeth, initials T.T. And I am not the only one who knows it.
Timmy: The Eliminators and Villains were here? They know I'm the chosen one? And you just said my name out loud?
Jorgen: And it echoed a bit too, didn't it?
Kotori: They could be here any minute!
???: In fact, we are.
(It was Adagio Dazzle)
Ash Ketchum: It's Adagio!
Lincoln: And Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk!
Reine: What are you three doing here?
Adagio Dazzle: We knew you'll be here, so we've followed you here to this cave.
Timmy: If that's so why are you girls obsessed with Tino? He never loved you in you life!
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, I'm the one, who's Tino's girlfriend, not you!
Adagio Dazzle: Why? Because you didn't? We know everything about you Timmy Turner. You're just an average kid that no one understands, until he got fairies.
Sunset Shimmer: Hey, leave him alone, he didn't do anything to you!
Aria Blaze: Waiting for a wand comes, while your friens to take all thhe credit to deafet all of us?
Adagio Dazzle: Oh, yes, you guys are so tight. And yet... you worry that you all will be destroy by us.
Aria Blaze: Probably afraid that you all can't defeat everyone one of us.
Sonata: To bad! So sad!
Adagio Dazzle: If it's any consolation, no one is going to remember you at all by the time we're done. And soon, Tino will be ours.
Sonata Dusk: Oh boys.
(Then, the Lead Eliminator appears)
Head Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Man, that thing looks terrifying!
(Then, two more showed up)
Kyoko: We're here and we've brought back-up to destroy you.
Timmy: Get us out of here!
Lincoln: And Fast!
(He calls out his motorcycle, they got on again, and drove off)
Joker: They geting away!
Adagio: Get them!
(They fly off, again)
(They going into the wall)
Timmy: (Yells) We're heading for the wall!
Jorgen: Don't worry. We will vanish before we--
(They crashed in to the wall)
Timmy: Listen, as the chosen one, I choose to be not the chosen one! I've never been chosen for anything: Not kickball, not lab partner. Why? Because of my choice!
Hagime: Honestly now?
Misty: Come on, Timmy.
Mana: You have think before you say it.
Timmy: No, cause I'm bad chose!
Carver: Cut to the chase, you're the Chosen One!
Jorgen: Carver's right. The Cave Prophesy does not lie.
Sunset Shimmer: Well, what do we do?!
Jorgen: Don't worry; I have a plan.
Timmy: Ah, thanks Goodness.
Jorgen: If it's you they want, it's you they'll get.
Timmy: We hate that plan!
Shaggy: No way!
Amy: Absolutely not!
Fred: Yeah, how you gonna do it, turn into "Timmy"?
(Jorgen turn into his self to Timmy)
Fred: I'd had to ask.
Timmy: Plan's getting better.
Jorgen: Good luck, guys. You were a pain in my butt, but...
(Nobody get's it)
Jorgen: Well, that's all I got. Good lock.
Timmy: Where you going?
Kazuto: You're not going to be safe!
Shido: Think about it Jorgen.
Jorgen: For you guys to go on, The Darkness and The Dazzlings must believe you have been Eliminated. Don't worry, Timmy, you got Tino and his pals with you. Remember, The wand is hidden in a rock sealed with a kiss.
Velma: Good Lock, dude. I give him 10 minutes.
Jorgen: Hello! I am Timmy Turner. Tino and his friends are gone for some reason. Look how stupid I am. (babbling)
Aria Blaze: Head Eliminator, You know what to do?
(Head Eliminator sucked Jorgen up and some Eliminators)
Head Eliminator: Finally, we have the chosen one.
Aya: And now, Tino and friends are surrender.
Adagio Dazzle: And now, me and the girls will have Tino to ourselves with out trouble.
Eliminator 1#: Can we stay? We saw some cool shops on main street.
Eliminator 2#: Yeah, no ones said all of you were the boss of us, and--
(He sucked up two Eliminators, The Villains and himself)
Timmy: Hello? Jorgen?
Fred: Hey, where'd they go!?
Narue: I don't know.
Timmy: Hello? Jorgen? Anybody? We can't stop the Darkness and Villains by ourselves. How Do I find the Wand? How Do we get back to earth? What am I supposed to do?
Tino: Hello? Is anyone here?
Timmy: Wait a minute.
Timmy: All those stars are fairy warriors ready to stop the Darkness.
Lila: That's right.
Timmy: Yes! We're not alone!
(All the stars are gone)
Tino: Oh no, They're gone.
Back on Earth
(Back on Earth)
Officer 1#: Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. Uh-huh. Yeah. I see.
(He send M.E.R.F. alarm)
Officer 2#: What's with the M.E.R.F. Alarms?
Officer 1#: Look, it's probably nothing, but it seems that every star in the sky has completely vanished.
Officer 2#: Eh, you're right: It's probably nothing. (He spill his drink) Every star in the sky has vanished?
Officer 1#: Should we put out an emergency broadcast letting the population of earth know that an alien attack is imminent?
Officer 2#: Yes, the people have a right to know what's going on. Or...
(At M.A.R.F. Machine Radio)
Men: (Voice) In others news, The Government has announced that they turned off the stars to conserve energy.
Mr. Turner: Ooh, I totally believe that. We have such a great government.
Mrs. Turner: And they're never lied to us, because deceiving people is wrong.
Mr. Crocker: Fan belt's fixed. let's M.A.R.F. and roll, Baby!
(They drove off and stopped, again)
All: Potty break!
(Back to Fairly World)
Timmy: Okay, Don't panic, guys. I'm the chosen one. All we have to do is get back to Earth, get the dumb wand, and defeat The Darkness and the villains.
Luna: Maybe we find it later, right now, we gotta find the way to get back to earth and find that wand.
Sunset Shimmer: Than when is all done, we live happy ever after, right?
Timmy: Yeah, we don't know what's Darkness looks like.
Tino: Um, Timmy. I think we have a problem.
(The Darkness comes in)
Timmy: Okay, that must be it. (Screams)
Tino: Run for your lives!
Ash: Run for it!
Misty: Hey, wait for us!
(They start running, again)
Timmy: How We get back to Earth? Wait; Jorgen's Fairy Cycle.
(Every one got in the Fairy Cycle)
Timmy: Awesome! We'll just blast through this portal, and then Turner--
(They jump off the cycle with no move-ness, they start running, again)
Brock: We're trapped!
Lincoln: We're trapped! There's no way out!
Sunset Shimmer: There's got to be another way!
Tino: That's right! Any ideas, Timmy?!
Timmy: Think, Turner. What fairy goes back and forth to Earth more than anybody?
Lynn: Um, you mean like a Tooth Fairy?
Timmy: Bingo! Tooth Fairly Enterprises, home of the legendary quarter transporter. Every time an Earth Kid puts a tooth under their pillow, It comes here, and it's replaced, by cold, hard cash.
Tish: Of course, she does that all the time.
Lita: Good idea!
Amy: How does it work?
Timmy: It's easy. I just making it the the turner returner.
Otis: I don't get.
Human Rarity: Me either, but let's see whether it works.
(Every one is on the conbar- balt)
Timmy: I hope this works.
(All of Fairly World is sucked up By the Darkness)
(Back on Earth)
Boy: I wonder what the Tooth fairy left.
(He found Timmy and the others)
Timmy: Shh. Dude, I'm the Chosen One.
Boy: No, you're a crazy kids under my pillow who stole my quarter! Mom, quarter thiefies!
Boy: My dad's a cop!
(Than Cop car chasing them)
(They trip and when into the sewer line, Timmy found a wanted sign of him)
Timmy: That was Quick.
Tino: Yeah, to quick. Now they're after us.
Sci-Twi: What shall we do?
Ash: Perhabs, we should hide.
Misty: Well, thanks to that misunderstood boy we should hide.
Tohka: Okay, let's go find it.
Reine: The first wand. Yes.
Timmy: Yeah, and there's no way we can locate this wand on our own. Cosmo, Wanda, where are you?
(Back at "Snacks")
Cosmo: He's still chewing Binky.
Boy: Ugh, this one lost its flavor.
(He throw Binky)
Binky: It's horrible in there. And he recently had nachos.
(he got Wanda)
Boy: Ooh, a tasty pink gumball.
Cosmo: Wanda! Wanda! No!
(Cosmo say Wanda)
Wanda: Cosmo, No!
Juandissimo: Wanda, I feel terrible for your loss. Would you like to make out?
(Cosmo break free out of boy's mouth)
Cosmo: Who's up for a balloon ride to freedom?
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof got out of "Snacks")
Juandissimo: Quick, everyone. Into the gross kid mouth!
(Every Fairy went into kid's mouth and he fell off the table)
Wanda: Cosmo, you saved us.
Cosmo: Hang on to my bubble butt, baby! Whee!
(Back to Timmy)
Timmy: The Chosen one was alone in the city. But he and his friends knew if they could find his fairies, he could solve this ancient riddle and locate the--
(They got hit by a bus)
Woman: Okay, follow me to see the kiss, Schmodin's most famous sculpture, here at the Dimmsdale Art Museum.
Timmy: The Kiss. Wait a second. The White wand is hidden in the rock and sealed with a kiss. I don't need Cosmo and Wanda. The Wand is in that statue.
Velma Dinkley: I'm not so sure about that.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we must've gotten the riddle all wrong, but let's check it out
(Inside the building)
Woman: Considered priceless, the statue is 500 years old. More than a work of art, it's a work of magic.
Timmy: Excuse me. Coming through. Hey, hey, what's going on? How's tricks? Like the shoes.
(Timmy broke it)
Woman: Suffering Statues!
Timmy: Don't panic. I'm the Chosen One. I'm saving your lives.
Timmy: There's no wand. Where's the wand?
Ash Ketchum: We must have got the riddle all wrong. Let's go before-
Men: Freeze, Statue smasher!
Men 2#: Hey, he's also the Quarter thief.
Timmy: And that's when the Chosen One Decided to... Run!
(He run outside and stop)
Men 3#: And tell us, mystery lady, have you seen the evil perpetrator?
Timmy: Uh, nope. I'm just standing here, being a lady. I use lipstick.
Men 3#: Thanks, trustworthy citizen with a renaissance smile. Move out, boys!
Timmy: No wander I'm the Chosen One. I'm good.
Tino: Yeah, that was easy for being the master of disquise. You'd gave them the slip.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, great one, too.
Timmy: Yeah, come on, let's go!
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One is here. We were fooled. Find them. And someone tell Adagio about it.
Eliminator 1#: And we will... Right after we hit the sweet Pink Shirt shop.
Head Eliminator: What?
Eliminator 2#: Oh, you're the only one who gets to wear cool Earth clothes?
Head Eliminator: Ugh. Hurry up.
(They wen into the shop and got pink t-shirt)
(At Timmy's house)
Timmy: I know Jorgen erased everyone's memory of me, But let's just hope he didn't erase... The Timmy Cave.
Lor: Of course, the Timmy Cave! What are waiting for Let's go there!
Spike: Well alright! Let's go.
(Everyone went down into the Timmy Cave)
Timmy: I knew the Fairy Snacking Tracking Device would pay off Someday.
(And it show they in Las Vegas)
Timmy: Los Vegas? Okay, not a problem. 'Cause I have The Turner Cycle.
Fred: Yeah, what can go wrong?
Spike the Dog: You know what time it is?
Timmy: Time to rock and roll.
(They got out and his M.E.R.F. Van)
Officer 1#: Well, Well. Just the man M.E.R.F.'s looking for.
To Las Vegas
Officer 2#: You're and you're friends in a lot of trouble, mister, because according to our records, you have no records. You don't exist!
Officer 1#: And that's why you're at The Military Extraterrestrial Research Facility. M.E.R.F. for short.
Timmy: We're not aliens!
Misty: We're just, some kids, and a talking dog!
Sunset Shimmer: You guys are dumb officers! You guys would know We're from Canterlot.
Officer 2#: Well, these pictures of you on a hovercraft being chased through Dimmsdale by a shape-shifting mambot suggest otherwise.
Officer 1#: And these photos were taken an hour ago.
Timmy: Wait. The Eliminators are back?
Lynn: That's not good.
Kazuto: We're doomed!
Lincoln: Don't worry, they won't find us here, as long as they don't say Timmy's name out loud.
Lucy: You mean his full name.
Officer 1#: If I were you, I'd surrender now and let us start dissecting you.
Officer 2#: You think this is a joke, huh? You think we're idiots? Well, I've got news for you. They don't give out high-tech neural stun rays to idiots.
Officer 1#: Or laser blasters able to cut concrete walls five feet thick.
Officer 2#: And you sure don't get a super spy car with a trunk full of spy stuff unless you know what you're doing.
Both: Yeah, we Rock!
Officer 2#: I hope they doesn't take the car.
Timmy: Now to find Cosmo and Wanda by linking this computer to the Timmy Cave Supercomputer.
Mr. Crocker: Word to the wise: Don't wipe with cactus.
(Back at "Snacks")
Woman: What'll ti be, fellas?
Head Eliminator: Do you have any Uranium?
Woman: Uh, no.
Eliminator 1#: Well'll have the Chicken Fingers.
Woman: That's fine.
Head Eliminator: You guys look totally stupid.
Eliminator 1#: That's because you're stupid.
(He suck the half of "Snacks")
Head Eliminator: Next time, use a straw, will ya?
(Than the TV is on)
Chet Ubetcha: This Chet Ubetcha on this convenient news network. The Quarter Thief/Statue Smasher is on the loose and last seen heading towards Las Vegas. But just like all the stars being gone from the sky, The government assures us we have nothing to worry about.
Head Eliminator: Let's go to Vegas.
(They heading to vegas and Eliminator 1# come back from his order)
Eliminator 1#: Do you have any ranch dressing?
(Back to Timmy)
Shaggy: Where are Cosmo and Wanda.
Lita: Where to now?
Timmy: Well, according to this, Cosmo and Wanda are right in front of us, But I don't see--
(Than Cosmo, Wanda and Poof is font of them, and started the car spinning)
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! I missed you guys so much.
Carver: And why you all gumballs?
Narue: Um Timmy, Poof's teething on your arm, again.
Timmy: Wow, what a future. Ugh! Jorgen said he to protect you, but this what he camp up with: Gum?
Wanda: Protect us? For what?
Timmy: I'm not sure if this is going to make any sense, but The Darkness is back.
Lana: All because The Dazzling's trying to get Tino.
Both: The Darkness, and Dazzlings is back?
Timmy: And you've got to help us find an Ancient White Wand, 'cause I'm the chosen one.
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: (Laughing)
Ash: Hey! What's so funny!?
Velma: This is serious!
Luna: Yeah! It's true!
Wanda: Okay, The Darkness and The Dazzlings, I can buy. But you as the Chosen One.
Hagime: Hey! So far, he've been an awesome Chosen One!
Cosmo: And I suppose you want us to believe that the Eliminators and some Villains we know or don't know are chasing you too.
Timmy: Yes, But they can't find me as long as you don't say my name.
Cosmo: You mean Timmy Turner?
(And Eliminators just pops in)
Timmy: Should have seen that coming.
(They start shoting them, Timmy and the others hiding)
Timmy: I can't Believe it's all going to end while I hide behind a spy car full of cool weapons and gadgets. Wait a minute.
(Timmy turn a car into a frezze weapons)
Timmy: Yup, that'll work.
(They frezze Eliminator)
Head Eliminator: Eliminator the Chosen One.
Timmy: Awesome! And now to help you guys get back to fairy form.
(Timmy make Cosmo, Wanda and Poof into theirselfs in gum version)
Timmy: There. Back to Normal... Sorta.
Cosmo: I hate being gum. What happens if we break wind?
(Poof have a big bubble on his butt)
Cosmo: Cool! I like being Gum.
Tino: Ok that's was weird, but cool!
Wanda: Do not pop that bubble.
(Than Timmy turn into car a cycle)
Timmy: Okay, let's go find that wand.
(They let go of the cycle again)
Wanda: You stink at riding motorcycles.
(Than M.E.R.F.'s Team just comes in)
Officer 2#: Freeze, Quarter-stealing statue-smashing spy car thief!
Misty: Oh no. Not them again.
Cosmo: And Now you've got bigger problems.
(And than, Darkness just comes in)
Timmy: And even bigger problems!
(also, Cosmo has a big bubble on his butt, too)
Wanda: Don't pop that either.
Officer 2#: Timmy Turner, we're placing you all under arrest by order of M.E.R.F.
Officer 1#: Not to be confused with M.A.R.F., which we have tickets to tonight!
Officer 2#: By the way, cool balloon animal thingies.
Timmy: Do you guys not see that giant swirling portal of death, by control a three singing girl group? Don't you want to do something to stop it? Call the general. Call the President.
Daphne: You guys are part of USA, do something!
Lori: Yeah, do something!
Officer 1#: Can't. They're all going to M.A.R.F. It's gonna be awesome!
Officer 2#: We're gonna rock out to crosby, stills and ashes; neil not young; bachman-turner over- the-hill.
Officer 1#: and the M.A.R.F.iest band in the world, KISS!
Jrogen: (Voices in Timmy's head) Find the white wand. It is hidden in the rock and...
Timmy: Sealed with a Kiss! The white wand is a guitar at the M.A.R.F. Festival, starring KISS!
Wanda: Nice work, Timmy. We got to get that guitar so you can stop the Darkness.
Officer 1#: You're not going anywhere.
Officer 2#: Any last words before you're freeze-blasted and dissected?
Timmy: Yes. Wanda, get ready to pop the bubbles.
(Timmy and Wanda pop Cosmo andPoof's bubble and everyone is handing on also, the Officers freeze each ofter)
Timmy: Like I said before, don't mess with the chosen one.
Cosmo: Or captain bubblepants!
(They got on M.E.R.F.'s Jet)
Timmy: Now to hit autopilot and get this hunk of M.E.R.F. to M.A.R.F.
(They toke off and malt the Eliminator, and they toke off, too)
(Mean while back with Villains)
Adagio Dazzle: Looks like they're going to the M.A.R.F concert, huh? Sounds fun.
Kurumi: They might find the White Wand, but this is far from over.
Joker: That's right, cause the Darkness is the Dazzlings to control.
Yuki: That's right, and those guys can't stop us.
