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This is how the scene for Nazz and Kevin and the night goes in Thomas, Twilight, Ed, Edd, n' Eddy's Big Picture show.

[A rumbling and and screaming from a pipe as a heavy load travels along it. The pipe spits its load out in the swamp. The load in question is Nazz. She is quickly followed by a second load consisting of Kevin and his bike. Kevin is spit out behind Nazz, and he runs over her with his bike. When he finally stops it, he is in a clearing. Kevin quickly removes his shirt and uses it to sponge off his soaked bike as an angry Nazz arrives.]

Nazz: [angry] "How's your bike!"

Kevin: [oblivious] "Oh, hey Nazz."

[Nazz slaps Kevin.]

Kevin: [confused] "What was that for, man?"

Nazz: [through her teeth] "It's late, and I'm cold."

[Nazz and Kevin stare at each other for a few seconds.]

Nazz: "Fine. I'll make the fire." [She stomps off.]

Kevin: [slapping a mosquito] "Sweet."

[Nazz rubs two sticks together. When this fails to get a spark, she tries again. Finally she smacks the sticks on the kindling. When this doesn't work, she throws them on the kindling. At this moment, the wood erupts into flame. Nazz warms her hands by the fire.]

Kevin: "Wicked fire, Nazz. Can I join you?"

[Nazz ignores him.]

Kevin: "Um, I got a peanut butter sandwich. I'll split it with ya."

[Nazz grabs the whole sandwich and scarfs it. Kevin's stomach rumbles, and he moves closer to Nazz.]

Kevin: "Sure could use another sandwich." [He places his hand on her arm.]

Nazz: [forgiving him] "Yeah...sorry about that, dude."

Kevin: "Aw, don't sweat it, doll."

[Kevin puts his arm around her, and Nazz reciprocates. They come closer together.]

Nazz: "Kev? Sorry I slapped you. It's been like such a crazy day today."

Kevin: "No foolin'."

Nazz: "No foolin'."

Kevin: "Wait, don't move."

[Kevin leaves. Nazz clasps her hands in anticipation of a gift.]

Kevin: "Almost left her out in the cold."

[Kevin has come back with his bike. Nazz's eyes bulge.]

Kevin: "Bad for the paint, y'know?"

[Nazz shoves him away from the bike, grabs it, and runs with it. She then winds up and throws it into the swamp. It hits a tree and lodges there.]

Nazz: "THAT'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID BIKE!"

[Kevin runs into the swamp and begins to clamber up the tree.]

Kevin: "I just don't get her, man."

Nazz: [offscreen] "Whoa! Help!"

[Kevin looks back towards their campsite. Nazz is gone and the fire has been extinguished. Kevin quickly runs back.]

Kevin: "Yo, Nazz! Where are ya?"


[with Rolf]

[The moon shines down brightly on the swamp. Below, yet another vengeance seeker is looking for the Eds. He cuts a more pitiful figure than most, though. This is mainly owing to the fact that he is wearing a meat grinder on his head and appears to be blind. This is accentuated when he runs into a tree.]

Rolf: "Who goes there?"

[Rolf punches straight through the tree. He then tries to yank his arm free. When he does so, he breaks the tree in three and falls in the water. The third part is the section he punched, which remains stubbornly around his wrist. He gropes for shore; finding it, he hauls himself up.]

Rolf: "I'll get you, insubordinate–"

[The tree slams into him. Fortunately, it cracks as a direct result of this. Rolf, dazed by the blow, staggers around in the middle of the road. At this moment, a truck horn honks and lights shine on Rolf's face.]

Rolf: "Hallo?"

[The horn honks again right before the truck hits Rolf. Rolf is knocked backwards by the blow, but some good comes of this; the helmet breaks, allowing Rolf to see again. The truck then pulls to a stop, and it's lights shine on Rolf's face. Suddenly, we are able to see that the truck is in fact the Kanker sisters' wagon, the lights are flashlights mounted on it, and the horn is a clown horn.]

Lee: [leering] "Looks like we lucked out, girls."

Marie: "It's one of them! Who's after our boyfriends!"

[The Kankers grab Rolf.]


[with our heroes]

[The Eds and all our heroes trundle down the road. Fireflies start to gather.]

Ed: "Look! Alien spaceships are attacking!" [Edd takes out a jar and captures them.]

