Pacha: Uh, excuse me. We're here to see Emperor Kuzco. You see, I got this summons.
Guard: Inside, up the stairs and to the left. Just follow the signs.
Pacha: Oh, great. Thanks a lot.
Franklin: Thank you for letting us come with you, Pacha.
Pacha: You are welcome, Franklin.
Beaver: I think the emperor might be nice.
Rabbit: The emperor sure is real.
Franklin's dad: Let's go in there.
Kuzco: (narrating) Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
(The sandal drops)
Einstein: Did that sandal just fell off?
Old man: Uh, pardon me. That's mine.
Pacha: Oh, here you go.
Old man: Thank you.
Pacha: You're welcome.
Francis: Uh, Pacha, I think that old man need your help.
Pacha: Uh! Oh, hey. Are you all right? Here. Let me, uh...
Old man: Oh, you're so very kind.
Pacha: What happened?
Old man: Well, I...I threw off the emperor's groove.
Old man: His groove, the rhythm in which he lives his life, his pattern of behavior.
Bear: Did the emperor push you out?
Old man: No. I threw it off, and the emperor had me thrown out the window.
Rabbit: (in Adult Thumper's voice) Gosh! That's awful.
Alexander: (in Adult Flower's voice) Gee wiz.
Bear: (in Adult Bambi's voice) Terrible.
Franklin: (in Scarecrow's voice) Oh, that's too bad.
Pacha: Oh, really? I'm supposed to see him today.
Old man: Don't throw off his groove!
Pacha: Oh, okay.
Old man: Beware the groove.
Leonard: (in Pacha's voice) Hey, are you gonna be all right?
Old man: Groove.
Celeste: I hope he will be okay.
Babar: Well, guys, (in Thomas O'Malley's voice) we've got to to get movin'.
Kuzco: (narrating) You see what I mean? These guys are trouble, but as bad as they are...they're nothing compared to what's coming up next.
Yzma: And why have you come here today?
Man: Well, Y-Your Highness...I mean, Your Grace.
Kuzco: (narrating) Okay, gang. Check out this piece of work. This is Yzma, the emperor's advisor...living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth. And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man. Every decade or so she gets a new one. This year's model is called Kronk.
Kronk: Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
Kuzco: (narrating) Yep, that's Kronk. Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit...of trying to run the country behind my back...and I'm thinkin' that's got to stop.
Yzma: It is no concern of mine whether your family has...What was it again?
Man: Um, food.
Yzma: Ha! You really should have thought of that before you became peasants. We're through here. Take him away. Next!
Man: But l... (Guards grab him) Oh, okay.
(They take him out)
Kuzco: (narrating) The nerve of some of those peasants, huh?
Yzma: Tell me about it.
Kuzco: Hi there.
Yzma: Oh, Your Highness.
Kuzco: Uh, you were doing it again.
Yzma: Doing? Doing... (taking off her cape) Doing... Doing what?
Kuzco: Doing my job. I'm the emperor and you're the emperor's advisor. Remember that?
Yzma: But, Your Highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
Kuzco: (narrating) Whoa. Look at these wrinkles. What is holding this woman together? What the... How long has that been there?
Kronk: Good thinkin', Yzma. What do you say, Kuzco?
Kuzco: Whoa! No touchy! No touchy. No touch.
Man: Uh, excuse me, Your Highness. The village leader and his friends are here to see you.
Kuzco: Oh, great. Send them in. Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
Yzma: Fired? W-W-What do you mean, fired?
Kuzco: Um, how else can I say it? You're being let go...your department's being downsized, you're part of an outplacement...we're going in a different direction, we're not picking up your option. Take your pick. I got more.
Yzma: But l... You, uh... (sits down) But... But, Your Highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire...for-for-for many, many years.
Kuzco: Hey, everybody hits their stride. You just hit yours years ago. So, who's in my chair?
Kronk: Oh, oh! I know! Yzma. Yzma's in your chair, right?
Kuzco: Very good, Kronk. Here. Get the snack. (throws the snack)
Kronk: Got it. (tries to catch it and jumps before he falls)
Kuzco: Okay, you heard the man. Up, up, up.
Kronk: I'm okay. I'm fine.
(Yzma leaves murmuring)
(Kuzco sits on the throne sighing)
Kuzco: Okay. Show them in.