The Grand Duke of Owls: That's right, it'll get rid Tino's friends once and for all.
Jessie: And when the time is right the heroes will be defeated and the Earth will be ours.
Adagio Dazzle: And Tino will have no choice but to join the Dazzling for world domination
(now back to Timmy, and they crash a sign)
Cosmo: What happens in Vegas-- Well, you know the rest.
Timmy: Come on!
(Timmy, Tino and his friends, and Cosmo, Wanda and Poof went last)
Cosmo and Wanda: We're coming, guys!
Tino and his friends meets K.I.S.S.
(at the entrance)
Timmy: Look, pal, I have to get into this festival. It's a long story, but I'm the chosen one.
Man: No one get in without a ticket or backstage pass.
Timmy: Oh, really? Okay. Here's my backstage pass.
(Timmy blast his weapon into the wall)
Man: Uh, oh, enjoy the show.
(They went in)
Men: Give it up for KISS!
(Than KISS just come out)
Paul and Gene: Are you too old to rock and roll?
Crowd: No! Aaah, our backs!!
Timmy: There's the white wand.
Ash: Let's go get it!
Misty: Wait, if they spotted us, they'll kick us out of this concert.
Wanda: She's right. But how are you going to get onto the stage to get it?
Kazuto: Oh, I had a idea.
(at the stage)
Leni: So, what's the plan again?
Kazuto: Tino go with Timmy get the wand and you guys hold the rope, got it?
Tino: Got it.
Sunset Shimmer: Be careful, Tino.
Timmy: Alright then, just grab the other end of the line, and lower me and Lincoln down. We'll sang the wand you pull us back up.
(They went down to fast)
(They landed on that guy)
Wanda: I thought you were holding the line.
Cosmo: What line?
Sunset Shimmer: (groans)
Gene: All right! Let's hear a guitar solo, yeah.
Paul: Who the heck is that?
Lincoln: Would you believe he's The Chosen One?
KISS: The Chosen One?
(They turn their Instrument to a weapon)
Timmy: So you don't believe?
Gene: We are the galactic guardians of the White Wand.
Lincoln: I thought you were KISS.
Paul: That's our day job. We've protected the White Wand for centuries.
Timmy: Wow, you guys are older than you look.
Paul: Why do you think we wear the makeup?
Gene: And we knew that someday either an agent of the Darkness or a Chosen Savior would come to claim it.
Paul: If you're the Chosen One, you must Prove it. And you might want to hurry.
Sunset Shimmer: But how?
Luan: By rock and holling. (laughs) Get it?
Timmy: Ok, Ok, how do I prove it?
Gene: Bequeath to us Chosen Harkness, and this ax is yours to light the the Darkness. Yeah.
Lincoln: What the heck does that mean?
Paul: We were hopping he knew.
(Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Pooh and the ofter comes down)
Wanda: Timmy, they can't give you the wand until you recite the Chosen One creed or say some ancient code or something.
Tish: I'm good at codes and riddles.
Ash: It might be a riddle.
Timmy: But I don't know any ancient code. All I know is, I was eased from everyone's memories. We've barely escaped being destroyed by the Eliminators and The Villains, figured out an impossible KISS riddle, got chased by M.E.R.F to get to M.A.R.F. only to have you tell me I need a secret code, which I don't have 'cause I'm plain old TIMMY TURNER!!!!
Shido: Oh boy.
Brock: He said his name out loud, didn't he?
Paul: Yeah, and it kind of echoed a bit.
(Than Eliminators and Villains comes in)
The Grand Duke of Owls: Now we've got ya!
Head Eliminator: Eliminate the Chosen One!
Adagio Dazzle: Get them!
(They start shouting them)
Misty: Oh no you won't!
Brock: We won't let you! Go!
(They threw their Poke-balls and their pokemon came out)
Misty: We'll keep them busy! Go hide!
(They start hiding)
Gene: Okay, we believe you. The White Wand is yours.
Timmy: Awesome! What do i do with it?
Paul: You're kidding, right?
Head Eliminator: Show's over, Chosen One.
Gene: The show is never over. Time to rock and roll!
(The KISS start shout them back, Head Eliminator got rid their weapons)
Paul: Okay, all our weapons are bye-bye.
Timmy: Not every weapon. Poof, look! A teething ring!
(Poof destroy Head Eliminator weapon)
Gene: And now it's time for you to be Eliminator.
(He melt Head Eliminator)
Cosmo: That's what I call bad breath.
Lincoln: Greaat job you guys!
(They came back to life)
Carver: We didn't now they're gonna do that.
(And they start shouting again)
Timmy: You're not very good Guardians.
Paul: Well, you're not the greatest Chosen One either, bub.
(They destroy the place they hiding)
Tino: Uh oh.
Sunset Shimmer: We're trapped!
Lola and Lana: And there's no way out!
Velma: What we do?
Timmy: But we got to do something. an army's not just just going to fall from the sky and help us.
Juandissimo: (Voice) That's what you think, Chosen One!
(The other Fairly comes form the sky)
Cosmo: It's the other fairies... with bubble butts!
Juandissimo: Bubble butt brigade, ATTACK!
(They start attacked the Eliminator)
Timmy: You did it!
Lincoln: Give it up, Adagio! You lost!
Adagio: Oh have I, here Darkness.
(The Darkness comes in)
Juandissimo: We don't have enough gum to stop that.
Paul: Light the Darkness, Timmy. You're the Chosen One. This is what you were chosen for.
Timmy: But I don't know how to play guitar.
Gene: Timmy, don't play it; feel it.
(He start playing ti)
Timmy: I--I feel it!
(He start playing still, than he light the Darkness)
All: Keep rocking, Chosen One!
(H light it, again)
Narue: Yeah, you're doing it!
Luna: Rock n roll!!!
(But Timmy went too far)
Wanda: Okay, maybe that's too far.
Paul: No, it's not.
Gene: Dude, that's a long tongue.
(He light it one more time)
Wanda: It's working.
(it take all the Eliminators, than it destpire)
(The Villains runs away)
(At fairly World, Jorgen falling from the sky)
Jorgen: (Screaming) He did it! and man, was it dark in there.
(Back to Timmy)
Man: Awesome light show.
Cosmo: is it over?
(Now it stars are back in the sky)
Timmy: Now it's over. So you guys are actually fairly warriors?
Paul: We prefer the term...
Gene: MAGIC ORDER OF ROCKING FAIRIES! Yeah.
Cosmo: You mean M.O.R.F.? Not to be confused with M.E.R.F.
(Than Mr and Mrs. Turners and Mr. Crocker just comes in)
Mr. Turner: Yes! We finally made it to M.A.R.F.
Mrs. Turner: But we missed the show.
Mr. Crocker: And it looks like they really blew the lid off the place too, man.
Mr. Turner: NOOOOOO! Where are the bathrooms?
Paul and Gene: We should, like, party.
It's Party Time!
(At fairy World)
Wanda: You did it, Timmy. You found the white wand and stopped the Darkness.
Ash: And you stop The Dazzlings and Villains, too!
Linclon: Way to go Timmy!
Timmy: And since they missed M.A.R.F., I got mom, dad, and Crocker and M.E.R.F. the best seats in the house.
Wanda: How did you get Jrogen to let you do that?
Jorgen: 'Cause he's the Chosen One and I own him one. But I'm erasing all their memory of Fairy World when the show is over.
Timmy: I gotta say it's good to be the Chosen One.
(Than some guys just come in)
Turbo Thunder: At last! I, Turbo Thunder, The Chosen One, have completed my training and have arrived to obtain the White Wand and to light the Darkness. And there it is. From Titanium Teeth and Pits of Wonder, sing, White Wand with Turbo Thunder!
(He grab the wand)
Turbo Thunder: Stand down, Evil space hole of destruction! Where's the big, scary space hole? There's supposed to be a big, scary space hole. Am I late?
Carver: Who is this nutjob?
Hagime: Wait, he's the Chosen One? And Timmy is not?!
Jorgen: What? You saw the Cave Drawing too. Pink hat, buck teeth, T.T. I'm not perfect, okay?
Wanda: It doesn't matter, Timmy. You'll always be our Chosen One.
Tino: Well, looks like the universe is save for now.
Sunset Shimmer: You got that right, Tino.
Lynn: Timmy is the best Choosen One ever!
Ash: You got that right, nothing can go wrong.
(up at space)
Man: This is the Big Dipper Brigade. We're clear in the night sky. No signs of the Darkness. Wh-what is-- Oh, No!
Timmy: Well, it's great to know that everything is fine in the universe.
(Than, the stars in the sky is gone again, and meanwhile at back with the Villains)
Kurumi: Man, we were so close!
Yuki: What shall we do the heroes have won!
Adagio Dazzle: Not yet.
Negaduck: Not yet?! What do you mean "not yet"?!
Aria Blaze: We've got this.
(They show them a piece of the Eliminators)
Joker: Ooo! Something new is been added. The piece of the Eliminators.
Adgio Dazzle: And watch this.
(The the piece re-creates the Lead Eliminator)
Aya: It just like re-create itself.
Attila: How did that Robotic thing doing that?!
Sonata Dusk: Welll duh, it can rebuild itself.
Adagio Dazzle: Besides I've got another plan in mind.
Thank You, Chosen One
(At Fairly World)
(Eliminators comes in)
Cupit: The Eliminators are back.
(The Fairies fly away)
Eliminator: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(Timmy pop out)
Timmy: Don't you mean The Chosen One?
(He brings his wand out start attack them, than Head Eliminator comes in)
Head Eliminator: You cannot stop The Darkness.
(He suck him up)
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One has being eliminated.
(Than he destroy him)
Timmy: And you cannot stop the Chosen One.
(This all's a Video Game)
Timmy: And that's how you play the Chosen One Video Game.
Boy 1#: I hear when you this game, you feel like you're the Chosen One.
Boy 2#: Don't call my house anymore, 'cause I'm gonna play this game till I die. Uh-Ah-Ah-Ah.
Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One!
Timmy: Awesome. Thousands of fan cheering for me... As they should.
(Than Wanda, Cosmo, Poof, Pooh and his friends comes in)
Wanda: They love you, Timmy. You defeated the Darkness and saved Fairly World.
Ash: Wow. You are the Chosen One after all.
Daphne: Go Timothy!
Tohka: Go Timmy!
Lynn: Go Timmy, go Timmy go!
Cosmo: You're like a movie action hero except you don't have rugged good looks, tight glutes, a trophy wife who love you for your money as opposed to your first wife who loved you when you had nothing. Oh, and you don't have cool catchphrases.
Timmy: Hey! My gluties are vert tight. I do need a cool action phrase like, "Don't touch my cheese," or, "Hungry? How about a filet of fist?"
Wanda: Well, the fist one has some possiblities.
Crowd: Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One! Chosen One!
(Than Turbo Thunder comes in)
Turbo Thunder: Do not cheer for Timmy Turner. I am the true Chosen One.
Timmy: Oh, no. Here we go again.
Lor: Oh no. Not that doofus again.
Lynn: Oh brother.
Misty: The Chosen on is Timmy Turner, not you, idoit!
Turbo Thunder: For it was I, Turbo Thunder, who trained himself for many years to harness my Turbo Power to defeat the darkness. And I would have, too, if I wasn't late.
Boy: You Stink!
Turbo Thunder: You won't think I stink when the darkness returns and I save you with my Thunder Pits!
(They throw food at him)
Boy: Your Thunder Pits stinks!
Boy 1#: Hi. I am Sparky. Will you sign my white wand controller?
Timmy: "To Sparky, keep rocking. Signed, The Chosen One, You hero who stopped the Darkness and you love 'cause he's so cool."
Wanda: Uh, sorry to interrupt, your modest one, but we're late for tour white wand statue dedication.
Timmy: What? I can't leave my fans who totally love the Cho--
(At City Hall)
Jorgen: And that is why we dedicate to Timmy Turner this Chosen One Statue of him holding the real white wand that stopped the Darkness.
Crowd: Chosen One. Chosen One.
Timmy: Hmm, I'm not really sure that it captures my heroic essence.
Cosmo: Yeah, the glutes on this baby are way too tight.
Shido: I don't get it.
Wanda: Come on, Gluteus maximus, it's time to hit the talk show circuit.
Timmy: What? And leave thousands of screaming fans who love the Cho--
(At a studio)
Bill: We are back with everyone's favorite soft-gluted superhero, The Chosen One. Tell us, big "C," are you scared the darkness or some who control it might come back and try to.. Oh, I don't know, Destroy you?
Timmy: Well, Bill, if the Darkness does come back, it better come hungry.
Bill: Why is that?
Timmy: Cause I plan on serving it up some filet of fist.
Wanda: Where did he get the flaming fists?
Cosmo: Oh, he wished those up when you were in the can.
Timmy: That's why the Darkness and Villains is never coming back. Nuh-uh. Oh, no, he didn't. Ooh, Ooh.
All: Ooh, Ooh. Ooh, Ooh. Ooh, Ooh.
The Dazzling's: Plan B
(On Plant Yugopotamia)
King Gripullon Chang: Huh, huh, Huh. Another glorious Yugopotamian Day. (Sniff) The Garbage is in bloom, The swamp monsters are singing.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: And the sky is full of giant Fireballs heading right for us.
King Gripullon Chang: It's just like the night we first-- GIANT FIREBALLS!
(Fireballs come attack the plant)
King Gripullon Chang: We're under attack!
(Those fireballs is fill with Eliminators)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Are you sure you know how to operate the Royal Escape pods?
King Gripullon Chang: Of Course. I'm the king. Watch.
(He get rid the first one)
King Gripullon Chang: Um, one of us probably should have been on that.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Oh, give me that remote before you...
(Than she get rid the second one, too)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: (Chuckles) My bad.
King Gripullon Chang: Only the prince's Pod is left. But Mark is on Earth spending his days hating his home plant and chilling with the Universe's Great space warrior... Timmy Turner.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Isn't that Mark right there?
Mark: Yo, rental units. Sup?Okay, I came home for a new fake-I-fier, as my old one's on the fritz-o and it only converts me into Lady's footwear.
(He turn into Lady footwear)
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: Ooh. Nice pump.
(Than King put him last escape pode)
King Gripullon Chang: Quick, got to Earth, my son, and carry on the legacy of our beloved planet. Though you will be superior to Earthlings, do not se yourself above...
(It take off from the Queen)
King Gripullon Chang: I wasn't finished.
Queen Jipjorrulac Chang: But think we are!
King Gripullon Chang: Now, then, let me protect you, my sweet.
(He let Queen protect him, instead, than Eliminators suck them up, The Dazzlings and Head Eliminator comes in)
Adagio Dazzle: This time, my plan will be full prove!
Head Eliminator: This is a great idea, Adagio. He will not escape us this time, because he and his pals will come right to us.
(The Darkness suck the hold planet and back to Mark)
Mark: [Flying away from Yugopotamia] "Can like anybody save ussssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????"
(Back on Earth)
Male Announcer: He was just a normal, gorgeous Earth boy with tight glutes who saved Fairy World with his fist of fury. Shimmer Fairybunker is Timmy Turner in the Chosen One: Ninja.
(But that's all a movie)
Cosmo: Cool! Fairy World adopted Timmy's Life story for the big screen.
Wanda: But when did you become a ninja?
Timmy: Well, I might have tweaked the script a little.
Fred: What script?
Lisa: The script is the Chosen One defeats the Darkness, and the villians.
Leni: That type of script.
Scooby: Besides, they've lost.
Shaggy: That's right.
Tish: Well at last we dont have to beat them again.
Man: Hungry? How about... A filet of fist.
(Poof is influence the movie)
Wanda: Poof shouldn't be watching this. The Violence could negatively influence him.
Cosmo: Oh, relax, Wanda. That's just a myth.
(Then Poof plush Wanda and hit Cosmo)
Lola: That's gotta hurt.
Spike: You can say that again.
Timmy: (Talking to the phone) Yeah, this is The Chosen One, in The Chosen One Suite. Can I get for strawberry shakes, six double cheese pizzas, extra towels, and... Anyone else want something?
Lor: We would like a large pizza with anchovies, fries, waffles, jalapeno peppers on it. Did I forget anything?
Narue: Mind if Kazu and I have a sandwiches?
Ash: I would go with Brock's cooking.
Brock: Sure, I'll cook you guys something.
Lincoln: I would lke eggs.
Shaggy: Anything from the menu.
Cosmo: 9 Pounds of cocktail weenies.
Timmy: All of that and 9 pounds of Cocktail weenies.
(Than guy brinks everything up from Timmy's older)
Men: I love you, Chosen One. (Giggles)
Cosmo: "Don't touch my weenies! That could be a new catchphrase!"
Wanda: Timmy... Don't you think it's time to wrap up the Chosen one thing. And, oh, I don't know, get back to earth and school and be good ole regular Timmy Turner again?
Sci-Twi: Yeah, maybe the Darkness is gone forever, Timmy.
Timmy: Yea... No.
(Then Poof attack Cosmo, than he throw up)
Wanda: That's it. No more action movies for Poof.
Timmy: Why would I go back home when I can do this... Yeah, this is the Chosen One. Can I have a giant pile of wrapped presents sent up to the Chosen One's Suite? And don't tell me what's in them. Surprise me.
(Then pile of Presents comes up, and Timmy found a present that doesn't like)
Timmy: Roller Skates? Well, I did say, "Surprise me."
Wanda: But I bet your parents are worried sick about you, aren't they Cosmo?
Wanda: And what's that, Cosmo? We should poof Timmy back home before he wishes us not to? Okay!
Fred: I don't know but let's try it.
Narue: Good idea.
(Back on Earth at Timmy's Room)
Timmy: That was so uncool.
Cosmo: Weenies. Weenies! Wherefore are thou, weenies?
(Then Poof hit Cosmo, again)
Mr. Turner: Oh, Timmy. Are you home?
Wanda: See? I told you your parents missed you and are worried sick.
Timmy: Okay, maybe you're right.
Mrs. Turner: Hey, sweetie. Your father and I just got back from our Amazing Ski Trip, and we were wondering...
Mr. Turner: Did we forget to bring you?
Timmy: Yeah, but it's okay. I'm the Chosen One.
