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You're Only Second Rate is a song in The Return Of Jafar.

Lyrics

Original

[Jafar]
I must admit
Your parlor tricks
Are amusing
I bet you've got a bunny
Under your hat
Now here's your chance
To get the best of me
Hope your hand is hot
C'mon clown
Let's see what you've got
You can try to slam me
With your harder stuff
But your double whammy
Isn't up to snuff
I'll set the record straight
You're simply out of date
You're only second rate
You think your cat's a meanie
But your tiger's tame
You've got a lot to learn
About the genie game
So for your education
I reiterate
You're only second rate
Men cower
At the power
In my pinky
My thumb is number one
On every list
But if you're not convinced
That I'm invincible
Put me to the test
I'd love to lay this rivalry to rest
Go ahead and zap me
With a big surprise
Slap me in a trap
Cut me down to size
I'll make a great escape
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate
You know your hocus-pocus
Isn't tough enough
And your mumbo-jumbo
Doesn't measure up
Let me pontificate
Upon your sorry state
You're only second rate
Zaba-caba-dabra
Granny's gonna grab ya
Alakazam-da-mus
And this thing's bigger than the both of us
So spare me your tremendous stare
You look horrendous in your underwear
And I can hardly wait
To discombobulate
I'll send your back end packing
In a shipping crate
You'll make a better living
With a spinning plate
You're only second rate

Crash's, Thomas' and Ryan's Adventures of Total Drama: All-Stars version

[Ryalight Glimmer]
I must admit, your magic tricks
[Quintessa]
Are amusing
[Ryalight Glimmer]
She bets Ryan got a bunny under his hat
Now here's your chance to get the best of us
[Quintessa]
Hope your hands are hot
[Ryalight Glimmer]
Come on, bro
Let's see what you got
Ryan try to slam me with his harder stuff
But, his double whammy isn't up to snuff
I'll set the records straight
Megatron's out of date
You're only second rate
You think Starlight's a meanie
But, your Haru's tame
[Quintessa]
Ryan's got a lot to learn about the Prime game
For your and Odette's education
My boyfriend reiterate
You're only second rate
[Clyde Bandicoot]
Heroes cower at the power in our pinkies
My leader is number one on every list
[Luna Girl]
But, if you not admit that Mal will rule the world
[Ryalight Glimmer]
Put us to the test
[Ryalight and Quintessa]
We love to lay this rivalry (contest) to rest
Go ahead and zap us with your big surprise
Slap us in a trap
Cut us down to size, we'll make a great escape
[Ryalight Glimmer]
It's just a piece of cake
You're only second rate
You know your hocus pocus isn't tough enough
And your mumbo jumbo doesn't measure up
Let us pontificate upon your sorry state
You're only second rate
[Romeo (PJ Masks)]
Zara-Cana-dabra
[Jestro]
Mally's gonna grab ya!
[Quintessa]
Alakazam-de-mus
And this thing's bigger then the lot of us
[Ryalight Glimmer]
So, spere us with your awesome stare!
Ryan's got Care Bears on his underwear
And we can hardly wait to discombobulate
I'll send Mike back packed in a shipping crate
You'll make a better living with a spinning plate
You're only second rate!

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