- Soccer Player: Fred missed another match. What he'd get, trapped?
- Aphrodite: Run down that mangy mongrel! Run him down with the love! Now!
- Professor Pericles: The antidote to stop Aphrodite has several distinct components: Pewter, found in grout used only in stained glass windows of the eighteenth century. Ectoplasm, or as it's more commonly known, ghost mucus. And finally, rose quartz, mined in the caves beneath Crystal Cove
- Mayor Jones: Silver plated seesaws, Fred, you're not in the love anymore? Then, I'm going to have to let out an unearthly howl and destroy you.
- Velma: Look, about what happened -
- Shaggy: Yeah, uh, about that...
- Velma: We don't have to -
- Shaggy: No, no way.
- Velma: In fact, I'd prefer -
- Shaggy: Absolutely. My thoughts exactly.
- Daphne: We've got a great look for everyone!
- Shaggy: Does mine involve wearing a skirt and lipstick?
- Daphne: No...
- Shaggy: Awesome!
- Daphne:: But Scooby's does!
- Scooby: Not fair!
- Aphrodite: I am the goddess of love! Bow at the feet of Aphrodite!
- Velma: I think you mean Amanda. (unmasks Aphrodite) Amanda Smythe?
- Amanda Smythe: Oh, you think you're so smart. Do you know how it feels to be humiliated? Me, the smartest and most gifted student in the history of Crystal Cove, laughed at by everyone in this school.
- Velma: Well, actually...
- Amanda Smythe: You know nothing! They had promised me I would be prom queen, but instead they pulled a hideous mask over my face: The face of a monster. They ridiculed me. I left Crystal Cove that night, but I promised that someday I would return. I had always been good at chemistry, so when I stumbled on the formula for an artificial pheromone that could make people lose their minds with love, I knew I would have my revenge.
- Daphne: Why? You're pretty now.
- Amanda Smythe: The scars run deep. I would reclaim the crown that was rightly mine, then I would destroy this town the way it destroyed me. My plan was genius! And I would have succeeded, too, if it wasn't for your olfactory-challenged sidekicks. (The deputies arrest Amanda)
- Pericles: I am no one's sidekick.
- Scooby: You said it.
- Shaggy: Well, Scooby Doo, like, you saved the day.
- Scooby: And Pericles, too.
- Daphne: I guess even a diabolical and criminal bird can change his evil in malevolent ways.
- Ed: (appears) Highly doubtful.
- Shaggy and Scooby: (nervously) Who--who are you?
- Ed: I am an associate of Mr. E. Pericles left him a message that you should hear. (plays the recorded tape)
- Pericles: It was I who gave Aphrodite the secret formula. Once that was accomplished, I could go after the real ingredients I needed to find. First, an ancient conquistador's ship manifest. Next, a stone piercing industrial-grade diamond drill bit. And finally, the geological reports from the Darrow Mining Company. Your move, Mr. E. (The tape ends)
- Shaggy: Okay, can I get a teeny little time-out here? What does any of that stuff have to do with anything?
- Ed: The curse of the haunted treasure, an ancient fortune left behind by the conquistadors that first settled this area. Legend has it that it is buried somewhere deep beneath us, and it now appears that Pericles is on the verge of discovering it. (Everyone gasp) And if he does, it could well mean the end of Crystal Cove. (walks away)