Mrs. Turner: 'Cause now it's time to pack for our tropical Vacation.
Mr. Turner: And this time, we promise not to forget you.
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner let the room)
Wanda: Ooh, a vacation with your parents, a perfect opportunity to reconnect with your parents and earth.
Tino: Great we're going on a vacation!
Ash: This will be fun.
Kanaka: You said it, Ash.
Timmy: Three, two, one...
(Then They left Timmy, again)
Cosmo: Timmy was right, you were wrong, and I want my weenies back.
Timmy: And I want All the other stuff.
Cosmo: Must... Eliminate... Weenie.
(Poof hit Cosmo, again)
Timmy: And now it's time to get back to Fairy World. I'm an action hero, Wanda. If there's a cry for help, The Chosen One must heed that call.
Lori: But, The Villains and Darkness hasn't coming back, Timmy.
Wanda: Yeah, and nobody is crying for help.
???: Timmy Turner, like, HELP!
Masaki: What was that?
Fred: It must be Mark! He needs help!
(All went outside)
Mark: Timmy Turner. Hi. My planet was, like, attacked by metal robot dudes and eaten by a big swirly thing of gas. Control by some group of singing girls.
Lincoln: Group of singing girls, you mean The Dazzlings in a evil way?
Velma: Hmm, yep.
Timmy: So The Darkness is back. Well, I hope it wants a big filet of... THE DARKNESS IS BACK!!!!!!!! AAAAAH!!!
(Then he hiding a tree)
Wanda: Spoken like a true action hero.
Mark: But you are like, The Chosen One, and you must help me fight.
Timmy: (Laughs) Yeah. See, technically, I'm not The Chosen One. Although they call me the Chosen One, It's actually incorrect, and how did you know I was The Chosen One? I never told you, And you're holding me kind of tight.
Eliminator: Because I must... Eliminator Timmy Turner.
Tino and friends: (Gasp)
Cosmo and Wanda: It's an Eliminator!
Timmy: I wish the Mark Eliminator was gone.
(But Eliminator toke their wands away and the real Mark's ship destroy the Eliminator)
Mark: Yo, Earth Buds. Sup?
Timmy: The Darkness is back.
Tino: And that means our enemies back, too.
Lori: Oh craud.
How to Find the Second Wand
Cosmo: Uh, it's another Mark Eliminator.
(Poof thorw at Mark with his diaper)
Mark: Whoa, Diaper delight.
Timmy: No vortex mouth, eats dirty diapers, it's the real Mark!
Mark: Timmy Turner! Oh, greatest warrior in the universe, you must help me defeat the metal warriors and swirly evil, some group of singing girls that has destroyed my entire plan-et.
Wanda: And they stole your fake-i-fires.
Mark: A new fake-i-fier! With wi-fi!
(then Justin Jake Ashton)
Mark: Cool, I'm Justin Jake Ashton! Earth teen dream with three first names.
Timmy: So that's how the Eliminator was able to disguise himself as Mark.
Wanda: But why would the Darkness destroy Yugopotamia and not the rest of the universe?
Cosmo: Maybe it doesn't want to destroy the universe, just Timmy. I mean if I tried to eat the universe and a squishy butted boy stopped me, I'd want to take him out before I tried again. Right?
Wanda: (stunned) Did Cosmo just figure this whole thing out?
Rabbit: Yep. He did.
Hagime: How did he know?
Sci-Twi: I have no idea.
Cosmo: Got that right. Corn dog what?
Timmy: This looks like a job for the chosen one!
Mark: Yes! I knew you'd like help me Timmy Turner!
Timmy: Not me. Turbo Thunder. There's no way I'm fighting the Darkness again.
Cosmo: Is that your new action phrase 'cuz it's kinda long.
Spike the Dog: How long.
Cosmo: Very long.
Tino: Oh yeah.
Timmy: We just find Turbo Thunder; he fires his "thunder-bolts" at the Darkness, than we had big final battle with the Villains, They go bye-bye, and I live happily ever after in Dimmsdale and marry Trixie Tang. Hi, Trixie!
Trixie: Help! Police! (Screams)
(Then she runs away)
Timmy: She digs me.
Carver: No she doesn't.
Sunset Shimmer: Let's just forget about it.
Timmy: Now first up, find Turbo Thunder.
(At Fairy World)
Turbo Thunder: The Darkness is coming back!
(A fairy passes by and drops a quarter in a cup next to him)
Turbo Thunder: Thanks. And you'll all be sorry you rejected the true Chosen One, Turbo Thunder!
(Jorgen arrives up)
Jorgen: I'm only sorry I didn't ban you from Fairy World sooner.
Turbo thunder: What?! I'm Turbo Thunder. You can't ban me from --
(He's gone. Timmy and his gang arrive)
Jorgen: Hey, you just missed me banning Turbo Blunder from Fairyworld.
All: Oh, no, you didn't.
Timmy: Where is he?
Jorgen: Who knows? Who cares? He kept ranting "the Darkness was coming back!" (laughs)
Timmy, Wanda & Cosmo: The Darkness is coming back.
Jorgen: (Laughs) Oh.
(At Cave of Destiny) Push in to: The dark cave in the mountains above Fairyworld.
Jorgen: What are you saying, that I missed a hidden part of the cave prophecy? Turner I have the eyes of an eagle, the speed of a puma and the wisdom of a great horned owl.
(Timmy brushes his hand over the cave wall and reveals the start of ANOTHER SERIES OF DRAWINGS. It says)
Timmy:" Part two. How to find the second wand?"
Sci-Twi: Why we didn't se that coming?
Misty: So where is it?
Fred: Our maybe somewhere else.
Tino: What do you mean "somewhere else?
Lisa: He means that the second wand must be in a different planet.
Jorgen: Ok, maybe it's the eyes of a mole and the wisdom of a clothes hamper, but I still have the strength of a lion.
Spike the Dog: Shut up, Jorgen.
Timmy: There's a second wand?
Cosmo: (Laughs) Check it out. This Cave picture looks like The Eliminators taking over Fairy World. (Laughs)
Velma: That is a picture of the Eliminators invading Fairy Word, stupid!
Hagime: You're about dumb as a corndog boy.
Cosmo: Corndog what?
(Cupid and Juandissimo dine in an outside cafe. Cupid cuts into a large heart shaped chocolate on a plate. It's unusually busy on the street full of fairies)
Cupid: Uhg. This is solid. I said I wanted the caramel filled chocolate heart.
Juandissimo: Why don't you have a salad for once. Caramel makes you irritable.
Cupid: No, what makes me irritable is how busy it is in downtown today. What's with all the fairies?
(Suddenly click! 3/4's of the fairies turn into Eliminators)
Juandissimo: Those aren't Fairies. They are Eliminators!
(The Eliminators vortex mouths open and start sucking)
(back at Cave of destiny)
Jorgen: I just felt a disturbance in the fairy force. Like a thousand fairies cried out in agony.
Lincoln: You're kidding right?
Lisa: No, he's not.
Kazuto: What shall we do now, Jorgen?
Jorgen: We must quickly decipher part two of the prophecy, find the wand and stop the Darkness and Villains - again.
Mark: Uh, it says, "The second wand lies on the dark side of the Blue Moon."
Timmy: It's written in Yugopotamian?
Mark: Shya! Which is kinda freakin' me out.
Jorgen: You're freaked? I think my mole vision saw those stalagmites move.
(Then Head Eliminator, Eliminator 1# and 2# and The Villains comes in)
Negaduck: Hello, someone bring the hear, baby!
Megavolt: We're back! For Plan B!
Adagio: Hey! The Head Eliminator and I do the talking around here!
Yuki: Shesh, no wonder we hate them so much.
Aria: Excuse me!
(They suck wands out of Cosmo, Jorgen, Poof and Wanda's hand)
Jorgen: Ahh! Our wands!
(Then Head Eliminator shoots a net from its hand blasters. Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Lor, Carver, Brock, Hagime, Kanaka, Masaki, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Scooby, Serena, Amy, Rei, Lori, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Luna, Lisa, Kotori, Mana, Origami, and Reine are trapped)
Mark: Ahhhh! Hold me Turner!
Tino: Wait why you didn't trap us?
Kurumi: Oh we're just gonna destroy you instead.
Head Eliminator: You have no power now, Chosen One. And we will finally eliminate you and and your friends.
(arm transforms into a massive arm blaster)
Timmy, Mark, Tino, Ash, Sunset Shimmer, Shaggy, Lita, Mina, Lincoln, Lynn, Lola, Shido, Tohka, Kazuto, and Narue: Ahhhhhh!!!
(Than a Portal just comes in and suck Timmy, Mark, Tino, Ash, Sunset Shimmer, Shaggy, Lita, Mina, Lincoln, Lynn, Lola, Shido, Tohka, Kazuto, and Narue in)
Eliminator #1: We didn't see that escape portal earlier.
Eliminator #2: And I have the eyes of a puma.
Sci-Twi: What shall we do, now!?
Shido: We're doomed!
Aria Blaze: Got that right you are!
Two-Face: Prepare to meet your doom!
Head Eliminator: Put these with the others then find and Eliminate Timmy Turner and bring Tino to the Dazzlings.
Adagio: But let's not destroy the rest of Tino's friends, yet, let's just, Tino is the only one is need to join the Dazzlings.
Wanda: What does they mean by "others"?
(At Abracatraz Maxiumum Security Prison)
Cupid: You cannot keep all of Fairy World locked up, and love always conquers over Darkness.
Jaundissimo: And my sexiness can never be contained. See?
(Pan to the next cell as Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Jorgen, Lor, Carver, Brock, Hagime, Kanaka, Masaki, Fred, Daphne, Velma, Scooby, Serena, Amy, Rei, Lori, Luan, Lucy, Lana, Lily, Luna, Lisa, Kotori, Mana, Origami, and Reine are thrown in)
Wanda: What are we going to do? We're locked in Abracatraz, Fairy World's maximum security prison, and who knows what happened to Timmy and Tino.
(Back at Timmy's room, again)
There's not luck to help us
Mark: Cool, we're wall vomit. Now, what's going on!?
Timmy: The Darkness is trying to destroy me, so I have to find the second wand to destroy the Darkness first, and stop the Dazzlings from making Tino to join them, too. And oh yeah, you're our new sidekick.
Mark: Yeaaaahhhh - no. It's the Chosen eight, not the Chosen nine. So, you go out and battle the sucky-bots and the "not-chosen-one," that's me, will stay here and nosh on these tiny tubes of spicy flesh.
Tino: May we remind you that you lost your entire PLANET to that thing.
Ash: and you read the prophecy!
Timmy: Yeah! Now are you a man or a mouse?
(Mark turns his fakeifier and becomes a mouse)
Mark: Like, Squeak?
Timmy: Fine! We'll do it ourself! The Darkness and those girls may have taken my fairies, and some Tino's Friends, but I have the wisdom of a really smart animal and the speed of a - really fast animal. And I will not be fooled by their surprise attacks.
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: OH TIMMY!
Mr. Turner: We have a surprise for you.
Timmy: Surprise!? What's my surprise? Why I am surprise?!
Mrs. Turner: Here it is.
Eliminators: Eliminate TIMMY TURNER.
(Mom and Dad open their mouths)
Timmy: Dia, doh, der deeee....
(Mouse Mark dashes and skids into frame)
Mark: Back off nasty sucky-bots! Oh wait, hold that thought.
(He turn into kangaroo)
Mark: Better. Sucky-Bots say hello to the Changaroo!!!
(The Chang-aroo kicks the Eliminators)
Mark: Now say goodbye!
(Mark shoves Timmy, Tino, the others in his pouch and hops away)
Timmy: Thanks for saving us, buddy.
Tino: Yes, we owe you alot.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, thanks.
Mark: Hey, it's what sidekicks do.
Shaggy: What shall we do.
Lita: Now let's get out of here!
(Mark transforms back to normal)
Timmy: And I will not get fooled again or believe what anyone says.
(Trixie arrives in the front yard)
Trixie: Hi Timmy. I thought I would just stop over and make out with you.
Ash: Wow. Trixie gonna give Timmy a kiss.
Narue: That's not Trixie! Timmy stop! That's the Eliminator!
Kazuto: Timmy, don't do it! That's another Eliminator in disguise!
Shaggy: Timmy! Stop!
Trixie: Don't listen to them, Timmy. Just pay attention to me.
(Timmy puckers up and heads for Trixie)
Trixie: Kiss me, you -
(Trixie's mouth opens and sucks Timmy into her vortex. Mark reaches in with a long tentacle and pulls him out)
Shaggy: I hate to say "We told you so", but-
Lita: We told you so!
Timmy: Cut me some slack. I've wanted to kiss her since kindergarten.
Eliminators: Eliminate Timmy Turner.
(Their arms transform into blasters)
Shaggy: We're doomed! Doomed!
Sunset Shimmer: We're trapped!
Tino: We got to do something!
Mark: Okay, wisdom of a smart-animal-boy, what do we do now?
(They start running)
Mark: Run!?! That's your great plan?
Timmy: I don't have the creativity of a really creative animal yet.
(Ahead in the street: CHESTER and AJ rise from a man-hole)
Chester: Timmy, Robotic aliens have taken over Dimmsdale.
A.J.: Jump in if you want to live.
Mark: Trust them. They live in a sewer.
(Timmy and Mark run and dive into the sewer. <WHOOSH!> The Eliminators zoom overhead)
Mark: Sewer dwellers, Thank you for getting us out of that mess and into this one.
Chester: And now we must...
Eliminator: Eliminate TIMMY TURNER.
Shaggy: I can't believe they're Eliminators, too.
Ash: What shall we do now, Mark?
Mark: Lucky for you I have the extremities of a squid and the knowledge of a sanitation employee.
(Mark slaps Timmy on his back. His legs spin like propellers and <WHOOSH!> The water kick-back sends the Chester and AJ Eliminators backward and o.s. Mark take off through the sewers. Timmy rides him like a jet-ski)
(Timmy and Mark land. Pull wide to see they are back on Timmy's front yard surrounded by the Eliminators)
Narue: Oh crap, we're surrounded!
Shaggy: Like, we're trapped! Let's get out of here!
(Timmy, Mark and the others dash inside the house)
Mark: Wait I have another plan!
Ash: Please, you're not gonna turn into a mouse again, are you?
(Mark turns into a mouse and runs into a hole)
Lita: You just have to ask, didn't ya.
Timmy: What about us?
Mark: I don't think you'll fit in the hole.
(The wall of Timmy's bedroom rips away revealing the Five Eliminators ,Eliminators join hands and form a giant portal. The Head Eliminator stands in front)
Head Eliminator: Enter the Darkness Timmy Turner. You have no magic. You have no weapons and you have no options.
Timmy: Oh yeah, think again Eliminator.
(Timmy grabs a present)
Timmy: Please be a turbo weapon. Please be a turbo blaster.
(Timmy opens it. It's a <FUNK MUSIC PLAYING BOOM BOX)
Timmy: A boombox? Oh well - let's hope it really goes boom!
Timmy throws the boom box in the vortex. The vortex shorts out, and for a second we see the metallic Eliminators appear again then they reform the portal. Mark looks on.
Mark: Dude. I don't think it likes the funk.
Tino: Are you sure that's gonna work?
Lita: What are he's doing?
(Timmy picks up the roller skates)
Timmy: Then let's see if can rock and roller skate!?!
(Timmy throws the skates in and it becomes more unstable. LE sparks, shorts out, and its voice speeds up and slows down)
Head Eliminator: Stop Timmy Turn...elimina-Chosen....Eliminate...
(NEXT TO TIMMY: Mark fakeifies back to himself)
Timmy: Now let's see how he likes my weenies! Not the catch phrase I was going for, but whip the weenies!
Lita: Pay attention, Shaggy.
(Mark and Timmy whip the weenies at the portal)
Lead Eliminator: Elimina---stop---weenie---Timmy---
(Suddenly <Kapow!> The Eliminators explode and pieces scatter everywhere to the ground in the front yard. Timmy looks down in shock. Then looks up)
Sunset Shimmer: He did it!
Ash: Ha! Take that Eliminators! Because we beated you!
Timmy: You see that Darkness? Now I'm gonna go get the wand on the dark side of the Blue Moon and I'm coming after you!
Mark: And where is this blue moon?
Tino: And, how we stop The Dazzlings and the Villains?
Timmy: I have no idea.
Next stop: Blue Moon
Timmy: Eliminators down; the Darkness to go. And although I have no idea how we crushed those dudes with roller skates and weenies, it's OFF TO YOUR SPACE SHIP TO GET THE SECOND WAND.
Mark: Sewer squid powers activate!
(Timmy hops on Mark's back and he dives into the sewer hole. Pan over to the bot-parts. The pieces roll together and reconnect. LEAD ELIMINATOR (LE) rises into frame. Suddenly a glow comes over him as he reboots, Roller skate wheels appear on his feet and a boom box morphs out of his chest)
Head Eliminator: Get Timmy- get Timmy Turner. Get Timmy Turner.
(THREE OTHER ELIMINATORS rise behind him)
Eliminators: Get Timmy Turner. (4x)
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
Mrs. Turner: Where are we again?
Mr. Turner: The last thing I remember is we were eating cocktail weenies on the beach and we got sucked into the face of a man who looked like me.
A.J.: I surmise we've been abducted by an alien super race that can shape-shift into any form they want.
Mr. Turner: Either that or that was a baaaaad batch of cocktail weenies we ate.
Eliminator 2#: The kid's right. We're aliens.
Trixie: Aliens, right. What are you going to show us next, fairies?
Mr. Turner: (laughs) Ah-ha! There's not a batch of weenies in the world bad enough to get me to believe that.
(A cell door opens and they are shoved in the same cell as JORGEN, COSMO, WANDA and POOF, who float in fairy form)
Mr Turner: Bad, baaaad weenies!
(Mr. and Mrs. Turner, Chester, A.J. and Trixie <FAINT> from fairy shock)
Cosmo: Awesome! A fainting party.
(Cosmo <FAINTS & THUD!> ON THE ELIMINATORS: outside the cell)
Lincoln: Oh boy, this is bad.
Eliminator #1: I like the funny green dude.
Eliminator #2: And I like our new roller feet and the funk.
