Here's a transcript of Winnie the Pooh & Barney's Musical Castle.
The Storing Conituned/Opening scene
(At Griffin's House, they watching TV just the Powers is out)
A Raining Day
(It show the open scene, and it's starts at Christopher Robin's house on a rainy day)
Tigger: It was nice Christopher Robin, to use his fun stuff while he's gone.
Rabbit: Yes, and is too bad, we're not having fun.
Wanda: Yeah, you said it.
Cosmo: There's nothing to do around here.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we're bored.
Piglet: Oh, dear.
Tigger: Say, Piglet. Did you find something to do?
Piglet: Oh, hello Tigger, I just--
Tigger: Don't tell me. Oh! I got It! You're playing Hiding seak, and I'm seak you. I'm won, but wasn't even playing.
Timmy: Tigger? That's not what he's about to say.
Patrick: Besides we already did that.
Piglet: They right, Tigger, you see the thunder-
Tigger: I saw you wasn't hiding, here let me show you how. The only thing Tiggers to better seaking, it's hiding.
(Then, he's try to hid Piglet)
Tigger: There! Now I'll never find you, Piglet.
(Then Pooh founds, Piglet)
Pooh: Why, I believe Piglet's right here, Tigger.
Timmy: Boring! Let's play video games.
SpongeBob: Or watch Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.
Eeyore: Well, that was exciting. What are we gonna do now?
Wanda: Any ideas?
Comso: Maybe we can find a better room to do.
Tigger: Cosmo's right, There's sout of fun to hid around this house, all we got to seak it.
Rabbit: And where pretail are suppost to start seaking?
Tigger: Say Pooh-Boy, you seak Piglet preaty good, so where we gonna seak out some fun?
SpongeBob: Yeah, right.
Timmy: Like that's ever gonna happen.
Pooh: Well, it's seam to me, that we surting can't seak out, because out so really wetest to be, out of a question.
Mickey: So, where we gonna do it, Pooh?
Pooh: (Chuckles) Up.
Piglet: Oh, dear. It is "up", closer to the "Thunder"?
Wanda: Piglet's right you know, Pooh. It could be dangerous.
Otis: Yeah, she's right. It could be.
SpongeBob: You don't get struck by lightning.
Eeyore: If you ask me, that nobody is, Pooh means we might find something fun to do up the attic.
Piglet: The attic? Yip!!! It's that dark scary place, were things go, and never seam again?
Rabbit: Don't be silly, Piglet, Attic, were thing store for raining days.
Pooh: And that's today.
Rabbit: There's nothing fright about, Piglet.
Sandy: Yeah, there's lot of Interesting things up the attic, Piglet.
Squidward: Maybe there's a clarinet in the junk.
Cosmo: Or Churros!!
Timmy: Really? Churros!? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Mr. Krabs: Or Money!
Pooh: I think is the; Oflly part that worry him, Guys.
(Every ones stop and got worry)
Eeyore: To make a long story short, Uh oh.
Tigger: We're gonna have fun just getting there.
Piglet: We are?
Tigger: Sure, We might run in some: Sporckfuls.
Piglet: Oh, dear, Sporckfuls!
Patrick: Yeah, or a Flydushin'.
Freddy: Yeah, or a monster is gonna eat Peck?
Peck: Yeah! Wait, what?!
Rabbit: Don't be reidiculous, guys, there'a absolutely nothing to fear. And specially Pooh lead the way.
Rabbit: Yes in indeed. Pooh is as Tigger pointed out, the best of us as seaking. It's only fair he should the honer going first.
Piglet: Oh, are you really going first, Pooh?
Pooh: Yes, Piglet. It's seam I am, really slowing.
Eeyore: I'm glad that, know one that Donkeys going first.
Abby: Yeah, I'm not going first!
Freddy: Me Too!
Rabbit: You go right ahead, Pooh.
(Then when Pooh go on his first step, Everyone run off and went to the closet)
Rabbit: My, that was close.
Piglet: Oh, it's offly dark in here.
SpongeBob: Yeah, I can't see a thing.
Timmy: Yeah, me either.
Pip: What if something in the darks grabs us and takes us to it's lair.
Tigger: Don't worry my friends, nothing can get us from here.
Eeyore: Unless it got here first.
Rabbit: Oh, my goodness greatless!
(Everyone running again, and heading tord to Pooh)
Pooh: It's appears, this step is safe. (Chuckles) But, noicy, should I go on, Rabbit? Tigger?
(Eeyore pass throw Pooh, and go up into attic)
Rabbit: That was close!
Duke: Yeah, it would have eaten us, like Bowser tried to do it.
Cosmo: That's right. His breath smell bad, too.
Otis: Yeah, now, there's nothing to worry about for now.
(There's a nocking)
Tigger: Than we're so safe, why's my heart still-- Knocking?
Rabbit: That's not you're heart knocking, it's-- (Gasp) Oh, Oh my!
Eeyore: Somebody, or something, at the door.
Tigger: That's reif, for a secend there, I thought we're trouble.
Rabbit: Tigger, No!!!!
(Than Tigger open the door and it's Pooh)
Pooh: Hello everyone, am I miss any fun?(Chuckles)
Piglet: Oh, Pooh Bear.
Timmy: That's a relief.
Pig: Did the monster attack you?!
Pooh: No, it didn't.
Eeyore: Now we're all here, what are gonna do about it?
Timmy: Hey what's this?
Otis: Looks like a Portal machine.
Human Applejack: It look kind of cool.
Pooh: I wonder it will do.
Rabbit: Maybe is a machine, that make something.
Otis: I'll be pressing these Buttons will solve the mystery.
Human Fluttershy: Um, I think that's not a good idea, Otis.
Otis: What can happen.
Wanda: If you press the red button something bad will happen.
Tigger: Yeah, so don't!
Otis: Guys, I apperciate your concern, but the button is big and shiny and looks like candy, so--
(Than Otis push the the red button and the machine turn on and its starring to Partal on Pooh and his friends)
Otis: Whoops. That's a big pile of not good.
"It's Show Time"
(Everyone comes out of the Portal)
Piglet: Where are we?
Tigger: I wish I knew?
Announcer: Girls and boys, ladies and gentlemen. Today's appearance of Barney is made possible by... Your Imagination!
Pooh: Oh, I know where we are.
(A san Castle come in, as Barney comes to life through the curtains onto the stage and the theme song begins playing)
Barney: This gonna be great! (Chuckles) Oh, hi everybody!
Peter: The end.
[The power comes back on and the Griffins cheer]
Peter: Well, let's see Weekender's Adventures top this one.
Chris: Actually, I think they did a pretty good job of that already, Dad.
Peter: Well, I'll have to take your word for it. I don't watch Disney's UK Shows.
Chris: It's on American version, too, Dad. I'm pretty sure you know that.
Peter: I don't know that. I haven't seen that show in a while and I don't know that anyone else has.
Chris: I think plenty of people have. Their fans are pretty loyal to them.
Peter: Oh, yeah? All 42 of them?
Chris: I'm not gonna let you get to me this time, Dad. I'm not gonna let you get to me.
Peter: Well, maybe I got time for another story then. It's called Without a Paddle.
Chris: I hate you, Dad!