Eddy: "That's stupid."

Edd: "Call it Lampyridae, Ed."

Eddy: "Say what?"

Edd: "Fireflies, Eddy. These nocturnal luminescent beetles will help shed light on our journey."

Mucker: Hey, what's wrong with our headlights? [Mucker's carrying the half-awake CMC and fast asleep Spike in his scoop, while a wide-awake Vanellope rides in his cab]

[and wee see all the engines and Dusty have their headlights on]

Edd: Your headlights are all right.

Willy: (carrying a half-awake Sunil and Penny in his fins) Well, with how dark it is in the country, we're lucky to have some light. [yawns]

Sunil Nevla: [yawns] Why must yawns be so contagous?

Penny Ling: [yawns] I have no idea.

Ed: "Fancy bug butts, I must say." [He yawns.]

Duncan: Please shut up, Ed.

Eddy: [tapping the jar] "So these things know where my bro lives?" [He yawns.]

Edd: "Hardly." [He yawns.] "Oh, pardon me. But they can help us find a safe place to rest for the night."

Applejack: We should be comin' up to a clearing soon. [yawns]

Bash: (yawning) We do need...

Dash: ...a good-night's sleep. (yawns)

Ferdinand: That's right. (yawns)

Mako: (carrying a half-awake Pepper in his fins) Yes. (yawns) And then we'll have to continue the journey in the morning.

Pepper Clark: I hope we find somewhere to rest. [yawns] I'm too tired to even make a a joke.

Eddy: "We passed a motel a ways back. We coulda stopped there." [He yawns.]

Steamy: Yeah? Well hotels cost money an' we ain't got any!

Eddy: [after a yawn] "I would if that stupid scam worked."

Princess Cadance: Well, we've got money.

Dusty Crophopper: Yeah, but I don't think the manager would be comfortable with letting us stay there tonight. [yawns]

Skarloey: Good point Dusty, but I'm too tired to turn back now. [yawns]

Zoe Trent: [riding on Rarity's back] Besides, I don't think that motel would accept pets. [yawns]

Rarity: Normally I would rather go to that motel, but since we're too far from it, I'll settle with sleeping in a clearing. [yawns]

Blythe Baxter:

Hiro: I wonder if Luna is watching over us right now.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm sure she is Hiro.

Eddy: Luna?

Princess Cadance: She's the princess of the night, an alicorn like me and Hiro's special somepony.

Eddy: Hiro has a princess as a girlfriend?

Willy: Yeah.

Edd: It makes sense, I mean Hiro's Japanese and Samurai warriors and Ninjas are Japanese and they travel by night.

Ed: Like vikings?

Russell Ferguson: (riding on Shining Armor's back) No Ed, Vikings are Norwegian pirates. Samurai warriors and Ninjas are Japanese and they travel by night. (yawns)

Hiro: And I have a bit of Samurai and Ninja in me, I even own a plane themed like them. [yawns]

Edd: I see, Hiro. You two are perfect for each other. [yawns] Pardon me.

Vanellope: Can we please find a place to sleep? [yawns] I can't stay awake forever.

Vinnie Terrio: (riding on Applejack's back) 9yawns deeply) Niether can I.

Buttercream Sunday: (riding on Pinkie;s back with Minka Mark) [Yawns] Me too. I need sleep to recharge my rhymer.

Minka Mark: (yawns very deeply) I need sleep right now.

Steam Driller: There's a clearing just up ahead.

[Ed leads them into that same clearing that Steam Driller pointed out and sits down.]

Ed: "Ed pooped. Sleepytime guys." [He yawns.]

Edd: "An appropriate place as any, I suppose."

Ed: "Nighty night!"

[Ed burrows into the ground and wiggles around until he finds a big rock. He then lies against it, using the dirt as a blanket.]

Ed: "Ahh, comfy."

Vanellope: Well, at least we'll get some sleep.

Scootaloo: Yeah. [hops out of Mucker's scoop]

Rattlesnake Jake: Finally. [uses his tail to scrape a part of the ground as he then uses a shovel to put some hot cinders (from steamy's firebox) on the ground as he curls up onto it]

Vinnie Terrio: Mind if I join ya?

Rattlesnake Jake: Sure, go ahead.