(Eliminator #1 and #2 roller boogie away)
Wanda: Uh, GET US OUT OF HERE!
Hagime: Hey, let us out!
Misty: There's got to be a way out of here! LET US OUT!!!
Jorgen: Fear not guys, for if I know Timmy Turner. Right now he's fearlessly hurtling through the universe with the speed of a space cheetah on his way to obtaining the second wand and saving us all.
( At Dimmsdale Dump)
Timmy: WHERE'S YOUR SPACE SHIP?
Mark: What? Oh right. I left it on Yugopotamia, which is, of course, gonzo. But the good news is I have no idea where this Blue Moon is that we seek. Wait, bad news - I meant to say the bad news is I have no idea where the blue moon is.
Timmy: Okay, so we have no ship. We have no idea where the Blue Moon is, and there's no one to help us because the Darkness has captured all my friends and loved ones!
Mark: Uh, like, is there anyone who hates you that can help us?
Tino: Yes. All we had Dark Laser, Vicky and Mr. Crocker.
(At Crocker cave)
Mr. Crocker: Yes! After 32 years of searching, 13 nervous breakdowns and 4000 cocktail weenies, today is the day my atomic magic seeking magno-scope will finally locate the legendary Fairyworld.
Computer voice: Fairyworld not detected.
Mr. Crocker: Curses!
(Crocker turns and sees Timmy, Mark, Pooh, Tigger, Human RD and Otis standing there)
Mr. Crocker: Gah! I didn't steal anything - I mean Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Mark uses his tentacles to force open Crocker's mouth)
Mark: Bad news, he's not a black-hole sucky dude. I mean good news!
Tino: Oh good.
Shaggy: *phew* What a relief.
Ash: Yeah, I thought he might suck us up.
Mr. Crocker: What's going on?! How did you smuggle this squid past mother?
Timmy: Long story short - I'm being hunted by a big black hole in space and I need you to help me find a mystical and magical Dark Blue Moon.
Mr. Crocker: Tell me you have fairies, and we have a deal.
Timmy: I have fairies.
Mr. Crocker: No use in denying it and - oh. Man, that was anti-climactic. But I am a man of my word. On my many failed attempts to find the Fairy World, I did find this Blue Moon in the Vegon system. It gives off a large magic reading but I detected no life on the planet.
Timmy: The Star Crater! That's it! I need to get to that moon - fast.
Mr. Crocker: Behold the Crocker Rocket!
(A MISSILE SILO opens in the middle of the Crocker Cave and a space-rocket rises from the ground)
Mark: Dude aren't you a teacher?
Ash: How do you afford this stuff?
Narue: Yeah, where you get that kind of money?
Mr. Crocker: Remember the funds that went missing for the new school science wing?
Mr. Crocker: You're looking at them.
Timmy: And this will get us to the Blue Moon of Vegon?
Mr. Crocker: Does this answer your question?!
(Crocker hits a REMOTE CONTROL and <THE ROCKET TAKES OFF)
Mr. Crocker: We probably should have been on that.
Lita: You think?
Mark: Ahhhh! What are we gonna do now?! I need to save my planet and I can't pull a space ship out of my pants!
Timmy: Calm down. We know where the second wand is and I can get us a space ship.
Sunset Shimmer: But how?
Timmy: All I need is a high speed internet connection, a laptop and a whoopee cushion.
(Mark pulls THESE ITEMS (see above) out of his pants)
Mark: What? I said I couldn't pull a spaceship out of my pants.
(At THE Death ball)
(Establishing. <LAUGHTER> can be heard coming from within, DARK TROOPERS watch a MONITOR and <LAUGH!> DARK LASER enters)
Dark Laser: What's so funny?
trooper #1: Eh-hem, um, you wouldn't find it funny, sir.
Dark Laser: What do you mean? I'm Dark Laser! I've got a great sense of humor and...LEAPING LIGHT YEARS!
(ON THE SCREEN: we see a "TOO YUBE" video of a stop motion cut out of Dark Laser. He moves, dances and <FARTS!)
Dark Laser (on tv): I'm Fart Blazer! I'm Fart Blazer! Pull my finger. I'm Fart Blazer.
Dark Laser: Who posted these lies?
(ON THE SCREEN at the bottom it reads: posted by TIMMY TURNER)
Dark Laser: Turner.
(Back on Earth)
(WHAM!> Dark Laser's Death Pod lands on the lawn. DL jumps out with his LIGHT STICK ablaze)
Dark Laser: Timmy Turner, this time you've gone too far! I told you about my irritable bowel in confidence.
(KIDS ride by on BIKES)
bike teen: It's "Fart Blazer" from Too Yube!
(The kids <LAUGH!> DL holds up his hand and uses the force to <CRASH> their bikes. Timmy shoves DL back into the pod)
Timmy: Yeah, yeah, we'll talk about it on the way to the Vegon system.
Dark Laser: We are not done with this conversation.
Mark: But Timmy Turner, do you think this Timmy-hating army is large enough to take on the Darkness?!
Kazuto: And The Dazzlings and the Villains.
Lita: Yeah, it can't be done!
Timmy: No. We're missing one secret violent ingredient.
(Timmy holds up a CASH REGISTER and rings it up. <KACHING!> Vicky arrives like a panting and salivating dog)
Vicky: Money! Money-money. Money-MONEY!
Timmy: Get the cash machine, Vicky! Get it! Get it, girl!
(Timmy throws it in the Death Pod. Vicky chases after it)
Mark: The bodaciously evil Vicky. Nice.
(They toke off)
Vicky: What's going on? There's no money in this and why are we in an evil space pod?
Timmy: Alien Robots have kidnapped my friends and family, and an evil wall of Darkness will devour the universe unless my enemies, that's you guys, help me get a mystical second wand to stop it.
Vicky: Why should we help you?
Timmy: I'll give you $20 bucks. You can see my fairies. And you can destroy me when this is over.
Mr. Crocker, Vicky and Dark Laser: DEAL!
Dark laser: I'll set the co-ordinates for the Vegon system. (mumbles) Yes I'm going to destroy the Darkness then destroy Timmy Turner hub-blub-blub.
Timmy: Blast off!
The Escape Plan
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
Mr. Turner: Soooo...Timmy has magical fairy god parents and that's your magic baby?
Spike the Dog: Yep.
Mrs. Turner: And you grant Timmy's every wish?
Wanda: Not every wish. There are rules.
Mrs. Turner: Could he have wished me a clean house whenever he saw I was tired and weary from domestic overload?
Wanda: Oh, sure! That's an easy one!
Chester: Could he have wished me up a big house when my trailer got destroyed by that twister?
Cosmo: Heck, he could have just wished away the twister.
Wanda: That and a thick head of hair for AJ, but he just chose not to.
Mr. Turner: Well I choose to GET TIMMY!
(They all run, <CRASH> into the bars and fall to the floor)
Fred: Ah, Calm down, everyone, there's no way to fix that easy.
Wanda: Yeah! Now you may all think that Timmy is selfish...
Cosmo: Which he is....
Wanda: But what you don't know is that he's risked his life to save all of you and now he's out there trying to save you from the Darkness.
Mr. Turner: Wow. Soooo, could Timmy have wished away my man-boobs?
Kanaka: And we're trying to break out of this Jail here.
(He turns back to the bars to see Eliminators #1 and #2 standing there)
Jorgen: I mean - I'm hungry. GAH!
(The door swings open sending Jorgen flying back into the cell. The Eliminators put down a PLATE OF CHICKEN FINGERS)
Mr. Turner: Oh no thanks. Chicken Fingers go right to my man boobs.
Eliminator #2: And do not try escaping. You are not smart enough to out think us.
(They turn to exit, but POOF's stuck to Eliminator #2's back! The door shuts. Poof smiles and waves)
Cosmo: Look! Poof busted out!
Velma: Good job, Poof!
(OUTSIDE THE JAIL CELL: Poof peels himself off the back of Eliminator #2 as they leave. Poof <LANDS> and looks around. He pulls out a RED SCARF and EYELINER. ON: Mom)
Mrs. Turner: Hey, he took my scarf.
Mr. Turner: And he took my eyeliner! Er, I mean, it's 2:30...
(Poof whips the red scarf around himself, <SPINS and LANDS> with dark mysterious eyes ready for battle. He looks like)
Wanda: I knew he shouldn't have watched that movie.
Lor: Now Poof thinks he's the Red Ninja.
Shido: Oh, figures.
(Poof <FLIES> at Eliminator #2 and <KICKS> him against the wall <CRASH!> Eliminator #1 rushes Poof, but Poof <SPINS> up into the air to avoid him)
(Poof <SWINGS HIGH, JUMPS> out of the chair and <LANDS> on a LEVER which lowers. The cell opens and everybody runs out)
(Wanda rushes over and hugs Poof)
Jorgen: And now we must join forces with the Chosen One and stop the Darkness once and for all!
Wanda: We don't have wands.
Jorgen: Darn it!
Lori: Now what?
Mana: I think I've got an idea.
Kotori: What's that?
It's a Trap!
(Back at Death Pod)
Mark: Oh I'm sooo tired from this long space travel and...
Vicky: Don't even think about it.
Tino: Wow, looks like he got the hots for Vicky.
Sunset Shimmer: Yep.
Lita: Oh brother.
Timmy: And I'm hungry from this long space travel. Are there snacks on this flight?
Dark Laser: I serve death, not snacks. But there's a great cantina coming up on Frigidarium.
Mr. Crocker: Frigidarium? That's the coldest non- magical sector in the galaxy. And we don't have heat regulating dark suits like you.
(Dark Laser opens a CLOSET, it's full of SUPPLIES. He pulls out some WHITE BLANKETS, a <BLEEPING> GARBAGE CAN WITH WHEELS, RED FUZZY EAR MUFFS and a FUR COAT)
Dark Laser: Hang on. I've got blankets, a thermal refuse barrel, some ear muffs and my ex-wife's fur coat.
Mr. Crocker: I call the fur coat!
(The planet looks like a giant snowman. The Death Pod enters frame and heads toward it)
(The door swings open and Timmy and his gang enter the cantina full of FREAKY SPACE ALIENS (they look exactly like the cast from Star Wars). Timmy with a white blanket wrapped around him looks like Luke. Vicky with ear muffs and blanket looks like Leia. Crocker's fur coat looks like Chewbacca. DL is Darth Vader. Mark's stuffed in a <BLEEPING> wheeled barrel. Everyone in the cantina turns to look and the music stops)
Mr. Crocker: RAAAAAARRERRR. (beat) And, my sinuses are acting up.
Timmy: This seems weirdly familiar.
Sunset Shimmer: How come?
(They found a table)
Mark: Man, this thing won't shut up.
Vicky: Pass me the menu. Help me, twerp, you're my only hope.
Mr. Crocker: RRRAAAEEERR. I think I'm allergic to this coat. RRRAAAE-EEREERR.
(A SPACEY WAITER arrives at the table)
Vicky: What are your specials today?
Waiter: We have a lovely Chosen One soup.
Timmy: Oooh, what's in it?
(Suddenly, the waiter transforms into the Head Eliminator)
Head Eliminator: You...........
(All the aliens in the cantina transform into Eliminators)
Timmy: It's a trap!
Eliminators: Get the Chosen One!
(Arm cannons are drawn! They fire! <BLAST! BLAST!)
(BOINK. BOINK. BOINK.> They are hit with - weenies)
Timmy: Weenies? They blasted us with weenies?
Ash: Oh no.
Lita: Really?! A bunch of weenies!
Dark Laser: Catch!
(Dark laser tosses Timmy and Mark LIGHT STICKS. Crocker pulls out a fairy freezer and fires it up)
Vicky: Hey, what do I use for a weapon?
(Dark Laser hands her TWO FORKS)
Dark Laser: Here, use the forks.
(WHOOSH! Timmy and Mark light their light sticks. They are all in a pose and ready for battle or at least a movie poster)
Timmy: Okay, now I know I've seen this somewhere before.
(Shot of TIMMY and HIS REBEL ARMY ready for battle. Shot of LEAD ELIMINATOR with 10 behind him ready to attack)
Timmy: SPLIT UP!
Ash: Way ahead of you!
Kazuto: Make a break for it!
(They all leap in different directions. The Eliminators fire more WEENIES. Timmy ducks, dodges and jumps behind a TABLE. Crocker pops up from the table holding a fairy freezer)
Mr. Crocker: I think it's time you all "chill out" with my fairy freezer!
(He aims, but LE opens his vortex mouth and sucks the freezer out of Crocker's hand. LE swallows it, then glows, re-boots and then his hand suddenly transforms into a fairy freezer)
Mr. Crocker: Did I say my Fairy Freezer? I meant your Fairy Freezer, which looks fabulous on you and - GAH!
(BLAST!> Crocker is frozen in carbonite. Suddenly <whack!> The Lead Eliminator's arm freezer is cut off. Dark Laser lands next to frozen Crocker wielding his light stick)
Dark Laser: Ha! You are no match for the powers of my light stick.
(SUCK!> DL's light stick is sucked into the mouth of Lead Eliminator. <VROOM!> LE forms a light stick on his hand)
Dark Laser: I mean your light stick, which also looks fabulous on you.
(PZZZAP!> LE holds up his broken fist and CLICK! The Freezer arm re-attaches. PZZAP. He freezes DL. Vicky lands on top of the frozen DL and Crocker and fans out two handfuls of forks)
Vicky: May the forks be with...Gah!
(Vicky is frozen. Three Eliminators arrives and <SUCK> the frozen army into their vortex mouths. <ZHOOOMP)
Shaggy: We'll be safe as long as they doesn't have explo--
(LE snap-turns to see Timmy in the middle of the Cantina)
Head Eliminator: Get the Chosen One.
Timmy: Exactly. "Get the Chosen One." But the Chosen One is not here. I'm "Timmy Turner", you want "Turbo Thunder." Me Timmy, not Turbo. So whaddya say we shake hands and call this thing a big mix up and we'll go back to Earth and forget the whole thing, okay? Okay.
(Timmy shakes the Lead Eliminator's hand. Suddenly LE begins to shake and spark. CLOSE ON: the hand's shaking)
Head Eliminator: Get the Chosen - get - does not compute. Warm. Does not compu...
(LE shorts out then sends an electrical pulse that shuts down all the Eliminators. They all collapse, fall to the ground and spark sporadically. Happy Mark pops up)
Mark: Dude! You did have a plan. You used your Chosen One death grip!
Timmy: All I did was shake his hand and be nice.
Mark: And that works too.
The door bursts open. Timmy exits with Mark, Pooh, Tigger, Otis and Human RD.
Timmy: Yes! I am the Chosen One!
Tino: Um, Timmy. We got a problem.
(Vroom!> The Darkness appears in the sky and it's close)
Mark: Dude! What the heck does that thing want!?
A <WHISPY SPACEY NOISE> comes out of the Darkness.
Darkness: Timmy.... Turner.....
(Timmy jumps into Mark's arms)
Timmy: Any last words ol' buddy?
Mark: Actually, just one comes to mind-
Tino: And what's that?
(Whoosh! A PINK STREAK zooms in and takes Timmy and Mark away, Timmy and Mark plop down on a barren pink landscape)
(THE MYSTERIOUS BOOTS enter frame. Timmy's eyes go wide)
Timmy: It's you.
Still not Escape
(ALARMS GO OFF!> Eliminators run through the hall. They stop in front of a GUARD ELIMINATOR (#7))
Eliminator #8: The fairy prisoners have escaped. We were sent to guard the magic sticks in case they go after them.
ELIMiNATOR #7: The magic sticks are stored in the vault on sector 3. Those fairy idiots will never find them.
ELIMiNATOR #8: You said it-
*POW!> Eliminator #8 knocks Eliminator #7 over the head, then turns a fake-i-fier on his hip <PZZAP!> It's Jorgen! The others unfake-ify, revealing the fairies and humans)
Jorgen: Now... To Sector 3!
Mr. Turner: Wait! Could Timmy have wished Dinkelberg into a poop sandwich?
Jorgen: A triple decker! Now let's go!
(They all dash out of frame)
Jorgen: Gah. Even with the strength of a medium sized cat I can't open it.
Mina: Oh my.
Lor: What?! Jorgen you-! How are we gonna open it!
Raye: Maybe our powers can open the door.
Serena: That won't help.
Velma: Cause the Eliminators made this Equestrian magic proof.
Cosmo: Stand back, For I have the speed of a running shoe and the wisdom of a throw pillow, and a baby who knows martial arts. Chomp it down, Poof!
(holds up Poof)
(Chop it down Poof)
(Poof looks determined and spins out of frame (like the Tazmanian Devil) and chops the vault door <SMASH!> It opens - spilling hundreds of wands into the hall)
Jorgen: Yes! We have our wands back! Now to poof to Timmy's side and help him defeat the Darkness and the Villains!
A.J.: But we don't know where he is.
Jorgen: Oh, darn it!
Daphne: What now?
(at Planet Thunder World)
Timmy: Turbo Thunder? You saved me?
(Turbo Thunder picks Timmy up and sets him down)
Turbo Thunder: Of course I saved you. I'm Turbo Thunder. I save everything from the Darkness and I know all! So... Where's that second wand?
Mark: Oh, now I get it. You saved us, so we'd tell you where the wand is?
Tino: You know, Mark has a point.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah, You can't just get some and make them do or tail something.
Turbo Thunder: Hey, that's still saving. And I would have gotten to the Cave of Destiny to find out for myself but I was a little bit busy.
Timmy: Busy doing what?
Turbo Thunder: Building Thunder world!
Narue Well I be!
Tino: Oh, my goodness!
(Pan a thunder wonderland (Las Vegas meets a kids theme park): Pink palm trees, purple streams and Two "T" shaped hotels)
Turbo Thunder: Where tourists will come and celebrate me and my victory over the Darkness!
(Back on TT: T-shaped Kiosks rise from the ground. They are full of Thunder dolls, T-shirts, toys and bobble heads)
Turbo Thunder: And spend a ton of cash on official Thunder-wear and souvenirs!
(He tosses a Bobble Head to Timmy and Mark)
Darkness: Timmy... Turner...
(Turbo grabs and picks Timmy up. He's clearly scared)
Turbo Thunder: Tell me where the second wand is so I can crush the Darkness, stop the Villains, become a big hero and have my grand opening.
The <WINDS KICK UP!> The Darkness is getting closer.
Timmy: If I tell you where the wand is, then you have to take me and my sidekicks with you.
Turbo Thunder: Yes of course, we will defeat the Darkness together as a team! Hurry! It's eating Thunder World!
(The Darkness begins sucking up the planet! The wind kicks up)
Timmy: The wand is on the dark side of the blue moon in the Vegon system! There's a star crater there and...
Turbo Thunder: Laters!
(TT drops Timmy and CLAPS TWICE. A THUNDER-JET rises up. Turbo Thunder jumps in)
Timmy: You said we'd do this together!
Turbo Thunder: Yeah, I turbo lied.
Ash: Turbo Thunder, you traitor!
Otis: Why, Turbo, Why?!?
(He left Timmy and the ofthers and go to Blue Moon)
A Hero, that say us all!
(At Planet Blue Moon)
(On a nearby rocky ridge: A 3ft high glowing wand sticks out (think parking meter size). TT runs to it)
Turbo Thunder: Now to pluck the wand from it's rocky sheath and it won't budge! (Turbo Thunder tries to pull the wand out. It won't budge)
(ON the JET: MARK drops from the bottom and lands on the ground. (He stuck himself to the ship!) He then spits out Timmy <BLARK!> They bicker in whisper mode)
Timmy: Don't ever do that again.
Mark: Oh, you mean save your life.
(Turbo continues to struggle with the wand)
Turbo Thunder: Out of the rock, ya stupid wand! Oooh, ooh, it's moving.
(Suddenly, the wand rises up from the ground held by a giant rock hand and a giant arm! TT falls off the hand)
Turbo Thunder: AHHHHHHH!
(The mountain continues to rise up from the ground to reveal a GIANT ROCK GUARDIAN. It's 60 feet tall! Timmy and Mark hide under the jet and watch)
Timmy: That's the protector of the wand.
Lita: Let's go ask him.
Shaggy: I don't think that's a good idea.
Guardian: Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test.
Turbo Thunder: I don't have time for tests! So how's this? Perish rock warrior in the mighty spew of my thunder clap!
TT claps and forms a lightning ball over his head. The Guardian then pinches his finger and flicks Turbo Thunder (like a bug) over the horizon.
Turbo Thunder: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Kazuto: Oh.. That's gonna hurt.
Lita: I see why.
Shaggy: I hate to say we'd told you so, but-
Sunset Shimmer: Told you so.
Mark: I don't think he's the Chosen One.
(The Guardian turns. He heard Mark)
Guardian: Who goes there?!
(The Guardian slaps the Thunder-Jet aside revealing a scared Timmy and Mark)
Guardian: Before this wand, you can possess; you must first pass the chosen test.
(Timmy gets up, pleads and walks toward the monster)
Timmy: Look. I don't want to fight you, But we need that wand to light the Darkness and save my friends and my sidekick's Planet. And stop this crazy clone from taking the hold Universe. Please. I need your help.
Guardian: The Chosen One never attacks unless attacked and always trusts before mistrusting. It is you.
(The Guardian makes a fist and smashes the ground next to Timmy. A SPARKLY CRYSTAL SCABBARD rises from the star crater)
Guardian: Here is your wand - Chosen One.
(The Guardian gets down on his knee to give Timmy the wand)
Timmy: Cool! I really am the Chosen One.
Timmy is about to grab it when suddenly <WHOOOSH!> The giant Guardian is sucked OS, but the wand falls to the ground. ABOVE THEM ALL: the swirling vortex of the DARKNESS floats in the sky. <WIND BLOWS!> - the Darkness sucked up the Guardian.
(ON: the wand. It's picked up by - the Head Eliminator.
Head ELIMINATOR: Looking for this?
Tino: Oh no! It's the Eliminator!
Sunset Shimmer: And the Villains!
Kurumi Tokisaki: Yeah, you sure got that right!
Shaggy: We're doomed! Doomed!
(Back at ABRACATRAZ)
(Frozen Crocker, DL and Vicky are rolled in by 3 Eliminators)
ELIMINATOR #4: Leave them here. They are of no threat to us.
(Eliminators turn and look in shock. POOF! They disappear, Reverse on: Jorgen, Cosmo, Wanda and the gang in formation)
Jorgen: But let's hope they are of help to us.
(BLAST!> Jorgen unfreezes Crocker, DL and Vicky)
Vicky/DArk Laser: Who-What-Where...?/Flipsie!
(Crocker looks around and sees)
Mr. Crocker: Fairies! Fairies! Fairies! Ha! Ha! Fairies....I see fairies...Fairies - floating fairies - (getting tired) Magical fairies,- seeing fairies...fairies many fairies... (calm) Heyyyyy.
Wanda: Where's Timmy and Pooh?
Dark Laser: If they got away, their on the Blue Moon in the Vegon System.
Sci-Twi: I think so.
Carver: What shall we do now?
Lana: Sit around and do nothing.
Jorgen: What!? Do nothing?! We're not gonna be here and do nothing, when Timmy Turner's in danger!
Fred: He's right we got to think of a plan.
Tish: Yeah. What plan?
Lincoln: I'll try to think.
Jorgen: There no time to lose! To the Blue Moon of Vegon!
(Jorgen heroically holds up the wand but pauses)
Jorgen: We're good this time, right? We have all the pieces we need?
Wanda: We're good.
Jorgen: I hope we are not too late.
(back to the planet Blue Moon)
Head Eliminator: No magic wand can stop us, Chosen One. We'll just keep coming in greater numbers than before.
(AN ARMY OF ELIMINATORS (100) land behind the Lead Eliminator)
Two-Face: It's over Turner! We won, and you lost!
(The Darkness begins to swirl closer)
Head Eliminator: And it's time you finally met the Darkness.
Penguin: And you're finished, Tonitini! Give Up!
Kurumi: We'll then, guess I'll have to eat you guys up.
Adagio: Hey! You're not suppose to eat them, ever!
Yuki: Shut up you guys!
(A DOZEN ELIMINATORS land behind Timmy. He's surrounded. They draw BLASTERS - but then - MAGIC WANDS stick out of them)
Eliminator #8: Think again-
(The 12 Eliminators morph into Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Dad, Mom, Chester, AJ, Trixie, Vicky, Crocker, Dark Laser and Jorgen)
Mr. Turner: Duck Timmy!
Mrs. Turner: But don't get your pants dirty!
(Timmy ducks. <BLAST!> Jorgen's army shoots a magical blast at LE's army and PZZZZAP! They are gone! The second wand falls)
Mina: Hi, Timmy!
Lynn: It's the others!
Tino: We're saved!
Shaggy: It's about time!
Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! With my Mom and dad? You saved me!
Mr. Turner: You bet we did. By the way--Dinkleberg, poop sandwich, Monday.
Sunset Shimmer: He never stops does he?
Sci-Twi: And we got out of Abraca-Traze.
Brock: Good to see you save and sound.
Narue: It sure it.
Trixie: To think all this time there was a heroic and magical side of you I never knew.
Timmy: You want a pony right?
(Timmy snaps his fingers. Wanda poofs up a UNICORN under Trixie. The <WIND PICKS UP STRONGER!)
Chester: I don't mean to interrupt a greedy romantic moment, but there's a whirlpool of death Coming for us.
(He points to the Darkness getting closer)
(Timmy picks up the second wand from the ground, flings it into the air and catches it)
Timmy: Now stand back and say goodbye to the Darkness - FOREVER!
(Timmy shoves the wand into the crystal scabbard. Suddenly, the wand and scabbard glow - but nothing else happens. Beat)
Spike the Dog: Was that supposed to happen?
Luan: No. It's snot suppose to happen (laughs)
Jorgen: This isn't right. It should be shooting a magic laser that blasts back the Darkness or something. But it's not shooting the laser!
(The Darkness gets closer. The wind kicks up. Clinging to each other AJ, Chester, Trixie, Mom and Dad get sucked upward)
(Mark grabs them with his tentacles but he loses his grip and flies up, too. Jorgen grabs Mark. He drives his wand like a stake into the ground. He holds his wand with one hand and the human ladder with his other)
Jorgen: Turner, say the word and I will wish us all out of here.
Timmy: But no matter where I go the Darkness will follow me.
Mr. Turner: What does it want?
Darkness: Timmy... Turner....
Timmy: I think it wants - me.
(Timmy climbs up the human ladder of his friends. He walks up Jorgen, then Mark, Cosmo... Wanda who's holding on to Mom then Dad)
Mr. and Mrs. Turner: Timmy no!
Timmy: I've got to stop the Darkness before it takes you all.
Lori: Tino, don't leave us.
Tino: I'm not leaving, I just flying! DAH!!!!
Sunset Shimmer: I'm coming Tino!
(Then, Tino and Sunset Shimmer gets suck up to the Darkness and not the ofters)
(Timmy gets to the top of the chain: it's Trixie)
Trixie: Timmy! (beat) How's my hair?
(Timmy gives Trixie a big trilogy kiss. Music swells huge)
Timmy: (up to the Darkness) You want me, Darkness! You got me. And don't worry guys, I'm coming! So long, Trixie.
(Timmy lets go and is pulled into the Darkness, too)
(ON THE DARKNESS: Timmy flies into the swirling vortex. <LIGHTNING CRACKS> inside the vortex, then it twists, spins and then - it warps away spitting the planet back out and it leaves everyone safe)
(Suddenly everything is quiet. The human chain falls. POOF)
Trixie: He...he saved us all.
Lori: Oh Tino, where ever you and Sunset Shimmer are. We miss you!!
(Everyone starts crying)
Sci-Twi: He can't... He can't be gone! (cries and runs off)
Spike the Dog: Twilight, wait!
Vicky: I'll never call him a twerp again!
Mark: There, there Vicky, let me hold you and comfort you and make out...
(Mark puts him arm around Vicky. She elbows him in the gut)
Mark: I lack air.
Jorgen: The Chosen One saved us; now we must save him, Tino and Sunset Shimmer.
(Jorgen waves his wand! POOF: an AWESOME SPACESHIP appears)
Dark Laser: That's big.
Carver: Jorgen, are you sure you can fly it?
Jorgen: Does this answer your question?
(Jorgen poofs up a REMOTE CONTROL. He presses a button. The <SHIP TAKES OFF)
Mr. Turner: Eh, we probably should have been on that.
Jorgen: Darn it!!
A Normal Day
Narrartor: Welcome back to story. Where things are looking rather glum. Since Timmy Turner and Tino and his Girlfriend had been suck into the Darkness, and now they might be trap in there forever. Luckily, I got just the thing to lift our spirits: An Old-Fashioned Holiday foot buffing! (Singing) Christmas is coming, My foot is getting buffed, file down the bunions, and--
(They come in, again)
Otis: He's doing it again.
Sunset Shimmer: GET HIM!!!
(They do throw him out again)
Voice: Meanwhile, Back at the movie...
(Back to Timmy's Room)
(He wakes up with a <SNORT> and a jolt. HIS FAIRIES poof in)
Tino: What happened?
Sunset Shimmer: Oh, what's going on here?
Wanda: Look Cosmo, Timmy, Tino, and Sunset Shimmer are okay!
Cosmo: Let's celebrate!
(Poof! Cosmo wishes up a huge party. Big speakers <THUMP!> A DISCO BALL shines, a DJ spins, ABE LINCOLN dances (Britney Britney, Pink Elephants, etc.). Wanda covers Poof's ears)
(Wanda Poof away the party)
Cosmo: What? Too Bumping, Homies?
Timmy: Cosmo, Wanda, Poof! You're here! You're alive! I just had an awesome dream! I was on some blue moon with my friends, parents and you guys, and I kissed Trixie and me, Tino, and Sunset Shimmer jumped into the Darkness. And I kissed Trixie. Good dream.
Wanda: That wasn't a dream, Timmy. You did jump into the Darkness and defeated it once and for all.
Timmy: I defeated the Darkness? But I don't remember anything after kissing Trixie. I did kiss Trixie, didn't I?
Wanda: Big time. Then you, Tino, and Sunset Shimmer jumped into the Darkness and your Chosen One powers caused it to explode.
Tino: Wait, what about The Dazzlings and the Villains?
Wanda: Oh, you guys already had a big final battle.
Tino: Wait, I don't remember of we hading a battle with the villains. Do you, Sunset Shimmer?
Sunset Shimmer: I don't understand. What's going on?
Wanda: Either way, you're a hero, Timmy! Jorgen erased everyone's memory, and the universe is back to normal.
Tino: But we're our friends?
Wanda: Oh, they went to get you a surprise gift for you, Tino.
Timmy: After this whole adventure all I want is a typical normal day. Where evil robots don't try and eliminate me when someone shouts TIMMY TURNER!
(Timmy jumps under the bed and peeks out. Nothing)
Wanda: Whatever makes you happy, Timmy, since, again, the darkness is gone forever.
(Timmy jumps out from under the bed)
Timmy: Okay, then I wish I had the most normal day ever.
(At the kitchen)
(Timmy busts in the door)
Timmy: Now I'm looking forward to a nice normal breakfast.
(Mom turns from the stove - she looks horrifyingly tired)
Mrs. Turner: Ahhhle-larg-glog....
Timmy and Pooh: Ahhhh!
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, as SALT/PEPPER/NAPKIN HOLDERS, all react. Mom shuffles to the MICROWAVE)
Tino: What happen to Mrs. Turner?
Cosmo: Well, that's what his Mom "normally" looks like in the morning.
Wanda: A long time ago, You instituted a daily maternal makeover wish so you mom would look beaitiful for you.
(Mom places a steaming pile of GOD KNOWS WHAT on the table)
Mrs. Turner: Slarbar, blobbin...
Wanda: Want some eggs and sausage, Sweetie? Just say the word.
Timmy: Nope. I can do this. I love my "normal" day.
(Timmy scoops up some of the bile and <EATS)
Mr. Turner: (o.S.) Oh Timmy! Morning, son.
Timmy: Let me guess. I had a standing man-up my dad wish too?
(Dad barges in. He waves TWO GOLDEN TICKETS in the air)
Mr. Turner: Guess what?! I just got two golden tickets for the Father/Son Crimson Chin convention today!
Mr. Turner: But you have school today, so your Mom and I are going to have a blast without you! Ooh, I'll need somebody to watch you two until the bus gets here.
(Vicky comes in)
Vicky: Morning ,Twerp!
Timmy: You've got to be kidding me.
Sunset Shimmer: Her, as the headless horseman, not really good.
(Vicky holds out TWO WOLVERINES and <LAUGHS)
(Timmy opens his locker. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are a book, a ruler and a purple baseball)
Wanda: Had enough "normal?"
Timmy: Nope. I'm loving it! 'Cuz nurturing two wolverines on my body and getting laughed at at school is still better than battling the Darkness.
(Timmy closes his locker and sees an angry FRANCIS)
Timmy: (nervous) Francis...hey.
Tino: Oh, no.
(KAPOW! Timmy is punched o.s)
(AHHHH!> CRASH! Timmy hits a LOCKER next to TRIXIE)
Timmy: (flirty) Trixie, heeeeyy. You don't perchance remember a sweet lip lock with me on a Blue Moon in space, do you?
Trixie: Help! Police!
(She kick him into Mr. Crocker's classroom)
(WHAM! Timmy lands in a chair. It locks on his arms and ankles. CROCKER turns - is he a dentist with a drill? Close)
Mr. Crocker: Turner! I've completed my diploma from the on-line tattoo Is-ta-tute! Now I can give you F's that can be only be removed by laser surgery! Ah-hahahaha!!!
(He fires up his INK DRILL)
(Timmy sits alone, with "F's" tattooed all over him, and wolverines still growling and attached. pull wide to see nobody is sitting next to him in. ON: Timmy's lunch - it poofs into Cosmo (jell-o), Poof (cookie) and Wanda (milk))
Cosmo: Look! I'm getting jiggly with it.
Wanda: Ready to lose this "normal" wish, sport, and have some Fun-F-F-Fun?
Timmy: You bet. I was wrong, way wrong. I wanna start this day over. I don't want the most normal day ever. I wish I had the best day ever!
Wanda and Cosmo: Now that's more like it!
Best Day Ever?
(The day has start all over)
Timmy: Darkness...Francis...F-tats. Gah!
(Timmy and Tino jumps out of bed and sees a WATER SLIDE in his room)
Timmy: Water slide! Cool.
Wanda: Welcome Timmy to your best day ever!
Cosmo: I don't think you'll ever want to leave it! L...l...leave it.
Sunset Shimmer: Uh, are you guys okay? You did something weird.
Wanda: Oh, uh, we just have a bad case of happy hiccups, now that you're here.
Timmy: Well, in that case, whoo!
(The water slide ends in the kitchen flinging Timmy into the air and into his chair. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof up as hair dryers and blow Timmy dry)
Mrs. Turner: Good morning, best son ever!
(Mom leans in, places a plate of TIMMY SHAPED WAFFLES, EGGS, BACON, a MILK SHAKE and CUPCAKES in front of him)
Mrs. Turner: It's time for the best breakfast ever: Bacon, Timmy Cakes, and Cash.
(BOOM! Dad arrives holding TWO GOLDEN TICKETS)
Mr. Turner: Timmy! Guess what. We're not going to the manly-dressed Father/Son Crimson Chin convention.
Timmy: What? But this is supposed to be the best day ever.
Mr. Turner: I know. That's why we're bringing the convention here.
(Dad pulls out a REMOTE, presses it and the kitchen becomes a comic book convention with CHIN COMICS and GOODIES galore)
Guy: This is the best convention ever.
Timmy: And the best day ever!
(Timmy walks to school and smiles. KIDS love him)
Tino: This gets better and better.
Timmy: Hello, Francis.
(Francis winds up to punch but <WHAPING!> A SAFE falls from the sky <CRUSHING HIM!)
(Timmy opens his locker and Trixie pops out of it)
Trixie: Hi best boyfriend ever! I moved into your locker! I'll always be with you Timmy!
(She hugs Timmy. Timmy smiles. PUSH IN)
(Than, they had big wedding)
Trixie: And now this best day ever meets the best kiss ever.