Vinnie Terrio: Thanks man. [hops onto the cinders and falls asleep]

Wreck-it Ralph: [starts punching the ground]

Edd: Ralph, what are you doing?

Wreck-it Ralph: I'm just making this dump more comfy for me to sleep in.

Edd: You sleep under junk?

Wreck-it Ralph: Yeah, [covers himself with rocks and bricks] when you're in "Fix-it Felix Jr." you get used to sleeping on bricks.

[Eddy snickers, and Edd goes off to do something. Ed taps Eddy on the back with his foot.]

Ed: "Psst! Psst! Eddy, can I have a good night kiss?"

Eddy: "What are ya?" [He tries to pull himself free, and instead pulls him to another rock before getting loose.]

Edd: [stepping over Ed] "Excuse me Ed." [He labels Steamy's tender.]

Shining Armor: Huh? What's this? [peals off the label and reads it] "Steamy's tender" [then he notices he has a labor on himself]

[Everyone looks and sees that Edd has labeled the entire campsite, including the engines, ponies, and Dusty.]

Eddy: "Hey Sockhead, quit turning everything into your bedroom!"

Charlie: Yeah, Double-D, what are you doing?

Edd: "It's just that it's difficult for me to sleep in an unlabeled environment."

Stephen: If you say so, Double-D. (closes his eyes while Apple Bloom and Scootaloo curl up next to him)

Dusty: Alright then. [backs up into a space in between two small Tiki rocks]

Sharky: [taps a rock then uses it like a pillow]

Mako: [tracing a line around him with a tooth] This is my sleeping space, see? And no one crosses this line!

Willy: We'll be sure of that. [turns into his side and shuts his eyes]

Pepper Clark: [very tiredly] Hey Mak, could I bunk with ya?

Mako: Be my guest, Peps.

Pepper Clark: [yawns deeply] Thanks, buddy. [she then slowly steps over Mako's line and then nuzzles herself in Mako's side]

Mako: [falls fast asleep as he then places a fin on Pepper and slowly starts rubbing her belly]

Pepper Clark: [hums in contentment as she falls asleep, snoring]

Fluttershy: [yawns] Now to get some sleep. [nuzzles against Willy's side] My favorite kind of bed, cute, orca whale, blu... [falls asleep]

[then Penny Ling and Sunil Nevla walk over]

Penny Ling: [yawns] Now to get some sleep. [she pats a spot on Fluttershy's long mane and nuzzles herself into it as Fluttershy puts her wing on Penny Ling's body]

Sunil Nevla: Good night. (yawns) [he then lays in part of Fluttershy's tail and covers himself with part of it]

Eddy: "Snore! I'm getting some shut-eye." [He tries, but almost falls off the rock. When he clambers back on, he tries another position, but this one hurts his back.] "This bed's killing me!"

Ed: "Trade ya, Eddy!"

Eddy: "Quit talking in your sleep, Ed."

Minka Mark: [yawns] Time to catch some 40 winks. [she climbs onto a small tree and falls asleep onto one of the branches]

Twilight Sparkle: [tucks Spike in] Sweet dreams, #1 assistant.

Sweetie Belle: Tomorrow, Eddy's brother. [falls asleep and Rarity picks her up and put her next to Stephen, Apple Bloom and Scootaloo with her magic]

Rarity: [pulls out a tiny blanket from her bags and then covers herself with it]

Zoe Trent: May I join you?

Rarity: MM-hmm.

Zoe Trent: [circles a spot on the blanket and slowly nuzzles herself down into it and falls asleep]

Rarity: [covers Zoe with part of her blanket]

Pinkie Pie: [lays on a flat rock]

Buttercream Sunday: [hops onto Pinkie's tail and use part of it as a blanket.]

Toby: Sleep well, everyone.

Steamy: Night, y'all.

Twilight Sparkle: Night.

Shining Armor: Goodnight, Cadance.

Princess Cadance: [unfurls her wings and covers Shining Armor and Twilight with them] Night.

[They are are in a peaceful snooze when they hear a odd sound]

Shining Armor: Uh, what the?

Evan: [snores, then cuffs. and continues]

Sharky: [takes some corks out of nowhere and plugs his ears with them]

Twilight Sparkle: Oh well.

[everyone is now all in a peaceful snooze]

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