Timmy: I think-- [mutters]
Tino: Go ahead, Timmy.
Sunset Shimmer: Kiss her.
(Trixie puckers up. Timmy puckers up. They move in for a kiss and KABLAM! Just before their lips meet, three Eliminator warriors crash the party on HOVER CHOPPERS! Trixie is startled and they fall off the animal pyramid)
(AAAAHHHH-OOF!> Timmy hits the ground hard. ANIMALS run for cover. It's chaos. Timmy looks at his bird fairies)
Timmy: Uh, guys? I never wished for Eliminators!
(Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof normal)
Wanda: Good, 'cause we didn't Poof any out.
(The Eliminators pull out BLASTERS and aim)
EliMINATOR: Get the Chosen One.
(Timmy grabs two wolverines and Jedi flips in front of our dark intruders)
Cosmo: No, get them, Chosen One.
Timmy: Right. I'm the Chosen One, who is in the middle of his best day ever and already defeated the mighty Darkness twice and with Tino and Sunset's help, I'll do it again.
ELIMINATOR: Timmy Turner, you did not defeat the Darkness.
(Eliminator #1 takes off his HELMET to reveal IT'S JORGEN)
Jorgen: You're in the Darkness!
(The other two Eliminators take off their HELMETS. It's COSMO and WANDA!!! POOF pops up from behind Wanda. He's in a BACKPACK)
Cosmo and Wanda: Hi, Timmy!!!
Poof: Poof, Poof!
(THE CAMERA does a classic "Hitchcockian" PUSH IN/PULL OUT on Timmy's face. He turns and looks at the other Cosmo, Wanda and Poof. PZZAP! They short out a little)
(POW! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda blast the Cosmo, Wanda and Poof doves with a magic blast)
Jorgen: Turner! This is all an illusion to keep you distracted so you won't fulfill your Chosen One duties and destroy the Darkness forever! And stop the Dazzlings from making Tino to join them, Once and for all!
Timmy: No. It's not true. I've been in Dimmsdale having the best day ever. And I was about to kiss Trixie!
(Suddenly the scene PZZAPS and begins to short out. Timmy looks and sees Trixie morph into THE HEAD ELIMINATOR (LE))
Timmy: Oh, I'm really glad I didn't kiss Trixie.
(Then The Villains comes in)
Head Eliminator: And we're glad the foolishness is over. So I can finally eliminate the Chosen One.
Adagio: And make Tino join the Dazzlings like he supposed to.
(Jorgen grabs Timmy and WHOOSH! Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda zoom away. Francis and other kids transform into Eliminators. ON TIMMY AND JORGEN - speeding through the streets. The world around them suddenly flickers and the Dimmsdale background goes away and becomes A DARK RED PULSATING VORTEX)
Timmy: What's going on? Where are we?!
Wanda: When you, Tino and Sunset sacrificed yourself, you have been taken to the heart of the Darkness, and now we're getting you both out.
Cosmo: The portal is closing.
(Jorgen, Cosmo and Wanda press buttons marked LIGHT SPEED and <PZZAP!> Their bikes zoom out of the tiniest of holes in the Darkness)
(Reverse angle on REAL SPACE: WHOOOSH! The fairy hover bikes zoom out. Fire streaks through the sky and into infinity. Beat. Our heroes are gone! Whoosh! The Darkness opens again and Lead Eliminator exits with his minions. LE stops as he sees the flickering trail of Timmy's escape)
Darkness: Must have, Timmy Turner.
Sonata Dusk: I want Tino!
Head Eliminator: Why? So you can keep him close to your heart and expose your one weakness? And you and the Dazzlings to join them cause you love him? The Chosen One, and that stupid kid are not to be played with. And if you or Bowser won't destroy those two, I will.
Darkness: Return to me now.
Negaduck: Yeah, do as we say.
(The wind starts whipping. The Darkness tries to suck LE back)
Head Eliminator: I will not return! You all cannot make me!
(He forms mega blasters on his arms and blasts at the Darkness. The black hole <SCREECHES AND REACTS TO THE PAIN)
Darkness: But I can unmake you.
(Suddenly a PLASMA BLAST shoots out of the Darkness and kapow! The Lead Eliminator is blasted into A MILLION PIECES! They sparkle and float off into space. ON: Eliminator's #1 and #2)
Darkness: Timmy Turner is not to be eliminated!
Adagio Dazzle: Either is Tino.
ElimINATOR #1: Right, totally clear on that.
EliMINATOR #2: Timmy turn-O, No Eliminate-O.
Darkness: Find Timmy Turner, Tino and his friends and bring them to us.
Adagio Dazzle: In fact, we should have Tino and rule the world.
Kyoko: Besides, what can his friends do to stop us? Nothing!
Hun: And also, we can get rid of his friends for good.
Bushroot: And also we'll report to Bowser that our mission is a sucess.
Yuki: And we relax as we rule the world.
Joker: Soon it'll be the joke is on them (laughs)
(The Darkness opens up wider and dozens of Eliminators soar out from the it and scatter into space)
Welcome back, Timmy
(At Timmy's Room)
Timmy: I wish our faces were normal.
(POOF! Everyone is normal. Timmy remains surprisingly calm)
Tino: So. We're never destroyed the Darkness; We were inside of it living in a fantasy?
Timmy: And now that I'm out it's probably going to come back to get me.
Cosmo: I'd put money on that. (to Wanda) Can I borrow some money?
Timmy: And we're off to the Timmy cave, where my army is assembled and ready to battle the Darkness.
(Timmy pulls on the mailbox and they fall into a steep slide)
(at Timmy Cave)
(The rest of Timmy's pals are there manning the WAR ROOM: CHESTER, AJ, TRIXIE, DARK LASER, VICKY, MARK, MOM, DAD, Crocker and Pooh's friends)
All: Welcome back Timmy!
Lori: Long time no see.
Mina: Tino! Sunset Shimmer! You're save!
Lana: Glad you both are save.
Lincoln: Me too. In fact we all missed you.
Lucy: You forgot me.
Lincoln: (screams) Which includes Lucy, too.
Sci-Twi: Good thing you're save Tino.
Mrs. Turner: We're glad to see you're safe, Chosen Son!
(Mom hugs and holds Timmy)
Timmy: Mom, If you could gimme a second...
(Timmy gets out of the hug and goes to kiss Trixie, but Mark steps in - SMOOCH)
Mark: Nice man-smooch, but dude we have a lot of work to do - like you must help me get my planet back!
Jorgen: And help us free Fairyworld from the Eliminators
Misty: And stop The Dazzlings for making Tino to join them!
Jorgen: And oh, yeah, stop the Darkness!
Timmy: And that's what we're gonna do. Together. AJ, status report.
A.J.: No sign of the Darkness in our galaxy yet. Just a harmless meteor shower.
(LE is the meteor shower and the flaming meteor parts land in the water. They FIZZLE and release steam. The water bubbles and bubbles, and then LE rises from the water. He cracks his neck. <MUSIC SWELLS> as he walks toward camera)
(At Fairy World)
Juandissimo: Boy, this song is really depressing!
Cupid: And what happens if we stop pushing this giant wooden wheel, anyway?
(The music is stop)
Eliminator #4: We've checked all of Fairy World. Timmy Turner is not here.
Eliminator #3: But if he is on Earth, our best team will surely find him.
(Eliminator #1 is on screem)
Eliminator #1: Still no sign of Timmy Turner on Earth, but we will continue our exhaustive search.
(Two scanners lie discarded in the sand. PAN TO: Eliminator #1 and #2 sunning themselves under a palm tree sipping DRINKS)
Eliminator #1: How's the exhaustive search coming?
Eliminator #2: Well, he's not in this fruity umbrella drink.
Eliminator #1: We should search for him in more of these fruity umbrella drinks. We need more fruity umbrella drinks.
Woman: Coming right up.
(Back at The Timmy Cave)
(Timmy marches through the war room like a leader)
Timmy: Otis, will you do the honors?
Otis: Yes, Timmy! (He blow the wishle) Ten-Hut! Look alive, people. Freddy, stop drooling. Duke, spit out that ball. Peck, Get that wattle up. Abby, shine those udders. All of you, just stay still. Pig, suck in that gut.
Pig: Okay. Which one?
Otis: Good Point. Never mind. Timmy, all yours.
Timmy: Thanks! Okay, Troops these are bleak times, and The Darkness and The Villains are still out there, but, as Chosen One, I know if we stick together, we can defeat it. So repeat after me. Let's do this!
(every one is yelling as the same time)
Timmy: That wasn't even close.
(the gang. They are all watching Poof smile. He's in a CRIB looking up and smiling)
Jorgen: Sorry, Turner, it is just that Poof woke up from his nap smiling.
Vicky: Even my cold, Dark heart can't resist the joy in a baby's smile.
Lor McQuarrie: Really?
Hagime: But he's cute after all.
Lola: Actually, I'm the cute one around here.
Timmy: Guys, can we focus?
Jorgen: Fine. AJ, give Mr. Anti-Smile the full status report.
(AJ jumps in the COMMAND CHAIR. We see the locations of the first two wands. A Timmy Statue holds the first white wand, and the second wand stands lonely on the Blue Moon of Vegon)
A.J.: If you recall, the white wand blasted the Darkness with white fire but it came back, and the second wand just puffed a big wind and did nothing...
Jorgen: That's all we got.
Timmy: That's it? Then how am I supposed to beat the darkness?!
Wanda: Easy Timmy.
(POOF! Cosmo, Wanda and Poof poof on Timmy as his pink Wanda HAT (only bigger), a Cosmo BACKPACK and a Poof PINWHEEL. Suddenly CRASH! Lead Eliminator drops into the Timmy cave)
Wanda: Because this time we're going to stay right by your side...
Cosmo: So you always have magic with you to help stop the Darkness!
Shaggy: But what about the Lead Eliminator?
Misty: Come on guys. It's not like the Head Eliminator is gonna find us here by digging down here.
Carver: Yeah it's not like the Head Eliminator is gonna-- Head Eliminator down to a what?
(Suddenly CRASH! Lead Eliminator drops into the Timmy cave)
Head Eliminator: But it is I who will destroy the Darkness. After I destroy you.
Jorgen: Think again, Jerk-inator.
(Jorgen raises his wand)
Timmy: No, Jorgen don't blast him because--
(Head Eliminator uses his vortex mouth and sucks up Jorgen's wand)
Timmy: They capture any weapon used against them... and use it against us.
(Suddenly the Lead Eliminator's hands transform into wands)
Timmy: I wish the Eliminator was gone.
(He poof Head Eliminator away)
Carver: Well guys, that's take a care of him.
(Than he's back)
Lola and Lana: Yikes, he's back.
Shaggy: You have to open your big fat mouth!
Head Eliminator: And I wish I wasn't. And I wish you had Rocket Glutes.
(POOF! LE poofs a giant ICBM MISSILE onto Jorgen's back)
Jorgen: Okay, that's actually kind of cool, but--AAH!
(ZOOOM! Jorgen blasts off and is gone)
(Lead Eliminator magic blasts most of Timmy's army: Mom, Dad, Vicky, Crocker, DL, Chester, AJ, and Trixie are gone)
Timmy: I wish I was outta here!
(POOF! they gone)
Head Eliminator: Man those guys' hard to destroy!
(at Turner house)
(CRASH! LE blasts from the mailbox hole and lands with a SLAM on the ground. His arms transform into metal detectors that BEEP)
Head Eliminator: I wish I had a Timmy Tracker.
(Then he wish a Timmy Trakcer on his hands)
Head Eliminator: Cool!
(At Dimmsdale Mall)
(Poof! Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda, Poof, Tino and his friends arrive at the mall. (They are still in disguise mode))
Timmy: We're at the mall?
Serena: What on Earth?
Shido: What are we doing here?
Cosmo: Well, you didn't say where you wanted go, and who doesn't love the mall? There's slacks, snacks, the TV Shack.
(In the window of "TV SHACK," we see footage of the Lead Eliminator walking through town (think Terminator), destroying it and blasting cars out of the way)
Chet: This is Chet U. Bethca saying a magic alien space robot is attacking the city. But even with the town in ruins, the Military Extraterrestrial Research facility assures us it's nothing to worry about.
(CUT TO - Talking heads of MERF agents #1 and #2)
Officer #2: There's nothing to be worried about. The robot is just a...
Officer #1: Street sweeper.
(Behind them PEOPLE <RUN AND SCREAM!> LE walks through frame. Blasting cars away)
Officer #2: That scares people. So, bye!
(They dash out of frame. BACK ON: Chet)
Chet: This is Chet Ubetcha saying, "Great!" Because it looks like the alien street sweeper of doom is off to clean our mall.
(BACK ON - Timmy with a nervous look on his face)
Timmy: Did he say - mall?
Daphne: I love malls!
Origami: We don't have for this.
Kotori: Yeah, we got to-
(Than the mall is gone)
Lita: Hey, where the mall go?
Head Eliminator: I love having magic.
Timmy: Yeah, me too. I wish the ground would swallow him up.
(The ground ate him, spit him out. He use his magic to punch them)
Tino: Oh, that hurt.
Sunset Shimmer: Is anyone okay?
Lincoln: We're okay.
Cosmo: That's it! You hurt my baby, my wife and my god-child and most importantly me! You have awakened a giant, my friend! So face my awesome powers!
(POOF! Cosmo poofs into a 20 FT BRIGHT GREEN GODZILLA)
Cosmo: Meet the mighty Cos-Zilla!
(SLAM! Cosmo smashes down the Lead Eliminator. He's crushed like a tin can, except for the two wand hands sticking up)
Cosmo: Ha! That's nothing! The mighty Cosmo-bot can wish up a million wands!
(POOF! Cosmo is covered in wands! He's on a roll)
Cosmo: Oh, and you make one mall disappear? Ha! I can make a million wands disappear.
(POOF! All the wands are gone. Cosmo shrinks back to normal, next to Wanda. Wanda's wand is gone too)
Lynn: What shall we do now?
Lor Mc Quarrie: No wands, no magic! Nothing! We're doomed!!
Sci-Twi: We got to think of something.
Spike they: Any ideas?
Cosmo: Wow. That could be my biggest blunder ever.
(POOF! The Lead Eliminator rises again from his crushed state)
Timmy: Man, I hate being the Chosen One.
His wands glow strong and...KAPOW! Lead Eliminator is blasted backward! He crashes into a building.
(Timmy looks behind him)
Down the road stands MERF with a complete mobile army arsenal behind them (tons of Rockets, Mobile Missile Trucks, Tanks, etc.). MERF Agent #2 talks into a mega-phone.
Officer #1: Evil Alien street sweeper thing, prepare to taste the might of MERF! Man, I love megaphones!
Officer #2: Ready, Aim...
(Timmy runs in)
Timmy: Stop! If you blast him, he'll just absorb the weapons and use them against you!
Officer #1: What do you know? You're just a stupid kid. without any hair on your body.
Officer 2#: We're totally cool top secret agents with a ton of hair on our body and a cool escape probe in case things go wrong.
(He holds up the KEYS to the Escape Probe. The escape probe is next to them)
Officer 2#: But it won't 'cuz we're gonna launch every weapon, missile and kitchen sink we've built since 1952 and blast it back to wherever it came from.
(Angle on MOBILE DEFENSE TRUCKS: MISSILES rise into position. Soldiers with ROCKET LAUNCHERS take aim. A GIANT KITCHEN SINK rises from a Plumbing truck)
Officer 1#: We call it "Operation: Blow that thing up." It's gonna be awesome.
Timmy: I'm telling you, you can't fire.
Tish: Yeah! He take what is against him and use it against us!
Raye: Yeah, so don't fire!
Officer #2: Oh, okay, if you say so. And FIRE!!!!
(Lead Eliminator opens his mouth wide and sucks in all the weapons. LE begins to shake. Electric sparks fly inside LE, SWALLOW!> Then LE begins to morph and grow into a gigantic DESTRUCTONATOR! Missile legs, truck parts for arms and tanks for feet, etc. He grows like a big ol' Transformer - 50 ft tall. Agent #1 and #2 look up. Agent #2 drops his popcorn)
(Pig just faided)
Officer #1: Huh. What do you know, the kid was right.
Lita: We told you so!
Officer #2: We should probably get to the Escape Probe - and where are the keys?
(They turn and Timmy is already inside the MERF escape probe. Timmy smiles and waves. Cosmo, Wanda and Poof are in it. Agents #1 and #2 bang on the glass)
Timmy: I call this "Operation: Save Our Butts" is under way.
Cosmo: Can you save the rest of our buddies too?
(Timmy hits a LAUNCH BUTTON. WHOOSH! Timmy zooms away and right between LE's legs. LE turns and his Timmy Tracker <starts beeping slower and slower then doesn't beep.)
Head Eliminator: The Chosen One has fled his world, and now, with magic, there's nothing stopping me from making it my world!
(Lead Eliminator forms his wand hands, holds them up then shoves them into the ground. Suddenly the ground starts turning metallic and robotic. It spreads out in a circle. The street and trees become shiny metal)
Officer #2: Time for "Operation: Run!"
(All the agents and soldiers run, but the metal virus catches them and turns them into robots too!)
RoBO-AGENTS: We are at your command, oh great street sweeper of doom.
Head Eliminator: Form now on, Call me-
The DESTRUCTONATOR: -the DESTRUCTONATOR!
(Eliminators #1 and #2 are still relaxing on the beach, but a giant metal wave is coming toward them WHOOSH! They take off and the metal wave splashes down. The beach is metal. SPLAT! Finally, Jorgen lands from his rocket excursion just missing the metal wave so he's not turned into a robot)
Jorgen: Yeah, Ha-Ha! His Rocket Glute wish has literally backfired, and I am not a robot. But I am stranded on a metal earth with no magic. Help, me, CHOSEN ONE!!!!
The Final Wand- "The Ice Wand"/Turbo Thunder's Origin
(Back with Timmy and the others)
Cosmo: -AAH! The Earth has been turned into metal with an Evil Face on it!
Sakura: A face?! Where!?
Lita: Sakura! He's talking about the Earth!
Wanda: And there's no magic left in the universe to stop him or the Darkness.
(Poof start cry, but Timmy huge him and he feel better)
Timmy: Don't worry, guys. We're still together, and there is still magic left in the universe.
Wanda: You mean the magic of a child's smile?
Timmy: Eh, no. I mean the magic of the wand on the Blue Moon of Vegon, which is just sitting there waiting for us to use it. Now, hang on.
(WHOOSH! The MERF probe shoots across space and warps into a LIGHT SPEED PORTAL)
(At Blue Moon)
(They went too fast and they bunp the wand and crashed)
Ash: Is everyone okay?
Lola: What you think?
Cosmo: Great Landing! Let's doing again!
Lor: No, Cosmo! Bad landing! We'd crashed, moron!
Sunset Shimmer: Calm down everyone we need to figure out a plan.
Carver: Come on! We're stranded on the moon what can we do!?
Wanda: Okay, Chosen One, what the operation called this time?
Timmy: I call it Operation grab this wand, and figure out how it works, then drag it back to Earth, use it's magic to crush the Destructonator and then blast Darkness with it.
Narue: What about the Villains?
Timmy: Oh, yeah, and we had a battle with then!
Cosmo: Good Plan!
???: Except it work work.
All: Turbo Thunder?!
Leni: Hey, look, a friendly Hippie.
Fred: Leni, that's Turbo Thunder.
Cosmo: Wow, you really let yourself go.
Turbo Thunder: Yes, it is I, Turbo Thunder. Registered TradeMark and original Chosen One. Thunderwear sold separately. And if you want to know how that wand works, we must work together.
Timmy: Well Forget it. You had your chance and you left me on Thunder World to get sucked up by the Darkness! So stand back - I'm taking this peppy meal to go!
(Timmy grabs the shaft of the wand and pulls - <HUMPH!)
Ash Ketchum: Hey, it won't budge!
Tohka: Why isn't it budging!
Turbo Thunder: It's not suppose to budge. It suppose to light our way.
Shido: How did you know?
Turbo Thunder: Because after the Rock Guardian flick me over like a chosen booger. I realize how alone in the universe I was.
(Then his suit cracked and breaks into pieces, and then he cries and two tears land on a little rock)
Turbo Thunder: Then I've made a friend. Literary, I've made it.The I made a rock Lunch, which didn't really work out. But it was Rocky's smile that comforted my lonely nights here and made me understand what's important in life... Honor... Humility, and the most important thing of all.
Wanda: How the wand works?
Turbo Thunder: No, Lunch. Do you have anything to eat that's not Rock-Based?
Timmy: Show us how the wand works?
(He grabs Timmy, walks away from the wand and places him on two "T's" in front of the wand Suddenly the moon starts to turn and the glowing beginnings of a sunrise appear on the rocky horizon.ON TIMMY: he stands next to Turbo Thunder. TT puts a hand on Timmy's shoulder as a yellow glow comes over Timmy.REVERSE ON: the crater lowers into an Oz type wonderland with fairy wand fields, LUSH FORESTS, VINES and a TRAINING DOME. Birds fly and streams gurgle. It's paradise.)
Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Turbo Thunder: (Gasp)
Turbo Thunder: Rocky! You were right!
Wanda: And look! The final Prophecy.
Timmy: Ha-Ha! I knew I'd save you guys. There's another Wand?
Turbo Thunder: It's the final wand. And since you are the Chosen One, you have to find it, and you can use this to give me food now. Remember, no rocks.
Cosmo: Stand back, Turbo Thunder, and behold a meal fit for a king.
(Then Cosmo, poof a Ice Cream sandwich)
Turbo Thunder: An Ice Cream Sandwich. And that's a meal for a king?
Cosmo: It is for a king of Ice Cream Land. Now, munch before your king.
Turbo Thunder: Can you poof up one for Rocky?
Wanda:"To End the Darkness with Power Thrice, The Last wand lies inside Earth's Ice."
Timmy: Great! I don't get it.
Reine: Maybe is something has to do with the wand is hidden in the ice.
Origami: I think you're right. Look.
Lor: We'll what do you now. The Ice Wand is hidden under the ice.
Turbo Thunder: The Ice Wand completes a magic Triad. And when combined with The fire wand on fairy World and The wand here on Vegon, it's a Triple-Powered Combination that will a that will emit a gazillion mega-ton burst of magic that will finally destroy the Darkness and--Can I have another Ice Cream Sandwich, your majesty?
Cosmo: Only because you amuse me, Peasant.
(He give him another one and Turbo Thunder got back to normal)
Turbo Thunder: WOW! These are filling.
Kotori: Can I have a ice sandwich, big bro.
Tino: Oh boy, there goes Kotori in her little sister mode.
Shido: Okay Kotori, I'll get you that.
Kotori: Thanks, big bro, I love you.
Comso: Here you Kotori. An ice cream sandwich>
Brock: Tino's right. Her little sister mode is better than her commander mode.
Leni: I like it.
Lola: But I'm th cute one here. Not her.
Ash: Focus you guys, we got work to do and we have to find the final wand and beat the Darkness and the villains with it!
Timmy: But how do we find a Wand in the ice when the Earth is covered in metal and controlled by a giant robot freak?
Turbo Thunder: Because, I'm gonna hey you. Timmy, my world, like yours, was destroy by the Darkness.
(A flashback of Turbo Thunder's Past, started)
Turbo Thunder: (v.O.): I was just a boy loving life on my home planet of WonderWorld.
(PEOPLE float, run and frolic. We find a young Turbo Thunder in the park with his Parents (MOM & DAD))
Turbo Thunder: It was a magical place full of wonders not unlike your Fairy World. We had powers, some cool, some kind of strange.
(Turbo Thunder's Dad lights the picnic candle with a small thunder pit)
Turbo Thunder (CONT'D): It was a peaceful life, until the day...the Darkness arrived.
(Turbo Thunder narrates his parents dialogue. Dad points up at the Darkness. It arrives on the horizon)
Young Turbo: What is that? It's dark and scary.
Turbo's Father: Thank goodness our peaceful planet has a killer defense system that is blasting the crud out of it.
(Thank goodness our wondrous planet is blasting the snot out of it)
Turbo Thunder: But it didn't work. Soon the Eliminators arrived - and took the only loved.
(Young Turbo Thunder hides behind a TREE and sees his parents get sucked into the Eliminator's vortex mouths)
Young Turbo: Noooooo!
The Darkness then starts eating WonderWorld. The ground starts shaking. Young Turbo thunder starts to shake.
Turbo Thunder: They toke my family. The force of the Darkness swallowing my planet caused it to break apart...
(FROM OUTER SPACE: WonderWorld breaks apart (like Krypton))
Turbo Thunder: And caused me to hurtle, alone, bravely through space. Until I safely landed on a deserted pink planet.
(A chunk of land with Young TT on it flies in outer space,Cut to - A pink planet. WHOOSH, TT's chunk of rock heads toward the planet)
Ext. Thunder world - same
The young turbo thunder gets off his piece of WonderWorld.
Turbo Thunder: It was there I swore vengeance upon the Darkness and vowed to train myself, perfect my wonder-powers.
(WHAM! A young TT flips in the air and chops down a tree)
(KAPOW! He releases small thunder pits and smashes a rock)
(WHOOSH! He swings on vines and swoops out of frame)
(He lands - but this time as a man)
He then claps his hands together creating a "thunder clap!"
Turbo Thunder catches a FLIER falling from the sky.
Turbo Thunder: Then I received an invitation to a "Chosen One Competition" in a land called Fairy World.
(ON THE FLYER: In American Idol font it says, "Chosen One.)
(Outside a theater: Turbo Thunder waits in a huge line of would-be buff and not so buff heroes)
(Int. Theater - moments later)
(At a table - the Four Elders sit like American Idol judges)
(On the stage: A giant ogre. He pulls out a BOW and ARROW)
(On: Elder #1 with an apple on his head. The Ogre shoots and hits Elder #2 (sitting next to Elder #1) right in the chest)
Elder #2: Next!
(On the stage: A centaur tap dances and gives a big finish)
Elder #1: Next!
(On the stage: Turbo Thunder arrives. He seems nervous but whips up some THUNDER PITS and shoots them o.s)
(Outside the Theater - BOOM! The theater explodes. Four Elder's hands pop up from the rubble with their "Thumbs Up.)
Turbo Thunder: From That moment on, I was no longer Pippy Dinglefitz But Turbo Thunder.
(Cosmo make cameo in the flashback)
Cosmo: Your real name is Pippy? (Laughing)
(He zap Cosmo)
(Back at Thunder World)
Turbo Thunder: Then I perched myself on the highest peak of Thunder World and waited for the Darkness to return so I could seek my revenge.
(At the top of the peak: we see the heroic Turbo Thunder looking up at the STARS)
Turbo Thunder: And I waited...and waited...
(Than Flashback of Turbo Thunder's Past has ended)
Timmy: And then you fell asleep and missed your calling when the Darkness returned, and I had to beat it for you.
Turbo Thunder: But I have accepted my fate as the former Chosen One who slept through his destiny, and as the new Chosen One, you must now accept yours. For Timmy Turner, I am...
Timmy: Whoa, you're not going cut off my hand and then tell me you're my father are you?
Turbo Thunder: No. I'm gonna Train you.
(They start Training)
Turbo Thunder: I'm gonna make you stronger...
(Turbo hit a tree)
Turbo Thunder: Faster...
(Then Timmy is holing Turbo Thunder, while he's waking)
Turbo Thunder: And so powerful that you will be able to crush the metal robot due, get your Plant back, and then crush the Darkness.
(Turbo Thunder got crush some rocks, again)
Timmy: Awesome! Look out, Destructinator, Villains and the Darkness, Here Comes--Hu--
Turbo Thunder: (Voice) Turbo Timmy.
Timmy: Turbo Timmy!
(Then the rocks fell on him)
Tino: Ouch. That's gotta hurt.
Sakura: Tell me about it.
Ash: But we should get prepared to fight the villans.
Jorgen's Cover is Blown
(Back at the metal covered Earth, Jorgen disguised as a robot goes to the other robots)
Jorgen: (robot speak)Bede-bede-I am a robot just like you. What is our Plan?
Robo-ageNT #2: We are turning the Earth into the Destructonator's super surprise weapon.
Jorgen: And what is the super surprise?
(WHAM! The Destructonator arrives and picks Jorgen up!)
Destructinator: Oh just an Earth filled with 20 million gigatons of explosives that will destroy the Darkness in it's one true weak spot. His Heart. (Then he destroys Jorgen's disguise)
Jorgen: Hey look at that, I'm not a robot and HELP US CHOSEN ONE!
Preparing for Battle
(Back at Blue Moon, they still in Training)
Turbo Thunder: The Destructonator will be fast, but you had to be faster.
(Timmy his a tree)
Turbo Thunder: He will be quick, but you had to be quicker.
(He throw Rocks at Timmy)
Turbo Thunder: His will will be mighty, Yours must be mightier and-- (He looks at Poof and let go the rope) Coohie, coochie, coo.
(Timmy fell from a clif)
Timmy: I'm quit.
Ash: What?! Quit? You can't quit, Timmy!
Hagime: Yeah, what about the darkness!
Lynn: That's you can't give up now!
Sci-Twi: Besides, you can't quit now Timmy.
Turbo Thunder: She's right. There's no quiting, when tour world has been turned to metal and a showdown with The Destructinator Awaits you. Now, get up.
Timmy: I don't have special powers like you. I'm just a normal boy, and I'm tired of Fighting the Darkness, and I can't Defeat Destructinator with magic, because 'cause he has magic.
Turbo Thunder: Oh, I was hopping I wouldn't have to do this. Take my Hands.
(Timmy hold Turbo Thunder's Hands)
Turbo Thunder: Suns and storms and flight for hours, I transfer to you - my turbo powers of thunder!
(WHOOSH! TT'S POWER SURGES, and Timmy is engulfed in the glow. The two rise in the air. Hold. Timmy then swells up big like TT, and they spin together like a tornado, When it's done the two fall back to the ground. Timmy is his normal size again. Weakened from the power transfer, TT collapses)
Wanda: Timmy, are you okay?
Timmy: I'm-- I'm better than Okay. In Fact, Turbo Thunder Pits, Activate!
(The Rocks fell on Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof)
Timmy: What else can I do?
Tino: Maybe we can...
Lori: What's this?
Misty: It looks like some kind of note.
Tino: Let me read. "Our dearest Tino, we have Fairy World under our control and enslaved the fairies and there not hing you and your friends can do about it, except for you have to join the Dazzlings, and rule the world-
Adagio Dazzle: and to eslave humanity forever. So come to Earth in 2 hours, before your friends suffer. (as Nasty Jack) And don't be late!
Lori: That's I'm out!
Lynn: Oh, you scare the Villains?
Lori: I am not. You're the one who's scared.
Lynn: I'm not afraid of anything.
Tino: Come on guys we can do this if we work together!
Ash: He's right, it's time we fight!
Sunset Shimmer: That's right! The whole world is counting on us.
Tino: We're going to fight The Darkness and the villains! Now who's with me?
Sunset Shimmer: And Tino and I got a plan.
The Chosen One to the Rescue
(at Fairy World)
(It's still dark and depressing. The Fairies still SING the depressing song and march)
(Eliminators #1 and #2 watch from their lounge chairs sipping drinks)
ElimINATOR #1: No, Timmy Turner's not in this fruity umbrella drink either.
(PLINK - something falls from the sky)
ELIMINATOR #2: Oh, great. It's raining.
(PLINK - another thing falls from the sky. And another. He reaches down and picks up a WAND.)
ELIMINATOR #1: Uh, oh.
(They look up. In the sky, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda with Poof and TT have SACKS OF GOLDEN WANDS (note: Turbo Thunder flies the MERF space probe))
Timmy: Hey, you guys haven't seen a world full of imprisoned fairies who could use some magic, have you?
(ON: Cupid, Jaundissimo and others)
Cupid: Look up in the sky. It's the Chosen One! Hi!
Janundissimo: And It's raining wands!
(Every Fairy is free)
(He attack them with yexs)
Timmy: Coochie, Coochie, coo,
(He make Poof happy)
Wanda: Timmy, You've rendered them Powerless with Poof's smile.
(Poof attack them with his smile)
Timmy: "Cause there's no greater Power in the universe Except for the giant hole that I wish would swallow them up.
Janundissimo: Yes! We are free! I never get tired of that.
Cupid: Well, I do.
Turbo Thunder: Timmy, Light the white wand of Fire.
(Then he clap lound and turn Fairy World Back to normal)
Cupid: Fairy World is free!
Timmy: And now it's time to free our Planet.
Lincoln: Come on, we got free the Earth and find the Ice Wand and Twilight's Crown.
Luan: Of the Earth we go! Get It? (Laughing)
(They went off the Earth)
Eliminator #1: This is Eliminator #1. The Chosen One has been spotted. He's on his way to Earth.
Joker: Looks live the Chosen One and that kid are finding the Ice Wand.
Adagio Dazzle: I see. It's like. The plan is going goood so far.
Sonata Dusk: It's the punch isn't it? I knew I put to much grape juice.
Adagio Dazzle: It's not the fruit punch, it's us!
Aria Blaze: But the punch is awful, too.
Sonata Dusk: What do you know about good fruit punch?!
Aria Blaze: More than you.
Sonata Dusk: Do not!
Aria Blaze: Do to.
Kyoko: Anyway, maybe if the heroes will fall into our, we'll be victorious.
Jessie: Did we seat a trap?
James: Beats me.
Megavolt: No clue.
Two-Face: But... the heroes might save the world and destory the Darkness And stop your Plans. So they want a battle, so what do we do, guys?
Adagio Dazzle: If they want a Battle, we'll give them one. Bowser want that universe just as much as he does.
Timmy vs The Destructinator
(Back on Earth)
DeSTRUCTONATOR: I'm wish you have giant ears.
(Then Jorgen have big ears)
DestrUCTONATOR: I'm going to give you a front row seat as the Earth and the Chosen One are swallowed into the heart of the Darkness, then my stuffed crust Earth will go kaboom! No more Darkness, no more Chosen One and no more you.
(ROBOT-AGENTS #1 and #2 arrive. The last MOBILE ICBM TRUCK drives into the Earth hole. It crashes into other trucks piled up out of it. The Earth is filled with missile trucks)
Robo-agent #1: Earth is ready for detonation, oh, great beast of metal stuff.
(Robo-Agent #1 gives the Destructonator the DETONATOR)
DestrUCTONATOR: What is this? The Detonator? It's too small.
RoBO-AGENT #1: It's actually standard size. It's just that you are so super and big.
Destructonator: How am I supposed to find this when I need it? (Than he drop it) Ooh. I wish it was magnetic. (Than it tash to him) Okay. That works.
Jorgen: But your plan worn't. How can you blow up the Chosen One when the Chosen One is not here.
(Than Timmy comes down)
Timmy: What's going on Dumbo?
Jorgen: Okay, that problem is solved, but you are still without the Darkness.
(Than Darkness comes)
Jorgen: Turner! It's a trap! The Earth is filled with explosives, and he's going to use the planet to destroy the Darkness and all of us!
Timmy: Oh, yeah, well I don't think-- so
(Than He trap him)
Jorgen: Worst-- Chosen One-- Ever!
The Destructinator: Now then... Here, Darkness, come get your buddy Chosen One and take him into your heart.
Jorgen: You're not doing anything. Why aren't you doing anything? Wait. My large ears hear something, like a millions fairies just raised their wands.
(Then Fairies blast Earth)
Misty: I know, the fairies are doing it.
Lincoln: Go fairies!
Tino: Let's do it!
Turbo Thunder: Let it rip, Fairies!
(They got on Earth back to Normal)
The Destructinator: You may have gotten rid of metal on Earth, But you have not gotten rid of me, and I have magic.
Timmy: You know, for a guy who was supposed to Eliminate me, you stink!
The Destructinator: You are so going down.
Timmy: Actually, I'm going up.
(Timmy used his rocket glutes to get off the Earth, and The Destructinator follow him)
Turdo Thunder: Timmy has led the Destructinator off the Earth.
Sakura: Hooray for Timmy!
Sunset Shimmer: You guys now what to do!
Ash: You bet! Let's go find that wand!
Wanda: Fairies, search the Earth!
(All the Fairies went looking the Ice Wand)
Narrator: (Voice) And so they went off to find the Ice Wand on Earth. They surge on a hockey game...
Cupid: It's not the Ice Hockey Game.
Narrator: (Voice) and The Country of Iceland.
Janundissimo: And it's not in Ice Land. Ha-Ha!
Wanda: And It's not in the Possession of Vanilla Ice. So you run your own Carpet-Cleaning Business now? Uh... Cool.
(Back to Narrator)
Narrator: Oh, this story is delightful. I say, as long as you're here, does mole look infected? I'm rather alarmed. Ooh, it itches terribly. And the oozling, oh, my.
(Then, they others come back, again)
Otis: Okay, you know the drill.
Abby: Get in the rug.
Narrator: What? I'm just saying. Maybe there's an ointment or a poultice for it.
(They throw him for the third time)
Otis: And now back to finish the movie.
Sunset Shimmer: Yep.
Voice: Hey, that's my line! Do I go down to where you work and do whatever is you do?
Voice: Back to finish the movie!
(Back with Timmy and The Destructinator)
Timmy: Give up, Destructinator, 'cause you can't catch Turbo Timmy. (Than he bump him) Ahh! What you know? You can catch me. But now you will taste the Thunder arm fury of my Thunder Pits...
(The he suck the Thunder Pits)
Timmy: Which I should have never used against you. Oh, yeah. This gonna hurt.
(The Destructinator Thunder Pit Timmy back and throw back down to Earth)
The Destructinator: I cannot be stopped, Chosen One. Thanks to you, I have magic, I have destructo-Pits, and I have all the Power in the Universe.
Timmy: Not all the power. What about the weapons you've stuffed in the Earth? You don't have those.
(Than he suck all the Rockets and weapons)
The Destructinator: But now I do! (laughs) And now at last, you will be eliminated. Any last words?
Timmy: Yes. When I'd crashed into you in space, I've sorta grabbed your detonator.
The Destructinator: Uh?
Timmy: Don't mess with the Chosen One.
(He presses the button)
The Destructinator: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Then, he explodes as the pieces fall from the sky)
Heroes vs Villains/The Magic Smile
Timmy: Phew. One down. Twenty-two to go.
Polar Bear: I have been waiting for you.
Ash Ketchum: A talking polar bear?
Timmy: You must be the guardian of the Ice Wand. What would I have to do to prove I'm the Chosen One?
Polar Bear: Are you the Chosen One?
Polar Bear: Eh, works for me, beaver boy. (clears his throat) "From outer moons to distant suns, the Ice Wand grows for the chosen one!"
(Then Ice Wand just appear and Others just comes in)
Wanda: Timmy, you're okay.
Jorgen: And you guys found the final wand, which is really big, like my ears. I just heard a fly break wind in Africa.
(Jorgen now had small ears)
Turbo Thunder: Quick, Timmy, clap twice so the Ice Wand, can join the wands of fire and wind. and Destory the Darkness. And defeat the Villains.
Tino: Uh, what?
Lita, Mina, and Raye: What?!
Jorgen: "No!?" What do you mean "no"? You heard Turbo Thunder, unite the wands and truelly, it'll be fun.
Timmy: But it's not attacking. In ancient times, did The Darkness attack Fairy World, or were fairies so scared when they saw it, they'd panicked and attacked first?
Jorgen: Come on. That is crazy talk about something that happened a long time ago. But, yes, that's pretty much how it went down.
Timmy: And Turbo Thunder, what did The Darkness do to Wonder World when it arrived?
Turbo Thunder: Well, It was really scary-- And big. Yeah, it was really scary and big-- Real big-- Uh... Did I say it was scary?
Turbo Thunder: We panicked and blasted it with wonder rockets.
Ash: So the Darkness all ever wanted was friends?
Daphne: How did you know?
Tino: I think that when the Darkness came to Fairy World and Wonder World they thought it was evil and then start attacking it, blindly.
Kanaka: That makes sense. The Darkness was misunderstood, and then The Dazzling must have taken control of it as their own.
Wanda: But what about the prophecy? Its saids you suppose to unite the wands and blast the magic into the Darkness.
Timmy: We are gonna unite the wands and blast the magic into The Darkness.
Carver: (as Prince Varen) How? There's nothing we can do now.
Timmy: We just have to add some extra wands and a little Poof magic.
Timmy: I wish there were Ice Wands on all the Planets in the Solar System.
(All the Fairies put The Ice Wands in the Solar system)
Jorgen: Okay. The Planets are all Wanded up. I hope this works!
Lincoln: Don't worry, there's nothing to worry about.
???: Or is there?
Luna: It's Adagio!
Sonata Dusk: Come seriously, that's how you defeat the Darkness, ha!
Kyoko: Beside, you have to better then that to defeat us, Chosen Dork.
Timmy: Not gonna happen! Let's fight!
Sunset Shimmer: You guys ready?!
Brock: Let's do this! Go!
(They throw their pokeballs and their pokemon came out)
(Then the battle begin)
Yuki: We're gonna get rid of you guys, then Tino will have become a Dazzlings.
Aka: Totally, you're gonna like lose.
Ash: That's not gonna happen, Yuki! Pikachu quick charge now!
(Pikachu, charges toward the 3 bullies, and they get shoved down)
Ash: Way to go Pikachu!
Kyoko: Not to worry, we'll get even with them, someday.
Aka: Yeah, we'll get them next time.
(They disappeared into thin air)
Lor: Hey, they're gone!
Kanaka: Yeah, but that'll teach them not to mess with us.
Misty: That's right Kanaka and good ridance also.
Joker: You might have defeated Kyoko, Yuki, and Aka, but you can't beat us this time.
Penguin: That's right!
Negaduck: Yeah, so The Crime Empire attack!
Lincoln: They are coming!
Luan: Well, let give then bee lens. (Laughs)
Quackerjack: Oh, ready to fight, hey?
Megavolt: Oh we know how to do that. Meet mrs lit ratch chion!
(He used his mrs lit ratch chion and it faid out)
Megavolt: Rat, battery must be low.
Quackerjack: Oh, good going sparkey.
Megavolt: (To Quackerjack's face) Don't call me parkey!
(Then Pikachu zaped Megavolt)
Ash Ketchum: That'll teach him!
Bushroot: I'll take him on!
Lori: Not if I have anything to say about it!
(The plant get scared and goes down)
Tino: Good one Lori, Tish and I can handle it from here.
(He and Tish throw pudding balls at Bushroot and knocking down)
Tish: Okay, who else wants some?!
The Liquidator: But I'm not though with you, twerbs yet! (he gets everyone wet)
Carver: Now, he's gonna pay fir getting my clothes wet!
Kanaka: Mine too!
The Liquidator: Well, you can't hurt me. Water at the Liquidator, go greatness.
Lucy: Well, take this, Water person!
(She blows him and turn into a worldpool, and she sucked him in the bottle)
Kurumi: But I will not stop untill I get even with you guys.
Tish: Oh yeah!
Kurumi: Just try to hit me.
Ash: All right! You asked for it! Pikachu! Thunderbolt!
(Pikachu used Thunderbolt and strike Kurumi)
Ash: And if you gonna try to get your hands on our friends then we might as well make it a battle.
Mana: It's you and me, Kurumi.
Kurumi: Oh I don't think so. I'll be back.
(She walks into the dark side and disappeared into thin air)
Shaggy: Like, she's gone.
Quackerjack: But not us. We'll make you laugh until you die!
Lita/Sailor Jupiter: Laugh at this! (punches Quackerjack)
Lincoln: Way to go, Lita!
Shaggy: You're the girl! You rock!
Ash: You defeated Quackerjack. You're awesome.
Lita/Sailor Jupiter: Ah shucks. It was nothing
Lori: There's only one left.
(Than Negaduck brings his robot toy)
Negaduck: Meet Negabaster!
(Pikachu used Thunderbolt and srticke his robot but he stop his Thunderbolt and his Harley Quinn)
Megan: Hey, watch where you're aiming thing Negs!
Negaduck: I'm still new to this thing!
Lynn: Allow me to help you Negaduck!
Negaduck: Well, bring it on, kid!
(She throw a football and cuts Negaduck robot to please)
Negaduck: Oh no! (falls off the ice) WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! (crashes on the ground)
Joker: Honestly, must I do everything myself. (gets out his gun and starts shooting at the heroes)
Lincoln: Lynn, throw that Football again!
Lynn: I'm on it!
(She throw a football at Joker and crashes on the ground)
Lynn: Bull's Eye!
Two-Face: You haven't gotten rid of me, yet. I will destroy you all!
Tish: Try some pudding ball for size!
Sunset Shimmer: Ready. Aim. Fire!
(They throw pudding balls at Two-Face knocking him down)
Lola: Now that's what I call a strike.
The Penguin: Okay, now it's my turn! (gets out his gun and starts shooting at the heroes)
Brock: I'll handle this! Onix I choose you! (then, Onix comes out of the pokeball) Onix, use pulse!
(Onix uses pulse to hit Penguin into the Ice Wand)
Brock: That's how my Onix can rock an roll.
Ash: Look out guys, The Duke is come!
The Great Duke of Owls: I gotta now!
(They duck down)
The Great Duke of Owls: Drat! I've missed!
Tish: I've got an idea. Owls light the light and the sun so...
Lori: Of course the flash-light!
The Great Duke of Owls: Gotcha! Any last words?
Lincoln: Yes. Met the flashlight, duke of dumb owls!
(He shines the flashlight on the Duke and he got scared off and went away)
Ash: So long!
(Misty sticks out her tongue)
Shaggy: That'll teach that owl to mess with us.
Lita: Yeah, we've got few of the villains left.
Megan: You may defeat him, but you didn't defeat me!
Lincoln: Well there's one that you can't resist.
Megan: And what's that?
Lincoln: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
(Megan gasp and faited)
Caver: She's down.
Raye: All right!
Adagio Dazzle: Well, it's not over, until it's over.
Sunset Shimmer: Go, Tino! Find a safe place to hide!
(Tino runs but the Sonata blocks his way and grabs him)
Misty: Oh no, she got Tino!
Sonata Dusk: Not so fast. You're mine now.
Aria Blaze: You mean ours.
Sonata Dusk: Oh right.
Lincoln: This can't be happening!
(Then song Welcome to Show started to play)
Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah,
Welcome to the show
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
We're here to let you know
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Our time is now
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Your time is running out
[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]
Ah, ah, ah
Feel the wave of sound
As it crashes down
You can't turn away
We'll make you wanna sta-a-a-ay
We will be adored
Tell us that you want us
We won't be ignored
It's time for our reward
Now you need us
Come and heed us
Nothing can stop us nowShaggy: What shall we do now?
Ash: There has to be a way to save Tino from the Dazzlings!
Sci-Twi: But how? We can't get pass them!
Carver: I got an idea, you guys wait here. (runs off)
Lucy: I hope he knows what he's doing.
(They got scared again until)
- Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh
- I've got the music in me
- Oh-oh, oh-whoa-oh
- Don't need to hear a crowd
- Cheering out my name
- I didn't come here seeking
- Infamy or fame
- The one and only thing
- That I am here to bring
- Is music, is the music
- Is the music in my soul
- Gonna break out (Out!)
- Set myself free, yeah
- Let it all go (Go!)
- Just let it be, yeah
- Find the music in your heart
- Let the music make you start
- To set yourself apart
Brock: The Rainbooms, just in time.
Adagio: So the Rainbooms want to turn this into the real battle of the bands. Let's battle.
- What we have in store
- All we want and more
- We will break on through
- Now it's time to finish you!
- Twilight Sparkle: [vocalizing]
- Sirens: [vocalizing]
- Twilight Sparkle: Sunset Shimmer, we need you!
- [drum solo]
- [Sunset Shimmer]
- You're never gonna bring me down
- You're never gonna break this part of me
- My friends are here to bring me 'round
- Not singing just for popularity
- [Sunset Shimmer]
- [Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
- We're here to let you know
- That we won't let it go
- [Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
- [The Rainbooms]
- Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow
- [The Rainbooms]
- [Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
- And you can try to fight
- But we have got the light of
- [Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]
- [The Rainbooms]
- Friendship on our side!
- Got the music in our hearts
- We're here to blow this thing apart
- And together, we will never
- Be afraid of the dark
- Here to sing our song out loud
- Get you dancing with the crowd
- As the music of our friendship
- Survives, survives!
- [The Rainbooms]
[All sans Dazzlings]
- Got the music in our hearts
- We're here to blow this thing apart
- And together, we will never
- Be afraid of the dark
- Here to sing our song out loud
- Get you dancing with the crowd
- As the music of our friendship
- Survives, survives, survives!
(The Dazzlings see their broken gem pendants and the try to sing again, but they were unable to sing and they run off in disgrace)
Sunset Shimmer: I guess that takes care of them.
Lincoln: Without the gem pendants they're just girls who are not good at singing.
Lynn: Yeah! Now let's light the Darkness.
Ash: Yeah, there's no time to lose.
Spike the Dog: Say, are we forgetting somebody?
Mewoth: Got chi!
(Then Mewoth capture Tino and his friends)
Lor: Oh, yeah! We forgot Team Rocket.
Jessie: Since you guys defeat The Dazzlings and the others.
Mewoth: Prehaps we had to take Tino to The Dazzlings ourselves.
Leni: Not for long! Girls give then the couch!
(Than Lola, Luna and Luan ram Team Rocket and push them with a red couch)
Jessie: Why this had to bad people!
James: Who knows!
Mewoth: Well, at least we didn't get fired.
Team Rocket: THAT WE'RE BLAST OFF AGAIN!!!!!
(And they disspear in the sky)
Attila: How are these punks doing that?!
Hun: That's impossible. We're supposed to be unstoppable, there's no way we can be defeated!
Attila: I hate to say it Hun, looks like we've been beaten by these heroes.
Hun: This victory will have to wait for another day.
Attila: Let's go back and report to Bowser about our failure.
Lola: And stay, you stinkkers!
Timmy: Now they can't control control the Darkness, whether good or evil, but to light the Darkness with a big celestia smile! (Does a Thunder Clap) I wish we were all back in Dimmsadle.
(All the wands come together to light the Darkness)
Let's Party, for real
(Back on Earth)
Cosmo: Look! The Darkness is not so dark anymore its... The Yellowness!
Wanda: Now wonder the Darkness was always after you, Timmy. You were the only one who has blasted anything nice into it.
Jorgen: You did it, Turner! You've turned The Darkness into The Kindness! And defeated The Dazzlings and The Villains!
Cupid: Yeah and WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!!?
(Then a object crashed and out came the Eliminator)
Wanda: It's the Eliminator!
Lynn: Stand back! We're taking him down!
Eliminator: Must-- Hug Timmy Turner!
(He give him a hug)
Cosmo: Nope. It's the Hug-inator.
Luna: Hugi- what?
Huginator: I had some else for you.
(The he gets A.J and Chester out if the vortex mouth)
A.J.: Timmy, you save us.
Chester: Dude, you totally rock.
Dark Laser: Man, it was Dark in there. And I'm Dark Laser.
Mark: Turner! You did it! Do not take this the wrong way, but-- I love You! How about now? Want to make out now?
(Vicky hit him, again)
Wanda: Okay, is that it?
(Then Trixie gets out)
Fred: Nope. There's more.
(As he runs to kiss Trixie, his dad gets in front of him)
Mr. Turner: You save us! Oh-Oh-Oh! And excellent Man-smooch, Chosen Son.
Mrs. Turner: Hey! How about a Mom-smooch?
Wanda: Okay, that's got to be it.
(Then, Mark's parents came out)
Mark: Mother! Father!
King Gripullon Chang: Give us a squid-smooch, son.
Timmy: Turbo Thunder, are you okay?
Turbo Thunder: Oh, Timmy, I just wish I could once again Turbo-smooch-- my Parents?
(Then his parents came out as well)
Turbo Thunder: Mommy? Dad!
Turbo's Dad: It's great to be a family again.
Wanda: Now we have everybody.
Timmy: The Darkness was never looking for trouble in the universe, it was just looking for friends!
Wanda: And Finally, the Universe is safe again.
Fred: And no more villains.
Lita: Now we can relax.
Sci-Twi: That's right.
Tino: And you know what that means.
Human Pinkie Pie: Let's celebrate!!
(FLOWERS rain down out of the Darkness onto Earth. Suddenly we hear a big CRASH - two giant feet land)
Timmy: What are you guys doing here?
Timmy turns to see all the Wand Guardians together. The Huge Vegon Rock Beast, the talking polar bear, Kiss and Elders!
the Elders: We should, like, party.
(At Fairy World, the throw a biggest Party ever)
Jorgen: Here is to the Best chosen one ever!
Timmy: And Finally, the best kiss ever.
Jorgen: You do realize, after this Party, I'm erasing everyone's memory, and you'll go to being The Not-Chosen, Buck-Toothed Loser boy. Oh, and that was the best kiss ever.
Timmy: Yeah, that figures. But at least I don'y have find any more Wands.
(At The cave of destiny)
(Burned in the wall of the cave is THE FINAL PROPHECY - it flames then settles into black writing. A picture of the chosen one with his arms out and the smiling Darkness above him. Then we pan over as the music gets ominous to a new drawing. It's the Destructonator - he's coming back! pull wide to see Cosmo with the chalk)
Cosmo: Just kidding. Ahh! Brain Freeze!
(Then Piles of Rocks land on Cosmo)
Narrator: Well, it looks like everything worked out quite nicely. Now, what do you say we close things out with a joyous holiday armpit carol? (Singing) Deck the Halls with boughs of holly. [armpit squelching]
(they come back one more time)
Abby: There he is!
Narrator: All right. All right. I'll get in the rug.
Otis: Actually, we were going to ask you to stay.
Abby: Yeah, you're kind of growing on us.
Sunset Shimmer: And you did nice telling the story of Timmy being the Chosen One.
Pig: Yeah. Plus, you're all out of rugs.
Narrator: Oh, bless us! Bless us, everyone.
Otis: Come on, everybody. Armpit Carol!
(Everyone (except Sunset Shimmer) singing Deck the Halls in armpit version)
Sunset Shimmer: (Groans)